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Read ahead of VTR! Quiz! Read ahead of yourself! Q & A!
Everyone! This is an exciting quiz!
Read ahead of VTR, create questions and answer them!
This is exciting and not funny at all!
What are you saying? It's not funny!
I've already read ahead of myself!
What? What? What?
I just wanted to say it.
I've never been in such a small studio like this before!
It's not small at all!
It's probably smaller than a TVS!
I've never been in a studio like this!
Let's turn off the TV!
I'm getting lonely again!
The members of the studio will watch
4 members of Vincunz and 4 members of the guests will go on a trip!
They will read ahead of themselves and answer questions about their trip!
Who can read ahead of themselves the most?
The members other than us can't read ahead of themselves!
We can't read ahead of ourselves!
If you say that about everyone of us, it's unfair!
The team that can't read ahead of themselves can't read ahead of themselves, so we let them read ahead of themselves!
When do you want to read ahead of themselves?
We can read ahead of ourselves whenever we want!
Do you want me to read ahead of myself?
Of course you can!
Let's watch the video!
The team that can't read ahead of themselves can't read ahead of themselves!
What will happen?
Let's read ahead of ourselves!
Lincoln Stress Released!
Today's project is a fun tour of three recommended spots for entertainers to release their daily and trivial bokeh and release all the stress they've accumulated.
We've prepared various spots for you.
And of course, we've also prepared a special guest for you.
Oh, it's rare to see you here, Rinkan.
It's this person! Please come in!
Don't say things like that.
It's Tamaki-san!
Everyone has come to see you.
So we're together now?
Together, together.
Yes.
That alone is enough to release stress.
Tamaki-chan, how is it? By the way, is your stress accumulating?
Well, right now, every Friday at 10pm...
What's happening?
I'm born...
It's fun!
That's right! A drama that teaches you the meaning of life...
"Born" is finally the last episode of "Emotion"!
So, before the important last episode...
Since the main character shouldn't accumulate stress...
Please introduce us to this tour!
What are you thinking of doing this Friday?
I'm thinking of spending a fun time with everyone and settling down.
Seriously?!
After this show, you're going to delete everything, right?!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I don't think it's in the memo anymore!
It's really in the memo!
It's really my camera!
It's your real camera?!
That's right!
I'm going to turn off the camera now...
Yes!
Here...
Hamada-san is going to say something after this!
What will it be?!
Hotogara-san is going to say, "Alright, I'm going to take a picture and say 'Hoto-chan'"...
I'm going to hand over the camera!
Ah, you're going to do it!
I wonder if it's there...
Wait a minute, Mimura-san, you look like you're going to do something nasty...
It's already started...
So you're going to do something nasty next?!
If it's Mimura-san, he'll say it...
If you look at it from a different angle, it's a little higher up than when you came in...
Your face...
That's right, that's right!
It's not like that right now!
I see, I see...
Then I'm probably going to say, "Alright, let's get in the car!"
It has nothing to do with the camera!
Alright, let's get in the car!
There are times when you say "alright, let's get in the car!" right?!
There are, there are...
Now, what will happen?
This is actually my camera!
Oh, it's your camera?
Yes, it's mine!
I'll take a lot of photos of you!
I'll take you with me!
Yes!
I'm looking forward to it!
Yes, I am!
Now, shall we go?
Alright, let's get in the car!
Let's get in the car!
Alright, let's get in the car!
I'm going to hit you!
Alright, let's go!
Like this, we go with Maki Horikita!
Comedian's stress relief tour, starts now!
Can you turn up the volume?
Yes!
The humidity is...
Yes, yes!
Can you turn up the volume?
Are you nervous?
I'm not focused on driving right now!
Can you turn up the volume?
Which one is it?
The blue one!
Can you turn it down?
You scared me!
We did it!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
Koto-chan can't do anything!
I'm sorry!
Can you turn up the volume now?
The volume is a little higher now!
How is it on your day off, Maki Horikita?
What do you do on your day off?
I don't go out much!
You don't go out much!
