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Damn it!
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THE END
Regular Answers! Obvious Chances!
From all of the shows we've aired so far, we'll be handing out quizzes!
If you're a cast member, you'll just have to answer all of the previously obvious quizzes,
and we'll give you 100,000 yen for each question! It's a super bonus project!
We're counting on you! Take as many as you like!
So far, we haven't won any prize money in the past six episodes.
As you know.
Last time, it was close, but this time...
There was something about it.
Uragane is doing it on purpose.
And I'm saying "regular" but it's already becoming pure "regular".
There's something about it.
And you know, I developed my hip joint from this link arm.
What?!
It's been weird since the first episode of "Futai Travel" when I came out with all my might.
It's weird.
First up is "Downtown" which aired in the spring special.
It's a quiz from "Game News".
It brings back so many memories!
In order for the link arm family to explore the roots of "Downtown", they landed in their hometown of Amagasaki.
"Downtown" has returned!
In addition, they also visited Osaka where they spent their childhood.
Each time they came back, their guide, Higashina, had prepared wonderful souvenirs for them.
- We have some souvenirs for you. - Souvenirs...
- I'd like all of you, members of Lincoln, to appear in a new play. - Yes, yes, yes...
Higashina Sara's present is Yoshimoto's new play, which is led by Koyabutachi.
With the setting of "guests who came to a restaurant", Higashina Sara is willing to let all members of Lincoln appear.
Moreover, Higashina Sara has a suggestion for Koyabutachi members, to do more than just appearing in the play.
- Aren't there any gifts for you? - There aren't. - There aren't!
- Isn't that Koyabutachi's luck? - I don't know...
- I've heard that you've been making delicious - looking faces when you see the guests' faces. - No, I haven't!
- You're wrong! - You're wrong!
And, when a member of Lincoln was asked for an order at an udon restaurant,
he was given an anti-drug by an entertainer called "boker".
Now, finally, a member of Lincoln will go up on the stage of "Shinkeki".
What kind of funny order will they make in order to send us away?
The talker is Mimura.
Well, Mimura-san, I will...
What should I order you?
Well, can you do me a favor?
Mimura-san!
Yes!
What should I order you?
Can you give me a small stone?
What's wrong with you?!
A small stone...
Don't say it! A small stone...
Next, Miyasako is...
No, no, no! Absolutely not!
Absolutely not!
What should I order you?
Well, I'm a little hungry, so...
Um...
Here is the question.
Miyasako pretended to be funny by ordering food from Miyasako.
What did Miyasako do to be funny?
That happened.
What?
It did.
Everyone was there!
Yes, yes, it did.
I was there, too.
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone pretended to be funny and Miyasako was there.
Miyasako was there and it was funny.
That was better.
Yes, it was better.
It was orthodox.
At the end of the program...
everybody...
I slid like shit.
I remember that.
I don't know how I slid, but I slid like shit.
It's amazing. He raised his hand as much as he fell.
He was like an orthodox man.
Yes, yes. He was like an orthodox man.
Yes, please come in.
Wow, what is it?
It's like an orthodox man.
What is it?
It's like this.
It's like an orthodox man.
It's like... It's time for me to say it.
What is it?
It doesn't make sense.
It was like an orthodox man.
Let's see the answer.
Open!
Tanuki Soba (tanuki noodles)
Soba Noodle (soba noodles)
Cold Udon (udon noodles)
Warm Udon (hot udon noodles)
Fox Udon (fox noodles)
Fox Soba (fox noodles)
Rice, salt, lots of rice. (rice, salt, lots of rice)
Large Soba (large soba noodles)
Small Soba (small soba noodles)
Tempura Udon (tempura udon)
20 pieces. (20 pieces)
The taste is different. (the taste is different)
It's like an orthodox man.
The answer is...
Miyasako's orthodox joke is...
What should we order?
Well, I'm a little hungry.
Large Soba Noodle (large soba noodles)
Small Soba Noodles (small soba noodles)
It doesn't make sense. (it doesn't make sense)
The correct answer is...
