AISubs v3.5
Yes, everyone, it's almost perfect so far.
Isn't it enough?
It's too much.
But the next one is the last cut.
Don't get in my way.
I'm standing behind you.
Why are you standing behind me?
I was looking around from the right at first, but I was wondering why you were standing on the left.
Why?
Well, I'll announce the next cut.
This is the next cut.
Osomatsu-kun's "Hajimaru Zansu" scene!
You can refer to this scene of Osomatsu-kun's anime.
Oh, is this it?
I want to do this a little bit.
There's Iyami's line right now.
I want you to write it as "Rinkan's "Hajimaru Zansu" scene.
I think Iyami is under a lot of pressure.
I'll announce Iyami's role.
I... Iyami's role is...
I...?
Iyami's role is...
Mimura-san!
I can't remember any of the lines.
Anyway, I'll put on my costume.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Anyway, I'll put on my costume.
Thank you.
Okay, you're all ready, right?
Okay, let's go over there and change your clothes.
Okay.
Okay, let's announce it, everyone!
"Hajimaru Zansu" has seven Osomatsu-kun and Iyami's costumes changed.
And...
Okay, everyone except Mimura-san, please come out!
Oh, cute, cute.
Oh, just as I imagined.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Koto-chan.
Koto-chan, is it okay for you to take off your clothes?
Is it okay for you to take it off?
Let's go!
These seven cute okappa simply pass by Mimura, who is covered in good darkness.
And...
What does the important role of Iyami, Mimura, look like?
Now, then, the main role.
Iyami-san.
Iyami.
Iyami-san, please come out.
It's a little hard for me to talk.
Referring to the big hit anime "Osomatsu-kun", a new opening movie directed by Yahagi, shooting starts!
Now, then, I will explain the scene.
First of all, Iyami-san, you are alone.
Yes.
Rinkan ga hajimaru zansu.
Yes.
Sheh!
When you say "sheh!", Iyami starts running towards you.
Yes.
In front of you.
Yes.
Even if you fall, you should say "sheh!"
When you say "sheh!", Iyami comes and grabs you like this and you feel like you are about to fall.
What?
Okay, cut!
Please say it again.
Do you think "sheh!" is okay when the director explains it?
I don't know who said it because it's "mutsubo".
I think so, too.
I think I know it.
"Rinkan ga hajimaru zansu" can I say it normally?
Was there something like this?
There were quite a few weird movements, so please move a little appropriately.
Appropriately!
Appropriately is the best.
Okay, let's spin it!
Okay, ready!
Okay, start!
Huh?
Rinkan...
Huh?
...is about to start!
Okay, cut!
Cut!
I'm about to die!
Die!
It's delicious.
Please don't do it on TV.
Please don't do it with your teeth!
It's quite a pressure.
No teeth allowed!
Mimura is embarrassed and refuses to do it.
Shea instructs him to do it with all his might, but he refuses.
Ready!
Okay, start!
Rinkan...
...is about to start!
Shea!
Mimura!
(Laughter)
Cut!
Wait, show me that!
(Laughter)
Show me how bad you are!
(Laughter)
Don't do that!
I don't think you can do it!
I don't know how to do it.
You could have said "shhh!" and I would have done it, but I can't do it.
When the scene starts, say "shhh!" and say "zuma!"
Say "zuma!"
Got it.
Hey, wait up!
Say "zuma!" and say "shhh!"
Say "zuma!"
Hey, wait up!
Say "zuma!"
It's too late to say "shhh!"
It's too late!
The director and his staff were so excited that they were starting to move around.
They had to start all over again.
Okay, get ready!
Okay, start!
Is Rinkan going to start dancing?
Yes!
Okay, okay, okay!
It's okay, right?
There's something amazing coming up.
Let's check it out!
When everyone checks the video they just filmed...
Rinkan is going to start dancing!
Yes!
I cut his face off...
Can we have one more of this?
Was that okay?
Yes, it was.
Was the glue okay?
Yes, it was.
Are you going to do that one more time?
Was it okay?
It was fun, wasn't it?
If it's in the winter, we can do it one more time...
You know it's coming, right?
I don't know if it's coming or not...
It's scary, isn't it?
The movement was great, but...
