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So everyone, for Lincoln, we have a wonderful teacher here today!
Sorry for the wait, Calexel!
You're saying it first!
Gori-kun is crazy.
Is he that weak?
He's making me want to kill him.
Is it already over?
Yes, the teacher will be here soon.
Welcome!
He went this way.
Welcome!
Everyone!
Greetings!
Greetings.
Don't know how to do it.
No idea how to do it.
Let's do it one more time.
Everyone!
Greetings!
What do you mean by greetings?
It's a meaning! It's a meaning!
It's not greeting. It's greeting.
It's greeting.
Ah, it's the same meaning?
Let's do it one more time, everyone!
Greetings!
He's back.
Today's preachers are...
Two people who love Dinker members and Okinawa with all their hearts...
Gareth and Sale!
They're wearing serious Okinawan ethnic costumes...
And they're preaching with their hearts as demons!
You're going to die!
They want everyone to live a long life...
Such is the loveless Spartan education!
Everyone, wait for me!
And last but not least...
An eye-catching shocking ending!
They love Dinker members...
So it can't be helped if they're a little reckless!
They won't end up crying or laughing!
Preachers!
You said something weird earlier, didn't you?
You said something like "goats have weird heads", didn't you?
Um, I've been almost stabbed in the back a few times at work...
There are quite a few times when nothing happens.
Really?
Matsumoto...
As the second half of this lecture...
I'm going to make you feel something terrible!
No, it's really good!
It's really good!
Even if it's not like that...
It's really good!
It's okay!
Since we're here again...
Of course...
I'd like to give a lecture about Okinawa!
Okinawa?
Why Okinawa?
It doesn't have to be so big!
Wow!
Yes!
Today's lecture is...
What do you call this?
That's right! "Choju"!
Matsumoto! Yes!
Then...
What do you call this?
"Choju", right?
Say it a little faster.
"Choju", right?
Say it more enthusiastically.
"Choju", right?
One more time!
"Choju"!
Thank you!
Thank you for pretending you didn't notice me at first.
No, that's right. I also have a sense of humor, so I did it.
I did it.
Are you ready, everyone?
Today, you will learn about "shouju".
"Shouju"...
To be honest, I saw "big sports day" and "up and down battle".
Oh...
I'm worried about your bodies.
I'll say something tough!
This weekend, it's a mountain pass.
This weekend?
That's too soon!
You'll die!
I said it!
I just said some very good words.
What did you say?
Are you all doing well?
"Life is a treasure", I said.
"Life is a treasure", you said.
The members of DEAN COUNT have shown us how weak their bodies are in "big sports day".
On top of that, their memory has deteriorated.
Kawata said this when he saw them.
I'll hit you!
Kawata doesn't usually raise his hands, but he raised his hands so much that they're almost touching.
I said it, didn't I?
Yes, you did.
You said something important.
What did you say?
I can't say it.
What?
I can't say it.
"Life is a treasure", you said.
"All rich people have life", you said.
With the determination to let the eight members of DEAN COUNT live a long life, "Big Sports Day" in Okinawa begins!
Are you ready, everyone?
I'm going to ask you questions about how much of your bodies are in shape.
I'm going to test how much of your bodies are in shape.
First of all, memory test!
Memory test to determine the age of the eight members of DEAN! Question one!
Do you remember what you ate last night?
Yes, we do.
Really?
Yes.
Then please write down what you ate on the desk.
Yes.
This is important, everyone!
Now, it's singing time!
Start!
T. Tommy!
Andy!
Everybody said it's over!
Yes, it's over!
Nobody's said it's over.
I hope it's not Kotohan.
Let's start!
Let's take a look at the clips!
Amada doesn't have curry!
Matsumoto doesn't have shabu-shabu!
Miyasako doesn't have pasta nor chicken...
It's Akadashi.
Yes.
Kotohara doesn't have meat soba and oyako don...
Chicken and rice ball. Oh, it's the same.
I ate rice ball.
Oh, really.
And sweet one is...
pork bowl, tonjiru...
Oh, it's squid.
And udon is...
beef bowl.
Yes.
That's it.
This...
Hamada, who did you eat this with?
I ate it at home.
With your wife?
No, not with my wife...
