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Tonight's "Rinkan" is a super-lovely project!
Comedians kiss on the road romantically without blinking an eye!
The super-gorgeous guest who will be kissing is...
The first weekend of September, when you can't give up your summer love.
Good afternoon, everyone!
Good afternoon!
Thank you for joining us today.
I really can't eat it.
It's a backlash.
Today, we have a regular and three of you.
Hello!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you, too!
Nice to meet you!
I forgot about you!
Nice to meet you!
How many years of work have you done?
Yes, I have.
You have, haven't you?
Well, I've been doing it since I was dead.
I didn't know you were dead.
What did you say?
I said "becoji."
Becoji.
Can I have those glasses?
Yes, please.
What is it?
It's a transistor radio.
It's an oriental radio.
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you once.
Everyone, today's club is this!
Stop it!
I'm sorry about the transistor radio!
For one night only!
Romantic Kiss!
Thank you!
No matter how many times you say it, we'll keep doing it.
Usually, popular entertainers can't kiss in the streets because of their scary cameras and weekly magazines.
Sometimes, they plan to kiss on the streets as much as they want.
Only those who win good luck in a game can get a kiss watch!
What do you think, everyone? We're saying this because it's on TV, but...
Actually...
It's behind the scenes.
It's the past!
Even so...
It's behind the scenes.
Anyway...
No, what we called those three people this time is...
People who are prepared...
A request called "zehitobo"!
It's probably popular.
These three have received a request from "kissno" tonight.
I'm happy.
You don't have to be happy about it.
There's no problem this time.
A new drama will start in autumn.
Is it true?
There's no such thing in the past.
If I dare to give you a hint, it's like today's weather, whether sunny or rainy.
It's definitely him!
Let's get on the bus!
Don't kiss me!
Whether it's soft or deep is up to you!
A kiss storm is blowing on the road.
Romantic link!
Let's get on the bus and head for the road kiss spot.
From Hamada to the members, there's exciting information in the bus.
Whether you have a girlfriend or a wife, it doesn't matter to me.
Can we do it again?
Again?
Can we do it more than five times?
We'll go as far as we can fall.
You came all the way here for enthusiasm?
That's right!
This time, the kiss partners are moving to the kiss spot one step ahead of them.
You two have been doing it like that for a while now, but you two don't participate in it?
Every time!
I don't know about you, but I'm a little complicated today.
What?
I heard it.
I was thinking about it earlier.
I can't do it until it really starts.
If you can't do your job well...
Okay, everyone!
Let's choose our first kiss partner!
Let's choose someone who can do a romantic kiss!
There's only one prince who can do a passionate road kiss.
The lucky prince will be decided by a game of luck.
The prince who gets a romantic kiss will be decided by...
If it's a heart, it's a kiss!
If it's a kiss, it's a trump card!
Among the nine cards placed on the prince, only one contains a heart card.
If you take a card you like and roll it one by one and pull it towards your heart, you win the road kiss!
You can take it with your hands and hide it in your room.
You can look at it, but you have to be careful of your nails.
I'm scared!
If you regret it, you have to say goodbye.
Let's go! Please choose!
Hold it yourself! Hold it!
You can't take it away from me!
I'm begging you! I'm begging you!
I don't know what's going on.
What if this hand was on me and we had the same goal?
I'm scared!
No, no, I don't like this guy's luck!
I don't like this guy's luck!
Who will the kiss goddess smile at?
Let's start with Hotto-chan, who has won before.
Why me?
There's no chance you'll get it in one shot.
Hotto-chan, please roll it towards your heart.
I'm nervous!
I'm begging you! I'm begging you!
One, two, three!
Too bad!
Amuro, do you want to go?
Go!
Too bad!
I'll say Abe-chan for now.
Abe-chan?
It's surprisingly scary.
Abe-chan?
Go!
One, two, three!
Too bad!
It's not working!
1/6! 1/6!
Should I write it down?
It's not working!
Should I write it down?
No, I'm scared! But I'm scared of his luck!
It's not working!
I'm fine!
I'm really...
No!
Let's go!
1, 2, 3!
No!
It's not working!
There are only 5 cards left!
The new Otake will open the card!
I'm really scared!
I don't know how to do it!
Go, Otake, go!
Go!
Wait a minute!
That's dangerous!
Are you serious?
I'm going crazy!
I want to see it!
Look at this!