Unfortunately, Mimura's face disappeared from the screen, so they had to film it again.
Okay, let's do it!
Get ready!
Start!
The return...
Has begun!
Okay, cut!
Okay!
You didn't say "reverse" at the end, did you?
If you want to do it again, we'll do it one more time.
"The eye" is okay.
I feel like I've done it before.
What kind of mistake did you make?
By accident.
I don't know why you made that mistake!
Matsumoto's "by accident"
It can't be broadcasted, so they had to film it again.
- This is the last one. - Yes.
You're already in position, right?
- Please say it naturally. - It's a fun show, so let's get started.
- He's fast! - He's fast!
- Isn't he fast? - He's fast!
- He's fast!
- Nice reaction! - Thank you!
- You flew! - Yes, it was really good.
Today's filming ends here, but...
- First, Udo-san and Amano-san will be separated. - What?
- And Miyasako-san and Amano-san will be separated. - What? Really?
- Who will be separated? - Who will be separated?
- Separated. - What?
- What kind of separation is that? - Separated.
- It's related.
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- What's with you? - What's with you?
- He's a company employee. - Yes.
- He's a high-class person. - He's a high-class person.
Next time, the secret of the separation will be revealed!
And then, the couple's love affair will happen.
The 8 of them will think of a new plan for the Linkern Project Summit.
Previously, when Nimura came up with and realized it...
Mechata de Don!
Mechata de Don, which is a remake of a popular show of the same year!
The 7 of them bet on buying a house and had a serious match with Mechata!
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
And tonight, the 8 of them will gather their brains and come up with a new plan!
What kind of plan will the 8 of them come up with?
Linkern Project Summit!
I'd like you to choose the next person to present.
- Then, Otake will go first! - Yes.
- Then, it's me. - Then, Otake will present his plan.
Otake's seriously thought of a new plan.
What is it about?
- Well, Otake-san... - Yes?
- Well, my plan is... - Here it is!
- Can I look at it? - Yes!
It's a new rule!
- Can I look at it? - No, you can't!
- You can't look!
- You two, stop it! - You can't look!
- I already did it!
That's enough! The two of you can do it in private!
- What is this? - You're making me hot just thinking about it!
It was really, really hot!
It was really hot!
Some of you may remember what happened at the time.
- There was also Amano. - Yes, I remember.
- We went to a party. - Yes, we did.
- It was a very nice party. - Social dance.
- Yes. - Independent aristocrats.
At the beginning of the show, Otake performed a song only for independent members.
It was...
It was a show for independent members.
They performed a song only for independent members, but...
It was three and a half years ago.
Only three and a half years.
Only three and a half years. Amano and me were the only ones left.
What should we do?
When I heard about my marriage announcement, I called Otake right away.
Are you OK?
Are you OK, Otake-san?
What should we do?
It's not like that.
Some of you may remember this.
I called Otake "independent noble" and called him "noble".
It's not "independent noble".
It's not "independent noble" or "noble Otake".
It's "independent noble".
I called Otake "independent noble".
We can do it together.
It's not "independent noble".
Last time, "independent noble" performed "independent meal" and "independent noble" sang "takashou" and "butoukai".
It was a party for "independent noble".
What is "independent noble 2" about?
This time, we won't invite "independent noble".
This time, we will invite "independent noble" back to "independent noble".
Last month, "independent noble" came back to "independent noble".
"independent noble" can't live freely.
"independent noble" came back to "independent noble".
Isn't it fun?
Isn't it boring?
"independent noble" is like...
It's a little...
I was scared.
You can't buy 12 erotic videos at once.
As soon as Mr. Kougi went to do his perm...
I get it, but you can't say it out loud when you come home from work, right?
Like, "Yay!"
I've never said it like that.
You can say it like that, but...
When you come home from work and eat with everyone, you have to go home and say, "Ah, I'm hungry again," right?
I'm not that hungry.
Wait, Ootake-san's marriage is too old!
Ootake-san's marriage is too old!
If you get hungry, you eat.
Isn't that unfair?
Isn't it unfair, Miyasaro-san?
Eating like a family?
Yes, it's like when we were single, like, "Do you have a portion where you don't want to ask?"
You are eating sara.
I am not eating sara.
If you're eating sara, throw it away!
