AISubs v3.5
God gave humans the emotion of laughter.
Eventually, laughter destroyed one man's spirit.
And the broken man, with his dangerous comrades, challenged Incarn to a laughter battle!
Their names were Batman G-6 and they said...
Hey, Incarn!
How long are you going to make us laugh?
Let's fight.
Fight, fight, fight!
Today, we are Incarn's regulars.
Aim!
That's right! They demanded Incarn's regular response and went to hell themselves!
What's this?
What appeared there was...
The constructions of many demons, which devoured those who resisted laughter!
They gave laughter only to those who overcame their fear of death!
As if it were God's prank!
And tonight, Incarn versus O'Reilly G-6 finally enters the final battle!
Hey, Incarn!
Where are you?
Demons...
Even at the important places of comedians, they show their fangs!
Fight!
Choose!
See the life of a true comedian!
Climb with all your might, pyramid flag!
The match is over!
It's a draw all the way.
That's right!
It's a draw all the way!
If we could have a little bit of luck...
It's easy this time!
Each team, choose two people.
If you can climb up the stairs and get that flag, you win!
It's impossible to say it's a draw first.
It's impossible.
Yes.
The match is over!
It's a draw all the way!
Pyramid flag!
The rule is easy!
Each team, choose two people.
Four people, climb up the pyramid in front of you!
The first one to get one flag is the winner!
But, it's impossible to say it's a draw first.
The one who falls from 10 meters high has no guarantee of life!
So, who will do it?
Yes!
We are ready to win!
Mr. Inoshita, you are too tall!
Hey!
So, can I say it first?
Yes.
Go ahead.
Pyramid flag!
Hey!
You became a target.
I'm not supposed to be a target!
According to my research...
You and I have the same genitals!
Genitals, genitals...
Let me use honorifics all the time!
You use honorifics all the time!
You say it!
You use honorifics all the time!
Give it back!
Give me back my honorifics!
This is a famous saying!
Give me back my honorifics!
This is a famous saying!
It's a famous saying?
Come on!
Kosugi!
This is dangerous!
This is...
Mr. Hotohara!
I'm going to do it!
Why did you do it?
Are you good at it?
You're doing it wrong.
You're a good guy, Kamishita.
Don't touch my wife!
What?
What did you say?
No, no, no.
What did you say?
I said "comic".
What did you say?
I said "comic".
What?
The "Wake Up and Laugh"
Badman G-6
Kosugi Joker
Ken-san!
Why did he become
Badman G-6?
You know me?
I beat
my head against the wall.
Those members...
I'm sick of it!
Since the formation of Black Mermaids in 1998,
Kosugi has been beating his head against the wall.
In 2005, he finally won M-1 with a sharp punch.
However...
Zeltomikan is around Nagoya.
It's about the same amount as my birth.
Who can beat me?
Kosugi's revenge is already obvious!
Kosugi's sudden attack hits the sky!
Take this!
I won't let you jump out of your ass.
I won't let you die!
The one who formed Kosugi and his team was
Kinoshita Penrin.
Kinoshita was also dissatisfied with Zeltomikan.
I'm sick of it!
You're all sick of it, aren't you?
You're sick of it, aren't you?
I'm sick of it, aren't you? You're sick of it, aren't you?
You're sick of it, aren't you?
Yoshita Toshii vs. Motohara Amano
Who will climb to the top?
Can we start?
What's going on?
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
It's cold!
It's not ice, it's rubber!
Motohara!
You can't escape the cold feet!
You're always working in the wild!
Your feet are getting thinner!
You're getting used to it!
Motohara!
You're always working in the wild!
Your feet are getting thinner!
Let's do it again!
Your feet are getting thinner!
Hey!
Cut it out!
Are you ready?
Start!
Oh, no!
You're not climbing at all!
Take it easy!
Oh, no!
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
The regular team got the flag, so it's worth it, but it's hard to say even if G6 loses.
So, draw!
You did your best, but it was a loss. You lost, didn't you?
It was a complete loss, didn't you?
You were crying, weren't you?
If you work hard, you'll get better.
What happened to your kidney?
It was really funny.
And you too.
