AISubs v3.5
One new year's day in Akasaka, TBS.
In the underground parking lot, which was quiet before the storm,
A member of Lincoln, who doesn't know what's going to happen, came.
What's this?
There's not much like this.
What's this?
It's clearly a "read it out loud" thing.
Please?
A memo placed in a blank space.
What is written there?
Good evening, everyone.
How are you spending your day?
Tonight, we've prepared a project to heal your tiredness.
We've prepared a car for each of you,
So you can all drive to wherever you like.
However, there's one thing I want you to promise me.
That is,
When it's midnight,
Please turn on the radio.
It's a little bigger than before.
Udo-chan is in the same class as me.
Udo-chan and Daoto-san...
You're going to make me cry again, probably.
No matter how painful it is for me, I have to make people laugh.
I'm a comedian with a destiny.
This is a project that will make men like me feel better.
At 12 o'clock, when I turned on the radio...
DJ Yamaguchi's "Midnight Linker"!
What is this?
What's going on?
What flowed from there...
Was a few of the main stories of the show...
That DJ Yamaguchi presented...
Smooth.
The members who heard it...
With a calm and gentle face...
That they would never show...
While laughing and downtown...
Tears were flowing in their eyes.
Tonight...
The legendary healing project...
Will be revived overnight!
It's been 3 or 4 years, right?
It's been quite a while, right?
It's been a while since we've been together like this.
It's been 5 years!
It's been 5 years since...
I've been alone in this show for so long!
5 years!
I want you all to live your own lives.
Ah! A place you'll remember?
Something like that.
Ehhh?!
I don't like that either.
When you say "my favorite place"...
It's like...
A bed scene, and it's embarrassing!
While saying their embarrassing complaints...
One by one...
The members get in the car!
It's 12 o'clock on the radio!
A healing project for the first time in 5 years!
In the past 5 years...
Marriages and having children...
The environment has changed...
And how much has the tendency loosened?
With expectations and anxiety in mind...
The parking lot is being sucked in later!
Tonight...
We're going to get out of our daily routine...
And get out of the battlefield of laughter...
And get immersed in a world of loneliness!
Everyone watching on TV...
Let's heal together!
The ultimate cause-and-effect healing project!
Midnight Rinker Radio...
Start!
This is fun!
DJ Yabamichi-san!
While driving in a slightly darker area...
This man, who cried deeply last time...
I'm hungry...
I can't just go home like this, can I?
If I get out of the car and talk about it...
If I get out of the car and say it...
Among the members...
The man who cried the most is...
Marinkan's seniors...
Everyone...
You're all so warm-hearted...
You're all so kind...
You're all so warm-hearted...
Everyone...
Some of you are already crying, aren't you?
At this point...
This man is enjoying this drive from the bottom of his heart...
As the radio starts...
As it approaches...
He was driving in Ginza at night...
What's wrong?
And these 5 years, mysterious man lived mysteriously.
On the other hand, Matsumoto has been going away from the city's hustle and bustle by flying high speed to Chiba.
He is completely numb.
Now, what is the most relaxing and relaxing thing for you?
Damn it! I set the chair wrong!
I set the chair wrong!
Finally, there are only 3 minutes left until midnight when he turns on the radio.
Oh, it's almost midnight.
Oh, I'm looking forward to this radio.
Oh, it's midnight.
Oh, it's almost midnight.
Oh, it's midnight.
Alright!
Tsukemi's radio is about to start!
It's going to be midnight soon!
DJ Maguchi's Midnight Waker!
Here it is! Here it is!
Midnight makes you feel like you're in the middle of the night.
It's nostalgic.
It hasn't started yet!
It's started! DJ Maguchi's Midnight Waker!
The show introduces various episodes.
It's a one-night dream program.
Midnight Waker!
Everyone, it's been a while!
It's been five years.
It's sudden, but you don't have a front glass, do you?
From now on, please polish your heart's window.
Are you drunk?
Everyone who is busy with work every day,
after listening to this radio,
I'm sure you're filled with kind feelings.
