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Good evening, everyone!
I'm Lincoln.
Tonight...
It may be too late, but...
Downtown-sponsored entertainer "Great Trust Association"...
Drinking in public...
Eating expensive food...
Enduring laughter...
Having fun singing...
There's no way...
The match was too late!
The fierce battle for expensive goods will break out!
From the New Year's Day that turned into hell...
3 minutes and 47 seconds!
Not one person will be left behind!
One day in early 2011...
The New Year's Party was held.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
The ones who showed up to the venue in a hurry were...
The now-declaring entertainers!
And in their hands...
A piece of cardboard...
From Mr. Daltan...
I've been wanting to celebrate my 40th birthday since I was born.
This is going to be good, isn't it?
I've been using bad telephotos lately...
I'm not this anxious...
The New Year's Party invitation that arrived from downtown...
Everyone had a bad feeling about their smiles...
When I received this, it wasn't very good...
- How do you feel right now? - How I feel?
I feel like I have to do annoying things...
And I feel like I have to get hurt...
Getting hurt is scary, especially on New Year's Day...
You're not going to make me do anything painful, are you?
I hate it the most!
Out of everything I've done so far...
I hate this New Year's Day the most!
The most!
Everyone's trauma began two years ago...
40 years ago!
From downtown...
A fun bingo tournament was held for those who lost...
Those who lost...
A revival of the latest punishment game was announced...
Downtown people just couldn't stand it!
In the hearts of the comedians...
A dark New Year's Party that left an unchanging mark...
After two years...
It will be held again tonight!
Even if you make it up, you can't use it.
That's pretty much it, right?
The entertainers are excitedly waiting.
Of course, there is no explanation of what they will do from now on.
This is definitely a bad thing, right?
But...
This year's New Year's party is a little different!
To the entertainers who have been helping out at Lincoln...
Downtown sends you a heartfelt thank you!
Lincoln Entertainment's New Year's party 2011!
From drinking and singing and making a fuss...
To falling into hell with a smile!
In the waiting room...
The entertainers change into the New Year's party- like costumes.
And...
Dear entertainers...
Happy New Year!
The New Year's party preparations are complete, so please come to the venue!
Everyone...
As soon as they were told, they went to the New Year's party venue.
There...
From downtown, the feelings of gratitude for the entertainers were taking shape!
Surprisingly, at the party venue...
There were a lot of special dishes and a lot of dishes lined up!
Thanks to the entertainers who were happy and fully cooperated...
In order to celebrate the New Year...
They were able to prepare super expensive dishes for the entertainers!
And then...
For the men who had a gloomy and gloomy face until now...
This is pretty good sushi!
Yay! I'm so happy!
Looks delicious!
With the expensive dishes, everyone's tension went up!
And...
Everyone...
Thank you very much for coming to the Linker Entertainment New Year's party today!
We'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of the entertainers who have been taking care of us day and night.
Today, thanks to the full cooperation of Yarkijaya- sama, you can drink and eat as much as you like, so please eat, drink and have fun!
Let's eat!
This is fun!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go!
Stop it!
It's cold in the forest, isn't it?
It's been a while since I've been cold like this!
After a delicious breakfast, the entertainers finally smiled.
At last, everyone's vigilance has melted away.
Now, everyone, I'm sure you're all looking forward to it, but just now, two of the downtown people who love this party have arrived!
Now, let's have the two downtown people appear! Everyone, please give them a round of applause!
Now, first of all, we'd like to start with a New Year's greeting from Downtown-san! Hamada-san, thank you for coming!
In 2010, thanks to everyone, Rinkan was able to get excited, so I hope you'll continue to do so this year!
Well, there are a few people who haven't been to Rinkan yet, but...
Well, well...
Everyone, see you!
I'm Rinkan.
You're scary!
Why are you scary?
Why are you like that?
Long live Japanese TV!
TV! TV! TV!
There's no such thing!
There is! There is!
Well, Matsumoto-san, please tell us about your aspirations for 2011!
Ah, that was quite reckless of me.
Well, uh, really, uh...
Today is, uh... Kenji Tamura's separate religious commemoration party, so...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Everyone, please understand! It's a divorce summit!
It's not a separate religion!
Well, it's seriously progressing! Seriously, it's progressing!
Uh, with that said, everyone, without holding back, I'd like you all to get excited!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Yes!
With that said, I'd like one person from the regular audience to say hello!
Well, then...
Who is it?
Mimura-san!
Yes?
Please!
Mimura-san...
Mimura-san, you've changed your face color at a fairly early stage, haven't you?
I was told to stop drinking so much...
Yes.
Please.
Yes.
Thank you!
Uh... without holding back, I'd like you all to get excited!
Yes.
Let's laugh! Let's laugh!
Everyone!
Go! Go!
Go!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Well, well, it was funny.
Well, well, it was funny, wasn't it?
