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Lincoln members!
Welcome to the Hundred Seconds World!
Chakrauten.
Chitara is Chakrauten.
Chitara is Chitara!
I am Chitarantino, the ruler of this Hundred Seconds World!
Chitara!
I am not Chitara!
Chitara coipro com!
Our agency was also found out!
Hey, Matsumoto!
Mimura, is it okay for you to put your hands in your pockets and stuff like that?
No, it's not like that. I just thought it might be okay.
You guys really don't seem nervous at all.
Hey, Mimura!
Yes?
Do you have a big event tomorrow?
Tomorrow is Ootake's wedding, right?
Ootake's wedding?
Yes.
Yes, that's right. Congratulations!
Thank you.
How was it?
Me?
Yes.
Wow! Ootake's wedding with Hitomi was held two days before.
And!
In Hitomi's loving wife's belly, there was a five- month-old baby.
It wasn't the wife of the groom who held the wedding ceremony, but Stalantino who asked Ootake what everyone was worried about.
Hey, guys. Are you guys going?
We're going.
Go get your stuff.
Yes.
Ah!
What's wrong?
You're not going?
Don't both of you go?
Ah!
You're not going?
Don't both of you go?
Don't touch me like that!
So, you know, Ootake...
Yes?
I'd like to get a message from you and Downtown.
What do you mean?
Because you want to celebrate Ootake's wedding, don't you?
Of course we do!
Can you give Downtown a two-shot?
Oh, I'm looking forward to it.
What is this?
Should we put your wife's name in it, Ootake?
Well, if you can do it, I'd like to.
I'd like to save it.
So...
What did you call her?
No, I didn't call her.
You did.
At the end you have to say "Shut up!"
I've never said it.
I'm sorry, but I'd like you two to say something to the camera.
Are you serious?
Let's do it.
I'd rather do it in tomorrow's show.
Let's do it.
Three, two, one, go ahead.
Hey!
Congratulations!
Three, two, one, go ahead!
What do you mean "three, two, one, go ahead"?
I'm glad. It was a memorable show for you.
Thank you.
It's over with just one "congratulations."
What did you propose to her?
What?
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
I don't remember anything like that.
Are you serious?
I wasn't like that. I wasn't like that, but I was shown something like this.
I'm glad it happened.
What was it?
What?
What is it?
It's an old story.
OK, OK. Let's stop talking about it.
"The Ultimate Pressure Battle" presented by Quarantino!
In less than 100 seconds of time limit, a giant adult will be exorcised!
In addition, a new weapon will be introduced this time!
What kind of destructive power will it be?!
The staff of "News Captain" will be angry!
News Captain
Listen up!
We thought we could be of help to you guys...
Yeah...
But this time...
We've got some "fresh" helpers!
"Fresh" helpers!
It's them!
Only "fresh" helpers!
Only "fresh" helpers from AKB!
Yes, only "fresh" helpers are really "fresh" here.
We'll sell "freshness" and do our best!
The woman next to me is "hard-mouthed" Iwashi, right?
It's "hard-mouthed"!
You "hard-mouthed" octopus!
The world of "100 seconds" in which the owner, Starantino, challenges the game he came up with!
Tonight, too, Starantino will choose two guests from among the guests and challenge the game with a total of 10 people!
The time limit is 100 seconds for 10 people!
Each time you clear the game, you will be rewarded with 100,000 yen!
However, this time, Starantino will introduce "the gateway to hell"!
What should we fear about it is...
No matter how many times you do it, you won't feel nervous.
So, this time, Starantino has specially prepared a device that will force you to feel nervous.
And that device is...
What is it?
You really shouldn't do it.
I think the members know that there is a link here.
It's okay now. I won't make it ring now.
Are you serious?
The staff of "newscaster" will get angry!
This machine has been planted with trauma!
The moment you fail at the game,
Gyaaaan!
The explosion zone, which has been powered up to its maximum in the past,
will attack the members!
If you clear it properly, you won't make a noise, right?
