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Tonight, the legendary famous scene and new scene will be revived!
Regular release, of course chance!
The eternal preservation version that has condensed only the interesting scenes of the show!
Megiller is correct! It's a natural chance!
In this program, we will give you a quiz!
If you know the quiz, you will win a prize of 100,000 yen!
This is the first time!
Yes, it is.
If you know the quiz, you will know the answer.
Koto-chan is weird.
Koto-chan is really weird.
He is terrible.
I know you are terrible.
I will watch you carefully.
I really watch you.
I don't remember where I went for school trip.
I don't remember.
By the way, we will give you a quiz.
It's high!
It's high for me!
What is it?
It's 8%.
8%!
It's high for me!
I thought Miyasako wouldn't come here.
It's high for me!
8% is not bad!
I'm already 50 years old!
It's high for me!
The first question is...
It's the first program of this year.
"The New Year's party of entertainers"!
49 comedians gathered at the venue.
In a peaceful mood, a performance competition with comedy and singing began.
The top batter is Tenshin Mukai.
He will improvise a love therapy for Miyasako's song.
Even now, I walk alone in sadness
In the city where I stand alone
Only now, I hear a sad song
I don't want to listen to it slowly
In the city where we meet
I calm down with a song of escape
I simply decided to have only one room
Isn't it love that forgives everything?
We were crying
As if we were ghosts
Only one truth
Now, this room is filled with blood
I want to give up
The two of us are noble
That's why you're like a kitten
Even now, I sing with a crying voice
What? What?
That day, this man was the most lively in the venue!
Guam's tax officer!
Obedious, harsh thing, sweet death...
Shut up, Tom!
Okay...
Hey, wait for Tom's next song!
Lastly, when a young entertainer suddenly came to the downtown hamada where he was meeting with staff.
Do we have to keep doing it? Forever?
Since we've been doing it, shouldn't we put it in front of the camera?
Right?
Yes!
Thank you very much!
After such a fun party, in a diving competition...
In a game that required luxury goods, the contestants challenged each other!
While the challenge failed, there was only one entertainer who cleared the game!
What kind of game do you think we've been playing?!
I'm going to win!
Here is the question!
What did Degawa-san stop with his head in the event of the Oka Product Competition?
This is a good one, isn't it?!
I got angry when I saw it!
Alright, please write it down!
If I say it...
This is a so-called service problem, isn't it?
This is a good one!
I want you all to do something about it!
It's perfect!
Is this...
allowed?!
Aren't you underestimating me?
Degawa-san did that, didn't he?
Yes, yes!
With his head...
Yes, yes, yes!
Alright, let's go!
Let's answer it together!
Open!
A microwave! A rice cooker! A rice cooker!
A rice cooker! A rice cooker!
A pot!
Are you serious?!
Did you write it down?!
What is it?!
Alright, here is the correct answer!
What did Degawa-san stop with his head in the event of the Oka Product Competition?
This is the answer!
What is it?!
Alright, you three!
What SEGA has challenged is...
"Water Puncher Headlock Challenge"!
If you can catch a water puncher falling from the slope with only your head,
the challenge will be a success!
You will obtain the latest water puncher!
And so, the correct answer is... water puncher!
And...
It's been a while since we've had such a fun time!
Finally! The moment when a man's smile creates a miracle!
How long have you been playing games like this?!
Tetsuyan's head draws a miracle!
Tetsuyan's Bingo Challenge!
Start!
This man became a legend.
It's not like that. I got it from somewhere else.
You look like you want to say it.
Can I say it?
No, you can't.
I don't have it anymore.
You're doing it for 10,000 yen?
As a combination, you have to do something behind my back.
No!
I'm not doing it!
The 25th "1000 Yen Movie Characters"!
Next up is the popular "1000 Yen Transformation Project"!
Based on a topic from Matsumoto,
with only a budget of 1,000 yen,
the members of RINCARN have shown their gorgeous transformations every time!
