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The large movement led by the entertainers who are obsessed with money will also begin this year.
It is only money that is being pursued, and we are moved by it.
And then, the time has come!
What kind of drama is waiting for us this year?
The comedians enter the venue one after another.
Is it because of their nervousness?
What are their expressions like?
Do you have anything you'd like to say?
No.
The team selection meeting, which began with a strange tension of money and magic,
has begun early.
That man's arrogance...
And...
In order to win, you have to be serious!
Steal from an entertainer who has the power!
The result is the consequence of what these four should remain.
Who are you anyway?
I know.
I know his relationship.
Watabe's acquaintance.
He's not Watabe's acquaintance.
He was next to you.
We're partners!
After that, the rest of the four took turns and finished in first place.
Finally, a large movement by 52 people will begin!
First...
See you later!
First of all...
Let's start from the wrist.
Hold the wrist.
One, two...
What is this?
Then, let's write in capital letters.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Thank you very much.
The total prize money will be given to the winning team, and only the winning team will get the prize money.
Get sportsmanship today!
The champion of Brazil, Miguel del Maduro!
This year's program is this!
Three new events!
Every year, the final event of the big showdown!
Everyone's delay is also present!
OK! OK! OK!
Let's win!
Let's go win!
Hey, let's go win this time!
No, I don't want to lose at home!
Who will participate in each competition will be decided by Hamada and Matsumoto teams in tents.
The competition will be decided by 200 teams.
Two teams will compete against each other, four people in total.
The competition will be held three times in total.
The speed competition between ancient times.
The team Hamada is leading is...
Do you have confidence in your speed?
Speed?
Huh?
Last year...
What happened last year?
I was a little...
Last year...
I did something I'm sorry about.
No, no, no.
What happened last year?
It was at the fourth competition last year.
Tetsuo participated in the same race as Miyasako and caused a lot of trouble.
Hamada, look! Tetsuo is overtaking Ohmiko!
Every time, Miyasako was in first place.
But when he saw Ohmiko's unreadable speed from a distance...
He messed up this competition.
I've been adjusting to Ohmiko's speed.
I adjusted it for a year.
Really?
If you think about it, you're making a fool of yourself.
Even if you have a driving sense, you can't play with your feet.
It's not impossible.
You've been doing drone soccer for nine years.
How's your speed?
I think it's fast, but...
Your feet are a little...
You can't run.
I can run!
You should call me.
You're calling me!
Ohmiko, run!
Can't you run?
I can't do it at all.
Why didn't you participate in the race?
Why did you leave the regular people behind?
What are you doing?
You're not a regular person.
What are you doing?
You're not a regular person.
I'll tell you what.
I'm a weird runner.
From Hamada-guni, there are 6 runners.
They are Tetsuo, who is burning with revenge, and Shitara, who has a different way of running.
Meanwhile, the fastest runner in Matsumoto-guni is...
Well, you can say it.
Kinnikun.
Which movie is it?
It's a 12-second movie.
It's the first movie I've ever seen.
Ashiko.
Oh, yes!
How about you, Ashiko?
You're fast.
I'm strong in my legs and waist, and I was in the high school triathlon club.
It's not a matter of long distance.
It's okay. I can keep running for an hour in the mountains.
Well...
What's wrong with your clothes?
My clothes look like a rainbow mannequin.
And his first appearance, Amemiya!
He's 30 years old.
It's surprising that he's 30.
Amemiya... your camera hit your cheek.
I'm not used to it.
That's not the problem.
Are you sure you have a problem with your cheek?
I have a little.
A little...
But let's do it.
I think this is Amemiya's debut.
It's not your debut.
It's not Amemiya's debut.
It's dead Marimo...
No, it's Mizuno.
Mizuno... Mizuno, come a little closer.
This time, Miyasako will challenge with this woman.
The oldest Mizuno and the most skilled Amemiya will get attention, but...
This time, Miyasako is out of the silhouette members.
Senpai!
Let's go!
However, this time my grandfather came in, so...
Well...
When I heard about it, I really wanted to buy it!
- What are you gonna do about it, Miyazaki? - What?!
- Miyazaki! - Miyazaki!
- So what should we do? Should we increase the fan races? - I see!
- Oh, one more. - One more fan.
- How about we let out the old man? - The old man is getting bigger.
- He's got more motivation. - He's eating a senzu.
The special one-on-one race has been decided.
