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Tonight, Rincan will approach the biggest mystery in the entertainment world.
I am...
Mystery entertainer Hoto Ara Toru!
Hoto-chan!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're not good at talking, are you?
Let's cut it out for now.
I thought you'd give me a round of applause.
So, today, we're going to...
maintain Hoto-chan for an hour and a half!
Wait a minute, this is a bit of a joke, but...
Hoto-chan is dead, right?
That's right!
This is a sexual drama, right?
In a way, it's like "dead man"
But, people who watch TV
have a lot of things they don't know about Hoto- chan, right?
Yes.
Do you want to know?
There are a lot of things you don't know about him.
He's not a serious man!
There are things you don't know about him.
So, everyone, let's ask Hoto-chan something.
Why does Hoto-chan...
choose a hairstyle out of a number of hairstyles?
That's right!
For example, for a woman,
if you gave her a hairstyle or hairstyle she likes,
do you think she'd lose to her hair?
Ah, I see.
That's possible.
Right?!
Why does she choose this hairstyle over and over again?
Even though she has hair, it doesn't change.
Hoto-chan, you like comedy, don't you?
Hoto-chan, in a certain instance...
That's right.
I don't know what you're doing, but...
It's hot!
I wonder if it's hot or not.
It's funny!
That's right!
It's funny when you watch it, right?
Over 20 years,
Motohara has lived his life as a comedian.
However, even for members who have lived in the same program for 5 years,
it's difficult for them to understand Motohara.
What kind of mystery will the four researchers solve?
Then, a shocking fact will be revealed!
Hoto-chan, you're...
after me, aren't you?
Of course.
Also, their feelings for their partner Miyata...
I don't like it!
Tonight, Motohara and my life will be revealed!
Hoto-chan Research Association, what does Miyasako, who has been together for 20 years, want to know first?
First of all, what I want to know the most is what people around me think of Hotohara Toru, who I honestly hate right now.
I'm curious about this. I want to know how he is valued. I think he is recognized as a human being.
The first phenomenon - What do people think of Hotohara?
First of all, my colleague from the agency, Black Mayonnaise.
I looked up what people think of Hotohara and would like to ask you about it.
What do you think of Hotohara?
What do I think of him?
Obama...
He has a face like this.
I have the image that he is kind-hearted.
But when I meet him in the field, he is very kind.
He doesn't come to me in particular.
But when I notice him, I think, "Oh, he is kind. I'm glad you came."
He is like a zabuton.
It's not like he's pulling my butt.
I try not to get tired of him.
That's why I like him.
Is it strange?
It's not rude.
Next, these two.
Obama...
What do you think of Hotohara?
Obama...
What do you think of him?
Well, he's kind...
That's what I'm saying!
Kindness is...
You're kidding me, right?
Yeah, well...
I've met him before...
He was in a team with me in a dream match...
That's right!
I just remembered it!
It's rude of me to say I remembered it...
Next up are these two!
What does a popular person think of Otohara?
Well, he's kind...
That's what I'm saying!
Kindness is...
It's a mystery, isn't it?
Well, he's kind of like an older brother...
Yeah, I guess you could say that...
Hey, I had this kind of thing...
I talked about it briefly...
Is it okay for you?
He said something like that...
That's a shallow answer!
He's kind of like an older brother...
Yeah...
Next up...
What does Otohara think of Otohara?
It's round, so it's like taking corners of all the houses and tables and making them round.
It's all about the collar.
I don't think you'd wear a shirt with a collar or something like that.
You'd wear a round collar, like a blouse, or a sweatshirt and a hoodie.
That's right.
I think he's someone who laughs a lot.
That's true.
But does he smile a lot?
No, I've seen him on TV and stuff.
I don't really have anything in common with him, so I don't know much about him.
He's really nice, no matter what program we're on.
He smiles at us like, "Is he going to smile like that?"
I think he's a really kind and wonderful person.
I also like Hokkaido and horse racing and stuff like that.
It's an image, but whenever I go there, I go to say hello.
I have the image of changing clothes every 40 minutes.
Like, "You're wearing a suit from Japan?"
Up until now, Motohara hasn't said anything nice about Miyasako.
