AISubs v3.5
*snoring*
In the meeting room of TBS,
members with unique talents in comedy have created many new projects.
Tonight, they will rewrite that colorful history of comedy!
Yes, yes, Master.
My project this time is...
How much do you think Yuzu is not human?
Yuzu is not human?
Let's confirm this and go.
I think Yuzu is not human.
There are various Yuzu, but...
I will confirm this and go.
It is a test of whether Yuzu works for those who are not human.
Like Jira-bou or Kiki-ude...
Everyone has Kiki-ude, right and left.
Yes, we do.
Right and left.
We do, but...
How much of Yuzu works for those who are not human?
That Yuzu...
Master, that Yuzu...
The way you say Kiki-ude is strange...
Do you say Yuzu like that?
Kikio-ude...
Kikio-ude is wrong.
But, in general, like throwing...
This is interesting, right?
This is not strange.
But...
Hitting is really cruel.
Cruel, right?
In the opposite direction...
In the opposite direction, we all do it and rank it.
Who was the best?
I...
Like speeding up...
I'm right-handed, but...
I'm left-handed, but...
We were always talking like this as a duo.
For over 20 years.
Then, this direction became commonplace,
and I was able to hit with my left hand.
What? What? What?
What are you saying?
Yuzu works for you.
How much of Kiki-ude works for those who are not human?
With Kiki-ude, you can easily decide...
who has the best body for various events.
Let me ask you something.
Which one of you is Kiki-ude?
Yuzu works for you!
Number one!
Decision!
Contestants come in!
Seven people who have Yuzu's O-License and have led the variety world
will challenge the limits of humanity, Kiki-ude, tonight.
Usually, what they do with Kiki-ude,
who is the person who can do it with Yuzu's body,
which is not Kiki-ude?
Now, tonight,
seven entertainers will challenge Yuzu's O-License and decide who is number one!
It's going to be fun!
Yuzu's Kiki-ude will decide who is number one.
Not only Kiki-ude, but also Yuzu's Kiki-ude will be challenged in all events.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
Get off.
I don't like you.
What are you, an old man?
Hello, everyone.
We've been waiting for you.
Mr. Hato, how about you?
I'm right-handed in sports, but I'm left-handed in kaku and table tennis.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's an advantage or disadvantage.
Can I put this on someone who isn't Kiki-ude?
Which one is it?
It depends on the sport.
Should I put it on Kiki-ude?
Why do you say like that?
It's my own will.
It's not bad.
It's too low.
It's my own will.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Kano, how about you?
It's okay.
I'll ask Yuzu about it.
Which one will you put it on?
Someone who isn't Kiki-ude.
Is it okay for me to put it on you?
It's a compromise game.
What kind of game is it?
Today, we'll decide the champion.
So we have expensive products.
Let's start with the first game.
Don't do that.
Let's start.
You do it alone.
Go.
The one who isn't Kiki-ude will be struck.
Now, this is a simple game.
The one who isn't Kiki-ude will be struck and the one who isn't Mato will be pulled out.
You have to throw it pretty hard or you can't pull it out.
I see.
If you pull out the middle one, you get 50 points.
The others are all 10 points, but you can also pull out two.
Of course, the one who isn't Kiki-ude will be struck.
It's just a simple action of striking.
Can he make Yuzu hear it?
First of all, Mato-san!
Can I do it?
First of all, as a warm-up, I'll throw it at Kiki- ude.
I see.
It's so simple.
I see.
It's like a plate.
You should step on it.
You should only step on it.
I see.
You're more nervous than I thought.
Kiki-ude is so simple.
That's right.
Kiki-ude is so simple.
Kiki-ude is more difficult.
Matsumoto, who was good at Kiki-ude, is also struggling with something other than Kiki-ude.
You know how to step on the plate, don't you?
You know how to step on it, don't you?
That's right.
You don't?
No, I don't.
You're not going to step on it with your left hand, are you?
You were doing it already.
Huh?
What's up with you?
It's okay.
It's the easiest way to do it.
You can just do it like that.