It's been only half a year since they got married, but they decided to go on an adventure overnight!
You don't say a word!
I was secretly eating a frisk.
Maybe it's because of their love for Mr. Hitomi, but the bus with Mr. Hitomi is heading to their first kiss spot!
We're here!
Our first kiss spot is Omotesando!
Omotesando!
Otake's first kiss spot is Omotesando!
Let's enjoy their first kiss spot where you can't kiss on the street in your private time!
You're a smart person.
What are you going to do there?
Are you going to wait for Otake there?
You can't kiss here.
Even Westerners don't do it.
Otake will wait for him on the sidewalk and he will give himself up to the knight who will come later!
See you later, Otake!
When Otake asks Otake about his feelings for Otake...
It's kind of scary.
There are people and it's scary.
What kind of kiss do you want?
I want it to end soon.
It's my job.
I'll hug you and go home.
The kiss they're about to do is their job.
Hitomi, please forgive them.
New York.
No matter how you look at it, Otake is...
No, no, no.
There's no one around.
It's scary.
They're staring at each other.
It's really far away.
All of a sudden, they're not around.
Where are they coming from?
They're from Brooklyn.
Where are they coming from?
They're making noise.
Who is it?
Where are they coming from?
What?
The kiss they're about to do is their job.
Hitomi, please forgive them.
In the middle of Omotesando, Otake is waiting for his next kiss.
They're making noise.
Who is it?
What?
Who is it?
They're making noise on the left side.
Who is it?
You're kidding me.
Who is it?
Otake and his big sister are coming for the kiss.
She looks like a big wrestler.
Who is she?
Isn't she tall?
She's so tall!
She's so big!
Congratulations on your wedding.
Yeah, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry!
Who is this big woman who stole Otake's lips?
It's me!
Grandiva-san!
I've never heard of you!
Wow, that's amazing!
The newlywed Otake is giving a dynamic kiss in front of the public.
Let's judge!
Wow!
What is this?
Wow!
Is there a remake of this?
Is there anyone like that?
I'm sure there is!
I don't know anyone like that!
You two don't know who I am, do you?
I didn't know Grandiva-san would come.
That's why I'm serious!
I'm serious!
I don't like it!
This time, along with the silver members,
the wife, who gets on another bus and heads to the same kiss spot,
is waiting for the kiss with the members.
Their favorite types are Ryo Ishikawa and Mangrove Mitz.
These three women have come to kiss with the entertainers.
The three friends of Grandiva-san, who stole Otake's lips earlier,
as well as the veteran woman,
and the beautiful new couple,
as well as the man's favorite entertainer, Maeda- ken.
Unlike the entertainers, these women are very excited.
The men and women who will guide them to the kiss spot are...
The unreliable men, Yahagi and Ogi.
Earlier, while the entertainers were playing games, these women...
Should we ask them about their ideal kiss?
Ideal kiss...
I want to go from below.
I know!
I want to be killed.
I know!
I have one dream.
I'm here, and there's a staircase like this.
We're talking on this side of the staircase.
A man comes up and says, "I'm going."
He goes over the staircase and kisses me from above.
No!
Why?!
What do you mean, "no"?
I like sentimental things.
Like "leave it up to me"?
"Leave it up to me"? I can't do that now.
While they were kissing,
a call came in from Yahagi and Hamada.
Wow, a call came in.
A call came in.
I think it's Masaya.
Hello?
I'm Yahagi.
I'm Hamada.
We've decided.
Really?
We've decided.
The first prince is...
Mr. Ohtake!
This is...
We've decided on one, haven't we?
I'll say it.
We've decided on one.
The first prince is...
Mr. Ohtake of the Summers!
That's how it is.
Whoa
What does "Whoa" mean?
He's grinning.
In any case, I'll leave it up to you.
Whoa
I see.
The first one is Mr. Ohtake.
Whoa
What do you think, Mr. Ohtake?
Whoa
You're suddenly bringing up jokes.
Whoa
Let's hear it out.
Whoa
Raise your hand if you want to kiss Mr. Ohtake!
Whoa
Mr. Ohtake is popular.
For example, when he's done with filming and he's a little excited and makes a joke,
he'll say "Whoa" and "Don't do it," and he'll say "I know."
I know.
He'll say "I know."
I know.
The lipstick is puffy and sweet.
I can smell men.
Oneside selects a lucky person with lots of ways.
What will be the result of that challenge?
