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You're saying it wrong!
No, no, no! I don't know what you're saying!
Tonight's "Rinkan-an" is...
"Too-Dangerous Big Cut" where Miyuchi thinks up the answer!
There's not a single funny guy in Miyuchi!
A series of crazy answers!
I really don't like it!
Furthermore, in this world...
"Shinkai-don" continues!
"Oogiri" is...
A serious battle where comedians test their own laughter skills!
However, in this "Oogiri", comedians have to come up with their own answers!
In other words, comedians have to come up with their own answers, whether they're funny or not!
What kind of answers will come out of comedians and their close relatives?!
Everyone, please wait for it! It's "Miuchi Shopping Street" corner!
Miuchi-nim, you're too serious!
Cut Miuchi out of this world!
Why?!
Cut him out of this world!
You use him! He's coming out of you!
Are you going to use him?!
Of course!
I'm going to give you what Miuchi drew, so look at it carefully and make it your own!
It's like you drew it yourself!
It's like you came up with it yourself!
It's going to turn out interesting!
There are different ways of saying it, right?
There are, right?!
If you don't think about it carefully when you say it, it's going to turn out interesting!
There's not a single funny person in Miuchi!
That's right!
You've become sexy!
It's hard to tell who drew what and who came up with it, so please show it to us!
So you're saying it's Miuchi's idea?
That's right!
This is bad!
The person who drew it is the one who came up with it!
Everyone in the room, please tell us who came up with it!
This is bad!
It's not funny at all!
I hate it!
The members of Miuchi who challenged themselves this time are...
Ani from Matsumoto family is participating!
I'm very confident! I'll do my best! It's amazing!
What is Onii-san, who has the same genes as genius Matsumoto Hitoshi, thinking about?
Chichi is participating from Mimura family!
Kanto's number one reporter Mimura's father, what kind of answer will he give?
If it's written like that, members of the committee will laugh at it.
Furthermore, from Miyasako's family, his wife joins in.
Miyasako, who is a communist, doesn't know about his wife's comedy battle.
From Amano's family, his father joins in.
Will the 74-year-old father be able to understand the problem?
I feel like my son is going to get mad at me. I'm a little nervous.
Furthermore, from Kotohara's family, his wife joins in.
Kotohara's wife, who has been married for seven years and everything is shrouded in mystery, what kind of answer will he give?
From Suzuki's family, his younger brother joins in.
His younger brother, who grew up under one roof with the strongest naturalist, Udo Suzuki, what kind of answer will he give?
From Otake's family, his younger sister joins in.
For the first time on TV, the staff also gets to know about his mysterious sister's abilities for the first time.
With such an unexpected answer, the battle begins!
Udo's brother and Otake's sister.
It's the first time they've come into my job.
It's the first time ever.
I'm glad you're cooperating with us.
Even so, Matsumoto-san, you're older than me, so I'm expecting a lot from you.
That's right.
If it was someone else, I'd be surprised.
My father probably only says "hmmm" right now.
There's also the phrase "hmmm", but does anyone else have anything to say?
Tonight's "Oogiri", asking for a cup of tea instead of a miracle, promises you a big explosion of comedians and their friends!
Laughter is the best way to get in a good mood!
Well then, let's make you laugh a lot!
Friendly Shop's "Hajimari! Hajimari!"
Now, everyone, please focus!
Please put your hands under the futon.
Is there anything in it?
There is!
Is there something in it?
Even the opening greeting!
Music is thinking about it!
As you think about it!
Wow! This is bad!
Please introduce yourself in a funny way.
It's a little twisted!
Yes, please.
It's not funny at all.
Is it okay?
This is...
This is bad!
I'm not saying it, you know.
It's funny.
Defense instinct.
Okay, please say hello.
I'm a woman in the middle of the night like you, so I'm Ick.
Ick! Ick! Ick!
I'm Matsumoto Hitoshi, a man who raises his manifesto with ease.
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow!
I recently got married and have more family.
I have to raise my family, so I'd like to be careful about my health.
Otake!
Good evening, I'm Mimura.
I've loved baseball since I was a kid, and my friends used to call me "Ace".
I wasn't rebellious, and I never troubled my parents.
I think I've grown up well with my identity now.