Large Soba Noodle (large soba noodles)
Small Soba Noodle (small soba noodles)
It's a little different. (it's a little different)
What? (what?)
See? (see?)
Did I say it? (did I say it?)
It's recorded in the video. (it's recorded in the video.)
You definitely didn't say it. (you definitely didn't say it.)
No, I didn't say it. (no, I didn't say it.)
No, but... (no, but...)
Everyone is eating Udon Soba (udon noodles)
Only that idiot is eating rice. (only that idiot is eating rice.)
Why only you are eating rice? (why only you are eating rice?)
Did I say it? (did I say it?)
No, but... (no, but...)
Is that really? (is that really?)
Unfortunately! (unfortunately!)
I'm holding this in my sleeve, I don't know! (I'm holding this in my sleeve, I don't know!)
I'm full of my own stories! (I'm full of my own stories!)
I'm doing my best! (I'm doing my best!)
Before they eat rice, please show us their bokeh. (before they eat rice, please show us their bokeh.)
In response to this request, the other members' funny requests will be exchanged one by one!
First is Udo's!
Um, Udo-san, excuse me, what should we order?
Fried chicken with a lot of sauce!
Scary, scary, scary, scary!
Next is Ootake's funny request!
Excuse me, what should we order?
Ah, I like soba, so katsudon!
Stop it! Stop it!
What should we order?
Caramel corn!
Live!
Like this, six members have successfully fulfilled their funny requests!
Finally, Downtown will appear on stage!
With just his appearance alone, the crowd goes wild!
Downtown Matsumoto Hitoshi goes crazy with orders!
Excuse me!
Yes?
What would you like to order?
For now...
A deep kiss, please.
Why?!
A deep kiss, please.
Why?!
Deep kiss...
It's not bad.
Is it correct?!
In Downtown's stage for the first time in 20 years, this journey set off firecrackers!
Next up is a question from Dinkan VS Owarai G-6!
This is a full-scale battle between Dinkan regular Kamura Kenji's lifeless Owarai G-6 and Dinkan members!
Did the men fight only relying on their will?!
Super slow!
Come on!
Here it comes!
From here...
What are you doing?!
All of them will be remembered in the history of Owarai G-6!
You were wearing a person.
Before you laugh, let me laugh!
Do you know who we are?!
It's written in the back.
We are...
Anarchists who are not swept away by the system...
It's Owarai G-6!
Here is the question!
In January's Owarai G-6, you were wearing an orange watch.
But in the previous G-6, which character were you wearing?
This is...
This is a problem!
This is...
Take it!
You were wearing an orange watch...
That's why!
That's right!
Is it unified in the movie?
Take it!
Is it unified in the movie?
You can really take it!
Yes, yes, yes...
Let's see everyone's answers!
Open!
Batman! Batman! Batman! Batman! Batman! Batman!
Batman! New Japan Program!
Who is this?
This is...
Who is this?
No, this is...
I didn't write it thinking that I got it right.
Why didn't you write it properly?
You should have written it properly!
It would have been better if you wrote it properly...
It's Batman!
No, no, no...
Oh!
Yucky!
What kind of man is he?
The answer is...
What on earth are these men angry about?
Go away!
I said go away!
Hey!
It's been a while!
Do you remember?
Do you remember what we said?
What did you say?
What did we say?
We...
I don't know personally.
Owarai...
Shinsei...
G-6!
Do you remember?
BATMAN G-6!
No, no, no...
It's not even slippery.
And so, the answer is...
It was BATMAN!
This is really bad!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Why?!
If you do this, as long as I'm around...
Why?!
How many times have you been caught?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Next up...
A question from "Let's Make Miracles Happen With 8 People"!
During a run, someone said it was OK if one person struck...
And this gentleman aimed for bowling perfectly.
Despite the harshness of the situation, the 40-something bodies screamed out loud.
Even so, they believed in each other and went beyond their physical limits and challenged themselves.
Their appearance touched our hearts.
The miracle chairs formed by female entertainers continued to send air over and over again.
And...
Without giving up, the men kept challenging themselves and finally achieved 8 consecutive strikes!
I'm sure we can do it! I'm sure we can do it!
