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Tonight's "Lincoln" is full of spectacular midsummer costumes that break up both top and bottom relationships!
A midsummer day in July that seems to be going to rain.
There were men on a cheerful bus.
Everyone! Thank you for joining us in this midsummer exciting and lively bus tour!
I'm not riding with anyone, you know!
I've been wearing shorts since then.
You're totally wearing shorts!
I don't know who's doing the best job!
So, this time, we're going to talk about...
...this exciting and lively bus tour!
Last time, during a costume competition tour held in midwinter...
...the winner of the game was given a tough costume that was naked in front of him!
I can't see like that!
So, what kind of costumes have been prepared for this time?
Last time it was winter, so it's cold, right?
This time it's dangerous!
It's about 30 degrees Celsius.
But I'm not prepared for this, so I'm going to choose the MC.
It's important to be chosen as the MC, right?
If you're chosen as the MC, you can participate in the costume competition game...
...and you can enjoy sightseeing wearing a cool aloha shirt!
And there's one more thing!
There's also an assistant system for the MC!
You can also get an aloha shirt from the MC and the assistant system by joining the game!
Now, let's decide who will be the first MC!
I'm sorry, but can you confirm one more time?
The seniors and juniors can't be here.
This is the most important thing!
This is definitely the most important thing!
So I'm the first one?
Yes, you're the first one!
There's no up or down relationship!
What the MC says is absolute!
Now that you've confirmed it, it's time for the first draw!
That's enough!
Who is it?
Ah!
It's Shainoi!
Shainoi!
It's Shainoi!
The first MC is Himura!
For a while now, Himura has been struggling!
And now, Himura will choose one assistant!
Who will it be?
Why Himura?
You shouldn't do everything!
Who are you?
You shouldn't do everything!
You guys have a habit of making fun of me!
I'll do it especially for you!
Don't do it for me!
I won't do it!
You hit me here when the camera stopped!
You shouldn't do it in a place like this!
Let's decide who will do it.
Let's do it!
Then...
Can you praise me?
Can you praise me from head to toe?
What do you think?
I think you have a great hairstyle!
I don't have a hair anymore!
Let's do it!
I think Takanohana is doing your hairstyle!
What are you saying?
What is that?
I've been working with you for a long time.
I'm grateful for that.
When you make something, you think "will it be like this?"
But when you make it more interesting, you think "will it be like this?"
And you haven't changed!
Your comments are too long!
You're too much like Himura!
I want to be Himura when I'm reborn!
Are you serious?
I'm not!
You're finished too!
I like Himura's attitude!
You hate people like me, don't you?
I can't admire you!
You have a straight face!
Don't say stupid things!
Go ahead and say it!
What am I supposed to do?
Embrace me!
Are you serious?
Did you see that?
What is this?
Mr. Omakusa, you are too desperate!
You are too desperate!
You idiots!
I will show you my assistant!
Please!
Assistant!
Yes!
Udo!
I did it!
I did it, Mr. Udo!
I didn't know what it meant to be alive,
but I was chosen as Udo's assistant who conveyed his feelings.
Aloha, get on!
Let's make summer's feelings bigger!
Beachball Speed Up Competition!
First of all,
the person who completes the beachball
will be chosen.
Did you get it?
Yes.
I will decide the costumes in that order.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Get ready!
Start!
It won't swell up!
Don't go in!
Hey, Kimura!
What's wrong?
It won't swell up!
It will!
It won't!
Hey, it won't swell up!
Let's try it again!
Try it again!
Let's try it again!
Mr. Himura, put your pants up!
What are you doing?
Mr. Himura, put your pants up!
Hey, staff! Are you mad?
Hey, Mr. Himura!
What are you doing?
Don't put your pants up like this!
What are you doing?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Mr. Himura!
What are you doing?
Isn't it too big for me?
It's too big for me!
The size is...
It can't be like this!
