AISubs v3.5
You son of a bitch!
Welcome to the world of 100 seconds!
Huh?
You're Ariyoshi, aren't you?!
I am...
Aripacino!
You've been coming to school since last time, haven't you?
Don't enjoy taboo.
Fashionable...
This time, Aripacino will challenge the world of 100 seconds!
The time limit is 8 people and only 100 seconds!
However, if you clear it, you can get 100,000 yen per game!
It's a barbaric plan!
Tonight, you'll dance to the pressure of money and time!
The world of 100 seconds!
Chard Revolution!
Now, let's begin!
The world of 100 seconds!
You said you'd do it, but I knew you'd do it!
Stop it!
Be careful!
Now, let's go!
This is the first game!
Go! Quick Butter!
One person at a time, fold up the cardboard boxes!
If you challenge in order and within 100 seconds, all 8 of you fold up the cardboard boxes, you'll get 100,000 yen!
Now, this is a simple game!
Oh, but you have to peel off the tape!
I haven't played this game much...
Now, let's go!
You guys in order!
Isn't it okay for us to do it in order?
Is it okay for us to do it in order?
Then, one person per person, about 12 seconds!
About 12 seconds...
It's okay!
We can do it!
The average time for a man in his 40s to fold a cardboard box is 12.5 seconds!
After peeling off the tape, the point is whether you can fold it quickly or not!
The 8 people who have completely ignored this game...
Will they be able to complete the challenge in the order in which they were lined up without any plan?!
There's a back, everyone, remember!
Ah, that's it! That's it!
You can do it no matter what you peel off!
Don't touch me!
Let me swim a little!
Now, let's go!
Yes!
Get ready!
Start!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
Hurry up!
Whoa!
You can do it! You can do it!
He pushed me away.
Push it further.
Push it again!
Push it!
One more minute!
Isn't it two points?
No, it's one point.
That's why you were in a hurry at the end.
You pushed me away!
What are you looking at?
You can do it, you can do it!
30 seconds!
20 seconds left.
Oh, no, oh, no! It's getting wet! It's getting wet!
It's getting wet!
I can't do it anymore!
It's getting wet!
I'm sorry!
I couldn't do it at the end.
Maybe I was the best.
Let's see it.
20 seconds!
You're good!
When I was watching it, I was watching it, and when I was in front of me, I suddenly forgot everything.
I forgot everything!
Mimura wasted 20 seconds by himself.
Even though he said it was easy, it was a time over for the sixth person.
Now, unfortunately...
This looks like fun.
By the way, you can do this game one more time thanks to the staff's goodwill!
Let's change the order!
You can do it, Otake!
For now, dogeza for me!
For now? What's that?
Let me do it one more time!
But...
Show me your sincerity, Otake.
Dogeza? Is dogeza allowed?
I'll let you do it, but show me your sincerity.
That's right, that's right.
Show me your sincerity.
It's dogeza match, right?
That's dogeza match, right?
I don't know.
I don't know, but it's an old game.
One more time, please.
OK, let's do it.
What's wrong with you?
Thank you.
We have to do it.
We have to do it in order, right?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Don't say it.
Touch is prohibited.
I'm sorry.
The second match is a match between two fighters.
The first fighter is Matsumoto.
The second fighter is Fujin.
Are you ready?
Fight!
Ouch!
Relax.
Relax, relax, relax.
Calm down.
It's alright.
I'm sorry.
Ouch!
That's good!
Hurry up!
Go Go Go Power!
OK OK OK OK
OK OK OK!
Go Go Go!
OMG!
Go! Go! Go!
Clean!
Matsumoto-san usually comes out later than me.
Why did you come out last?
I came out first and ninth.
Matsumoto-san is fast.
I can't do it twice in a row.
I'm just doing it because you told me to do it.
This is difficult.
Genshin Matsumoto uses the 19th.
Unfortunately, he didn't clear the first game.
Let's go.
This is the next game.
Versus...
Aripacino!
Seven meters away, there are eight Aripacinos.
Throw the ball in order and defeat one Aripacino at a time.
If you defeat all Aripacinos in 100 seconds, you'll get 100,000 yen.
I can do it.
This is the kind of game it is.