This one. Yellow!
First who?
(Applause and cheers)
In this way, Naja-san obtained the right of kissing with Otake.
Kiss me.
On the bus of entertainers heading for two places after seeing off Otake's kiss...
Now, what will you do? Let's decide the next one.
The entertainers who decide who will kiss next are...
"If You Break Me, I'll Kiss You Back"!
(Applause and cheers)
In this game, while pressing the switch...
Let's use one balloon that keeps expanding.
One by one, let it expand in order...
The one who breaks the balloon will kiss on the road!
The one who breaks will go out.
Not go out, but go back with a kiss.
(Laughter)
First, we decide who will breathe in air first at 9 o'clock.
(Applause and cheers)
That's why, starting from Hotohara, let's start with the clockwise rotation!
Let's go for it at first.
I'm a little hungry.
If you think it's OK, let me know.
OK, let's go.
Let's go from Kono-chan!
Yes!
OK!
Wow, it's fast!
WOW!
But it's good!
What a nice combination!
But it's good!
Soft!
That was good!
That was too breezy!
(Laughter)
It's on fire!
Like smoke!
OK!
aphorical smoke.
Here I go!
Do I hit the other block as well?
Of course!
That's crazy!
Something scared me...
(Laughter)
You pushed it in!
Be careful not to hit it!
This is dangerous!
Here I go!
Watch out!
Here I go!
Watch out!
Did you hit it?!
Not yet!
Go ahead and hit it!
Not yet!
It hurts, you idiot!
Not yet!
Here I go!
Not yet!
The top part fell off!
Not yet!
So far, five people have cleared!
Will the balloon still inflate?!
Next up is Amano!
Break it! Break it!
Here I go!
Will it go any further?!
I don't know!
It's dangerous if it goes any further!
Don't be stupid!
Am I stupid?!
Here I go!
Wooooohhhhhh!!!!
Oh my gosh!
You've gone too far!
I didn't even do one lap!
You're slow!
Okay, I'll do about two more laps.
I wanted to do one more lap.
I didn't even do one lap.
You tricked me!
The second prince, who got his dream car, is Chitara.
Matsumoto will immediately report this result to Ogiya-hagi.
Good morning!
Good morning, Matsumoto-san!
We've decided.
Can I announce it?
Please do. We're waiting for you.
The next one is...
Chitara!
I'll announce it now.
Please wait. I'll announce it now.
Everyone, we've decided.
The next one is...
Chitara!
The response is great.
It was great. I heard it, too.
Thank you very much.
The first team to arrive at the second kiss spot is the girls' team.
The bus of the entertainers' team with their favorite star has arrived.
Where is it?
Here we are!
It's the intersection of Nishi-Azabu!
The second kiss spot is the intersection of adult town Nishi-Azabu.
At this place where nightly couples hang out, the girls and adults kiss.
It's an adult town.
Look, we can go through like this.
It's daytime, so we can't go through at night.
It's just like this picture.
It's real.
I often use this picture in my daily life.
When I see people taking cars, I feel like they love each other.
It's a reality show.
Hey, girls!
Are you serious?
How do girls feel about kissing girls?
I'm scared.
What kind of people are there?
I'm scared.
For some reason, Shitara, who is scared, finally goes to the stage of the kiss.
Who in this world will steal Shitara's lips?
Now, it's time.
You're making it dark in front of your wife, aren't you?
What are you so happy about?
And finally...
Did you get it?
You got it!
It's this, right?
Wow, wow, wow...
Shitara's passionate kiss is the second half of the program.
This summer, there was a hot battle as passionate as the kiss.
Now, everyone, this day has finally come!
What's with the poker face?
Huh? Is it the final episode?
It's like we're in one corner.
It's like we're in Karuinori.
No, it's not like that.
I forgot about it, but...
Yesterday, everyone's achievements...
Huh?
Everyone's...
Achievements...
It was a huge success!
That summer vacation!
2011!
Vacation!
Vacation was so long!
The day before this, when there were a lot of wild boars,
we received a visit from about 1.3 million people.
Summer Circus 2011.
The door of smiles has opened!
I think it's just fried, but it's totally different.
It's so chewy!
I thought I was eating this in the summer of Aentenka.
What?
During that summer circus,
the members of the linkers made a combination and sold the original menu.
During the opening period, which combination sold the most?
The results will be announced!
Let me show you what kind of product it was.