I see...
I sleep a lot!
You sleep a lot!
I sleep a lot!
Why?
How long have you slept?
The longest I've slept is...
24 hours!
Wow!
That's a high level!
Two days!
Wow!
That's a lot!
24 hours!
That's a lot!
Two days!
20 hours!
18...
12...
15 hours!
I don't know!
Udo-san!
Of course I don't know!
There's no such heat in this problem!
We don't know either!
We're just being looked at like that!
How long did you sleep?
When I last slept...
Well...
I was really tired from going abroad...
So I kept sleeping...
Today...
I thought about what time it was...
And it was about 3 days!
That's amazing!
It was perfect!
That's amazing!
It was perfect!
There was a plus one day!
Can I do it again?
Of course you can!
Udo-san!
Be careful!
Udo-san!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
No, it's not like that!
Can I be honest with you?
From the sunset at 3 o'clock...
I've been looking at you like that!
I've been chasing you like that!
The distance doesn't shrink at all!
That's true!
I was chasing you like that!
I thought you were creepy!
I'm happy you like it!
What's your favorite type?
My favorite type is...
I like people who can't make it.
Good-bye, Amaru.
You can make ramen, can't you?
You can make it really well, Amaru.
You can make it really well.
Even if I make it with all my effort, it's not that good.
It's not good at all.
I know, I know.
You can make such delicious ramen.
You can make ramen, too.
People in the world can't make it like this.
It's not easy at all.
By the way, what is your best skill?
This is...
This is a competition dish.
I make it often.
I also make hamburger.
You make hamburger.
That's good.
But seriously, let's say you make hamburger at upper middle level.
Yes, yes.
What do you do when you don't have enough ingredients?
No, no, no.
I can cook.
I won't say anything and won't eat anything.
That's right.
You won't improve.
That's right.
So when you sneakily escape,
I'll leave Natsume here.
What's that?!
Don't say that!
That's why I don't like it when you cook.
I don't like it!
Even though Amano is under a lot of stress,
they have arrived at their first destination!
The first place to release stress is...
Everyone!
Are you hungry?
It's a wide area.
Yes.
Have you heard of it? No, I haven't heard of it.
Is it famous? Yes, it's famous.
It's a very popular Marugame Seimen.
This Marugame Seimen is a popular restaurant where you can eat a cold udon with a strong waist that you just bought in the store.
It's a popular restaurant on a daily basis, so let's eat as much as you want today.
What do you want me to do?
It's because you haven't been here yet.
You want to eat it, don't you?
Choose a size and order it.
And on the udon that comes out...
Topping your favorite ingredients with self- service is this system.
Hamada chose pickled plum soy sauce udon.
What do you top it with to complete Hamada's udon?
Ah, it's here. It's here.
Ah...
Wait a minute. Chikuwa, right? Chikuwa store, right?
Chikuwa store...
Because you're stupid.
Because you're stupid. Chikuwa store...
No, no, no.
Because you're stupid. Chikuwa store is delicious.
Chikuwa store is delicious.
Choose squid.
Squid.
I think there's squid, too.
Squid...
I like squid.
You're stupid.
It doesn't matter at all.
Hamada chose pickled plum soy sauce udon.
What do you top it with to complete Hamada's udon?
Chikuwa store.
I... I... I like pickled plum soy sauce udon, too.
I like pickled plum soy sauce udon, too.
It seems that you can't eat pickled plum soy sauce udon.
It hurts if you chew it.
I don't know.
You're stupid.
It hurts.
- Oh my god! - Wow!
Amazing!
The other members will also choose their favorite toppings.
As you wish, you can choose only what you like.
You don't have to put up with anything and enjoy it.
Your own stress-relieving udon is complete!
Now, eat as much as you like and get rid of all your stress!
From Shihara to Seki...
- Can I sit here? - Yes.
- I'll sit with Kama-san! - I see.
- How do you like it? - It's good, isn't it?
- Can you sit over there, by the window? - Shut up!
- You! - Why?
You left Hamada-san there!