By the way, in order to defeat an Aripacino, you have to be non-bound.
And...
There is a possibility of two outs.
For two outs...
It's a violation!
What?
If you make two outs,
each time,
staff will join in and
rebuild the aripacino.
What? No count?
This time, you can throw as many balls as you like until you knock one down.
Ah, I see.
As soon as you knock one down, you can switch.
I see.
So we can keep throwing?
It's like that.
Let's start from there.
They are taking their time,
but they can't throw at all
in the autumn sports day
dodgeball match.
They are having a hard time
imagining it.
I can't throw at all
for 40 minutes.
You can't throw at all?
Were they that intense?
They are challenging in this order.
Let's go.
If all eight of you knock me down
in 100 seconds, it's clear.
Ready,
start!
Wow!
It's like a marine life.
Wow!
I'll get my own larger one.
Those seagulls seem rather similar.
I want one lower!
Maybe lower?
Lower, lower!
This guy can pass 39 seconds!
NOT CLEAR!
From a distant tree or an alpaca...
Unfortunately...
NOT CLEAR!
What?!
Where?
Miyasako came out of the line!
What?!
That's not fair!
What?!
This is...
This is the core of the problem!
He came out of the line with pride!
Miyasako, you're lucky you threw it here!
Miyasako!
Why didn't you tell me?!
I told you! I told you!
I told you!
Miyasako, you're cheating!
How much did you think I was cheating?!
Miyasako, you're cheating on top of cheating...
There's no way you can clear this!
And you know...
When I was about to go for the seventh...
With a surprisingly scary face...
I knew you were up to something!
What are you talking about?!
I knew you were up to something!
What are you up to?!
That moment was...
What are you up to?!
Matsumoto was afraid of his partner for many years...
Is it that bad?
You really tried to go first!
I knew it!
What will you do? Do you want to do it one more time?
No, we won't do it.
We won't do it.
You took it off and put it back in.
That's Miyasako's responsibility.
What is your wife's name?
Is it my wife's name?
Yes.
It's Noriko, though.
Tell Noriko-san how you thank her on a daily basis to the camera.
And lastly, say "I love you, Noriko."
I can't say it anymore!
Then the game is over.
Say it, say it!
Um...
I always say things about you on TV and other media...
I'm sorry for hurting you.
Oh, that's good.
And lastly...
Norikon, thank you.
Those were some words of love.
Norikon, Norikon!
The game is resumed with Otake's dogeta.
Dogeta it is.
My dogeta doesn't involve anything like that!
One more time, please.
Alright, let's do it!
Alright, let's do the second challenge!
Miyasako swears to her beloved Noriko that she won't violate the rules anymore!
Miyasako and another person plan to put Mimura in earlier.
This time, Matsumoto is the last one, but...
Matsumoto's smile when he's throwing is disgusting, so please be careful.
Don't say disgusting things!
Ready...
Start!
Don't say disgusting things!
I can't do it anymore!
That's really scary!
I can't do it anymore!
That's really scary!
I can't do it anymore!
I'm dying!
I can't do it anymore!
That's really scary!
I can't do it anymore!
He cleared it perfectly!
But, Aripacino was watching!
Please self-reflect.
You noticed, didn't you?
Please, self-reflect.
What about Aripacino?
Don't let Aripacino say it.
To be honest with you, I'll give you 100,000 yen.
100,000 yen?
You noticed, didn't you?
What's wrong, Miyasako?
What? What? What?
I don't know if it's my imagination, but...
When I finished reading it, I noticed that...
There were quite a lot of things written on it.
You're a genius!
You're crazy!
And so...
With Miyasako's responsibility, this game...
Is not cleared!
We finally cleared it!
However! We'll give Miyasako 100,000 yen!
We're so strong!
We did it!
We're honest people, you know?
You're honest people and you get rewarded for it, huh?
Since Miyasako was out, the team didn't get any prize money!
However!
Miyasako, who is honest, received a reward from Al Pacino!
Now, the next game is this one!
Who are...
The winners of this game are...
The winners of this game will all receive 10,000 yen!
If you keep winning for 100 seconds, you'll receive 100,000 yen!
Now, everyone, concentrate!
Let's go!
We did it too much, didn't we?
