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Tonight, a new project will shake Matsumoto's brain! What will it be about?
And, Mimura Miyasako and Kamakura's journey to completion!
Eight people have brought their own projects and made their dreams come true in Project Summit!
Tonight, what kind of project will be born?
"Dinkan Project Summit"!
Miyasako!
Yes!
Last time, I gave a presentation about "Death Worker King Battle".
Well, I have something to do by myself.
So I did it.
I've never said "I'm sorry" like this before.
That's right.
We've never done anything like this before.
Yeah, we've never done it before.
I hated "Death Worker" which I loved so much.
So I thought about it.
Wouldn't it be better if we could do it all at once?
Of course!
Wouldn't it be better if we could incorporate more game-like elements?
So, please turn it over.
Ta-da!
"Death Worker", "Dinkan Deca"!
I like "deca" and things like this.
Last time, Miyasako created "Dinkan Death Worker" by himself.
So, what is "Dinkan Deca" that Miyasako wanted to do with 8 people?
I think you all know about "Death Worker".
In "Death Worker", members of "Dinkan" become detectives and catch criminals in a cool way.
They catch criminals and detectives and show their catch play.
Is it a drama?
It's not a drama.
Is it a game?
It's a game in a sense, but they rent a house and catch criminals and detectives.
Detectives catch criminals and detectives catch criminals.
They don't shoot, do they?
It's like this. You said a good thing. What's your name?
It's Kotake.
Kotake?
Katsuki-kun, you said a good thing.
Only two of the criminals have paintballs.
If the police catches this, it means "dead work".
It's like this "dead work" scene.
I want to do it.
It's like this "dead work" scene.
What's your name?
Matsumoto.
Matsumoto?
I'm Hitoshi.
I don't have a name.
You got it, didn't you?
You said you want to do "dead work" scene.
It's here.
I want you to do "dead work" scene.
Miyasako plans a game where eight people can participate.
However, he wants to make it happen with "dead work" scene.
I want to do "dead work" scene.
It doesn't matter in Miyasako's mind.
I want to do "dead work" scene.
Miyasako, please shoot this scene.
Do you really want me to do "dead work"?
But Miyasako and Matsumoto want you to do "dead work".
I said it!
I said it many times!
What did you do?
I did only "dead work".
Miyasako, why did you do "dead work" scene?
So, Miyasako's first plan of 8 people is rejected.
However, Miyasako and Matsumoto are interested in "dead work" scene.
And Miyasako and Matsumoto are interested in "dead work" scene.
And a few weeks later...
Matsumoto and Matsumoto were called by Miyasako for shooting.
If it's not a regular person...
It doesn't matter.
To be honest, I want to go home.
You're so mean!
I wanted to say it at the end.
I also don't like it!
I don't like it at all!
If you go home seriously, it will end.
This time, Miyasako is playing the role of director and lead actor.
They play the role of "sun in the room" character...
And shoot the original "dead work" scene.
First, Miyasako and Matsumoto will announce their roles.
I had this image of you since we met.
- Really? - Yes.
- You had this image of me? - Yes.
This is "macaroni".
Is this the first "dead work" scene that he will play?
"Macaroni".
This scene is...
It was right after he got up from the shower.
All of a sudden, Macaroni attacks him from behind.
Macaroni is stabbed in the back and falls on the spot.
But he gets up again and bites him.
"It's hot," he says.
And then, dinner.
Well, it's a little plain today.
Next, Matsumoto will play...
Who's this?
No, no, it's Debu.
It's Debu.
If there was a "hoero gacha gacha" in the morning...
"It's Debu again," he says.
Matsumoto will play...
"Rugger," who has been playing Metabo since then.
This "dinner" scene is...
On the rooftop of a building...
Rugger tries to go back to his friends, but...
He wants to go to a party.
He gets stuck in the elevator and eats dinner.
"Well, it's fun," he says.
Maybe if I got in, I'd be drunk.
And then, director Miyasako will play...
Even at the summit, he talked about it a lot...
His long-time admirer, G-Pan.
That "dinner" scene is so famous...
G-Pan is shot by the criminal who caught him.
And then, he sees the blood on his hands and...
"What the hell is this?!" he screams.
Pure color.
This is cool.
Yes.
I'll do this.
I've finished all the settings.
So you can do it all at once?
If it was a real drama, I'd finish the cut and...
Yes, I'd stop it once and do it all over again...
But I took care of the sense of reality,
So I'll do it in flow.
What do you mean by 'flow'?
That's really just 'flow'.
You're going to die in one go?
It's just 'flow'.
Then let's just 'flow' and change.
