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"Ginkan! Comedians' Elevator"!
This project shows young comedians who want to show their stories to Matsumoto and TVS!
Since the elevator has opened, it will be a three- hour game until Matsumoto closes the door!
Everyone, thank you for coming!
Today is your favorite "Comedians' Elevator"!
Umm...
You said "comedians' elevator" three times!
I'm getting applause from both sides!
I'm getting applause from everyone!
This time, since it's the sixth time in a series, we have prepared a prize for viewers!
It's "TVS Karaoke Comedians' Tower"!
Wow!
Karaoke Comedians' Tower!
Karaoke Comedians' Tower...
What does that mean?
This time, viewers of TVS will also be able to use the karaoke games and party games that comedians use when they want to liven up karaoke!
Since it's the season of karaoke...
Karaoke games...
I wonder if that's what it means...
I was shown by the members, but it wasn't funny at all!
We were together without feeling like it!
It wasn't funny at all, but we were together...
That's scary!
Then, to lighten up the mood...
First, could we have Mimura-san's "Kohaku no Enkai" game, please?
Mimura-san!
Why are you doing this? It's scary!
Mimura-san, who loves alcohol, has brought a lot of parties to life with his "Shippan Gen"!
Yes!
Gera! Gera! Gera! Gero!
What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What should I say?
Enkai Geiren Petsu!
Ginkan Karaoke Geirin Tower!
Everyone, please get on this elevator.
Karaoke geirin are waiting for you in each floor,
but we have prepared a floor chart of which geirin are waiting for you in each floor.
Looking at this floor chart, Matsumoto-tachi will have you choose your destination, but...
I don't know what to do with this title!
What should we do?
At first, we asked you how you saw the numbers, but is it really okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Is it okay?
What should we do?
Yes, what should we do?
Then, of course, we should sing "rock star" or something like that.
Yes, yes, that seems like a good idea.
I see.
The first karaoke song is rock number "kara"!
Everyone, please get on this elevator.
What? What?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Welcome to Quiz on the Live Gym!
I missed you, Tokyo!
Hey, hey, hey!
It's cold.
Hey, hey, hey!
In your gaze like the sun, I like the shadows that are only seen a little.
It's not a love cafe of summer and winter, so I want you to understand it, not throw it away.
You are a sunflower, I am a fairy of snow.
It's about time for Sanplaza to be...
Sanplaza to be...
Everyone, please use Sanplaza Nakano-kun's rough bass...
What should we do? What should we do?
What should we do? First of all...
Should we do something like "kitto parade"?
Ah, wait! Even if we fail at one of them, there are many ways of doing "parade".
We should connect songs like this, right?
Alright, we'll do "kitto parade" eight times.
Is it possible to watch a clever karaoke game?
Hello! Welcome! Thank you for coming!
Today, we have four guests, from the north of Hokkaido to the south of Aomori.
It's funny, but it's funny.
Alright, let's start with this song. Here you go!
Everyone knows it, "Big Six Clock"
This song is sung in various voices.
Wow, I'm really looking forward to it!
I'm really happy!
First of all, the left ear...
Six large wind clocks, three clocks on the ground
The opening of an arrow... The opening of a 100-year arrow...
What is this sense of security?
Well, but...
I'm glad. I'm glad I chose it.
Because it's a roll call.
There's something about laughing at the actors' gestures.
They laugh normally.
It's always cheap.
It's unexpected.
They laugh immediately.
The completed impersonation of "on parade" also satisfied Matsumoto and his friends.
Can I go to the singing room for a moment?
Oh, yes, of course.
Go to the singing room.
Are you two girls?
Oh, yes, of course.
I'll have you put flowers on me.
The singing princesses put flowers on this tower.
Did you do impersonations of everyone?
What?
Did you do impersonations of everyone?
I can do it.
I can't do it.
I said I couldn't do it.
You did it the other day.
I did it.
What?
You did "boyacky".
I did "boyacky".
Stop it, "boyacky".
I said.
Scary, scary, scary.
Are you all right?
It's like a shadow.