Next, we would like to open the mirrors.
Thank you, two dancers.
Thank you.
Well, then, two of you, are you ready?
Then, everyone, please say "ready, set..."
Then, let's go!
Ready, set...
That's right, 49 people's first meeting is about to start!
The downtown club also received an e-mail.
And then, the gamers...
Thank you, Mr. Emanuel.
Thank you, Mr. Ohtake.
Did you say "thank you, Mr. Ohtake"?
No, I didn't.
You didn't say "thank you, Mr. Ohtake"?
What? I didn't say "thank you, Mr. Ohtake"?
Oh, you did say "thank you, Mr. Ohtake"?
But I didn't say it out of my feelings.
You didn't say it out of your feelings?
Please don't say it out of your feelings!
Thank you.
Did you get more jobs?
Um... I wanted to win first place in the 26th championship.
But I got more jobs in the 27th and 28th championships.
That's fast!
That's amazing!
I got more jobs.
Can we go over there now?
You should have gone over there earlier.
But...
But we're all cold-hearted people.
But you have a senior who's always there for you.
You should have gone over there earlier.
You still have a hair that you got in Slim Club, right?
You still have it, right?
Happy New Year.
Thank you for being an avatar for us at the end of the year.
Thank you for listening to our regular program.
Thank you.
I hope you have a great year.
Um...
Oh, this is my first time doing it.
- Thanks to this event, life has changed a lot... - Yeah, changed a lot.
This year... This year, I will definitely...
This year or next year, it'll continue like this.
I'm so happy.
Moreover...
Oh my god.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
Congratulations.
What was your name?
Takeru.
OK.
I'm still climbing.
OK.
Could you stop it?
Are you OK?
Of course I'm OK.
It's amazing.
All three of you have mixed your faces.
Only gray is left.
You mixed your faces too much.
How nervous you are.
I'm enjoying it.
Enjoying it...
Congratulations.
We've found a new character.
We'd like to tell you about it.
I've been wondering who you are.
I haven't found you yet.
You haven't found me yet.
Who are you?
My name is HG.
I've found a new character, HL.
HG stands for Hard Gale, doesn't it?
Yes, Hard Gale.
And you are...
H...
HL.
A hard lesbian playing the role of HL.
I found a coat for you.
You are a man, aren't you?
Yes, but...
It was from a man's point of view...
So I thought it wouldn't be appropriate for a woman.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
I made a joke for you.
Oh, I see.
It's not a book.
It's a book.
Yes, it's a book.
It's a book.
Speaking of HL...
With this coat...
He went all out...
But his new character...
HL's new joke is...
Well, let me say it.
Yes, yes, yes.
The type of woman you like is...
Jodie Foster!
Yeah!
You eat too much!
Well, I think you've seen it, but I'd like to move on to entertainer performance time here!
New Year's Big Performance Competition!
Let's liven up the venue with a big performance!
For those of you who have livened up the venue with a performance, we have a wonderful product for you!
Here it is!
The product is a teapot that keeps boiling hot forever, as if a comedian's passion for laughter is always burning in their hearts!
For those of you who have livened up the venue with a performance, we have a wonderful product for you!
An important top actor!
No matter what song it is, Tenshin's Mukai-san is good at improvising rap for any song, so we'd like you to show us here!
Mukai-san, please come up to the stage!
And this time, we're going to have someone improvise for us, so Miyasako-san, please sing us a song!
Mukai-san, you're good!
Tenshin Mukai is livening up the venue with his improvised rap!
Miyasako chose "I Love You", but why?
Isn't it strange?
Is it really possible?
As if walking alone in sadness,
Even now,
I stand and wait for you.
Just for now...
It's a sad song. I don't want to listen to it slowly.
The truth is that we are in love with each other.
We ran away from each other and settled down in just one room.
We decided to live simply and lost everything.
We were crying because we weren't cool.
You are like a cat.
There is only one truth.
This room is like Akira who was born in Chiba.
We are noble.
That's why you are like a kitten.
I still sing with my voice.
Take it one, two.
I'm burning up.
I'm about to spill out of my hands.
If we hug each other,
I'll close my eyes and sing again.
It's a sad song.
I'm sure our love will not wither.
Our love for each other is the truth for us.
We present you with "tifale"
This is the first time I have sung such a disgusting song!
Since Miyasako didn't like it, we will play one more song of "Sokkyo no Ai no Terappu"
Speaking of a sensitive and beautiful host, Amano- san!
Thank you!
We will now play "Ai no Terappu"
Amano-san, what song will you sing?
I will sing "Say Yes"
Before we knew it, we walked together with unchanged feelings
Just looking at it makes me want to do something
But it's always like a test
It's been a long time since I sang like this
Do you know?
Those days when we walked alone
I owe you a thousand yen
I didn't think it would feel so good
Thank you very much, Mr. Yamada. We'll let you go home.