SARA!
If you buy a bike, you won't get in trouble, right?
If you buy a bike tomorrow, you won't get in trouble, right?
If you have an accident on that bike, you're done.
You can't go to the beach, can you?
What?
You can't go to the beach?
Not at all.
Your family will come with you if you go to the beach.
You can only take care of your back with your child.
You're weird.
You're weird!
So...
What should we do?
You don't have an answer.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's have a free time together.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I really want to cheat with you.
Let's do it.
Let's do it!
You're an independent aristocrat.
You know my hope is in it.
You're being tricked.
I can't help it.
I can be dancing.
You're being tricked.
It's not just about doing things, it's about bringing in 100,000 yen that day.
Bring in 100,000 yen that you can spend whenever you want.
Let's bring it in from home.
That's pretty hard.
I can't help it, it's a project.
It's my fault!
What is representative of homosexuality?
You don't hold hands with women when you walk, do you?
Especially for people who decide to do so.
Even with a wife, it's not easy for her to hold hands with you because you've been together for a long time.
Isn't that right?
You two are walking in the city with a beautiful woman you don't know.
He's like a guard.
You two are walking in the city with a beautiful woman you don't know.
Watch out! Watch out!
Let me go! Let me go!
With no approval from the bride and groom, their regrettable plan has succeeded.
Shall we move on?
Yes, please.
Next, they will present their plan.
Their plan is...
What are you doing?
Hotohara vs. Egyptians
That's what we want to do.
To be honest, I'm not as good as you all.
What is he saying?
Hotohara-san, what did you say just now?
As a comedian, there is a thing called "comedy luck".
Out of the regular members, I have the most of it.
What do you mean?
Comedy luck.
For example, you know how we did a "luck test" with Rinkan?
To receive a penalty game is delicious for a comedian.
I can receive all of it.
It's like wasabi sushi.
And you can't stop eating wasabi.
I can't stop eating wasabi.
This is something you all don't have.
Is that so?
Yes, yes.
He said it without hesitation.
Is that so?
Then, Rinkan, would you like to watch "comedy luck"?
Yes, of course.
Now, let's see Hotohara's "comedy luck".
First of all, using a bicycle.
If you choose a bicycle with only one brake on it, you can dive into the sea.
With a brake on it, right?
That's right.
But if you use a bicycle with only one brake on it, you can dive into the sea.
Yes, that's right.
That's how it is.
I choose this bicycle.
And "can you lift up a cardboard box?"
Out of eight, only two people chose "comedy luck".
Okay, one, two, three!
No matter what you do, you end up choosing the heavier one.
Yes, you end up choosing the heavier one.
Also, "comedy luck" where you can't change your voice if you get a penalty.
Please blow it out loud.
Out loud.
Did you get it? Did you get it?
It's "hotohara".
Even if you blow it out loud, you end up choosing "comedy luck".
You're pretty good.
"Hotohara" has shown off his "comedy luck" where he can get a delicious penalty as an entertainer.
Also, the moment "comedy luck" fell...
It happened suddenly during the location where President Hamada was being guarded.
Stop doing that!
What are you doing?
It's totally different!
It's completely different.
You're doing it on purpose, aren't you?
Yes, yes.
That's how it is.
That's how it is!
For example, even if it's not "comedy luck", I go "kawaguchico" and do "bass fishing".
That was amazing.
I go for a location, right?
Yes.
Within one minute.
Yes, ten seconds before.
Yes.
If it's five seconds before, I go for it.
I go for it and...
"hotate" is like...
paka paka paka paka
It comes to mind!
"kawaguchiko" is like...
It's important!
You're getting lighter.
It comes to mind!
You're getting lighter.
No, no, no!
It comes and...
It comes out of the water and...
There's this "hotate", right?
Hotate
It came to my mouth and...
It came out of the water and...
It was like "paka paka paka paka"
There's no "hotate" like "paka paka paka paka"
So what you're trying to say is that you're not as good as him.
But in reality, you're better than him.
That's what you're trying to say.
Among the members of N.C.A.R.N., Owarai is the luckiest.
To prove it, we decided to do a game where if you draw a X, you win.
What is this?
Why are we gathered here?
It's holy water.
I know, but it's more effective to write here with holy water.