But this time, Motohara had the opposite impression of Miyasako.
When I say that I want to erase Miyasako from the ring, it seems like Miyasako is being mischievous.
But Miyasako is actually someone who has a lot of common sense.
And in the shadows of Miyasako, there's a lot of things that I don't know about him.
For example, I went to Amagasaki for "Ringman" the other day.
I went to Amagasaki for "Ringman" the other day.
When I was walking around the city, I felt like I was alone.
So I was laughing and laughing.
Oh, I see.
I was laughing and laughing.
I was walking around the city.
Onohara's unexpected side is analyzed by Higashino.
From Miyasako's point of view, I think I was raised like that.
I think my father has the same gender as a cute boy.
Please take note of it.
I heard a rumor.
When I went home one day, I saw Miyasako's bed.
Please take note of it.
I don't know much about it.
Onohara's image investigation ended with a shocking revelation.
I see.
Looking at this part, it's even more mysterious.
That's right.
When I asked a certain number of people, most of them were kind.
It's true that kind people are kind, but Higashino is the longest relationship.
Higashino has a lot of information about his father.
First of all, this part.
My father was of the same gender as a young man.
Young men are amazing.
How old are young men?
First of all, whether this is true or not.
I will answer because it is the closest, but it is true.
What does it mean?
I think it was a few years ago.
A few years ago?
Please take note of it.
When I went home the other day, I saw a college student.
A college student?
In his own room.
Moreover, without any hesitation, he said "Oh, hello."
I couldn't ask him, and when my father came home, I asked him again and again, and by chance...
He said, "There is no place for students who live together in a bar or something to live in."
So I said, "Oh, the room is open. Let's live in it."
That's amazing.
Rather than answering two questions, he himself invited me.
My father is a nomad.
In the past, there were many women in Okinawa.
It's not like this.
It's a big feeling, isn't it?
It's a big feeling, but it's welcome.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm an amateur researcher.
I understand.
The setting is like that.
As a researcher, don't you have much of a woman's image?
Yes, I don't.
I understand that you value your wife, but...
I'm like a mannequin.
My crotch is loose.
I don't think there's anything.
I think it's like a steel plate.
That's right.
That researcher reveals what it looks like from a woman's point of view.
Examination 2.
Otohara Zazen Party by Female Comedians.
As of November, that Zazen Party was held in a certain cafe in Tokyo.
I won!
This time, in the Zazen Party, what kind of revolution is represented by the Women's Union Party?
What kind of Zazen Party will they spread about Otoha?
Otoha seems like a busy place.
Well, but...
She's a senior in the company.
She's a senior in the office.
She's often busy at work.
That's right.
I haven't met her in private.
We haven't met in private either.
We haven't met either.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Ms. Koshiro.
We haven't met either.
We haven't met.
Let's eat!
It's getting cold.
It looks delicious!
Otoha seems like a sexy woman.
She's sexy!
She looks like a chrysanthemum.
She's pretty!
Oh, gosh!
She's a fairy.
Yes, she is.
She looks like a twenty-something or something...?
She looks good in anything.
She's pretty.
She's got great elements.
But she's also still not very attractive.
I don't think she's very masculine either.
No, not really.
She's quite cute.
Other than that, she's quite stiff.
Wearing her hair up high, bleaching her hair while doing it...
[Cheering and laughing]
She's amazing!
Oh, this is gross!
It's true that she likes gambling, right?
A horse race too, so it's quite often that she's like that all of a sudden.
I think she has a strange feeling about it.
I think she's got a bit of D.Va's blood.
I think she's a bit dangerous.
She uses drinks and all, she's an actress and she uses drinks.
She's an old actress.
She's a Japanese actress.
I don't think she's going to say she's gay.
I don't think she will say it.
I've never heard of it.
To be honest, can you see it as a man?
I think you can do it if you try hard.
Hmm...
He's just like you, right?
He's like a woman.
He's like a woman!
He's a man, he's a man.
He's like a woman.
Yes, he is.
He's like a woman.
His voice is strong.
But if Miyasako-san and Kotoharu-san are not there, then which one is it?
Ah, it's getting boring.
I don't like being talked about.