Shut up!
You left Hamada-san there! Shut up!
Really?
This is the victory of Odage we found.
That's right.
Where do you want to sit? Do you want to sit here?
Are you OK?
Here you are.
Shut up!
OK, let's eat.
Four of us can't eat.
What do you want to eat, Hamada-san?
Cold Umen-noodle.
Umen-noodle.
What do you want for topping?
Chikuwa and squid.
Squid.
You're kidding!
You chose the same one from the beginning.
I haven't changed since elementary school.
Hamada-san, you sound like an idiot.
OK, let's eat.
Delicious!
This is a great success.
It's really delicious.
I'll eat by myself.
This is really delicious.
This is a great success.
Yes, OK.
It looks fun.
This is really delicious.
I feel sorry for you.
You failed to joke.
Don't interrupt me.
I feel sorry for you.
Don't interrupt me.
Stress Relief Tour.
In the car heading to the second location...
If you're a member of Lincoln...
You're a type of person.
There are many ways of thinking.
When you say Miyasako, it makes me feel bad.
I'll just say Amano.
I see.
I'll say Amano.
Udo-chan.
Ueno Iso.
I'm really not good at anything.
You're good.
Koto-chan.
If I'm not good at anything, I might not know the name "Hotohara".
You're the only one left.
Amano is impossible.
I really want to be pushed into a corner.
That's right.
But isn't it good to get hit in the head once in a while?
That's right.
Tamada-san.
That's right.
There's this way of thinking.
I was so worried that I thought I might have been pushed into a corner.
See?
It hurts a lot.
I was pushed into a corner and it looked like a clock.
Why did I get pushed into a corner?
Why did I look like a clock?
I might have been pushed into a corner.
The 2nd place is...
No one got it.
We're at the 2nd place.
I think so.
Can you tell me more about it?
This is a batting center.
I've never played baseball.
I don't think I can hit.
But I want to be able to hit.
I want to be able to hit.
This is Maki's first time here.
It's a place where she can release her stress.
It's a batting center.
You can play against professional players here.
You can move your body as much as you want.
And you can release your stress.
Dardish will throw it for you.
Wow!
I'm sure he'll do it.
It's been a while since I've played.
I don't know how to play either.
Do you want to try it?
Maki, look at me.
Why do you look like a clock?
You can do it!
Look!
Oh!
Maki is off to a good start.
And...
It's Maki's first ever throw!
Is it like this?
Yes, like that.
With all your strength!
Yes!
While taking a bath in the hot gaze of the old men, we commemorate the trees that have been dug up.
They stand and talk.
This happens all the time.
Eh? When are you going to shake it?
When are you going to shake it?
Ahhh!
They don't shake it.
There's that too.
"Bow-touch".
Yes, "bow-touch".
I wonder where it came from.
Suddenly, like this...
I pushed a band.
It came in reflexively.
You can definitely do it!
While taking in the hot gaze of the old men, we commemorate the trees that have been dug up.
Here you go.
A stick!
You drank it?
No, no, no!
You drank it?
No, no, no!
You drank it?
No, no, no!
You drank it?
No, no, no!
You drank it?
You have to shake it.
He doesn't know where the ball will come out and doesn't care about his life's first pitch.
Then, here, Mimura, who likes baseball, gives advice on batting.
Alright, I hit it.
"Nice!" "I see."
Why did you hit it like that?
Just one more tip for you.
Just one more tip for me?
Bat! Make it a little shorter!
"Ah!" "Ah!"
Ah!
If you give me just one tip...
Hit it so it cuts through the bat!
Hit it so it cuts?
Yes, that would be unexpectedly difficult to me.
You could try it earlier than you think you would.
Why would you do that?
It's quite serious.
That's serious.
It's not a skill at all.
Just one tip for me.
I think you'd be able to hit it.
I see.
Mental aspect.
Let's go.
One more.
Yes!
Sometimes I get it.
See!
Sometimes I get it.
Yes!
Miyata is amazing!
Yes!
Miyata is amazing!
