AISubs v3.5
Marriage. It is a sacred ritual. A man and woman vow eternal love.
That summer, Otake Kazuki got married.
Then, it must be a grand celebration!
Yes, Otake had a party at USJ, his birthplace.
And tonight...
Otake vowed love.
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Otake Kazuki's wedding party at USJ!
It's ugly! It's ugly!
It's ugly!
Did you kiss?
How many times did you deep kiss each other?
How many times?
Answer me!
How many times did you deep kiss each other?
It was my first time in high school.
It was your second time in high school.
Do you remember 5 years ago?
Yes, I do!
5 years ago!
You played at Universal Studios Japan!
Do you remember?
Yes, of course! I'll never forget it!
This time, we heard that you were going to play.
And we would like to celebrate with you at Universal Studios Japan!
Are you happy?
Thank you very much, but I don't think I need to do it.
I don't want to go to Universal Studios Japan.
Five years ago, in the name of the birthday parade, Otake became exposed.
For Otake, the place where the trauma was engraved is the USJ.
This time, he will celebrate his marriage grandly.
Now, everyone, do you know why we are holding a party like this?
Because it is Universal Studios Japan's 10th anniversary.
It was celebrated on March 31st, but my birthday is also on March 31st.
And this time, I became president of a fan club!
What do you mean president of a fan club?
You don't come that often, do you?
I come here all the time!
I love Universal Studios Japan!
I love it!
But Mr. Hotowara is a greedy barter!
He's a barter!
A few days ago, Miyasako was appointed as president of a fan club by his beloved Universal Studios Japan.
And...
Not only that, Mr. Hotowara is also a secretary!
First of all, Mr. Hotowara, this seal...
Wow!
It's an anniversary seal!
It's been put up before!
I can't believe it!
It says "I'm married now."
It's been put up and many people in the studio have congratulated me.
That's right.
It's a special seal, right?
Yes, this anniversary seal is a magical seal that attracts characters.
It's a fun and long-lasting seal.
And...
Mr. Mimura!
Yes, Mr. Mimura!
For your partner's happiness...
In today's wonderful video...
Mimura!
Five years ago, you said something like that!
I didn't do it!
Mr. Mimura said it!
It's a seal!
It's a disaster!
Why did you take this seal?
It's not a mirror!
Look at me! Look at me!
It's true!
I didn't know how to do it!
What do you think? What do you think?
What do you think?
We will now show you what happened just three days ago!
On the day of that royal wedding that spread all over the world...
It was held at Otake Universal Studio Japan...
It is Otake Wedding's all-time record!
Isn't it a great celebration to lose to Buckingham Palace?!
Otake and Kazuki's wedding anniversary party!
In Universal Studio Japan!
But of course!
It's not like they're just planning to end their wedding anniversary party with a happy party!
Three days earlier, the staff were preparing in the shadows.
Okay, it's Ohtake's wedding anniversary!
Thank you!
Ohtake's wedding anniversary!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
No, no, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
This is what happens when a couple gets married!
Today is the second day of Golden Week.
Will many people celebrate their marriage?
Snoopy!
You came to celebrate!
You did it!
You won!
I met you for the first time.
I'm glad!
I didn't know you were a man!
Next, Woody and Winnie came to celebrate!
Woody and Winnie!
I'm glad!
Congratulations on your marriage!
I didn't say that!
What? What did you say?
What's wrong with Hitomi-chan today?
I'm worried about you!
How do you like it?
I'm grateful!
Characters and many guests come to celebrate their marriage one after another!
They celebrated their marriage so grandly!
But Woody is not happy!
That's right!
Five years ago, Woody still had bad memories in his mind!
He was humiliated in front of thousands of people for his low quality and tough outfit!
However, seeing how low he held himself in the park, something seems strange about Ohtake.
Another daily opponent of Beta, Ohtake is...
Ohtake, do an instant immersion of kung fu!
He gets excited and says out of nowhere, "wish!"
He's starting to lose his vigilance.
Furthermore...
Oh! It's Otake!
Oh! It's Marilyn Monroe!
It's Marilyn Monroe!
Oh! It's Otake!
Oh! It's Marilyn Monroe!
Talk to me, please!
Congratulations!
I knew you'd come.
Congratulations!
Thank you.
Congratulations!
You're very quiet.
Otake-san, listen to me, please!
What?!
Sexy beauty Marilyn Monroe congratulates Otake.
Otake's tension is rising.
Well, Otake-san!
Let's get better every year!
Is there such a thing?!
Actually, we have another happy surprise for you.
It's not like you'll get better easily.
Last time, we were attacked and we were in danger, right?
Do you remember the captain who saved us?
Otake-san will do that job for us.
Oh!
Thank you!
He knows how to do it!
This "good job" is a thrilling attraction where sharks attack you when you go out to sea by boat.
Our only goal is to have you experience the role of captain's assistant, who protects the ship with happy surprises.
You'll be in charge of our lives, so please!
Thank you!
I'll do my best!
I'll do my best for you, too!
Wow!
Thank you!
The members' lives are entrusted to Otake!
It's like a dream that you can never experience normally!
The members board the boat immediately.
Otake, who is the captain's assistant, gets ready for the worst-case scenario and stands in the front row.
Unexpectedly, a high-tension Otake gets on board!
The ship sets sail!
At that moment, Otake's face was filled with anxiety and tension.
Today, we will be your tour guide!
I'm Otake, the captain and captain's assistant!
Wow!
Let's go on a tour together!
Everyone, don't worry!
Otake, the captain's assistant, will protect you with this rifle!
Let's go on a safe tour!
The members try to relax Otake, who is excited about the worst-case scenario.
The captain's movements are getting faster and faster. And...
Otake is also a cow, so he's safe!
Otake, Otake, find the shark!
Otake!
Otake, an assistant who can't do anything just by moving around. But...
Otake!
Otake, who saved everyone, is waiting for...