We know you can't clear it, but...
The tension has increased a lot!
This is effective!
Put it on pause!
Pause?
Anyway, there is a pause!
There is! There is!
The first game is this!
Let's read a popular old story one by one, one novel at a time without biting.
If you bite in the middle...
You'll be punished!
Of course, you don't have to read it all in 100 seconds.
Okay, let me introduce the first members.
First...
I hate being shouted at by others.
I hate it!
And one more person!
It's okay!
Who?
Ishida!
Are you okay with kanji?
Leave it to me! I can speak it!
I'm representing Enkerio today!
Leave it to me!
No mistake!
No mistake! It's okay!
Okay! Get ready for the game!
Who is it?
Is it Yanba?
No, it's Miyasako!
No, it's Amano!
No, I'm not feeling well!
Yes, yes! Amano and Miyasako...
Yes, yes!
It's dangerous!
No, no!
I don't know at all!
Amano...
Is it just that a sentence comes out of nowhere and you read it?
Yes, that's it!
What are you doing?
You have a lot of work ahead of you.
Can you go without biting anyone until the last ten people?
Are you going to do it with me?
There are times when I do it.
Ready, start!
I'm scared of my body.
Your sense of humor is amazing!
Why do you keep biting me?
But you surprised me the most!
Maybe I'll do it again!
Are you ready?
Amano!
Yes!
This is not a game anymore!
I'm sorry, but let me do it one more time!
Until now, only Amano-kun's part has been recorded!
See, I knew it!
I'll do it again!
I'll tell you about it later!
Due to the fear of the drone,
they start biting from the first moment.
But here, they regain their confidence and try again!
Calm down! Calm down!
Let's go! If you bite me, I'll bite you!
Hey!
Ready!
Start!
Once upon a time, there was a kind-hearted young man.
One day, the young man helped a crane that was suffering from a trap.
That night...
Knock, knock...
Someone knocked on the door.
When the young man opened the door, a beautiful girl was standing there.
I'm lost and in trouble. Please stop for the night.
The girl said in a beautiful, calm voice.
That would be a problem. If you don't mind, please stay here.
The young man kindly said.
The next morning, the girl said...
Thank you for your help. I'd like to get off the crane now.
But I'd like you to promise me one thing.
Please don't look at me as I'm getting off the crane.
It's okay. I promise you.
The young man said with a smile.
The girl closed the door.
"Knock, knock...
I can hear you getting off the crane from inside the room!
Knock, knock...
The next morning, the girl handed me the finished crane and said...
Please go to the city and sell this.
What a beautiful fabric!
The young man was surprised and said.
The fabric was sold for a very high price!
"I ask you, please sell me more fabric!" The young man said a lot of money.
The girl said quietly. "Then I will sell you only one more."
But please do not erase it!
No, no!
Crack, crack, but again, it is only a crack!
Croaking fabric resonated for a day!
Owarai Energico G6 ya!
Explosions of all seasons!
Women who gave their lives for Owarai and men who ran away from home!
Owarai Owarai Owarai!
Shinshufu!
Tonton, padabata, tonkarari, tonton, padabata, tonkarari...
The sound of weaving cloth resonates all day long!
Young people are curious about how girls weave cloth!
This is bad! It's no use!
Tonton, padabata, tonkarari, tonton, padabata, tonkarari...
The sound of weaving cloth resonates all day long!
Young people are curious about how girls weave cloth!
And now...
They've opened the door!
Tonton, padabata, tonkarari...
Stop it!
It's bigger than before!
Bigger! Bigger! Bigger!
My eyes went wide open!
Too bad!
Is this okay?
Not clear.
It's too red. It's too old-fashioned!
It's too old-fashioned!
Hamada's "time loss" rings out, and they fail to meet.
All right! Let's go! Let's go!
The next game is this!
Table tennis smash!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Smash the ball coming out of the table tennis machine beautifully!
If you can hit it back to the opponent's court beautifully, you can answer to the next person!