I ate it at home.
So...
With your wife?
That's scary.
No, not with my wife...
I ate it at home.
Who said it? You said it, didn't you?
What?
Who said it?
You don't have to say it.
What did you say?
Yes!
What did you say?
No, I'm sorry. I'll say it one more time.
If you do things like that on your own...
Yes.
The consequences...
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Who did you eat it with?
Me? With my wife...
Your wife?
My wife.
Who did you eat it with for the first time?
Me and my wife.
Really?
What about Kotohara?
Me and my wife.
Really?
Yes.
What about Matsumoto?
Me and my wife...
For the first time...
For the first time, he ate it with his wife like his wife.
From his lips...
What did you say?
I said a lot of things...
You said a lot of things...
A lot of things...
That's right...
Well...
I have a daughter...
That's why...
Did your wife make it for you?
No, no...
I went to the store...
Oh...
That's good...
That's funny...
What did you say?
What?
What did you say?
I'm sorry...
Kata is very angry...
Why?
Why in this...
There is no one who ate Goya Champuru...
He is very angry...
This is...
Oh...
It's still yesterday's bread...
No one ate Goya Champuru?
No one?
Yesterday...
Yesterday, he didn't eat it...
Oh, this is dangerous...
You'll die!
If you don't eat it...
You'll die!
You're going to die!
You're eating it without asking!
Oh, it's you, Kouhan.
I'm done with you!
You're disgusting...
What's wrong with you?
It's alright, it's alright.
I'm going to do it big time.
Miyasako, if you eat this, you will die. But for you, I have prepared Goya Champuru.
Goya Champuru.
What?
Goya Champuru.
This is very bitter.
Chew it.
Goya is rich in vitamin C and iron.
In Chouju, Okinawa, they eat vegetables that have been eaten for a long time.
I don't want it anymore. I'm going to eat my lunch box.
That's good.
Wow, it's bitter!
Here you go.
What?
Isn't it bitter?
It's bitter, everyone.
It smells like when you are looking for a basketball in a park.
Wow, it's bitter!
That's good.
It's scary, it's scary, it's scary.
You've gotten better, haven't you?
Here you go.
You've gotten better, haven't you?
You guys are teachers.
- Hey, that's great, isn't it? - What?
Especially from Mr. Kawata, you won't eat one bite, but two bites.
- Good, good, good! - Good, good!
- You're the one who should eat, right? - Can you give me a bite?
You ate it all! You ate it all!
You won't eat it! You'll die!
If you don't eat it, you'll die!
- I have one more bite for you. - I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
- You're crying, aren't you? - Yes, I'm sorry.
- Why? Is it bitter? - Yes.
- Do you want me to pick up the bitterness? - Do you want me to pick up the bitterness?
- I can't help it.
- Huh? - Huh?
I'll chew it for you.
- He's chewing it for me. - The bitterness is gone.
- This is bad. - This is really bad.
- This is really bad.
- Huh?
- You! - This isn't bitter at all.
- This isn't bitter. - It's not bitter, but...
- Smell it. - Smell it.
- It's not bitter. - It's not bitter.
Why are you running away?!
You'll die!
Are you running away with your family?!
- You'll die! - You'll die!
- You're still in the first half!
- You're in the first half... - You're still in the first half...
- Apparently, even though he's a little older now, he's passed the second memory test! - He's still passing the second memory test.
- Here's the second one! - Oh, you're still passing it?
- Write down the name of the last person who called you yesterday!
Shiro?!
Write down the name of the last person who called you yesterday!
Andy!
Hamada, Sensei...
Sensei! Well...
It's just a little...
When I had a hard time during a concert,
I asked Hamada Sensei if he had sold English lenses.
But he said "not yet".
You didn't sell them?!
So you can't use them now?
No, no, no, no...
I can use them, but...
Really?
The last time we talked about it was when we made a reservation for a shabu-shabu restaurant.
The last one?
Yes.
How about you, Yasako?
When I told the children in the garden that the children didn't wear jumbers, they got angry and asked me why I didn't let them wear jumbers.
They got angry.
They got angry and apologized.
That's enough.
It's cold.
When I got home late and drank, no one was there.
I called Kami-san's cell phone and said, "I'm drinking at Nobel."