What do you mean 'flow'?
Let's do something.
If you don't like it, I'll turn into a jeep.
Oh, let's do it.
He let it slip.
Let's 'flow' right away.
Director Miyasako will prepare each costume and stand by.
Let's go.
Wow, it's perfect.
You're not a jeep, are you?
If I say it now,
It's probably like this 'charao' feeling,
So I'm like this.
I think you'll be a little angry.
Besides, you've worked so hard,
But you're not fatter than you were back then.
Hey, what do you think of me?
Hey...
You're going to get killed!
It's perfect, isn't it?
Wait, what am I talking about?
Can you hear me?
Once the costumes have been decided,
Miyasako will get the script he prepared,
And start filming the first scene.
What will it be about?
Macaroni.
Macaroni will be standing here,
With this detective.
Here,
The luggers and jeepers
Will come in a patrol car.
From there...
The criminal is standing there, isn't he?
He's standing there.
Isn't he a police officer?
I've never heard of that before!
Scene 1
The criminal rushes into the building where he's standing,
And stands alone in a nearby studio,
Where there's a TV broadcast.
There, Matsumoto and Miyasako rush in by patrol car,
And the three of them make a plan,
And rush in,
That's the scene.
First, they confirm their lines in the script.
But how is it?
The culprit, Hamada,
Just now,
Escaped into this city hall,
And hostaged the mayor,
And hasn't come out of it.
Damn you, Hamada,
Repeatedly breaking in and out,
Stealing money from bank cashiers,
What kind of thieves are you?!
I can't hear you!
My voice is being taken away,
Because it's a tissue.
Are you sure you want it? I'll get it for you!
I'm serious, I'll get it for you!
But you haven't done a scene where you die, have you?
What?
A scene where you die.
Where do you die?
Yeah, right now.
It's okay, it's okay.
Are you sure? It's already starting?
It's already starting.
What?!
Let's do it.
Really?!
After that, it's a head-to-head battle.
Right away, they start filming.
Ready!
Start!
So it's like this.
Yes.
If you run into this city, even if you're a citizen, you won't come out.
Damn it! You repeatedly steal money from the cash prize winners and stand here!
Hamada, you bastard! Hamada, you bastard!
Listen up, Hamada of Kyoto...
Hamada...
I'm Okawa.
What did you say?
I said you're a cash prize winner!
Director Miyasako is distracted by Matsumoto.
Matsumoto has stolen a line from Matsumoto. No way!
Action!
Ready!
What is it?!
You have to do it like this, right?
Yes.
Take one person at a time.
That's right.
Action.
Damn it, there's too many of them.
Again, I can't stand up here.
No, no, no, no, no, you're wrong! What's going on?
There weren't any lines!
Matsumoto couldn't remember a line and laughed.
What a waste of energy!
To keep things flowing while filming, they had to start from the beginning.
Three people who are keen on entertaining and show off...
Then...
OK!
After the "OK!" sign, they changed to a new location and filmed part two!
Next, we can't wait for Matsumoto-san's scene where he gets shot.
That scene where he gets shot.
It's about 2 in the morning.
In the scene, Matsumoto tries to go back to his friends even though he gets shot on the roof.
Matsumoto's best performance.
Please feel it.
I'm sure you're wearing your uniform.
What do you mean?
Let's get started.
Matsumoto's dream lunch scene.
Can he do it in one shot?
Ready!
Action!
Well, it's OK for now.
Can I say one thing?
Yes.
Why did you keep looking at the criminal's direction before the criminal came out?
Um... because of lack of rehearsal.
Matsumoto covered the lack of rehearsal with a heart- pounding performance and said "OK" in one shot.
He also rehearsed the scene of holding his breath in the elevator and said "no problem here, too".
With this, Matsumoto finished all the shooting.
He took off his wig and took a rest here.
Then, director Miyasako said...
Huh? Your face...
What?
No, your face...
What? I'm dead, too?
Yes, you're dead.
What's up?
Mr. Ohtake... I can see your direction from where you're standing, so...
What? I'm dead, too?
Yes.
I took off my tissue, so I can say it clearly...
I can't say it clearly, but...
You should die where you can't escape!
This is the only place in the world.
OK!
First of all, director Miyasako said "OK" with enthusiasm.
Then, Ohtake finished all the shooting.
This scene was shot in the elevator where Matsumoto finished all the shooting.
The content of the scene is...
Ohtake finished all the shooting and suddenly, the culprit attacked him with a knife.
Ohtake collapsed on the spot.
But he got up again and said, "It's hot in here."
And then, he ran to the elevator.
Then, Miyasako rushed to the elevator.