This is my mistake, really.
It is, isn't it?
OK, Hotohara, first place!
Yay!
What's that?
It can't be!
Is it fun?
Yay!
What's wrong with you?
Kind-hearted Himura covers up the staff's mistake and puts Hotohara in first place.
Chitaro, who complained about his behavior, is in third place.
As you can see, the other rankings are...
And the first bus arrives at the first destination.
Now, I'd like to announce the first costume theme!
There is a theme!
The theme of the costume is...
This!
The sporty man!
Yay!
It's not that hot, is it?
Yes, it's not.
It's OK. It's sporty.
Yes.
The members change into sporty costumes according to their rankings.
The sound is refreshing, but...
What kind of costumes are prepared?
Let's start with the first place!
Hotohara, please!
Wow!
It's sporty, isn't it?
It's sporty...
It's sporty and refreshing, but...
It's OK, isn't it?
It's like this!
It's not like this!
Everyone, Hotohara is like this!
It's like this!
I'm embarrassed!
Now, let's move on to the second place!
The second place is Hamada!
Now, Hamada! Come out!
Is it serious?
It's very hot.
It's a good sign.
Hey!
I'm scared!
Hey!
You can't do that!
It's not good, Saku!
It's a good sign!
It's not good. It's terrible.
Seriously?
It's a good sign!
It's hot and I don't think I can do this.
Hey, you two!
Where are your goggles?
Seriously?
Put them on!
I'm wearing them!
Put them on!
That's it!
That's how it is in Ski!
In 4th place...
Mr. Iimura!
It's heavy.
Don't take it off!
It's about 50 kilograms!
It's heavy!
It's like you're carrying a grandma!
In 5th place...
It's Otake!
Otake!
Liger! Liger!
Liger!
That's not possible!
It can't be Liger!
Why aren't you two showing your faces?
What's going on?
What?
It doesn't matter who it is!
Otake!
It's real!
By the way, there's a match tomorrow!
What?
Are you sure?
So don't mess it up!
No, no, no!
Don't mess it up, Kinshi!
You're right, but it smells like gunpowder.
It smells like gunpowder.
Are you sure about this?
The first spot where you can feel their excitement is...
Hurry up!
Oh, we're here.
Wait!
Hurry up!
This is not good.
This is the worst!
You're not good at this!
Myoujin Otoko Sakka is connected to Kanda Myoujin.
Climbing 68 steps is a good exercise for sportsmanship.
Let's do this!
No, no, it's okay.
Let's do this!
It's okay, it's okay.
The power spot is over there.
Thank you!
Let's go!
It's really hard.
I already have power.
It's impossible, isn't it?
The first step to the power spot is...
I can go into the sea even in the middle of winter.
But it's too thick.
I'm in third place, aren't I?
You're in third place!
Isn't it weird?
It's like Myoujin.
Myoujin Otoko is laughing a little.
It's weird.
Like this, they sweat a lot and finally climb all the steps.
We did it!
We did it! Kanda Myoujin!
We did it!
Look, it's wonderful!
Wow, it's nice!
It's nice, isn't it?
This popular power spot, Kanda Myoujin...
...is a perfect shrine for couples and sick heroes.
Everyone, look at this!
Yes!
This!
This is called "chinowa".
Chinowa! By going through this "wa"...
Ouch!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey, you're just stabbing me!
Get down!
I can't help it.
By going through this "wa", you can clean up your sins and dirt.
This "nawa" is called "nasuritsukeru".
Oh!
It has a good meaning.
In front of "chinowa", stand in a line and go through "nawa" three times with "wa" movement.
This is the correct way to go through "chinowa".
OK! Let's do it!
OK! In a line!
In a line!
OK! Let's go!
Let's go!
OK! In a line!
Can't you hit "wa" in school like this?
It's OK!
OK! In a line!
It feels good, doesn't it?
It does!
Right?
Yes! It feels good!