Ready...
We should've won.
Start!
You can do it!
64 seconds remaining.
What? 64 seconds remaining?
Didn't you say half of it just now?
Seriously?!
What a shame.
The eight of them were trying their best, but they only had 36 seconds left.
It didn't go far enough for them to clear.
Why is Udo-chan, who has the most fans, the team leader?
It didn't go far enough for them to clear.
Let's do it like that next time.
Let's do it. Let's go.
Well, that's it for this game.
Stop it!
I thought it would be the easiest one.
Do you want to do it?
I want to do it!
In that case, Mimura...
Yes?
What is your wife's name?
I'm glad I didn't marry you.
Miyuki is good.
Please say a word of thanks and love for Miyuki.
Miyuki's fried food is the best.
It's fried food!
Well then, Ohtake...
Please show us your Go-Hiromi impersonation.
You've done it before!
You have to do it seriously.
Go-Hiromi!
I'm counting on you a little more.
I'll hold you in my arms.
I'll always be with you.
That's good.
This kind of thing...
This kind of thing exists?
Does this kind of thing exist in Rinkan?
Let's go to the third game!
Let's go to Rinkan!
Let's go!
It's cold!
Ready...
Start!
It's cold! It's cold! It's cold!
It's a good workout!
Ah, we're close!
Ah, it's coming! It's coming!
Don't do it too much! Don't do it too much!
Ah, we're close! It's coming! It's coming!
This is it!
Wow!
Go! Go!
It's coming! It's coming!
Go! Go!
Let's save ourselves!
Oh, it's coming down!
It's coming down!
Within 40 seconds...
Go! Go!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
The tissue got caught in the set and time passed.
What did Alpha Team see?
Too bad!
Area out!
Area! Area!
We didn't say area!
What?
There was also a foul for fixing the tissue.
Fixing the tissue?
That's pretty common.
Unfortunately...
What?
It's not clear.
The owner, Alpha Team,
saw the tissue getting caught in the set as a foul and
didn't clear the game.
Oh, this is awesome!
This is the next game!
Suphone Paradise!
A huge suphone is sticking out of the wall!
One by one, take out the suphone!
If you take everything in front of you, you'll get a reward!
If you take everything in 100 seconds, you'll get 100,000 yen!
I see...
Hurry up and put in the suphone!
I've never seen anything like it!
Isn't it amazing?!
Wow!
It takes a lot of time!
Wow!
It takes 12 seconds for one person!
Wow!
Decide on the order!
What should we do?
Order?
Let's do it one by one!
Udo-chan uses it a lot!
I have to try it!
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's great!
It's amazing!
It's the best!
This woman will challenge the fight of the members who are used to using their supplies!
Get ready...
Start!
Go! Go!
Oh, you can go!
Wow!
You can go!
Can I do it with both hands?
Do you want me to use both hands?
Use both hands!
If you use both hands, you can go!
You can go!
Oh!
Wow!
The all members are going!
Wow!
It will take 12 seconds!
Yes!
It's the best!
It's good!
It's great!
You are doing it fast!
Yes!
He can't say anything!
You won't say it again!
Amazing!
You can do it!
Watch your smile!
You can do it!
Slowly!
You can do it!
You didn't violate anything!
Congratulations! You cleared it!
I'll give you 100,000 yen!
Finally!
With only 34 seconds left in the goal time, Fusei didn't make any mistakes and cleared it perfectly!
Today, for the first time, 100,000 yen prize fight!
The next game is this!
"CATCH! THE COCA-COCO"!
There are eight chickens in the cage!
Enter the cage one by one and catch one chicken!
If you catch all of them in 100 seconds, you'll get 100,000 yen!
Now, let's move to a separate set!
I don't like this...
I haven't done this in a while...
Now, Hamada...
Yes!
Say "OPEN! THE COCA-COCO"!
What's with that title?
You just said it, but you can't say it like that!
If you say it like that...
It's already started without me saying it...
Yes...
OPEN! THE COCA-COCO!
It's true!
There's only one left!
Give it to me!
I don't want it!
I won!
This is not it!
I'm sorry!
Since it's Christmas season, you can only get seven chickens!
Why?!
I'm angry!
He's really angry!
