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Tonight is Matsumoto's first anniversary project!
The mystery of the hip joint injury that Matsumoto suffered will be thoroughly revealed!
The cause of death was a forest firefly!?
Lincoln! My one and only!
Just as he was about to fall into the water, a violent incident took place.
He just took out a bamboo sword and struck it with his hands.
It was a big hit!
It was a huge hit!
What happened?
What was that?
There were eyes!
It was a huge hit!
What is your obsession?
This corner is where regular people use what's on the table and confirm each other's interests and preferences!
Tonight, which one of mine will pop out?
The set is a little out of place.
Is that so?
Is there such a thing as a chance of winning?
You're more interested in this one than in mine, aren't you?
I'm really interested in it.
It's like you want to buy it.
Well then, let's begin.
Here is the first topic.
My Game.
Yes, yes.
Which one is it?
First...
Miyazako... Please.
How is it? Miyazako of "My Game"...
Is it an anti-human game?
My game is... "Gahuranga."
Ah...
You did "Famicom" ,
I didn't know you were "Famicom"
This is "Famicom" "Gagaraga" but it is...
fake...
Arcade!
Arcade game, arcade game.
An art factory can't do an arcade!
Yeah, it became like that.
Everyone knows about it.
It was a game called "Dashing", right?
Yeah, it was an evolved version.
It was really exciting to combine those two games.
I didn't really play games back in the day, but back in the early days,
there were a lot of "yerakohama" and "urawaza".
In the beginning of the game, you don't shoot all of them.
You avoid them and kill none of them.
After you kill none of them, you leave only one of them alive until the end.
You leave it alive until the end and run away forever.
And in the end, you kill it after a few minutes.
Did you really do it?
What are you doing?
Did you really do it?
It took about 10 to 20 minutes.
That's really long!
That's right.
After a while, it stops shooting bullets.
You kill it after it stops shooting bullets.
After that, it stops shooting bullets at all.
"Urawaza"?
Urawaza
I play games a lot.
I love board games.
They are the best-selling board games in the world.
Monopoly, which is selling well in New York.
I don't know much about it.
It's a board game, isn't it?
I don't know much about it when I introduced it.
Have you ever played it?
I've never played it in my life.
I don't know much about it.
There are various lands.
You buy the same land and build a hotel there.
When you buy a land, you can get money back.
There are also Japanese versions.
For example, Shibuya or Menro.
There are also Japanese versions like that.
For example, the land in the Milky Way is expensive.
There is such a variation and it is interesting.
You can do the same thing in private.
That's right.
It's interesting that the other party is breaking up.
What is it?
It's like a fashion band.
I don't know much about it.
You don't play games, do you?
I don't know much about it.
Is it okay for you to play board games?
It's okay for me.
But I chose a TV game.
You chose a TV game.
This is it.
I've never played it before.
What?
It was released in 2011.
It was released in 3D, wasn't it?
It was released in 3D.
It's called Famista 86.
It's my favorite game.
Famista 86.
I played it every day.
With you, Nimura.
Did you play it with me?
No, I didn't.
When I was an amateur, I played it every day.
Did you play 130 games?
What?
You like it, don't you?
I see.
My defense was very good.
Can I say something?
What do you want to say?
You can say anything you like.
My defense was very good.
I was hit by a ball suddenly.
I tried hard to hit it.
I was hit by a ball suddenly.
I hit the mirror of my house.
I broke my back.
I was hit by a ball suddenly.
I couldn't hit the button of my house.
You couldn't hit the button of your house.
It hurt.
Did you break your back?
He has a strong image of games.
He doesn't think of me as a game.
He is very picky.
When I was about 18 or 19 years old...
I thought...
I should not live like a fool.
Why do you say like that?
I didn't have anything to do at the time, and the only game I played was this one.
What's that?
It's a game called "Alcanoid".
Alcanoid!
It's a pinball game, right?
Yes, it's a pinball game.
You go to the arcade...
Oh, I remember that!
It's like a barcode.
Yes, yes!
If you pick up blue ones, you get more points.
You can also warp.
If you pick up pink ones, you can warp.
If you get into the next area...
If you pick up blue ones, you get three points.
If you pick up red ones, you get five points.
If you pick up blue ones, you get six points.
If you pick up red ones, you get eight points or more.
You got seven points!
I tried it a million times, but it didn't work at all.