This third theme is "movie characters"!
First, when Mimura transforms into E.T., he takes off his cap!
This is bad!
E.T.!
I'm not doing it!
With their unwavering and adorable performance, Nimura E.T. has caused an uproar in the studio!
Miyasako is a predator scarier than horror!
Amada is Ghost Busters' Marshmallow Man!
Kotohara is a good crybaby!
Ootake is almost all of them! Beer is a fifth element!
Amada is the main character of the famous movie "Scissorhands", Edward!
Just like his past two transformations, Amada's knife- like style is still present in his hands!
His past perfect transformations have been shown one after another!
"Who's the winner?" "Who's the winner?"
Who won first place?
Oh, then can I have 2 million yen?
Why?!
Here's the question!
What was the movie title of the movie character that Matsumoto-san transformed and won the best award for?
I did it the other day!
I'm glad I did it!
Please tell me now! What was the movie title?
The movie title...
You know, the movie is in the air, right?
What was it like?
This year's title...
I know!
Because it was in the air!
Please wait a minute!
Oh, I remember now!
Idea!
That's right, that's right!
I said 'idea', but I don't remember!
I remember now, all of a sudden!
Isn't it 'ameyama'?
Brother, I received it!
I'm sorry!
Brother, please change your mind!
Please change your mind!
Let's say it together!
Please say it together!
One, two, three!
But I also...
Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four... Iron Man, Fantastic Four...
Spider-Man, Avatar!
That's awful, awful, awful!
That's just the title! Do you know what I'm saying?
M, Akante, C!
That's not Iron Man!
He's talking nonsense about someone else!
No, it didn't make sense at all.
It was super fast, Spider-Man!
No, it wasn't!
I did it myself!
No, it wasn't!
I did it! I did it!
When I heard this title, I thought, 'Ah...'
No, I thought you were all wrong.
Thank you.
And now for the correct answer!
What is the title of the movie where Matsumoto transforms into a movie character?
The movie "Fantastic Four"'s character, The Singh!
He's clumsy, but his heart is kind and he's a reliable man!
I've been waiting for this day!
And so, the correct answer is "Fantastic Four"!
And here is Matsumoto's transformation into "The Singh"!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
The Singh's biggest feature is his bumpy skin like a rock.
One bag is 100 yen!
And to make his head stick out, he uses a water gun!
100 yen!
Like a rock, he uses high quality transformers, just 1000 yen!
You could say it's a perfect finish that perfectly reproduces the man from the continent!
I've never seen anything like it!
Matsumoto's transformers, including the eye lens, shine with excellence!
100 yen!
Uno-chan's avatar is in control!
Actually, I'm the only one who got it right. Four is four, right?
That's right.
That's right, but...
The evaluation...
The next question is...
In March of this year, Fuji TV announcer Hitomi Nakamura and I attended a wedding party in U.S. chain!
Not only popular characters like Snoopy and Popeye, but also the whole park was wrapped up in a blessing mood.
With the popular attraction "JURASSIC PARK THE RIDE" headed in one direction, a happy surprise was prepared for the audience.
Hitomi-san, please!
Hitomi?
What's up?
Beyond the song...
The song?
What's up, Hitomi?
I had fun.
I'm pretty good at this.
Which eye do you like?
I like this one.
Please choose one eye.
Please choose one eye, Hitomi-san.
What kind of choice is that, Snoopy-san?
Here's a question!
Which one of Hitomi-san's eyes did Otake-san enjoy the attraction with?
Which one?
Please choose one from those photos.
I know this one!
You know this one, don't you?
I know this one!
Which one of Hitomi-san's eyes did she enjoy the attraction with?
Please choose one!
I like this one.
Udo-chan, you look great in this one.
Udo-chan, you were fast.
Yes, I understood.
I like this one.
Udo-chan, you like people with sixth senses, don't you?