A commemorative photo shoot in front of a defeated shark!
Otake!
Tuna!
Otake!
Otake's alertness has completely melted away!
In a happy mood, the last USJ they went to was...
Jurassic Park - The Ride!
Jurassic Park - The Ride...
Dinosaurs exploring human nectars on boats...
A very popular attraction!
Of course, even here...
Otake had a special happy surprise prepared for him!
But this time...
It's only Otake-san!
You're alone! You're alone!
No, no, I'm fine!
But...
Being alone on a ride...
It's a little awkward...
So this time...
I've prepared something!
Hitomi-san!
Please!
Hitomi-san!
What?!
Beyond the song?!
If it's a surprise, it has to be a USJ!
Could it be?!
A surprise at Jurassic Park!
Mr. Tommy, please!
Mr. Tommy!
Beyond the song...
What's going on?
I'm sorry!
This is...
This is quite...
This is quite life-threatening!
It's a strange line!
Who is it?!
It's a strange line...
A strange line is...
It's lonely to ride alone...
But it's busy for the wife and Mr. Tommy!
So...
Age and type...
They prepared various "eyes"!
Which eye do you like?
Please choose, Mr. Tommy!
If it was me, I would have chosen it!
It has nothing to do with me!
It's frustrating!
How did you choose it, Suzuka?!
It's a strange line!
It's lonely to ride alone...
You can fall in love with it!
What should I do?!
You're turning red!
I'm not turning red!
You're crying!
I'm not crying!
You're not crying, right?!
You're crying, right?!
You're not crying, right?!
You don't like it red?!
The way you chose it...
Do you love it?!
Same gender, same name!
From the top...
The next is "pick-up".
That's why you chose me!
If you chose me, you would have been taken away.
You are stupid!
I'm ready.
Congratulations.
Well then, you two, have a good trip!
I'm scared. I'm more scared of that than that.
It hurts!
In many ways, it's scary.
Aren't you scared, Tsukasa?
Yes! I love it!
Are you enjoying it?
Wow, it's scary!
We asked Otake how she felt just before.
How do you feel? I don't know what to do.
Thank you, but I don't know what to do.
It's scary, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's scary at the end!
It's pretty intense.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's like dancing with a stranger.
It's scary for a stranger.
It's a long interval.
It's like a fishing bridge effect.
It's like you're in love with a stranger.
Otake and Hitomi don't ask for any help and go up to the ship.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary!
Otake and Hitomi set off on a fun journey just for themselves!
A happy surprise to make Otake and Hitomi alone!
They set off on a fun honeymoon to a world where dragons await!
Is this a roller coaster?
Yes!
This is the worst!
No, no, this is the worst!
Let me introduce you!
An ancient creature is walking on the ground!
Welcome to Jurassic Park!
There's a dragon!
It's scary!
I see!
Look! It's done!
It's big, isn't it?
After that, without saying a word, he touched his glasses for 19 times without saying a word, and without getting excited at all, he reached the climax of the Jurassic Park the Ride.
At the end of the ride, the two of them became friends and screamed their lungs out, and Otake spent the best moment of his life with people.
Thank you very much.
Run!
That was good.
That was good, wasn't it?
How was it, Otake?
I told her, "Run!"
You did, didn't you?
Yes.
What about you, Manato?
I was scared to go back.
Unexpected intuition.
Look down. Look down.
Look down.
No, um...
Look down.
I got on it.
I'm sorry.
Shall we go for the second round?
No, no, it's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.
Otake left special memories for the two of them.
Don't be jealous of Fuji TV's Hitomi and Sanne, okay?
The world of dreams where you can enjoy the feeling of becoming the main character of a movie is celebrating Otake's marriage, but...
A week ago, the members were trying to become the main characters of a movie in different ways.
The 25th Senren Movie Characters!
Man, history is just...
What are you doing?
You're doing 25 of them.
It's heavy.
That kind of masterpiece hasn't come out yet.
Buy ingredients for a budget of 1,000 yen and transform into the characters you admire!
This project will compete for its completeness!
This will be the third round!
But the response is...
Really?
It's amazing.
Who won last time?
Last time it was Udo.
Udo won!
Oh, I see.
You're trying to make it sound like you're doing it.
This is heavy!
If you compare it, if you stand next to the real thing...
Yes, that's right.
If you stand next to Udo and Hiromi Iwasaki comes, it's completely different.
It's completely different.
You did it well.
I know who won, but...
Who was the worst?
It was me and Hamada.
You're worse than me!
Hamada is not even close.
He's original.
I'll never hold a hammock again.
You're like a workaholic.
Seriously?
Please do it seriously.
This is a joke.
The punishment...
It was terrible.
Let's not do it like this.
If it's that terrible...
For example, what kind of punishment is it?
Um...
You'll never take it off again.
You'll never take it off again!
Today's theme is "movie characters".
What kind of transformation will there be?
Today's theme is "movie characters".
I'm sure you have a lot of things in mind.
I'm confident about it.
I'm sure you have a lot of things in mind.
If I were to say it...
I'm pretty good at it.
What?
Didn't you trust me at first?
Matsumoto's favorite movie character is...
"Fantastic Four"'s pirate man, Zassling.
The four men who have been involved in a mysterious space storm realize that their bodies contain special abilities.
In this way, the four men who have become superhumans use their respective powers to fight against the evil spirit Victor.
Among such fantastic four, there is "the sing", who boasts of his toughness and courage.
He may be clumsy, but his heart is kind and reliable.
I've been waiting for a day like this!
Matsumoto transforms into "the sing"!
"the sing"'s biggest feature is its rock-like rough skin.
The top of his head is made of okaki, which is 100 yen per pack.
To make the okaki stick out further to the head, he uses a water pen, which is 100 yen.
The bottom of his pants is made of light blue curtains, which is 100 yen.