I'm also...
HAAA!
I love games like "Wii" and other ones like "PS3".
Among them, I'm most addicted to this one.
You're addicted to "Otake-san"!
Yo, "Otake-san"...
"Draque Monsters...Jokers...II".
It's not a regular "Draque".
It's a game where you raise monsters.
Like "f"...
If you start with the "f" monster of "ubcdef" and combine it with "meth" and "osu", you can create a new monster.
"osu" and "f" can mix together and become "e".
Then you add "e" and "i" monsters and create "c" monsters.
The more you combine "e" and "i" monsters, the stronger "c" monster will become.
In order to make a stronger monster, you have to combine "e" and "i" monsters.
You have to contact various "meth" monsters.
Yes, you have to contact various "meth" monsters, combine "e" and "i" monsters and...
ore mo ha!
I think this is a game with a lot of experience.
Even if you say it changed my life...
It's a little confusing, but...
But it changed my favorite game a lot.
Super Mario Kart!
This is it!
This is interesting!
It's still out there.
That box is nostalgic.
Thank you!
Super Famicom!
After the Super Famicom came out, I bought a Nintendo Switch.
I'm a Catholic now, but...
Catholic?
Are you a Catholic?
No, no...
Nintendo!
And Super Famicom!
Super Famicom!
And now you have a Kaiba Booga.
That's right!
Games aren't that fun if you can't win.
That's true.
As I said earlier, I've never lived more than a year.
In the end, I gave up on all the games.
In the end, I feel like I'm really pathetic.
However!
Show me that.
That's not good.
That's because it's been out there for a long time.
However!
Thanks to this Super Mario Kart, I learned how to win.
However!
Techniques and game experience...
With that flow...
It makes you feel good.
That's right!
Anyone can win.
Anyone!
You're not there.
You're bothering me.
This is my first victory.
I felt like I was winning for the first time.
I see.
If I didn't have a Mario Kart, I would have kept losing my life.
You're a young man.
But when I got out of the car and passed someone, I lost my voice.
You slipped on a banana.
But you know what I don't like?
Princess Peach does a lot of bad things.
What did you do with the banana?
So I didn't want to save Princess Peach.
He's like Connider.
He was caught by Katsumi and Koppa.
Me too!
I don't play games much.
This is the only one.
It's out!
I played it this morning.
It's five.
This is the newest one.
You can put Maru-chan in it.
If you buy it, you can use Maru-chan.
It's different.
The course is very beautiful.
It has a sense of forest.
This is Caddy's "Inakappe Harutate".
You're doing your best!
You chose it!
It's funny!
This is Inakappe's Caddy.
This is Harutate.
You can't choose Caddy.
Why did you choose him?
I was hungry this morning.
This is a masterpiece. I hope you understand.
"Wanda and the Giant".
This is wonderful!
What is this temperature?
There are many games.
Among them, "Wanda and the Giant" is one of the best 3.
What is it?
"Wanda and the Giant" is huge.
This is a beast.
There are many games.
This beast and "Wanda" are full of hair.
They are caught and climb up.
"Wanda and the Giant" moves a lot.
They swing their hands.
They don't have bad luck.
"Wanda and the Giant" doesn't have bad luck.
"Wanda" is a lion.
"Wanda" is the protagonist of "Wanda and the Giant".
The protagonist climbs up a tree.
Each of them has a different weakness.
There is a shining place.
You climb up there and it is like an adventure.
It stinks.
You say "wow" and fall down. You look like you like it.
You look like you like it now.
If you start now, you will be crushed.
No one understands the fun of the game.
No, no, no.
You repeat it over and over again.
So you defeat dozens of giants.
You need arm strength and physical strength.
Yes, yes, yes.
You need to train it.
If you rest your hands, you will recover.
You are like a human being.
I lost my control and arm strength.
I am weak.
I don't know. I don't know.
You win by yourself!
Okay.
You win by yourself!
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, you know this game.
Okay.
This is today's theme.
Look!
Hip joint pain!
Yes, we heard about it.
We heard about it.
It is about a year ago.
Last time, on the first episode of "Jibyou de Gatten", we thoroughly examined Mimura's pain syndrome!
In the studio, "Gatten no Arashi" will give you basic pain syndrome information that you may or may not know!
On the second episode of "Konya", we will focus on the hip joint pain that Matsumoto suffered a year ago!