What is Nobel?
Nobel is a barbecue restaurant.
It's like you know it.
Nobel, right?
I remember we had a conversation like that.
I think it's difficult for you.
What did you say?
You didn't let me drink.
I'm studying it.
I didn't let you drink.
What?
I didn't let you drink.
I'm listening to you.
I don't understand you at all.
You go.
I don't care.
Go.
Go. Go. Go. Go.
I said go.
From the second time...
Kawata... Kawata is very angry.
He says it is very sad for me.
Why?
Why do you say you haven't called Okinawan people?
It is not easy.
Isn't it fine for one person to call Gushiken?
I don't know.
I don't know, Hiranaka-san.
Maybe she is Okinawan.
No, she is not.
Why do you say you don't know?
I will die...
if I don't call Okinawan people.
It doesn't matter.
It can't be helped.
I don't like it.
What is it?
This is for you, Kawata-san.
Kawata-san, drink it up.
This is too much for me.
You should drink it up.
No way!
It doesn't work for me!
Why?
Why do you say you don't know?
It doesn't work for me!
What is it?
I am sorry.
It is too much for me.
The three of them got noni juice.
Vitamin C is 2.4 times more than lemon.
It is a miracle fruit.
Normally, you cut it with juice and get rid of the smell.
But this time, it is specially straight.
It is good for health.
I drank it.
Wow!
It is disgusting!
After this, Ootake and Hokuhara also drank noni juice and got healthier.
But, a big problem occurred!
Miyasako-san?
You're a "yukusa", right?
What? "yukusa"?
You're a "yukusa", right? "yukusa"?
"yukusa"?
Who's your wife?
Huh?
Inaburu!
Ah, yes, yes.
Inaburu!
Don't say that!
Huh?
Inaburu!
Huh? What? What?
Is that true?
Inaburu! You're a "yukusa", Urii!
It's true, it's true!
What? What? What?
Kawata-san is angry.
What?
Miyasako, you're lying.
Lying?
You're not really his wife.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
You should have called a woman.
Huh? Ah, that's a problem.
That's...
That's a problem.
That's...
That's bad.
Huh?
This is bad.
I didn't know Kawata-san knew such a truth.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
This is bad!
"yukusa"!
It's impossible!
You're lying, right?
Even if I lie, I'm still his wife.
She's your wife, right?
No... no.
Since you lied, you can't drink it.
It's fake, it's fake.
It's 30 years of lies.
She's your wife!
Drink it!
Ah, ah...
ieving...
Making fuss...
It's amazing!
Drink it up, it stinks!
It stinks, so drink it up!
Go, go, go!
All of it is going to get damp!
Drink it up, so you can live!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
It's OK! It's OK!
It's not certain if Miyasako lied or not, but he became very healthy.
Let's move on to the second half!
The second half is...
We will do a basic physical strength test.
Finally, the lecture is the second half of the question.
First of all, we will do a basic physical strength test to check our physical strength.
Everyone, please lie down.
From here...
"Otakehotohara".
"Uto".
"Miyasako".
Lie down upside down.
Hold your legs.
This is bad.
What's wrong?
This is bad.
Please lie down.
Really?
I've never done this before.
Are you ready?
Please take off your collar.
It's small!
That's bad.
"Nijususenchi".
"Anta shinuyo".
"Shinuyo" means "die" in Japanese.
That's terrible.
This is dangerous, Kawata.
"Chiragaya saya".
"Chiragaya saya"?
Kawata will give you a present.
"Anta wa karata ga katai kara".
"Chiragaya, eat a pig's head".
No, I can't do that.
This is not "amazing", but "Chiragaya"...
This is "amazing".
"Otake niwa", which is hard and could kill you,
"Otake niwa", which is hot and has pig's skin,
Can we eat this?
Yes, you can.
Are you making fun of me?
Of course we eat this.
You don't eat it like that.
There is garbage on it.
Is it a crab?
Where is it?
On the ear.
On the ear?
It's right on the ear.
It's biting me.
It's biting you?
It's biting me.
Is it good?
It's good.
It's low now.
It's 3cm low now. Why is it like that?
Do it again. Do it again.
I'll do it again for sure.
Do it again.
I'll do it.