I'm sure we can do it!
Let's do it!
Yes!
9th frame!
How is it?!
It blew up!
What is it?!
It blew up! It blew up! It blew up!
They achieved 9 consecutive strikes and 9 in and outs!
Think of it like it just started!
Let me out! Let me out! Somebody let me out!
At last, the 10th frame has arrived!
First strike! I will return it!
Go ahead!
Ouch!
Somebody help me! Somebody help me!
Somebody help me!
Wow! Failure!
In the end, we couldn't achieve "perfect," but on this day, eight people gave us a lot of emotion.
A month before such a challenge, eight people created "my ball" to wish for a perfect condition for the match.
Of course, the design of the ball also met everyone's requests, but...
Here is Mr. Tamada's ball!
What's this?
A military band!
If it's a country, it's dangerous!
Next up is Miyasako's ball!
Is it cool?
Here is a question!
What was the design that Mr. Mimura thought of, which was the same design as the original design?
Please write your answers!
This was the original design, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
Mr. Mimura, please tell us!
There was such a design in the movie.
Mr. Mimura...
You really have to beat around the bush!
You have to beat around the bush!
Why don't you listen to me?!
What is this?!
It's a job offer!
What is this?!
Think about it!
As I thought, you have to think about it!
What is this?!
Yes, yes, yes!
Here it is!
Can we really get ten of these?
For real!
Everyone, let's go!
Let's go!
Open!
Earth theory, earth theory, earth theory, earth...
Earth theory, earth...
Melo!
That's my ball!
It's not your ball!
For real?!
Scary, scary, scary, scary...
Scary, scary, scary...
And now for the correct answer! What is Mimura's design?
And now for Mimura-san's ball!
What is this?!
Wow, this is amazing!
Earth theory!
Wait a minute!
It's in the bank!
It's really in there!
This is the only one that really exists, or rather, that's being sold!
It's being sold?!
Yes, so...
It's the same as what most people think of!
How did you come up with this?!
And so, the correct answer is...
Earth theory!
Earth theory, earth...
Let's all do it together!
That idiot alone is a melon!
That's terrible!
But this mistake is totally acceptable, right?!
What?!
This mistake is totally acceptable?!
Of course, cynical pro-wrestling is no good, but...
This really did exist, so...
It's just a misunderstanding!
By the way, you've been talking about this for a while now!
Scary, scary, scary...
I've seen it!
Don't you know the answer to this question?!
Scary, scary, scary...
Hotohara is pulling his legs with all his might...
Will everyone be able to get the correct answer like this?!
Scary!
It's really scary...
Try saying it!
Can't you say your parents' names?
Who are you talking about?!
The next question is...
From Yuzuru Gakitsu's "Number One Decision"!
With a synthetic light, challenge various competitions!
Who competed for the most flexible tongue and body and won first place?
This is not flexible at all! This is not with the elbow! Dengon Art Battle!
And this Dengon Art Battle is a legendary luck!
This is a Dengon game where you write the picture of the given topic with your elbow and not with the elbow that the person before you wrote!
The first topic, "Mah Lion" is...
Time is running out!
If you don't do it now, you'll regret it later!
Oh no!
What is it?
This is the problem...
What is this?
It's a ball! It's a ball!
What is it?
Stop it!
Even if you complete it, you'll regret it later!
Stop it!
It looks hard!
What is it?
I don't know!
Three...two...one...
Time's up!
What is it?
Um...tangerine?
Time's up!
What is it?
Tatsuno Otoshigo
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What is this?
It's breathing! Breathing!
This is not "Tatsuno Otoshigo"!
"Tatsuno Otoshigo"!
This applies to all living things!
When you look at me, I'm also "zetenia"!
And Hamada made the studio tremble more than this!
Oh? Already?
Already?
Oh?
Now, here is the question!
In "Mengdon Art Battle", Hamada-san drew this picture. What on earth is this picture?
This is a question of chance!
I really don't know!
This is obvious!
I'm going to ask this question, so I'm going to answer it all!
I'm looking at it, so I'm going to answer it!
This is a zero-leg picture!
This is not such a big picture!