We approach its mystery!
It hurts like hell!
It's been a year since then, so we can say it's a new fact!
Furthermore, you should also be careful!
The real scary hip joint pain is...
Yes, this time we have prepared the newspaper of the time.
This is "Sankei Sports" on June 29, 2010.
"Matsumoto Hitoshi Surgery".
The comedy duo "Downtown" which canceled their recording of the show on the 24th...
...found out on the 28th that Matsumoto Hitoshi...
...had to take leave of one or two months for his left hip joint injury surgery.
During that time, Hamada and Masatoshi, who are partners in the regular show...
...decided to deal with the injury on their own.
Well, Rinkan also took a little break.
Yes, he did.
Haruna took the place of him in the special episode.
Something like this happened.
Yes, it did.
I wish Haruna would have done it normally.
Why?
The characters don't get together until the show is over.
It's sad.
A year ago, Rinkan suddenly lost Matsumoto...
...and as a big role in the G-6 project...
...he played Haruna of King.
...and covered many holes in the city.
"G-6" is a big deal.
This is a "full-body anesthesia".
There are students who can't come back.
You don't have much experience of "full-body anesthesia", do you?
This is a scary thing.
This is the first time we've heard of this disease.
There is a word "lips" in the disease.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's a little scary.
There is a word "lips" in "hip joint".
It's like a novel.
It's a little scary.
Since we don't know much about this disease...
...we invited Dr. Hirai, a sports doctor, as an advisor.
Welcome!
Dr. Hirai has developed a garlic injection...
...for many sports doctors and entertainers.
Do you know where "hip joint" is located?
"Hip joint" is here, isn't it?
It's here, isn't it?
Let me explain with that.
This program is "Unity Battle".
We offer this program for your sponsorship.
Everyone, do you know where the hip joint is located?
Hip joint, hip joint...
Then, I will explain using that.
Please.
Wow, it's quite a lot.
I was scoffed.
This is the hip joint.
The lip attached to the hip joint is here.
It's here.
Wow, what is it?
It's such a small lip.
Is it down there?
Yes, hip joint.
Is it like this?
It's there as a whole.
Hip joint damage is when this joint...
Wow.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
...breaks.
It's scary.
It means that it damages and hurts.
Hip joint is wrapped neatly and there is a purifying liquid or oil inside.
I see.
It's wrapped like a lip and there is a crack in it.
Wow.
Then, it breaks inside.
It breaks.
The broken part remains inside.
Wow.
It's a disease you don't want to get.
You don't want to get it.
Does it happen a lot?
No, it doesn't.
It rarely happens.
Including that, we summarized hip joint damage and what kind of disease it is.
First of all, what kind of person is likely to get it?
Sports players.
Baseball players, sumo players, rugby players.
We've been saying it since we reported it.
Sports players are likely to get it.
What should we do?
We should report it.
No, we should listen to it.
Why does it happen?
Here is why.
What are you doing?
For example, soccer players kick their feet.
Baseball players step on their feet.
Especially in the U.S., they use guns.
Of course, there is a double-edged sword.
I couldn't believe it when I saw the news.
They kick their feet and walk around.
What kind of service do you provide in Gotanda?
They kick their feet and walk around.
What are you doing?
They do various exercises.
They do various things.
They swim in Gotanda.
They do various things.
The more we know about hip joint damage,
the more mysterious it is why it happened to Matsumoto.
However, if we ignore the pain, it will be a big problem.
Will it heal naturally?
It will never heal.
It's impossible.
If we ignore hip joint damage, it will never heal.
It can only be treated.
Matsumoto's hip joint was broken.
That's right.
That's why it can only be treated.
If we ignore it, we may have to walk around for the rest of our lives.
We should never ignore it.
We should never notice it.
There may be some people who don't notice it.
In the case of Mr. Tsumoto, I doubt it a little.
Mr. Tsumoto, you've noticed it a lot.
Until now, it's a recent disease, but I've noticed it recently.
In the past, there were many people who didn't notice it and just went like that.
But it hurts.
It hurts around here, doesn't it?
You know, you're sleeping at night.
When you hit your head against the bed, you may be surprised.
It hurts when this angle changes a little.
Does it hurt a lot?
It hurts a lot!
Really?
It hurts a lot!
How painful was it for you, Mr. Rimura?
Ah!
How about you?
Eww!