3... Yes!
It's higher now!
Wow!
32cm!
Congratulations!
It's good.
Okinawa has become healthier, hasn't it?
Yes.
Okinawa has become healthier.
Yes.
3... Yes!
Oh! It's low now.
It's higher now than before, isn't it?
28cm!
It's high now, isn't it?
It's good.
Ok, can you do it again?
I can do it again.
There's nothing special.
Otaru-san, it's very good.
Move away.
I'll weigh it now, so you should move away.
He's pushing me a little.
I'll weigh it now.
I'm healthy, but...
It's good.
You don't have to eat it.
I'll open it.
Stand up!
It's really big!
41cm!
This is it.
Die!
42cm!
It's too big.
This is no good.
How about this?
You like it, don't you?
Kawata's specially seasoned
pig's head.
Seasoned?
What is this?
It's like a red dot.
For udon,
Kawata's specially seasoned
spicy chiraga
will make you healthy.
It's not rubber.
Rubber-like things are no good.
You'll die if you don't eat it.
It's rubber, isn't it?
It's an animal.
It's a macaw.
It's wobbling.
51 centimeters!
It's 51 centimeters!
That's amazing, Kawada-san!
Amazing, isn't it?
So Miyasako is last, huh?
I'm sick of this!
Miyasako.
Huh?
Go first.
Oh, I'm glad.
About what?
Kawada-san said Miyasako should eat first and then measure.
He's been tricked.
What?
It's a short-cut.
Because the record will go up anyway.
If it didn't go up...
I don't know, but I have to eat it before I decide.
I don't know if it went up or not.
Because if you eat it from the nose, you can tell it's healthy.
Oh, I'm glad.
Miyasako said Miyasako should eat it from the nose, not the ears.
This is definitely impossible.
What is it?
It looks like a flower pot.
It looks like a foreign outlet.
This is really...
I'm sick of it.
He's really tired.
He went all out.
He eats like that?
It's crazy.
Measure it now.
It's fine, isn't it?
Press it down.
One, two...
Amazing!
Forty-nine!
You're going to die!
You're talking too much!
What should we do?
We don't have a chance!
Uriyasa...
Oh, thank goodness!
Uriyasa...
What's this?
This is pretty bad.
It doesn't look like it's being sold.
This is special.
Uriyasa has prepared it for you.
It's pig extract!
What?
What extract?
You can't say it.
Pig?
Uriyasa wants you to be healthy,
so he's giving you strong-smelling pig extract!
Why do you keep giving me this?
Because you look like you're about to die.
I'm going to die!
You're so cool.
You're taking care of me.
Do you think we're friends?
Why do you keep giving me this?
Because you look like you're about to die.
Why do you keep saying that?
If you buy this, you'll definitely go up!
I don't want it anymore.
I don't care!
I'm going to say something!
I'm going to say something to the camera!
I don't care!
Are you going to buy it?
I'm going!
Are you going to buy it?
I'm going!
Are you going to buy it?
Yes, thank me for the pig!
Where did it go?
I can't measure it anymore!
I can't do it anymore!
Wow!
I can't do it anymore!
This is amazing!
Were you able to move this fast before?
You're getting stronger!
This is amazing!
Thanks to the pig's strength, Miyasako was able to move around like an athlete and gain a healthy body!
I understand how you feel!
Now for the last exercise!
Let's do iron bars!
Iron bars? That's dangerous!
The next basic physical strength test is iron bars!
8 people will check their athletic nerves!
Alright, here we go!
Alright, Kawata-san, leave nothing behind!
What are you doing?
This is scary!
Alright, Kawata-san, you're up!
This is amazing!
Really?
Iron! Iron!
This is unprecedented!
You'll do this!
Can you do it?!
Come on!
What kind of special ability do you have?!
This is incredible!
I've never seen thatessional bodywork!
Your body has to spin forever!
You don't know it?
No, he doesn't!
He does not!
Then for heaven's sake, you know how to choose soccer, don't you?!
This height is a little difficult!
Next up is Mimura!
I haven't done a backflip for a while...
Watch out for your knee, knee!
Can Mimura, who has a bomb in his left hand, do a backflip?
Even before you do it, you're like this...
I can do it, I can do it!
