AISubs v3.5
It's easy to say, but it doesn't touch you.
Tonight's Lee Kahn will compete with the mafia's costumes, which will also break up his upper and lower relations.
Amada will be allowed to impersonate him.
Finally, hell's sign will be waiting for him in front of the audience.
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In February of this year, when the country was shaking due to the "Khan-Ozawa" issue,
just nearby...
there were some men in their jerseys on a bus.
Oh, thank you!
We'll get right to it, but...
Thank you for coming to our tour of Tokyo's tourist attractions, "Uki Uki Wakwak" today!
[applause and cheers]
It's a tour!
In a jersey!
It's cold!
It's cold, isn't it?
I just asked for a tour guide...
Yes!
I don't know much about it, so please watch this video!
A video?
What is it?
[music and sound effects]
You can't do this!
[laughter]
You can't do this in such a dark place!
[laughter]
It's not funny!
[laughter]
[applause and cheers]
I apologize for the delay.
I'm Ishikawa Makoto.
It's been six years since the broadcast began.
Thank you for your hard work.
Oh, it's been six years.
However, there is one thing that is lacking in my current sensitivity.
Another thing that is lacking?
That is...
Nervousness.
I have been thinking about this for a long time.
Getting used to something is scary.
Everyone seems to have gotten used to it and are just doing it.
To be honest, I can't feel that we are doing it seriously at all.
However, when I think about it, we are responsible for it.
To all of you who have tens of millions yen in savings...
I have realized that it is impossible for me to encourage you with just a few hundred thousand yen.
Therefore, in order for me to regain your seriousness...
I will send you out to the city.
You will do it for me.
The details of my feelings have already been told to you.
Please follow me.
With that, I ask for your consideration.
What is this?
With that said, today's project is...
Tokyo Mankitsu! Uki Uki! Explosion!
Costumes Contest Tour!
Costumes Contest Tour? What is that?
What is that?
Everyone is clapping.
I have gotten used to it.
I will now explain the rules of Ishikawa Castle's Costumes Contest Tour.
Before you arrive at your destination...
You will be challenged to play a simple game with costumes on.
The person with the highest score...
Will be given a winter down jacket as a standard costume.
However, the second place will only wear the same costume as the first place.
If you are first place in the game...
You can tour with a warm down jacket.
If you are second place in the game...
You will have to wear a ridiculous costume.
However...
At this time, no one knew about this topic.
I can't decide on the next game block...
So I would like to choose an MC.
Until tonight?!
That's right!
MC?!
MCs don't have to participate in the costume contest game.
What?
That's right!
If you become an MC, you won't have to participate in the game.
You can enjoy sightseeing without any conditions and in a warm and normal outfit.
Senior and junior don't matter, right?
That's right!
We have to make sure of it.
If you complain about becoming an MC, you'll be very stressed.
There is no up or down relationship.
What the MC says is absolute.
Now that we've confirmed it, it's time for the first draw.
I wonder if I can do it...
Goto-san!
That's right!
Goto!
That's right!
The first MC to be chosen is Goto.
He's exempted from participating in the game.
There's also a relief system.
Goto-san, as an MC privilege, you can choose one of your favorite people as your assistant.
You don't have to participate in the game.
An MC's body doesn't touch easily.
That's right, Goto-san!
Who wants to be an assistant?
That's right!
What kind of help will you give me?
If you don't tell me, I won't understand you.
Tell me.
That's right!
From all three directions of the world, I will assist you this year!
That's not possible!
Really, that's not possible!
Thank you!
This...
I don't have an explanation for this.
This is impossible!
I always look down on you.
I look down on you everywhere.
Don't take it personally!
There are six good women in the world.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're amazing.
You're right.
You're like an assistant.
Can we move on to the next one?
You're like an emcee.
I'll do my best.
If you had chosen...
The assistant is...
Ootake!
Ootake, who said he'd prepare six good women...
Has been chosen as an assistant.
He's a game participant.
Let's eat fast and steal costumes! Exciting GariGari- kun Fast Food Battle!