I'm scared.
I feel like I'm going to fly over here.
So, it's not a strike, it's a strike one.
It's Masuo-san's challenge!
So, it's not a strike, it's a strike one.
Rather than being thrown away, his throwing-away action killed all of his spring-called-spring in the whole body.
Shibarou is not a bat-driven hand!
Zero points.
Next is Hamada, who always makes a strong thrust. How many strikes will he make?
Now, it's finally Hamada's turn.
His right hand is like this, right?
Oh, that's good!
It's a reverse video!
It's a reverse video! Can you show us one more time?
As expected, he's moving his body.
Oh, that's good!
That's good!
Watch out! Watch out!
Don't lose your way.
Now, it's Hamada's turn!
Strike!
I fell down.
What?
You fell down?
You fell down on your own?
From a perfect form halfway through,
to a sudden fall for some reason,
what exactly happened?
You fell down on your own?
After that, the prediction of an athletic nerve disorder
was a failure due to the aim of fate.
Next, Kotohara, who loves baseball,
missed a ball on top of a window due to bad luck.
It was a form that worked well for him,
but Kotohara also lost 0 points.
Furthermore, the giant fan of Dai,
Minura, also failed.
Did he cover his opponent's knee?
You fell down on your own?
And Udo...
What's wrong with you?
Did you worry too much about the form?
It was a broadcast you've never seen before.
Why did the last challenger, Amano, reach zero points for all of you?
Do you have a heart of gold?
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?
Let's do it!
It's Amano's challenge!
Will he be able to reach the middle?
But...
He's got speed.
What's wrong with you?
Shut up!
While everyone was determined to reach zero points, Amano was disappointed.
The only one who reached zero points was Amano.
The other six reached zero points.
All right, Amano.
I'm starting to feel nervous.
What's wrong with you?
I'm starting to feel nervous.
You were a little disappointed earlier, weren't you?
I was.
Are you okay with the form?
I was trying to throw it with all my strength.
It's like you're doing a show.
I'll do it.
Do your best.
Oh, look at this.
Natsumoto is looking serious.
Hello, Natsumoto.
Earlier...
I wasn't able to reach you.
Your form is a little off.
Are you okay with the form?
Yes, it is.
I don't like it.
I see. I got it.
"Not by air, but by telegraph" art battle!
Yeah!
Now, everyone.
Yes?
This is not by air, but by telegraph.
Wow!
And this game is a team battle.
What?
Not individually?
All of a sudden?
I was doing my best individually.
But you can't get any points.
You will get points in groups like this.
I see.
What will happen in the end?
That's right. We will divide you into half and half.
But is it necessary?
It's common.
That's right.
So, we will give you three people.
What?
Yuzu and me?
Why?
Because your team is bad.
Oh, yes.
Why is your team bad?
Because you have a cold.
What?
You have a cold?
You have a cold in your brain?
Yuzu and me will divide you into teams.
First, you four will challenge.
This is a telegraph game.
The number of people who get the message will get points.
Of course, you won't draw on earth.
Standby, please!
Let's do it.
All right.
Ready...
Start!
Oh, that's good!
Wow!
That's good!
Wow!
What?
This is...
Who just wrote it?
Amano just wrote it.
It's not on earth.
It's a little...
You are good!
Ah, I see, I see.
He is a peculiar man.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah, it's not on earth! Hurry up!
Yes, it's coming!
Yes, Miura-san, remember!
Yes, close it!
Yamada-kun...
You saw it from the front.
Is he fixing it?
Ah, he fixed it, he fixed it.
He fixed it.
It's not on earth!
Yes, remember!
Ah, it's closed!
What's this?
This is a problem...
Please fix it!
I don't know...
I think you can do it! I think you can do it!
Ah, this is not good...
I don't know...
Please, please, please!
Eh, what's this?
It's not on earth! It's not on earth!
Yes, I've finished it! I've finished it!
Stop it!
It's not on earth!
What's this?
Why are you laughing?
Eh, I don't know at all!
Masuo-san, do your best!