First of all, you fall down like this...
Wait, wait, wait...
If you fall down a little more over there...
I don't think you need me, do you?
No!
After all, you want this slip, don't you?
Slip!
Yes, you want this coolness of the slip, don't you?
If you were to travel all over the world, it would be like this, wouldn't it?
OK!
You're very weak.
Then, will you carry me?
Yes!
Thank you!
Yes!
Tissue!
Excuse me!
Tissue, please!
Um, isn't that enough?
Um...
There's also the recent ego boom...
Yes, yes...
Tissue is useless...
But, um...
Um...
In the play, you'll know that there's no tissue in there.
Like this...
I think you'll know, so...
OK!
Matsumoto...
Once again, pressed by the director's enthusiasm, everything is OK!
The elevator is jammed, shooting begins!
Yes!
Action!
Last time, Ishikao-sama's order led Mimura and Miyasako to Kamakura in order to become friends!
The budget is 10,000 yen!
In addition, if you don't take 27 photos in a few shots, you won't be able to complete the two's journey!
Tonight, the two's love affair is finally complete!
Will Mimura and Miyasako really become friends?
Sensitive angel couple's journey, part 2!
The plan left is for the two of them to discuss and enjoy their lunch at their favorite restaurant!
Immediately, the two of them go looking for a restaurant!
Isn't this place good for pasta?
Wow, it looks delicious!
The two of them stopped at a pasta restaurant!
Entering here? Entering here? That's a weird way of saying it!
Camera, could you please ask for a negotiation?
Wait a minute, could you just stop negotiating for a moment?
Can I do it?
Negotiation?
Yes.
If it were just the two of you, you wouldn't be filming like this, would you?
What do you mean, "negotiate"?
This time, in order for the two of them to really decide what to eat for lunch,
they will also ask for permission to film on the spot.
If the restaurant doesn't allow it, they won't be able to eat, but...
Um...
Yes?
For example, is it okay for us to film in this restaurant?
Yes, of course!
Really?
Yes, of course!
Oh, really?
Even though it was so sudden, they willingly agreed to film, and...
Imura-san...
Yes?
Let's go to a soba restaurant.
Hey!
He was so nice to me just now!
Let's go to a soba restaurant.
No, no!
When you say you're going to a soba restaurant...
What do you mean?
It's the same noodles, so say "I'm sorry."
I'm sorry.
Can you say it with noodles?
No, absolutely not. Absolutely not.
It's the same noodles, so "I'm sorry" is impossible.
Then, at least...
This is a pasta restaurant, but...
Can you say "pasta" one more time?
One, two, three, four...
No, no, no...
Can Imura-san say "pasta" one more time?
I'm sorry, but...
When you said you were going to a soba restaurant...
There's a lot of...
It's the same noodles, so...
I'm really sorry.
"Pasta", "pasta", "pasta", say "pasta"
"Pasta", say "pasta"
Thank you for your kindness.
And...
The two of them have chosen a restaurant on Kamakura's main street once again.
There's also hand-made food.
Huh? Marusa Udon.
Wow!
How much do you like it?
I'm basically from Kansai.
I always eat udon no matter what I do.
I'd like to ask you about it.
There's only stubborn people like you in udon restaurants and soba restaurants.
Udon-lover Miyasako pushes him and Mimura goes to negotiate again.
Oh, hello.
It's a small camera, but I'm going to eat udon while filming.
Oh, are you okay? Oh, really?
Mimura, once again, negotiates.
He immediately goes to Miyasako.
I have a good feeling about this.
I'm okay with it.
Huh?
I'm okay with filming.
Really?
I have a really good feeling about it.
The two of them are totally okay with it.
But it's soba, right?
Ah!
Mimura apologizes for being rude in front of the restaurant and chooses another restaurant 30 minutes later.
Wow! This is it! This is it!
This place is really good.
This is perfect, right? I've seen this before in a magazine.
Let's settle down here for now.
Let me negotiate with you for a bit.
Wait, wait, wait!
This place is a little expensive.
Go away, Mimura!
Go away!
It looks like it's expensive, but Mimura goes to negotiate.
Can he do it?
If you'd like me to help you out later...
That's more than enough for me. It's the best.
Is this okay?
This is the best.
What did you do?
It's good.
It's good, Okami-san.
While you're young...
Let's eat soft serve ice cream.
Are you a pervert?!
Let's go.
Issan, which allowed us to film,
is one of the best handmade soba restaurants in Kamakura.
Soba, three colors, 1,575 yen.
Is that enough?
Is it enough?
It's enough.
Let's use it up here.