In the meantime, please listen to everyone's favorite love song,
DJ Maguchi's Midnight Waker!
It's certainly a good story.
Super! Macchan!
You've become a child and have a kind face!
After all, are children cute?
Rimiyo-san!
Yes?
Recently you haven't been in contact with your wife.
Don't be shy!
You know it well!
Miyasako-san!
Yes?
You say you're afraid of your wife,
but you really love her, don't you?
How do you answer that?
Udo-chan, you and your wife...
Yes?
Are you still in love?
That's right! I love you!
I'm going home!
Also, Amanocchi!
Yes?
Amanocchi can cook and is kind,
so it's only a matter of time before you meet a good person!
You're saying something happy!
Also...
Hot... Hotaru... Hotohara... Hotaru... Hotohara...
I'm sorry.
What's up with you?
Tama-chan!
Yes, yes?
Did you feed the dogs again today?
Of course!
Also, Otake-san... It's getting late, but congratulations on your wedding!
Oh, you're right. It's getting late.
So! Today's first number is Otake-san's wedding celebration and a song present from DJ Yamabuki!
I heard that Otake-san is going to use this song for his wedding song!
Everyone, please listen to it while imagining it!
Kimura Kaera's "Butterfly"!
Oh, "Butterfly"! I like "Butterfly"!
This song is good!
Huh? I thought you were singing, but you're actually singing!
Hahaha!
I definitely thought you weren't going to sing it!
"Butterfly"!
Oh... This will make the bride cry.
"Butterfly" by Kimura Kaera
Now that Otake-san has finished his sentence, let's move on to the first episode.
Are you done, Otake-san?
The first episode will now begin.
This is the story of a wedding planner who has experienced a wonderful wedding banquet.
A wedding planner...
The other day, a wonderful miracle happened at the wedding banquet where I helped out.
That wedding planner seemed to love his father very much.
A step ahead of his father, at the wedding banquet abroad,
when he walked on the barge road with his father,
he happily told him about his happy feelings over and over again.
The simplicity of a father and daughter is amazing.
So, at the wedding banquet, although I usually don't do it,
I thought of giving my father the opportunity to read a letter to the planner.
I asked my father to write down his honest feelings for his beloved daughter.
There were so many things I wanted to tell him, but I was not sure if I could put them all together.
However, he kindly accepted them.
And on the day of the wedding banquet,
I asked my father for a seat and asked him if he had written me a letter.
The first thing my father took out of his chest pocket was a wrinkled piece of paper.
It was a wrinkled letter that remained after he wrote it over and over again and read it again and again.
The wedding banquet was approaching and it was supposed to be time for the bride's letter.
So, before the bride's letter, my father read me a letter.
The moment I found out that my daughter was going to be born, I was so happy, so happy...
When you were young and clumsy,
did you get hurt or did you cry every day?
The letter began with such a love-filled story of memories.
And in it, there is an episode like this...
When you were in elementary school, you were bullied at school, weren't you?
You came home crying every day.
There were times when I scolded you severely for not wanting to go to school.
But after you fell asleep,
regretting that I scolded you severely,
I looked at your face.
No matter what happens, I have to protect her.
No matter what happens, I will be on her side.
That's how close it was.
I could only stroke your sleeping cheek.
The moment this episode came out of my father's mouth,
the bride, as if coughing, covered her face and cried.
Then, as she cried,
when the bride read the letter,
this was written in the letter.
When I was in elementary school, I was bullied at school.
It was painful, painful.
I didn't want to go to school.
When I told my father about it,
he was severely angry.
But,
after a while of me crying in my bed,
my father gently came next to me
and stroked my cheek many times.
His hand was warm.
He was warm and kind. I was relieved and decided to work hard tomorrow as well.
My father must have thought I was sleeping, but I was actually awake every night.
Thank you, Father.
Thank you.
Let's make a family.
Isn't there?
What a nice song.
I really want a family, but...
*sniffle*
And now for the next episode.
From here on out, it's an episode brought to you by our fellow comedians.
The members who have lived under similar circumstances
will shed tears for the comedians' heart-warming episodes.