With this, there's one less Hamada group member, but...
- Girls! Girls should go! - Girls! Girls!
Parisenbon Haruka, who seems to be the closest among the girls, will take part in the race.
What kind of race will it be?
- To be honest, I wanted Mizuno to come back here. - Mizuno-san, did you do it like this?
- Mizuno - san, did you do it like this?
The first race to talk about the opening of this tournament is...
Even if you win here and tell the team...
Look, you're overflowing with confidence!
Let's start! Who is the fastest?
I'm number one!
You're number one!
That doesn't happen all the time.
Ready!
In the first race, Matsuboto's muscle entertainer won two finishes!
And then, they met again.
Shitara! Shitara! Shitara!
The second racers who want Kamata-kumi to come back are...
Yoshii!
Sprinters who have absolute confidence in their bodies, Desolungna Cup!
What kind of racing will Amemiya show us?
Hamada group, Kojima is in first place. Kokeda and Amemiya are...
And in third place... Why did things turn out like this?
The final battle will determine who wins or loses!
Wow, this competition is terrible!
This is going to be a fierce battle!
It's going to be a fierce race!
What are we going to do?
Recently, the title of "Dontsukou" has gone far away.
In a sense, it has become a fierce race that will remain in history.
What's going on? Help me!
Help me!
Tetsuo has been training for revenge for a year after his last nightmare.
In this fierce race, what will fate have in store for them?
Will Tetsuo use his revenge and drag Miyasako back down to the bottom of the water?
The gap was not widened or narrowed, and Miyasako won by 0 in showmanship.
Miyasako, you were completely down, weren't you?
I was run over by someone just now.
I can't hear you!
My pace is maxed out!
After a fierce competition, Matsumoto led the prize money.
This result turned Captain Hamada into a demon.
- The number of pages is weak. - The number of pages is 1. - The number of pages is 2.
- Minus this. - What is this?
- No, no, no, no, no, no. - Again.
- It's the beginning of a fear politics. - I don't like that. I won't forgive you.
- I'm sorry for being late. - You're about four minutes late.
- Otokyan! - Yes? - Won't you forgive that?
- Won't you forgive that, Otokyan? - Sorry, Otokyan. - Otokyan's justice won't be silenced!
- Sorry, Otokyan. - Sorry, Otokyan.
- How's it going? - Good.
- Isn't it a little too much?
- Everyone's doing their best to run.
- Tsunahiki! - Power! Power! - Tsunahiki! - Power! Power!
Everyone participates in the "Tsunahiki! Drop the Daruma!"
Each team's captain holds a hammer at the tip of the Tsunahiki and holds it.
If all four teams pull the Tsunahiki together and defeat the captain's face at the tip of the Tsunahiki with a hammer, they win!
The first team to win two rounds wins!
This is the first team event of this tournament!
It is said that either of them has excellent teamwork, but what is the strategy that each team has?
- I'm going to use a powerful one. - Me too. - I'm going to use a weak one. - You don't have power, do you?
- I'm going to use my arms and legs. - Do you have any power? - I'm going to use my body weight and pull the Tsunahiki like this.
- He's going to think you're fat! - You're definitely fat!
Is Hamada's team stronger than Hamada's team?
Or is Matsumoto's team stronger than Matsumoto's team?
Which team will win the battle of strength against strength?
One, two, three, go!
Let's start with "s".
Hey, let me hear this!
The first timing was off.
It's weak, weak, weak.
Matsumoto group, which has no trace of being reproduced,
makes a louder voice and unite their hearts and collide.
Ready, set, go!
It has self-sustaining power, too!
Hanawa can't do doping!
I've been doing it a lot today.
The power competition ended with the defeat of Kamara's group.
I thought Hanawa would definitely win.
That's why I'm not good at it.
You fixed it the second time.
I'm losing with my brain.
I don't think I can win no matter how many times I do it.
After all, you were strong!
Captain vs. Dodgeball is a dodgeball game played by each team with 10 players inside and 6 players outside.
The captain gets on the platform in the center of each person's house and the team that drops the opponent's captain first from the platform wins the game.
If the captain doesn't fall off the platform even if he hits the ball, it's safe.
A game where captain's love is tested.
Who's inside? Who's inside? Who's inside?
Okada-san or Shunbin-san.
Or maybe Kabe-san.
Or maybe Hamada-san.
Hamada-san, that means how much you love Hamada- san!
