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When the laughter of this world is disturbed, the messenger of justice descends from the darkness.
You're too early, you bastard!
"Tinker" versus "Holy Laughter Warrior"!
For the sake of laughter, men risk their lives one by one and fight fiercely!
You're too early, you bastard!
They can no longer escape the devil's game of life and death!
"Tinker" versus "Holy Laughter Warrior"!
For the sake of laughter, men risk their lives one by one and fight fiercely!
THE END
[music and sound effects]
Good evening.
I have a long career, but I have not started opening across the cable.
[laughter]
You should come here.
I'm a little worried.
[laughter]
Where is this place?
There are too many people and not enough lights.
[laughter]
What is this sound?
What is it?
We are here for this appearance.
I want to do it.
I have heard of this music.
What is it?
Who is it?
[laughter]
The costume is very...
There is a joker!
What is it?
[laughter]
What is it?
[laughter]
What is it?
[laughter]
Where did you get hurt?
[laughter]
Where did you get hurt?
[laughter]
What are you laughing at, you bastard?!
[laughter]
It's been a while. Do you remember?
[laughter]
Do you remember us?
Us?
We are...
Oarai...
Shinsei...
G-6!
Again!
Batman G-6!
[laughter]
No, no, no.
We didn't even slip.
[laughter]
We didn't even slip.
[laughter]
We didn't even slip!
[laughter]
Oarai Shinsei G-6 caused an accident at a factory.
They called themselves "Batman G-6," but what exactly are their goals?
Does this quote even make sense?
What is he saying?
I don't know where you're all from, but you're all "gene."
[laughter]
You're all injured, aren't you?
O-rin-ka!
O-rin-ka...
How long are you going to make us laugh like that?
[laughter]
Right?
Huh?
Even if...
Yes?
Even if you make us laugh like we're drinking soda...
How much longer are you going to make us drink?
Don't get cocky!
There's someone with a little bit of ability behind you, so could you switch places with him?
Switch places with you?
Change car?
Darker, you bastard!
I don't like it, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
What's going on?
No, I'm sorry.
What are you doing?!
Shut up!
You came at a time like this...
Winter, stand up!
Are you OK? Are you OK like you are now?
Shut up!
Are you OK? Sorry, which one of you is faster?
Are you OK?
No, I'm fine.
You're doing your best for yourself.
That pass was good.
Why don't you shoot?!
Why don't you shoot with an easy-to-shoot pass?!
Hey, Waoun! Get out of here!
It's a lonely card, Waoun.
Get lost!
What are you doing?!
Get back to work! Get out of here!
Yes, sir!
Get back to work!
Are you done with this talk show?
Are you done with this DVD?
DVD? DVD?
DVD?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Are you done with this?!
Get back to work! Get out of here!
Shut up! You regular!
Shut up!
You're a bad carbon dioxide!
Shut up!
You're a bad carbon dioxide!
In the past,
the entertainers who were excited about the show
were led by the linkers to raise their voices against them.
Tamura was a judge.
At that time, Tamura said...
Linkers! You're a pain in the ass!
You're a pain in the ass!
If you win, you're replaced!
Next week!
The fight with those who are determined to compete for replacements
has developed into a head-to-head battle!
And they were born again,
and have hit the challenge field twice!
Ibrahim!
What's up?
I'm sorry, but...
You need a character like this?
Robin?
Come on, man!
Stop laughing!
Robin?
What's that got to do with it?
Robin has something to do with it!
It has nothing to do with Robin!
Sorry, man...
Oh, no, no...
Come on, man...
Stop it!
Be gentle!
It's really boring!
I'm serious!
I don't care if you work hard or not!
It's boring!
We have to say "good morning" to each other!
Why are you crying like that?
It's cold, isn't it?
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
Right?!
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
Asako, Catwoman, you say it, too!
You guys...
Of you six...
Did you know?
You're half the same age!
So, you know...
You're the same age...
And you're a little older...
And you're not coming out at all...
My body is getting smaller, too!
Get out of here before it's 10 o'clock!
It's too late for you to say "dark knight".
"Dark knight"?
Like in the past?
"Dark knight"?
Like in the past?
I'm not Jack Nicholson!
I'm not the type of guy who does weird acting!
ATTENTION, PLEASE!
You know...
Your old-fashioned head...
Today, I'm going to use my own strength...
And...
I'm going to take it away from you!
What did you say?
What's this?
I said it with my own strength.
Did you play a roleplay?
What?
Did you play a roleplay?
I didn't say anything.
Why are you spewing whatever you want?
It's become boring whenever I say something.
What are you doing?
A penguin under a tree.
A penguin...
Ah, a penguin under a tree!