The symbol of "fantastic four", the mark of "the sing", is made of a triangle and a ball, which is 100 yen each.
The high-quality transformation of "the sing", which is obsessed with rugged flesh like a rock, is expressed with a cast of 1,000 yen.
It can be said that it is a perfect finish that perfectly reproduces the man with a rough skin.
"fantastic four"!
I've never seen it before!
Protect the peace of the earth with those muscles! Fight! "the sing"!
It's better to look at it in detail.
If you come closer, it smells like soy sauce.
It's full of soy sauce.
I was surprised for the first time.
It's better than looking at it in detail.
Using food is interesting.
I see.
Oysters.
On the contrary, the real thing only looks like oysters.
It doesn't break.
It comes off easily.
Even if it comes off, you put it back together.
It costs more than 1,000 yen.
Miyasako's favorite movie character is...
Bond.
It's an ugly face.
Redditor.
It's scary.
A special rescue team of the United States army landed in a jungle in South America.
But there, they encounter a terrifying cosmic life form that can kill humans with one blow.
Arnold Schwarzenegger-styled Major Schaefer challenges the Predator to a decisive battle.
And the Predator transforms into Miyasako.
A shell-like face and head are reproduced with a basket. One for 100 yen.
A thick and long hair is expressed with a cable tube. One hundred yen.
Black eyes that hang up are reproduced with stem stars. One hundred yen.
A creepy big mouth is expressed with a red sponge and a white straw. Both are one hundred yen.
And an amulet-like suit that covers the Predator's body. Ami-tights are worn over his entire body and reproduced with stone. One hundred yen.
A silver protector on both shoulders is reproduced with aluminum plates. One hundred yen.
The Predator's greatest weapon, his left shoulder's laser beam, is reproduced with slippers. One hundred yen.
A mysterious cosmic life form is beautifully expressed with just one thousand yen.
I definitely don't want to meet you in the jungle. Schwarzenegger is also surprised.
And that battle is repeated.
This is perfect, isn't it?
Predator, what is your purpose? Who are you?
What is that?
What do you think of this?
If you look at it closely, you can see that his hair and mouth are perfect.
If you don't know who the Predator is, you won't know.
He's definitely a little chubby.
I don't know if he'll come out of nowhere and say, "I'm the Predator."
He's bald.
He's a pervert.
Who is Futo's favorite movie character?
Avatar's Jake.
3D video has become a hot topic.
SF adventure countermeasures.
Jake, a former marine, will use his genetically modified body and avatar's body to spy on the natives.
However, as he lives with the natives and learns about the mysteries of nature and accepts himself...
I don't know anything! Run!
Jake becomes suspicious of humans who try to destroy nature.
James Cameron, who makes humans think about how they are related to nature, came up with countermeasures that took him 14 years to come up with.
Udo transformed into Jake!
After this, the shocking Udo Avatar appears!
The avatar's blue skin is reproduced with blue sheets all over his body.
Each costs 100 yen.
The avatar's characteristic long hair is reproduced with black hair ties.
Each costs 100 yen.
The avatar's cat-like ears are reproduced with blue laundry scissors.
Each costs 100 yen.
The avatar's characteristic high and large nose is reproduced by putting in his socks.
Each costs 100 yen.
The avatar's neck decoration is reproduced by putting a tambourine in his neck.
Each costs 100 yen.
The avatar's apron is reproduced by putting in a rachmaninoff mat.
Each costs 100 yen.
The avatar's spear, which is also a weapon of the avatar, is reproduced by putting in a bow.
Each costs 100 yen.
The avatar's detailed tools are also reproduced with just 1,000 yen.
The avatar looks like it's about to jump out of the screen right now!
What is it?
Avatar!
Stop destroying nature for your own convenience!
Avatar!
What do you think of this?
Thank you.
We just watched it in 3D.
The only good thing is that we can watch it from behind.
That's right.
It's different from before.
That's right.
Avatars are seen from various angles.
That's right.
It really looked like this when we took it.
That's right.
When we took it.
When we played it.
Who is your favorite movie character?
Me. Fifth Element.
Mira Jovovich plays Fifth Element's B.B.
The year is New York in 2214.
An S.F. action where former FBI investigator Corben faces an evil anti-life form approaching Earth.
The key to such a story is beautiful girl Li Ru.
Her true identity is a creature with the highest IQ in the universe.
She is the only one who can save Earth.
Ootake transforms into Li Ru.
Li Ru. Li Ru. Li Ru.
Li Ru.
Her characteristic orange hair is reproduced with a handbob for 100 yen each.
Her high nose is represented with a corner guard for 100 yen each.
And Li Ru's symbol, her warm belt is reproduced with a stretch band for 100 yen each.
And Li Ru's knee support is cut and reproduced in real life for 100 yen each.
And Li Ru's white underwear is reproduced in real life for 100 yen each.
Li Ru's naked face is represented with a perfect transformation for only 1,000 yen each.
It is now impossible to distinguish which is real and which is not.
Will such an Ootake challenge that master?
Oh!
It looks like a ball!
Oh!
No, it is not possible, impossible, impossible!
Seriously, it is super scary!
Wow!
Oh!
Save the earth's crisis!
Do your best, Lee!
Wow!
Lee!
This won't do.
This might be pretty bad.
This is bad!
The costume for D.R.U. is 1,000 yen.
1,000 yen?
D.R.U. is 1,000 yen?
I might have chosen D.R.U.
Who would do it for girls?
What do you want girls to do for you?
Who would do it for me?
After this, more and more miraculous transformations appeared.
Oh, in Universal Studio Japan...
At first, Ootake was confused...
But now that the park is full of people, she's in a good mood...
And she's enjoying the attraction.
But she's not going to end it just for fun.
The biggest surprise in the world that surpasses the fear of five years ago that Otake is about to forget has progressed.
But Otake, who doesn't know it, was carried and blown away by Popeye.
What's up? What's up?