This is a zero-leg picture!
This face is...
I was surprised!
I don't know where to take it!
It doesn't have any features!
Something is coming out of his pocket!
Something similar to what's coming out of his butt is coming out of his left eye!
Something similar to what's coming out of his left eye is coming out of his left eye!
I don't know!
Let's go!
Open!
Frog, panda, lioness, turtle, tiger, lion, panda!
What is this?
You know what it is, don't you?
I don't know!
The correct answer is...
What did Hamada write?
What did I write?
It's like a execution!
It's over.
Udo-kun, answer!
Udo-kun, what is that picture?
Traska!
Let's watch Abano-san's match.
This is... a frog!
You're trying to draw a frog?!
It's not a frog!
What do you think it is?
It's definitely a snake, I won't eat it!
So the correct answer is...
Frog!
It's a frog!
Next up is Matsumoto Presents...
Problems with Kaerema 1
Matsumoto has experienced many punishment games in his long entertainment career.
From that experience, he now picks up 30 of his favorite punishment games, which he absolutely hates, and predicts what he thinks is the first punishment game that Matsumoto hates and experiences it, and doesn't go home until he gets first place!
At this time, Hamada, who was ahead of his time...
...has predicted the punishment game he hates and experiences it, and predicts what he thinks is the first punishment game that Matsumoto hates and experiences it, and doesn't go home until he gets first place!
Yes!
It hurts more than when I was a kid!
It's been four hours since the beginning, and it's hard to get first place!
When the members' concentration, stamina and patience have reached their limits!
Totohara came in 17th and got first place!
- Dad. - Yes?
- I'm sorry, but... - Yeah?
- I don't like everyone anymore. - Yeah, that's all there is to it.
Well, it's true that I'm also a raw human being.
I'm no different from you guys.
- Right? - Yeah.
- I'm not like that anymore. - Huh?
- I'm not like that anymore. - No, but I'm really sorry, but...
- There's no one I don't like anymore! - Yeah.
- Let's get it now. - Got it?!
- Let's go! - Yeah!
And now, for the question!
What was Tohara-san's brilliant answer, "Matsumoto Hitoshi's hateful punishment game" number one?
- What could it have been?! - This is...
Look at that!
- Huh? - Everyone's happy about it!
- This is... - I was right. - Toto-chan was right.
- Huh?! - I was right, wasn't I?
- I was right, wasn't I?! - You were right, you were right.
- I was right, wasn't I?! - Matsumoto-san, you're done!
- I was right, too. - I was right...
- Then, please write it down! Go ahead! - Ah, I remember it now...
- I remember it now... - Yeah, yeah...
- Yeah, yeah...
- Wait, wait, if you remember what you did, you can't say anything. - Yeah, yeah...
- Yeah, yeah...
- Yeah, I'm sad about what I did. - I see!
- Huh?! - What is this?!
- Yes, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, I did it.
- I'm sorry. - I won't do it again.
- Now, are you ready? - Ready, set...
- All together... - Open!
Whitefish's dancing food.
Fish's sticky rice cake.
Dojo-sukui, dojo-sukui, dojo-sukui.
Raw fish's only one fish. Whitefish's only one fish.
- That's bad, too. - That's right, dojo-sukui.
- That's right. - Huh?
- That's dojo-sukui. - Miyasako's dojo-sukui.
- I did it.
- Huh? - That's Matsumoto's number one, right?
- That's right. - That's right.
- Huh? - That's right.
- That's really dojo-sukui. - I hate Matsumoto - san.
- If you think about the current position, it's dojo-sukui. - That's right.
- If you think about the current position... - If you think about the current position...
- What was that on that day? - You can't say it.
I'm nervous.
And the correct answer is...
What is Matsumoto's number one punishment game?
- That's... - That's...
Pichi-pichi Little Fish Dance!
And the correct answer is...
Pichi-pichi Little Fish Dance!
And now, Kotohara will announce the winner.
- That's too much! - That's too much!
And now, Pichi-pichi Little Fish Dance!
Start!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
Drink it! Drink it!
Is the little fish going wild?
- What's wrong? - There's something in his throat.