Yes, you're right.
What? No way!
Udo-chan, are you okay?
Yes, I've already casted it.
You can go home now.
Do you want me to go home?
Since you've already casted it, let's go!
Please cast it one more time!
Number three, number three, number three, number five, number five, number five...
What?
Please show me one more time!
Now, let's see the correct answer!
Which one of Hitomi-san's eyes did she enjoy the attraction with?
Don't make me blush!
I like those eyes!
I'm sorry about that.
I like those eyes.
Then, what about that red one?
Do you like that red one?
That's right!
Do you like it?
I don't like it!
Hitomi-san doesn't like it!
Where were you looking at?
I'm sure it's this person.
That's right, that's right.
No, it was Goh.
It was Goh, wasn't it?
One, two...
Goh!
What are you talking about?
In addition, this is the biggest happy surprise from Otake at this wedding party!
Everyone, welcome!
This is Otake and Hitomi's party to celebrate their happy wedding day!
And this is Universal Studios' happy party!
Wow!
This is Otake's party to celebrate their happy wedding day!
Even Nimura did this for them, and they received blessings from many people!
And now, they're off to the main stage!
Finally, in front of everyone, let's kiss and say goodbye while swearing eternal love!
For each game, you'll receive 100,000 yen in prize money!
A challenge between teamwork and speed!
I'm an old man of high class!
The first owner who ruled the world of 100 seconds, Aripacchino, has changed to Arioshi.
A man has become the second owner.
The first member of Lincoln.
Arioshi is amazing.
Arioshi is not Aripacchino.
Aripacchino.
Yes, Aripacchino.
From this spring, Aripacchino will be used for salt-free kingdom.
Salt-free kingdom?
What is that?
Instead of Aripacchino...
Yes, who is it?
The new manager who ruled the world...
Here is the question!
What is the name of the new owner of the world of 100 seconds?
I know it!
Roger!
I raised my finger.
OK!
It was surprisingly difficult, but you all wrote it well.
I wrote this, but are you all right?
No, you all wrote this before me.
I'm sure of it.
Let's go!
One, two, three, open!
In this program...
One, two, three, open!
All together, open!
Starantino, Starantino, Starantino, Starantino, Starantino, Starantino, Starantino!
For the first time, all answers are the same. What is the correct answer?
In place of Ari Pacino...
Yes, who is it?
The new manager of this world, Starantino.
Starantino.
Why is everyone a Hollywood star?
And so, the correct answer is Starantino.
All of you are correct!
First of all, the prize money...
For the first time...
For the first time, for the first time...
Shall we end the game?
What is the correct answer?
Starantino, who remembered everyone's nicknames...
In the world of "100 Seconds" where he became manager...
In addition, with two guests...
Ten people challenge the game!
However, for the members who didn't do their best...
Starantino's punishment was waiting!
Otake, then your number 18...
How will you perform?
Ah, that...
He always does it.
How will you do it?
I was adopted. I'm sorry.
I want to hear it.
Please do it one more time!
In addition...
For Ameagari, who became the team's luggage...
Ameagari was amazing!
Please do it one more time!
You want to do it, right?
Then, Ameagari and Otake will show us their fighting spirit!
What should we do? Do you have any short story?
No, we don't.
Maybe you can give us a topic?
What should we do?
Make a short story with household appliances.
Make a short story with household appliances?
A short story suddenly given by Loes Chitarantino.
Miyasako is confused for the first time in a long time,
but his partner Hotoharan is...
Let's do it in the microwave!
Oh, you already did it!
But it's good! I can feel your serious attitude!
Thank you!
Well, Ameagari, we're counting on you!
In the microwave!
Let's do it in the microwave with a short story!
Here you are!
Excuse me!
Please heat this up!
Wow!
He blew up his teacher's Doesprit and scared everyone!
Next, we'll start with the topic that regular people are most afraid of right now,
"Household appliances".
