AISubs v3.5
Tonight's "Lincoln" is a horror special for midsummer.
In a drive alone in the middle of the night, the members of "Lincoln" face horror one after another.
In the silence of midnight, men's screams resound.
Uraaah!
August's one steamy midnight.
In a shrine in Chiba Prefecture, which is said to be pitch black all year round...
The members have arrived, known only as a midsummer special project.
Huh? All of a sudden?
Look!
Huh?
It's already...
It's already a tree, isn't it?
Huh? What is it?
Huh? What is it? Is it a shrine?
It's a shrine, isn't it?
Wow...
How much is it?
It's nothing. It's a shrine.
It's nothing. It's a shrine. It's nothing.
From now on, they'll experience a fear they've never felt before!
By light!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Whoa!
Huh?
Whoa!
Huh? What's wrong?
Whoa!
A shield!
What's this?
What is it?
Someone call for help!
Whoa!
Huh?
A magnificent shield was built in a deserted area.
Just what was written there?
Tonight's plan is to blow away the hot summer heat.
We've prepared a car for each of you.
Please drive separately.
Drive?
Huh? Drive separately?
However, there are two promises for this drive.
First, the destination of each car's car navigation is already entered.
Proceed according to that instruction.
Second, once it's midnight, turn on the radio.
Got it.
To your beloved one.
Huh?
What's that?
Turn it on at midnight?
Why did you write it with such a scary feeling?
What is it?
Last day's broadcast, "Midnight Lincoln",
DJ Yamaguchi will introduce a touching story experienced by an entertainer.
With this relaxing plan...
Man, I'm sick of this.
The men shed tears.
Although it's a message from DJ Yamaguchi,
the man seems like a good guy in this atmosphere of day.
It's not good, it's not good. That's really bad.
Yes, if you do that on TV...
A 12-person radio...
What the hell is that?
Something just rang.
Something rang.
Someone just woke up.
Kikikikikikikikikiki
Just now.
Really?
Like a bell.
Really!
Please don't say "Wow!", it's really most...
No, I really think it's a heart.
It's not a "wow, wow, wow"
The 8 are heading to the car, not normally scared.
Suddenly, something surprises the members.
It's a living creature.
What?
It's not dead.
What is it?
Cicada?
Cicada, a living creature?
There's not many people coming.
A living creature?
I've never seen a living creature.
Hurry up and go home.
Don't hold it like that.
Hurry up.
It's a living creature.
I know it's a living creature, but...
Hurry up and go home.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
They find a cicada in the middle of the night.
Then, Mimura faints where it's not shown in the camera.
Unexpected things happen over and over again.
Is some power that you can't see working?
I'm starting to get a little scared.
It's like a game.
It's like a different world.
Are you okay?
I'm scared, scared, scared.
It's cold!
Wow, I'm glad it was like last time.
At last, at midnight, they go on a drive alone.
On a scary radio that works in a closed space,
men scream afterwards.
Now, turn off the air conditioner and let's continue with this skill project.
A documentary from last month,
"Midnight Lintern",
a scary summer special.
Start!
Of course, I'm going to be far away from home.
You know what I mean, right?
As Mimura predicted,
the members are led to a deserted place by car navigation.
What's this place?
This is scary.
It's pitch black.
It's pitch black!
It's a deserted place...
What was that?!
Udo, exhausted by only the garbage bags on the road.
This is scary!
Until midnight when the radio starts, there are only three minutes left.
This is creepy.
This is scary.
This is scary!
Is it already starting?
12 o'clock.
It's starting.
It's almost 12 o'clock.
I'm going to press it!
The radio!
This is it.
DJMAX's "Midnight O'Linkan"!
It's started!
DJMAX's "Midnight O'Linkan" provides healing to entertainers!
Ma-chan, you were crying again the other day, weren't you?
I wasn't crying!
But Ma-chan's heart pointed down and you could see it!
My voice is loud!
Tonight, since it's the middle of summer, we've prepared a program that will make you feel cool.
It's DJMAX's "Horror Night O'Linkan"!