Is he drunk?
- Drink it! - Drink it?
Seriously, drink it! Let him drink it!
Wow, he drank it!
Doesn't it break in your throat? Doesn't it break in your throat anymore?
He chewed it!
Wow!
It broke in his mouth! It broke in his mouth!
It broke in his mouth!
This was the real first place.
What do you mean by first place?
It means I was right in some ways.
Ah, I see.
But let's continue.
Well...
Well, well, you know.
It's not like that.
You know, there's a lot of things you don't like about each other.
Yesterday you couldn't eat it, and today you feel like it's good.
If the person in charge says something like this, it's going to be a scene.
Well, everyone.
Here's the last question.
Already?
Already the last one?
The next question is...
Matsumo and Amano have been friends for a long time.
In order for them to feel a sense of distance, they went on a trip together.
During the trip, Amano chose three most popular spots in Nikko for him to visit.
In the car heading for Nikko, Matsumo and Amano talked about the moment when they fell in love.
Well...
So...
Yesterday...
That person...
Yes.
Happened to be in a taxi by himself.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
One time...
Yes.
In a taxi...
Yes.
There was an accident.
It wasn't an accident.
Yes.
And...
He wasn't injured or anything like that.
Yes.
And...
The ambulance...
We have to get on the ambulance and go to the hospital, right? Yes, yes, yes.
Even if there is nothing... Yes, we have to deliver it to the police. Yes, yes, yes.
And we have to do a checkup. Yes.
And before we do the checkup... Yes.
"No, let's get a rent limit too." Yes.
And we get the rent limit, but before that... "You're not pregnant, are you?"
"No, I'm not." "I don't think you are."
"But let's check it out for now." Yes.
And when we did the checkup... "You're pregnant!"
That's when we found out. Really?!
Ah, so you were planning to do it when it became like that... Yes.
Furthermore, the topic reached Matsumoto's upbringing.
No, I think it's Ucchan's fault, but... Yes, yes, yes.
I have a lot of juniors who are married and have a lot of juniors who have children. Yes, yes, yes.
But I probably said a lot of things about me and Ucchan, but...
I didn't say anything about children. Ah, yes, yes.
I didn't think you'd be interested in it. Yes, yes, yes.
That's what my parents thought. Yes.
If you say things like, "You're bad at this, Ucchan. You don't have children."
It's like you're at home. "Why do you keep talking about children?"
"It doesn't matter." I think it's like that. It's like that.
I probably didn't say anything about children. Yes.
So I don't have any knowledge of raising children.
I've only discovered things.
Why don't you guys say anything about me?
Here's the problem.
While talking in the car on the way to school, Matsumoto-san was told by his wife that he was bad at something and was angry.
What did Matsumoto-san's wife say that he was bad at?
You have to watch this.
But as a problem, it was pretty solid.
You look like you've done it before.
I've seen it, what's wrong with you?
The power loss was really amazing.
I'm a little stubborn.
Matsumoto-san!
Will everyone be able to answer the final question correctly?
Open!
How to buy diapers.
How to hold a child.
How to fold laundry.
Terrible, terrible, terrible.
But it's hard to read, what are you writing?
Terrible, terrible, terrible.
Say it, say it!
It can't be answered!
Say it, say it!
This part is also dangerous.
Still, still, how to hold a child is...
How to fold laundry.
I'll say it, but I'm watching the show.
What did Matsumoto-san's wife say he was bad at?
How to hold a child.
I've changed diapers once.
But after that, my wife changed it again.
So I got angry and said I'll never change diapers again.
She did it again and said it was bad.
But I got angry and said I'll never change diapers again.
So the correct answer is...
How to change diapers!
What a shame!
I've heard this before in one of your conversations with your brother.
That's right! Even if I'm angry, I won't do it for the rest of my life!
That's right!
Now, we're done with the sledges.
Huh?
This is the final question.
You don't need the prize money anymore.
No, we don't need it anymore.
Did I say it?
No, you didn't.
Oh, I did.
I said it clearly.
This is the final question.
Let's hear it.
Huh?
No, you didn't say it.