OK! In a line!
OK!
It feels good, doesn't it?
It does!
It feels good, doesn't it?
OK! In a line!
By going through "chinowa", they were able to clean up their sins and dirt.
They enjoyed "sanpaifuru" course and received power from "kanda myoujin".
Laugh!
I don't know what you're laughing about!
Laugh, everyone!
Laugh!
Say "hahaha"!
Laugh, everyone!
Hahahaha!
It's hard to convey.
One of the memories of summer.
Let's move on to the next emcee.
Yes, yes!
The second emcee is...
How is it?
Ohtake-san!
Yes!
Ohtake-san!
The last emcee was Ohtake Rider.
He was chosen as an emcee.
And...
The assistant is decided by Ohtake's will.
Who will be chosen?
Everyone, I'll decide it.
Yes!
I want you to apologize.
Apologize?
There are many things you can apologize for me.
Shh!
Apologize!
Then, Kappa!
Yes, Kappa!
Kappa, you do it!
Yes, Kappa!
I'm sorry, Ohtake-san!
Oh, what's wrong?
Hahahaha!
It's funny!
Hahahaha!
It's funny!
So, what's wrong?
Well...
Ohtake-san said a little thing like...
"It hurts", "It's cold", "It's hot"...
Yes, yes!
He said...
"It's not like that"!
He said like that, but...
I don't think it's like that!
You're a fool!
I'm not a fool!
You're a fool for saying that about me!
I'm not a fool!
That's enough!
Hahahaha!
It's funny!
You're a fool for saying that about me!
It's funny!
Hahahaha!
Alright, then...
Udo!
Yes, yes!
You don't have to apologize anymore!
What? What?
You apologized too much for me!
No, no!
Of course you apologized for me!
You apologized for me for the rest of your life!
Hahahaha!
Then, Shitara!
Well...
When Ohtake-san drinks wine,
I think of...
a girl...
...nearby...
and...
Hahahaha!
Wow!
I've never done anything like this before!
You're a fool!
I'm sorry for saying that!
I can't imagine people in Nakamura...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's not your turn!
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
You're making fun of me like you're making fun of Otaki-san!
Hahahaha!
I'm sorry!
Why do you have such a job with me?
Hahaha!
I'm sorry!
All right!
Hamada!
Yes?
You should have a book.
You should have a book from one to ten.
All right.
You should praise me.
Praise you?
Hahahaha!
It's hard for you to praise me!
Hahahaha!
What's wrong with you?
Hahahaha!
There are a lot of glasses entertainers...
You two look good together.
Glasses entertainers?
Don't say that!
Hahahaha!
Glasses entertainers?
Don't say that!
Hahahaha!
Your hair...
My hair?
Don't say that!
Hahahaha!
No, no, Hamada!
That's enough!
I'm sorry!
From what you did just now...
Please play rock-paper-scissors.
What? Rock-paper-scissors?!
You praised me and said all sorts of things...
When did I apologize?
When did you apologize?!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Look at what you did.
Play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Rock, rock, scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors!
All right!
Then I'll go with hotohara!
I won!
Hotohara, who lost in the first round due to his unique sense of play, has been appointed as an assistant!
Now, everyone!
To decide the costumes for the tourist spots in two places, we will play a game!
Eat up everything with a cool face!
Butt-pulling match!
With a cool face.
Eat up everything.
Ready...
Start!
Looks delicious.
With a cool face.
Who's first?
Me?
Me!
With a cool face.
Yes, which one?
With a cool face.
Which one?
Mimura!
Mimura, you're fourth!
Mimura...
And last but not least...
Hamada!
You're so annoying!
Mimura, what kind of face is that?
What?
What was that cool face you just made?
It's delicious!
Then you...
You're fourth.
Stop it!
You...
Himura, come here!
I'm fifth?
Wow, you're so lucky!
