AISubs v3.5
Lincoln members...
Aripacino...
From this spring...
Aripacino will be used for salt-free kingdom.
Salt-free kingdom?
What's that?
Instead of Aripacino...
Yes, who is it?
The new manager of this world...
Chitarrantino...
What are you talking about?
Why do you all look like Hollywood stars?
What? It's that time of the year.
In this tight time of the year...
A very popular project...
The members are desperate to win every game...
But...
The new manager...
Chitarrantino...
Hamada, come here for a second!
What?
Why?
What's going on?
The history of the game world is changing!
Chitarrantino...
The World of 100 Seconds
I've seen "The World of 100 Seconds" a few times.
Yes, yes. Thank you.
You guys are sloppy.
No, no, no!
You guys think it's cool to be sloppy, don't you?
No, no, no!
Some young people say that, too.
I'll tell you what it's like, but it's a big mistake.
I want to see people in the world do their best.
No, we're not doing it.
I said we're not doing it.
It's not a long story.
It's a little long.
It's not a long story.
Okay, okay, I got it.
Okay, okay.
I'm going now.
Is it okay?
This time, we're going to call some of our guests who are our role models.
Really? Guests?
Our guests are...
these guys!
- Did you see that, guys? - Stalantino!
- Yes?
- What? - Your barter is making you fat.
- Barter... - One more.
- What I'm saying is, we've gathered people who work hard.
- No way! - It's not about barter.
- It's about barter. - You've been waiting for a long time.
- No, no... - You've been waiting for a long time, haven't you?
- It's your job! It's your job! - No, no...
- No, no...
- Please work hard today. - Yes!
- Work hard! - Work hard!
The owner, Stalantino, will challenge a game he came up with...
"100 Seconds of World"!
This time, Stalantino will choose two guests from his own team...
and challenge the game with a total of ten people!
The time limit is 100 seconds for ten people!
Tonight, under the pressure of the approaching 100 seconds...
we will make you dance!
"100 Seconds of World", version Stalantino!
- This time... - Yes?
- Well, ten people have cleared the 100-second game. - Yes.
- But... - This is amazing.
- What is it? - I'll give you this.
- What is it? - What is it?
- A free pass for all of you. - What?
- A free pass? - A free pass? - What is it?
- This free pass... - Yes?
- At any time... - Yes?
...Lincoln's film will be canceled.
- What? - What is it? - What is it?
- And...
- Even more... - What is it? - And...
- The galleries will be closed. - What?!
- The YouTube tickets. - YouTube tickets?
- What is that? - What is it?
- That makes me happy. - Really? - If I'm allowed to have it...
it's a little difficult for me. I'll just cancel it.
- If you get it out, you can rest. - Really?!
- And, guests...
- Yes? - Yes?
This ticket is for you, too.
If you give me this ticket when I get it, you can always get out of Linker.
You want it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I'll use it! I'll use it!
By the way, Mimura!
Yes!
Have you bought anything recently?
Bought something?
Huh? What is it?
I haven't bought anything in particular, but...
I heard you bought a super high performance monitor last time.
Huh?
Did you buy it?
No...
I don't remember, but...
Didn't you buy something like a gravure picture...
Ah!
I bought it!
You bought it!
What did you look at?
Gravure pictures and...
Huh?!
Did you buy a gravure picture?!
Listen to me, Hara-san!
In the end, the magazine was too strict, and I saw how strict it was.
It wasn't strict at all, so how about this area?
How about this area?
You sound like an idiot.
You really sound like an idiot.
Unlike Aripacino this time, I'm going to hold everyone's secret information.
If you're being sloppy, I'm going to say it.
What?!
I'm going to hold everyone's secret information.
Secrets?!
Secrets are dangerous!
Secrets are dangerous?!
If you say something like that in Citarantino...
I've said it before.
You don't have to say it.
Everyone, are you okay? Can you fight?
I can't fight without my gloves.
Okay, let's go.
The first game...
I'd like to announce the guests who will participate.
Yes!
Kimura!
Okay, let's go.
The first game is...
This one!
Blow up balloon! Bang! Bang!