This is a hellish corner where regular people have to announce their own answers
in front of everyone!
In such a household appliance shop,
Akiko Taha from the Matsumoto family
and his older brother, Hiro Takahiro, are participating!
The topic is...
Why did Hiro Takahiro become obsessed with sushi restaurants?
Hey, Matsumoto!
Don't come back here again, Gondamisuke!
Why not?!
Sushi is hard to get because of the vertical rotation.
Don't exaggerate!
Genius Matsumoto and Wazaari's answer that makes you feel the same genes have opened up the studio!
Furthermore, after Ohtakeke, her sister participated and played a big role!
Among them, the one that drew attention is...
What is the new character that seems to appear in Anpanman?
I think it's Croatia.
I don't need this.
I think it's Margarine Hera.
With Anipuri's unique phrase sense, she made professional comedians cry!
And, like a comet, her father appeared at the store!
Her father, who made the biggest comment in the Kanto area, showed a different way of thinking!
If you write weird things like that, you might get laughed at by the members of the committee.
Her father, Mimura, asked "Why did you lose interest in sushi restaurants?"
Mimura!
Yes?
I won't come here again!
Huh? Why not?
Here's the question!
What is Mimura's father's answer to the question "Why did you lose interest in sushi restaurants?" that caused a huge sensation?
What is that?
It's difficult.
Please write your answers!
I can't. I think it's difficult.
I can't. I don't think it's me.
I think there's a theory behind comedy.
Oh, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, there might be.
Just write it, Otamu.
It's not just me!
It's not just me! It's something only I can write!
Don't look at me like that! Answer me!
Answer me, Sharan-kino!
Wow, you're really strong even at times like this.
Mimura is definitely wrong!
I read that in the leading model book.
Actually, are YOU writing that?!
Ok, let's go, together!
Open!
A cat, a cat, a cat riding it.
A cat is holding it.
A cat is standing there.
A cat is like ten cats.
A cat doesn't like sushi.
A cat likes yakitori.
That's not quiet...
He was writing something like that before.
Cat!
Everyone except for Naotake said "cat".
I don't remember "cat".
The answer is...
Why did Nimura's father open a sushi restaurant?
Nimura!
Yes?
He will never come back!
Why not?
There were 10 cats!
I'm serious!
What's more, those cats are scary!
Really?
Their legs are thin!
The correct answer is...
There were 10 cats!
Let's take a look at Nimura's father's innovative answers!
Nimura was born with cat and horse. He is like a special product called "sazaebon".
He was asked to think of a new character.
A new character is...
A cat and a horse...
Cat and horse...
A pig and...
A bird and... A pig and...
A horse and... A horse and a shoe...
The answer to the comedian was impossible and he was beaten.
Next, we have a question from the comedian's big event.
About 50 comedians divided into Hamada and Matsumoto teams and put their money and pride into this serious competition.
Every year, 200 people are selected for this famous competition.
There was only one man in this competition who competed with his own feet in all four past competitions.
And that man is...
Miyasako!
Miyasako, a former soccer player and a fast runner, is looking forward to this competition.
This is the first race of this commemorative first competition.
The second race has started!
Miyasako is running!
Miyasako is faster than everyone else!
Who is faster?!
Miyasako, full of confidence, challenges again!
But then, something happens to Miyasako!
Huh?!
Brother!
Brother, did you get hurt?!
What's wrong?!
I'm being supported by this girl!
Miyasako, while being supported by a girl, has a regrettable death!
After that, every year, Miyasako takes revenge and participates in competitions!
You can do it!
A terrible defeat!
Miyasako being pushed around by a girl is a standard in competitions!
Such a man, who has been back in competitions for many years, in last year's 4th competition...
Miyasako, Miyasako, Miyasako!
Did you have such thoughts?!
Miyasako participated in "Legend of Four Seasons". Of course, she was a strong candidate for 1st place...