Is the tea good?
It's good, it's good.
You're good at singing.
You're good at singing, too.
She speaks louder than you sing.
Eeeeew! Ew! That's gross!
Eeeew!
What's new?
What is it?
The song's culture!
That's gross!
As soon as I saw him, I knew he was a boss.
He made this by chance!
I couldn't concentrate on the song because of the shock.
The vice-chairman is that person, isn't it?
Vice-chairman...
Ah, you're saying it, singer!
Vice-chairman?
Ah, that's a little...
That's possible, isn't it?
Let's look at the vice-chairman.
Ah, then let's look at the vice-chairman.
Shall we look at it?
Yes.
Then we'll go to the 10th floor.
The vice-chairman, who has a good show, can now be seen!
Ah, that's it! That's it!
Ah, ah, ah!
Now everybody move! Can get a little somethin'
Get to know them, so very easy!
Very easy you say ah!
Get everybody move! Can get a little somethin'
Get to know them, so very easy!
Very easy you say ah!
D.E.A.N.T.
From where we came from
Can come from anywhere to be free
From where we came from
She's been singing for a while now.
She's like a rapper.
Please look at the lyrics.
Why are you looking at me like that?
What is it?
Karaoke game.
What is it?
She's singing her favorite song.
What is it?
She suddenly looked at me like that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What is it?
Champagne.
You're just drinking beer.
When you were singing, I was wondering which song you were singing.
I thought you were going to separate songs.
What is it?
It sounds like a curse word.
Brain drain?
I think it's a rap song.
Brain drain?
It's a proper song.
She must have made a mistake.
It's more like a bird about to die than a bird about to die.
You're selling quite a lot.
You're not supposed to be selling that much.
Tonight, that kabuki character will be reborn!
It's been a while, isn't it?
Ah, there he is.
Hello, I'm Ichikawa Eriizo.
Today, I'd like to take this chance and sing "kabuki aru aru" for you.
Please listen to it.
It's a song I sang at a wedding party a while back.
"Kabuki aru aru" I want to hear it
"Kabuki aru aru" I want to see it
Cha-cha-cha
Kabuki aru aru
I want to hear it
Cha-cha-cha
Cha-cha-cha, kabuki is common.
Cha-cha-cha, hurry up and say it!
Hurry up and say it!
Nakamura, Hashinosuke, we all love you!
Nakamura, Hashinosuke, we all know you!
But we all tend to forget you!
We want you to remember us!
Hashinosuke's wife, Mitahiro-kun!
If you didn't say it, we wouldn't be able to hear it!
We're in the middle of practicing!
The staff decided to do it together!
They're trying to break in!
Karaoke and Karuki, two Japanese traditions have come together!
Dancing?
Hishichou!
Hishichou is a different song!
I don't want to say it, but can you say it for me?
I want you to sing a song that's easy to understand!
It's like a rap song!
I wonder what song it is?
This is not the place for you to sing!
The sun is too bright!
If you put it the other way around, the sun is too bright!
You can't go anywhere!
You're so easy to get to know!
You can't go anywhere!
You're always sleeping!
I wish for Hishichou's resurrection!
One time only!
Tutting
Uh oh!
Something bad will happen to him.
Wait a second!
Sorry!
Uh oh!
What the hell is this?
I want to say a lot of things like this, but what does "street fighter" mean?
What is it? I don't know well.
Suddenly, I have more ideas.
I can't get out of my feet.
I don't know what "all-rounder" means.
There must be something.
But the moment you see it, it's completely disgusting.
Disgusting.
He showed his calculated "black" work.
Let's go to "superstar" first.
Let's go to the 6th "superstar" floor.
Who is this "superstar" ?
Whose song is this?
Is it "a" song?
Is it "tokyo" song?
It's "jury" song.
Yes, it's "tokyo" song.
It's "jury" song.
What should we do with this song?
It doesn't come out?
It really doesn't come out.
Is it possible that it doesn't come out like this?
It's amazing.
Did you get scared suddenly?
No, I didn't.
You got scared.