Here it is.
I'm counting on you, Kou-kun.
That surprised me!
Alright!
It was this kind of product!
Mr. Futagawa made a fried takoyaki.
It's hot, so it's not good.
But it tasted good.
Even if it's just fried rice,
it was so good in the summer.
It was so good!
Mr. Samazu hated this frozen banana.
It wasn't that bad.
I didn't like it either,
but it was pretty good.
I thought it was pretty good.
And then Mr. Kyain's piripapo.
It was pretty good.
It wasn't good enough for two people.
I made it with all my heart,
but it wasn't as good as that.
And during the summer circus,
which combination sold the most?
Everyone's family was desperate for this product.
There was that kind of product.
And it was this product.
It's Dyson.
Mr. Hammer made this.
It's a Korean brand.
It's so realistic.
And Mr. Matsumoto made this.
If we don't do something about this,
we won't be able to take it off forever.
As you can see,
each family wanted this product.
If they win in the rain,
they'll get a fan that's out of season.
Which convenience store will get
the product their family wants?
If you think about the price...
Even if you're Japanese, you should get one.
You should get one.
It's not for sale.
Can you tell which one is which?
I'll do it.
You're doing it behind my back, aren't you?
We're doing it behind your back.
That's not true.
We're doing it behind your back.
It's interesting for me that you won.
That's true.
Let me announce the result of the humiliation.
The 4th place is...
Don't point it out.
You don't know, do you?
I know.
The 4th place is...
It's not for sale.
We meet again in summer with ice.
It's embarrassing!
We meet again in summer with ice.
You're lying!
I don't have ears!
You're lying!
We're asking for a reason.
We're asking for a reason why you didn't buy shaved ice.
You wanted to eat shaved ice as a kid, but you said you didn't like matcha.
It's not for kids.
It's for kids.
It's a couple's opinion.
It's a 19-year-old man's opinion.
It looked gross.
It looked gross?
Like tapioca.
Like shabu-shabu.
I'm 38 years old.
I don't think it goes well with tapioca.
You're eating it up with your teeth.
How many did you sell?
44 days.
7,799 shaved ice.
That's a lot.
I'm shocked I lost to shaved ice.
I lost to shaved ice.
Should we continue?
Number 3.
What was that?!
You're gonna leave it like that?!
Raise it up, Piripako!
It's been tough lately.
You've been overworking.
I'll raise it up.
7887 pieces.
That's a lot.
That's 179 yen for one.
That's 500 yen.
I'll say it.
A 48-year-old woman.
I think crepes are sweet.
Ah!
That's true.
Even though it said "piripako"
I didn't know what was in it.
I was scared.
You should've died after that.
You should've died.
Now!
How many pieces are left?
Two and one.
Did she win?
She did.
She got it.
Did she get it?
Come on.
Let me announce it at the same time.
The winner is...
You should've said it.
Are you stupid?
I won't do it again.
Good job, Samurai!
I didn't know that people support frozen bananas so much.
I want to apologize to frozen bananas.
There was a gap.
The number of frozen bananas in downtown is...
14,368!
That's a lot!
7,180,000!
That's a lot!
That's a lot of bananas!
Give me some!
The number of bananas in first place is...
17,301!
13,393!
That's a lot!
The number of bananas in first place is...
4,300,000!
That's a lot of bananas!
The reason why I didn't buy frozen bananas is...
because it was normal for other people to arrange it.
Why did you watch the show properly?
That's a lot of bananas!
Summer's Frozen Chocolate Banana, which gained a lot of popularity, won the championship!
To Summer's, who won first place, we'll give you the products you want for your family.
Yotake will wash the dishes.
Tenryuuro will wash the electricity.
It's a luxurious beer.
It's not worthy.
Please make a big face for your wife.
And thank you for coming to play in the summer.
Romantic link that entertainers think of ordinary royal kisses.
Tonight's kiss partner is you.
Next is "Shitara Kisses His Partner".
I can't believe it.
He did it!
It's beautiful.
It's just right for this world.
It's a little like Mr. Saga.
He seems to be familiar with the skill "Shitara Kisses His Partner".
Shall we go?
Yes!
Yoneama Baba-go-san.
Yoneama Baba-go-san is full of energy.
The first one is to leave Sitara and go to the third kiss spot.
This is bad.
Seriously?
Is there such a bad episode?
One or two.
I don't know what I like or don't like.