If you say such a pathetic thing, then let's do it like this!
Huh?
If you can't do a backflip, I'll apply the pig's extract on your nose!
You can't do it!
Then let's do it seriously!
I can do it, but...
There's a possibility you can't do it...
But there's no helping it, there's no helping it.
Then I'll do it seriously, it might take some time, but I'll do it seriously.
You're still doing it alone...
No, I'll do it alone...
Can you do it?
No, no, I just came over like this...
Oh, amazing!
Do your best!
Oh, Imura-san, over here!
Oh, Imura-san!
Imura-san, over here!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it, Imura-san!
Why can't I do it?!
Wait a minute! I did it! I almost did it!
I almost did it!
No, you didn't do it.
I just have a weak tongue!
You did it up to this point!
Then let me try again! Let me try again!
If he can't do it, it'll be difficult! Will Imura- san succeed?!
That's weird... I can do it! I definitely can do it!
No, you can do it!
You can do it, Imura-san!
Where?!
There!
Imura-san! Imura-san! Over there!
Wait a minute, you're saying "shikibuton" now, aren't you?
No, you're definitely saying "shikibuton"!
It's funny you're saying "kohan", you're saying "shikibuton"!
Ah, you couldn't do it, can't be helped.
Imura-san!
No, no, no!
What's with you?!
This is bad!
You're going to come out!
No!
It's okay.
Wait, really, stop it!
No, do it other than that!
You're already here!
And even if you do this, you're still here, right?
What will you do?!
Will you knuckle up?!
Knuckle up?!
Shut up, Imura-san!
If you knuckle up, what will you do?!
Just a little, just a little, okay?!
Imura-kun!
You're amazing, Imura-kun!
What's with that face?! I've never seen you like that before!
I've never seen you like that before!
Imura-kun!
You look like a youkai!
It's my first time smelling it. I've never smelled anything like it before.
Alright, let's go.
Who wants to do it?
Anyone?
Alright, let's choose someone who has an eye for me.
You're very challenging, Matsumoto.
I can't stand it anymore!
He's got a lot of guts!
I saw this scenario on Earth!
You're going to do it or not?
No, no, no!
I saw this scenario on Earth!
That's Matsumoto for you!
That's Right Until Morning
This is a debate show where eight people will point out the right answer about a certain era.
What kind of answer will be thrown out tonight?
Here we go!
"KI" for Shibuya-kusha.
I can't do this. I can't meet Matsumoto again.
Shibuya-kusha?
This is Shibuya-takusha!
Shibuya-takusha.
This is a story-driven conversation.
That's right.
Really?
Shibuya-takusha.
This is...
This is a very special story.
"SHI" for Shibuya-takusha.
"MI" for Shibuya-tasha.
Yes!
This person is...
Souichiro Kitamura.
SHIBUYA-tasha
I'm sorry!
I can't say anything.
I can't say anything either.
"MI" for Shibuya-tasha.
I think that this story is not only for men.
What?
"KI" for Shibuya-tasha.
SHIBUYA-tasha
"U" for Shibuya-tasha.
"KINOMOTO" "RYO" "SHIBUYA-tasha" "U" for Shibuya- tasha.
He looks like a real fighter.
He doesn't have a face.
He's a key fighter.
24 years old.
Jack.
He looks like a straight fighter.
Is it okay for a straight fighter to be a straight fighter?
Why is he a straight fighter?
He's young.
So he has a lower body.
He has a lower body.
He won't fall.
Oh!
His body is solid.
This is why it only shows Kitaji Kinan.
Yes!
Does he wear hisηνfolkwear properly?
Does he wear hisільfolkwear properly?
There is such a rule?
It's weird.
It looks like a gold basketball.
Kitaji Kinan is popular because it is in the north.
Because it was a big temple in the north.
It's difficult.
Goro, it's not!
It's fine as it is.
Goro, it's not!
What do you think?
Okay, then Kinya Kitaoji!
"Ki" starts with a cool actor.
The correct answer is Kinya Kitaoji.
Let's go! Next question, please!
"Sa" starts with...
Which song looks cute when a woman sings it in karaoke?
It's got to be this one!
"Sa" starts with...
Wait a minute! It doesn't look cute at all!