Wow, I'm scared of "Horror Night O'Linkan"! I'm scared!
That kind of scary thing?
It's sudden, but there's a warm wind blowing from the air conditioner.
It's cool! It's cool! It's coming out!
Tonight, even if you don't use the air conditioner, we'll take you to a cool world.
In the meantime, please listen to everyone's ears and listen to DJMAX's words.
Ma-chan, little kids say they can see ghosts...
My voice is loud!
But Ma-chan's kids...
Don't you look at places where there's nothing?
Otake-san, is the room mirror set up so you can see your back seat?
Of course!
There might be something there, so make sure you can see it.
I'm going to go up! I'm going to go up!
Isn't there an extra chair?
Miyasako-san...
Extra chair...
Don't tell me you haven't opened the dashboard...
What?
Today...
You absolutely can't open that area.
Eh?
- Udo-chan... - Yes?
- Let me suck your ear. - Eh?
- Look.
- It's a DJ's mouth.
- Mimura-san... - Yes?
- I'm going to make you the person you're most afraid of. - Stop it!
- You shouldn't get too scared. - No, I'm not scared! I'm not scared! I'm not scared!
- Amanotchi... - Yes?
- There's a amulet hanging in Mimura's room, isn't there? - Yes, there is!
- Why is Amanotchi's car the only one with an amulet? - Am I the only one with an amulet?!
- Stop it! - Hama-chan... - Yes?
- Around Hama-chan... - Yes?
- The resentment of those people who were erased by Hama-chan... - What are you saying?!
- Hoto-chan... - Yes?
- I'm not afraid of anything. - Eh?!
- I'm not dead!
What's with you? It's always me!
In order for you all to feel cool...
First, we'll play a song from DJ Yamaguchi.
Who cares about the song?!
Yamazaki Hako's...
Curse
It's scary!
What song is that?! It's scary! No way!
Konkon, konkon, kugio sasu
Hey, but...
Wara no ningyo, kugio sasu
What song is that?!
Jibun no mune ga itaku naru
Scary!
Konkon, konkon, kugio sasu
Wara no ningyo, chiyo nagasu
Stop it!
Naiteru you ni ittai dare no shi
This song is scary...
Who wrote and composed this song?!
Are you starting to feel cool now?
Who's the target?!
Then...
Let's move on to the first episode.
This time...
Don't scare me!
It's dangerous to ask while driving...
Yeah...
So please park your car where you can park your car.
Huh? You can park your car in a place like this?
It's dark in here...
Is it safe?
Look around you.
Oh, Jizo-san isn't there!
Scary, scary, scary!
Next to where Mimura parked his car...
An old Jizo statue...
This is so scary!
What is this switch for?
Otake stops right next to the creepy pond.
In order for him to feel cooler, he leaves the camera and listens to the radio by himself.
And the place where Udo stopped the car is...
Isn't it a pond?!
The camera stopped!
The car I was riding is gone! It's gone far away!
I'm scared!
From now on, please listen carefully.
And now...
The first episode that will make you feel cooler.
Listen carefully.
I'm sweating a lot!
This is really scary!
What is this?
I don't want anyone to come out of here! Stop it! I'm more worried about you!
That's not true!
This is the story of when a couple went to Yakyoke Shrine, which is located deep in the mountains.
Someone else is talking.
Isn't it just a lot of talking?
This is not the voice of a wild boar!
On their way back...
It was about eight o'clock in the evening.
It was already dark.
Even if you turn on the light, you can only see a little ahead.
The car navigation had the address of her house set.
A man who follows a dark and unknown road according to navigation guidance.
In particular, the man was caught in unspeakable anxiety.
Did I take this road?
Even so, car navigation continues to guide smoothly.
This is 300 meters ahead, left turn.
Just at that time, the woman sitting in the passenger seat had an accident.
She was sweating from her forehead with a pale face and was in pain.
Haah... Haah... Haah...
Feeling her discomfort, the man speeds up his car to send her home as soon as possible.
Two kilometers ahead, straight ahead.
Following the guidance, he drove for about five minutes on a narrow road.