I thought your eyes were sexy.
It's not sexy or anything like that.
Matsumoto has been touching his shoulders all the time.
He's been touching his shoulders all the time.
Popeye, goodbye!
How is it? How is it?
Um...
I can't see his chin.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I can't see his chin.
Wherever you go in the park, everything about Universal Studio Japan attracts Otake.
Otake with a big smile and Matsumoto with...
Otake!
I'm not crazy.
And then...
Ouch! Ouch!
He's laughing!
He's making a demonstration!
I've seen him before!
I know him!
I've seen him before, too!
He hasn't been so active in our show lately!
Wait a minute!
He's been active!
What's going on now?
No, no, no!
Even though Take-chan is getting married...
Take-chan, Take-chan!
I can't not come!
I see!
We'd go anywhere for you, Mr. Ohtake!
He's laughing!
Mr. Ohtake is our benefactor!
Our benefactor!
Without your vote, we wouldn't have won the M-1 Grand Prix!
I see!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
He's laughing!
Otake, who made this statement, is an irreplaceable benefactor for Waraimeshi, who dreamed of becoming a champion through a close match.
Miyasako-san, you too.
Which one?
Miyasako-san, you too.
What was it?
Slim club.
You're glaring at me.
No, I said it.
Thank you very much.
I'll go anywhere for you.
The word was "slim club", though.
Slim club is more likely to sell well.
Kujo-san, you too.
You may have forgotten about it, but Otake is a duo that won the dream match.
Thank you very much.
Hey!
It just so happens that...
It's a celebration, isn't it?
What do these entertainers who love Otake rush to celebrate?
The time has come.
Then, please get ready.
Otake, here you are.
You should be there.
Huh?
From now on...
I'll be more serious...
More serious?
I'll be more serious...
I'm busy.
I'll be more serious.
From now on...
The Summer's Otake Family will have their wedding ceremony.
Wedding ceremony?
I'm not going to be scolded like that.
First of all, I'd like to give you some reference on the Sambica.
Reference?
Reference on the Sambica.
He's saying it twice.
I wrote this poem while thinking about the Sambica's reflection.
I'm singing with all my heart, so please listen to me.
So you sing.
Now, the Sambica poem!
It's an original Sambica poem.
It's an original poem.
That's amazing. I'm grateful for that.
Girls are popular.
They meet and break up with various girls.
In the end, girls end up breaking up.
It's an original poem.
Now, it's time for you to make a vow.
Shinroo Otage Kazuki.
Do you swear to love your wife even when you quit your job and become healthy?
Yes, I do.
Of course you do.
I do.
You were too quiet.
Shindo, do you swear to love your wife even when she makes any mistakes?
Do you swear?
I do.
Then, Otake...
Do you swear to love your wife even when she makes any mistakes?
Yes, I do.
Then, Otake...
Do you swear to love your wife even when she is up and smells so bad?
Yes, I do.
Then, Otake...
Even if your eyebrows are messy and your armpits are like sesame salt...
Even if your nose hair is growing out of your eyes...
Even if you get tired of marriage life and sweat a lot...
Even if you scratch your dirty ass and smell your own hand...
Even if your eyes are so tight and your chest and buttocks are so loose...
Even if your teeth are rotten and you have a dirty pig- like face...
Even if you look at me and smile...
Do you swear to love your wife even when she makes any mistakes?
Yes, I do.
I do.
You're so small!
I do!
Right now, Otake is...
Look, there's nothing there!
Everyone, be quiet!
I'm sure of something, is there something there?
I'm not joking!
I like it when you do it properly!
Right now, Otake is...
I have sworn it!
And now...
The groom is leaving!
What?
The groom is leaving?
What will you do?
Oh!
Hundreds of customers made an arch for Otake.
Otake has sworn love with members and many customers.
But the groom, who is watching him...
...was shouting something.
Here, they left the park for a while and went to a party venue nearby.
At the venue...
...many flowers were delivered from all parties that made Otake's marriage come to life.
In addition, a luxurious meal was served at the table.
Now, everyone, to celebrate Otake's marriage...
Yes!
...we would like to hold a party!
Yes!
Now, Otake-san, please hold the glass.
Yes, yes, yes.
You have it, don't you, Otake-san?
Do you have it?
Yes!
Now, Otake-san, congratulations on your marriage!
Congratulations!
He's Otake!
Otake-san..
Could you please say a word of happiness in a comment?
A word of happiness for me.. is it about today?
Yes, it is about your marriage and today!
I've never been asked like this before, so..
I'm so grateful for this!
My voice has always been low today.
Let's eat.
There is a big piece of meat.
There are various concepts.
It's delicious.
This is amazing.
How is the taste of Tohoku-san?
It's delicious.
Is it delicious?
Would you like to try it?
It's big.
It's big, isn't it?
Is it the taste of the dinosaur era?
I wonder if it is.
If it wasn't for you, it would be hell.
To celebrate the wedding of a rich man, they are very satisfied with the luxurious food.
And when they are full...
However...
The last single man, Amanon, approaches Otake's wedding.
Otake-san took a corner called "single aristocrats".
At that time, Otake-san said something like "marriage" and Otake-san took this form of marriage.
At that time, Matsumoto-san, who agreed with that feeling, also got married.
That's right.
I'm kidding!
First of all, Otake's statement, which Amanon can't help but pursue.
How is it? Are you living a tight life?
Take a deep breath before you raise the door.
What do you think of it?
What do you think of it now?
Before you go home, are you leaving with a sigh?
We still live separately now.
We are not living together.
We can't find a house now.
Either one is fine.
It's okay for me to look for a new house this time.
That's good.
I don't want you to bother me like that.
On the contrary, I want you to help me.
When I won the championship...
I know that.
Matsumoto-san, you tried to poop, didn't you?
This time, I'll really do it.
And Otake also said...
Even if you buy a bike, you won't get in trouble, will you?