I won't let you swing your finger!
It's a shame that Megaman couldn't say it properly, but these 16 members still won't let you swing your finger!
Meanwhile, the members who will protect Matsumoto are...
Yaboku, Kuu-chan!
Yes, sir!
Kuu-chan!
I have something to protect!
Do you have something to protect?
I don't know.
Is he dead?
Iizuka!
Yes, sir!
All of you!
Yes, sir!
Thank you!
Kacchan, are you okay?
Yes, sir! Please help me!
Please help me for this show!
Thank you!
Also, a friend of Watabe...
Kojima!
He's not my friend!
He's a stalker. Watabe is a stalker.
Combination!
Combination! Combination!
Yes!
Wait, the video is a little...
Can you turn it into an 8000 yen video?
I'm just hesitating...
It's fine!
Why is it Barbie Boys?
Though he's uncertain about protecting Matsumoto...
The 16 strong players were chosen.
We must protect Matsumoto!
That's right, Captain!
It's early in the morning, but it's time for the final match!
Who will protect their captain and win the first half?
If I get it right, I'll go to Gaia...
Whoa, scary!
Do your best!
From here, it's a fierce attack!
One after another, they strike down the soldiers guarding Shabara!
They finally strike down Hamada! Hamada group is in a big pinch!
Only Ootake and Degawa are left to protect Hamada!
Hamada and Degawa are left to protect Hamada!
It's no use without you, Hamada!
As predicted, a one-on-one battle continues in the Gerin Grand Sports Meeting!
The previous match ended, and what's most worrying is both teams' chances of winning, but...
Right here!
Sumida, who was late due to a different ticket, has finally arrived.
No, no, no.
It really hurt.
Are you buying it?
I'm definitely buying it.
I think it's a close battle.
It's a close battle, isn't it?
Wait! Wait for me!
Cool!
He's a cool guy.
He's a game expert.
He's big.
Yeah, he's big.
That's all for "UNI-LEAVERED".
UNI-LEAVERED
Only Tsunashiki won.
Masumoto's team won by a big lead of 39,000 yen.
Then, a blind eye from captain Hamada...
That's scary, but...
It's so close.
It's close.
Huh?
This time, we're all going for a ride!
Man, that guy's got some gray zone, doesn't he?
Both teams play one game at a time and enjoy a fun lunch.
This year as well, the families of the contestants have sent us a lot of handmade lunch boxes.
First of all, look at this!
Yuji Koji Fukuda!
His wife made it for him.
How old is he?
He's pretty old.
He's one year older than me.
Yuji Koji Fukuda's wife gave us a lot of lunch boxes.
Among them, this shrimp chili is said to be his most confident work.
Mimura, can you give me some shrimp chili?
Oh, really?
That's fine.
Who's wife is she?
Umm...
She looks like Barbie.
Barbie?
Yes.
Is she a doll?
I'm worried. I'm surprised.
Barbie's shrimp chili.
Is Barbie there?
Acabi's shrimp chili.
That's good!
Thank you!
He's serious.
His wife, Mashiko Aikata, who just got married in June, gave him lunch boxes.
The main dish is handmade dumplings.
Who's this for?
His wife is...
Utada Hikaru.
That's a good name!
How is it?
What do you recommend me to eat?
This is it!
Gyoza! Gyoza is good!
Gyoza is good!
I'm sure it will be more interesting.
You can do it. I'm sure you can do it.
I want to eat it again.
Hey!
It's not good!
Everyone has a chance.
She will never be found.
She is my little sister's horse girl.
You are boring!
Next, the sandwich man Date's wife made for me is a thick pork cutlet sandwich.
It's so thick!
It's great!
It's really good!
It's great! It's great! It's really good! It's great! It's really good!
Enjoy it! Enjoy it!
Mmm! Mmm!
It just passed my throat.
Oh! Oh!
It fell into my stomach!
Oh! Oh!
I don't know what will happen next!
Oh! Oh!
It continues!
You're done for!
And sandwich man Tomizawa's wife also prepared a sandwich.
The sandwich is Kiltan, a traditional food of Sendai.
Sendai's?
Sendai's.
Then, Tomizawa, eat it.
Really?
It's the original shape, isn't it?
This is the best.
Look at it properly.
Let's do it without anything.
I'm the only one who's doing it.
Do it more warmly!
Don't underestimate me!
Only Anpanman made by his wife was smiling kindly.