That's true.
If you lose, you'll get a big punishment.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not kidding.
I have some X ready.
I'll use it.
Think about what you shouldn't do.
I can't say what I shouldn't do here.
Think about what you shouldn't do.
There's no "no" under such a thing.
You know what you shouldn't do, right?
It's common for Otano-san to look up the time.
If you say "go in" or "we'll go out" and you can't say it all of a sudden...
That's fine.
If you lose somewhere, you'll find someone who doesn't do it.
That's right.
A mini-corner is fine, right?
What?
A mini-corner is fine, right?
Even if it's a mini-corner, we'll do it 7 times in a row.
So it won't end with a mini-corner.
That's what I'm saying.
And a few weeks after this project summit...
Will it end with a mini-corner?
Hotohara decided to record a funny luck test.
God came to me.
Even if there's nothing, he'll come down only to me and me.
I have no choice but to prove it.
A laughing god came to me.
As the saying goes, can the seven of them win?
Hoto-chan's "If it's safe, you lose" funny luck test.
The seven of you will survive!
No, no, you have to do it.
Look at me.
Why?
I don't feel like doing it.
Don't look at me like that.
What?
Is it over?
That's what I thought.
It's almost over.
While we're talking, everyone looks like this.
Well, I've come this far because of my luck in comedy.
But there's a good chance you can't do it in one shot.
There's no way you can't do it.
You're laughing.
Why are you laughing?
You know, the comedy god comes from beyond.
So it doesn't matter what I do.
He just comes.
I don't know how to think.
Is there a comedy god?
There is!
What kind of hairstyle is it?
It's long hair.
What kind of costume is it?
It's black.
Black and one piece.
One piece?
It looks like Matsuko Deluxe.
I didn't think of it like that.
No, it's a little thinner.
This time, there's only one safe and all others are wrong.
The person who chose the safe will lose the comedy luck test.
One person will be eliminated and there will be a maximum of seven rounds.
But as soon as Hotohara loses, the game ends.
Believe in Hotohara's victory and prepare seven luck tests.
Hotohara doesn't know which one is a penalty.
The first game is "If it's a boiled egg, you lose."
If it's an egg, you lose.
Comedy luck test!
The first round is "egg splitting and laughing luck test".
Out of 8 eggs, only 1 is boiled and the rest are raw.
The one who splits an egg with his forehead and is a boiled egg loses!
You should go first.
That's right.
That's right! You should go first!
Do it!
You should do it!
Right?
That's right!
Is it okay for me to go first?
It's like a chance.
Oh, is that so?
Well, we'll see about that later.
You're scared?
No, I'm not scared!
I'm not scared!
You know what?
If you split an egg with this, you're done for!
You're done for!
Hey, think about it. It's like a chance.
You're definitely going to split an egg with a chance.
No, no, no!
You're definitely going to split an egg with a chance.
No, no, no!
You're going to split an egg with a chance.
What are you talking about?
You're going to split an egg with a chance.
Don't trust him at all!
I'll show you first. Really.
Oh, really?
If you lose here, all six sets will be in vain!
Will the god of laughter come to Hotohara on his own?
Who are you?!
Oh, it's decided.
It's decided!
Wow!
Is that really okay?!
That's it!
Even if this is a boiled egg, I'm going to change it to raw now!
Then it's definitely going to disappear!
The god is going to change it all now!
The god will change it to a raw egg on his own.
I don't know what you're talking about, but is it okay?!
One, two!
What a relief!
As expected, Hotohara, who had good luck with laughing, managed to pull out seven eggs and quickly finished the show.
There are seven eggs left.
Who is the entertainer who has no luck with laughing and pulls out boiled eggs?
Let's all take it now.
Would you like to do that?
Please take it.
I don't know.
Please take whatever you like.
It looks like boiled eggs.
This is not good.
Amane, would you like to do it?
Amane, let's do it!
One, two!
Amane, who had good luck with laughing, pulled out seven eggs and finished the show.
Would you like to do it?
One, two!
Amane!
He pulled out the next boiled egg and finished the show.
Both entertainers had good luck with laughing.
I'll do it.
One, two!
Amane!
Otake took off his glasses and got it right! He successfully pulled off a raw egg!