It can't come out like this.
Has the song started?
It can't come out like "kabuki aru aru"
What happened to this superstar? And what is his identity?
It's open. It's a woman again.
It wasn't bad here.
Cleaning is important.
It's like a prison cell.
He killed her.
I made a mistake.
Why didn't it come out earlier?
He killed her.
He killed her silently.
He misunderstood her.
It's cute.
It's like a function.
The reason why it didn't come out earlier is that it didn't have a color.
It's because of the light.
It hasn't been shining before.
Not even once.
Because of the machine trouble, the superstar couldn't shine.
He hasn't said it yet.
I gotta get high also
While taking a twist, I will tell you the difference between Lothal coffee and Starbucks coffee.
Lothal coffee is cheaper!
Woohoo!
What is that?
Everyone knows it!
It is...
Lothal coffee is delicious!
Woohoo!
It is Lothal coffee!
Lothal coffee!
I got energy!
He said something, didn't he?
The story seems to go on, so we reopen the door!
While taking a twist, I will tell you the difference between Lothal coffee and Starbucks coffee.
Lothal coffee is fashionable!
Starbucks coffee is more fashionable!
Lothal coffee is more fashionable!
Starbucks coffee is more fashionable!
Lothal coffee is bad!
Lothal coffee is not well said!
What is that?
I said out loud the difference between the two coffee shops.
Everything went well, didn't it?
Yes, it did.
I'm curious about something.
Has "rock star" changed?
What are you doing?
Yes, it has changed. "rock star".
"rock star".
Just now it was "bees" and "sampra" and "nakano" but now it's like "manzai".
I didn't know.
One sixteenth of a foreign country's blood.
Cosmo.
Yes, yes, yes.
Now that you mention it, I feel like it.
That's right, that white skin.
Skin quality.
Cosmo has changed only the face and the rest is still left.
I want to see it.
It's a very evil culture.
I want to buy it.
This is "rock".
Thank you for coming!
You don't know if you buy it or not, right?
Let's open it.
If you want to save it,
If you want to enjoy it,
Let's open it with our eyes.
And it will shine,
Ultra Soul!
Hey!
You didn't tell me to say "Ultra Soul".
I thought you would say "Ultra Soul".
You didn't say "hey" either!
It's coming.
It's coming!
You took off your jeans!
You can buy it by song, right?
It's changed, right?
It's not like the lyrics of "I love you" anymore.
That song is interesting, right?
I'm lost.
You're lost.
The second song "Santra" and Nakano's voice are muffled.
What should we do?
I'm a little worried about it.
I think many superstars will do it, because there are many repertoires.
I see. You said you were good at it.
I think you are the best among today's superstars.
I'm the same age as you.
Thank you very much.
You're wrong.
What kind of solar power is that?
It's a violent solar power.
Anytime, anywhere, anyone can challenge it.
It's sticky.
It's too sticky.
A 42-year-old superstar will do it, too.
The song changes.
It changes.
Oh, it changed.
It changed.
It changed on its own.
This is the chord progression.
Your voice is surprisingly good.
It's really good.
It's true.
I like Yamazaki's joke better.
I'm telling you now.
The powerful Mimata just made Matsumoto angry.
It's a bit of a joke, isn't it?
What about Dio?
What is Dio doing?
I'm interested in it.
What kind of power will those princesses show us?
I don't think there's anything like it.
I don't think so, either.
Oh, it's a love song.
What is it? I don't know.
A story? A sub-story?
What is it?
It's like a love song.
A love song?
It's a love song.
It's like a love song.
What is it? What is it?
Pelory. Pelory. Pelory.
Kuro-san, you think you're a little cute. What is it?
Huh? What is it?
It's only you, isn't it?
There are times when you're cute.
Usahime didn't expect that Nimura would be jealous of him.
What's up?
Well...
That picture...
Where did you get it?
It's a relief.
Once again, it's a relief.
That's right.
Let's go to Kumari.
Let's go to Hit Parade Floor, where you can see high- quality stories.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Okay. Thank you very much, Angol.