With a cool face and a cool talk,
Himura didn't fall for it and passed the meeting!
And with the members on board,
they arrive at their next destination!
The costumes here are even cooler!
This program is brought to you by Unilever and the sponsors you see here.
What?!
You're kidding me!
What?!
You're so cool!
Alright, everyone, line up right where you can see the camera!
Line up and get in line!
Now, let's talk about the theme.
We are "Working Men"!
Five men are wearing hot and hot clothes with anxiety.
What kind of costumes are prepared for them?
First of all, let's look at the first place, Udo.
Wow, it's big!
Half of it is coming out!
It's small, isn't it?
It's a little small.
Second place, go ahead!
Wow, it's coming out!
What is this?
It's hot!
This is hot!
Wow!
This is tough!
It doesn't let fire through!
I'll get a headache pill for the next move.
Third place, go ahead and look at the third place!
Huh?
Oh!
It was a pain in the ass!
I did a lot of things in a small place with a big guy in his 20s!
Now, let's look at the fourth place.
Fourth place, go ahead!
Wow!
This is terrible!
This is crazy!
It's like a spaceship!
This is terrible!
This is no good!
This is bad!
Huh? What did you say?
Huh?
Your face doesn't look like it!
What are you talking about?
Your face looks like it!
You say that all the time!
It doesn't look like it at all!
It's a cute character!
It's cute!
It's like your ears!
Huh?
Now, let's look at the fifth place!
Fifth place, go ahead!
Wow!
What kind of job is this?
Having transformed into a reliable working man,
Ichidon continues to the next sightseeing spot,
walking along the busy main street.
We've come to a popular special curry udon restaurant that uses nakagawa, curry udon, and sanuki udon noodles.
Let's dig in!
Ama-san, let's start with you.
Ama-chan, you first.
I want to eat it! I want it!
You like cold curry udon, don't you?
Open up!
We'll eat it, too.
How is the udon?
It's good. The flavor is good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's hot and I can't eat it.
It's hot and it's falling down.
What are you doing?
It's falling down.
What is it?
It's falling down.
Everyone, I have a report to make.
This restaurant will close down in 5 days.
What?
This restaurant will close down in 5 days, too.
Really?
This is our last meal.
Really?
Curry udon will close down in 5 days.
We've had our last bite of curry udon.
I'm going to order it.
It's Chitara!
It's Ichibahira!
Our last MC is a top-class celebrity, Chitara!
No matter what happens, they want to be chosen by their assistants.
But who will be saved?
- Hamada! - Yes, sir!
- Let's make them assistants. - What?!
Having Hamada on their side, they don't want to turn against the enemy.
And now, they have formed the Linkern Equal Alliance.
Well, how should we decide?
- You all know "fun" words, right? - Yes, we do.
- Go ahead. - Yes, we do.
Let's make it the most...
...serious...
- You look dissatisfied. - No, no, not at all. I want to do it.
- Well, let's make it the most... - Yes, yes.
- Ready, go! - Yes, sir!
- Lime milk! - It's so good!
- Otosu, you're in first place. - Yes, sir!
- Otohara, you're in first place. - Yes, sir!
- Udo, you wanna go? - Yes, sir!
- Well, let's do it. - Yes, sir!
- Ready... - Go!
- Go ahead and... - Go ahead and...
- Seriously? - Seriously?
Next one, second place...
- You go, Himura. - Yes!
Yes, sir.
Here you go. It's really good!
You're taking it out, aren't you?
Thank you very much!
Even if it's third place.
Yes!
Thank you very much!
He's in the top three now.
I always do it, you know!
Let's start with Otake.
Oh, is that okay?
I'll do it. I'll do it.
Ready...
Start!
Is it dojo play?
Second place...
What?
What is it?
As expected, Fugan and Furihama...
That's right!
Furihama won!
Then, last...
Fumimura-san...
I'll do it!
Ready...
Start!
Fifth place...