I'm Mimura Masatoshi.
Wow!
I'm very hurt.
From now on, I'll definitely pay you back someday.
Even now...
I'm thinking about it while lying down.
That's the kind of wife you have, Miyasako Hiroki.
It's a little embarrassing for you too!
Next!
My wife recently went to her favorite Yuzu concert.
During the song "Summer color", we all jump and get excited,
but our jumps are getting lower and lower every year.
We've always said we're young, but it seems like we're not old enough.
"summer color" has become "silver color" and "silver color" now.
I'm Hotohara Thor!
You're good!
Next!
I'm Amono, the only single man in Lincoln.
I'm looking for a bride!
I'm lucky to be the only one left, but I'll tell you a little story here.
That's good! That's good!
That's good!
He's a challenger!
The other day, I took my daughter to the zoo upstairs.
My daughter said, "Take me to the zoo downstairs."
Nice to meet you!
I'm Amano!
The last story!
Ta-da!
My hometown, Yamagata Prefecture, is worth visiting!
My house is also very delicious!
Yamagata Prefecture, Sapporo Island!
I make grilled fish!
It's been a few years since it was sold out, but there may still be a little stock left, so if you want to buy it, you have to buy it as soon as possible!
It looks like udon.
It looks like udon, but it doesn't look like udon.
In this way, Miyuchi also thought of introducing himself.
This calorie is amazing.
I just ate a lot of calories.
It's not mine, but I'm reflecting on it.
Let's move on to the first topic!
Anpanman popular with children!
Everyone, please think of a new character that seems to appear in this Anpanman!
The topic is difficult!
The first topic is "What is the new character that seems to appear in Anpanman?"
Genius comedians who challenge difficult topics even for professional comedians!
What kind of novel answers will come out?
Personally, there are two people, three people, and one person!
I'm amazing!
I'm writing a lot!
I'm very motivated!
I'm terrible!
I'll announce it first!
I'm funny!
I have a lot of topics, so I'll go first.
What is the new character that seems to appear in Anpanman?
Koshi Anpanman.
He's good at English.
He's doing his best.
He's cute.
He's Japanese, isn't he?
He's good at writing, too.
That's enough!
That's too much!
You can do it more and more if you do it like this.
I think...
I was going to put it in the first answer,
but I made a huge mistake.
The new character is...
This one.
Sub Anpanman.
The last one.
I feel sorry for you, Anpanman.
You're lying.
I can win like that!
No, you can't win like that.
I can win like that!
My older brother doesn't fight with his wife, Miyasako.
Mimura-kun!
Yes?
What is the new character?
Yes...
He's...
Kimi-tango-man.
I'm also human.
You are not human.
You are adult.
You are not human.
You are not character also.
You are human, human.
It's just a name tag.
You are human, human.
You are not human.
You are human, human.
!
What should I do?
A new character is...
A good looking detective, Chiyomi-san!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's fine, it's fine. This is fine.
Okay, Matsumoto-san!
Really?
Okay, Anpanman, show us your new character!
No, it's not funny at all!
There's nothing to say!
Show us your new character!
All right, Mr. Basbos!
Are you serious?!
All right, Anpanman, what's your new character?
No, it's not funny at all!
Don't say that, Mr. Basbos!
Say it for yourself! What's your new character?!
Half-Anpanman.
Is there such a situation?
Of course there is!
If you raise it like this...
There's usually a situation like this!
I often see this situation!
All right, Father!
Yes!
What's your new character?!
Yes!
Clip-chan with a bag of bread!
Cute!
All right, Mr. Miyashibo!
Let's raise it!
Me?
There are many!
What's your new character?!
Yes!
Scallop-boy!
Why scallop-boy?!
Scallop-boy!
Scallop-boy is good!
But there are things you can only quit!
Scallop-boy is good!
Scallop-boy!
All right, Mimura!
Yes!
What's your new character?!
Yes!
Cakey-man!
You're getting weaker!
Cakey-man!
I used to think of you as "cakey"!
Cakey-man!
I used to think of you as "cakey"!
All the way!
You're amazing!
Your hands are trembling!
All right, Mr. Matsuo!
I saw this before and it's been cut!
What's your new character?!
Rice-ball-panman!