Looking at you today, you really look like a man.
By the way, Sumabuki Satoshi...
You look like you've beaten Sumabuki Satoshi.
Thank you very much.
Okay, where should we go?
I can't do it.
How about this number?
Ms. Moriyama Ryoko...
Mr. Moriyama Naotaro...
"Sakura Dokushou"...
"Bokuro wa kitto matteru" "I'm sure you'll wait for me"
"Kimi to mata aeru hibi wo" "The days I'll meet you again"
"Ima noki wo shiro" "Do it now"
"Sakura na miki no michi no" "On the road of cherry trees"
"Makuto suru" "I wave my hand"
"Shakeru yo" "And shout"
"Tamara kodomo" "I'm a little tired"
"Furenai mo nai?" "Is there anything you can't wave?"
"Ano, donna ne" "Um, how is it?"
"Kurushii ka?" "Is it good?"
"Chigattasukatta" "Thank you very much"
"Zutto utari, tasukatta" "Thank you for singing"
"Nakasete'none" "You're making me cry"
"Saki, saki" "Saki, Saki"
"Kekko, daisuki" "Kekko, daisuki"
"Saki, Saki" "Saki, Saki"
"Shimura" "Shimura"
"Ken" "Ken"
"Atsujike" "Atsujike"
"Saori" "Saori"
"Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "Ue" "
If you can keep money when watching your movies, you can be back very happy.
- Alright, can you go any further? - Huh?
I went here two times.
- 'Rock Star' the se... - It's our third visit here.
- Our third? - Ahh, our third? - Is it alright for it?
- I'm embarrassed. - Is it alright for it?
- Is the description good enough? - It's not like we'll dance games in a dance studio.
- There's some great thing that can. - We can know just where to go and where not to go in.
The third time a rock star has appeared.
We'll pay attention to him.
The sun has risen for the third time.
Is there a song for the third time?
I see.
Here he comes.
Young lady, the song is...
What's wrong?
Mr. Inaba, don't sing!
Don't say anything!
Don't sing!
Mr. Inaba, don't sing!
What's wrong with you?
It's really foggy.
It's foggy.
It's amazing.
How can it be so foggy?
It's foggy.
The third and last impersonation was...
The burden on my throat was bigger than I imagined.
The last one?
Let's say "mima mima" for the last time.
Mr. Inaba, I think you have something.
I see.
Let's say "mima mima" for the last time.
Let's do it.
He'll do it for us for the last time.
42-year-old veteran "mima mima".
For the first time, he closed the door in 14 seconds.
For the second time, he closed it in 6 seconds and even faster.
"mima mima", can you be a man with your third honest impression?
Was his face like that?
He's a tripper, you know.
More than a tripper.
He's an idiot, you know.
Critique! "That's the correct answer until morning!"
This is a debate where eight people point out the correct answer about a certain topic.
What correct answer will be brought up tonight?
Next question, please!
"Toh!" begins.
What would you say is cool if you had one at home?
Toh!
What does "cool" mean?
Is it floating?
Toh!
Are you ready, Mr. Matsumoto?
Yes.
Go ahead, Otake.
Excuse me.
It's a good watch.
That's not it.
No, no, no.
Do it properly!
Toh!
That didn't come up.
Then, Miyasako.
If this is true, it's definitely not it.
Toh!
Trickeratops's fossil.
It's no different from me.
No, no, no.
If this is real, it's cool, right?
Trickeratops's fossil.
If you don't explain it, it's not it.
Trickeratops's fossil.
It's cool, right?
It's completely this...
A library.
Wow, it's cool.
No, it's cool.
No, no...
You're saying it's cool, too...
This is...
This is also a library room...
Wow...
It's open.
There's a door!
Library door...
I'm sorry...
My partner is angry...
Can you be quiet?
What?
Isn't that different?
No, no, no...
You've said it before...
I know about the book...
If you say "library"...
In a sense, it's a library...
This is what he says.
"There are a lot of books," he says.
In a sense, it's a library...
No, no, no...
I mean, it's like that...