10 balloons will be blown up one by one.
You can blow up as many as you like.
If you blow up, you have to change to the next person.
If all of you blow up in 100 seconds, you win!
Okay, you guys, step forward.
Don't move!
Okay, okay.
It's windy, isn't it?
What should we do with the order?
You guys can decide the order.
Is that okay?
Since Boo Boo said it, you guys can decide it first.
Okay, okay.
This is important.
Are you good at it?
I have the image that you are good at it.
You should say it because you don't say it often, Mr. Matsuo.
I'm not good at it.
But you can't say it like that.
Okay, okay.
Fukuya puts Matsuo in the lead.
In order to save time in the second half, Fukuya aims to clear the first game.
Listen up! This is a rule that you can blow up as many times as you like.
I didn't blow up.
Oh, you did.
Did you hear me?
This is a rule that you can blow up as many times as you like.
I didn't blow up.
Where is the ball?
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
You guys are disgusting!
What are you doing?
You guys are disgusting!
You guys are doing it in one go!
It's okay if you are in a hurry, but you shouldn't be disgusted.
You shouldn't be disgusted.
Calm down.
Okay, if all 100 people succeed, you will clear the game.
Ready...
Start!
It's started!
Hey, you! Over here!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Wait!
Who is doing this?
It's over! It's over!
It's over!
Amazing!
Ha ha ha!
What a shame!
Damn it!
It's clear.
Why did you do that?
But you could do it.
No, no...
I didn't know whether to do it or not.
Ha ha ha!
I didn't know whether to do it or not.
It was my fault and Amano's fault too.
Amano's fault?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
You're too cute.
Ha ha ha!
You just have to stick it together and it'll be fine.
Really?
Matsumoto was the first one to stick it together.
That's what I wanted!
Both of them spent 40 seconds and couldn't clear the mission.
What about the members?
Let's do it again!
OK, let's do it!
Let's do it again!
OK, let's do it!
Wait, wait, wait...
If we want to do it again, isn't it too early?
No, no, I was doing it.
Otake!
I'm not Otake!
It's impossible for us to do Otake!
Anyway...
Get out of my way!
It's impossible!
You want to do this game, don't you?
No, I do want to do it!
Otake-san, you should do it while mimicking.
No, I did it while mimicking!
I did it while mimicking! Can't you see my face?
Can't you see my face?
Okay, I got it!
You should do it while mimicking, right?
I did it while mimicking!
Otake!
How about you do it while mimicking?
That's what you always do.
I'm sorry, but I did it while mimicking.
I want to ask you this.
Nice to meet you again!
He's laughing!
Okay, staff!
Clean up!
Let Ootake do his humiliating impersonation of Dogeza, and go straight to the second game!
Alright, let's go to the next game!
The two guests...
Umm...
That's right!
Minkei-chan and...
Yes!
Yama-chan!
Thank you!
Alright, do your best!
Yes, sir!
Well then, the next game is this!
"Zoro-mei" Double Dive!
Roll the dice twice and "Zoro-mei" it!
You can roll it as many times as you want until you can "Zoro-mei"!
If you can "Zoro-mei" it in 100 seconds, you clear!
By the way, you guys are being arrogant, but you guys did it earlier.
That's right!
No, I think you can do it if you're fresh and energetic!
But I want you to confirm one thing!
Even if you can "Zoro-mei" it in 100 seconds, do you have a heart that won't get angry?!
That's right!
I don't care!
You don't care, right?!
I don't care!
Hey, you guys are being arrogant about Yama-chan!
That's right!
You guys are being arrogant!
Yamada!
Yes?!
It's easier for you to praise Yama-chan for her sense of humor.
Isn't it?!
It's easier for you to praise Yama-chan for her sense of humor.
No, I have many things to praise her about!
Then say one thing about her! Something you're happy about! Something you're serious about!
Really?!
I'm serious about her!
Serious about her?!
I'm serious about her!
She speaks a lot of words!
Wow! Thank you!
That's right!
I'm happy about it too!
OK!
Yamasato is in the lead with a lot of praise and excitement.
There is a one-sixth of a chance of a miss.