Good evening.
What's that?
Good evening.
I went on a fortune-telling this morning.
I'm worried.
They said it'd be regular.
There's a regular program, right?
Is it this one?!
Lastly, Yoshida Rido.
Here I go!
Hey, you guys!
You guys!
Take your time and listen to me, you bastards!
Turn on the TV!
What are you looking at?!
Are you worried about the TV?!
Hey!
Not one of you is worried about your face?!
At least get one pimple done!
Not one of you is worried about your face?!
There's a huge pimple on your face!
Really?!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
What kind of TV program is this?!
It really does look like Yoshida Rido.
It's the same color as asphalt!
It's the same color!
It's blue-purple!
Kosugi, say it one more time!
Hey, you guys!
Let's have a match!
A match?!
If you guys lose...
...today we'll be the regular members of Lincoln!
Aim!
The time has come!
The day of the match for the regular members of Lincoln has been decided!
About half of the work has already been considered for the opening.
We don't have much though.
Why? Why?
I want to show you this place without cutting.
Are you saying something big?
You picked up a place where you didn't say anything big!
Do you like it?!
And finally...
The devil's seal that commands the two of them is broken!
What is this?!
I've prepared a place to die for you!
A place to die?!
This is amazing!
This is dangerous for a dog!
What is this?!
Isn't this emotional?!
Also, there are a lot of middle-aged men today!
In the warehouse, there are a lot of creepy giant sets!
If you pay attention to any of them, you can save your life!
The devil's construction site!
The name engraved in this graveyard...
Is it Lincoln's 5 letters?!
Or is it G-6's 2 letters?!
Now...
Are you guys ready?
Ready for what?
This is amazing!
This is scary!
Even if you say it's scary, you guys still have to pay for it!
Right?!
Let me die!
Hey! Wait a minute...
Yes?
I'm going to borrow this for a moment...
But...
If you don't say anything...
It's only for now...
I'm sorry...
Please...
I don't care if you're happy or not, but you're being pushed around by Hamada-san.
What are you doing?!
You're lucky. He picked you up just in time.
What is this?
Are you making fun of me?!
I'm sorry...
Let's find out!
If Rinkan VS Orange Six wins, they'll get their fifth win in a row!
This is bad...
From now on, let's bet on Rinkan's regular and fight with all our might!
Yes!
The winning team will be Rinkan's regular. Is that okay?!
Yes!
The temperature is completely different.
We don't have any points, do we?
We don't have any points.
Is there a possibility of injury?
It's like we're playing basketball.
Take off your soccer shoes!
Everyone, I'll explain the rules!
The stick in the middle over there will rotate.
If you get caught there, you'll have to use a hammer throw to stand up and jump!
Let's compete for that distance!
Also, around you will be a course out.
If you're in a course out, you'll have seawater.
Seawater?!
Even if you write it like that, it's just sea water.
Fly with the air!
Water slider!
Human hammer throw!
The rules are simple!
Just cling to the stick in the middle of the set!
Then...
The stick will rotate at high speed!
After that, pretend like you got hammered with a hammer throw and let go of your hand!
Use the stick and jump!
If you make a mistake...
Of course, you'll lose your life!
As you can see, we're having a competition right now.
Excuse me, but can you all write one letter for me?
What's that supposed to mean?
We don't need an ambulance today.
Do you know what "we don't need an ambulance" means?
Write a letter saying you did it on your own will.
Are you talking about the ones you bite when you see dolphins?
By the way, do you have any money ready?
You don't have any money?
Now, G-6! Who wants to go first?
Alright!
Go ahead!
Yoshida!
Fly!
If you're going to fly, practice flying for today!
Alright!
Yoshida, who will you fight against?
Yoshida will do it!
Alright, alright!
Are you ready?!
Yes!
Come on out!
That's unexpected!
Why me?
We're going to be the Summer's best friends!
Are you ready?!
What?!
I don't know what you're all talking about!
Who's next?!
I'll fly!
I'm going to fly!
Hey, you!
I heard you're good with your hands!
You're good with your hands?!
Alright, who will you fight against?!
What do you mean?!
This is my first battle with you!
Why do you always choose me?!
I've only lost to you!
I wanted to lose to him!
Alright, who will you fight against?!
Hey!
Taki, you bastard!
You're bald!
Why are you so happy?!
These six people decided to participate in today's game!
Let's go to hell!
Alright, first of all!
First of all!
Yoshida is already on standby!
He's in a blue state!
If you fly over here!
I'll measure how many meters you are!
You have to see it for yourself!
What kind of game is this?!
BATMAN G-6!
The first fighter is Yoshida Ridler!
Why did he become BATMAN G-6?!