I didn't say it!
You didn't say it!
You didn't even say it in page one!
We won't ask you to do it again.
So, can we do it one last time?
Oh!
Yes, yes, yes!
Can we do it one last time?
One last time.
Well, it's okay as the last "Ryan Day."
The first question is from the opening anime that airs every week at the beginning of the show and is currently in popular distribution.
Here is the question!
Here is the question from the opening anime.
I think you remember it, but in the last anime of the opening anime, the show title "Lincoln" was used in English.
I've done it before!
I've done it many times!
Please give us an explanation!
I forgot!
On top of the show title, there is the big service question that we covered last time.
Will everyone get it right?
This is a show run by an agency.
How many times have we done this?
We've done it about three times, haven't we?
Huh?
You or your brain?
We haven't started yet!
Which one was it?
Has everyone got it right?
Has everyone got it right?!
Yes, all answers are correct!
Open!
L-I-N-C-O-L-N
L-I-N-C-O-O-N-E L-I-N-C-O-R-I-N L-I-N-C-O-R-N L-I- N-C- O-O-N-L-Y-N-K-A-O-N L-I-N-C-O-R-N
Lincoln!
But the title is correct!
It's probably L. L might have been in there.
L might have been in there.
Ah, that's right! Lincoln!
Lincoln!
Let's see! The answer is...
This one!
Even though he's been doing this for 5 years, he still got his own show's title wrong?!
What will happen now?! The answer is...
This one!
L-I-N-C-O-L-N
The answer is correct!
L-I-N-C-O-L-N
Lincoln!
Too bad!
Yutamon wins!
It's over now.
It's difficult and you've lost.
But I've not lost at all.
Let's do our best next time!
You've become one now!
I heard you!
You said you wanted to see the final question!
(Impressive!)
Kazata, the ending is great, isn't it?
yes.
Yes, let's go.
Princess, I have one more question, since it's a bad idea.
From the bento draft meeting.
This is the eight members of Karaseko aiming for the ideal bento.
Plan to choose the ingredients you want from eight types of side dishes.
Four rounds: meat dishes, seafood dishes, soups, and staple foods.
If your name is covered, you will be fined ten cents.
This crime is heinous!
I did it!
Now, it's time to eat the lunchboxes they made.
I'm hungry now.
Me too!
Let's eat!
Yes!
Please open it!
Tamada got a hamburger and white rice and made a well- balanced lunchbox.
Amano got a simple and novel lunchbox.
And now, here's the question!
What was the ingredient in Miyasako's lunchbox that wasn't called out in the end?
There were fish in her lunchbox, but she kept saying that it was weird.
Was it fish in Miyasako's lunchbox?
Something like that.
I think I know what it is.
Maybe it's a side dish?
I think it's probably this.
I don't know!
Wait a minute!
You're late!
All right, it seems like you got it.
Let's go.
Here's the last question!
Please open it at once!
Bonito flakes, squid, squid, crab paste, sea grapes, squid...
What is this? Salmon?
Fried salmon.
You saw it!
There was no fried salad.
And now, here's the correct answer!
Second round of "Fishermen's Cuisine Workshop", please watch it!
In the end, Miyasako and Udo were chosen by Eihire.
Eihire, Eihire, Eihire...
I don't need it, you know!
That's right. But if you lose, you'll be called "Yocchan"
"Yocchan" or "Yocchan" I don't like it!
Whatever you do...
The lucky draw result is...
Well then, please open the envelope.
What is it?
"Yocchan", "Yocchan", go!
I won!
"Yocchan", "Yocchan", I won!
The lucky draw result is...
Udo Suzuki has won Eihire.
And the lucky draw result "Yocchan" or "Yocchan" will end up in Miyasako's lunch box.
And so, the correct answer is...
"Yocchan" or "Yocchan"
I knew it!
"Yocchan" or "Yocchan" won!
And so...
Too bad!
And so...
The total prize money won this time is...
ZERO!
This year, that excitement will come back again!
Sensitive Comedian Great Movement
A serious match between Hamada and Matsumoto groups of about 50 comedians!
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Look forward to next special!