The degree of pain in the hip joint has been unknown.
Therefore, questions that can't be answered can be thrown around the city from each member.
Well, how is it?
Mr. Matsumoto, do you have any questions you can ask now?
It's a disease!
Well...
For us, it's hard to take a break.
Even if we say it in front of the office, we'll be scolded.
While you're taking a break, what's going on with your salary?
I don't know about that.
Is it paid?
Ah, ah, ah...
What is it?
While you're taking a break...
If you ask me what it is, I think it was paid.
Ah, wasn't it paid?
Wasn't it paid?
Eh?
Why do you sound like you don't know?
But it's a disease!
It wasn't paid, but I'm looking at it.
Ah, yes, yes...
It was paid, wasn't it?
It was paid!
Ah, it was paid!
It was paid!
I feel sorry for you.
Of course.
Of course we should repay you.
Mirin or something like that.
Mirin?!
Mirin or something like that.
I think it's something like a medicine.
Apart from the members' worries,
it seems that gyara appeared during the break.
For the program and Matsumoto,
it seems that gyara appeared during the break.
Definitely want to avoid it.
Will it recur?
It may occur.
It may cause an opposite hip joint pain.
Is it possible?
No way.
If it recurs, it will certainly be a minor spasm.
Why did Matsumoto
replace it every two months?
It's cheaper, isn't it?
No!
There are doctors who can operate.
There are about 2,000 doctors who specialize in hip joints in Japan.
Especially, there are very few patients like me.
I do a lot of things, not only hip joints.
You can't eat like that in Mexico, can you?
Yes, there are a lot of people scattered there.
Is it difficult?
It takes a lot of time to gather a team.
It's exactly what Mr. Hamada said.
Why is it so few?
It's because it doesn't make money.
There are no specialists like that.
Every year, there are 4 or 5 people who really have surgery.
But there are athletes, right?
Well, in the case of athletes, it's especially easy.
I don't know if it's going to happen.
What were you doing?
Doctors are also worried about the cause of hip pain.
However, the program has finally found out the cause!
I'm really curious about why Matsumoto-san, who is not an athlete, got sick.
In fact, it seems that there were people who had a negative impact on Matsumoto-san's hip joints even in "Rinkan".
Please take a look at this.
Since the beginning of the program, Rinkan has challenged various body-hitting locations.
Looking back on its history, a suspicious person who put an excessive lid on Matsumoto's hip joint came to mind!
What are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?
Catch him with your left foot! 25m hurdle!
Matsumoto was caught jumping with his right foot, not his left foot.
You look a little frightened.
After this, it is obvious that the culprit of the hip joint pain is Tsugitsugi!
Since the beginning of the program, Rinkan has challenged various body-hitting locations.
Looking back on its history, a suspicious person who put an excessive lid on Matsumoto's hip joint came to mind!
What are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?
Let me ask you something!
Which is your right arm?
If you can say it, it's decided!
Number one!
What is this?
This project was created with a lot of input and attention!
Comedians who have been challenged in various competitions with their left arms...
One of them was this!
Catching with his left foot! 25m hurdle!
Matsumoto was caught jumping with his right foot, not his left foot, but...
While showing a slightly frightened expression, he crossed the first wall!
He did it!
What is it?
It's fast!
It's like an old marathon!
If you look at it in slow motion, there is a strong impact on the left hip joint when landing...
It may be that Matsumoto's crude idea of jumping hurdles with his right foot destroyed Matsumoto's hip joint.
This is it!
Two people's journey, realized by Matsumoto and Amano's passionate request!
In fact, even in the prelude of this project, there is a burden on the hip joint...
I'm waiting for that person today.
When he was little, he couldn't buy a bicycle...
He was running around his city like riding a bicycle...
He is the owner of a wonderful episode...
I thought I'd walk slowly, but it's like a two- pattern.
Matsumoto and Futaritami did it.
Such an innocent request gave Matsumoto's hip joint irreparable damage.
Miyasako challenged the observation of his favorite kung fu drama with this project.
In fact, this kind of exchange was taking place.
My hip joint hurts.
I went to the hospital and got an X-ray.
They said it was a hip joint infection.
I can't do intense exercises like opening my legs.
But it's okay.
Miyasako, without hesitation, changed Matsumoto into a costume.
Ready, action!
Miyasako forced Miyasako to do a strong reaction.
As a result...