- What's this? - I think it's minced meat.
There's a local food called "fushiku daibutsu" (thin daibutsu) and that's it.
The lunchboxes made by Murakami's mother include a lot of side dishes that her son loves,
and rice that portrays daibutsu that reminds him of his hometown.
- Who's not going to eat it? - Miyasako said he'd eat it.
- No way. - No way.
- I want to save my mother. - You're right. - You've made me lose hope. - What the hell is this?
- You're right. - It's wonderful.
In addition, female entertainers made their own lunch boxes.
First of all, Macha-macha's lunch box, which is actually good at cooking.
Healthy side dishes with a balance of vegetables and meat.
Rice balls wrapped in seaweed just before.
- Has anyone tried it? - I wonder if it's good.
- Macha-macha, is it good? - Yes!
- Then roll it up and eat it. - My hands are full of meat.
- What do you call this meat? - Meat!
- Huh? - I ate it and... - Huh? - My hands are wide! - Wow! - My elbows are bent! - Wow!
- I raised my eyes! - Wow! - It's about time! - Happily ever after!
- Happily ever after!
I like Hiroe too!
We came here with Mr. Katsume.
How many times do we have to finish?
Are you going to cook?
You're not going to cook?
Are you going to cook?
Watch me.
I ate the rice ball.
You didn't eat it.
I ate it before you ate it.
You eat it a lot.
You can't eat good food later.
I bit it.
You bit it.
I drank it.
I made a funny face.
But I can't remember it.
I quit.
You're a senior in the agency.
I've been holding you down for a while.
Your laughter and your bad jokes are really different.
In his twenties, Bobby, who was living in the countryside, made five kinds of chicken karaage, such as wings and thighs, full of fried food.
Now...
R-G-R-P-Y-O-N-G-O-L-L-O-V-E-R-Y-O-U-S!
The theme of Hokuto no Ken, "Love on the return line".
This is the song.
Hey, do you want me to do it?
Karaage!
Karaage is common.
I want to say it.
Karaage!
Karaage is common.
I want to say it.
Karaage is common.
I want to say it quickly.
One Karaage for those who want it.
Down time!
I eat this every day.
I made it myself.
The lunch that Oniakko made every day was only rice, salmon flakes and seaweed on top of it.
Hey, who ate it?
Who ate it?
There's seaweed, there's seaweed, can you eat it again?
Is there seaweed?
There's seaweed.
Apparently there is seaweed.
It's not seaweed, it's freshly eaten.
It's freshly eaten.
You're just hesitating.
If you're going to forget about him,
You'd better not make a pose like that.
Even though you made me a delicious-looking lunch box, I'm sorry for not being able to convey the taste at all.
From the food-boasting entertainers who really put their arms out for it,
to the sweet and spicy loco moco donburi,
to the stamina donburi using Fakiyama's golden kabuta,
and from the ramen king, Chitara's spicy red ramen,
and Naito's thick miso ramen, prepare two or four of them!
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
It's so good, so good!
From the food-boasting entertainers who really put their arms out for it,
This is so good!
and from the female entertainers who really put their arms out for it,
Sumire-san, you were kissing earlier, weren't you?
No, I was walking with Matsumoto-san.
Wow!
You were walking with Matsumoto-san?
Yes!
Matsumoto-san was the one who was eye-kissing me earlier.
Wow!
You were eye-kissing me earlier, weren't you?
No, I wasn't.
What?
My seniors and juniors.
Your seniors and juniors?
Yeah.
It must be hard for you to give up.
Yeah.
Can you give up?
Of course, I also enjoyed all the handmade lunch boxes that could not convey the taste.
This is how lunch break ends.
It's finally time for the fierce Gerintai Sports Day.
The back line opens the curtain!
Ladies and gentlemen, please participate in the Nadeshiko Giant Balloon Race.
For each race, two people will participate in the obstacle race containing giant balloons.
If the balloon breaks in the middle of the race, you will be disqualified.
Win! Win!
All right! All right!
No, after all, Barbie-chan...
When I saw Barbie-chan in person, I felt like I was at a concert.
When I saw her eating meat, I felt like I was at a concert.
I want someone from among us to choose Amano.
That's what I'm saying.
But really, Barbie-chan is the best.
Udo-chan, can you go to Barbie-chan?
I can.
Nadeshiko Japan in the comedy world.