Put it together!
What's going on with Ota-chan?
Put it together!
Ten...
What's this?
Nine...
Eh?
What's this?
So, we can't communicate well...
This is amazing...
By the way...
What's that picture?
Um...
Red kiri?
Eh?
So...
You can't hear me, can you?
Eh?
I can't hear you...
Eh? You're shouting something!
You're shouting something, aren't you?
Did you take a picture?
Eh? Isn't he shouting something?
He's not shouting anything...
Masuo-san, what is it?
"Tatsunotoshigo" (Tetris)
Eh?
It's not like that...
Masuo-san, if you look at it...
No, I...
"Mar-Lion" (Mar-Lion)
That's right! It's "Mar-Lion"!
Ah, but this is awkward, but...
Mimura is amazing!
Yeah! I thought it was "Mar-Lion" but it's "Mar- Lion".
"Mar-Lion" is amazing!
You're exaggerating too much!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What is this?
It's breathing! Breathing!
This isn't "Tatsuro Otoshigo"!
It's not "Tatsuro Otoshigo" either!
"Tatsuro Otoshigo"!
If you write "breathing" like this...
You have to write this for all of Ikibo!
You have to write this!
You have to write "scales" and "scales"!
When you look at me, I'm also "breathing"!
Breathing! Breathing!
You have to write "breathing" and "breathing"!
Otohara's "Mar-Lion" had a big impact,
but Mimura was able to convey it and one speech was successful,
so each team gets 30 points.
I don't think we can end "Mar-Lion" at all.
What are you trying to do?
Soulmate!
And after this...
Those who don't have strong arms can't do art battles.
Next, these three will challenge
Hamada's "Those who don't have strong arms can't do art battles."
Let's go! Ready...
Start!
Oh, this is...
This is good!
What's with that face?
Showa Miyasako.
Oh, oh, oh...
Hurry up! We don't have much time!
Oh, I see!
We don't have much time!
Oh, you're good! You're good!
This is fun!
We don't have much time!
I'm looking forward to it!
Now, Hamada, remember!
Remember! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You can do this, can't you?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh, oh...
Already?
I see...
Already? Already? I see... Already? I see...
Oh, oh, oh...
He looks like a criminal.
He's so mean!
I'm going to win.
Udo-chan's try!
Huh?
3...
2...
1...
Time's up!
Udo-chan did his best.
But we don't know what Udo-chan wrote.
That's right!
Udo-chan, guess!
Udo-kun, what does it say?
Traska
What?
Are you Egan-san?
Are you Egan-san right now?
Wait!
Let's look at Abano-san's poem.
This is it.
Udo, look at this.
What is it, Abano-san?
Since it's "tra"...
Wait, this...
No, this is that!
"Kaeru" (frog)
Why did you write "kaeru"?
I wanted to write "kaeru"!
There's no "kaeru" here!
What do you think you're doing?!
I don't understand what you're doing!
I definitely won't eat that, you snake!
I won't eat it.
What is this?
It's amazing!
On the other hand, it's a terrible thing, but...
Hamata was told that it was "kaeru", so...
Despite the disbandment, everyone gained 30 points.
There was no difference in scores, so...
Let's change the order and ask one more question.
Are you ready?!
I'm ready!
Okay, then!
Those who aren't listening will answer first!
Start!
Okay!
I'm scared...
Okay, Hoto-chan, it's your turn!
This is hard...
You have to imagine it, right?
This is...
Can you do it?
It's already started!
Write it down quietly!
Wow, this is...
Hoto-chan, hurry up!
You wrote it down quietly!
Well, but...
Yeah, you're right...
But, unfortunately, Mimura misinterpreted Hotohara's subtle picture.
Unfortunately, it was perfectly conveyed from here, and in the end, the anchor Matsumoto was...
Ah, it's already done.
It's a helicopter!
Huh?!
Then, next to it...
Next to it...
It's a helicopter, right?!
Yes!
As a result, no one was able to convey the topic, so there were no points.
Of course, the criticism gathered at Hotohara's F-anchor...