It's not difficult, but...
Ready, set, go!
[Yamashato's first attempt]
Go, Yamashato!
[Yamashato's first attempt]
Go, Yamashato!
[Yamashato's first attempt]
Go, Yamashato!
[Yamashato's first attempt]
Yamashato, who knows a lot of words, suddenly brakes hard.
[Yamashato's second attempt]
[Yamashato's third attempt]
[Yamashato's fourth attempt]
[Yamashato's fifth attempt]
[Yamashato's sixth attempt]
[Yamashato's seventh attempt]
[Yamashato's eighth attempt]
This is difficult!
Matsumoto...
Yes?
Why did you do a horizontal rotation on the surface?
I was trying to cheat!
This is difficult!
The probability is one-sixth of this. It should be easier.
That's good.
There is a roundabout.
Let's go to the next one.
That's right.
Let's go to the next one.
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
You can't clear the game by yourself.
Let's start.
Wait a minute.
Wait!
That's not how you do it.
Wait a minute!
Stop!
What are you doing?
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
And you're from Hawaii.
You're wasting too much time.
Unfortunately, you didn't clear the game.
Matsumoto failed to clear the second game.
Can they get a dream ticket to play with Rincan?
Let's bring in the next two guests.
Yes.
Yakaoka and Trindol.
Yes!
I'm happy! I'll do my best!
Actually, she's quite stoic.
That's right.
Trindol-chan, you know that...
You know that "tornado" from "Super Hamburger"?
In order to play that character...
She's studying really hard.
By the way, she's been watching Trindol's blog all the time.
Yes.
You like it?
I like it.
She's studying hard.
Badminton...
Play slow!
One by one...
Hit a badminton shuttle with a racket...
And put it in the goal!
You can hit it as many times as you like!
When it's in the goal...
Switch to the next person!
If everyone hits the goal within 100 seconds...
It's clear!
Okay, then decide the order.
Do you have confidence in yourself?
I'm good at badminton.
Trindol, who has absolute confidence in badminton...
Will she be able to score a start and make room for the second half?
Let's go!
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Go!
Don't look back!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
The Kanaki medal was good, wasn't it, partner?
You can do it, you can do it. You'll make it in time.
But you did it in one shot.
You made it in.
Did you get stabbed in the mouth?
What a shame!
You're not good enough for your age.
What a shock!
You can't even do this?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why don't you go first and leave it for last?
Leave it for last.
I want to see it!
Do you want to do it?
Matsumoto, do you want to do it?
I want to do it!
Really?
It's true, it's true.
Then Seigo has to show it.
Then...
What should I do?
Do an impersonation of Tahara and Shikko.
It was too fast. I couldn't capture it on camera.
Yes, it's me.
I'll do it one more time.
Matsumoto has captured it for the second attempt.
How many seconds will he be able to pass the baton to the second person?
Ready...
He hasn't passed it yet.
Start!
He passed it!
Hey, you! Open your mouth!
Hey you! Shut up!
Shut up!
Hey you! Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
No! No!
Twenty seconds before...
Ah! Ah! Ah!
#$%*&! Can't you do this as well?!
It went well just now.
Even though he came in 2nd and 4th and 2nd and 3rd.
Udo-chan is also...
Torindora's quality is quite high!
31 seconds...
What are you saying, you idiot?!
Torindora's speech that he said he was good at...
While Mimura, who was in the rain, pulled his leg and still couldn't clear it...
Will they be able to get the dream ticket to watch Lincoln's recording on YouTube?
And after this, will Tarantino change the history of the entertainment world?
Hey, come over here!
What will be the result of the entertainment world election?
That's the Right Thing to Do Till Morning
This is a debate show where eight people come up with the right answer about a certain stage.
What kind of answer will be thrown out tonight?
Here's the next question!
Speaking of Japanese famous songs that start with "a"...
Huh? Huh? Huh?
I don't like that one.
Huh? What's that?
Huh? Was there such an answer?
No...
Oh, this is it!
Huh? Was there such an answer?
Oh, what's that?
It's a mess, isn't it?
I don't like that one.
I hope everyone says "a".