It's small, but...
In a sense, it's a library...
I really couldn't understand it.
"Toushuu" (Cardboard)
"Calendar" (Cardboard)
"Toushuu" (Cardboard)
"Calendar" (Cardboard)
I'm not sure about this...
This is cool!
How about you, Uo-chan?
I'm not sure about this...
"Prenikulum" (Prenikulum)
This is like that!
Like this...
I feel like I'm reading it...
This is cool!
"Amumeiba" (Amumeiba)
The emperor of the east sea...
What are you doing?
No, no, we can say "the emperor of the east sea is at home"
What?
We can say "the emperor of the east sea is at home"
No, no, if the emperor of the east sea is at home...
You should edit it! It seems like you brought it from somewhere else!
What are you talking about?
Be careful!
What's wrong with you?
Don't you know what's wrong?
No, I don't!
You're like a sexy musical instrument!
What are you doing?
No, I don't!
It's a trophy!
You're wrong!
It's a rumor!
It's a trophy!
It's a business card!
It's not a training room!
It's a good place!
Even if you have a training room, you can't do anything cool if you're hungry.
You can't walk.
Even if you have money, you can't be stupid.
It's a little cool.
Yes, the training room is...
If you have it at home, it's cool.
The correct answer is...
...the training room!
Next question, please!
"Ah!" starts with "what do fashionable people drink?"
Fashionable?
It's fashionable, isn't it?
I don't have anything.
You're ignoring me!
Tama-san, can you do a circumcision test?
I always drink Earl Grey in the morning.
I didn't have God's consciousness.
Earl Grey!
You should have said it earlier!
For me...
...for a team, it's...
...an apple tea!
No, I'm not defeated by Earl Grey...
I'm not defeated by Earl Grey...
I'm not defeated at all!
You're so cheap!
You're very cheap!
I'm relieved!
Father!
Apple tea!
Wow!
Apple tea!
It's stylish!
It's not stylish!
It's a healthy drink!
But that's...
It's stylish, isn't it?
Well, then, Mimura...
A tool for thinking normally!
Red wine!
Oh...
Don't say that!
I see!
Don't drink it all!
I mean it!
But, you know...
But I didn't have that idea!
I see!
I'll say it!
I...
You know...
Ice royal milk tea!
Oh!
I want one, too!
Huh?
Ice milk tea!
Huh?
Ice milk tea!
It's just milk!
It's just cold milk!
There's no "royal" or "tea" either!
It's totally fashionable!
And "ice royal" and "tea" are also fashionable!
By the way, I can only think of "ice"!
It's not "ice", it's "royal"!
Look, it's "earl grey"!
It's "earl grey", it's fashionable!
It's fashionable!
Think about it again!
There's no "earl grey", there's definitely no "earl grey"!
It's milk!
But you order milk, right?
Ah, I'll have ice milk!
You're bothering an ordinary salaryman!
I don't think there's any bad guys!
It's totally "earl grey"!
It's in a bottle!
The image of a bottle is "earl grey"!
"earl grey"!
"Ah" starts with "drink"!
The correct answer is "earl grey"!
Let's move on to the last question!
"To" starts with "hito" and "yatte wa ikenai koto wa"...
Ah, it's "koisuru".
I wonder what it means...
"To" starts with "te"...
"To" begins with "te" and "yatte wa ikenai koto wa"...
The correct answer is "te", and "koisuru" starts with "koi".
This really is "earl grey"!
It's "earl grey" for real!
There's "tote yatte wa ikenai koto wa" here.
It's "tote yatte wa ikenai koto wa"...
Mingister!
Ah, Minmura!
"Tonzura" (Japanese pun)
Well, well, well...
You know it, right?
What?
What's that?
"Tonzura" is a pun, you know?
Your words are funny!
You're both wrong!
He didn't say "tonzura"!
He said "tonzura"!
You said "tonzura"!
You said "tonzura" to me!
You used it normally when you were a kid!
You said "tonzura" to me!
You're good at this!
"Tonzura", you say...