Even if you buy a bike tomorrow, you won't get in trouble, will you?
With that bike, you don't have to worry about accidents anymore.
You'll definitely get in trouble now, won't you?
Because you're his wife now, right?
That's right.
It seems like Otake-san is making sure he doesn't lose his salary.
And now, he's arguing with Hitomi Nakamura.
Thank you for the full name.
I don't need a full name.
But if you get married...
That's a fantasy.
Why do you want to get married and have a fantasy?
Yume, Yume...
On the contrary, I want to hear it.
I also want to hear it from Hamamatsu-san and Matsumoto-san.
Is it okay for me to hear this?
I've never heard of such a person.
Right now, we're getting our salaries from sweets.
Macarons.
Today, there were quite a lot of macarons. Eight macarons.
Eight macarons.
Definitely eight macarons.
Amano won't stop.
Shinkon Otake's questioning continues.
Do you remember the words for "propose"?
No.
You don't?
If you don't say it, you won't get married, right?
No, but...
What should we do?
Should we propose?
Propose.
What made you say it?
No, it's not like that.
We were eating.
Suddenly...
Should we go?
You've been together for a long time, right?
But you decided to get married.
Your wife must have had a favorite point, right?
Of course.
That's probably it.
Yes.
It's been a long time.
It's different from other people.
Yes.
Can you tell me, everyone?
Everyone?
Which one of you is nervous?
Matsumoto-san, you've never heard of it, right?
Why are you asking me?
I have a lot of children.
I've already decided.
Should we go?
Furthermore...
Otake and Fuse step into their private lives.
You've been together for a long time.
Do you fight often?
We fight all the time.
For example, what do you fight about?
Otake-san, you're so detailed.
I've never told you about it.
What did you say?
Recently, we've been fighting.
I told her to wash the dishes.
She said, "My hands are dry, so I can't wash them."
I can't wash them.
She said, "I can't wash them."
She said, "I want you to help me with the housework."
Then, I washed the dishes and said, "Should I wash my face, too?"
What did you say?
Otake-san washed Fuse's face and said, "Should I wash the dishes, too?"
It's like "Washing is life."
Now that Otake's private life has become clear,
the next topic is...
Actually, today, not only us regulars, but also people who are very close to Otake-san are coming to congratulate us.
Really?
Otake and Yukari's people came to bless us.
First of all, this person. Please come in.
Yes, this is Mr. Watanabe, former partner of Mr. Subbers.
When Subbers were a trio called "shabu-shabu", Mr. Watanabe, who was their partner, brought a present for Otake, who was married.
So, this time, it's a marriage-related story.
You made it for us?
How many members will appear in that setting?
It's for a trio, so three people.
I see. Then, Mr. Watanabe, Mr. Otake, and then Mr. Mimura.
Seriously?
Mimura can't do that.
When Mr. Watanabe revealed the story he made in a previous program, he suffered a serious injury.
This time, it's not only revenge, but also a trio's marriage-related story.
And...
Yes, this is "shabu-shabu"!
Short story "Vow of Love".
Kazuki Shindo.
When you quit, when you're healthy, and when you puke...
Huh? He's writing something.
He's writing something.
Do you vow to love Hitomi as your wife?
I do.
Hitomi Shimpu.
Yes.
When you quit, when you're healthy, and when you're puke...
and when you're slippery...
will you keep loving Kazuki?
I will.
And now...
we'll perform...
the vow!
We won't! We won't! We won't!
We won't!
"Ucchari de Kazuki" wins!
Thank you very much!
But...
How do you like it?
I have no impression of it.
It was a gentle story that conveyed Otake's wish for happiness.
Let's continue.
We received a letter from someone who couldn't come because of unavailability.
Is there a letter?
There is.
Here it is.
A letter for Otake.
The person who sent it is...
Someone who has been around for a very long time...
His wife, Mimura-san.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
It's a letter with three pages.
That's amazing!
What did his wife, Mimura-san, want to convey by writing a letter?
Otake-san, congratulations on your wedding.
What kind of proposal did you make?
In the case of our Masakazu-san, you seem like someone who can be very considerate,
so you said in your room, "Shall we get married?"
Otake-san, where and what did you say?
Now, I will give Otake-san, who has finally obtained happiness, some advice as a senior in marriage life.
First of all, it may be difficult for Otake-san who is shy, but please be kind to your wife once in a while.
In the case of our Masakazu-san...
Don't say it!
You seem like someone who is kind, so you sometimes pat my shoulder.
When I am tired like that, you sometimes make omelet for the children, saying "I will do it for you sometimes."
Otake-san, please learn from Masakazu-san's kindness.
Masakazu-san, you didn't say it!
Second of all, please be generous with your waste.
In the case of our Masakazu-san...
Don't say it!
He buys a lot of One Piece figures.
At first it was only one, but then he started buying about ten of them, and I scolded him in a loud voice for the third time.
Even now, whenever I see the figures he has displayed, I get angry.
Otake-san, please don't waste your money like that and become a husband.
And finally, in order for you not to watch only sexy DVDs, our Masakazu-san...
Don't say it!
You seem like someone who is kind, so you sometimes pat my shoulder.
To be honest, it is difficult for me to pretend like I didn't notice it.
Hitomi-san, I don't want you to feel the same way, so please don't do that.
I have said a lot of things, but in this marriage...
I've been told a lot of things, but congratulations on your wedding this time.
May you be happy for a long time.
From Masakazu's wife, Hiyori.
A heartwarming letter from Mimura's wife.
What!
These people are also ready to celebrate.
Then, please!
A heartwarming letter from Mimura's wife.
Mr. Otage.
How is it?
You don't know me, do you?
No, no, no.
Please remember me well.
It would be difficult if you were rude.
You are taking care of me very much.
But this costume...
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I understand.
Then, this person is...
The president of Akiyama Mecha, who is taking care of Higo.