So, GariGari-kun, we've all eaten at once...
Fast food order...
Costumes...
Are they changing?
They're changing.
I don't have any.
He's taking off his top while he's being treated.
He'll definitely take it off.
It's not like you have to do it, you just have to do it.
You don't have to say it like that.
Okay, here we go!
Ready...
Start!
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
You have to get close, right?
You have to do it!
He's taking it off!
You have to do it!
You can't do it like that!
You have to do it with your bangs, not your bangs!
You have to do it with your bangs!
No, not with your bangs!
You have to do it with your bangs!
With my bangs!
You're fast!
Fast food!
Kudo!
Sannoke!
Huh?
Hey!
You're always a talkative guy!
Take this!
Yes!
My head hurts, my head hurts!
Mr. Kondo, can I say something?
Yes!
This is...
The best!
We won!
What?
We won?
That's awesome!
What?
Awesome!
What?
We didn't win!
We won!
We're number one!
What?
We're number one!
Is there such a thing as winning this game?
What are you complaining about?
Yes.
I'm complaining about how loud you were.
You were really loud.
You're number six.
We won!
The miracle hitters are promoted from sixth to first place.
They've obtained a down jacket, which is essential in this season.
And the first star bus arrives at its first destination.
As soon as we arrived at Carperin, it started to get cold.
It's cold!
With this cold wind blowing by,
the five second places will be asked to change into their favorite outfits.
What kind of outfits have been prepared?
We've finished changing.
Let's start with the second place.
Second place, please come in!
Second place!
Yes, second place!
What?!
What is this?!
First place!
Second place!
What?!
Second place?!
It's cold!
It's cold! It's open here!
What is this?!
It's starting to get wet.
It's getting cold!
It's getting wet!
What?!
Look at this!
And after this, on the 3rd place, we have an even more ridiculous question...
Next up, the 3rd place, please come forward!
Get out of the way!
What's wrong with you?! You can't just leave like that!
Are you blind or something?!
Um... I can't see you alone, so I can't help but laugh.
What are you doing?!
4th place, please come forward!
- It's not me! - No, it's not me!
- It's Kanag! - Kanag!
What is this?! Is this for real?!
5th place, right?! Yes, 5th place, please come forward!
I'm fine.
I always wear this when I go to school.
I'm afraid of heights.
What is this?
Wearing a costume that makes you feel excited.
We go to the first tourist spot.
Before the guide told them, they were waiting for...
- Here! - Can we ride this?
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- Don't say anything! - What are you doing?
They don't know where to go, but they get on the boat. They are almost crazy men.
And...
- It's moving! - Look!
- It's hot! - It's hot!
- The wind is strong! - It's cold!
- It's cold!
- The wind is strong! - It's cold!
- Look! - It's cold!
- It's hot! - It's hot!
They make the boat run for five minutes.
But there is something in front of them.
- What is it? - It's a sky sleeper!
- It's a sky sleeper!
- It's a river and sky sleeper! - It's a sky sleeper!
The first sightseeing spot is the hottest Sky Tree in Tokyo.
You can see it from the top of Sumida River. It's a very luxurious sightseeing spot.
Now, it's Sky Tree.
Sky Tree is 634 meters high when it's completed.
- It's high! - It's high!
I can't see that much!
They take a commemorative photo for their trip.
- You should sit in the back. - Can I show my face?
- Yes, you can. - Can we go in?
- Yes, you can. - I'm nervous.
- Can we go in? - Yes, you can.
- Let's go in. - Yes.
Cheese!
Hey, Mimura, I don't know who you are.
It can't be helped, can it?
Mimura, show me your "I know you" pose.
What do you mean "I know you" pose?
- It's more stylish. - I know you! I know you!
- Hey, Mimura! - It's me! It's me!
Mimura-san!
They also shot a cool two-shot of Hamada and Iao...
...and enjoyed hot Skytree sightseeing.
And the bus with the members...
...goes to the next exciting sightseeing spot.
- Who's the next MC here? - Me!
Who will be the "king" MC?