After the rain, Miyasako!
Here's a question!
Who was the entertainer who finished the competition later than Miyasako?
Please draw!
He drew it right away.
This is unforgivable.
To be honest, I slowed down my dive speed in the second half.
But you couldn't escape.
And you said it was too late.
I drew it!
Let's open it!
Tetsuo, Tetsuo, Tetsuo, Tetsuo...
Tamura! Nakata!
Tetsuo, Tetsuo, Tetsuo, Tetsuo, Tetsuo...
Tetsuo, Tetsuo, Tetsuo, Tetsuo...
Miyasako!
And now for the correct answer!
The comedian who scored late from Miyasako is...
By the way, Miyasako has four courses.
Tamura!
That race is back!
The century-old match!
"Comedians' Big Sports Day" will air on October 18th!
On your marks... Get set...
The third race has started!
If you knew, you should have called Miyasako!
And so, the correct answer was "Waraimeshi Tetsuo".
This unexpected development...
Miyasako-tan is really late.
It's like he's getting older every year.
Yes, yes.
But still...
Miyasako's appearance was worse than the reunion.
Now, everyone...
It's the last question!
Here it is!
Next up...
Winter's only health plan...
A message from "Jibyou de Gatten"!
This is...
"Let's study and prevent diseases that attack comedians together"!
This is...
"Let's study and prevent diseases that attack comedians together"!
Gatten!
The first memorable episode is...
"Jibyou de Gatten"!
In the studio...
Only the patient himself knows...
A sad episode came out!
I'm not joking!
Hey! Don't suddenly move!
This surprised me...
It was "Jibyou de Gatten" again recently...
Around February of this year...
At that time...
The day before, my left leg hurt...
Huh? You're here?
I told my manager...
I'm in trouble...
I'll be back around tomorrow...
It was like that...
Then, the next day...
It was like this...
It went like this and like that...
This side hurt...
Then, I said "I'm fine now!"
No, you were left-footed yesterday, weren't you?
What are you lying about?
You don't even trust your manager anymore!
Suddenly, the pain moved...
It happens...
That's why you don't take your medicine regularly...
The joint around your body is filled with lymphatic fluid...
I see... You're thinking of that...
Furthermore, Mimura's worries are...
His wife hates him...
That's true...
Don't worry about me!
He does a lot of things like that...
In the meantime...
At midnight...
He eats cup noodles...
Cup noodles are hard to throw away...
If you put a ramen box over there...
In the morning...
In the afternoon...
He says "it's fine" in the morning...
But in the afternoon...
It's fine in the afternoon!
No, my legs hurt!
My legs still hurt!
Put a ramen box over there!
Can you not get angry?
No, I can't!
What did you eat in the morning?
You're really getting angry!
What are you laughing about?
You're really good at talking!
Unexpectedly, the storm of anger came...
To his weakness in communication and prevention!
The theme for the second episode is...
The disease that attacked Matsumoto
It's really painful!
Really?
How painful did Mimura-san's communication hurt?
Aaaaaah!
That's right.
Aaaaaah!
Here is the question.
What is the official name of the disease that struck Matsumoto-san?
It's not long.
You know what it is, right?
Yes, please call it out!
I think it was long.
No way!
Seriously?!
I've already recovered, so I don't want to say it again.
I forgot.
Brother, it was painful.
Sorry!
I was laughing.
I don't think it was easy.
Seriously?! Are you all not interested in me?!
I know the disease at all, but it seems that there were some difficult words in it.
That's right.
I know one famous word.
Can you say it?
It's perfect.
Aaaaaah!
I don't know it at all.
Aaaaaah!
Here is the answer.
What is the disease that struck Matsumoto-san?
Here is the answer.
Hip joint core damaged. Hip joint cartilage.
Hip joint released. Hip joint damaged. Hip joint cartilage. Hip joint cartilage removed. Hip joint cartilage restored. Hip joint damaged.