Yes, congratulations!
Akiyama Mecha...
Please, please, please.
Akiyama Mecha is...
A first-class mecha that cannot be made with things used for fire.
A human cracker and...
A first-class firecracker that amazes the viewer.
In addition, it is a large company that supports variety shows and makes huge yakisoba devices.
Then, Akiyama president, please send a message of congratulations.
The president?
Yes.
The president will personally read it for me?
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry, but your letter is a little stained.
What did you say?
Soy sauce?
Was it soy sauce?
Please.
Mr. Otage.
Congratulations on your marriage.
Yes.
I sincerely hope that your marriage will grow bigger and bigger in the future.
Yes.
Your wife says you are a womanizer, but...
Yes.
I and Akiyama Mecha have been working with you for many years.
Please listen, everyone! Please listen!
This is a bowling ball from the time of nuclear war.
Please don't touch it.
Don't touch it. It's really dangerous.
I'll do it for you, Akiyama Mecha.
It's wonderful.
I'm sorry, president!
Thank you!
Now, Akiyama Mecha will also give Mr. Otage a wonderful gift.
Really?
I'm looking forward to it!
Please, go ahead!
Mr. Otage's loyalty is...
That's right!
Is it possible?
Using everything...
Akiyama Mecha, a large company that can do anything, what is their sincere gift?
Then...
Please open it!
Your wife, Hitomi, is busy with work and can't even touch you.
Akiyama Mecha has gathered all his strength and made Hitomi's ball!
Akiyama Mecha thought that they would be busy and pass each other's lives.
When Ohtake was lonely alone, he tried to heal his heart as much as possible.
He gathered the skills he had trained every day and made Hitomi's ball!
Hitomi's ball has a high sensitivity, so it has various actions.
First of all...
Right chest!
Please rub it.
Rub it!
Please rub it.
No!
Ohtake-san, right?
No!
He said it himself.
If you say no, you say it.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
Lastly, please kiss it on the lips.
I'm scared.
It's okay.
Safety first.
I like you, family.
Her lips are sticking out.
Her sweet and sour eyes are amazing.
Her lips are sticking out.
Not as much as lines coming out of your mouth.
This shouldn't make you lonely.
Please use it wisely.
I like you, family.
A gift for a gourmet meal.
Ohtake is in a good mood after enjoying the party.
Ohtake.
Your time is almost up.
Universal Studios Japan has gathered all resources and prepared a happy surprise for you.
What is it?
The official show schedule...
Yes.
The second part of the program...
That's right.
No way.
Happy Surprise Ohtake Wedding.
It's officially included in the program.
Ohtake-san, you're amazing.
That's right.
There's still time.
What are you doing?
Please change into this.
Hey you!
Isn't it that?
You know it, don't you?
Five years ago, Ohtake was born.
A shameless outfit and an embarrassing show.
The nightmare of being exposed by the public comes back to life.
We've upgraded it even more this time.
We've already done it, so it's okay.
You're Universal Studios Japan's...
That's right.
You programmed it for us?
I didn't come here to watch it.
It's not like that at Universal Studios Japan.
This show has been upgraded even more than before.
It should be like that.
Now, at Universal Studios Japan, in commemoration of the 10th anniversary of its closure, many people are pouring their energy into the show.
Moreover, this day, Golden Weekend, where people flock to the theme park the most, is busy with a large number of customers.
In such a great situation, Ootake stands on this stage!
Ootake immediately goes to change clothes, but...
Actually, there was a serious problem with this show.
Today, it's a little inconvenient, isn't it, Hitomi-san?
Originally...
I wanted you to come, but...
It seems like Universal Studios Japan thought you would come.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
So, in the original show, there are people who play the role of Ohime-sama, but they canceled it right away.
Oh, so there's space left?
It's not enough.
Huh?
So, um...
What should we do?
I'd like someone to play the role of your wife.
But, of course, I think it'd be best if someone closest to you played it.
So, um...
Please change now.
Everyone can play rock-paper-scissors.
No, we don't have much time.
Really?
I don't know what you're talking about!
What should we do?
Hurry up and do it.
Please change now.
I said it.
If you say you don't have much time, you're going to do it?
I want to go in.
And so...
Ohime's wife, Hitomi, became a big problem.
Now, it seems like Otake-san has finished changing.
Please come on stage.
Wow!
Amazing, amazing!
Just as I imagined!
I told you, didn't I, brother?
With a heart like this...
The face is good, isn't it?
A lot of pink hearts suitable for a happy wedding!
The initial "h" of the eyes is engraved in the heart of the chest!
Where does it go?
It's small.
What is this?
This personal water bottle...
I will tell you a very important point later...
I see.
This has been brought to you by the following sponsors.
When you're done changing...
Please!
Hitomi-chan.
She's Hitomi-chan!
Yes, that's right.
But she calls me "Hitomi-chan"...
If you do it like this...
Your boobs will come out like this.
They haven't come out yet.
Don't play with me!
Finally, one good thing came out!
The show's flower pattern is a parade car...
But what about the wedding parade car that the two will ride after this?
Everyone, we have prepared a parade car over here.
It's starting to look like a wedding, everyone!
Wow!
Isn't it amazing?
This is a wedding parade dedicated to you...
It's a super large "otake" car.
The total production cost is 10 million yen.
It's a parade that celebrates the "otake" marriage in everyone's eyes.
Above all, the "otake" smile is dazzling...
It's the best parade car!
This is amazing!
How is it?
This is expensive!
Mimura-san!
This is amazing!
The view is good!
"otake"-san, various events will happen, so please respond to the change of weather.
I can't respond to that!
What was it?
There are quite a few people who are not people who came to see this, but is it okay?
It's okay!
Are you in good shape?
All of you!
I'll call you!
Well, we'll see you in the basement!
Go for it!
I'm nervous!
Go for it!
I'm scared!
"otake"-san!