- I want to know! - Me!
Who was it?
- It's Shitara-san! - Me!
Shitara, who won first place in the first spot, becomes the next MC...
...and the "assistant selection" begins.
Everyone, I'm sorry to say this...
...but could you please introduce yourselves with "toshi-chan"?
- "Toshi-chan"? - "Toshi-chan"!
- Could you say your name "toshi - chan" for us?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Please continue.
Well...
I...
...am a footballer...
...and I'm a thief.
- You're not a thief at all! - I'm not a thief...
I'm a footballer...
The men try their best to imitate "toshi-chan"...
...in order to be selected for "assistant selection".
- I'm not a thief... - I'm not a thief...
- Now, the city of Hamada!
- Do you like Hamada-chan?
- It's my first time here...
- I hate you!
- It's my first time here...
- You're so mean!
- You can do it!
If you do it, you can do it.
I'd like to announce it.
The assistant who did it in embarrassment...
It's Udo-san!
Yay!
He looks like Toshi-chan.
He's doing it.
Udo, who grabbed the lowest heart with Toshi- chan's impersonation...
Has been chosen as the assistant!
Now, I'll announce the game to decide the costumes.
The second stage is...
Drawing with excitement!
Yay!
Drawing with excitement?
If you're just good at it, there's a big difference.
Well, if you have feelings and soul...
If you're just good at it...
If you're just good at it, Hamada-kun looks like he's really bad at it.
If you're just good at it...
That's right, in this game...
Even if you're unbelievably bad at drawing...
If you draw with excitement, you have a chance of winning!
So...
"Kangaroo" does it mean?
Yo! Kangaroo!
I'm Godzilla!
Yo! Yo!
Godzilla and now Kangaroo!
Are you working as an assistant?
Can you not do that right now?
You're drawing with your left hand.
Ehh?!
It's not that big of a deal!
Just now...
Draw! Draw!
Eh? Wait a minute...
Are you drawing right now?
Eh? Eh?
You haven't prepared it yet...
I'm drawing right now!
Godzilla!
Oh! Motegi-san is also drawing!
That's not good!
Wait a minute...
It's starting!
Someone is already drawing...
Ehh?!
Eh?
It's not good...
Uwah! Uwah! Uwah!
It's better to draw on the back...
It's not good...
Uwoh! Uwoh! Uwoh!
Isn't he drawing?
He's not drawing!
You're right!
Show me!
He's drawing!
He's like a Moomin...
He's really trying to win!
It's a bit embarrassing...
You have one minute limit...
You have to use it properly to draw this, too...
Let's watch it! Today's start!
Kangaroo is...
cute and...
fighting spirit!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's about the right time.
I was surprised by your "kachan" just now!
I'm sorry!
I'll aim for one more shot!
No! Stop it now!
Please stop it now!
I want you to think of me as your parent.
You're my parent, so you're my parent.
10 seconds left.
10 seconds left for you to say "parent"?
What's a parent?
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
Let's start with Otake.
You're good at using things, right?
Here it is.
It's a tail!
It's waving its tail.
It's a child!
It's a child from his pocket.
It's like a hanger.
It's a toy.
You're good at using things!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
And then, Himura, who was blocked with his left hand...
With his left hand!
With his left hand?!
He was told to do it later, but he did it anyway.
Next up, Himura, who was robbed of his vision due to his armor, got an "unknown fate".
He couldn't overcome his confusion and got a "bad rating".
Goto, on the other hand, was able to overcome his confusion and got a "high rating".
And last up is Tamada Gahaku.
How did Gahaku draw his parents' kangaroo?
And last up is Tamada.
It's a lie! It's a lie!
It has a caster!
It's a lie!
Well, it's not only about being good or bad.
Mr. Mimura.
Yes!
First place!
As expected, it's a judgment that it's a coincidence.
Thank you very much.
As you can see, Juni is not good at singing,
but she made Hamada, who laughed, third place!
And the bus with the members arrives at the next destination!
The costumes here are even more severe!
This program is brought to you by Emilly and Basho.