Is Miyata okay?
He has a mental aspect.
Yes.
As expected.
Mental aspect.
He has a mental aspect.
Mental aspect.
Light! Light! Light!
Wow!
I can't hit it! I can't hit it!
Not to my line of sight! Not to my body!
Nice batting!
How do you like it?
It's fun!
Like this, with a good sweat, she releases her stress.
Naki-chan is also very satisfied with her first batting center.
And last but not least...
This is the last one!
Karaoke!
She's more excited than when she was playing baseball.
You like it, don't you, Amuro-kun?
This program was brought to you by Uniline.
Gion Laboratory, which turns all sounds into letters!
In this laboratory, researchers who are experts in the field of hearing will decide which sounds will be decided.
Here is the first sound we will decide.
Fox. Fox's cry. Have you heard of it?
Yes, we have.
Fox's cry.
Yes, we have.
Fox's cry.
Speaking of foxes, generally speaking, it should be this cry.
Three, two, one!
It's fierce!
Wait, what is this?
If we put this cry into letters...
What kind of cry is this?
It's shocking!
Please go away.
Go away!
What was that?
I was laughing and I wasn't listening!
The shock was too strong!
Let's think about it and listen again!
Please listen carefully.
Yes.
This is weird again.
It's become something you don't feel.
It's something I don't feel either.
Ah, I see.
Fox's cry.
If we put it into letters...
What is this?
It feels good! Like a crocodile!
I want to do that!
How do you express it?
I totally understand how you feel.
Next!
See?
It's not fair!
It's completely different!
Next!
It's not fair!
It's terrible!
There's a judge!
It's not fair!
Fox's cry.
It's like this.
- Aniten? - You say "waa" properly. - A-ni-ten - ten?
- There's a comeback after that. - I see.
Alright, next!
You remembered "uni-ten-ten", didn't you?!
- "Maa"! - Huh?!
- "Maa" completely! - "Maa"!
Me too, but...
- There's none, really! - You've already done it.
- Everyone, please listen to it one more time. - Yes!
- Here, that's the image after "moo". - I see, of course.
- Miyasako-san... - Something's coming, isn't it?
- There's something coming... - Hey!
- "Waa"! - Huh?!
Small people are getting in the way, so he's like "waa", "mmm", and like that!
- Waa! - "Waa"!
- Hey, that's enough!
- That's enough! - Hey, that's enough!
- That's enough! - That's enough!
- Miyasako, best in! - Alright!
That's enough!
- That's enough! - What just happened?
- That's enough! - No, no, he's completely out of it from the start!
With that said, this sentence is...
(HAPPY vibes)
(Happy vibes)
be entering the competition!
Take this!
It's a sound when your cup chicken noodles are cooked in oil!
- Oh... This is one good sound. - Then, let's see it!
- Here you go! - It seems you need water in cup noodles to cook.
What you can hear from the sink is this sound.
Three, two, one!
Oh, it's that one.
Which one?
Even with this, you can't hear this sound.
What is it? Is it the sound of the sink?
Yes, yes, it's the sound of the sink.
"Dara dara dara" is the sound of water dripping.
That's terrible!
That viewer is in danger!
If only you could hear "dara dara dara" now!
It's because of the coronavirus!
That's terrible!
"Dara dara dara" is the sound of water dripping.
Shut up!
How do you express it?
When you cut up a cup of yakisoba, what sound does it make?
Jobo jobo jobo
What's with you?! This has nothing to do with it!
That much? The sound coming from below?!
No, no, no, no!
It's probably there!
No, it's here!
Ah!
You said it earlier!
Amano-san!
I'm sorry!
Amano-san, you confirmed it, didn't you?!
It's there!
Alright, move it!
Oh no...
Da!
Don't make it sound like you're in a bad mood.
Da!
Alright, next!
Don?
Alright, next!
Don?
Oh, you did it!
Don?
Next!
Don?
Oh, you did it!
Don?
Ah, it's dots on top.
Alright, last one!
Use it!
Nan?