At that time...
Stop!
What is it?
I'm scared!
Suddenly, she shouted and the man stopped the car.
The next moment he noticed her in the passenger seat, his spine froze.
If you look closely, there is a cliff in front of you.
The car was about to fall off the cliff.
That can't be...
Certainly, there is a road in car navigation...
When the man turned his eyes to car navigation again...
The road that should have existed until a while ago...
Disappeared...
I should have died...
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What is this story?
It's crazy...
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Why did you do that, Ojizo-san?
I'm sorry!
Please protect me!
Hey, Gussan, say something!
According to car navigation instructions...
It was a perfect story for those of you who are driving on an unknown road tonight.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's continue with one more story.
Please listen to a story that will make you feel cool.
I'm tired of this! I'm sick of this!
Just like everyone knows...
Sacchan...
Then...
Do you know the lyrics for this song's second and third parts?
What is this?!
The lyrics for the second part are...
This is a scary story, isn't it?
Sacchan loves bananas...
But he can only eat half of them...
And he feels sorry for them...
The third part is...
Sacchan goes far away and he feels lonely...
Why can he only eat half of them?
Why did you go far away?
Don't you think it's strange lyrics?
In fact, this song is dedicated to a real girl named Sachiko.
When this Sachan is walking while eating bananas...
He was caught in a traffic jam and died in a train accident.
That's why Sachan couldn't eat half of the bananas and went far away.
Well...
There is one thing I have to warn you about.
I don't like that!
Sachan doesn't like loneliness.
There is someone who knows the true meaning of this song.
In the middle of the night, he appears under someone's pillow and takes you to that world.
However...
If you prepare Sachan's favorite banana and put it under his pillow, you will be fine.
Sachan will not be taken away by you because you will be distracted by the banana.
However...
If you prepare the banana...
Tonight...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What?
Now, listen to a good song.
Satchan...
Stop it.
Satchan, are you listening?
Actually, my name is Sachiko.
But I call myself "Satchan" since I was little.
It's funny, isn't it, Satchan?
I really like bananas.
But since I was little, I can only eat half of a banana.
It's sad, isn't it, Satchan?
Satchan goes far away, isn't it true?
But since I was little, I end up forgetting about myself.
It's sad, isn't it, Satchan?
Number 93 is sad!
I hope you'll stop, Satchan.
Staff?
That's enough!
Now, please follow the car navigation instructions and proceed with the car.
I'm scared, I'm scared...
By the way...
Do you know that the same Satchan has an unknown number four?
There's more, Satchan!
There isn't, you...
That number four singer...
Satchan...
Lost his legs in a sea crossing.
That's why...
I'm going to get your legs.
You're scary!
Tonight...
Satchan...
Shut up!
There's no such song!
...is what I'm saying.
Ehh?!
Anyway...
An accident that actually happened in Hokkaido's Mururan...
A classmate...
Made it into a song...
Satchan is what I'm saying.
Seriously...
And...
The classmate who made this song...
After that, for some reason...
Lost his legs in a train accident...
Seriously?
And so...
Please listen to it one more time.
That's enough!
Satchan...
That's enough!
Tonight...
An all-summer plan...
DJ Yamaguchi's "Scary Radio" scares the members...
Scary, scary, scary...
And after that...
Even more fear attacks the members!
How is it?
Hasn't it gotten much cooler?
How is it?
Well then, shall we listen to the next episode?
There's more?
This is more than just a story.
When I'm listening to a story,
I'm really curious about this side mirror.
If I don't see it, it's really scary.
In the dark, being alone, it's a scary beach.
I would never go alone to a place like this.
Mimura parked his car in the dark forest.
I'm really scared of this "chose hitch" series.
Otake stopped by a scary pond again.
I'm scared, I'm scared!
"Chose Hitch" huh? I'm scared of "chose hitch"!
The next episode will be cooler. Listen up.
Man, this is no good.
Why did I park here? It's already started.
Huh? Why is it like this?
An O.L. who lives alone in the city has experienced this.
Ah, I'm scared.