You can smash it as many times as you like until you succeed!
If you don't succeed in smashing it in 100 seconds...
We'll do it one by one!
Well then, fresh members! I'll announce the song!
It's a sin!
And then, rock!
I feel like I can do it.
You can't do it. You just don't look good.
I'd like you to show me how you do it.
Then, please move.
Are you ignoring me?
The human's calmness ends.
What kind of fear will the next winner overcome with that pressure?!
OK, let's go!
If you succeed in smashing everyone back in 100 seconds, you win!
OK!
Ready...
Start!
We don't have much time! We can do it in time!
We can do it!
What are you doing?
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
It's heavy!
Calm down!
I'm not good at shaking hands!
The first two players are not good at all!
This doesn't make sense!
If all of you had changed, we would have won!
When I was in middle school, I played table tennis.
I should be able to do it in a second or two!
Sorry, sorry!
No, no!
It's okay!
Okay, let's see...
Do you have any experience in table tennis?
Yes! I played table tennis!
Okay, then...
Sashihara and...
Tomizawa!
They change their skates and try again!
Will Sashihara and Tomizawa become real skates?!
How do you hold it?
Hey, you!
- How do you hold it? - How do you hold it?
- Like this?
- I'm not so sure about this.
- Like this? - Like this?
- No, like this!
Don't hit me.
Go straight ahead.
It may be dangerous.
OK, let's go!
Come on!
If everyone hits back in 100 seconds, it's a success!
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
You can do it! You can do it!
That was really bad!
Unfortunately, it's not clear!
I'm sorry!
You suck!
What?
You suck!
Did you put a switch in your eye socket?
An adult entertainer's sexual desire is a great delusion!
Was it difficult for you?
It was difficult for me.
But there is a pressure here.
Excuse me, could you do it one more time?
I didn't do anything.
I'm sorry.
Could you do it one more time?
If you say it earlier...
Tomizawa, show him.
If you do it on your own and fail, it's no good!
Everyone, hurry up and do it! I'm telling you, I'm a barman!
The train is short of passengers, too!
This time, will the passengers be saved?!
Alright, everyone! Next is this game!
How Many Guppies?
Count accurately the number of guppies in the aquarium.
If you get it right, the next person will do the same.
However, if you get the number wrong, you'll be immediately...
Of course, even if you don't get it within 100 seconds, you'll still be "don"!
If you get it wrong, you'll be "don" immediately.
But there's one Logan here...
I can't get it right! I can't see it!
I can't see it even when I'm stuck!
Alright, I'll announce the passengers!
Kimura!
Stand up!
Is that chopstick a hotpot?
Who's a hotpot?
Are you hanging out?
I'm not hanging out!
You're not?
I'm not!
You're not?
If I was hanging out, I'd tell you!
Are you wearing underwear?
I'm not wearing underwear!
I mean, is a hotpot really like that?
- Yeah, tell him, tell him. - I'm telling you.
- Tell everyone properly. - I'm telling you properly. It's not a hotpot.
- Please, tell the people watching TV properly. - Is there anyone who doesn't know?
- I'm not saying it's not a hotpot. - For now, everyone, stand in front of where you want to go.
- What do you want to eat? - You can put in anything you want. - No, no, really, like... - Oh, I see.
- Like, there's squid in it. - Squid? - Oh, squid? - I don't know.
- There's also fish that aren't guppy? - There's fish that aren't guppy? - Eh? - There's also fish other than guppy? - I don't know anything about guppy. - It's okay. There's only guppy. - Oh, I see. - Who started questioning me just now?
- It's a hotpot. - It's a hotpot. - It's not a hotpot! - No, no, don't say it like that. You're making me nervous, you know? - I'm serious. - You're making me nervous, you know? - You're making me nervous, you know? - Guppy, gu! I can't tell.
The challenger of fate is here!
A hot and serious battle that goes around the aquarium is about to begin!
If everyone succeeds in 100 seconds, it's a clear!