Mr. Mukai, who just performed a splendid love therapy.
Thank you very much.
And now, Mr. Naiki!
Mr. Naiki will show us his true self!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you, too!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Yesterday, I searched for "yahoo" on the internet for the first time in a while. - It's "yahoo", you!
- It's "yahoo", if you say it like that! - Oh!
- I found a group of comedians who are funny. - Who are they?
- Do you know "downtown"? - Of course I do!
- What are you doing in front of him? That's rude! - I searched for "downtown" today.
- Let me tell you about it. - Is it okay for you to do it here?
- "downtown" is made up of Masatoshi Hamada and Takahiro Matsumoto's younger brothers. - It's complicated!
- It's not like you came out of your brother's barter!
- In 1982, we formed a group of comedians. - Search for it!
- Yoshimoto Industry's factory. - Is it gone now?
- They're doing their best in NSC. - I'm sure they're coming out of there.
- It's a memorable first generation, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- The second generation is called "simmies". - Yes, "tommies".
- Don't say it like an old woman's underwear! - It's called "highball".
- No, it's "highheels". - It's not broken with carbonated water.
- Their sense of humor has been recognized in no time. - Yes, it is.
- It seems like they've been passed down from their seniors. - I'm sure it's "ichimotsu".
- I'm sure it's "ichimotsu".
- And in 1987... - Yes?
- We were on a program called "It's 4 o'clock". - Yes, we were.
- It was broadcasted at 4 a.m. - Who would watch it at that time?
- It's amazing! - It's definitely in the evening.
- It was broadcasted in the morning. - Yes, it is.
- No one knows "dousotauso" in Kansai since then. - Yes, there are people like that.
- There are comedians who look like "umosoni". - Yes, "dousotauso".
- In Tokyo, it's "utchaso nachosaso". - "Nachosaso"!
- "Nachosaso", you poor thing! - "Dousotauso" in the west, "utchaso nachosaso" in the east and "Kim Jong-il" in the north.
- What kind of "best three" are you talking about? - "Nachosaso" started with "if only I could meet you in my dream". - "If only I could meet you in my dream"!
- If you tell that story to your wife, you'll be in trouble. - We've gone through a lot of "shitty" shows, too. - We've gone through "guts" and "guts", too.
- "Gakibutsuka" and "Arahen" and "Doubtown" and everything. - It was all shitty, we couldn't put it there. - Even now, it's a charismatic presence of many young comedians. - What are you doing? I'm not making you feel sorry for them.
- Please remember Real Kids. - No, let's stop with "downtown" for now.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Thank you very much, Knight Master! We'll give you a T-file!
"Downtown" is one of the most popular and wonderful comedies.
The venue is full of people.
If there's anyone who wants to make the venue even more exciting with their performance, please raise your hand!
There's no one like you!
Then, R. Jin, please!
I can say this to any person.
What are you saying?
I can say this to any person.
If you have a request, just say it.
Anything.
What is it?
Anything is fine.
Glasses.
I would like to sing "Glasses Anything" on your favorite WAM's "Uki Uki Wake Me Up".
What kind of "Anything" are there in glasses?
Please listen. Glasses Anything.
There are glasses.
I want to say it quickly.
There are glasses.
I want to say it quickly.
There are glasses.
I want to say it quickly.
There are glasses.
I want to say it quickly.
I want to say "Anything" in glasses.
Clouds are falling.
Ladies and gentlemen, please take care of your glasses.
Glasses should be worn when it's cloudy.
Furthermore...
Then, Mr. Kojima!
What kind of performance will Kojima Yoshio show us?
Well...
My gag...
Six times!
My gag until now...
Six times!
And finally...
My gag for this year...
Seven times!
I'd like to say...
But, but, but, but...
It doesn't matter!
It's okay, it's okay!
It doesn't mean anything!
Yes! Oppa, pippi!
Finally, zui, zui, zui!
Moe, moe, moe!
Which one is new?
Which one is new? I don't know!
I don't know, I don't know!
The Secret Bomb
It's a sudden gag.
Will it be a big hit with a sudden gag?
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
Don't you have any friends?!
Thank you for watching Kojima Yoshio!
I'll show you next time!
2021 is...
Moe, moe, moe!
Look forward to the break!
The next performer is...
Tokyo03!
King of Contents 2nd place winner!
Entertainment New Year's party is getting more and more exciting!
Entertainment New Year's party!
Next is...
Tokyo03!
King of Contents 2nd place winner!
Ah, I'm hungry...
Excuse me!
What do you want?
Can I order something?
Huh?
That Japanese style hamburger and salad set...
And which one?
Huh?
What is it?
Is it rice or bread?
What's with you?
What's with that attitude?
I'm a customer!
What a pain in the ass!
Manager!
What's wrong with you?
This guy...
Again?
Again with me?
Excuse me.
Yes, excuse me.