Wow!
Well, it's just rice, right?!
Panman!
- Nimura! - Yes?
Get me a new character.
Denshaman.
- Denshaman? - Yes! - Denshaman!
- But I'm jealous of this. - I see.
- A new character for Campman? - Anpanman!
I thought about it, but Anpanman is the best!
New character!
I think it's Croissant.
I don't need this!
This is good!
I don't need this!
Otake! Who do you think is the new character for Anpanman?
I think it's Margarine Hera-san.
You have a good sense!
I think it's you.
Otake! Who do you think is the new character?
I think it's Churros-man.
Churros-man?
It's not Churros-man, is it?
Churros-man sounds like a character.
The people who came up with innovative ideas!
Otake's younger sister, Ani Kazukibari's brother, who said "I think it's you," made people laugh!
Next topic!
This is scary.
There are many queues at famous restaurants and brands, but there are also queues you don't know about.
You are now at the end of the queue.
I will ask you "what kind of queue is it?"
Please answer me!
What kind of queue is it?
It's a simple but profound question!
However, here again, genius comedians and their own ideas are exploding!
Now, laughter DNA is coming up!
This is not good!
Who will say it first?
I have confidence!
Please let me say it first!
Can I say it first?
I will say it first, so please answer me!
What kind of queue is it?
It's the opening day of Hii-chan's cafeteria!
I'm sorry, but could you tell me what you mean?
Are you saying that I'm your little brother or something like that?
What kind of queue is it?
It's a queue for you to know!
It's a zebton.
Zebton!
What kind of queue is it?
I don't know!
What kind of queue is it?
It's a queue for you to know!
It's the opposite of Hii-chan!
What kind of queue is it?
It's probably his own order.
What kind of queue is it?
Scallops for sale.
Scallops for sale!
Everyone!
What kind of queue is it?
It's a queue for you to tell me how to lose weight while sleeping.
Everyone!
What kind of queue is it?
It's a sofa that's good for falling asleep on.
Everyone's answers are all good!
Everyone!
What kind of queue is it?
It's a queue for you to see and drink side by side.
What kind of queue is it?
It's a queue for you to see and drink side by side.
Your father hates it, doesn't he?
It's just his opinion.
It's a queue for you to see and drink side by side.
I don't need it anymore.
Amano!
Amano, what kind of queue is it?
It's Miyako Harumi's concert.
It's a queue for you to talk with your father.
Amano, what kind of queue is it?
It's a queue for you to talk with your father.
Kabusei!
Kabusei, your father made you do it!
Otakei!
What kind of queue is it?
It's a strong queue.
I don't think it's a strong queue.
Otakei!
What kind of queue is it?
It's a fierce queue.
Otakei!
What kind of queue is it?
It's a fierce queue.
Do you want to know the answer?
Otakei, what kind of queue is it?
It's a fierce queue.
Is it difficult?
It's a fierce queue.
It's Miyamura's father who denied all of the questions.
As expected of the man who raised Kanto's best Tsukkomi, Ogiri's existence itself made him Tsukkomi.
In the second half of the game, more and more surprising answers will appear!
Hey! What's wrong with you?
Shhh! Discussion! "Until morning, that's the right answer!"
This is a debate where eight people lead the right answer about a certain stage.
What kind of answer will be thrown out tonight?
"Metal Problems"!
"Ma" begins with "What does an elderly person like?"
Only Udo-chan knows about this.
- Ah, elderly people love this! - Ma, this one!
- Elderly people?! - Ma!
- This is a good game. - I want to win.
- There's only one. - But this is weak.
Ah, I don't know!
- Elderly people love this! - Ma!
- Elderly people love this! - Really?!
- This is something I can't refuse! - Eh?!
- Let's go! - Yes.
- Then, otaku! - Yes, you can say "baam" right away.
"Magoteshi"!
- Ah, you're good! - Ah, you're good!
- Ah, "magoteshi"! - "Magoteshi"!
- It came out! - It came out!
- It might be a key point!
- It's kind of lovey-dovey... - Ah!
- I've never heard of "magoteshi" in this corner! - It's really good!
- "Magoteshi"!
- Ah, that's it! - It's good!
- It's kind of lovey-dovey... - Yes.