It came out! It came out!
If you and I, bad guys, are asked difficult questions, we'll say it from above!
F-anchor! F-anchor!
No, no, no! This is an F-anchor, right?!
It's like it's from above!
From above...
No, but I...
It's not a real F-anchor!
But I've never seen an F-anchor from any of the F-anchors!
The opposing Hotohara's team, in order to get revenge, volunteered for battle.
It's not sudden, Golden Gun Battle!
This is a problem...
Start!
The first...
It's out!
The first...
The first mountain is...
This is...
Oh, nice!
It's out!
I don't know how it'll be taken...
What is this?!
It's delicious!
Please hurry up!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Please hurry up!
3...
2...
1...
It's out!
This is terrible!
Think about it! Think about it! Think about it!
It's out!
And then, Udo...
Udo, what in the world is that?!
It's Doraemon!
What?! It's not?!
From somewhere, from somewhere...
You've got to be kidding me! Why is it Doraemon?!
What is it?
It's some kind of character!
What is it?
What do you think it is?!
Eh?! Could it be... Eh?! Is it a rabbit?!
A rabbit?!
You! You!
Mr. Hamada!
You're looking at it in a good place! In a good place!
What is it?!
What could it be?!
Then, let's hear it from Mr. Hamada's mouth!
Please open it!
Kabutobushi!
Eheheh!
It's Hamke! Hamke!
It's Hamke!
Eheheh!
It's from the left!
It's not from the left!
Go! Go! Go!
Mr. Hamada looked down on someone and left it all to Ada.
Here, too, everyone gets zero points.
In the end, everyone adds up to thirty points and Ama's ten-point lead remains unchanged.
How was it just now?
Because...
Kabutobushi!
Mr. Hamada's...
Yes.
His firepower was amazing and I was impressed.
Yes.
I was a little confused. I...
You took away all of Frog's strengths, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Well...
It was a great way of turning things around.
But you added a point, didn't you?
I did! That was really good!
Eheheh!
I'd like you to continue working hard.
I'll do my best!
Mr. Hamada...
There's also a pine tree down here.
Eheheh!
I've done it many times!
Eheheh!
Right?
How was it just now?
Well...
I thought I'd get more points, but...
That's right.
How did you feel about writing with your arms that you normally don't use?
My feelings?
Yes.
I didn't really have any feelings, but...
Eheheh!
Didn't you feel anything in particular?
Not really.
Well...
I'd like you all to know.
Eheheh!
Yes!
Well...
Isn't it too long?
Eheheh!
And now...
The 25-meter hurdle!
Eheheh!
If you have strong arms, you also have strong legs.
So in this competition, the one who doesn't have strong legs will do the hurdle race.
The faster the time, the higher the points will be awarded.
The first challenger is Udo.
Even if you just throw it, it's heavy to carry it on your feet.
Now, then...
It's Udo's challenge!
I'm nervous!
This 25-meter course...
There are four hurdles 85 centimeters high.
Judo, Shodan, Udo, Suzuki!
Yes!
On your marks...
Get set...
If you don't have strong legs...
Udo will jump!
Udo, first of all...
While shaking your body...
While shaking...
While shaking your upper body like a tornado...
He's going past the last four hurdles!
Has he passed the last hurdle?
Yes!
This is bad!
This is weird!
This is gross!
If you don't have strong legs...
Will you also have weak legs?
Now, the one who doesn't have strong legs...
Will attack the men who have strong legs.
Next...
The current overall top armor...
He passes one hurdle!
He passes the last hurdle!
The third hurdle!
He jumps rhythmically!
He grabs the last hurdle and attacks!
And...
Miyasako, who is a soccer player...
Proud of his legs...
He doesn't feel any discomfort while running...
He attacks with a high speed record of 10 seconds!
He's fast!
This is a good time!
Isn't it good?
This is good!
This is the next Heisei's bad luck!
As expected...
This is the most important place!
This is the hardest place to cut!
As time goes by, Hotohara, who showed an unsuccessful picture earlier, challenges.