Ready...
Start!
Six of them!
Seven of them!
Huh? It's not working.
Three of them!
- What did you see? - What did you see?
I don't know, either.
The pressure is too much for Mimura.
And here, Tarantino...
- Mimura! - Yes?
Here, here, here...
It's okay, don't make noise, don't make noise.
Hey, I wanted you to film this game.
- Not at all. - That's right.
Certainly...
It's a careless mistake.
What careless mistake?
- This... - I'm sorry to say this, but...
Well...
It's too difficult for you to clear.
- That's right. - As a service...
- From this state... - Yes?
- If you have 71 seconds left... - Yes!
- Yes!
- It's okay if you don't clear the next one... - I'm so happy!
- I'm so happy!
- But... - Yes?
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I made a mistake once.
- I wanted you to show your sincerity... - Yes.
- I'll do anything. - You'll do anything?
- Yes. - Then... Matsumoto...
What!?
- It's a careless mistake! - Please, please...
- On behalf of everyone... - Yes.
- I'd like you to show your sincerity... - Yes.
- I'd like you to show your sincerity... - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
Have you ever seen Matsumoto's Sandwich Man story?
I have seen it somewhere.
Now... He will praise you for a investigating good point of Sandwich Man...
I'm so happy!
- I'm so happy! - I am!
- I'm so happy! - I'm so happy!
It wouldn't have been anything if it hadn't been real!
This will be good!
You're happy, aren't you?
- Yes! - Yes!
- It's quite excellent. - It's great!
- I'm happy! - Yes.
Then... Praise him.
He's really got a good tempo.
Thank you!
Is it good?
Why? What are you doing?
It's good, it's good.
The tempo is important.
I'm glad you like it.
Go with the tempo.
Thank you!
Matsumoto praised you.
I'm glad.
Alright, we'll do it one more time!
Matsumoto praised you for your tempo.
Matsumoto desperately grabbed this chance!
He can't waste it, but will he?
Alright, let's start with Amano!
Ready...
I'm scared, I'm counting on you.
Start!
Amano is a home run.
He's got a lot of power.
Eight!
Fifty seconds left.
It's okay. It's okay. You've got four seconds left.
Nineteen!
Ten!
People who counted once will keep coming back!
People who counted once will come back!
This is 100% impossible!
I don't know this at all!
Wow, this is amazing!
Let's do it in 50 seconds!
I can't see your hand!
It's okay, Nara!
It's okay if you can't see me! My right hand is still far away!
See! I told you not to make noise!
If you can't see me, this game is over!
Damn you!
Drama theory! That's right until morning!
Will the first topic be thrown out?
The first topic is this!
"Na" starts with "izakaya".
What is the menu of the izakaya?
"Na"?
"Izakaya", right?
Na
Izakaya
It's an official name.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Is this OK?
Yamimura.
Yes.
The first thing that came to my mind was "nankotsu".
"Nankotsu".
It's quite common.
It's common, isn't it?
But many people like it.
It's common.
It's only in "Izakaya".
What about "sotage"?
People who don't like it don't like it.
"Natto" and "maguro".
"Maguro" and "natto".
"Natto" came up.
I don't like it.
"Natto".
"Natto" doesn't come up at all.
"Natto" is OK.
The first thing that came to my mind was "natto".
"Natto".
"Nasu" is also common.
"Nasu".
Everyone orders this, doesn't he?
By the way, I've never ordered it.
I've had it on the table when I felt like it.
But I've never ordered it myself.
But you'll get bored of it.
I'll get bored of it.
You don't hate it, do you?
No, so I think it's OK.
"Nankotsu".
"na" starts with "izakaya"'s food menu.
The correct answer is "nankotsu".
"ma" starts with "wakamono ni ninki no aru josei yumeijin"
"wakamono ni ninki no aru" is a tie, isn't it?
wakamono ni ninki no aru josei yumeijin
"ma"?
Who are you talking about?
I'm talking about this person.
"ma", aren't you?