This is an experience from Bad Boys' Kiyoto-san for Children's Day.
Bad Boys.
Ever since I became independent, I didn't have a mother.
Instead of a mother, my grandmother raised me.
But my grandmother was so cheerful and energetic that I couldn't believe she was disabled.
My grandmother and I loved each other so much that we have always lived together.
In the kitchen, next to me cooking with a knife that my grandmother can't see,
my job is to make sure there's no trash in the pot.
Even now, I remember what happened when I was a child.
It was shortly after I was entrusted with the nursery.
When I was entrusted with the nursery, it was fine because I was with her and she held my hand,
but it was difficult for her to come and pick me up.
So I was always the last one to leave the nursery.
One day, my friend's mother, who we used to play with together, came to pick me up again and again.
In the end, I was alone again.
We decided to play in a small jungle gym.
However, even when it gets dark, my grandmother doesn't come and pick me up.
Even though it's usually time for her to come and pick me up.
I thought my grandmother had abandoned me, and I was filled with anxiety and almost cried.
But I didn't want my teacher to find out, and I kept my mouth shut and held it in.
How much time has passed?
"Hey, Kiyoto-kun! I've come to pick you up!" I heard my teacher's voice.
When I raised my head, my grandmother was there.
I got angry and said, "Why are you so late?!"
When I turned around, I saw a large bump on my grandmother's forehead.
I'm sorry for being late.
I got lost on the road and hit my head against the telephone pole.
My grandmother didn't abandon me, but came all the way to pick me up.
On my way back that day, I held my grandmother's hand even tighter than usual.
Grandmother, please stay alive as long as you can.
Next time, I'll go touch your face when you're bored.
Ah, that's a good one. What a nice story.
Grandma's story is crazy.
Like snow.
I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
Next, an episode of Prosecutor Tamura.
Eight years ago, when I had no work and was at home almost every day,
my five-year-old son said to me,
When you become more interesting and can appear on TV more often, I'll think of a gag and give it to you.
And that was that tea.
At first, I didn't like it at all, but it was an important, important gag that my son gave me, so I kept doing it.
And guess what? Now it's become a historical gag that no one knows about.
What?
Son, thank you.
What's that?
Eh, that's it?
That's it!
Now, we will continue to introduce the episodes we received from the program.
The following is an episode received from regular Matsumoto Kouta.
Regular Matsumoto.
About ten years ago, when we regulars were active in Osaka,
when we were active in Osaka, we didn't have any stories of our regular explorers, and we only received about 5,000 yen a month.
I was sent to the house of Koumoto-san, the mayor of the city.
I went from my family home to Osaka every day.
If I went from my family home to Osaka every day, I couldn't grow up as an entertainer.
He told me to go to my family home. He even gave me his daily allowance.
I was grateful for that, but he also bought me a TV and a video.
When I was free, I watched TV and studied all the time.
When Koumoto-san went to Tokyo and I started living alone in Osaka, about a year later,
the mayor of the city said he would hold his first solo event in Tokyo,
so I grabbed my Shinkansen round-trip ticket and went to Tokyo.
At the time, unlike when I was in Osaka, Koumoto- san didn't have a TV job in Tokyo and was working part- time.
When the event began, there were a lot of people.
After the show and after the show, in the back of the audience,
including me and a dozen other entertainers came to see it.
Koumoto-san, who succeeded in his first solo event in Tokyo, looked very dazzling and shining.
At the end of the event, Koumoto-san said...
He invited all of his juniors who came to see the event to dinner and treated them to a feast.
After dinner, when we invited them to go to Nijika...
That's right! Everyone came all the way, so let's go!
He took everyone to karaoke.
After Koumoto-san's tambourine game,
about three hours after drinking and having fun,
Koumoto-san suddenly called me out and said...
How much do you have today?
When I told him that I only had a return ticket,
Koumoto-san went to the counter in the store and suddenly knelt down and said...
I don't mean to offend you, but I don't have any money right now.
I'm Koumoto, the manager of Yoshimoto Industries, and I'm retired.
I brought my juniors here, but I forgot to bring any money with me.