You're taking it out, aren't you?
As you can see, the order of "Tenryoku Tanoshingo" is...
Kotohara, who did his best in "Top Buster", is in first place!
Let's review it.
Yes!
Then, the theme of the next costume is...
It's "sexy"!
"Sexy"?
Yes, today's theme is "sexy".
"Sexy"?
Yes, today's theme is "sexy".
Then, first place...
I'm not "dictatorial"...
It's "sexy", isn't it?
Is it "sexy"?
It's "sexy", isn't it?
You're similar to Okubo-san...
It's the trend, isn't it?
From Hosshen to Okubo-san, it's me.
Then, let's go. Second person, please.
Why? Why?
What's wrong with you?
It's not dirty at all.
Then, third person, please.
It's big. It's really big.
It's big!
I'm nervous.
Fourth person, please.
What's wrong with you?
It's the worst.
What?
But it's cool outside.
It's cool.
Then, fifth person, Mimura-san.
Go ahead!
Hey!
Everyone is disguised!
And...
Mimura-san, you look like that.
No, I...
Shadow!
The last one is...
Everyone is dressed cooler than before.
But, after this...
The real hell begins!
"Horror theory", "Until morning, it's correct"
This is...
A debate where eight people lead the correct answer about a certain topic.
What kind of correct answer will be thrown out tonight?
Then, let's go!
"Horror" begins with "a".
"Big musician" is...
Who are you calling "big musician"?
Is it okay for me to say it personally?
Is it okay for you to say it personally?
Isn't it?
It is, isn't it?
I didn't come up with anything but "this", and I don't think there's anything other than "this".
I think "this" is correct.
Then, first of all, I agree with Michael.
Ah, I see, I see.
It only says "Michael", though.
Even if it's not a video, it's "don michael", isn't it?
It's "don michael", isn't it?
Isn't it "tomioka"?
It's not "tomioka", either.
Is it "musician"?
This is...
Eh, you're lying, aren't you?
Eh?!
I didn't come up with anything.
I just got confused!
I'm so confused!
But you gave me a great hint, didn't you?
Is it okay for me to say it personally?
No, but...
Ah, ah, ah!
It's not "musician"!
It's not "band", or "band", or "band", or...
I think...
I think it's "bassouya yumi-san".
"yumi"!
I think it's "bassouya yumi-san".
Is it "yumi-san"?
Is it really "musician"?
Is it "tomioka"?
It is, it is!
I really didn't come up with anything but "this".
It's "matsuyama-chan"!
It's "tomioka"!
It's the three of you!
This is...
This is hard to decide!
Well, there are many choices...
But it's not "don michael"!
It's not "don michael"!
It's not "michael jackson"!
It's "michael jackson"!
Isn't it fine? There are many choices.
On the contrary, it's not right for you...
Shouldn't it be "michael jackson"?
That's right!
Then, it's...
It's "the real thriller" coming up...
[Laughter]
It's Michael Jackson!
"De" to start with, the famous musician...
The correct answer is Michael Jackson!
Let's go!
"De" to start with, the famous Japanese manga...
"De" to start with?
"De"?
There's two of them?
That's right! But the author is different.
Which one?
"De"?
Sotsutsun
Bogo Kotei
Tetsujin
Is it in this book?!
Eh?!
Is there any more?
What's this?
It looks like there is.
Is it in this book?
Let's look in this book.
No, you don't have to look it up. Because I don't know it.
I thought you couldn't explain it.
I don't know the main character and I don't know what manga it is.
No, no, no.
It's a famous work.
A famous work.
But there are many characters from all over the world.
But I don't know if it will become a famous work in the future.
It will go up to the prefecture.
Then it's fine over there, isn't it?
Well, Mr. Tetsuka is like a teacher of Mr. Akatsuka.
Let's say "Tetsuwan Atom"!
"Te" begins with "Japan" in a famous Japanese manga.