There's a lot of chickens!
I can't do it anymore!
Dad, say something!
It's Hoto-chan!
Dad, say something!
It's Hoto-chan!
Now, decide the order!
Hoto-chan is first!
Wait!
It's true!
It's blood!
Now, let's go!
Ready...
Start!
It's blood!
It's not going in!
Go there!
Chance!
That was amazing!
It's fast!
It's bread!
It's fast!
It's not time!
It's not like that!
It's bread!
Ready...
Start!
Go behind!
It's bread!
It's not gonna go in!
I'm sorry!
It's bread!
Go behind!
It's bread!
Go behind!
It's bread!
He looks like a Tandem.
Fast!
30 seconds.
You can't go in if you don't open it.
Push, push!
30 seconds!
Great!
Nice!
20 seconds!
It's coming!
It's scary!
It's over.
It's no good.
I'm sorry!
I can't say anything!
If you say anything, you'll get attacked.
I'm sorry about that.
What a shame.
But!
I'm moved by your hard work!
Let's do it one more time!
Decide the order!
That's enough!
Decide the order!
If you're going to do it like that...
Can I choose the one who looks like the worst?
Are you going to decide it yourselves?
What are you going to do?
Otake...
Hamada...
Natsumoto...
Why are you...
I'm sorry.
Then let's start with the pelican-hunting Hotohara!
What?!
You're too kind!
Hotohara, you're okay now, right?
If you're going to say "dynamite", say it here!
That's right!
Let's say it together!
You're too kind!
If you say "dynamite" at the end of the year, I'll say "pericante"!
You're too kind!
If you say "dynamite" at the end of the year, I'll say "pericante"!
What are you doing?
If you say "pericante" for me...
Okay! I'll accept that rule!
Thank you!
Here we go!
Ready... Start!
Let's go.
Go away.
I forgive you, Koto-chan.
You're doing well.
It's your first time.
You're getting used to it.
But you're in a bad position.
You're right.
Koto-chan was good at pelican dancing.
This is bad, this is bad!
Put away your wife, put away your wife!
This, this will be returned, won't it?
Put away your wife.
You are so annoying!
Keep calm.
You are moving!!
A little more, a little more.
Hold on.
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it, Hamato!
You can do it!
I'm going to lose weight!
I'm really going to lose weight!
You can do it! You can do it!
Do your best!
Me?
Do it!
Wow!
Hamato! Where are your glasses!?
Wow!
Isn't it bad?
I think you're not used to the wheel!
I'm not used to it!
Go, Go, Go!
You can do it, You can do it!
Hang in there, Saito! Hang in there!
Saito! You didn't try hard enough!
It was over as you jumped out.
But, well...
What happened?
Your white skin was straight.
There was no other way.
I didn't know...
Hey, is it enough?
Yes, it is.
Let me go!
Say it, Saito!
Let me go, or I'll go crazy!
Otohara's courageous effort is in vain, and with only one more step, the time is over!
Now, let's go to the last attraction!
This one!
"The Number"!
From 1 to 19, you will see an illustration with a missing number.
Guess the number!
If you get it wrong again, it's over!
Now you know it.
But, this is the last game.
If you succeed, you will receive 200,000 yen.
But, if you fail, you will have to pay 100,000 yen.
What about Miyasako's 100,000 yen?
Let's pay Miyasako's 100,000 yen, too!
All of it?
Shut up and praise me!
You can only answer "of course" once.
You can't make mistakes.
Who's good at guessing?
I'm really bad at guessing.
What about Hamada-san?
I don't know.
The pelican owner is good at guessing.
You can only answer "of course" once.
If you win, can you give me one pelican ride?
One pelican ride?
What do you mean "one pelican ride"?
Just one pelican ride?
I'm sorry.
Just one pelican ride?
In order to catch up with the pelican break,
this woman will challenge the last game, which cost her a total of 300,000 yen!
Let's go!
Yes, sir!
Ready, go!
Start!
8, 1, 8, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 8, 8, 9, 8, 8, 8, 10!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
There's a 3-iron! There's a gun! There's no gun!
Hey, Mudo-chan!
It's hard to get it.
I don't know what you're saying.
I couldn't hear a thing.