In order to win, the first competition in the afternoon is an important key.
Nadeshiko, who have given up their desire for money,
will continue their heated battle.
In the first race, Shizu-chan, who challenges the high hurdle of the Olympics, will participate.
Who will be able to manipulate the balloon the most freely?
Ready!
Nadeshiko! Giant Balloon!
Barbie said that she couldn't keep up with the rhythm all week.
The following is her arrival.
Thank goodness! Thank goodness! Thank goodness!
Here are the four flowers.
Who will show the most flexible movement?
Can you stand up next?
Stand in a line.
Okubo and Sumida flew at high pace in the second race. Sumida won by a slight difference.
All of them participated in "Flower Stage".
One person from each platform will jump up to the 120cm square stage and the team with more people will win.
If one person falls off the stage, it's over.
I don't like this game. Curry smell is too strong.
It smells like a rhino.
Rhino...
Seriously, who should I put in the middle?
Date can go...
Date can go up.
I'm afraid to put the next one in the middle.
It's big.
The platform is weak against this kind of weight.
If I push him like this...
What about if you pull his hand like this?
It's awkward.
I should put my hand like this.
I should pull his hand like this, too.
Look at his face.
This is bad news.
What kind of competition is this?
The young people who continue to stand on a gorgeous stage
become one with the word "mojidori" for him.
Anjashu! Mojimaku!
No exit!
Hello!
Matsumoto team has never won on that stage.
This time, they want to win!
The big one is good for 3 or 4 people.
Kuu-chan, H.G., and Kinni-kun are...
I see.
These three teams.
Oh, good!
Oh, you're serious!
Meanwhile, Hamada team is checking their strategy and a problem occurs!
Excuse me!
Wait a minute!
The girls are a little...
What?
The girls are...
Oh, I see!
What?
You can't get too close!
No, it's not about getting too close!
You'll hit your chest!
You can't say that now!
It's not the time for that!
If you say it at the end, you won't be able to do it.
I'll hit my chest!
Yes!
You have to go in early!
I'll hit my chest!
Promise me you won't touch me!
Don't worry!
Promise me you won't touch me!
Don't react even if I touch you!
Don't react?
I won't!
A stage where you can't touch!
Who will stand up more?
From now on, it is provided by the sponsor of "UNI- LEAGUE" and "UNI-LEAGUE BAT".
Team "UNI-LEAGUE" puts the cowardly men first and drags the axis.
The same strategy to put the weak girls and lock them in the dense red.
And in a blink of an eye, from the stage, there is no room for footsteps.
From now on, they have no choice but to hold hands and support each other.
In an equal battle where neither team takes a step back.
Now, it's completely over.
From now on, it's a battle of self-sustaining power.
There are six people left. Where is the battle going?
Six years in a row, they lost at Hana's stage.
The Hamada team won the gold and silver medals.
I've been wearing like this for a long time.
This looks heavy.
Let's go to the final round.
I was cheating a little.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's not cheating!
Ah, wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?
Do you want a physical fight or a serious fight?
Come on, make up your minds!
What are you doing?! What are you doing?!
I see... This year's chaos has happened again.
And in the middle of this chaotic chaos, the sun sets completely.
Lighting up the lights, finally...
The curtain of the final battle opens!
The final event! A team battle relay to decide who wins!
By using their last strength, they will connect the batons!
Both teams, start discussing the order in which they will hold the key to the match!
While Matsumoto team is making rough and appropriate decisions...
Hamada team is seriously discussing...
Then...
It doesn't seem like it will be decided in advance!
What?!
No way!
Su-chan!
Yes!
I'm angry...
You're too late!
No, I'm just saying what I have to say!
Su-chan, this is for real!
For real...
What's wrong with you?!
What are you doing?!
Seriously...
Get lost!
Get lost! You're annoying!
You're annoying!
Crying or laughing, it's the last battle!
The best sports day with laughter in a serious match!
That finale will be decorated with the best race!
The bond of the team itself is entrusted to the captain and the first runner!
It's dark, so be careful!
Don't get lost!
Yes!
This is more boring than before!
Enough! Enough! Enough!
The difference has been brought back in one fell swoop! A sudden big turn of events!
Let's go! Let's go!
In his last year, he achieved a comeback victory!
The moment I got the baton, I froze.
When I got the baton, I was like "ping!" and I almost died!
We are Matsumoto team!
Next year, I want to play with a different song.