Is Oto-chan home?
Yes! Excuse me.
Yes, Oto-chan first!
Huh? Didn't you say it earlier?
"Aogeba Tootoshi".
Oh, I see! "Aogeba Tootoshi".
What kind of song is it?
Huh? "Aogeba Tootoshi"?
This is a famous song in Japan, isn't it?
It's close to Japan.
Who's singing the lyrics?
Huh? What?
The lyrics.
The lyrics are a famous song!
Is it a famous song or not?
But I think that's important, too.
A famous song is...
I'm confident! I'm confident about this!
I'm sure it's this.
What about Otake?
This is terrible!
This is the worst thing that's happened in karaoke!
This is terrible!
Speaking of which...
Isn't the singer also Japanese?
Yes, yes.
Don't release this, either.
This is also a "tonchinka".
Yes, yes.
"Aigao".
No, "Aigao" is...
This is probably...
It's too reliable, isn't it?
A famous song is difficult, isn't it?
This is a little...
I forgot the title.
The title is too big!
May I?
Is it okay?
It's a famous song in Japan and it's the biggest song in Japan now.
"Ai Sansan".
"Ai Sansan"...
This sense of a famous song is amazing!
It's like...
No, no, no!
It's "Ai Sansan".
It's a good song.
Isn't there a better song than this?
No, no, no!
It's a little...
This is difficult.
This is...
What is it?
I like Habana-san.
Ah!
It's very...
"Ashita ga Arusa" (Tomorrow Will Be Arusa)
Ah!
Kyu-chan's choice was...
Hanaki-shou was better, wasn't it?
That's it. That's it.
Hanaki-shou was better.
What?
Kyu-chan's choice was...
Kyu-chan's choice was Hanaki-shou.
Hanaki-shou wasn't that...
What?
(Laughs)
It's hard to leave out a song like "Aogei Battou Toshi" (Blue Flag Battle)
Think about it.
"Aogei Battou Toshi" - of course you know it -
did you buy a CD or a record?
But you didn't buy it and everyone knows it. What is it?
Ah, that's one step ahead of you.
No, that's not it.
Hanaki-shou was...
(Laughs)
Didn't you think of it when it came out?
I thought of it.
The drums and Hanaki-shou.
There's a sense of surprise.
(Laughs)
"Ashita Ga Arusa De" (Tomorrow Will Be A Day)
(Cheers)
Which Japanese song starts with "na"?
The answer is...
"Ashita Ga Arusa De" (Tomorrow Will Be A Day)
The next question is...
Which actress would you like to see in a kiss scene that starts with "na"?
Which one is it?
I don't like cheesy series.
Can I have one?
Just one.
Ah, that's not it.
Only one for me.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
What should I do?
I don't like this one.
Kiss scene?
I like this one better.
I've heard of it before.
Hey, Uno-chan!
Yes!
It's here!
I don't have any idea about it.
Which one is it?
It's Nakamori's scene.
I see.
He was lying about money.
He was a good-looking man.
But I haven't seen this kind of scene.
It's Nakamori's scene.
You're too relaxed.
After this, the members will be pointing out Matsumoto's answers.
Matsumoto-san.
What is it?
You're right.
What is it?
Matsumoto-san, you said it before.
What is it?
You've said it so many times.
What is it?
You've said it so many times.
What is it?
- That's what I'm saying. - Cleanly.
- Cleanly, all of it. - When you were a kid, you didn't clean up properly, did you?
- It's clean. - It's clean, isn't it?
- It's clean, but... - It's fine.
- I'm sorry, but it's too long. - That's right.
"Na" for an actress who wants to see a kiss scene.
The answer is...
It's too long.
Next question, please!
"Chi" for an American who likes...
- Food. - OK!
- It's definitely this. - It's this, isn't it?
- Ah! - It's definitely this.
- You don't have to say it like that.
- It's definitely this. - It's definitely this.
- Do you have the image of only eating this? - I think so.
- What is it? What is it? - I don't know.
- What is it? - Both of you!
- Are you serious?!
- Why do you keep saying it like that? - Why do you keep saying it like that?