Although her apartment is located in an expensive residential area, her rent is affordable and she thought she had found a good place.
Except for the fact that there is a graveyard next to her apartment.
It's been a while since she moved out, one summer day.
She came home late from work and went home past midnight.
She got into the elevator in her dark apartment alone.
As usual, she pushed the 8th floor button and the elevator started moving.
However, when she went past the 4th floor, the elevator suddenly stopped.
The electricity kept coming and going and it finally stopped working.
When she was in a hurry and tried to push the emergency button, she felt someone behind her.
It can't be. When I got in the elevator, I was alone.
No, it's not like that.
Thinking like that, I slowly turned around and...
There, a woman with long black hair with a white face...
Intuitively, she felt like she wasn't human.
As much as possible avoiding looking at the woman, she turned around and started chanting.
Namah Amida Utsu... Namah Amida Utsu...
Then, behind her, there was a woman who felt like she was approaching herself.
She desperately continued chanting.
Namah Amida Utsu... Namah Amida Utsu...
However, the woman's presence didn't disappear.
Rather, she slowly... slowly approached behind her.
Oh...
And finally, that woman's face...
In her ears...
There's no point in chanting like that.
What the hell is this?
Disgusting!
Who was that just now?
Yum!
It's a peachy smell.
There's no point in chanting like that.
Yum!
It's scary to talk about it, but this place is scary.
There's nothing here.
It's so small.
I don't like this place.
How was it?
My back hurts.
Let's go.
What should we do?
The next episode will be this one.
That was close.
Is this it?
This happened to a young woman who had just bought a car.
Let's not talk about cars.
That woman went out for a drive like every night.
That night, too, she left her hometown city center, drove along the national road, and headed for the pass.
It was your hometown city center, wasn't it?
It was about an hour's drive from the city center to the pass.
It was supposed to be a great drive, but unlike usual, there were a lot of accidents that day.
About three accidents every ten kilometers.
Moreover, all cars were messed up, and a large amount of blood was flowing, and only terrible things.
At that point, I had a bad feeling about it.
When I entered the pass, something was wrong.
I didn't know what it was, but when I looked at the meter, it said 80 kilometers.
I thought it was strange, but for some reason I couldn't step on the brake.
I'm getting impatient, but my body doesn't move and my feet get cold.
When I looked at my feet and wondered what was cold,
I saw that woman's feet were firmly grasped by translucent white hands.
You're going to die.
Ha ha ha!
You can't say that in such dark place!
You can't say that!
You can't say that in such dark place!
Someone is...
Aaaaaah!
Everyone...
My feet aren't cold anymore...
So it might be better...
not to look at my feet...
Then...
Look at me! Look at me!
Following the car navigation instructions...
Please proceed with the car...
You stink! Idiot!
I think it's enough...
It's really scary!
It's a scary story to hear in a car!
Please listen to a song with the drive...
Nakajima Miyuki-san's...
I hate you
What is this?!
I hate you
What are you saying?!
I hate you
You can't say that!
I hate you
You are so drunk that you sing this song?!
I'm depressed. Even in this dark road, I'm depressed. My hands are sweaty.
I can't do anything
It can't be helped
Until you die
That's what you call a suit
Everyone, do you feel something behind you?
Stop it!
I have a scary present for you
What is it?
It's a common one-scene you see in a Hollywood horror movie
It's a joke, right?
It's not like that
Shut up, Jody
You're bad at this
Jody?
Daddy!
Jody?
Come on, Jody
Jody?
I can't do it
You're bad at this
The members are shocked by the noisy joke
However, after this, Matsumoto will experience real fear!
Well, let's listen to the next episode.
Stop the car in a place where you can be stopped.
No, no, I'll stop you in a place where you can't be stopped, but you're too dark.
It's really scary. I'm more scared of the situation here than the story.
No, no, no, you're overdoing it!
You're overdoing it, you idiot!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you serious?
Miyasako is scared.
Beyond his gaze...
Ginger...
And where Matsumoto stopped the car...
To hear a scary story in the worst place...