"Sa" starts with...
It's too early!
It's this song.
Really?
It's the cutest song.
It doesn't look cute at all.
It's a momentary excitement.
It's the cutest song.
I think all men say that.
It doesn't look cute at all.
It doesn't look cute at all!
It's got to be this song!
It doesn't sound good without it being cute at all.
Amaro and Miyaso will say it at once, so show us!
Amaro
What do you think?
Amaro
Yunmi
It definitely has to be this one!
Mimura
On the contrary...
Mimura
Why!
Mimura
It's not cute at all!
But if a cute girl sings it...
Kuno-chan!
Yes!
Sazanka no Yado
Kuno-chan!
Yes!
Sabishini
Oh!
I know what you mean!
It's not cute at all!
That's it!
Sakura.
Sakura?
What kind of...
Many different Sakura.
Do you have confidence, Natsumo-san?
I really did my best.
Wow. Beautiful.
It's a big difference!
Because you're probably singing "Old Lady" now!
It's been a while...
Maybe "Sakuranbo"?
You should put "sakuranbo" on it.
What would it be like?
Something like "cherry"?
Let's go with "sakuranbo"!
"SA" begins.
A song that looks cute when a woman sings it in karaoke.
The correct answer is "sakuranbo"!
If you fail, you'll get a scary stage kiss!
Matsumoto, challenge yourself!
Scary!
Here I go!
You did it!
You were strong!
You're strong!
You can do it, right, Matsumoto?
Thank you!
This is amazing!
Why did you hide?
No, I...
Just a little more!
You can do it!
Just a little more!
No, no, no, I...
Should we start with "sakuranbo"?
No, not "sakuranbo"!
Your hands smell!
I think you let go of your hands!
Your hands smell!
Shut up! Shut up!
You threw it! You threw it!
You started it all of a sudden!
I'm begging you!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Now you can eat healthy, right?
Now you can have honest patterns!
This is really amazing!
That's right!
And with that...
Evaluation is complete!
For our beloved Lincoln members...
We want you to live a long life!
With that intention in mind, we conducted a health check!
Looking at the results of the day...
The healthiest people who are diagnosed as needing treatment the most are announced!
We are sending your results to Okinawa!
And Okinawa will send you a fax with the name of the person whose life is shortest!
We, Gareth Selle, will give you a wonderful gift from Okinawa!
Here it is!
Wow!
That's right!
This is it!
As I thought!
We want you to live a long life!
That's why we have prepared a long creature!
Wow!
Here it is!
Wow!
It's moving!
This is called "red-head" and it's poison-free!
It's poison-free, so it's okay!
No, it's not okay!
Kakori-san, what do you think of it?
It's okay! It's very kind!
It's a one-person creature!
It looks like it's going to attack you!
Ah! Something is ringing!
Ah!
It looks like it!
It's someone!
Is it Taya?
It looks like it! Who could it be?
This is an Okinawa computer!
The one whose life is shortest is...
I'm scared!
I'm begging you!
I'm scared! I'm really scared!
I'm scared!
Hey! That's dangerous!
Hey! Wait up!
I'm completely desperate now!
Pink! It's over for me!
I can't help it!
The box belongs to the artist, so please take only the contents with you.
Be quiet!
I'm really quiet!
Shall I go first?
Yes, yes.
Please.
I'm really fine, everyone. I'll go.
You just opened your mouth!
I'm fine.
Really.
I don't bite.
Really.
Look! Isn't that something unique to you?
Isn't that something unique to you?
Don't you bite it?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I'm scared of chewing it! I'm scared of biting it!
I'm sorry, but I'm running out of time.
What is this?
Are you mad at me?
Here it comes!
More than Mimura...
I'm begging you!
Has the diagnosis changed?
I'm begging you!
More than Mimura...
Not 18 years old!
Oh, you're right!
I'm so mad at you!
I was watching "Acapulco"!
I'm so mad at you!
You're so kind!
You're a pervert!
I'm not doing anything!
Look, Matsumoto, I'm not biting!
Look!
What are you doing?
What's wrong?
I knew you would say that. But I didn't expect you to say that.
Let's end this.
As you can see, we have provided sponsors for this program.
This is different from our true intentions, but class is over!