The 10th anniversary of the US Games has prepared the best wedding parade!
That should be it!
We can't show bad things to the audience who came in large numbers for "golden week"!
For about two weeks, from the evening until midnight, the show has been rehearsing!
All for "otake"'s one-of-a-kind love!
And finally, ten minutes before the wedding parade starts...
What kind of show will it be?!
1,000-yen movie characters!
Transform into movie characters within 1,000 yen!
The rest will be left in this world!
"otohara"'s favorite movie characters are...
Steven Spielberg's most successful work, "george"!
A 8-meter-long giant shark suddenly appears on a desolate beach in eastern America!
The creepy theme song that overcomes everyone's fear of sharks suddenly became world-famous!
Motohara transforms into that "giant" shark!
The white belly of the giant shark is reproduced with a bathtub.
In addition, he opens two holes and shows his nose. One hundred yen!
The head is stopped in the form of a basketball and a ball. Each is reproduced for one hundred yen!
The separated eyes are reproduced with a watch. Each is one hundred yen!
The biggest feature of the giant shark is its mouth. It is reproduced with a red plastic basket. One hundred yen!
And the sharp teeth that bite anything are expressed by cutting a white hose. One hundred yen!
The body part from the back to the head is reproduced with a gray raincoat. And the arm is bent at right angles to express the pectoral fin. One hundred yen!
In addition, the dorsal fin is reproduced with a book bag. This is also one hundred yen!
The transformation of "giant" that was thought impossible is expressed for nine hundred yen!
The world's scariest "giant" shark is completed!
"giant", I won't let you do what you like anymore!
This is terrible!
I mean, anyone would say that you are good at this!
No, that's not it...
A giant should say that.
He should say that. That's where you are right!
You are a child who is in good shape with relatives around!
You are a kid who is in good shape with relatives around!
No, no, no, no, no...
This is not the case.
Elderly, please look at us!
This is not the case.
I'll just put the trash bin next to me without leaking.
Can you get me a sofa, a sofa?
I want you to get it and throw it to me.
The movie character that Amano loves is...
The Marshmallow Man from "Ghostbusters".
He is a man who runs "Ghostbusters", a company that carries a machine that rescues ghosts and deals with ghosts, and struggles every day.
In the midst of all of this, evil root cause "zool" appears.
The city of New York becomes full of ghosts.
And, like a chase, a huge Marshmallow Man appears.
Its overwhelming presence left a strong impact on people's brains.
To such a Marshmallow Man, Amano transforms!
Amano's Marshmallow-like face is reproduced with a white swimsuit face.
Amano's smiley face is expressed with his mouth.
Amano's cute eyes are expressed with a bicycle bell.
Amano's diagonal sailor hat is reproduced with a white ball.
Amano's sailor suit collar is expressed with a blue clear file.
And, Amano's biggest feature, Amano's round body, is expressed with a drain hose wrapped around Amano's whole body.
Amano spends too much money on a drain hose, but with just 1,000 yen, Amano looks cuter than a Marshmallow Man.
Amano, Amano!
Marshmallow Man isn't such a crybaby, Amado!
I'm not such a crybaby!
This is...
What is this?
It's a manuscript.
It's embarrassing.
It's my signature.
You were drinking, weren't you?
I don't usually drink like that.
You were drinking Zampa, weren't you?
I didn't know that!
Mimura's favorite Bumblebee character is...
What are you doing?
Isn't it too close?
Steven Spielberg's masterpiece, E.T.
An emotional story about friendship between E.T. and a boy and an alien left behind on Earth.
E.T. is home!
I did it!
E.T. grabbed Mimura's heart with his adorable character.
I ate chocolate.
Its existence became a popular masterpiece that shines brilliantly in movies.
Like that E.T., Rimura transforms!
E.T.'s distinctive face is displayed in a basket and costs 100 yen.
E.T.'s round eyes are a half-cut baseball ball and a super ball, both of which cost 100 yen.
E.T.'s whole body is covered in stockings to express E.T.'s distinctive skin.
E.T.'s belly is cut round to make it look more realistic and costs 100 yen.
E.T.'s long fingers are reproduced with duct tape and pencils and each cost 100 yen.
When E.T. turns off the lights...
E.T.'s little finger tips shine brightly.
E.T.'s attention to detail is shown and costs 800 yen in total.
E.T., let's go home.
It was a love-hate relationship that seemed to be more popular than the main series.
I don't want it anymore.
Even if we return to our hometown planet, we will always be friends, E.T.
This is really similar!
When I put on the towel, I thought, "Wow, it's really similar!"
This is red!
The only thing I can praise about it is that it's 200 yen cheaper.
That's right! It's 800 yen, and I don't know where to add it.
Hamada's favorite movie character is...
I know! I know!
Johnny Depp's Caesar Hands' Edward.
Edward, who has scissors in his hands, is a lonely artificial human being who lives alone.
I like this! I like this!
However, when he began to demonstrate his genius ability of controlling scissors,
he became popular all over the city.
Oh, E.T., you're a genius, too!
Then, he falls in love with a girl.
Put down your weapons!
I'm telling you again! Put down your weapons!
The painful and sad reality of human society was waiting for him.
Edward, who is completely silent like Johnny Depp,
invited refreshing laughter and sad tears.
Hamada transformed into Edward.
After this, he appeared in "Hammer Hands" once again.
"Hammer" transformed into "Edward" from "Scissorhands" once again.
His impressive messy room is expressed with a hair band and black straw, each of which costs 100 yen.
On his face, he wears knee guards and expresses Edward's pale skin, which costs 100 yen.
The black clothes he wears on his whole body are reproduced with a swivel, which also costs 100 yen.
And the hand made of scissors, which is his biggest feature, is reproduced with a knife in his hand, which also costs 100 yen.
His lower body without weapons is unfinished, but it only costs 1,000 yen to transform.
Even Johnny Depp would say it's the best finish.