If you can take 27 photos in this restaurant,
your journey is complete.
You can use up all of the money you have left and place your order.
Here you go, three colors of soba.
We have country style soba, matcha soba, and keshi soba.
Keshi soba?
Yes.
The three colors of soba we chose and sold are exquisite.
This is the best.
Thank you.
You're good at doing things like this.
What?
You're good at doing things like this when you think you're doing everything on your own.
I'm a very meticulous person.
But now...
You're a little moved.
My tongue just flew at this.
Is it good?
It's hard.
What is it?
It's hard.
Enjoying the taste of Kamakura,
it's not easy to see when the journey is coming to an end.
Today, I'm going to eat the last one.
You're going to eat it all?
Yes.
Even in the first tea room he visited,
he called it "ick".
"Taketakusan".
"Tenimo naiteru"? (Are you crying?)
"Shosyukanakudo".
"Shosyukana".
Why did you use "shosyu" ?
It's "shosyu" !
"Softtabe".
"Softtabe", yes.
"Softtabe".
"Kamakuraaruita".
"Shosyukana".
I thought you would say "kyusengoarigata".
Here, they took all 27 photos and their journey came to an end.
Finally, when Nimura tried to settle the bill...
Huh?
You said "enough" ?
Huh?
You're slow.
What is it?
You said "enough" money, didn't you?
Yes.
You said "enough" money, didn't you?
Yes.
What?
You were really lost over there.
What did you do?
That's one of my own money.
You're wrong.
It's worth it because I put it in my wallet.
What do you mean?
Wow, I'm really...
It can't be helped. Nimura's own money.
It's worth 10,000 yen.
I don't have any memories of such a collapsed hotel.
The two of them travel to Kamakura, which remains in their memories.
Finally, we asked each other about the good points of each other we found on the trip.
Even though you complained about something or the other, you stayed with me selfishly and proceeded in a more interesting direction.
I thought you were a wonderful senior.
But when you said "sir", I felt like I was going to cry.
What's wrong with you?
I don't feel anything at all.
You don't have to feel anything. You can use it.
Why don't you use your true feelings?
You don't have to feel anything. Use it!
While Miyasako Matsumoto and Miyasako Osake were shooting a detective drama they admired,
a man's personality was about to be born at the summit.
Okay, Udo-chan, you go first.
This time, I took advantage of Udo-chan's intelligence and thought of a plan to make you happy.
A few days ago, Udo challenged himself for the first time in a quiz program because of his blindness.
However, the members lost.
I thought about what I lacked.
Maybe I didn't do enough research using mass media.
Instead of doing research, I did what I thought I should do.
I stepped on that foot again!
It's a project I've already done.
This time, Udo submitted a project called "Flower Road" of Enka.
In addition, he was doing some research for this project.
As a result of my research, I got a merit!
What is this?
I asked women in their 50s, 60s, and 70s.
I thought about it and did my research and came up with Enka.
Then I thought of something!
Yes! I should sing Enka!
Enka, for example, your favorite song.
What do you like?
Well, I don't know if I can sing it myself, but I like "Aomagi Goe" and so on.
That's good! What is your favorite Enka song?
Well, I like "Sakeyo".
Drinking and...
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
What do you like?
"Fundo Riviera".
"Fundo Riviera"!
You're thinking too much!
Good! Good!
You're thinking too much!
What do you want me to do?
Actually, I came up with a strategy for you to sing your favorite Enka song.
We're going to sing it?
You're the one who's been singing it!
In order for you to sing it, before I sing your Enka song, I'd like you to...
Like Hamamura Joe-san?
Yeah, he used to do that a long time ago.
It feels good when I hear it.
It feels good, doesn't it?
I want to recreate that.
Before singing, the host will raise the singer's spirits and liven up the front stage.
This time, Udo wants to do this.
Udo-chan, you're good at this. Are you going to do it for me?
It's okay. I'll definitely do it.
Then do it now!
That's right.
Do it!
Oh! I see!
Before that...
Enka...
Wait a minute.
Let's do it.
Then we'll do it until you sing it.
When I looked in my wallet, there was no money.
But I flew out.
Where could it be?
The more I talk about it, the more people will get fooled.
That's what my mother said to me when I was 19.
The first thing she gave me was a cup.
But... one cup, two cups...
Ten cups...
The biggest one was an F cup.
Let's sing!
Sing?
Sing!
Sing?
What song?
Sing!
Matsumoto Hitoshi-san!
I like you!
You saw it, right?!
A few days later, the staff prepared the Enka cassette.
And finally, Udo's dream came true!
Enka's Flower Road!
Who are today's guests?!
Oh!