Ready!
25 meters! He jumped over this 85 centimeter hurdle easily!
It's a pretty good height! It's a good height!
He jumped over it at a good pace!
This is a good record!
It's fast, isn't it?
Of course, he's flying in a direction he doesn't know how to fly,
but with a wonderful strategy that doesn't make you feel it, he came out in the top of this competition.
It's a good record!
He's in the top of this competition!
And finally, Hamada challenges.
So far, not a single picture has worked, but...
It's fast, isn't it?
Is it okay, sir?
It's okay, it's okay!
So, Hamada-san challenges!
So, this year, at the age of 47, after graduating high school, he received a permanent license.
The results were not good, but Hamada is back in the competition!
This is embarrassing!
Get ready...
Now, at 25 meters, Hamada's athletic nerves are...
After this, Hamada's bad yuzu jumps are repeated in the air.
Hamada's not-so-easy-to-ask-questions-harder.
It's about time he showed us his yuzu-working- part.
Get ready...
Now, at 25 meters, Hamada's athletic nerves are...
Oh, it suddenly lands!
It suddenly lands!
Hamada managed to overcome the second one, but...
The third one...
How about it?
Hamada managed to overcome the second one, but...
The third one...
How about the third one?
The third one...
Hamada fell!
The last four!
Hamada is happy!
At the age of 47...
Hey, Hamada!
Hey, look!
Hamada!
Hey, look!
Why is Kin-chan over there?!
Kin-chan! Kin-chan!
Why are you over there?!
No, I'm here!
No, no, no...
Kin-chan...
I'm not asking for seconds...
Disqualified!
At first glance, his feet seem to be stuck and he's struggling,
but this is not a jump over an obstacle, but a knockdown Hamada style.
Although most of the hard work is spent on power play,
time has come back to normal.
And, in the first competition, Struck One,
Matsumoto, who had a neck injury, challenges!
And, in the first competition, Struck One, Matsumoto, who had a neck injury, challenges!
Now, this person has appeared!
Born September 8th, 1963, 46 years old,
he looks like Matsumoto!
Get in position!
Ready!
While making a slightly frightened expression...
Oh!
He's climbing!
Second!
Third!
And...
Fourth!
Oh, Kin-chan!
Wait a minute...
That's...
Masakazu Mimura appears!
Attention!
Ready!
A serious look! A little hurdle up!
Oh! His legs got tangled up! Is he alright? Everyone stand up! His legs got tangled up! Is he alright? Everyone stand up!
Stand up! And! Mixman! Oh! His knees are a little bent, but he overcame it! What a touching goal!
Are you alright, Ueno-san?
My legs...
You did it! You did it!
A challenge that will be remembered in history. Mimura, thank you for your courage.
Well, you should do it more often.
I'm satisfied. Didn't you beat Hamada-san?
As you can see, the result of the not-so-easy challenge was Hamada's unique reunion.
With this result, Okahara was alone in the top of the overall ranking so far.
Surprisingly, Matsumoto-san is second!
But... This is a great countermeasure!
Is this a countermeasure?!
After all, it's Hamada-san's reunion!
You gave him 100 points!
But those 30 points are the 30 points he got in the picture!
That's right!
It's the picture's understanding power!
The content itself is zero!
After this, the final battle of a fierce battle for a reversal took place.
At the end of the battle, a miraculous miracle happened.
I want to know about it!
Udo, who loves reversals, involved Hamada, Okahara and Miyasako in a huge project!
A road to a sensitive reversal debut that worries about the future of the reversal world on its own!
Three people safely finished recording "Testament" with Kitajima-san.
But, a few days later, on TVS...
- It's already over, right? - Yeah, it's over.
Um... could you put it together in one episode?
It's really tiring to be called over and over again.
As usual, with only three people complaining, we go there...
Excuse me!
The party unit's producer, Udo, has finally appeared!
Just what is going on today?
- Mr. Harada-san, Mr. Otaku-san, Mr. Miyasako-san! - Yes?
- You've forgotten, haven't you?! - Forgotten what?