Miyasako-san is a little...
That's right.
We can't do it, can we?
Yes.
Let's do it in about 5 minutes.
That's right.
It's true that Hotohara-san can't do it for a week or a month.
But that makes me feel bad!
No, no, no.
But I think it's better to be gentle.
I'm sure you'll be able to do it.
It's definitely nice.
No, no, no.
What do you think, Chimya-san?
Me?
What do you think?
I'll be the most serious about it.
The most serious about it?
I'll be serious about it.
I haven't talked about it with anyone yet.
If you're my first opponent, which one is better?
Yes, yes.
If you're my first opponent...
As I thought, if you're my first opponent...
Yes?
I'm scared.
Why?
I think it's better to be rough.
That's your first time?
Yes, it is!
What's wrong with you?
I want to experience something like that for the first time.
Is that rough?
For me...
For the first time...
Miyasako-san...
Yes?
After a while...
After experiencing a lot of things...
Satohara-san...
That's all for the women's game show!
Um...
I've only done that.
Chimya-san, you sound like a female congressman.
You only look happy.
I'm sorry for being a female congressman.
Okay, next detective team.
Yes!
Researcher and detective team.
Me...
Um...
Hodo-chan's...
Yes?
Normal...
Behavior is...
I don't know what I'm doing.
You go home early.
I go home early.
It's like I'm walking home.
I don't go to the beach.
I see.
It's a mystery.
So, um...
Normal...
Behavior is...
I don't know what I'm doing.
But it's close.
Yes.
Please watch it.
Yes.
I'm interested in it.
Make it cool.
Now, Hokkaido is full of blood!
That man is... Hokkaido's...
Man is...
He is good at flying cherry blossoms far away.
I like horses, too.
I like them too much to be able to talk to horses.
Otohara is 42 years old.
His everyday life is full of mystery.
And he doesn't talk about it.
He talked about his feelings for his partner, Miyasako.
Do you know what Miyasako thought of you?
Well, of course.
It's only a total thank you, but...
No!
Otohara doesn't remember anything.
He doesn't know where he's looking.
The camera also captured the man's enormous vision.
It's embarrassing!
It's a joke!
It's because you're separated from your partner!
He has no idea of what's around him.
But there is a love that no one can love.
And tonight...
The feelings that Otohara has for his partner...
The feelings that Otohara has for his partner... are revealed.
On that day of autumn rain...
At the meeting place...
Otohara...
On his love car's love phone...
Appeared in a terrible state.
I didn't know about this!
Good morning!
Nice to meet you!
What do you have?
Well...
Even if we get in...
Even if we get in, we'll get in, right?
Really...
In this weather...
Look...
Of course, it's my fault.
Sora...
Yes?
Sora-san...
Where...
We asked Hotohara to act like we usually do when we have free time.
Of course.
Don't you listen to music in the car?
No, that's not it.
The staff just came, so I'm lowering the volume.
He's raising the volume.
What is it?
How are you, doctor and nurse?
Are you doing well?
- That's good. - That's good.
Are you happy?
Being hospitalized isn't so bad when the staff is friendly.
- What's "being hospitalized"? - Well...
You may have heard of it, but...
Ishikawa Ryo-kun also does it. It's called "speed learning".
- This is it? - Yes.
Don't laugh at me.
Is it okay for me to just listen?
It's like...
Listening is very important.
If you keep listening...
Well...
You'll get something.
- But I think it's better than not listening. - You're not good at explaining!
How many times do you have a fever?
So instead of listening to music...
When you're driving, listen to music.
I've been going here every day.
We're here!
- We're here? - Yes.
It's a real golf club.
The first place we visited was a golf shop.
Hotohara, who loves golf, says that he comes here when he has time.
And so Hotohara chose to go to a golf club.
You like golf, don't you?
What are you going to do?
I'm going to try it out.
If you don't hit it, you don't know if it's right for you or not.
You say "shout" here, but there are various hardnesses.
What is "hardness"?
I forgot to say it.
"Hardness" and "softness" are different, aren't they?
What?
"Hardness" is...
Explain it to me.
Hotohara, who is particular about the hardness of the shaft, has another particularity.