As an adult, I know this is unusual, but...
Could you let me use this place for a while?
Then, the clerk said...
I understand.
Just for today.
Please use it until morning.
He said that while laughing.
After that, Koumoto-san returned to his room as if nothing had happened,
and immediately picked up the tambourine and livened up the place.
Nii-san!
One day, I want to be a cool comedian like you!
"Nii-san!" "One day, I want to be a cool comedian like you!"
Everyone's here, and I feel tired, but you don't look like you're alone!
That's right, there's something I want to show you!
A big, big reaction!
That's right, there's something I want to show you!
A big, big reaction!
That's right, there's something I want to show you!
I'm happy that the people who love me are happy with me.
It's cool. I want to be that kind of person.
The one who sings, the one who makes you cry.
One person, Matsumoto who hasn't changed his expression at all.
However, after this, a letter sent to the deceased mother of that comedian,
finally changed Matsumoto's expression.
Horror theory! Get it right with your head!
This is a debate where eight people lead the correct answer about a certain topic.
How will the correct answer be drawn tonight?
Next question!
What is a Hollywood star who starts with "g"?
What could this be?
I knew it.
You don't know that at all, well then...
If you think about it in terms of numbers, it might not come up right away.
I see, and after that...
I see!
Huh?
Oh, it's coming up.
If you think about it in terms of numbers, it might not come up right away.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
Udo-chan!
Yes!
Team Charitz.
I see.
Team Charitz.
I see.
You're in such a hurry, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Lia Kako!
Yes, in terms of this...
Jack Nicholson!
I see.
That's good.
Even if you're older...
I don't know your background.
Is that where you're putting it?
There are a lot of girls like that.
Julia Roman!
Oh, me too!
How is this?
What do you think of this? The image of Hollywood, the image of America...
At that time, I was dead.
What? Who?
James Dean.
Oh, I see.
It's Harry Potter.
You're quick.
John Travolta.
John Lennon.
You don't have that many.
But I have about two.
What do you think of it?
You have confidence in it.
Yes, I do.
John Lennon is.
John Travolta is.
Yeah.
I think this is John Travolta.
Maybe John Travolta is.
How many years has he been in Hollywood Stars?
That's the oldest, right?
If you ask the city, I think it's this city.
Maybe.
Maybe it has to do with money.
I don't want to say a word of Japanese.
He was in "The Last of Us."
Which one is it?
I have a good one, too.
No, no, no.
But isn't it this one?
Well, Julia Roberts.
Just now...
To be honest, when I was taken out of there...
I thought I might not win.
I thought so, too.
After all, it was Ibushi's enemy.
That's right.
Julia Roberts!
Yes!
I won!
Hollywood stars starting with "J". The correct answer is Julia Robers.
Next question, please.
What is the Japanese favorite food that starts with "U"?
No... I know already...
Eh? Is there something else?
Eh? Eh? Eh?
There's nothing else, right?
That's right, isn't it? There's quite a few.
- There is... there is, in either case... - Everyone likes it.
Ah! It's everyone, right?
On the other hand, aren't foreigners not good with grilled fish and anything like that?
- Meat, is it? - Aah... I see.
Either way, isn't it?
- Meat and both of those three letters are not redundant... - That's right...
- That's one or the other... - Ha ha ha!
- May I? - Yes.
- Matsumoto san. - I'm fine.
- I'll have udon. - Yes, udon.
- Which one did you choose? - Which one did you choose?
- This one, right? - You don't really have a preference, do you?
- Yes, I don't. - Miyasako.
- This is also dried plums. - Eh?
- Which one did you choose? - Eh?
- Which one? - Which one?
- I also... - I also...
- You don't like it, do you? - Yes, I don't like it.
- But dried plums are only for Japanese, right?
- In that sense, it's only available overseas.
- So, it's okay for people overseas to eat it? - Yes, it's okay for people overseas to eat it.
- But it's a Japanese favorite.
- Also, even Japanese people who love it...
- Do you like dried plums that much?
- I don't like dried plums.
- I want to eat eel. - It's similar to dried plums.