Matsumoto, who had never experienced such fear before, is frightened by real fear!
Wow!
It was raining heavily that day.
A group of people set foot in a famous spiritual spot.
I'm not going there!
It's an old tunnel.
But...
"I'm scared, so let's go home," she says.
The two walk.
Chasing from the car...
Staring at the umbrella, I stepped into the tunnel.
The tunnel is long and dull.
The exit over there looked like a grain of rice.
Outside...
As usual, it rains heavily.
In the end, other than your mischief, nothing has changed in particular.
When I left the long tunnel...
I was completely assured that nothing had happened.
When we tried to return to the way we came...
We stepped into the tunnel again.
As usual, it only gets worse.
Umbrella...
It rains heavily.
Inside the tunnel...
Other than the sound of rain...
I can't hear anything.
Then...
She suddenly stopped...
Pulled a man's hand...
And pulled him towards the car with great momentum.
When we got in the car...
She began to tremble and cry out loud.
What happened?
I don't know!
Why?
What happened?
I don't know why...
A confused man...
Why?
Even though we are in the tunnel...
Does an umbrella rain?
When I looked at it...
The vinyl umbrella under my feet...
It was dyed red...
My neck hurts, my neck hurts...
My neck hurts...
What is this?
What a disgusting story...
If there is a tunnel ahead of us, it will be refreshing, won't it?
Well, I would like you to listen to another story that will make you cool.
By the way, Hama-chan really wants to smoke a cigarette.
Let's take a five-minute cigarette break.
What are you talking about?
Just stay there and wait for me.
No, no, that's scary, but I won't bite you for five minutes.
I don't like five minutes...
It's like my last cigarette...
Is there something wrong? I'm scared!
It's like my last cigarette...
Delicious! Delicious! Delicious!
Mimura was completely broken.
After this, when the members took a break...
The third cigarette...
And five minutes later...
It's already fallen...
Oops! It seems like it's been five minutes.
Oh, I'm surprised!
Then...
The last episode that will make you cool...
Please listen...
It's already the last episode...
Is it the last one?
Late at night...
A truck driver...
As usual...
He was driving his way up the hill.
But, that day alone, something was different.
When I was feeling uncomfortable, I got a call from my boss.
There seems to have been an accident on the road ahead of you. Be careful.
It was a road that the driver absolutely had to pass tonight.
Stop it, stop it.
After driving the car for a while, I approached the road.
The road that I should have been familiar with feels completely different from usual.
Naturally, the hand holding the steering wheel also gains strength, and cold sweat runs down my back.
There was careful driving, but in the end nothing happened and I passed that road.
The relaxed driver stepped on the accelerator and contacted his boss.
Nothing happened at the accident scene.
Please don't scare me anymore.
I see. Then it's good. I'll be careful.
Don't listen to me!
No way!
This is really scary.
Was there a red car?
Geez!
And with that, DJ Maguchi's "Horror Night, Lincoln".
It's about time for us to say goodbye.
But there's one thing I'd like you to know.
What is it?
The place you're in right now, and...
What?
...today's journey home.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, there's no guarantee that it's a road with no past.
What is it?
Don't talk to me like that!
Everyone at home...
You can see a red "hokora" ahead of you, right?
"Hokora"?
For that "hokora", I've prepared a "obuda".
There is one?
Go and get that "obuda".
Please drive safely.
Eh, geez...
Your opponent...
...was DJ Yamaguchi.
Goodbye.
Hokora
Oh, what is it?
The eight people who had been scared so far get out of the car and are attacked by the greatest fear of the day.
What is "ofuda"?
Hama goes to get "ofuda" in the dark.
Oh, I was surprised.
There is only "ofuda" in "hokora".
To "hokora" who had no other choice, "otake" was...
No one will tell me anything.
Oh, I'm scared!
He was extremely scared.
What should we do?
What?
What should we do?
This program was brought to you by...
How do you use this?
...the sponsor you are watching.
Oh, I'm scared!
This one?
Oh, this one?
This program...
Is it no good?
Oh, there is a bug!
Oh, electricity!