- It's my second time.
- You like that "lovey-dovey", don't you?
- It's too much!
- I like "manjyu" (dumplings)!
- Ah, I see! - I like "manjyu" (dumplings)!
- I see! - I think you like "manjyu" (dumplings) more and more!
- I think you like "manjyu" (dumplings) more and more!
- But it's not as good as "mago" (grandson)'s!
- "Manjyu" (dumplings) is what "mago" brought me!
- It's important, isn't it?!
- I like it! - I was worried about whether I should wear "kii" or not!
- Ah, it's a different pattern!
- If you weren't careful about it, you could have been "mago" (grandson) as well!
- It's because you have love for him, right, Hamazawa-san? - It's the same thing!
- What else didn't come up? - "Madure" (madurean)
- It's either "madurean" or "maron" every time! - It's either one of them!
- It hasn't come up yet, Hamazawa-san. - Oh, you're right!
- Hamazawa-san, what is it? - "Maren" (maroon)
- What? "Maren"? - "Maren"? That's terrible! "Maren"?
- Hey, you're older than me! Eat "maren"! - "Maren"?
- You like "maren", don't you? - "Maren" and "amanato" don't go well together!
- Answer me! - They don't go well together!
- You're older than me! Eat "maren"! - That's not how you say it!
- How many times are you going to eat "maren"?!
- "Maren" and "amanato" don't go well together! - "Maren" and "amanato" don't go well together!
- There are a lot of "manjuu", but none of them came up! - "Manjuu" and "amanato" don't go well together!
- Is this correct? - Yes!
- "Ma" starts with an aged person's favorite word. The correct answer is "mago".
- Next question!
- "Na" starts with "furyou". What does "furyou" often say?
- "Is this good enough for you?!" - "Anything is fine with me!"
- "Everything is "barabara"!"
- "But if it's "barabara", I'd like to aim for someone like "mago"!"
- "With this line?!"
- "With "furyou", it's "furyou"!"
- Ota-chan! - Yes!
- What are you talking about?!
- "With "furyou", it's "furyou"!"
- No way... - Don't underestimate me...
- I'm not your friend...
- Your love is so...
- Don't say such a thing...
- Even if we say "furyou", that's not true...
- We're not friends...
I'll say it right away.
Why?
I'll say it first.
I only say bad things.
It's a pretty good punch.
It's not bad.
He's doing it too.
Stop it!
It's not bad.
It's pretty good.
It's normal for me too.
What did you say?!
Don't you say that often too?
Hahahaha.
You say it when you're asked that question, right?
Everyone is off topic.
But isn't this what they have in common?
Don't underestimate us.
Starts with "na".
A line that delinquents often say.
The correct answer is "Nameless."
Don't underestimate me!
Alright, let's go. Next question!
"Ba" starts with "i". If you use it now, what's the embarrassing sign?
"Ba"?
Hmm...
I guess it's this one.
Huh? There's a pinpoint?
There's a pinpoint?
Hmm...
I don't know!
It's embarrassing if you say it normally.
Hmm...
But it's also a chance to take a step back.
That's right.
Oto-chan!
Me?
Yes, you.
"Bye-nara".
I was about to say that.
"Bye-nara".
I was about to say that.
I said it at the end, too.
"Bye-nara".
"Nara" is good, isn't it?
"Bye-nara".
You can't say it now.
There was such a thing.
"Bye-nara" is not said.
It's a more popular kanji.
Then, Miyasako?
Me, me, me...
"Bye-bin".
"Bye-bin" is also similar.
I see.
It's like that.
"Bye-bin" is common.
It's often said abroad.
"Bye-bye-kin".
I see.
It's said abroad.
It's also used now.
It's used now.
It's used now, isn't it?
"Bye-bye-ga-sai".
"Bye-bye-ga-sai" is popular.
Oto-chan!
"Bye-bye-rosu".
Pardon?
"Bye-bye-rosu".
"Bye-bye-rosu" isn't such a big problem.
Haven't you said "bye-bye-rosu"?
"Bye-bye-rosu" is...
"Bye-bye-rosu" isn't such a big problem.
"Bye-bye-rosu-san"!
What?
"Bye-bye-rosu-san"!
What?