It is not possible to determine the superiority of men who have sacrificed their lives for a single flag.
The result is a draw.
The regular battle between Incarn and Batman G6 has entered the fourth stage.
Stop the human chicken race with enthusiasm!
It's not easy to win.
I will win.
It is difficult.
Now, everyone, this game.
You two are in a group.
This is the human being hanged in the air.
And this is the human being who pushes the button by looking back.
OK?
I see.
Let's do it at the same pace. For example, start!
I'm going to get off.
Stop the race!
Stop the race! Human Chicken Race!
This race is made up of pairs of two people.
One person will be hanged 7 meters above the ground.
If the other pair presses the start button, the hanged person will fall.
If the other pair presses the start button, the hanged person will win.
But if the other pair presses the start button too late,
of course, the hanged person will not live.
Who will go first?
Well...
Ito!
Yes!
I told you.
Yoshida!
Yes!
Ito!
Go higher!
Ito, go higher! Yoshida, stop him!
Yes, sir!
Why do you look so anxious?
Believe me! Believe me! It's all right! It's all right!
So, who will go first?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Yes?
You!
Huh?
It's not me! It's not me!
It's not me!
Go higher! Higher!
No, I won't! I'm not afraid of heights!
Huh?
You're a medical doctor!
You're a doctor!
It's all right!
Hey! Otaru, stop him!
Ito, go lower!
Yes, Otaru, go lower!
Go higher! Higher!
Can I go higher?
Can you go higher?
I'll do it!
I'll stop you, so Himura, go higher!
Hey!
Go higher!
Who will go first?
All right!
Go, Himura!
Hey!
Go higher!
I'm trying to stop you, but you're getting in my way!
That's right!
Can you stop me?
What are you saying?
You're getting in my way!
This is...
Otaku!
Kombu!
Accept the legend!
Wait a minute!
I'll do what you've been doing!
Kombu doesn't have mercy!
All right, all right!
I'll stop you!
I'll kill you!
Can Yoshida, the man who wants to possess Ito Catwoman from a distance, protect her?
Now, everyone...
Do you know about the online SM club?
C-6...
First, Ito Catwoman and Yoshida!
You stop him.
Are you okay, Yoshida?
If you keep hitting me like that, I might collapse.
Are you okay, Yoshida?
If you keep hitting me like that, I might collapse.
What's in it?
Well, I'm sure there's something bad in it.
Now, everyone...
Please raise it!
This is...
Cut it out!
I know you can do it!
I believe in you!
Leave it to me!
I believe in you!
Alright!
Alright, let's go!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Ready...
Start!
I believe in you!
Go!
Amazing!
Cool! Cool!
The current record is...
60 seconds!
Jeans!
That's a jean sport.
I don't want to see a jean sport!
You're right!
Yoshida protected Ito!
With a 60cm high record until the pool,
their distance has shortened!
Let's go over it!
Let's go!
Let's attack!
Don't look at me like that!
Will Hotohara be able to stop Udo from falling? Will he be able to surpass the high record of G6?
I did it three times. Udo-chan, are you okay?
No, I'm not okay!
What?
I'm not okay!
Okay, raise it up!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Chief! Chief!
Chief! Chief Fuda!
Chief, it's too dangerous!
He looks like a dog with eyebrows drawn.
The next challenger is Batman G-6, Himura Robin!
Why did he become Batman G-6?
I got bored with my daily life and became Batman.
Batman or Robin?
I got bored with my daily life and decided to become Robin.
Himura spent a normal school life, but now he represents Kanto.
Looking at him now, his life seemed to be full of good luck.
But his desire for heroes turned him into Robin.
Do you have a special move?
Of course I do.
What is it?
Robin Cutter!
Enter! Special Robin Cutter!
I'm counting on you, Tanuken Batman!
If you don't aim at it, you can't win.
You can't win.
Let's aim at it!
Let's do it!
Raise it!
Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
No! I can't stand it!
Stop it!
Red is the first and red is the second.
What are you doing?
Did you get it?
Yes.
I did it!
How is it?
IT'S HURTING!
IT HURTS SO MUCH!
You've spent a lot of money, haven't you?