- My front factory! - Oh...
- Huh? Why did you say "front factory" in the first place? - That's right!
- That's what you wanted to do, wasn't it? - That's right!
- My front factory has been completed! - Oh, really?
Yes, I wanted to report it.
Actually, after the recording ended the other day...
Udo stayed in a hotel and thought hard about his front factory.
And...
With passionate feelings for the three of them...
Udo recorded his front factory!
Udo's passionate front factory...
Could it be?!
Let's go!
Now, what kind of front factory will it be?
Ready...
Start!
That was dangerous...
I remember now...
What did he learn in school?
Calculation, decomposition, golden line...
Kamakura Bakufu, made in a good country...
But it doesn't fit in his head.
Because his head is full of that child...
What is he doing now?
Let's listen to him singing...
Sotodoke Presidents
Is this love?
I don't know!
No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
"Sokonoke Presidents"?
That's right!
What does that mean?
There's no such person!
It's your unit name!
Shut up, you!
What kind of announcement is that?!
Hey, you idiot!
You said it yourself!
No, it's decided!
Everyone will say "Sokopre, Sokopre"
Sokopre, Sokopre
Think about it, "Sokonoke Presidents"! Seriously!
The front factory has entered and the song is complete!
However, from now on, there will be a shocking development!
So, from now on, this will be released as a CD?
Yes, that's right.
Wait!
What?
Mr. Hamada!
Mr. Hamada, up until now, you've never said anything wrong.
Today, you'll say it!
Mr. Abe!
Mr. Hamada!
Yes?
What are you saying?!
Seriously!
What is it?!
Wait a minute!
What did you do it for?!
I'll say it! Mr. Hamada, Mr. Otake, everyone!
There is no CD!
What?!
What is it?!
Up until now...
What is it?!
We won't release a CD!
That's right! Udo had a strategy!
BANG!
Huh?
The most sold CD of the year!
Oh, I see.
In the past, from 2005 to 2009, you can pick it up here.
Only "Catoon" and "Akikawa-san".
It's over one million copies.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's a lot of copies.
It's an era, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
With that in mind, everyone, please look at this.
BANG!
Huh?
The most downloaded CD in history!
Yes.
Look at it!
That's a lot!
First place! Miracle! Glee!
6.3 million downloads!
That's a lot!
Yes! Look at it!
With that said...
We will...
download it!
What do you mean "download it"?
What are we going to do with it?
If you look at it now...
In order for more people to listen to this song,
WIDO decided not to release it as a CD, but as a cover song!
After this, the debut song's PV will be revealed for the first time!
Also, the cover song download will start!
Who is the man on earth?
The battle that the seven of them fought for has finally come to an end!
The time has come for an answer to the battle between men's pride!
So far, as you can see, there is a difference of 100 points between HOTOHARA at the top and HAMADA at the bottom!
The title call is divided into two!
Even if you shout "kabuki konnyaku" late, it won't end!
Let me hear it! Ah, I have to say it!
I'll say it for now! Shut up!
There is only one food - sashimi konnyaku - that you can eat in one bite!
Moreover, Ootake is the emcee of Yuzu no Kiku, so this final battle is...
If you eat one, you'll get 50 points!
What?!
This is impossible!
Within one minute!
So if Hamada-san eats three already, he'll get 150 points!
I see!
Wait a minute!
Out of 100 points, I only had 10 points!
What?!
Let me hear it!
If you all eat the same food!
Let me hear it!
For the miracle reversal championship, first of all, the three members will challenge speed- eating!
Are you going to put it on for me?
Put it on for me!
I'm going to eat it in one bite!
Also, that chopstick...
It's a delicate chopstick, that material...
The material is slippery...
This is difficult...
Ready!
Go!
Start!
Can he do it?
The camera is not working.
Can he do it?
Is it OK?
The camera is not working!
The speed of the chopstick is...
The camera is flying!
Can he do it?
Is it possible?
He did it!
Impossible!
- Yes, I did it! - Mr. Mimura, you did it well!