Do it yourself!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
"Make someone else do it!" said Tezzo-san. "Do it yourself!"
"Do it yourself!" "Do it yourself!"
Do you know what 'doing it yourself' means?
Do it yourself!
That's terrible!
This is terrible.
It really doesn't float.
This is completely a cage.
This is "by nara"
By nara
It starts with "ga".
If you use it now, it's embarrassing.
The correct answer is "by nara".
Use the answer you came up with and challenge yourself.
What kind of answer will come out?
Let's move on to the next topic.
There's more?
Everyone, please hand out the following.
The following?
What is it?
Wow.
Use the towel you are handing out now and wash yourself.
That's it.
The following is "let's fool around in the bathroom's toilet seat".
This is also a difficult question with a high chance of not being able to answer.
A miraculous answer comes down from the studio.
I'll do it!
I'll take it off!
Haruto-chan!
Yes?
Let's fool around in the bathroom's toilet seat!
Messaaaaaaass!
Yes, Matsumoto-san?
This is a little...
Ah, really?!
Let's fool around in the bathroom's toilet seat!
We can't fool around like this!
Like Shige-tan-shaku!
He's wearing it!
- Matsumoto-chan! - Yes?
Then...
There's only one...
Yes?
Let's fool around in the bathroom's toilet seat!
Skytree!
Is it an "oh"?
Yes, Amano!
Let's fool around in the bathroom's toilet seat!
Petsupai Milk!
I thought 71 people thought of it!
Miyasako!
I wanted to make it bigger...
Let's fool around in the bathroom's toilet seat!
What's that?
As expected!
He has the same sense of humor as Miyasako!
Yes, I think we have the same sense of humor too!
Miyasako!
Let's fool around in the bathroom's toilet seat!
G...G...G...G...
Shige-sori!
Yes, Miyasako!
Let's fool around in the bathroom's toilet seat!
Chichai-kasa!
He's doing his best!
Miyasako's doing his best!
Miyasako!
Let's fool around in the bathroom's toilet seat!
Tulip.
Cute!
It's cute.
I can't write an explanation, but it's like that.
That's good. I understand.
Mimura!
Let's fool around in the bathroom's toilet seat!
Gyuro?
I'm sorry, but I don't know.
It's Jouro!
Jouro!
Is this Jouro?
I can't write Jouro.
It's Jouro!
Why is magic like this?
Let's play hide and seek in the toilet!
Inokiyo!
Let's play hide and seek in the toilet!
Bamboo copter!
What is this topic for?
In this topic, Miyasako's wife keeps doing cute little jokes!
As expected, a first-class comedian's wife's comedy skills are also top-notch!
The next topic is...
Sazae-san and Baga-bon are combined to make Sazae- bon, which is a commercial product.
Everyone, too! Add something and something and create a new character!
That is the topic!
Add something and something and think of a new character is the topic!
Even for such reckless topics, a comedian's wife doesn't back down!
She twists the topic with her power and makes a masterpiece!
How long is this hell going to last?
One minute and twenty seconds!
What is this situation?
Let's start with Amano!
The new character is...
Gekko Kyutaro!
He's good!
Is Kyutaro good?
He's good!
He has a young sense of humor!
He just has old jokes!
As Gekko Kyutaro, Gekko Kyutaro!
Gekko Kyutaro!
Amano!
The new character is...
Gekko Kamen and Medama Wager!
Gekko Old Man!
Gekko...
Gekko Gekko Gekko Old Man...
Gekko Old Man...
It's not Gekko Old Man...
It's a character I know...
Generation...
Gekko Old Man...
Father!
Yes!
The new character is...
Me, Hotohara, and grapes...
I see...
Hoto grapes!
Cute, cute...
Cute...
Hoto grapes...
It could be your wife's idea...
Cute, cute...
It could be your favorite...
I like it a lot!
It could be your wife's answer...
Udo-chan!
The new character is...
Udon Bear!
I saw it earlier...
It's there...
Udo-chan...
Lots of that picture comes up...
Udo-chan, you've been eating bread from many places...
Alright, Udo-chan, who's your new character?
Alright, go!
Go!
Udo-chan and...
Sento-kun and...
Undo-kun!
Alright, Udo!
Who's your new character?