Don't lose to human society, kind Edward!
Don't worry about it anymore!
It's like when a child gets drunk.
That's right! Because he's a movie star!
Don't say that!
He'll run away to human society.
That's right! Because he's a movie star!
Matsumoto "the sing" who put persimmon on his whole body.
Miyasako "predator" with mesh tights on his whole body.
Wood "avatar" who was particular about children.
Stylish "otake" review.
Hot Jaws of "hitokuizama".
Cute "amanomashima roman".
"kokkorionaka" of "minuraet".
"hammerhands" who are shy about their true self.
That's all for 8 movie characters.
Who's the winner?
Maybe Matsuno-san.
And also for using food for the first time.
Can I have 2 million yen?
Why!?
2 million yen!?
It's 2 million yen.
The winner of 8 movie characters is...
Matsumoto of "the sing".
And the winner is...
What should we do?
It's "amano", isn't it?
Is there any punishment?
This time...
Let's go with "amano".
"amano"!?
It's "amano", isn't it?
We can't do it!
You can't eat "amano" for half a year.
"amano"!?
It's a little hard.
The biggest and best wedding party in 10 years of "usj".
Usually, the stage is colored by...
Everyone's favorite cute characters.
In this place where people and peaceful show are held...
This guy will ride in.
I'm grateful for "usj", but...
I don't have to do it.
I don't know what I want the most.
It's not my wedding.
I, Hitomi Nakamura...
I will do my best.
Mr. Hito...
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Finally, 10 minutes before the parade started...
The venue was full of people who were waiting for cute characters.
As expected, "usj" is blessed with good weather.
That's right.
This is amazing.
I want to bless "otake" with his wedding.
Is everyone waiting for "otake"?
Of course!
Thank you!
We'll move fast!
Nervous lead vocalist...
And "otake" has finally moved!
I'll say it again...
This guy...
Has come to this place!
Parade standby is complete!
And...
Welcome, everyone!
Now, we are one of the members of Universal SatoJapan's family!
A party to celebrate our one and only happy wedding is about to begin!
Welcome, everyone!
Now, we are one of the members of Universal SatoJapan's family!
A party to celebrate our one and only happy wedding is about to begin!
And...
Now, we are one of the members of Universal SatoJapan's family!
A party to celebrate our one and only happy wedding is about to begin!
And...
Now, we are one of the members of Universal SatoJapan's family!
A party to celebrate our one and only happy wedding is about to begin!
And...
I'll remember it for the rest of my life.
That's amazing.
I don't think there's anything like it.
My heart is burning.
My nose is running.
If you really cook it, I'll break your nose.
No, no, no.
I'll break your jaw.
I'll break your mouth.
I don't need you anymore.
Happy New Year!
That's amazing.
It's a mess of tens of thousands of people.
It's better than what we cooked.
That's right.
It's better than what we cooked.
Why?
Why is it like this?
I'm having fun.
Why is it like this?
I'm having fun.
Why is it like this?
It's a mess of tens of thousands of people.
Why is it like this?
The more surprised the audience is, the more they rush to the stage.
This is the show's main block.
What is it?
Wow, a lot of people came out.
Everyone's eyes are open.
Let's have fun until the end!
Be careful not to appear on TV.
Mr. Yabimura said something weird.
Hey, hey.
Be careful.
This is dangerous.
Sing.
Oh, my heart.
Look, look, he's making bread.
Bread, bread, bread.
Well, I have no choice but to do what I'm told to do.
You look happy.
Everyone, get out of my way!
(Laughing)
Ootake and Hitomi's love overflows and permeates the audience.
The venue is enveloped in love.
And...
Even so, Ootake, Hitomi, congratulations on your wedding!
Cheers!
Look, look, look.
Wow, I can't help but clap.
I want to go home!
What's wrong?
(Laughing)
You're drunk as hell!
Hitomi's crush has put eternal sleep medicine in it.
I'm going to mess up this wedding!
You're...
That Hitomi is...
Hey, Hitomi!
Hitomi can't stand up right now!
Hitomi's face...
Hitomi's eyes...
Hitomi's eyes are about to fall out!
(Laughing)
Hitomi's eyes are about to fall out!
What?!
Wow!
Here you go.
Now, Ohtake's wedding is over!
Get out of my way!
Let's go!
Ohtake!
Words of love to save everyone!
Maybe you didn't know, but...
Ohtake was born in a country of love...
A hero of love!
Ohtake's words of love...
Have the power to wake everyone up!
Ohtake!
Say "I love you" to my eyes!
Shout "I love you" as much as you can!
I love you!
Ah! The fairies are back!
Finally!
The miracle hasn't stopped yet!
It was such a powerful medicine!
It's no good!
I can't drink it!
Ohtake!
There is a miracle water bottle...
Hanging from your waist.
Don't you know it?
This is a miracle water bottle!
Ohtake!
It's a magic medicine that helps you sleep!
A long time ago...
It's a water bottle called "megali aphrodite" that flowed from your eyes.
Give that water bottle...
To your eyes...
And make them drink it!
No, no, no...
That's...
It's not your eyes!
No, no, no...
He woke up!
Finally!
He woke up!
Ohtake is a hero of love!
Ohtake is...
A hero of love!
With Ohtake's love...
He came back to life.
Finally, the stage is moved to the grand finale!
Ohtake and Hitomi...
The importance of love...
And...
They taught me the greatness of love!
Thank you!
Finally...
In front of everyone...
Let's make a promise of eternal love...
While kissing!
Don't kiss me!
It's a promise of love!
I love you!
To this unexpected sudden development!
Ootake showed us a certain love for Hitomi.
Shy Ootake's love for Hitomi was as much of a love expression as possible.
The royal wedding that was blessed all over the world was no less impressive.
Ootake-san, you have been in good health for many years.
Congratulations!
Hitomi-san and Suenaga-kun are happy!
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