- It's frustrating! - It's frustrating!
It's not because I was hungry!
- It's because of this kind of competition! - I was going to make you eat a lot in the corner!
It's frustrating!
Mimura, who is not on earth, finished 16 laps at an unexpected speed.
He gained 840 points of threat and came close to winning.
Next, Amano and Miyasako will challenge.
However, neither of them can make Yuzuru listen.
Amano's body doesn't listen to Yuzuru. Is it okay?
As a result, they lost the right to reverse victory.
And, the remaining first and second places will eat sashimi konnyaku made by those who are not on earth.
Matsumoto-san is on the right, I'm on the left.
Let's do it!
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
After this, Matsumoto will be played with sashimi konnyaku.
Matsumoto and Hotara will challenge sashimi konnyaku made by those who are not on earth.
In this match, the winner will be decided.
Start!
First and second places are fighting. Matsumoto from first place is coming back.
Ryuzu doesn't work. Sashimi konnyaku is flying out of his belly.
Sashimi konnyaku is flying out of his belly.
Matsumoto from second place.
Hotara is carefully...
Sashimi konnyaku is flying out of his belly. Ryuzu doesn't work.
Can Matsumoto make it to third place? Can he make it to third place?
Can he make it to third place? Can he make it to third place?
And Matsumoto is taking it home.
Sashimi konnyaku is flying out of Matsumoto's belly.
Hotara is using his blue fingers.
Sashimi konnyaku is flying out of Hotara's belly.
Ryuzu is holding out his hands.
Sashimi konnyaku is flying out of Matsumoto's belly.
And the winner is...
Udo Suzuki!
This is...
Udo Suzuki!
I'm embarrassed!
That's terrible!
His tongue came out of nowhere.
It wasn't in his mouth yet.
His tongue came out of nowhere.
It came out of nowhere, didn't it, John?
It was like a time slip in kindergarten.
I didn't know I wasn't as good as Udo Suzuki.
Final overall ranking.
In last place is Udo Suzuki.
Hamada and Matsumoto made Yuzuru listen to them and came in 5th place.
And the winner of "Yuzuru's Best Body Number One" is...
Udo Suzuki!
Udo Suzuki has made a huge comeback!
How do you feel about winning?
It's like a left-handed sense of humor came out of chopsticks.
Are you going to be a left-handed person?
No, I'm not.
What are you talking about?
The comments are all about Yuzu.
Now, the winner is Vibro.
The prize is...
A six-way dress that can be worn on all six feet!
Since a man who wears Yuzu needs a woman who wears Yuzu,
he presents a Yuzu-wearing dress.
I don't have a man's preference.
And as a debate...
Debate...
Aah!
What kind of debate?
I'll bring this to you,
Would you like another one?
What's with you?
After this, Sokopre's debut song will be performed for the first time!
Finally, Sokonoke President's debut song "Kore ga koi da" will be played.
For tonight's special, here's the full version!
What did you learn in school?
Math, literature, vocabulary...
Let's make a good meal, Kamakura Baku.
But you can't put it in your head.
Because your head is full of that child.
What is he doing now?
Let's listen to him sing.
"Sokonoke Presidents" and "I don't know if this is love..."
Under a cherry tree that's about to fall...
A ponytail that makes you smile...
Who... Who... Who is that girl?
Who is it?!
New! New! New! Back! Sensation!
I didn't realize this was love...
Manabia knocked on the gate...
Who... Who... Who is that girl?
A school trip to Kyoto
There's a hangy girl who makes my blush bloom
I like... I like... I like... I like that girl
I like... I like... I like... I like that high- tension girl
After I knew this was love...
I knelt down and slapped her... It's embarrassing!
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She looks down at her friends
Making them talk, anytime
I want, I want, I want, I want to talk with her
I want to talk!
Talk, talk, talk and communication
The more I know this is love
The more frustrated I get
Graduation ceremony three years later
I want to tell you
The last thing I said to you
I wish you all the best
Is this good or bad?
All I wish for is a happy future for her
The song was "I don't know if this is love"