As you can see, it's a judgment that it's a coincidence.
It's a lie! It's a lie!
Well, let's take a look.
Let's start with the second place.
Second place, please!
It's cute! It's cute!
What's under the skirt?
Can you show me?
What's this?
Oh, this is good!
Third place!
Third place, please!
It's Hamada!
It's a lie!
How many times do I have to tell you this?
Do you know what I like?
These guys!
This gray is amazing!
It's gray that goes over your cheeks!
Yumi-san, Yumi-san, you'll get in trouble!
Thanks to that!
It's a lie!
Now, let's move on to 4th place!
4th place, please come in!
What's that?
Do you know what it is?
It's a potential from a human!
What's that?
And if you keep talking like that, it'll start to smell!
Now, let's move on to 5th place!
5th place is Yama-san!
5th place, please come in!
Are you okay?
Do you know what it is?
Why do I keep wearing vinyl blue today?
You've been wearing blue for a while now, haven't you?
Now, lastly, 6th place!
Kimura-san, please come in!
It's cold...
6th place, what's wrong?
6th place...
Please open it!
What?
Please open it!
I can't open it!
Then, I'll open it!
I'll open it!
Please open it!
There's only smelly things!
What is this, really?
It's like a fairy game in a big league!
But if you put your strength in it, you can open it!
You don't have to do this!
Are you seriously doing this?
Really, this is amazing!
I have a secret route, drink and eat.
Drink and eat! Drink and eat!
You're kidding me!
All of their clothes are changed
But they have some distance to their destination
So they decided to ride bicycles
Hey! Are you going to get caught?
I'm going to get caught for sure!
Don't steal my waffles!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Let's go, everyone!
I'm scared!
Let's drive safely!
Wow! It's cold!
Oh no! I'm out for today!
Ah! I dropped it! I dropped it!
Ouch!
Ah! It's very cold! It's very cold!
It's cold!
It's hot!
It's the worst thing I've ever done!
The cyclist, Unai Himura, decided to run and chase him.
It's cooler than before, isn't it?
It's colder than before!
Isn't it about five degrees now?
It's hot!
The passers-by, while shivering in the cold, rush their bicycles for ten minutes.
At last, they arrive at their second exciting sightseeing spot.
However, Himura, who couldn't catch up with his bicycle...
I don't have any map, so I don't know where I'm going.
Where are you going?
This way?
Yes.
Who really knows the way?
Completely lost in the road, he was wandering around naked.
Now, everyone...
Yes!
We have arrived.
We have arrived!
Yes, Taiyaki!
Taiyaki!
I'm happy!
Today, their second sightseeing spot is...
Taiyaki restaurant "Kanda Daruma".
Using red beans from Anni Hokkaido...
They left a lot of skin.
Their Taiyaki is very popular.
But, everyone...
I want to eat this, so let's line up.
Yes!
What are you talking about?
No, no, you can't do that.
Everyone is lining up, but you are celebrities.
The line is getting longer and longer.
You can't do that.
The line is getting longer and longer.
Gao's worst words can't go through.
They are lining up at the top of the line.
And then...
He was particular about it.
Please wait for me for a moment.
Also, I completely lost my camera in the middle of it.
Can you not do it first?
I don't know why I'm doing it.
I don't know my purpose.
That feeling...
You can't do it first!
It must be delicious!
It looks delicious!
Taiyaki with wings.
It looks like Taiyaki with wings.
It's getting bigger and bigger.
They are very satisfied with the Taiyaki with wings they bought in line.
And...
Everyone, look at it.
Look at it.
Eat it, Taiyaki.
Taiyaki is delicious.
Eat it, Taiyaki.
Don't let go of it.
You're good at this kind of thing.
Put it in your pocket.
Don't let it fall into your pocket.
Let's take a commemorative photo like this.
Yes, let's do it like this.
Here too, they are taking commemorative photos for the memories of the trip.
Is it okay?
Isn't it better to do it like this?
Let's do it.
The middle-aged men dressed in fancy clothes enjoyed the Taiyaki except for the work.