What?!
What's with you?!
No, no, no, no!
There's no more Amano-san!
There's nothing more to say here.
Don?
That's true...
I don't know...
I don't know if this is udon.
He's such a great idol!
I'm with you on udon.
Don?
But you know...
Don?
It's like an extra dot-small.
Dot-small?
There's two dots on one strip of seaweed.
Don?
I'll never say small again.
That might be your freedom.
- You're free! - Me and you!
- You and me! - You and me!
- Me and you! - Me and me! - You and me! - You and me! - You and me!
Therefore, this commentary...
has been decided!
Here you are. Our next commentary is...
Chew an apple.
Celebrities like snakesped shine.
On your healthy teeth, you'll chew something like this.
3...2...1...
This sound, if you put it into words...
This is difficult.
Now, write it down. Go ahead!
It's a common picture, but if you put it into words, what will it be like?
It's certainly difficult.
This is difficult.
If you put an apple into words, it's sweet.
Cash.
Please sit down.
Good morning!
Cash.
Cash trendy, isn't it you?
Cash.
Cash, cash...
Otokyan!
Cash.
Cash!
I'm really sorry...
This isn'tomather expression...
Miyasako!
Cash.
He did it! He did it!
Applause! Applause!
Applause!
Now, Mimura!
Ka-ri-ri
You can never say "ri" like that!
Ka-ri-ri
You can never say "ri" like that!
Ka-ri-ri
You can never say "ri" like that!
Ka-ri-ri
Murase Otake!
Sha-ku-ha-ka
This is close!
Can I ask you something?
Sha-ku-ha-ka
Can you not hear "ha"?
Sha-ku-ha-ka
Can you not hear "ha"?
Sha-ku-ha-ka
And so, this script is...
Ni-ke-se!
I forgot!
Go away!
I forgot!
Let's guess in the studio!
I ate about six of them.
The tour with a lot of stress is finally the last karaoke!
Now, the third place.
This is the last one.
The last one.
Yes, karaoke.
How about this?
Do you like it?
Well, Amano is happy, isn't he?
Yes, he is more excited than when we played baseball.
You like it, don't you, Amano?
Let's go into the karaoke room!
Come in, come in, come in!
Come in!
Welcome!
Amano, would you like to sit here?
Come in!
I don't think Amano and Jabu-chan are here.
Let's go get something to drink!
Amano, what do you want?
I'll have oolong tea, please.
Oolong tea! Yes, I got it!
What's that? Beer?
Why am I drinking alcohol?
I...
How is it?
Isn't it too much?
Oh, I see.
But you look like you're about to go crazy, don't you?
Crazy?
You look like you're about to go crazy, don't you?
I got it, too.
Yes.
It's like coffee jelly.
I want to eat it.
It's good.
Even though it's in production, it's just regular beer.
Yes, Otake-san.
Sweet potato with water.
I see.
Even Otake-san next to me can hear you.
Amano, what do you want? Beer?
Why am I drinking alcohol?
I...
Beer.
I got it!
Oolong tea.
Yes.
I want to drink it.
With green tea.
I'll say it.
Oto-chan?
Is it decided?
It seems to be decided.
Oh, is it?
Ah, excuse me. Um... Two oolong teas and green tea...
Cold tea.
One cold tea and, um, one fresh beer and, um, scotch benedict.
Scotch!
Oto-chan!
The old men who like Karaoke with Oto-chan...
After this...
Furthermore...
Comedians' bitter Karaoke competition will begin!
Amano, then sing something at once...
I'm not sure, but...
Maybe...
"Canadeo"...
Then I'll say "Canadeo".
"Canadeo"... Who was it?
Tsukimasa.
Oh...
It's Yutaka Ozaki, isn't it?
Ah, I see.
"Night of Fifteen".
That's right.
It's a love song, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
It's probably a love song.
It's probably a love song, isn't it?
Amano, then sing something at once...
I'm not sure, but...
Maybe...
Well...
I'm sorry if I said too much.
Oto-chan, listen to me.