It's suddenly "bunra" (Japanese word play)
I think this is a good one.
Oops, it was me.
I did it wrong!
If that's the case, you'll change your mind, won't you?
Absolutely.
Well, well, well...
Absolutely.
I see.
You make people with broken things.
What's wrong with you?
You don't even vote.
But you're right.
You don't even vote.
You think of yourself as a manager or something like that.
Then you look like a fool.
That's the worst thing a manager would do.
That can't be helped.
If you use it at the right time, will you rise again?
If you go to the police as soon as you've investigated, you'll look like a fool.
Where are you?
You look like a fool.
Where are you?
You look like a fool.
"To" begins with "hito" and "yatte" means "not to".
The correct answer is "you look like a fool".
Why don't you try using your cell phone as a limited edition collaboration picture of "linker" and "axe"?
For more information, go to the web.
And we're showing a huge lip cream in red.
Please enjoy how it comes out.
Hello.
Everyone, this is sudden, but are you interested in entertainers' private lives?
Yes.
So, Kimura-san, what is your private life like?
Is that so? Party, party... I'm not Ohara Kaori.
I'm not interested in any party.
But I think entertainers' private life is quite simple.
Well, it's different from what you see on TV.
Or maybe you can't stand daily life anymore.
Well, I'm sure you're interested in this.
Certainly, entertainers' private life is interesting.
This time, SHITARA obtained something to satisfy his curiosity.
Well, I'm interested in it.
Yes, you are.
So, this time...
This is it.
A DVD of "The Tower".
That's right.
This time, I obtained a private DVD of regular members of RINCARN.
"The Tower" is shown there, too.
No, no.
I don't know.
I don't know what kind of private life it is.
Generally, this package is shown there.
Well, when you grow up, you'll know what kind of world it is.
It's private, so you don't know what it is.
That's right.
This time, we'd like to watch it with you.
After RINCARN's recording,
members went to...
Where did they go?
Oh, DARTS!
DARTS BAR!
They had a drinking party at DARTS BAR, which staffs had been waiting for.
Mr. AMADA...
Mr. SUMMERS...
Staffs...
It's common for them to go there, isn't it?
Yes, staffs...
What are they eating?
Who pays for it?
Is it paid by the program?
Is it paid by SUMMERS?
I wonder...
SUMMERS pays for it rather than the program.
That's right. If you add up the money of these people, it's hundreds of millions of yen.
After a year of drinking alone, the Darts tournament has started.
It's pretty normal.
From the first goal, 301, to increasing the score to 0 in the game, the members will compete.
Here, Hamada has a chance of a one-shot victory.
If you cut 15, you win.
Hamada is very happy.
It's hard to see such a great smile.
This is Hamada's real smile.
It looks delicious.
They're going to compete, right?
Oh, it came off.
It's like a show. I feel like I'm more excited.
Is it okay for me to do this? I think it's more fun for me.
Oh, it's delicious.
It's delicious. It's really delicious.
It went right in.
It came out. It came out.
It came out. What is this?
I've never seen so many regular people like this.
Amano, you can't do this.
Amano, you think I'm not good at this?
It went in. It went in.
This is popular. This sport is popular.
This is popular.
It's like you scored a goal in soccer.
It came out.
You're very excited.
If you cut 15...
If you cut 15, you win.
It came out.
Well, anyway.
By the way, everyone.
The entertainer's private life seems to be fun.
That's right.
It's good.
The entertainment of Rinkan is also very fun, but it seems to be more fun than that.
That's right.
There is a feeling.
Yes.
I would like to see other people's entertainment.
That's right.
Like Matsumo-san.
Yes.
That's why there may be more.
Yes.
Entertainer's behind-the-scenes DVD.
Behind-the-scenes DVD.
Next on "Rinkan" is...
That duo appears in front of the lecturer.
That duo loves Rinkan more than anyone else.
For the sake of the members, prepare something terrible.
Wow!
That's awesome!
What's so funny?
Hammer attack!
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Next is "everything", please.
"everything"?
Yes.
"everything".
I can't say "everything" anymore!