The correct answer is "Tetsuwan Atom"
A tour of summer costumes with extreme hardness!
The last tourist spot tour!
This one...
Well, I didn't know much about it because of its appearance...
But you can enjoy skiing even in summer!
Snow Va Mizonoguchi, a small ski resort
No, no, no! It's no good!
By the way, the temperature inside is -3°C.
I'm going to die!
Please don't do it! I'm really going to die!
It's -3°C inside!
Can the men in hanra withstand it?
What are you doing?!
What?!
I don't want it!
I don't like it!
I'm angry!
What are you doing?!
Brother, it's -3°C in the world!
Wow! It's true!
It's amazing! It's amazing!
It's amazing!
It's snowing!
Snowboarding, uh, "Mizono-guchi".
It's "Mizono-guchi", not "Mizono-guchi"!
Uh, "Snowboarding, Mizono-guchi" is a 60 meter deep hole.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Hurry up and do something!
I'm used to it now.
That's fine!
I'm used to it now.
Do you... do you have experience?
No, we don't! We don't!
We don't have any snowboarding experience!
You don't need it, do you?!
Uh, I've been practicing for a year, from a beginner to an Olympic candidate.
Oh, you don't need it! You don't need it!
You don't need it!
But you came all the way here, so...
Yes, yes.
So, listen to me a little more.
You can't even hug a sweater in a warm place.
That's enough!
This situation is bad!
That's enough!
Since we're here, why don't we slide down from up there?
What? What? What are we going to slide down with?
With something like a tube.
A tube?!
Something you can ride up and fall down?
That's right! That's right! It's dangerous!
MC's word is absolute!
The rebellious men stand by at the top without hesitation!
Will they be able to return safely?!
Are you ready?!
Yes!
Then, Mr. Sotohara!
Up there?!
Let's go!
I'm scared! Seriously!
We might fall!
Are you ready?!
Be careful!
Ready...
Go!
Start!
Let's go!
I'm scared!
Stop it!
Let's go!
I'm scared!
Stop it!
I'm scared!
It's pretty fast!
A car entered and miraculously made a straight jump and saw a man.
It was a sexy man.
It's pretty fast!
- Please be careful! - My neck will break!
- Well, then... - Me!
- Be careful! - Oh my god!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
No way! From the start of the course, he overtakes at top speed!
He shows a sexy kiss and finishes!
I'll go next!
Mr. Otake! Mr. Otake!
It's cold when you fall, so be careful!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Ready...
Start!
Huh? Are you going?
I'm going! I'm going!
It's super fast! It's super fast!
Ah! Ah! Ah! It's cold!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
It's super fast!
It went to the tree!
A heavy and light Ootake.
A sudden attack from top speed.
It's a close call!
His chin touched the wall!
It's a shock wave!
What's wrong with you? You're crazy!
Now, next...
Mimura-san!
Hey!
Mimura-san, please be careful!
You...
Ready...
Start!
Take it! Take it!
He's not biting his tongue, is he?
He opened his eyes because he was so scared.
Can you do it without opening your eyes?!
The view is extremely narrow, and Tsukomiyo from the east is on the wall.
Tsukomiyo from the east is on the wall.
I'm scared!
Is he okay?!
He's not biting his tongue, is he?
He's scary! He's coming here!
Kim Tauros is coming!
Ready... Start!
After this, Kim Tauros will go to heaven!
This is weird!
I'm dead.
Kim Tauros was waiting in the middle of the stage with his lower body straight up,
but due to too much impact, his lower body was torn apart!
It was so funny!
Everyone was funny!
You guys were funny!
I was about to die!
How was it today?
No!
Let's go home!
No!
This is the worst!
What is this?
I can't take it anymore!
How do you cut this?
Let's do this, too!
This is crazy!
How do you cut this?
You're kidding me!
I'm not complaining, but you're making me uncomfortable!
What is this life support device?