Huh?
You're tough.
Excuse me.
Yes, excuse me.
Hey!
Excuse me!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you, manager?
Yes!
What's wrong with him?
I'm sorry!
What kind of education do you give to employees?
What's wrong with you?
I know how you feel!
But! But!
There's one thing!
Please...
Bear with me!
I'll bear with you.
Yes!
Why?
I'm sorry.
You're the manager!
Tell him!
I can't do that!
Why did you tell me to bear with you?
Think about it! You have a microphone, don't you?
I'll tell you clearly.
The truth is...
As our boss often becomes my master.
So I don't want to force you so much.
I don't know you! This is none of your business!
You're so mean!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Please come!
We have a customer!
What's with his persuasion?
It seems like he's bad at lying.
Don't say it like that, idiot!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Customer! Hey! Customer!
Excuse me.
I'll cook, so wait for me.
Yes, sir.
How about a rice ball?
No, um...
A Japanese-style hamburger?
How about a rice ball?
No, um... a Japanese-style hamburger?
A rice ball! A rice ball!
Yes, sir.
Then, let's go.
I'll eat a rice ball.
Leave it to me.
Oh, no. I'm about to cry.
Thank you very much!
I'm glad you're fine.
I'm not very fond of parties.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Now, let's move on to a perfect story which is like a champion, which has exceeded the popularity of party games.
Speaking of party games, it's got to be this guy!
Let's welcome Mr. Reiji of the Nakagawa family!
How will Reiji of the Nakagawa family, who has a wide variety of games, liven up the party?
Then, some impersonations.
Good.
Yes.
Good.
Yes.
This is an old man in Osaka's Tsutenkaku Shinsekai.
Ah, good.
Thank you.
Next, an old man in Guam.
Hey, we're 15 pounds richer.
And finally, a young entertainer suddenly came to downtown Hamada-san who is having a meeting with his staff.
Do we have to keep doing it? Forever?
If we keep doing it, won't we run out of cameras?
Right?
Yes!
Thank you very much!
The New Year's party is getting more and more exciting thanks to the actors' impersonations!
The performance of the actors seems to go on and on!
And now...
Let's talk about it!
The tuna disassembly show by Mr. Rikurizushi!
With Mr. Rikurizushi's enthusiasm to make this New Year's party even more exciting,
the exquisite real tuna has arrived!
With this, everyone's tension will rise!
The tuna that Mr. Rikurizushi ate was caught on the spot, and even the actors were late!
The top of the second half that I want to make more exciting than tuna is...
Mr. Waraimeshi!
2010 N-1 CHAMPION Waraimeshi!
What kind of performance will the two actors show?
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Well, Christmas is over now. - Yes.
- Christmas means "Santa Claus", doesn't it? - Yes, it does.
- I think it's better for children to have a dream like that. - Do they have a dream like that?
- Well, they are just grandfathers, you know.
- It's like a myth, you know.
- Santa Claus has Santa Claus on his upper body and reindeer on his lower body.
- Isn't it "Kentauros"? It's creepy.
- That's why we should write "Santauros" on his name, you know. - That's right.
- I think it's better for children to have a dream like that. - You're right.
- Christmas is over now. - That's right.
- Why don't you try it? You're a child.
- I'll do "Santauros".
- Oh, it's Christmas!
- ♪ The red-nosed reindeer is... ♪
- No, it's Santauros' uncle.
- It's creepy!
- Oh, oh, oh! The stone is rampaging!
- Oh, oh, oh! The beast part and the stone are not connected at all.
- Oh, oh, oh! The "uros" part is creepy and dirty!
- "uros" part?
- Oh, "uros" is trying to go home!
- Oh, it's coming again!
- What are you doing here?
- You just came because you wanted to go home.
- Aren't you happy?
- What? - Aren't you happy?
- Are you serious?
- No, I'm usually like this.
- You're a child.
- ♪ The red-nosed reindeer is... ♪
- ♪ The laughingstock of everyone... ♪
- Oh, it's creepy! Someone!
- Uncle.
- Don't call me "uncle"!
- Merry Christmas.
- I don't care.
- Uncle. - Huh?
- I'm sorry for disturbing you, but... - What?
- Can you let me wear it?
- What do you want me to do?
- I don't feel good about it.
- You don't feel good about it? Why not?
- I ate chicken for Christmas.
- Yeah.
- My organs are ornamental animals, so I can't digest it.
- What? You're going to digest it with this?
- No, I'm not.
- What? - I'm going to stab you in the back.
- No, I'm not stabbing you in the back. Which one is it? Are there two of them?
- "uros" part.
- "uros" part?
- Are these socks for presents?
- Yes, they are.
- Don't you have a plastic bag?
- Hey, wear it! I'm begging you!
- No, you don't! I did it first!
- The red-nosed reindeer... - ...are always everyone's pride and joy.