Then tell me what you like.
Tell me what you like.
You really don't like it?
What are you doing?
It seems that Jockis is still embarrassed, but let's play a game to decide who is the third prince.
The next game is "If you get bitten, kiss. Crab- crab punishment".
In this game, you use these crab toys.
One person will press one crab leaf that looks like a button.
The person who presses one crab leaf out of ten and gets bitten by a crab will get a kiss on the road.
First, you will decide who is the best kisser by lottery.
Here it comes!
The clock is ticking. Who will kiss whom?
I'm getting excited!
Let's start with Mimura!
I'm getting excited!
I absolutely don't like it!
I'm getting excited!
Next, Koji Abe, who participated in this game on his sister's request, will challenge!
Abe-chan, go!
This is bad!
I was determined to press the crab that Abe-chan was about to press!
That's good!
Next up is Miyasako, who is not afraid of anything, will challenge!
Don't turn it! Don't turn it!
Decide it! Decide it!
Decide it on the first try!
Where? Where? Where?
Where? Where?
Where?
I don't know.
It's shaking.
Press it and say "here I go!"
You should decide it.
It's shaking! It's shaking!
Can you feel it shaking?
It's shaking!
It's shaking here, too!
Here I go!
Go for it!
Why did you do that?
Why? Why did you do that?
Shut up!
Miyasako, who is a supporter, gets a kiss on the road that he admires.
And now, Hamada, who is kinder than anyone else, has a suggestion.
Let's have a battle with Shingo and Abe in "Bangai Hentai".
Thank you for coming!
That's our Hamada!
Since they are here at the request of a big sister, they will have a battle with the kindness of either of them.
Let's press one at a time.
Which one first, Abe-chan?
Rock-paper-scissors.
Abe-chan first.
Rock-paper-scissors.
It's okay.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Abe-chan, rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Abe-chan, rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
It's over!
Abe and Koji won the popular comedian battle and got a kiss on the road.
Here, Matsumoto suddenly reports that the fourth person has been decided.
Yes, hello?
Yes.
Um...excuse me for a moment.
On this side...
I can't read the atmosphere.
It's like "I want to do it, too."
Is one person okay?
Um...I don't know until I ask.
I'm not that kind of person.
Can I say your name?
Sure.
Um...my name is Abe Kouji.
Is that so?
Most of this is...
Um...no one said it.
Of course not.
I have feelings for you.
Then I'll ask you.
Um...I'm going to pay you 50% more.
I'm sorry.
I felt sorry for you.
I feel sorry for you.
You're kissing me because you're worried about me.
What is this?
After asking for one more person...
They arrived at the last kiss spot.
They arrived at AQUA CITY ODAIBA!
Miyasako and Abe Kouji will kiss at AQUA CITY ODAIBA, a popular date spot.
They will show off their kiss at a lounge where their lovers take a break.
Let's start with Miyasako.
This is fun.
Let's translate first.
Let's start with Miyasako.
As he faces the kiss and asks how he feels...
I really hate you.
I really hate you a little more.
For some reason, Miyasako doesn't like it.
To the stage of "kiss"!
And who is the woman who said she wanted to kiss Miyasako?
I can't say "meh" or anything like that.
Oh, it's here!
Look! Oh, it's blending in!
Miyasako is a little bad with words.
That's right!
It's a little long.
Let's say something in a little voice.
Look, it's exciting. It's exciting.
Miyasako's face before the release of "kiss"!
Everyone noticed it! Everyone noticed it!
Miyasako's face after "kiss"!
Oh, that's good!
This is a good face!
Now, where is it coming from?
"Kiss" is coming.
Who is coming?
"Kiss" is coming.
Who is "kiss"?
Don't "kiss" us!
I can't hear it.
I'm so happy!
Come closer.
I'm so happy!
What's so happy about?
I'm so happy!
The two became taboo, but they became lovers of the sweet taste.
Abe!
That was a good pass.
I didn't expect that.
It's so hard!
It's too close!
It'll probably work in the future.
Abe, who got a kiss from Hamada, went to the stage.
What will happen to Abe, who requested a kiss, and Onee-wa, who can kiss each other?
She's here!
"Westerner"...
There's a "western" in there.
Now, let's stop saying "bad" things.
I heard a little bit of what you said earlier.
Let's stop saying "bad" things.
"Bad" things...
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That surprised me!
It really exists!
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What is this?!
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