This reaction is good.
It doesn't move at all.
One more time.
I was hit many times.
I was hit with a kick.
Go, go, go.
You noticed it, didn't you?
What are you doing?
You noticed it, didn't you?
Cut! Okay!
Okay!
Hey!
It's not okay.
Hey!
It's like an old man taking a bath.
It's embarrassing!
Not only the wire action, but Matsumoto's hip joints also became numb due to Miyasako.
It was painful and even shame was missing. It became the worst development.
Matsumoto has been hitting Hamada's sharp punches with one head since the combination was formed in 1929.
If he continues to be hit on his head for a long time, what kind of effect will it have on his hip joints?
The first person of aerosol chemistry, Yanagita Rikao, who has recorded hits of more than 3 million copies of the series, calculated it for us.
When Matsumoto is hit on his head by Hamada, he receives about the same amount of energy as when a 100g object falls from 1m height.
Some of it accumulates in his hip joints.
The number of times he is hit is 5 times a week.
It's 52 weeks in one year.
And he is hit 260 times a year.
Since he has 29 years of experience, he has been hit 7,540 times so far.
That means he receives about the same amount of energy as when a 100g object falls from 1m height.
And that's why he is hit so many times.
The number of times a light car falls from 1m height.
And that's why he receives about the same amount of energy as when a 100g object falls from 1m height.
A light car falling from 1m height. It's not a hit, it's an accident.
We searched for various reasons but all are close to holiday, like May and June.
- Mr. Matsumoto, what do you think? - That wire...
That wire was completely in the hip joint.
- The wire was... - No, no, no, no.
But it was ringing at the time.
- It was like a concert. - It was ringing.
Don't even think about it.
Also, Mr. Matsumoto, you get hit 5 times a week.
- 5 times a week is not a reason. - It's not a reason.
Even today, you've been hit about 20 times.
- Mr. Matsumoto, you've been hit about 500 times. - About 500 times.
It's bigger than a light tiger. It's bigger.
- Mr. Matsumoto, what do you think? - It's like "Ninoranger". "Ninoranger".
If it's a shock like "Balancy", human bodies are quite strong.
- I don't think it will be easy. - Still...
- Even in "Balancy" project, there is only one thing I think is dangerous. - What is it?
- It's this. - Oh, I see.
- Still... - What do you think?
- Even in "Balancy" project, there is only one thing I think is dangerous. - Oh, I see.
- It's this. Adult tricycle. - Oh, I see.
- Even if you have short legs, it's still a tricycle. - It's small.
- The posture is very similar to that of a rifle. - That's right.
- Even in "Balancy" project... - Still...
- You have to do your best. - Because you put all of your weight into one of them...
- So you have to be careful. - Yes.
- Finally, in order for you not to injure your hip joints later... - Yes.
- Please follow the preventive three rules. - That's right!
- I won't do it! - That's important!
- First, don't walk! - What?!
- Second, don't crouch! - What?!
- Third, don't move! - What?!
- What is this?! - What are these three rules?!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
Let's move on.
The next topic is...
"My shoes".
"My shoes"? What's that?
There are many kinds of shoes!
I'm not that popular.
First of all, Mr. Hotohara, please.
My shoes
Well, it's been a long time. Since I was a teenager.
When I was thinking about dyeing my hair with oxydole for the first time...
Hey, give me your shoes!
I'm not trying to be mean.
Give me your shoes!
The next topic is "converse".
"Converse", "converse"...
It's a good one.
I think it's a good one.
Well...
I don't know much about shoes.
Converse...
It's a major brand, isn't it?
So...
When I saw it...
My shoes
The next topic is...
"My teeth".
Actually, my teeth are...
My teeth
But the difference is...
My teeth
I know "one star" whose leather is department store brand leather.
Also, "one star" looks good.
"One star" is on a 15 speed dual engine.
The newest one I bought is the silver one.
One star
It didn't use one of the skin colors I had.
There are many collaborations with the limited edition models.
And the one I'm happy about the most is...
bringing my teeth back anyway
Black.
I collaborated with Star Wars.
It's a design similar to Star Wars' characters like Trooper.
You can tell by looking at it, can't you?
Of course you can.
I haven't made much overseas, but it's common to think I'm making it in Japan.
My feet are changing speed
Yes.
My feet are changing speed
Yes.
My feet are changing speed
It's different, though.