- It's not similar to dried plums.
- It's just a short of berries.
- That's good.
- I don't know anything about dried plums!
- There's also culture of dried plums.
- I don't know anything about dried plums! - I don't know anything about dried plums!
- Yes!
- "u" for Japanese's favorite food.
- The answer is "udon".
- I want to eat something like an egg.
- Okay, let's go! Next question!
- I know this one.
- "a" for female celebrities who are admired by women.
- It's not bad, is it? - Yeah.
- "admire" is a bit... - Yeah.
But I only did one.
- "admire" is not good, is it? - Yeah.
Let's go!
- Udo-chan, you were early. Udo-chan! - Yes!
I've been away from you for quite a while.
- "admire" is... - Ah...
- Hey, hey, hey, stop it! - "admire" is...
- It just happened. - It just happened.
- It's a bit...
- "admire" is...
- Akiyoshi Kumiko.
- Don't laugh! - No, no, no!
- It's not what you think. - It's not like that.
- It's "admire", but...
- You'll be punished for saying that!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Atsuko Asano! - Oh...
- Don't you "admire" her? - That's right...
- And... - Otake...
- Ayase Haruna. - Ah...
- She's young. - She's young.
- Will she be admired? - It's not "admire" at all.
- It's not, right? - I have a feeling about it.
- Amuro Nanami. - Ah, that's a good one!
- Ah, that's it! - Yes.
- I have a feeling about it. - That's a good one.
- Will young people admire her? - I don't think so.
- I'm sorry, but her name... Ayu... - Wow, that's terrible.
- Ayu is... - Amasaki.
- Amasaki is the youngest. - Ayu.
- It starts with "a". - But...
- Ayu is definitely "a". - It wasn't "a", was it?
- Ah, that's tough. - It wasn't "a", was it?
- You're the only one who can say it.
- Who was it? - Well, first of all...
- I have a feeling about Agnes. - Agnes?
- Which one of you has a feeling about Agnes? - Which one of you has a feeling about Agnes?
- Ram and Ikimoto-chan have a feeling about Agnes. - That's everyone's Agnes.
- Everyone has their own Agnes. - Everyone has their own Agnes.
- That's terrible.
- Well, Agnes-chan can have a feeling about her. - What?
- Ram? - Ram can have a feeling about her.
- Wait, what? You're making me crazy.
- But she's a career woman, you know. - Which one of you is a career woman?
- Agnes-chan can have a feeling about Ram. - Ram?
- Ram can have a feeling about Agnes-chan.
- Both of you have different types of Agnes. - Right.
- Well, then... you can have a feeling about Agnes-chan. - A feeling about Agnes-chan?
- Ram? As soon as you said "Ram", you reacted, didn't you?
- No, no, no. This is the truth! - Well, there are many types of Agnes.
- Like, "Asia," for example. - Right, right.
- There are many types of Agnes. - The way of speaking, and the singing too.
- And the staging, too. - This is completely... - Both of you have a feeling about Agnes.
- Ram? - Ram can have a feeling about Agnes.
- No, you don't have a feeling about Agnes. - Both of you young people have a feeling about Agnes.
- Are we just young people here now? - Huh? - Are we just young people here now?
- No, we want to sing about fashion and other stuff, right? - That's right.
It's on TV now.
But really...
- She's wearing high socks. - Which one is it?
With this answer, we can't comment on it.
It's "amuro nanie"!
"Ah!" begins.
A female celebrity who is admired by women.
The answer is "amuro nanie".
Midnight Linkan-lon that heals you at midnight.
Finally, after this, for the first time on TV,
all eight of us are moved by the story of hunting.
And now, the next episode.
This episode is from Kumada Masashi.
Oh, Kumada-kun!
Kumada Masashi's episode...
Now, three years ago on Christmas Eve...
December 24th is the wedding anniversary of me and my wife.
And not only that...
Three years ago on Christmas Eve was also a special day for me and my wife.
It was the first Christmas Eve since our daughter was born,
and it was the first anniversary we spent together as a family.
