AISubs v3.5
Wow!
Tonight, eight people will come up with a new project!
Ah, no good!
The members will bet on optical products and have a serious match!
What?!
What in the world will happen?!
Wow!
It's not like you should bet on women!
This is getting interesting!
I got a low-cost driving.
New Swift.
Decocar for assistance and cash.
Tonight's dinner is Chinese food.
Oh, I ate Chinese food for lunch.
And I wasn't invited.
This meal is for tomorrow, right?
Oh, yeah.
This restaurant is open tomorrow.
Which restaurant?
Who was the director?
"Me?" "No, no, no, no."
I like Italians.
That's not good.
Who planned it?
Everyone!
Let's do it planfully.
Can I plan too?
Of course.
And so, the plan began.
Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group.
ACOM.
Are you planning to use your money wisely?
Of course!
A man's sweat.
Aim and shoot.
Smell of fire.
One-shot strategy.
Don't bend your whole body.
Acectaguard.
Oxy,
and trigger spray.
Oxy,
and show body.
Hada Labo.
Summer skin,
Hada Labo's whitening.
No stains,
plenty,
moisture.
Chewy white ball skin.
Summer Hada Labo's whitening.
Good for skin,
Hada Labo.
Professor Azuma's refreshingness begins.
[music]
July out of date
In the meeting room in the TBS bureau, Lincoln's planning meeting was about to be held.
Eight participants in this meeting.
Yes, it's the Lincoln members themselves.
It's been three years and nine months since the show started.
We've been developing various plans, but this time we're looking for further possibilities.
It's an important meeting.
I'd like to start the Lincoln Planning Summit right away.
First of all, whose plan should we start with?
What?
Is it your plan?
That's amazing.
That's scary.
Who should we start with?
Let's start with Mr. Mimura.
Why?
[laughter]
Isn't it okay for both of us?
It's okay, it's okay.
Can I say it?
Yes, of course.
Can I say it?
Plans distributed to each person.
What are the plans that Mr. Mimura has seriously thought about?
Mr. Mimura, please give us an introduction.
Thank you for having me.
The plan I want to do is...
Yes, yes.
In other words...
It's a high-class tone.
[laughter]
This is old.
I've seen it before.
Have you all seen it before?
Yes, we have.
I...
I loved this.
[laughter]
When did you do it?
No...
This is Japanese TV.
Japanese TV?
[laughter]
Do you still do it?
I did it when I was a kid and it was fun.
It was really fun, wasn't it?
But...
I don't really do remakes of it.
I don't do it.
Why not?
I don't have a remake in my memory.
But...
I'm sorry.
To be honest, I don't know what it was like.
I don't remember it clearly.
Mr. Mimura, please give us an introduction.
I...
In my memory...
[laughter]
It's obvious!
I know most of it.
I usually do it with a couple.
[laughter]
It's like you, Shinton!
That's right!
And...
First of all, I measure women's weight.
Oh...
I see.
And...
If a woman weighs 60.5kg...
60kg is fine, isn't it?
[laughter]
60kg is fine, isn't it?
It's fine.
And then...
Well...
In a studio with a house and other things...
I weigh her like this.
You weigh her like this.
I weigh her like this.
[laughter]
In the microwave...
Isn't this heavy?
There's a couple's fight there.
[laughter]
In my memory...
Plus or minus...
3kg...
Yes.
No, 63kg.
If it's less than that...
It's 57kg.
Ah...
If it's less than that...
You can get this product.
I see.
Ah...
That's...
You can ride it...
You can ride a scooter...
A woman can ride one...
Ah...
And in the end...
In the battery...
My dad adjusts it like a fool...
If you adjust it like that, what will the viewers think?
[laughter]
How do you say it?
Hara hara.
So...
When I do this...
It's not good at all!
[laughter]
It's not good at all!
You should have said it there!
[laughter]
It's here!
[laughter]
It's here!
[laughter]
This will cost a lot of money.
Various materials are also expensive.
I want to make such a passionate feeling of Mimura come true.
T-base technology increases total power and makes telescopes that exceed the main family.
A machine that removes members' doubts is completed.
And a few weeks after the planning meeting...
Measure and bring more and more.
Are you really doing it?
I'm doing it. I'm making it come true.
Don't be so nervous.
I'm not nervous.
I'm nervous.
Five members of Big Camera have bought all the Big Camera attractions.