IT HURTS SO MUCH!
I CAN'T EVEN PLAY AND IT HURTS SO MUCH!
WHAT IS THIS?!
I CAN'T EVEN PLAY AND IT HURTS SO MUCH!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Hey, do it right!
I'm sorry!
It's not like you're sorry!
You're a real bastard!
Do it right this time!
I'm going to apologize properly!
You can apologize!
Apologize properly!
Gura-san, I'm sorry.
Gura-san?
Gura-san, I'm going to kill you!
I'm sorry.
If you keep throwing like that...
you won't be able to do anything!
Do it right!
The devil destroyed Kimura's Asoko...
and used that pain to destroy the audience!
The last challenger is Summers!
Will he be able to surpass Ito and Yoshida's record?!
Now, it's time for the final battle between Kimura and Ohtaki!
Let's go!
I'll set a new record for now!
It's less than 60cm!
That's right!
Let's go for 30cm!
Okay!
Let's go!
Let's go for 30cm!
Forgive me...
Forgive you?
30cm...
Thank you very much.
His goal is...
to reach 30cm in the pool!
Will Kimura be able to do it with his pure white T-shirt?!
Now!
I'm ready!
Is it okay?
It's less than 60cm!
Please!
Please, Ohtaki-san!
Okay, I got it!
It's definitely slower!
Ohtaki-san, you're slow!
It's definitely slower!
Please raise it!
It's definitely slower!
Ready!
Set!
Set! Go!
I was just about to do it!
I was so close!
I knew you would do it!
Get off me! Get off me!
He accepted the challenge!
Let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
You can do it, Goto!
Got it!
You did it!
The kindness of the fans is indescribable!
Will they succeed in their 3rd attempt?
I'm begging you!
The leader is coming!
A little more forward!
Ready!
Start!
What is this?
The tallest one has a booger in his ear.
It's all the same.
Only the 60cm tall one got angry.
What is happening?
I lost!
A lot of things happened!
So, the judgment is!
Draw!
Everyone is doing their best!
But I'm about to cry!
I'm about to cry! Why?!
Everyone is doing their best and I'm about to cry!
Is there something I can say?!
Matsumoto continues his famous match against Kanmuryo!
The final match is about to begin!
Kiai de Gol! Kyodai Sakka!
It's finally the last distance!
I thought I would lose by the time I got here!
I even brought my coat with me!
The last match is 6 against 6!
And behind me is a huge ball!
Let's push this ball!
The first team to reach the goal wins!
Can we just score one more?
If we don't hurry up, the other team will reach their limit.
Earlier you said "my back is cold" not "my body is cold".
A match to reach the goal! A huge soccer ball!
The last match is a team of one!
A match to push a huge soccer ball!
The first team to reach the goal wins!
Of course, there is no guarantee of life depending on where you shoot!
This is the last match! Are you ready?
Ready!
Good! Good!
Go back! Go back!
It's impossible!
This competition doesn't end even if you die until you reach your goal.
If that's the case, will you be able to leave this infernal hell?
Yes! Both of them!
Befriend your own body and aim for the goal!
Infinite hell doesn't end!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Because there is a voice microphone in it!
Do it!
After this, after Matsumoto's judgment, men are fighting!
Do you know?
I'm not doing my best at all!
Do your best!
Do your best! Do your best!
If you want to win, you have to lose.
Yes!
Do it again next time.
Next week?
Do it again in two weeks.
Two weeks?
Yes!
Do it seriously, young man!
Yes!
Oh, the judge is strange.
Judge?
Oh, the judge is strange.
Did you get it?
Yes, I got it.
I got the truck, but...
But what?
I don't know.
It's cold.
What kind of mood are you in now?
Wait a minute.
Change your clothes.
Wait a minute.
Wait a little longer.
This kind of humiliating thing is important.
No, I was thinking of saying "hee-haw" somewhere.
Hee-haw?
Why do you say "hee-haw"?
Don't you know?
No one knows it either.
Don't you know it either.
Fellow viewers, what we prepared for you, was a gift of 500 yen sponsors.
Let's laugh today, too.
Thank you for listening!