I'm still zero years old, and I don't know much about Christmas,
but for my daughter, it's the first Christmas ever since she was born,
and I've always wanted to buy her a great present.
But at the time, we didn't have any income, and we couldn't buy any fancy presents.
We went to a toy store and managed to buy a 300-yen toy that you play with in the bath.
I know you want to play with a duck toy, but...
At the toy store, you can buy a very expensive toy, and in some cases, a big present,
and you can see the children happy.
When I saw that, I felt sorry for her, and I felt sorry for my daughter, and suddenly I started to cry.
It's not worth it. It's really not worth it.
Even at 34 years of age, you can only give your daughter such a present.
An actor like you may not be qualified to have a family.
That day, after work, while I was depressed, I bought a 300 yen duck toy and went home.
When I opened the door, my wife hugged my daughter and welcomed me with a smile.
There was a family that welcomed me warmly, as usual.
And from inside, there was a very good smell.
Of course it wasn't luxurious, but my wife put more effort into preparing the party for me.
Our first Christmas together, and our wedding anniversary.
"I'm hungry, so let's hurry up and toast and eat," my wife said.
I came back to my senses and went to eat.
The fried chicken I ate was surprisingly delicious.
My wife and daughter were always smiling during the party.
And finally, I decided to give my daughter a present.
With a feeling of wanting to give up something, I gave my daughter a duck toy.
Of course, she's only zero years old.
I don't know if it's expensive or cheap.
But as a father, I'm so pathetic, so pathetic.
I wonder if my wife saw all of my feelings.
Seina, I'm glad.
Papa bought it for you.
I'm happy.
Then, let's go to the bath together and play with this toy.
My daughter and my wife went into the bath and played with the duck.
My daughter's smile was shining.
I will never forget my daughter's smile and my wife's kindness.
That's nice.
That's really nice of you, really.
You're a good daughter.
You're so kind.
Midnight Olympus!
The following is the last episode.
At the end of the episode, I will introduce a letter that Fujiwara's wife, Haranishi, wrote to her mother, Naoko.
I can't do this anymore...
Welcome home!
You are a very unique person.
If I had one joke, I have two.
Just kidding.
Midnight Olympus!
The following is the last episode.
Lastly, Fujiwara's Mr. Haranishi will introduce a letter he wrote to his deceased mother, Ms. Naoko Naoko.
This can't be happening...
Mr. Haranishi Naoko-san, who has been taking care of us at Lincoln every now and then.
He was a very unique and famous person in Japan.
He was a man worthy of being called "my beloved father-in-law".
For his son's sake, he has taken on various challenges.
This is a letter of gratitude to Ms. Naoko, who has passed away.
It is also a love letter written by his son, Mr. Haranishi.
Ocarina!
When I said I had one joke, he lied and said he had two.
His most famous joke was "Come on, come on, give me some onions," I think.
That's how he got famous for his funny jokes, and we appeared on many shows together.
Now that I think of it, when Fujiwara was important, he was always helped by Ocarina's character.
In late 2008, I received a call from my parents' house in Osaka. It was from my dad.
When I woke up in the morning, my ocarina got cold and wouldn't move. I thought it was probably broken.
Neurosurgery. Sudden malpractice. In an instant, I could feel my blood pulling out of me.
Two days ago, we performed together at an Osaka variety show, so it took me a while to organize my thoughts.
After a while, I felt a great sense of guilt. I should have been nicer to her.
Since when did I meet my mother? It was only when we worked together, wasn't it?
As I went out to various varieties, the hurdles to others rose.
I would say things like "you can do more", "no, you can't" myself,
or I would get irritated when we talked about parent- child manzai.
I would treat it lightly, wouldn't I?
When I think about it, even though I'm an old man who can't leave his parent's school,
it's pathetic for me to always bite my parent's back.
I'm sorry.
But I was really looking forward to appearing on TV, wasn't I?
Especially in "Rincan", I wanted to kiss Otake-san on a date.
I wanted him to put together a special for me.
It was fun.
I got to say a lot of things to my beloved Hamada- san, too.
Come to think of it, I might have seen it from heaven,
but Matsumoto-san came to see me as soon as my mother died.