- I don't know why you're worried about this. - Yes.
- Only these ingredients will come to you. - Only these ingredients will come to you.
- No, no, no. - OK, first of all...
- You see... - Argh!
- Ah... you added cheeseburger. You measured it with my eye.
- No... no... I did think about that. But how could I?! What 365 can do for me?
- Weren't you thinking of that at all? - You added cheeseburger!
- What are you thinking of?!?! Why did you add cheeseburger?! - Why?
- What do you mean? - I mean...
- It's a cherry pie, isn't it? - Ah, it's not like that at all.
- It's a cherry pie, isn't it? - Chocolate...
- Chocolate man!
- I came to eat chocolate. - Chocolate man!
- Give me Chocolate man! - Chocolate man!
- I don't know.
- Chocolate man! - Chocolate man!
- I don't know.
- Why? - No, no, no, no.
- There's no way they'll let you eat it. - It's your current image...
... that Americans like cheeseburgers.
- You know, there are those in the United States. - I've never eaten cheeseburgers!
Even though there are so many...
- I have never. - Did you eat a lot of cheeseburgers?
It's hard for cherries to appear in it.
- Cherries and berries... - Cherries are everywhere.
- Cheeseburgers! - Here we go!
What is an American's favorite food?
The answer is...
Cheeseburger!
"100 Seconds of World" has never been cleared in three games so far!
They can't rest their eyes when they like it, and they haven't obtained a single dream of their own!
Even in a simple game like scoring a badminton goal,
everyone who hesitated in a hurry will be treated like eternal warlords!
Now, against Mimura, from Chitarrantino...
Could it be that the order is...
Wait a minute! Mimura, let's step aside for a moment!
From these members?
Let's step aside for a moment!
Is there really such a pattern?
Shall we go towards the wall?
Wall? Wall?
Isn't there a place over there?
Chitarrantino, what do you mean by 'wall'?
Under the table! Under the table!
Um...
That's a place where you can't step in normally!
Now, Mimura...
Um... could you look over there for a moment?
Look over there?!
Look at the wall!
You're standing in front of the wall.
It's scary when you suddenly look at it like that.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's like you're glancing at it.
It's like you're watching a Blair Witch Project.
Next, we'll have three guests.
Thank you, Nato Rindor and Nagaoka.
Please step aside for a moment.
Now, Mimura...
Yamada and Kotaro will go.
Yes!
Please!
I'm begging you! Please clear it next time!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Yes!
Wait a minute! Mimura!
Mimura! Don't look over here all of a sudden!
No, I'm just concerned about the movement of the audience.
I'm being forced to do it all the time.
I'll definitely...
Ah, I got it! I got it!
Yes, I got it!
Is it okay?
Yes, it is.
It's a big house.
Or...
Can you do it here?
Around here...
That's right!
But you can't see over here.
That's right! Let's do it there!
That was good, but...
Yamada!
Yes!
Thank you for doing it over there.
Ah, yes, yes!
But don't do it on your own.
Ah!
The next game is...
This one!
Blackbeard!
One person can make Blackbeard fly once!
If everyone can make him fly within 100 seconds, it's clear!
Can we start from Udo?
Yes!
Can we take it out?
Huh?
Can we take out this sword?
You can't take it out.
Huh?!
It's annoying! It's annoying!
Put it in! Put it in!
It's annoying!
Put it in! Put it in!
It's annoying!
Put it in! Put it in!
What's in the sword and make it fly?
He didn't notice!
It's annoying!
Why don't you take out what's in it?
Blackbeard! I'm sorry!
What's wrong?
Blackbeard came out!
Hey, look at me!
You look like you're having a lot of fun!
Hey, you're looking back!
The gold part behind me was covering me in a weird way with a mirror!
I don't know! Don't say "I don't know"!
And in this game, unbelievable accidents will happen!
Here we go!
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Oh, no!
Watch out! Watch out!
Udo flew Kurohige at a bad time.
Amana and Miyasako are doing well.
However, the fourth person, Otoharan...
Huh?
I can't fly at all!
Do your best!
I can't fly at all!
No way!
I can't fly at all!
Isn't that our mistake?