Mimura-san, would you like to go for it?
I've got one!
Really?
He asked me if I could beat him.
Can you beat me?
Yes, Mimura did say so at the summit.
He's got a strong point. He's got a strong personality.
That's true.
Can Otohara Ijo and confident Mimura prove their luck?
Let's say it!
One, two!
Boil it!
Wow!
That's our Mimura!
Confident and confident Mimura successfully pulled off a raw egg!
There are only three people left.
The comedian who doesn't have luck in pulling off a boiled egg is...
Oh, no!
I'm sure I'll pull it off here!
You don't have luck, do you?
No, no!
Are you ready?
Yes! One, two!
Boil it!
Wow!
Confident and confident Mimura successfully pulled off a boiled egg!
That's our Mimura!
Confident and confident Mimura successfully pulled off a boiled egg!
Miyasako also failed.
At this point, either of them will be eliminated in the first round.
Oh, no!
The comedian who doesn't have luck in pulling off a boiled egg is...
Hamada or Matsumoto?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Mr. Hamada!
Hamada lost the first round.
Among eight people, Hamada had the least laughter.
It's boring!
You really only have talent!
It's a compliment! It's a compliment!
There are six people left to defeat.
Will Hotohara survive until the end?
If you don't break it, you lose!
Surprise! Laughter test!
The second round is "surprise! Laughter test"!
Out of seven people, six will sit on broken chairs.
One person who sits on a normal chair will lose.
Hotohara, you should do this.
Can I do this?
First of all, Hotohara should choose.
A person who only has talent is talking a lot.
Why did you change your position?
Are you an assistant?
Do you only have talent?
Hotohara.
I don't know what to do.
What should I do?
Something is wrong!
What is number six?
Is it a hint?
I'm number one!
Hotohara, who is worried about this project, chooses chair number one.
After that, the other six will also choose chairs.
I don't think it matters anymore.
Is it okay?
Here are the chairs chosen by seven people.
Who won't break it?
Can Hotohara fall on a chair that breaks safely?
Ready!
Start!
Eh, you guys really only have talent!
Eh, you guys are amazing!
On the other hand, Matsumoto lost by a miraculous draw.
Downtown only had talent.
You chose this yourself, didn't you, Matsumoto- san?
Yes, I did.
You're the worst! You only have talent!
You're the worst! You're the worst!
Then, let's go to the semi-finals!
Let's go to the semi-finals!
So far, Hotohara has won several times in various countries.
With this momentum, will he be able to win all five of them?
And the third round is "Choose an eraser and try laughing".
This is the worst eraser for an entertainer who only has one eraser and nothing else happens.
The person who chooses it will lose.
Here, can-in Udo Suzuki will be eliminated.
A man who listens to God's voice, Hotohara.
There are four more opponents to defeat.
Next up is "Try a pot and try laughing".
If you pull an empty pot with no hot water in it, you lose.
Hotohara believes in God's voice even here.
He successfully bathed in hot water and cleared it!
And his rivals Mimura and Otake and Miyasako also cleared it in a row!
So, the one who didn't have luck in laughing is...
Oh, no!
Following Udo, Amano and Owarayu have been eliminated.
All members have been eliminated.
There are only two summers left.
What's wrong with me?
You're cool.
The only ones left are the summers and Miyasako.
Will God of Laughter smile?
Hotohara said this at the summit.
It's not over until you see it.
As he said, it's not over until you see it.
The match is five rounds in a row.
If it's not bitter, you lose.
"Bitter tea", "Try a pot and try laughing".
The fifth round is "Bitter tea", "Try a pot and try laughing".
Of the four teas, three are bitter.
The one who drinks only one normal tea loses.
Hotohara, what do you want to do?
I want to go to the first half.
"Go to the first half".
Why do you say that again?
Maybe God said it again.
"Go to the first half".
I want to go to your position.
Okay.
Really?
I want to go to your position.
Hotohara accepted God's request.
Is it true that he can go to the first half?
Ready, go!
"Go to the first half".
"Bitter tea", "Try a pot and try laughing".
The strongest opponent, Nimura, lost.
It's scary.
It's scary and there are only two pieces of candy left.
It's luck.
It's only luck.
Kotohara, if he defeats two more people, he will be proven to be the strongest comedian.