Hip joint damaged! Hip joint restored!
The correct answer is...
What is the official name of the disease that attacked Asumoto?
Here is the theme of this time. Here you are!
Hip joint cartilage!
There is a word "lip" in the name of the disease.
That is a little scary, isn't it?
Hip joint and "lip"
It is like a novel.
The correct answer is... Hip joint and "lip"
What are you going to do?
I have prepared something.
Please do it!
I think you can do it.
Stop boasting!
I didn't boast. I didn't boast at the end of the show.
The first question is...
Read ahead of BPR and read ahead of it and Q and A!
Hamada and Tsukomi will go on a stress-releasing tour with Horikita and Maki.
Bokeh team will watch the video and guess what will happen next.
Wait a minute! Q and A! Q and A!
Q and A!
On this tour, Tsukomi and Horikita visited recommended spots in Potohara and released their daily stress.
During their tour, Tsukomi asked Horikita questions.
What is your favorite type of person?
My favorite type of person is...
- food. - Food?
People who can't cook like me.
Oh, you scared me!
- Amano-kun, goodbye! - No, no, no!
- I really like you! - I know you can cook!
- Amano-san, you can cook, right? - Yeah, Amano - kun, you can cook really well!
You can cook really well and even if I work really hard at it, it's not like...
- Not at all! - I know, I know!
- You're right!
- If you don't have that... - I know, I know!
- You're right! - You're right!
You can make that delicious ramen!
- I can make anything! - You can make anything!
- Ramen is the most delicious thing in the world! - It's not like it's that good!
- The restaurant is lame! - Yeah!
And also, for old men like you...
How is it, Baki-chan, on your days off? How do you sleep?
- I don't really go out much. - Ido!
- I see... - I sleep quite a lot...
- Oh, you sleep a lot during your daily sleeping time. - I do sleep a lot.
- How long did it last? - The best story.
The best story is...
Ask Here!
Captain, how long did it last?
- It was in a car. - I saw it.
- I was there. - I saw it on VTR.
- It was released as a quiz. - I saw it.
- Everyone saw it. - Everyone saw it.
- You were there. - I was there.
- Please write it. - Please write it.
- It was shocking. - It was shocking.
- What does it mean? - It has a meaning.
- It's cool. - What is it?
- Well... - What is it?
- Everyone, let's go. - Let's answer together. - Open!
9 hours, 2 days, 24 hours...
3 days, 4 days, 3 days, 3 days...
- It was shocking. - It was shocking.
- You were out of bed for 3 days. - I was out of bed for 2 days.
- You said you were out of bed for 2 days, right? - Yes.
- And it's been 3 days, right? - Yes.
You haven't stayed up all day.
- I thought you were out of bed for 20 hours. - Then I'll buy it.
OK. We'll see how much Horikita slept in his past best days.
How do you spend your day off?
I don't go out much.
- How about you? - I sleep a lot.
- You sleep a lot. - I sleep a lot.
- How long did you sleep? - I slept the longest.
I slept the longest because I was tired from traveling abroad.
I kept sleeping.
I thought about what time it was and it was about three days.
You slept too much.
So, the answer is three days.
What?
- Where do you sleep at night? - Now?
- We were together. - We were together.
What will happen next?
The opening of "Entertainer Sports Day".
The hot drama will air on October 18th.
"Rinkan Two Hour Special".
So, we have answered one question.
- The prize money is 100,000 yen! - What?
- What's up? - Behind you...
- What's up? - 100,000 yen.
- Let's open it. - It just fell down.
- Oh, this is it! - Yes.
- This is what happened. - It was like this.
- The word "all" appeared. - Oh!
I see!
If you answer "all" correctly, you'll get 100,000 yen!
- What's up? - It's hidden.
- What's up? - It's weird today!
- What's up? - Thank you very much.
- Is it okay? - If it's okay, can we ask you some more simple questions?