- Red-nosed reindeer? - They just escaped from Siberia.
- Red-nosed reindeer? Are you kidding me? - They are pulled by a rope like this.
- Oh, really? - Yes. But this rope is useful for carrying supplies.
- What are you singing about? - Oh, I sang a good song.
- What's this? Oh, can I wear it? - Hey, stop!
- Hey, hey! - Hey! Are you wearing it?
- It was cold. - Was it only cold? - Of course.
- Oh, it was a gift. - Oh, a gift. - Yes, a warm socks. - You did it!
- The red-nosed reindeer... - ...are always ignored by workers and forced to work.
- You sang a good song!
- Hey, I used to be a normal reindeer. - Oh, really?
- But I fell from a reindeer and got injured. - Oh...
- You fell from a reindeer and got injured? - Oh, I'm sick!
- Come on, touch the part where you were about to get injured. - Why do you have to touch it? I don't like it!
- I want you to know it better! - I don't want you to know it!
- I want you to know the existence of Santa Claus better! - Oh, no! It's the worst! It's Christmas!
- You have a high fever, don't you? - Oh, I don't know!
- You have a heart attack. - Oh, stop it!
- It's going to rain tomorrow. - There is such a good guy, but I'm done with it!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
M-1's best Japanese comedy, "Thank you very much"!
And, without laughing, we continue with...
And we continue with Fujiwara Haranishi!
A man with a lot of gag and a lot of tricks, on stage!
Hello! I'm Yoshio Tatsu's senior, Haranishi!
I'm going to do as many gag as I can!
I wanted to see you! I wanted to see you! I wanted to see you!
But I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't!
Just kidding! Just kidding!
- Yes, let's do high-tempo shogi! - High-tempo shogi? What's that? What does it mean?
First move, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, nine, ten, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten...
It's all messed up!
- Busan! - Busan?
(Humming)
Ogeretsu Restaurant.
Today's menu is...
What's that?
Poop-hamburger with shomen-kake.
How about a side menu?
Don't make me angry!
As soon as it hurts...
Again!
What happens twice is...
Poop-hamburger with shomen-kake.
What's that?
Poop-hamburger with shomen-kake.
What's that?
I'm sorry.
Lastly...
Heisei Era.
Heisei!
Yes!
Poop-hamburger with shomen-kake.
Thank you!
Poop-hamburger with shomen-kake.
The performance of this man is...
Wow, wow, it's coming out.
Wow, scary, scary.
What's coming out? Who is it?
Who are you?
Potato-po-potato-bike.
Potato-bike.
What? What?
Who is potato-bike?
Potato-bike?
Your name is potato-bike?
Your name is not potato-bike.
Potato-bike?
You ride a motorcycle, don't you?
I don't.
You ride a motorcycle, don't you?
I don't.
What do you mean?
I don't get it.
Well, well, well...
From Kawashima...
Well...
Thank you for your cooperation this year, too.
With all my heart...
Everyone, I have prepared a present for you.
Yes.
Well...
I'd like you to open it.
Yes.
Well...
Well, then...
Yes.
Let's do this for the first one.
Well...
This one.
Well...
This is...
Yes.
Um...
A big dog's decoration.
Um...
Well, then...
It's a shiitake.
Well, then...
A big shiitake, which seems to take care of your ancestors the most.
What's that?
What do you want?
What's that?
This is a sacred big dog's decoration which has been visited by peaceful people.
It's a shiitake!
What's that?
This is a shiitake.
There is a half of it here.
It's easy to eat.
I'm happy! I'm happy!
I'm excited!
Then, let's go to the next one.
Next one is this one.
It's a part of a large grasshopper's belly.
Then, let's go to the next one.
Next one is this one.
It's a part of a large grasshopper's belly.
Then, let's go to the next one.
Next one is the last one.
The last one is this one.
It's a part of a large grasshopper's belly.
Then, let's go to the next one.
Don't say it!
Why don't you say it?
Don't say it!
I'm sorry, but you can't say it.
It's a part of a large grasshopper's belly.
You can't say it!
I'm sorry, but you can't say it.
Hey!
Don't be silly!
You're too silly!
What do you know?
There's no TV.
What do you know if the TV is off?
You're too silly!
Let me punch you.
I'm sorry, but you're my senior.
You have to do it properly.
You're a master of Tekken.
Hey!
Don't do it!
What's wrong with you?
You're my senior.
I'm sorry, but you're my senior.
This is an education.
It's a large grasshopper's education.
I'm sorry, but you're my senior.
Don't do it!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Take this!
Let's go!
Take this!
Do you want it?
Take it!
Do you want it? Take it!
I would like to move on to the next event.
Now, everyone, this year is the Year of the Rabbit, isn't it?
So, only for everyone born in the Year of the Rabbit, there is a chance game!
Downtown's two people and this neighbor, these six people will work together and challenge the game!