And the bus with the members is heading for the last sightseeing spot.
Let's stop the next MC!
I want to do it again!
Mr. Hamada!
Are you all right?
Here comes the unexpected MC Hamada!
The man with all his strength raises the curtain!
What about the assistant?
The assistant...
We don't need an assistant!
Don't do it!
No one is going to save him!
As expected, Hamada is different!
And...
Is your burn okay?
It's not okay!
What's wrong with your burn?
It's a patent.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to grill you and stab you!
Burn!
What is Hamada trying to do?
He's starting to plan something with a frown on his face.
Where are we going next? What are we going to do? Can I see?
The place is...
Oh, where is it?
Over there.
Oh, it's here.
What is it?
It's Tensei's evil strategy.
Having confirmed their location like this, Hamada is in close contact with the emergency staff.
An uneasy atmosphere is brewing in the company.
With no sign of starting the game, what is going to happen next? Is it something that Hamada can't believe?
From now on...
I'm going to have you change.
Yes.
Which position do you want?
First place.
No, any position is fine.
Not at all.
What?
First place is fine.
The pleasure of deciding first place is quite...
Then, let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors?
Let's do rock-paper-scissors for first place.
Hamada decides first place with rock-paper- scissors.
Thank you!
First place!
Wow, you're amazing!
Congratulations!
With that, with rock-paper-scissors, Nimura is in first place.
He has obtained a miraculous double-time down jacket.
When the first place has been decided, the bus with the members arrives at the last tourist spot, TBS.
Okay, let's go!
Let's go shopping!
Even though I'm in first place now, I'm still a little scared.
Hamada, who was in close contact with the staff earlier...
What exactly did he make them prepare?
After this, a terrifying stage will open up!
Discussion! Is it correct until morning?
This is a discussion session in which eight people will point out correct answers about a certain stage.
What kind of correct answers will be thrown out tonight?
Now, let's go!
"Question of the Day"!
What do young women like starting with "u"?
"U"... young women...
young women...
"u"?
Are there young women who like all those things?
How old are young women?
"u"... young women...
"u"... teens...
teens...
"u"... teens...
What about you, Umiwa?
This is also absolutely right...
Fortune-telling!
Ah, me too!
I see.
Isn't it the same?
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not?
But it's not related to the world.
No, no, no.
Even adults do it.
But do we like this?
I see.
Then, Amano.
I'm sorry to say that you are young, but this is a rabbit's ear, right?
I've never seen it.
Put something like rabbit's ear.
Like hair band.
Yes, yes, yes.
I've never seen it.
It's a lie!
Yes!
I think it's a woman. Young woman.
I want an uro.
Young woman.
I don't need a young woman.
Udo-chan's young age is 50 years old.
What about you, Udo-chan?
Yes! Young woman.
I want an uro.
It's a lie!
But it's young.
It's a lie!
Young people don't have money.
Hey, Kyoko.
She'll hit you.
I'm sorry.
I'm like this.
No, no.
You're disgusting.
You're not human.
You're erotic.
I'm not erotic.
You're erotic.
I see.
Well, well.
I like pork.
You like pork.
I like pork.
You like pork.
I don't like pork at all.
You like pork, don't you?
Then, please say it.
Because you're a young woman.
I want an uro.
Um... I'm 9 years old.
I finally got it! I finally got it!
It's harder than you think.
I'm sorry to ask you this, but have you ever seen a young man eating a delicious stick?
No, I haven't.
Then, does an old woman eat a delicious stick?
Young men eat it, too.
How many different flavors of delicious sticks do you have?
That's not the kind of game we're playing.
Fortune-telling!
Starts with "u".
What young women like.
The correct answer is "furanai".
If we did it like this, Otaku Hotohara would be beaten up.
If we did it like this, everyone would say "Ah, that's it!"
I don't want to be told by a good-looking guy!
I want a good-looking guy to apologize for this.
Next question is...
"OH!" begins. What makes children happy?
Worth more than "Hello?" or "Good evening?"
Even "Good evening?" is superior!