Well...
I won first place in a Japanese comedy competition, but...
I'm not popular.
But I'm popular because I defeated those six guys.
He just wanted to be popular with girls.
He became a comedian because he wanted to be popular.
After that, in the summer of 2005, he won the M-1 Grand Prix and became a comedian.
However...
Even so, Yoshida wasn't popular.
His despair and lost of memory...
Changed Yoshida into BATMAN G-6!
I always have it with me, and when I'm in front of the stage I say stupid things and when I'm on stage I show my serious side and I want you to see it.
At first you'll say "Coach, it's this time" but then you'll get used to it and you'll win.
With a calm mind and power, Yoshida Riddler flies!
Alright, let's go!
Fight!
Ready!
Fight!
Start!
Begin!
Fight!
Start!
Fight!
Yoshida Riddler turns and looks at BATMAN G-6!
Which one?
It's not about my will or anything like that!
It's not about being cold or anything like that!
It's not even worth reflecting on myself!
Yoshia-kun, you've never left any results in a counter show.
Let me stop!
Even if it's 6 or 4...
Did Yoshida get surprised by the high speed rotation?
With only 2 rotations, he let go of his hand and easily got out!
Next up is Summer's Ootake, who received a challenge from a regular person.
Are you ready, Ootake!?
This way! This way!
Even if you fly this way, you can win.
It's so cold! It's so cold!
It's so cold!
Let's go!
I don't want to fall!
Ready...
Start!
The feeling of not wanting to fall...
This is the world record so far, right?
What do you think about it?
I think the bomb in his left foot has been destroyed.
Are you angry?
Are you separated?
Calm down!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Is it his own will?
It's not his own will.
Are you separated?
Yes, we are separated by centrifugal force.
Are you friends?
Yes, we are friends.
You have your own will, don't you?
Osake has broken the world record!
This is how people who are praised by God look like!
The next challenger is Batman G-6, Ito Catwoman!
Why did she choose to become Batman G-6?
Women have their own limits, don't they?
I want to get married and have children as soon as possible.
Ito will be 40 years old on June 10th of this year.
Time flies when you are happy.
However, there is something she hasn't done yet.
I'm doing a program called "Community FM" where I talk about J-pop in the 80s.
She has lost her wings and wanders around.
It's Ito's challenge!
Let's do it!
Start!
Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
The regular team has decided to sink the second team's mother ship into the sea.
Amen!
The regular team has decided to ride the second team's boat.
The single-minded Amano is going to ride it!
The regular team Amano is going to ride it!
We are ready!
What can you do?
If you don't ride it, you will get hurt!
Let's go!
Master, you are scary again!
Amano's challenge!
Ready!
Start!
Well, but...
The regular team is doing well.
That's right!
Good job!
That's right! Good job!
However, they are not facing this way.
Reihano and Amano's brilliant strategy of changing direction of their bodies showed the quickness of the regular team.
G-6 hasn't set a record at all!
That's right! Good job!
Alright, we'll set a new record.
Go ahead and do it!
We'll set an interesting record.
That's right!
We'll set an interesting record.
We'll come back here!
I want to see it!
We'll set an interesting record.
Go ahead and do it!
Batman G-6's leader, Kamken Batman!
Nowadays, Kam works hard as the owner of a Yakiniku restaurant.
I had a lot of fun today.
I'm tired.
How was it?
I'm tired.
Today is Saturday.
It's a little cold.
I'm glad you asked me such a question.
I'll treat you well and cheer you up.
The business is doing well.
However, why did Kam change his appearance from Batman?
Do you hate Tokyo?
Tokyo doesn't make me laugh at all.
Hey, why don't you laugh?
I like this wet stuff.
You're lying.
You like dogs a lot, don't you?
They're funny.
People like you like dogs a lot, don't you?
People like you don't like dogs.
You don't like cats, do you?
You like dogs a lot, don't you?
You have a family, don't you?
You talk about dogs in detail.
You talk about how Tokyo was founded.
If it's that funny, it's fine.
Look, it's funny.
What is funny?
What is interesting?
Tamura keeps asking himself.
His evil curiosity and desire for Tokyo turned Tamura into a back burner.
When I was in elementary school, there was a girl I liked.
I look for her and go in.
I want to go in.
The bad-tempered Yakiniku restaurant owner proves his laughter.
Let's do it!
It's a short-cut challenge!
Go for it!
Ready!
Start!
Go for it!
No, no!
I have to show you my short-cut.
No, it's true.
Go in!
Do you want me to confiscate your store?
It's true.
But you don't have to do it, Miyata.
It's you!
What did you say?
You said you were in your teens.
What?
You said you were in your teens.
What?