What kind of people are they?
I don't like the Year of the Rabbit!
That's right, it's the Year of the Rabbit!
Everyone born in the Year of the Rabbit will be challenged with the Year of the Rabbit VHS domino!
The chance game for happy Year of the Rabbit gamers is...
...the well-known VHS domino!
Within a two-minute time limit of 100 VHS dominoes...
...six people will work together and line up on the course...
...to complete the dominoes!
In the middle of the dominoes...
...the happy switch next to the Year of the Rabbit...
...will reach the goal!
At the end of the dominoes...
...if you catch all of the Year of the Rabbit tickets...
...falling from the moon's head without dropping them...
...you will clear the game!
If you can clear it in 5 minutes...
...one person will win 100,000 Yen!
It's a game you want to play, so it's the Year of the Rabbit dominoes!
As soon as the Year of the Rabbit gamers have finished playing...
...they go on standby and...
What's going on?
I don't know!
If you can't catch all of the Year of the Rabbit...
...you lose!
I don't know!
What should we do?
I'll do my best here!
It's okay!
Where should we look?
Here!
This way!
Sumida-san, is it okay over there?
Each of you will decide on your course...
...and start the game with your bandages on!
Understood!
Now then...
...let's begin!
Year of the Rabbit!
Ready... Start!
What is this?
Gold?
Eh? Is this difficult?
Yes!
Only 30 seconds left. Is he going to make it?
It's almost 1,000 yen!
Is he going to make it?
It's almost 1,000 yen!
Is he going to make it?
It's almost 1,000 yen!
Even though Domino reached the goal, six people are struggling.
The rabbit tickets are lying on the ground.
Do you have all the rabbit tickets?
Mr. Matsumoto!
Mr. Matsumoto! Can you show me your rabbit tickets?
Mr. Matsumoto!
Mr. Matsumoto! Your rabbit tickets!
If she had a habit, it would be her face, wouldn't it?
I didn't think you'd say something like that.
What's wrong with you, Downtown?
What do you mean? I'm not Downtown!
You're rude!
I'm sorry.
Downtown has admitted that it's easy to go to England.
They've earned 100,000 yen.
Everyone, that's not all!
After this is a big event filled with Downtown's gratitude!
After this, there will be a live broadcast of "S-ONE".
From now on, I'll hand over the baton to Downtown's two people.
I apologize in advance.
Is that so?
Yes, I'm sorry.
From now on is the main event!
From Downtown to entertainers, a big event filled with gratitude will begin!
The Bingo Battle!
Everyone, there are bingo cards in your handbags.
Please prepare yourself.
This is for the entertainers who have bingoed.
This is a luxury product as a gift.
It's the same as the dominoes we saw earlier.
It's an Auburn Blue Mike.
However...
This is a big chance.
There was a man who wasn't happy about it.
What's wrong with you, Downtown?
You look sad.
This is the only product you'll win!
What's wrong with you, Downtown?
You have a lot of stars, don't you?
Don't look!
Didn't you watch the rerun of the bingo competition we did last time?
What?
You said you wouldn't give us anything, but you made us do a lot of painful things! Remember that!
Shut up!
It was two years ago in New Year's Day.
The third day of the bingo competition was announced.
Apparently, that distance was burned into their minds and they couldn't separate.
You can't sink your right arm in a car!
The board has changed since this year.
The staff has gone all out.
That's right, the board has changed their minds.
This year, they've seriously prepared luxurious products.
Here we go!
The first product is...
It's sweet.
The first product is...
The latest rice cooker!
The first product of the bingo competition is...
The latest rice cooker that makes delicious rice fluffy!
Moreover, they've prepared three of them!
Well then, Mr. Matsuo, please choose one.
I'll choose one!
Well...
Number four!
I did it!
You did it!
Today's number 70!
"Ai"'s number 22!
"Oi"'s number 50! "Oi"'s number 50!
"Oi" came out. "Oi"'s number is 27!
The latest rice cooker's bingo challenge!
Come on! Come on!
You will challenge a new challenge!
If you don't drop the water gun that slides on the slope to the ground and catch it with your head, you will win the latest water gun!
Come on, Nakaoka!
Nakaoka, let's go!
Nakaoka!
This is like a team!
Come on, come on!
Let's do it like a team!
If something like this happens, I'll run to the bathroom.
Thank you!
Nakaoka's head is harder than Ja's!
Let's do it!
Nakaoka!
Water gun challenge!
Water gun!
Thank you!
Water gun!
Nakaoka!
This is like a team!
Let's do it like a team!
This is like a team!
Watch out for your fingers!
This is like a team!
It's the worst as a farmer's people!
I won't do it properly!
Come on, Nishida!
Get ready!
It's like you're saying "laughable food"!
You can't stop me like that!
What is this?!
Scary! Scary!
Nishida-kun!
Your escape pattern is already over!