If you wrote " Vinegarâne " more specifically, I would be in the best position.
I don't like vinegar.
You would be in the best position if you wrote vinegar.
But I always write " Vinegarâne " first.
Eh? Don't tell me...
What do you mean?
It's my turn to write?
Mein turn?
Where is your " Vinegarâne "?
Oh, it's you, isn't it?
Me, too?
Say it.
I'll do it.
Start from Mr. Yamazon.
- No, no, no. - Ah, that one!
- Huh?
- No way! - This candy came out of nowhere.
- Huh? - No, no, no.
- This is a toy, too. - Ah!
- That's right. - Ah, that one!
- Huh?! - Huh?! - No way!
- This is a candy toy! - This one looks like this one!
- I'm glad! - But there are adults who like toys, too.
- Yeah, I thought so, too.
- Only children can have this.
- It's a dropped ball.
- Huh?!
- It's a child's prize.
- Adults can't have this. - I can't make you happy just because it's a toy!
Yes, I agree with you!
It is harsh, indeed!
I had to buy a toy once in a while, though!
We don't have luxury in our ideas!
It's only because now children who earned luxury can buy toys on their own for the first time, don't you agree, sir?
I can only think about cute toys when I'm busy.
It's a shame cute toys don't come out anymore, but...
- Cute toys... - Are we treating them?
It feels like Japan is getting rid of Ombu.
In the past, we solved everything with Ombu.
Can I shut up?
He realized it himself.
This is a toy.
What makes kids happy?
The answer is...
Toys!
After this, MC Hamada's solo stage begins!
MC's word is absolute!
A tour to steal Matthew's will!
The last MC is Hamada!
Go ahead!
Even the first place is a little scared.
Hamada, who was in close contact with the staff...
What did he prepare?
Mimura, you played rock-paper-scissors.
You came in first, but I came in second.
I'm an assistant.
Are you happy?
Yes, I'm happy.
First, Uno.
Go ahead!
It's so cold!
It's cold, but...
It's funny!
Next is...
Mimura!
What? What? What? What?
Cute!
You're too weak!
Next is... Yohkon! 4th place, Yohkon!
Huh?
Did you wear it?
Although three people applauded so far, Chitara...
What's this?
Four people applauded so far, Chitara...
What's this?
What's going on?
The last one is Ohtake!
As expected, at the end...
It's the same answer!
But it's embarrassing.
I'm used to it!
The reason why Amada prepared it in a hurry is...
The party goods that are absolutely bad to wear now as entertainers...
What's this?
Moreover, there is a reason for this choice!
Well, everyone, is it okay?
What? I'm scared!
Yes!
The last exciting and exciting spot is...
This winter, it's also very popular...
Akasaka Circus Skate Rink!
I want to go there! I want to go there!
Today, for you, we prepared a special showtime!
It's a special showtime!
A showtime?
Let's have you skate as much as you like!
Oh, no!
I can't skate!
Maybe you can't skate!
I can't skate!
Let's fly! Let's fly!
No, no, no!
I really can't skate!
The last sightseeing spot is...
Akasaka Circus Skate Rink!
It is proud of being the largest in the city and is crowded with wide audience!
What kind of skate show will be held here?
It seems that everything is ready.
Yes.
There are a lot of people here.
I'm a little embarrassed to say it at the end.
Do you know what we are going to do?
No, we don't know.
Then, let's go.
Ladies and gentlemen,
from now on, we are going to hold a special program, "Reverse greeting".
Please enjoy our graceful facial expressions.
What is that?
What's up?
What's up with that?
Are you surprised?
What?!
Oh, my God!
What?!
Suddenly, men in their uniforms who are going to hold a skate show in front of thousands of people are going to the stage.
What?!
Oh, my God!
What?!
What's up with that?!
Oh, my God!
What?!
I don't know who you are.
The six who were forced to leave became one as if they were supporting each other.
After that, Kamada appeared. The time hasn't ended yet!
You have to turn more gracefully!
It's not moving at all! It's not moving!
This program is unique.