My feet are changing speed
When it's up, it's...
What's the word for " monsters " again?
Monsters
USM
It's like a " UMA "
It's like a " unidentified creature "
It's getting slower and slower.
"Yuwasu"...
Yuuma
This is wrong, too!
So, there are a lot of Japanese shoes and sports brands that make shoes like these...
But, for me, my feet are always like "UUUUUU! AAAAAAH!"
However, there's one shoe that solved all of them.
Yuuparasu
"Yuuparasu" solved it!
I don't know.
There's this.
It's kind of sticky.
There's this too.
That's something new balance.
It's not a big deal.
New balance!
It's like everyone's new balance!
It's not like you'll get too far into new balance before you start having problems.
I'm against it, though.
You can't do it like that.
When I was young, it was pretty expensive.
The most expensive 1000 yen or something like that.
I don't mind.
And it's so spacious in here!
Wow!
The depth of it is amazing.
I'll tell you later.
My...
Ha!
I'm already...
You're obsessed with it.
But, you know...
It's already decided.
It's decided.
You're obsessed with it.
It's not like you'll get too far into new balance before you start having problems before you start having problems.
It's a little cheap.
You can only wear white shoes with it.
Wow!
That's true.
It's almost like this.
If you had a new one of this, you'd say, "Give it to me."
You'd say, "Give it to me."
Why is it white?
What could it be?
It's white.
It's easy to get dirty.
It gets dirty easily.
And if you have a new one of this, you'd say, "Give it to me."
You'd say, "Give it to me."
Even if you wash it, it'll come off.
It'll get dirty.
I see.
You can change only the strings, but...
Recently, you can change clothes and it'll be clean right away.
It's like a cloth.
You can do that, too, but you...
That's why.
That's why you say you want a new one of this.
What?
What were you doing?
My...
You always have sneakers in here.
This is different, but...
These are boots.
You have a lot of shoes, don't you?
You have a lot of shoes.
But you hardly have sneakers.
It's like a shoehorn.
Because I was already a writer, I always wore sneakers.
I can't say it anymore.
Do you wear it in summer, too?
In summer, I wear a little more urban style.
Do you have a favorite brand?
I don't have a favorite brand.
I just said it, but my shoes are really ugly.
I wear different shoes all the time.
My shoes are really ugly.
Me, too!
There are a lot of scenes where I take off my shoes during shooting.
I take off my shoes and...
The strings are annoying, but...
I have a low back if it's not a thick sole.
I want to make it a little higher.
There was a good one.
I told you it's this way before it starts!
It's terrible.
It's scary!
This one, too!
Me, too!
It's not complicated.
It's messy.
It's not complicated.
It's not high, but...
There's one thing I don't like about it.
What is it?
This...
I don't like people riding in their pants here.
I've heard of it before.
I've heard of it, too.
It's because of the ferulin that you don't have to step on it.
It's easy to wear.
When I bought it, I cut it with scissors right away.
Your design is one and the same.
Wait a minute. What do you mean "scary"?
This is the original design.
When you wear it, it looks cute with the ferulin.
It's not a ferulin anymore.
You cut it and it goes "susa, susa, susa", right?
If you don't have it, you can melt it with a lighter.
Scary!
You cut it and burn it!
You're getting used to it.
What are you talking about?
You're ignoring the design.
I wear sneakers and other things, but I like this design.
You like this design, too?
I like it.
Mine, too!
I like this design, too.
I like sneakers and other things, but I like this design.
I like this design.
I like red wings.
I like this design, too.
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Isn't it hard to wear it?
- No, it's not like that. - It's not, is it?
- It's pretty thick. - If it's like this, you can just peel it off like this.
- Really? - Don't close it all the way.
If it was me, I'd cut it like this with scissors.
You're a perorian, aren't you?
- If you cut it like that... - Like you just did?
- You're a perorian, aren't you? - I'd cut it like this and leave it here in Peru.
- You're a perorian, aren't you? - You're a perorian, aren't you?
You're a perorian, aren't you?
You're a perorian!
It's the season, you know.
The one you're wearing right now.
What are you talking about?
It's a Crocs.
What?
What are you talking about?
It's a Crocs.
It's a design from last year.
I don't know if it's still on sale.
It feels good on the cushion.
It doesn't sweat.
Even if a young girl wears it, it won't sweat.
It won't sweat!