Isn't it?
Maybe it's like "stop it halfway"?
"Stop it"?
Didn't you push it all the way, Otoara?
Yes, I did.
What is this feeling? I've never seen something like this on TV!
Even if you stab everyone with a sword, your black beard won't fly away!
After this happened, Hotohara became a low-ranking character!
Then, let's switch with Mimura.
What?!
Is it my fault?!
No, it's your fault!
Usually, bad guys are weird guys.
No, no, no!
You're mean!
I get it. Let's not switch with Mimura.
Hotohara, go below the opposite 100.
Oh, it's hot!
I see.
That feels better for your body.
I see!
Really?!
This is bad!
Okay, go there, Torindol!
Yes!
Go in there, Torindol!
I didn't do anything!
Then, let's go!
Yes!
Do your best! Everyone wants this!
We really want to give you this!
Yes!
Right?
Yes!
Hotohara, who caused a bad phenomenon, is removed and Torindol is added!
He entrusts the start dash to the young people who are full of motivation!
Will they be able to get the Lincoln Freepus, which grants all wishes?!
Go up, Yamachan!
Yes! I'll do my best!
Okay, let's start from there!
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Go for it!
Okay!
Go for it!
You can do it!
Go for it!
Hurry up!
Come on!
Don't care about it!
Careful!
Go for it!
You can do it!
Go for it!
You can do it!
Don't care about it!
Careful, careful!
Hurry up, hurry up!
Hurry up!
It's all right!
Hey, hey!
Join us!
Join the guest team!
Head team, come on!
They're calling for us, aren't they?
Huh? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who? Who? Who?
(The winner is Imura!)
I don't want to stand here!
I don't want to go to Japan!
I can't do it. I can't do it.
This is it.
No, I can't do it.
This is it.
I saw it. I saw it.
Where did you put it?
You took it right away.
It's the hardest one.
You're doing your best, aren't you?
I don't want to wait for something like that.
It was a little messy.
No, it's not messy.
It's not good.
Then I'll do my best.
Let's go next.
What is it?
It's like...
It's like you're spitting it out.
I just warned you.
You're doing it again.
What's with you?
I just told you about it.
You're doing it from the bottom up.
No, I'm not.
You're doing it from the bottom up.
I'm doing it from the bottom up.
It was a weird atmosphere.
So I thought I'd reset and go next.
It wasn't a weird atmosphere.
Everyone's scared of you, so it's like that.
You could've just said something and it would've gone smoothly.
You were just doing nothing.
You're trying to get rid of me.
Wait a minute.
It's like...
What is it?
I never thought you'd say that.
Wait a minute.
Come over here.
What is it?
90 seconds later, Sarah vs. Hamada.
What will happen?
No, no, no. That's no good.
Huh?
Hey, come over here.
Hamada, come over here.
What is it?
Hamada, come over here.
Where are you going?
Hey, hey, stop!
Hey, just bring Hamada with you.
It's gone! It's gone!
It's scary, scary, scary!
It's gone, so it's really scary!
And two minutes later...
I'm sorry, but everyone, please wait a little.
Huh? What is it?
Huh? What?
Huh?
What is it?
Who is it?
I'm getting worried!
Who is it?
You have to do it properly.
Yes, I'll do it.
Do it as hard as you can.
You want to do it, don't you? Don't you want to show it?
No, but everyone is doing it. They're doing it as hard as they can.
Huh? Are you okay?
Huh? What? What?
Huh? Fingers?
Fingers?
It's gone! It's gone!
That's bad! That's bad!
What's going on?
It's gone!
What's going on?
It's gone!
That's bad!
It's gone!
It's back.
What's going on?
It's gone!
It's not something that can be done for 500,000 yen!
It's gone!
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What are you doing?
He's doing something very similar.
Scary, scary!
He's holding his nails like this!
I'm sleepy.
You don't have to apologize.
Staff, protect me with all your might.
The world of 100 seconds continues.
If you're hungry and hungry, go away!
This man has finally...
married!
In celebration of his big marriage, he's disbanded from USJ!
And he's paid 1,000 yen for his transformation!