You're not here.
"ma", you're not here.
No, you're not.
"ma", you're not.
This voice. Maeda's voice.
Ah, I see.
Maeda's voice.
That's what you said, didn't you?
That's the dimension, isn't it?
That's right. Since there are many painters, it's like that.
I see.
Ah, this is the stage.
The stage.
The stage is not open, is it?
The stage is...
Ah, like that...
Mariah Carey, isn't it?
Ah, I see.
As expected of Mariah Carey.
I don't think it's Mariah Carey.
Well, first of all...
I'm Mariah.
Mariah?
Who do you like, Mariah?
Mariah?
Mariah's Yoshimoto impersonator, please.
Well, I'm really not scared of you guys.
Mariah?
You don't say anything.
At least make it Mariah.
Ah, Mariah?
Why did you say Mariah?
Isn't it a band?
Well, it's a band.
Well, Maeda's voice!
"Ma" starts with "ji".
A popular female celebrity among young people.
The correct answer is...
Maeda Atsuko.
Alright, everyone.
That's enough.
I'm starting to lose my mind.
With such a pinpoint.
If you really need it, tell me and I'll bring it to you.
No, I really want it.
Then, I understand.
Um...
I'm begging you.
This is the last one!
Yes.
This is the last game!
"AKATSU REVERSE"!
The rules are simple.
You just have to flip this smart entertainer, Akatsu, upside down!
You can do it!
You'll try it out by yourself for the first time.
As each second passes, the number of people increases one by one.
If you can't flip him in under 100 seconds...
BOOM!
This is easy!
You just have to flip him upside down!
As each second passes, the number of people increases one by one.
You can definitely clear this one too!
For the next game...
DOM, think about it!
If you're so scared of this that you can't focus on the game...
That's it!
I know!
I want to see you clear this one!
Yes, yes!
Right?
Please!
Alright, I'll announce the tickets!
The tickets are...
Number 5, Inoue!
Alright!
Number 10, Tomizawa!
Ah, I see. It's better to have strength.
Yes.
Then, I'm sorry, but please get off the dog.
But it can't be helped.
I haven't done anything yet.
I'm sorry, but we don't need much time.
Why? Why did you call me?
It's because of the members.
I'm sorry.
How about Iwao?
I don't have much strength either.
How about Himura?
I want to go in person.
You want to go in person?
Then, Himura.
Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back.
No, I don't want to.
Go back! Don't you ever come back, you bastard!
Let's go with these members!
Alright, let's have Akatsu appear! Come out!
Can you tell us the rules?
Yes.
When I'm down and about to flip over, no matter how many people try to flip me over, I won't do it. I'll just endure it.
Wow!
I've never been hit in the back before.
Wow!
Can I hold you with one leg?
That's fine.
Wow!
Can I hold you with one leg?
That's fine.
That's fine?
Yes.
Wow!
But please don't punch me or kick me.
That's fine?
Yes.
That's fine?
Yes.
Other than that, I'm fine with anything you do.
Wow!
How about kicking me?
That's no good!
Will these ten people be able to flip over Akatsu, who is full of confidence?!
Or will they just have a lot of time?!
Wow! Can you hold me like this?
Wow!
Can you hold me like this?
Can you flip me over like this?
Yes.
We've decided on the order!
Yes.
One person at every ten seconds.
In this line.
Yes.
Can you hold me like this?
Yes.
No matter what the sound is, don't be afraid and do it!
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Go!
That's it! That's it!
Wow!
Go!
Wait! Wait!
Wow!
Four people can go.
What are you doing?
Laugh as hard as you can!
What are you doing?
Hey, you!
My hat! My hat is coming off!
So, this is also not clear. Don's team is...
Sorry, sorry. I just said "think about it".
But it's terrible.
This time's prize is...
Zero!
Really?
I didn't think it was zero.
Goodbye!
So fast!
Nine?
So fast!
Scary, scary!
I can't take it anymore.
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If there was a rune, it would be broken now!