A senior from the east who is also a golfer told me about it.
I heard that "love" for Miyazato Ai-chan is amazing.
For Miyazato Ai-chan...
You know it well.
I don't know if it's true or not, but...
You know it, don't you?
This is a bomb statement, but...
Hotohara is aiming for Miyazato Ai-san.
Ai-chan, run away!
Actually, Miyazato Ai-san is very good at golf.
I asked him about that truth.
Surprisingly, I really like sports players.
It doesn't matter if it's Ai-chan or Miyazato Ai- chan.
Which one is Ai-chan?
I don't know...
I guess...
Muscles and such...
What is your favorite food?
Me? Well...gyoza...yaki-soba...yaki-meshi...
You always say "yaki"!
You always say "gyoza"!
Otohara doesn't show himself when he walks in the city.
Even though he is a celebrity, he doesn't hide his face or dress up.
I don't really do that.
So I'm very grateful.
I usually just wear a cap and walk around like this.
Otohara often comes to the bookstore when he has time.
It's amazing that he doesn't look at the camera when it's rolling.
We didn't know about Otohara's way of enjoying himself in the bookstore.
When I see people like him, I feel like I've been there.
I go to the bookstore and I drink beer and I eat sausages and I feel like I've been there.
That's one of the things I like about going to the bookstore.
Otohara invites us to a cafe.
But, in this peaceful cafe in the afternoon, an incident happens.
After this, another problem occurs!
Otohara invites us to a cafe in the afternoon.
But, in this peaceful cafe in the afternoon, an incident happens.
I'd like a banana milkshake.
Yes.
10 minutes? What's going on?
Nothing.
The drinks we ordered...
Oh no!
...don't come.
Maybe they're planning to bring them all together.
No, I think so.
We've been drinking for about 10 minutes now.
People outside are staring at us.
I don't know.
Maybe they're planning to bring them all together.
I don't know.
Maybe they're planning to bring them all together.
Can I say it?
Don't say it at all.
It's okay.
Let's wait for 30 minutes.
What do you mean?
Don't say it.
As he said, 25 minutes have passed since we ordered.
That's terrible!
It's still early.
Then...
Look at this.
The banana shake...
...has arrived.
It's good.
Even though it's good, as a bad person...
After drinking up the banana shake in one go,
Hotohara headed to work.
In the car, he asked a question like this...
As a family, or as a wife...
It's a unique feeling, isn't it?
Well, of course...
It's only a total thank you, though...
What are you going to do about it?
I'll say it myself.
Say it.
That's hard.
Sometimes...
Huh?
Sometimes it happens, but...
It's...
That...
The place you're in.
If you ask me why I'm here, it's because of Victoria Golf...
And over here, there's the dentist I always go to.
You got it around Sancho, didn't you?
Sancho is a bakery.
Is this a bakery?
It's a bakery that makes bread.
Hotohara will never be late.
You're going to be late.
No.
Sometimes it happens, but...
Don't worry about it.
I'll be here in about 30 minutes.
It's because you can afford it that laughter is born.
That is...
Toru Hotohara's...
Game.
That's how it started.
What does "pokappa" mean to you, Kotora-san?
Idiot.
You're lying.
You're amazing.
It's like editing and using and throwing away.
You forgot how to throw it away.
It's true.
That's right.
That's amazing.
This is bad.
But you still had feelings for Miyasako.
I was overwhelmed.
But you cried when you met Miyasako.
I was totally grateful.
You were totally grateful.
I'm just embarrassed.
It's true.
It's been a while since it's been true.
Can you close your eyes?
You were totally grateful.
You're amazing.
You're like an old man.
What does "pokappa" mean to you, Kotora-san?
I don't know.
You don't know for a reason.
Then we don't know.
We don't know.
I'm back.
The last test is a forbidden test.
A face that adults can't believe.
"It's correct until morning" debate.
This is a debate in which eight people give correct answers about a certain stage.
What kind of correct answers will be thrown out tonight?
Here is the first question!
"Ta" begins with a sexy male celebrity.
Sexy?
Even if you say that all of a sudden...
But you're not good at it.
Is that so?
For how many years have you been using "sexy"?