The worst channel in the history of TV.
It's been 60 years.
Unfortunately, you'll have to pay in full.
Please wait! I beg you! Please wait!
No matter how much you apologize, you won't get it.
Somebody, replace me!
Kaba!
What's your wife's name?
I couldn't hear a thing.
This is a big problem.
No, Torina will do.
Wait! Wait!
What's Torina?
Natsumi.
Natsumi?
Yes.
Then, say your thanks and love for Natsumi.
That's better.
I'm sorry for everything.
I think it's better for you to be naked.
Is that what you want to say?
I'm sorry for everything.
Please continue to support me.
I'm counting on you with a happy face.
Thank you very much.
Well, that's what the staff always say.
Let's do it one more time!
This time, they'll lower their awkward faces and go to hell in order to fight downtown!
Well, let's do it! This is our last chance!
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Are you nervous?
No.
11!
Good job!
15!
It's okay.
No.
5, 6.
Yes, there is one.
No, no, there is not one.
7.
12.
I can do it, I can do it, I can do it.
40 seconds to go.
40 seconds, 40 seconds, 40 seconds, 40 seconds...
12.
Got it.
Come on...
30 seconds left.
You can do it, you can do it.
Shhhh, shhh...
It's delicious, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Let's eat it.
It's delicious.
Yes, it is.
Let's eat it.
10 seconds ago.
10, 9, 11, 12, 13.. 13!
I've lost!
Go ahead, go ahead.
You can't say anything else.
Yes, I can say anything.
Can you say "popcorn" now?
10.. 10.. 10.. 10..
10.. 13.. 12.. 12.. 10..
10.. 17..
It's hard.
What's it?
How many times do we have to say it?
But if we say it many times, we might be able to do it.
"Gocchi" (gocchi = "guts")
Unfortunately, it's over now.
What will you do? Can you do it?
I think we can do it.
The eldest can do it.
I think we can do it.
I'm sorry.
If you guys are like that, you should say something.
Maybe we can do it.
If you say it many times, we might be able to do it.
I'm sorry.
If you say it many times, we might be able to do it.
8, 9, 10!
I'm going crazy!
Who's going to do it?
So you want to do it one more time, right?
Yes.
Matsumoto!
Yes!
What's your wife's name?
Don't go so far!
But I like her!
Just call her "tourina".
"Tourina"?
What's "tourina"?!
Then I'll call you "Michiko".
Are you really "Michiko"?
"Tourina" is "Michiko"!
"Michiko" is "tourina"!
Then...
Show me your best impersonation of Yokoyama Yasushi!
Um...
I'm not good at it!
But you were doing it just now!
No! I don't know about this!
You were doing it like this!
From the bottom, you were doing it like this!
You're making me laugh!
Hotohara!
Yes!
Show me your best impersonation of Yokoyama Yasushi!
Yasumi Ake!
You're too excited about the helicopter!
That's right!
You're too excited about the helicopter!
I'm sorry! Show me your best impersonation of Yokoyama Yasushi!
Do it right!
I think you should do it right.
Do it right!
One more time, please!
Here it is.
You bastard!
Let's do it for the last time!
Can I say something?
Yes, you can.
Let's start from Usagahagi.
Don't raise your head!
Are you a doctor or what?
This is the last chance for the kind Al Pacino!
Will he win the prize money or get all the money he wants?
It's a big match that costs 300,000 yen in just 100 seconds!
Ready...
Start!
Huh?
Eight!
Huh?
Sixteen!
Thirteen! Fourteen! Five! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven!
Fourteen! Five! Six! Five! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven! Twelve! Thirteen! Fourteen! Five! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven! Twelve!
There he goes.
Flip flopping tail.
Tisch!
Get out of here!
Tisch!
Don't insult each other.
Tisch does it!
Titch doesn't!
It can't be helped.
If we all do dogeza, we'll think.
Think? Think of what?
Are you going to let me do it?
That's right.
I got it!
If we all do dogeza...
Let me challenge you one more time.
This program is brought to you by UNITY BAT and GORAM STONED.
Dogeza hard and say "sumimasen" with me.
Now, go ahead.
Sumimasen...
Where did Alpacino go?
Let's all go to Gagoya.