Hamada-san!
Without explaining anything, Hamada went on stage.
Udo-chan said you wanted to do it, right?
That's right.
And Hamada-san sang his favorite Enka song.
No, I didn't say that!
No, no, no!
I didn't say that!
Of course! The song is...
decided, right?
What are you singing?
I won't tell you! If you get mad...
I'm sorry, but please look at this.
No, no, I didn't say that!
If you say "enka" normally, I'll say "amagi voice" or something like that.
Wait a minute, I didn't say "amagi voice" or something like that...
I'm sorry, I can't change the song anymore.
I'm sorry, but I want you to make this costume with "amagi voice".
With "hamada" on standby...
Finally, "udo"'s pre-production starts!
Well then, please get ready.
Let's go. Music, start!
On a flower road, red deers appear.
Their sharp eyes are "ashura"'s eyes.
Their sharp hands are "kamaitachi".
Even a hungry tiger...
is like a kitten, "goroniago".
They love "kechup", and are good at "kuroichi gyosu".
"Hamada" is singing.
"Ishikawa" is singing "amagi".
I can't hide my reflection, but one day it seeped into you.
If it's enough for someone to take it from you, is it okay for me to kill you?
My eyes are disturbed, I hide, I bend over, I hold you in my arms.
I fly up and shake down. You're on the other side of my shoulder.
No, I'm still burning. No matter what happens, it's okay.
I want to burn with you and go beyond the burning fire.
To "amagi"
Thank you very much.
Mr. Hamada, how did you like it?
It's delicious, Udo-chan, isn't it?
Thank you very much!
Let's meet again in "Flower Road", where entertainers' hearts and souls scream in the starry sky!
Thank you very much!
Miyazaki's long-awaited detective drama "Burn in Incarnation"!
NG in a row!
The hot shooting goes to the climax!
Next is "Truth or Dare"!
Shooting of "Burn in Incarnation"!
Cut!
Action!
It's too hot!
Cut!
It's perfect now.
Can you...
Can you check the monitor?
It looked like a perfect performance, but...
Director Miyasako checks the monitor.
And...
What I was most concerned about was...
The position of the lugger.
What?
Lugger?
The position of the lugger is...
5mm.
I want you to step forward a little more.
I don't think I made a mistake.
Director Miyasako made a mistake.
And the lugger made a mistake, too.
I just saw it.
When he got up from his seat...
He said it while laughing.
He said it.
He said it while laughing.
He said it.
He said it twice.
He said it.
The lugger made a mistake twice.
Matsumoto's position is not good.
No way!
He doesn't want to make mistakes anymore.
He forgets about acting and focuses on his performance.
And...
OK!
He checks the monitor again.
Will director Miyasako say "OK"?
OK!
35.
35 times.
35 times?
Yes.
The number of times it got stuck.
Matsumoto...
No matter how many times it got stuck...
The filming of the lugger scene is safely finished.
All that's left is Miyasako's meal scene.
So we're done, right?
Yes!
No, there's a connection.
It's cut off, right?
What?
Where did Miyasako go?
The connection...
There were a lot of angle problems.
The cut was a little...
Where did Miyasako die?
Where did he die?
Over there.
So it doesn't matter where he died?
It doesn't matter.
No!
If you look at it from different angles, this is the only place where he died.
This is the only place.
OK.
It's finally the climax! Miyasako with an actor's face,
forgetting about the actor and acting with all his heart, and...
Thank you!
Alright!
It's finally the climax! A work with all his heart has been completed!
Miyasako's favorite detective drama is...
This is in front of the city hall.
I see. We have to go through here, don't we?
Yes.
Take someone with you?
That's right.
I'll take my father with me.
No, no, no. He escaped into the city line and took the mayor hostage and isn't coming out.
Damn you, you criminal! You repeatedly rob people and steal their money and end up standing here!
- Macaroni! - Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
- All right! - Yes, sir!
- If you're done, close up! - Yes, sir!
- Macaroni from the right hand! - Yes, sir!
- Lager from the front! - Yes, sir!
- I'll roll in from the back and catch the criminal! - Yes, sir!
- Let's go! - Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
No!
It's hot.
Are you a prosecutor?
Thank you for watching.
Why did you run away?
Oda!
What the hell is this?
W-what the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
I don't know this song.
Which song is this?
It's the 4th song.
It's like...
It's like "John Copia".
Yes, it's a famous song.
I don't know this song.
This program is brought to you by...
...the following sponsors.
Thank you very much.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Next week...
"Texas" and "Rocky".
And...
And "lager" again.
I'll do it for you.
So...
Next week...
Please.
OK.