Miyata-san, please.
What?
Please.
Please?
What?
Please do it for me.
There's no reason for you to do it!
It's true!
If you lose, Miyata-san, please take our value.
No, why?
I see.
What did you do, Matsuo-san?
I see.
He was impressed.
No, no, no!
Miyata-san, please!
Miyata-san was impressed and changed the rules. If Miyata-san falls, G6 will win.
Miyata-san was pressed with an unknown responsibility. Will he succeed?
If Miyata-san falls, we won't lose.
We won't lose!
Alright! We'll win!
We won't lose!
Honestly, what are you saying, Miyata-san?
We won't lose!
Alright! Let's go! We did it three times!
Even if it's 50cm, we'll win if we go in.
If Miyata-san falls, G6 will win.
Let's go!
If they lose, the regular team will lose.
Miyasako, can he recover from this evil game?
Miyasako!
Miyasako! Miyasako! Miyasako! Miyasako!
All of a sudden, as soon as my hands stretched out, both of my arms went "michin"!
What about your human body?
I see.
When I said "michin", it was cold.
I see.
Then, everyone said "miehen"!
"Miehen" is not a good word.
My heart was sad.
I see.
Then, Miyasako, let's do it one more time!
No!
I won't lose!
It's not fair! I won't lose!
I won't lose!
That's what you say when you do it.
Has the match been decided?
Miyasako has disappeared as if she had hidden herself.
Will Miyasako be able to win using Hamada's kindness?
Let's do it one more time!
Ready!
Start!
I won't lose!
I saw those eyes for the first time at the Ginkan!
Get back here!
You think you can run away from me? Get back here!
The show of "Badman Khan" and "Badman G-6" moves on to the second stage!
Come on in with enthusiasm! An interesting photo!
This is the result of the second round.
I hope you will do your best in the second round.
Everyone, here it is!
Here is the picture of the proof.
Within 30 seconds, all six of you will go in and take an interesting proof picture.
An interesting proof picture!
Matsumoto-san will be the final judge.
I hope you will do your best in the second round.
Bad story?
It's a story.
He showed us a chance!
Come on in with enthusiasm! An interesting proof picture!
The rules are simple.
Within one proof picture, all six of you will go in and take a picture within a limited time of 30 seconds.
The team with the most interesting picture will win!
After 30 seconds, the shutter will automatically shut itself.
30 seconds is enough.
Can you stand it for 30 seconds?
What are you going to do? Which of you will go first?
Which of you will go first?
Which of you?
Which of you will go first?
Actually, you're losing.
You're losing.
I want to ask you one more time.
Why are you losing?
Why are you standing there?
I'm going to close my eyes and play rock-paper- scissors.
As expected of the leader!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You're losing.
You're closing your eyes, so you're losing.
You're losing.
Regular team, what are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
Why don't you lower your voice a little?
I'm going to make you laugh.
First of all, will BATMAN T-6 show their spirit?
Will BATMAN T-6 show their spirit?
Can six people take a picture?
I'll start from this side.
I'll talk for 30 seconds.
You're losing.
Are you ready?
T-6!
Start!
Do you want me to take a picture of you?
You're losing.
I'll take a picture of you.
You're losing.
Three, two, one.
- OK! - This is OK!
- This is a good match! - I'm more confident now.
- This is a good match! - This is a good match!
I could feel the frame of Liu Yingyao.
Can the current regular team, Vincern show the power of G-6?
- The regular team will start now! - OK!
Ready...
Start!
- Three, two, one. - OK!
- It's gone. - It's gone!
- It's OK! - It's OK!
- We've got it! - We've got it!
- It's just in there. - It's funny!
- It's funny!
As expected of Liu team! Their spirit and confidence are high!
Which one is more funny?!
Let's see!
First, the photo of G-6...
This one!
What's going on?
I'm scared!
What's going on?
Turn it off!
It's like a circus!
Stop it!
Wait a minute!
Look at this!
A regular team!
Turn it off!
This is fun!
Take it off!
What's with your face?
What's up with you two?
Take it off!
What's up with you two?
I see. I understand.
Matsumoto-san!
Yes?
The verdict is...
Take it off!
What's up with you two?
I'm pretty good at this.
Take it off!
Next week, the battle is getting closer to the final battle of life and death!
The enthusiastic comedians perform the world's largest Taida dance!
And...
Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off!
The crowd goes all out even when it comes to the most important parts of the show!
What a tragedy to attack comedians at this height!
Take it off!
Finally, Matsumoto, the cruel senior, gets angry!
Can the regular team keep going?
Will they ever become G-6's national team?
This program is brought to you by...
I love you.
This program is brought to you by...
The time has come!