"Canadeo".
Wow!
You did it!
I'm curious about it.
Is it a little different from "canadeo" we know?
"canadeo" we know?
Is it bad?
"canadeo" we know?
"otate" and "barbecue"
police
"scotch" hotohara's "ohako"
you don't know?
not at all
jasuwa makisu
what?
hotohara-san, "jasuwa makisu" can only be sung by "unjarage"
you don't know?
hotohara-chan, you seem to want to be funny today
yes, yes
kanade
you can't sing "namuse"
namuse
there's no way
next up, "scotch" hotohara sings "ohako"
can we sing "ohako"?
ohako
seriously?
this is...
um... please wait a moment
you don't know?
you're pretending you know
this is "mayaka"
mayaka
you definitely know it
se
what is it?
se
look, look, "se"
mayaka
you know it "se"
you definitely know it "se"
mayaka
you definitely know it "se"
this is amazing
you definitely know it
this is a very helpful opportunity
you know it
you're not good at it at all
It's fun. Everything is fun.
Usually, when I sing this song, the bar is weird.
Should I say "ohako" too?
Please say "ohako" a little.
Here, Mimura will say "ohako" too.
Then, because of Mimura's enthusiasm, Maki will do a big explosion.
Big explosion...
Can I do it?
Yes, yes, go ahead.
Mori Shinichi's...
Wow!
Mori Shinichi's...
That's right.
"Winter's Riviera".
That's why you like Mori Shinichi's impersonation, don't you?
That's right!
Then, I don't know anything about it, so can I just impersonate Mori Shinichi?
Maki's mother's impersonation.
Wow!
What?
And... and... "Summer's Riviera"...
After this, Maki's applause will be loud and clear!
What?
And... and... "Summer's Riviera"...
What?
"Winter's Riviera"...
No, "Winter's Riviera"...
"Winter's Riviera"...
It's a big hit, though.
It's already progressing.
I love you.
That's terrible.
Huh? Who's that?
Like this, the impersonation show for Masakazu Nimura is over for Maki-chan, and it's a very satisfying finish!
Next, it's Hamada's turn to sing, but is he shy? He doesn't try to put his song into words.
So...
Can I request it?
If it's a request...
Should I sing it for you?
That's what you mean, right?
"Grey Jungle", "Bow Wow Tonight"...
That's what you mean, right?
That's what you mean, right?!
If you think about generations...
Isn't it "omurice"?
That's not it!
It's "egg and walnuts"!
"Basque and walnuts"?
"Basque-style egg and walnuts"!
Is there such a song?
I don't know it.
But it's an old song.
It's been a while since I've heard such a song.
Is there such a song?
I've also been thinking about it for a moment.
"Egg and walnuts"?
I've also been thinking about it for a moment.
I want to sing it as well.
I'll request it.
I also said it.
There are times when you don't know it.
If you know it, you can sing it.
He's the type of guy who puts in songs.
"I like this song".
"I like this song too".
"I put it in".
But...
Do you know this song?
How about it?
My generation is crazy about this song.
Your generation?
My generation will cry when they hear this song.
This is the song I hate the most!
What?
Kisho.
It's him! It's him!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Sometimes you wake me up, boo-boo!
Maki-chan, why don't you ask him in person?
After this, Maki Horikita doubted his ears for a moment.
What do you think?
Well, it was a one-of-a-kind luck, wasn't it?
It was a one-of-a-kind luck, wasn't it?
What do you think?
In this way, thanks to Maki-chan's smile,
the daily stress of the old men who have been bullied has been completely resolved.
I see.
Everyone, don't miss the drama!
How was it?
It's just that the other side of the VTR looked like it was fun.
This program is called "Unity Bat".
Now that we've finished closing...
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
It's a good story.
If you dig it up in a weird way, you might get photographed again.
I won't get photographed!
Who do you think was the first person to read it today?
The winner is...
Miyasago-san!
He said "omurice".
The next time we go on location...
Maybe it'll be "kirami-gijigo".
Is it that funny?