My mother died early, so I'm happy.
It's already been three seasons, but many celebrities still say that you were an interesting mother.
Every time I feel your greatness.
From now on, you will do your best without biting your nails.
You are the best mother for me and the third Fujiwara.
Please continue to watch over me in heaven.
I don't know where it is, but if I look back, I can see my hometown far away.
It's a bumpy road and a twisted road.
How did you like it?
The wonderful midnight time I spent with you.
The time of farewell is approaching soon.
I can ask you all the time, can't I?
Now, everyone, please listen to one more song at the end.
The song is "The High Rose's" legendary song, "Sunday Morning Dead Man".
Everyone, let's sing and smile at the end of the song!
Will you take me somewhere far away?
You are the one who is closer to Sunday.
For example, all over the world,
You are the one who is closer to Sunday.
Now, I would like to read the messages from the viewers to many Linkers.
I love Linker! I look forward to it every week, so please do your best!
This is a woman in her twenties who supports him.
Thank you!
The last time I saw you on air, you laughed so much you cried on TV for the first time in a long time!
Please do more and more stupid things!
This is a man in his twenties.
Entertainment Big Sports Day is the best!
I'm looking forward to Hama-chan's good manners this year, too!
This is a man in his twenties.
Every week, I look forward to it with elementary school children.
Children also say that Matsumoto-san is their favorite.
This is a married couple in their thirties.
I love Linker members!
I've been depressed for a long time, but I was able to laugh for the first time in a long time.
Please continue to do so!
Linker is a middle-aged star!
Please continue to make us laugh, who have returned from exhaustion!
I remember how young you were, how you stretched out, and even how moved you were!
Please take care of your health and always show us your energetic appearance!
This is a man in his forties.
Thank you!
There are also many other messages that reach the program every week.
Everyone, please continue to convey fun things to the viewers through the program!
Thank you!
Everyone, tonight's guest was...
...T.J. Yamaguchi!
MIDNIGHT LINKER!
Thank you, Yamaguchi-san!
Let's do our best!
Alright!
I was about to cry.
I want people who watch this video to laugh a lot.
There are many parts that are combined with my life, and there are many parts that are combined with my life.
Well...
I'm sick of this. Let's go home. I'll go home and make a story.
Ah...
That was close!
Celebrities write lies about their profiles.
Anyway, they say that liars don't stand a chance.
So, in order to investigate a talent with a suspicious profile,
they stood up!
Please set me free!
Tauru, hurry up and come!
Tauru's not coming at all.
Tauru! You're there, aren't you, Tauru?
Tauru!
Senpai!
Tauru! Tauru!
You're late!
I can't wait for you, so hurry up and come!
Oh, you're Yogi, aren't you?
I see.
Tauru...
What do you mean you can't wait for me?
Tauru!
I can't wait for our conversation in Sanai!
Hurry up and come!
I've prepared something.
Who could it be this time?
Do you want to see it?
It's a girl.
I see.
It's Akina, isn't it?
Yes.
Please take a good look at her special skills.
Special skills?
Wadaiko!
Isn't it strange?
For a woman, wadaiko is her special skill.
It's true.
She doesn't have any character.
I've never heard of it.
That's right.
This star is Minami Akina.
This slender woman doesn't have the image of a rough wadaiko.
Is it really a special skill?
Or is it just a lie to draw people's attention?
It's suspicious, isn't it?
Boss!
Boss, it's big!
Boss!
I woke up!
I'm a doctor.
I'm a medical doctor.
You're Akina!
Yes.
Wadaiko!
Isn't it strange?
I don't think Akina has such special skills!
It's true.
It's true, isn't it?
Tauru, I think...
Yes?
Tauru, I think...
I have to be infected with this sickness forever!
No, I don't know!
It's strange!
If you repeat it...
That's right!
...about 18 times, you might be fine.
Really?
I'm smart in the first place, but I can't see what's ahead of me!
Their characters are solid.
Lies are unforgivable!
There is no shake in their sense of justice!
Is it their profile?
Or even their face?