Nishida-kun!
Your escape pattern is already over!
It's like you're saying "laughable food"!
You can't stop me like that!
What is this?!
You can't stop me like that!
Bingo Challenge!
Start!
Scary! Scary!
Nishida-kun!
Your escape pattern is already over!
Hey! That was close!
The challenger in Tokyo is also Nishida-kun, who lost to Kano-shi, who is a joker!
He didn't win a product either!
What's left is this man, who has caused countless miracles!
Do you know how many times we've played this kind of game?!
I'm going to sell space!
Alright, alright, alright!
Silly!
Hey!
You're a real man, you're not gonna lose to such a villain!
"Tetsuya-ru" Bingo Challenge...
Start!
You can do it!
Go for it!
You can do it!
Go for it!
You can do it!
Go for it!
He used a rough technique of removing the wheels.
Certainly, he stopped Suihanjer with his forehead!
The latest Suihanjer, he fought well!
I thought Nishida-san did it a lot.
It's hard, but it's like a burnt peach.
Now, the next product is...
Car Navigation System Gorilla!
The second product is not only a voice navigation system...
...but also a high-grade car navigation system Gorilla!
This time, it's a chance for everyone!
And...
...this time, it's a big surprise!
One person, two cars!
Why do you say "mong"?
You say "mong" all the time!
It's become a difficult talent to handle!
B-12!
B-12 is not here!
O-63!
G!
50!
Here it is!
7!
B-57!
N!
30!
30?!
7!
Bingo! Bingo!
Bingo?
Bingo!
Who will do the bingo?
Me!
I don't have a car, so I don't need it!
The first one to do the bingo is...
...the Asian Sumida, who is now an adult and riding a car!
The second one is...
...the B-class...
...the C-class!
C-class!
Bingo!
The three of you!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
We'll do rock-paper-scissors, so can you take out your bonds?
If you win against me, you'll get your bonds.
One, two...
The first one is...
N!
What are you doing?
Check!
What should we do?
One more time! One more time!
Bingo!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors?
The first one is rock! Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
And so...
The one who won the right to the Bingo Challenge is...
Sumida and Minro!
The Bingo Challenge is over there!
Wow!
The Bingo Challenge won by Carnavy Gorilla is...
Parachute Hana Hook!
The Bingo Challenge won by Carnavy Gorilla is...
Parachute Hana Hook!
The challenger will wear Hana Hook with a parachute at the starting point.
And...
While enduring the wind of the huge fan, go for the products and if you can get the Gorilla, you'll win!
The time limit is 30 seconds!
First, Mimura will challenge.
Will his hands reach the Gorilla?
If I'm not mistaken...
Since Jaa's first appearance...
Tetsu-chan hasn't spoken.
Even his words...
Now, challenger!
Yes!
It looks like you're getting ready!
Mimura's challenge!
Hana Hook is small.
Ready...
Start!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
No, you have not got 'ouch ouch' only.
Next, Sumida will do a parachute nose blowing challenge.
Sumida-san, you've done this before, right?
I've done it many times.
Is the wind already blowing?
I can't answer that.
Can a woman who has a nose that is easiest to catch get a gorilla?
Something's out!
I should have done it like this...
My heart hurts more than my nose hurts...
Until now, only Tecchan hasn't received any prizes, right?
Yes!
The next prize is...
PlayStation 3!
The next prize is...
The popular game console, PlayStation 3!
A toilet where you can read your own lines...
And a starter pack for PlayStation 3, where you can enjoy playing Titan Games, are also included!
In addition, there is also a chance for 3 people to win an Auburn Bullman!
If it's a regular show, it should be PlayStation 2!
The next prize is...
Auburn 67!
You guys are quite busy, so I'm going to start playing bingo!
Your smile is not enough...
Please smile more!
The next prize is...
N-43!
The next prize is...
N-73!
Bingo! Bingo!
That's great!
One more person!
That's great!
One more person!
Otohara and Ogi have both won a bingo!
One more PlayStation chance!
It's a "g"! "g"! "g"! "g"'s 60th!
"g"'s 60th!
Next up is... "g"'s 14th!
"g"'s 14th!
Yes! They're bingoed!
These three are the ones who've both bingoed...
Will they win a PlayStation 3?
These three's bingo challenge is...
"Chikubi Rugby Ball Kick"!
This time's bingo challenge is...
"Chikubi Rugby Ball Kick"!
The challenger will wear four choice pins connected to a rugby ball, each with their own necks and lips.
If you kick the ball as hard as you can and score a goal, you win the PlayStation 3!
PlayStation 3?
Yes.
What was this game called, Fujimon?
It's a chikuragu ball game.
Let's do it!
This is fun.
I play soccer.
I play soccer, too.
First, the kicker, who is a soccer player, will challenge.
Soccer challenge!
Ready...
Start!
I'm not doing it.