Is it that long?
Is it wrong to use it at this point of time?
Is "sexy" always "sexy"?
Does it mean you're always sexy?
Of course.
You're always "sexy", right?
It's not "sexy"!
Get out of here!
Don't bite me for the first time!
It's "sexy".
Is it okay?
I don't know the meaning of it, but...
Tamura is also "sexy".
Is that so?
Tamura is also "sexy".
It's different.
I see.
It's not "sexy".
It's "sexy".
I know, I know.
I'm almost 60 years old now, but...
I think there are more "sexy" people in Tamura.
What do you think?
Is it that "sexy"?
It's "wild".
"Wild" is "sexy", isn't it?
No, it's "wild".
"Wild" is "sexy", isn't it?
I think "sexy" is a bit long.
It's okay if "sexy" is long, isn't it?
"Sexy" is like...
It's like a short-time shine.
A moment of shine.
Is that "a moment of shine"?
No, it's "sexy".
It's like "takashi katsunori".
I see.
It's like "making you blush".
I think it's like "making you feel excited".
I see.
I don't think it's "sexy".
It's "sexy".
I don't think it's "sexy".
It's like "making you feel excited".
After all, "sexy" is...
It's "sexy".
You've come to a good place.
I think it's "sexy".
You've seen it, haven't you?
Yes.
But it's "tamura masakazu" after all.
It's "sexy", isn't it?
It's a long-term policy.
It's "sexy" in a sudden.
"Sexy" is "masagazu", though.
"Masagazu".
Tamura Masakazu
This is "Tamura Masakazu", isn't it?
What?
But it's very...
That's enough!
It's not in the question.
"Tamura Masakazu"!
"Ta" begins with a sexy male celebrity.
The correct answer is "Tamura Masakazu".
Next question!
"Shi" begins with a housewife buying something at the supermarket.
"Ta"?
At the supermarket?
Is it true?
It could be anything.
"Shin"?
At the supermarket?
"Shin"?
Then, at first...
I think "Shi" is right.
"Shi" is "shi."
"Shi," "shi," "shi."
"Shi" is "shi."
Meccha,
"Meccha," "kau?"
"Shi," "shi," "kau?"
"mekchakau" is "mekchakau?"
"Shi" is "shi."
I have seen many housewives taking "shi."
I have seen many housewives.
I put it in the basket without looking for it.
I've never seen a housewife who took it and quit.
Once you get it, you'll definitely put it in the basket.
It's absolutely necessary, isn't it?
It's absolutely necessary!
No matter how much time you put it in the supermarket, you can't do it!
Are there any housewives who come to buy only this?
No, there aren't!
There aren't!
That's what I thought.
We all bet.
Yomimura.
Yes.
I think he will win for sure.
Yes.
That's it!
We all bet.
I think he will win for sure.
Yes!
We all bet!
I think he will win for sure.
Yes!
We all bet!
I think he will win for sure.
Let's talk about how good each other is.
How can you say it like that!?
No, no, no!
You're just saying it!
No, no, no!
Soy sauce is really good!
I really go to the supermarket because I cook too!
The one I buy the most is shimeji!
Here it is!
I was surprised!
You will use it! You will use it for sure!
And it's related to the season.
You can use it for anything.
It's very cheap. It's about 90 yen.
Yes, yes.
It's a little smelly.
I think it's shiitake.
If it's shimeji, it's not shiitake.
It's definitely not shiitake.
Shiitake is a little expensive now.
I see.
In that case, you can use goldfish.
That's right, goldfish.
Goldfish.
It's starting with "shi".
It's like goldfish. It's very cheap.
That's right, but...
I think it's shimeji mushrooms that we just asked the housewife.
You buy it every time.
Oranges.
Oranges are shimeji mushrooms.
Shimeji mushrooms are in it.
Are you serious?
Yes, I am.
Then it's shimeji mushrooms.
It's starting with "shi".
Shimeji mushrooms you can buy in supermarkets.
The correct answer is...
shimeji mushrooms.
Next question!
What is the happiest word people say when they say "sah"?
Have I ever been told that I should say "sah" when I start something?
Can I seriously think about it? Can I seriously answer it?