What are you doing on Fuji TV?
It's like a meeting.
Is it okay for me to go on Fuji TV?
I'll say it, but if you go into the brown area, it's Fuji TV's territory.
Oh, this is...
You won't be able to do it anymore.
If it's like this, it's okay for me to go in, right?
No, but...
The camera is the same, so I think it's dangerous.
Afraid of the police, he posts his profile outside of Fuji TV.
Can I go in?
Takeru, you go in.
I'm responsible for that.
What?
Ah, Kyosuke!
Are you ready?
Ready!
Hey!
Wait!
Come here!
Wait!
We can't go in. Come here!
Come here!
Seriously!
Manager, you can't go in!
Can we go in together? Manager, you can't go in!
It's Fuji TV's territory!
Hurry up and go in.
Go in!
Hurry up and go in!
Hey you!
You're Minami Akina, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
This is your profile, isn't it?
Yes!
Until May 15th, right?
Yes!
Are you lying somewhere?
I'm not lying!
Are you okay with three sizes?
You're okay, right?
Isn't there more?
Ah, there's no more bags.
You're lying!
Why?
Because this game isn't the last one.
Here it is.
It's a special skill.
Special skill? It's true.
Wadaiko.
It's true!
What?
With such thin arms...
That's right!
Then, how long have you been doing this?
I've been doing it for three years in middle school.
I joined the Wadaiko circle.
Wadaiko circle?
Yes.
Is there such a circle?
There was one in school.
Ah, you're the manager?
Yes, I am.
Have you seen her do wadaiko?
Just a little. Just a little?!
You have to take responsibility and write this down!
If you lie, I'll cut you up!
If this is a fake profile, we can't return it to the entertainment world like this.
Therefore...
Senpai, what should we do?
We can't know until we see it, right?
Well...
Well, we'll have you prepare it for us.
Oh! Oh! Dandorin is passing by!
Yes!
What is it?!
What?!
What is this?!
What is it?!
Take a look at this!
Wadaiko will sacrifice himself for you!
What?!
Yes, that's where the dangerous profile deca-truck appeared!
Just what in the world is this?!
Well then...
Door...
Open!
It doesn't matter!
Yuuji, what's with you all of a sudden?
Oh!
Yuuji's wadaiko!
This is an amazing set!
This is also a real wadaiko, so...
What?!
Oh, it's like this.
Yes, yes, we did it like this.
You did it, right?
Oh!
Wadaiko...
Well then...
Actually...
Yes?
Give it a try!
Even though it's in front of a CG TV, it doesn't matter!
Yo!
Yuuji, that's good!
In order to solve the puzzle...
Minami and Akihan, who are following the execution...
Can they prove their innocence with their own arms?!
If you can do it all of a sudden, it's real!
That's right!
What song are you going to do?
What do you think of the wadaiko?
You can say it!
The song called "Hanagatami"...
"Hanagatami", yes!
Yes!
Ah, this one is pretty!
Ah, stop it!
Stop it, stop it!
Ah, stop it!
What song are you going to play?
A song by Hanagata Mint.
Ah, Hanagata Mint! Yes!
Yes!
It's cool.
It's like you're taking it off.
It'll increase by half.
Senpai, can you try it?
Then, Mimura-san, can you...
Yes.
Then, Mimura-san, can you...
Mimura-san, can you...
This is easy.
Whether it's easy or not, Takane challenges!
It's easy for you too, for the profile.
That's right.
Anyone can do it.
It's written "Everyone is a drumstick."
Then, please!
I don't care who did it!
This is absolutely...
...Shirozo Ito!
On the contrary, I saw something good!
It became like this!
No, you!
This is good!
This is more like an adult!
This is Hirono Ito!
Today, I changed my mind for the first time! Really!
This is good!
Just now, I felt a great sympathy!
That's right!
I knew it!
When I was stretching like this, I wanted to hug him from behind!
I knew it!
After this, Mimura will win that famous song!
Why did you hit me?
I didn't hit you!
I didn't mean it like that!
I love you
Your chest is soaked with lies
The sun is setting
Goodbye to the sun