I am...
Probably...
Matsumoto-san and...
Matsubokkuri and...
Noppo-san!
I'm sure it's Noppo-san!
Udo-chan!
Alright, Undo!
Yes!
Who's your new character?
I am...
Joe-bar.
That's annoying!
She's been doing that for a while now.
Mimura, what's your new character?
I'll add a cat and a horse...cat and horse...
That's creepy!
It's scary!
What's your new character?
I'll add a pig and a bird...pig and bird...
That's scary!
Mimura, what's your new character?
I'll add a geta and shoes...geta and shoes...
Geta! Geta and shoes!
What's your new character?
I'll add a rabbit and a raccoon...rabbit and raccoon...
You can do it infinitely!
Mimura!
What's your new character?
I'll add an elephant and a bird...elephant and bird...
You can't do it infinitely with this!
Elephant and bird...
Finally, Mimura!
I'll add a snake and a crocodile...snake and crocodile...
You can do it infinitely!
Okay, Miyasako, let's go!
Miyasako, what's your new character?
This must have gotten a little tough, but...
I'll add Flanders' dog and youkai human, Bem...Flanders' Bem...
You don't like it anymore, do you?
Okay, Miyasako!
What's your new character?
I'll add a ghost's gyutaro and an attack number one...ghost number one...
That's good!
Ghost number one is good!
It's easier for you not to have one...
Miyasako! What's your new character?
If you add Gail from "Dokonjo" and Haiji from "Alps" you get "Dokonjo" and "Haiji"
Matsumoto-san!
What did you add? You don't have to say it!
What's your new character?
Panyame
What's your new character?
I don't know... "Leleleno"
Togoma
It's "Togoma" right?
"Togoma" is "Tasshatta"
With this topic, many interesting characters appear!
The artistic sense you feel is such high quality you want to make a T-shirt out of it!
Let's move on to the next topic!
Everyone!
You went to a sushi restaurant!
But!
I won't come here again!
You got angry and left the restaurant!
At the sushi restaurant...
I asked you "Why?"
You're such a bad character!
Why did you get angry?
It's difficult!
It's a sushi restaurant!
The next topic is...
Why did you get angry at a sushi restaurant?
Rather than getting angry at the topic...
Their enthusiasm is the highest!
Don't look away from their amazing talents!
What is this?
Seriously...
Miyasako!
I won't come to a restaurant like this again!
Oh! Why not?!
I wish we didn't have scallops!
I won't come to a restaurant like this again!
Oh! Why not?!
Nemura!
I won't come to a restaurant like this again!
Oh! Why not?!
There were ten cats!
I'm serious! I'm serious!
And those cats are scary!
And their legs are thin!
Take that away! Take it away!
That's funny!
I won't come to a restaurant like this again!
Oh! Why not?!
The old woman was holding it!
Women have high body temperature, so they usually don't hold things.
That's funny!
Women don't hold things!
There's a little bit of poop in there, too!
Can you explain it to me?
Katado!
Yes!
I won't come to a restaurant like this again!
Oh! Why not?!
The rice is soft!
It's not that bad!
I won't come to a restaurant like this again!
It's pretty bad!
It's a hard puncher!
I see!
Hey, Matsumatsu-san!
I won't come to a restaurant like this again!
Oh! Why not?!
The sushi is turning vertically!
Oh! Why not?!
That's funny!
Oh! Why not?!
It's not that bad!
It's pretty bad!
It's hard!
Hey, Udo-chan!
I won't come to a restaurant like this again!
Oh! Why not?!
Because Taisho will come and get my hand instead of making sushi!
Hey, Oton-chan!
I won't come to a restaurant like this again!
Oh! Why not?!
Because the waiter was sunburned and his skin was peeling off!
I won't come!
Hey, Matsumoto-san!
I won't come to a restaurant like this again!
Why not?!
Hey, Matsumoto-san!
I won't come to a restaurant like this again!
Why not?!
Because the people in the restaurant are like businessmen.
Okay, we're done!
How was it, Haruo-san?
It wasn't too bad.
There are good and bad things about it...
But we're all injured.
We're all injured.
Our legs are cramped.
Our thighs are broken.
And with that, today's Music Shop is closed!
See you next week!