It's finally the semi-final.
If you don't drop the pie, you lose.
Face pie.
You should be a comedian.
It's a shame.
It's sad.
I remember Kotohara's backstage performance was cool.
It looks like it.
Backstage performance is good.
The semi-final is face pie.
You should be a comedian.
If you cut the string that supports the three pies, two will hit you in the face.
If you can't receive the pie and you are not a comedian, you will lose.
All right, it's here.
I'm confused.
It's completely awkward.
It's a final that I managed to pass.
It's a final.
To be honest, it's a final.
Let's go to the second place.
Second place.
Wait a minute.
He's lost his way.
Don't get lost.
It's the worst.
Has it changed?
If you come here, you will lose.
Really?
Don't do it.
He suddenly changed his mind.
Kotohara avoided second place again.
Will he advance to the final?
I'm scared.
Let's go.
Are you okay?
One, two...
"That's right until morning" debate!
This is a debate where eight people point out the correct answer about a certain subject.
What kind of answers will be thrown out tonight?
Next question!
What do you want to eat for breakfast that starts with 'meh'?
There's only one.
That's right, only one.
"Meh" starts with "meh"?
There's "meh" too.
"Meh" starts with "meh"?
Definitely "meh".
This is the only correct one.
Oh, is that the only correct one?
There's only one correct one for "meh" which starts with "meh".
There's only one correct one.
What??
How did he know??
It was a surprisement.
How did you know?
- What? - I didn't mean that.
- No, no, no, no. - No, really.
- No, no, no, no, no. - I didn't mean that.
- What? - You didn't mean that in the morning.
- Please calm down. - No, no, no, no.
- What? - One more thing.
- What did you say? - I think it's mentaiko.
- Did I say that? - Yes.
- I meant that. - What?
- I didn't say that. - He said "yo" too.
- You said "don". - I said "don" and you said "medamayaki".
- I was worried about it. - I was worried about it.
- It's "medamayaki". - All right.
- I'm scared of this. - Let's do it.
- Are you okay? - I'm scared of it.
One, two...
Wow!
Amazing!
A man who listens to God's voice, Hotohara advances to the finals!
Amazing!
Isn't it amazing?!
Amazing!
Isn't it amazing?!
It's really amazing!
Did you make it to the finals?!
I didn't say anything about it at all!
The whipped cream looks like a muffler!
That's the thing I hate the most about going to the finals!
I don't really care about it...
Did you make it to the finals?!
It's amazing!
Will he finally be able to defeat Ootake and prove himself to be the strongest?!
In the finals, if you don't have black, you lose!
Face, ink, clothes, laughter, luck test!
In the finals, face, ink, clothes, laughter, luck test!
The one who wipes their face with either of the clothes and gets ink is the winner!
If you've come this far...
Of course...
It's amazing if you say it like that!
Right?!
It's amazing if you say it like that!
Didn't I say it in the beginning?!
I can't help it if I win the fashion room cut...
How much do you admire him?!
What should we do?
I think Hodon should do it.
I think we should do an inspiration and point first.
Let's say "ready, set..."
Ready, set...
It's the same!
It's "ready, set..."
It's definitely this one!
Scary, scary, scary...
This one, this one...
He said it like that.
Please wait a moment.
What should we do?
If you say it like that...
Alright! Let's change it!
Alright!
OK!
Hodohara, who has heard the advice of the laughing god and won everything so far...
Is this choice also the guidance of the laughing god?
Alright, let's go!
Ready...
Start!
Which one?
That one is better.
Which one?
That one is better.
Which one?
That one is better.
Alright! Otake!
Otake!
At the last moment, Hotohara was looked away by the laughing god.
He wants to spit out his not funny face.
What should I do with this?
This is terrible.
I should have bought it.
It says here that there is a penalty.
Penalty?
I didn't know about it.
Hotohara also prepared a penalty for when he loses in the show.
What is it?
I have something like that.
What is it?
Wait, my blue bag.
- What is it? - What is it going to be like?
Something scary is going to happen.
What is it?
The strongest dream of a comedian flew away with his favorite club.
And two hours after the other members had already arrived at their homes,
Hotohara was waiting for a balloon to burst.
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It doesn't end there, does it?