I'll do it.
Goal!
I see.
I think it was good up to this point.
You should have done it stronger. You should have raised it higher.
Yoshiko and Shinki's Gachou Koyabu will challenge.
I want you to bring me something I don't need.
You want to drink it? Drink it!
Drink it!
With a bomb in his neck that is too sensitive...
Koyabu, kick off!
Now! Koyabu's bottle challenge!
Ready...
Go!
Put it in! Put it in!
Put it in!
Turn it around!
When you become a beast, you will come out, won't you?
Let's do it one more time.
The other two didn't hurt that much.
Otohara, who is crying just by sticking it in...
Will he be able to kick the ball properly?
It was a small voice.
I did it!
Challenge...
Start!
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Kotohara challenges again with an unexpected Henachoco kick!
Go for it!
It's connected! It's connected!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Please take it back!
- It's okay. - He's drunk.
Scary, scary.
Now, the next product is...
weekly home appliances set...
Dyson vacuum cleaner and plasma cluster!
Next is also an expensive product...
A plasma cluster that gives you a comfortable space and...
with a turbine head...
Dyson cyclone vacuum cleaner with empty suction power forever...
A gift for two people!
Now, everyone is excited!
It's okay if you take it back!
This is...
B-1!
Is there still no signal?
There are still a lot of people here.
A-20!
Wow, B-5!
With this chance, the first Bingo winner is...
Rochicko Kato!
There is only one left!
C-0!
C-0?!
40!
There's none!
What?!
It's wrong!
Bingo!
It's wrong!
It's okay, it's okay!
It's two people, right?
Is there something this time, too?
What is it?
Is there something this time, too?
There's a challenge.
Is there something this time, too?
What is it?
It's okay!
Then, let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors is good for the first one.
The first one will be decided.
That's right!
With this result, these two won C-0!
But, here...
There is an announcement.
Announcement?
Matt-chan, you were too late!
There is an announcement.
[Laughter]
[Cheering]
This Bingo Challenge is not about hitting cans!
[Cheering]
The Bingo Challenge for the new home appliance set is...
Hitting Cans!
From hanging in the air with a wire, you rush to the wall of a hitting can!
If you catch the product tag in front of you, you get a new home appliance set!
They're off on a journey of their own, aiming for a dream home appliance set!
And...
We're ready!
We're going to do this one by one!
Let's do it at the same time!
[Cheering]
If you come down one by one, there's a product here!
Please grab this!
No way!
[Laughter]
How do you say this in Japanese?
Itogaki H!
[Laughter]
Go ahead, Koo-chan!
Me?!
Yes!
[Laughter]
Like this?!
Is it okay?!
[Laughter]
Koo-chan looks relaxed...
Aiming for the wall...
He flies!
Koo-chan's Bingo Challenge!
Start!
Catch!
Catch! Catch! Catch!
Catch! Catch! Catch! Catch! Catch!
Unfortunately, Koo-chan, you didn't win the prize.
I didn't have any intention of winning the prize.
Ok, Koo-chan!
Yes!
Let's go!
Watch and learn!
I'm really scared!
Looking at Koo-chan's flight, Koo-chan's speed is perfect.
Catch the wind!
Ogata's Challenge!
I'm scared!
Ready...
I'm scared!
Start!
I'm scared!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
From a desperate dive to a desperate reach of another old man!
What a shame!
And the next prize is...
Ah! Mr. Tomato!
What is it?
A gold ball!
It's a big chance!
If you haven't played bingo before, you'll all get a chance!
The gold ball is a big hit!
If you haven't played bingo before, you'll all get a chance!
Here is the special bingo challenge!
What do you mean?
Ah! Mr. Tomato!
A big bingo competition with a large number of prizes prepared!
But...
Mr. Tomato kept missing a lot of prizes!
So far, only one person has won prizes!
But here is a big chance!
If you haven't played bingo before, you'll all get a chance!
Here is the special bingo challenge!
It's a giant banana pyramid!
There are such prizes!
All the prizes up to now are displayed on the wall!
Let's have the fastest one win the next prize!
What a relief!
The giant banana pyramid has brought many comedians to hell!
This time, all products will be prepared at the top of the pyramid.
All comedians will run up at once.
The comedians will change their appearance to the dream pyramid that can be obtained if they grab the products quickly.
Thirty-seven comedians are ready to stand by in front of the luxurious products of their dreams.
Let's go to the top of the pyramid!
A challenge for comedians' willpower!
A lion's smile awaits!
Come on, everyone! Do your best and win!
A lion's roar is heard from the audience.
Hey! Hey! Don't run away!
I did it because I wanted to give up.
I want to do my best.
Please look forward to it in the show after this.
My newly-released lotion is not too hot.
Oh, I'm getting drunk.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm not drunk anymore.
I'm asking you.
Practice it yourself.
It's because I'm drunk that I can't sing.