I don't know.
My first impression of "sah" is...
Hoto-chan!
It's refreshing.
Refreshing?
Yes.
What about you, Odake?
It's even more refreshing.
That's good.
It's refreshing.
What's so good about it?
It's even more refreshing.
That's weird.
Odake!
Yes?
"sah" is good.
What is this?
It's not something to be happy about!
It's not something like that!
It's not something you say when you're focused.
"sah" is good.
What about you, Miyazawa?
I'm also happy about it.
It's talent.
I see.
It's talent.
I see.
Miyazawa-san.
I'm happy about it.
What about you, Funai?
"sah" is good!
What?
Do it properly!
"sah" is good!
It's like...
What's with you?
It's like the beginning of a relationship.
I'm sorry, classmate.
I'll get angry.
"sah" is good!
It's like the beginning of a relationship.
That's right.
Do you remember?
"sah" is good!
It's terrible.
"sah" is good!
It's like this.
Do it properly!
That was...
It's talent.
As expected from you.
It was a mistake!
Good morning, sir.
What?
It's totally different.
It's not like that.
It's like you're happy when the answer is polite.
"Good morning, sir." and "good morning, sir." are totally different.
If you really think about it...
Everyone is becoming too much of an entertainer.
If you think about it as an ordinary person,
if a salaryman says "good morning,"
you're happy even if you remember it.
Do you use it for perverts?
At that moment...
At that moment, you run away with a dash.
Well, I'm happy.
The truth is...
I'm happiest when people acknowledge me for who I am.
That's enough.
I'm glad you made me look like that.
Shit, that corner is shit.
The corner itself is...
It's not like that.
Everyone is shit.
As expected of you!
Now, it's time for...
Words that make you happy when people say them.
The answer is...
As expected of you!
Well then, the last "little special agent" is...
"Little special agent"?
It's me!
It's you!
It's me!
That's right!
I don't know!
Only one "little special agent" is recommended, right?
You shoot an egg and block it, don't you?
Now you don't know why, do you?
You've changed your mind, haven't you?
Yes, I can't say it!
What is "little special agent"?
You're not honest!
I don't want to say "honest"!
Now, my last question is...
It's a very simple story, but...
It's a little similar to what Oto-chan said earlier...
What kind of "kiss" does Oto-chan do?
In short, kissing between comedians in a project...
It's not like that...
It's a real...
It's a real "kiss", you know?
There are various "timings", right?
I'd like to see that.
How do you do it?
You're not fooling around, are you?
I'm not fooling around!
I've entrusted everything to Oto-chan...
I'd like to see Oto-chan's own "kiss"
I've done it a little...
I'd like to see it.
Examination 4...
What kind of "kiss" does Oto-hara do?
This time, we entrusted Oto-hara...
With a "random "kiss" competition...
We hid that we were examining...
And we moved to a studio with a "kiss" room...
It's crazy, isn't it?
It's really...
Despite his complaints...
Oto-hara, who is the person who will kiss Oto- hara...
And Oto-hara, who is the person who will kiss Oto- hara...
And...
They've been together for half a year...
Have you kissed?
Of course I haven't kissed...
A week ago, when we met...
I gave her the key to the room...
I haven't kissed...
She came in...
And she came back in about 30 minutes...
Oto-hara, who came in first!
What will Oto-hara do?
I'm back!
The Phenomenon Itself
What will Oto-hara do?
How do you like my room?
It's nice, isn't it?
It's clean, isn't it?
I should have turned on the TV.
But the shop I went to the other day was good.
Let's go there again.
Oh!
(laughs)
What is that neck line?
(laughs)
What is that neck line?
(laughs)
How is it?
This is...
Wait!
(laughs)
What is this?
This is...
(laughs)
This is...
(laughs)
It's really old.
It's called "Tettei" in Germany.
The main method is kung fu.
There is a book called "Kurazashi-ne" from 8 years ago.
I don't want to make it more certain, so I called it "Nazo".
No, but I...
This program is humiliating.
I really don't know what you're talking about.
It was broadcasted by the sponsor you are watching.
I think it's pretty good, but it's almost a mosaic.
I don't know what you're talking about.