It's been a while since we recorded this late at night.
It's like a day off.
I can't afford it, so don't make me do ad-libs.
I can't afford it.
This is when Michael was planning.
Michael Jackson also had a stomachache.
I had a stomachache.
Don't touch me.
Let me explain in place of Nimura.
The rules are simple.
Hamada team and Matsumoto team will be divided into two teams.
As two representatives of each team will have the same total weight,
they will choose the prize in the store and get the prize they chose if their weight is less than 3kg.
If they fail, the store products made by this TVS art will be turned into scary machines.
Hamada team's weight is 142.6kg.
Matsumoto team's weight is 137.7kg.
And the time limit is...
It is very difficult for the three of you to make 150kg of products in the time limit.
It's only three minutes.
I see.
It's only three minutes!
What do you want me to do?
The most important thing is...
You can't go anywhere.
Why?
The most important thing is...
You can't go anywhere.
Mr. Kamine, you can't go anywhere.
He is cool.
He is the president of Kamakuri Stock Exchange.
You can't go anywhere.
What do you want me to say?
Do you understand?
Are you okay?
What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to make it 20 minutes?
It's only three minutes.
You can say whatever you want.
It's the first product of Mr. Nekata.
Please look at this.
Black and red, let's get excited about two chickens.
Juicy chicken, black pepper and red pepper.
And bite into it as it is. Black spicy chicken, red spicy chicken.
Welcome to the Mediterranean!
Isn't this Sam?!
It can't be!
Look!
It's Sam! Sam!
Sam everywhere!
Super Seafood Story in Mediterranean!
Sam, I love you!
On sale now!
It's summer! It's the sea! It's the sea of ten years!
Thanks to you, the sea festival of ten years is on!
Super Seafood Story in Mediterranean!
Over a million orders!
This oil cleansing turns into bubbles!
Even your mascara falls off easily!
Dab Oil Awa Cleansing that transcends oil!
The cold pack is also newly released!
Newly released!
Juicy-scented splash body wash!
Four fresh sensations from love!
Please look over here!
Red?!
What is this?!
This is really...
That's right! TBS's artist has stolen all of Nittere's art and put it up there!
This machine was made with a production cost of 3 million yen.
TBS's art has completely copied Japanese TV's original.
However, no one knows the destructive power of this machine yet.
Now, let's move on to product selection.
This way, please.
72Kg?!
You can only put it in once you get there!
It's already been in there for 20 minutes!
What?!
By the way, this big camera attraction is not only famous for its home appliances,
but also for its golf goods, branded goods, and alcohol.
It is a large electric store that boasts of being one of Japan's most popular items!
Look at this!
It's not bad at all!
What's up with the second box?!
Is there a delivery man?!
There's no phone in there!
There it is!
Where did you put the second box?!
Oh, there it is!
Look at the camera!
Yo!
I bought it!
Yo!
It started?
I want the laundry!
The two teams have to use the bathroom!
Why?!
What is that?!
I want to go watch TV!
I want the laundry!
By rule of thumb, both teams go to the home appliances store as soon as possible!
I want a washing machine!
I was broken somewhere too!
You, too!
Tom, you, too!
I was broken somewhere!
You, too!
Anyway, new product is good, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
This is an old-fashioned product, isn't it?
Anyway, it's impossible to sell it for three generations.
Both of them are not good.
It's impossible!
Then, let's take it.
It's more than 100kg!
Absolutely impossible!
It's not 400kg.
It's too heavy.
It's about 120kg.
If you choose only one, it will end.
The Hamada team gave up quickly because of the reading of 120kg.
By the way, the real weight of this product is 88kg.
The reading of 32kg was also different.
On the other hand, the Matsumoto team also paid attention to the washing machine.
One, two...
Wait a minute.
One, two...
Is it 100kg?
I washed it and dried it.
Is it 100kg?
Why is it 70kg?
If it was dried, it wouldn't be so light.
70kg is...
Miyazaki...
I can't hold it.
Is it 70kg?
It's not 70kg.
But is it easy for people to hold it?
I see.
It's harder for people to hold it.
Is that so?
Because it's hardened.
You can't lie.
What should I do?
The real weight is about 80kg.
It's about 72kg.
If the real weight is here and it's twice as heavy, it's about 70kg.
I know.
I can't hold it.
It's hard to hold it.
In the end, the Matsumoto team also gave up washing machines.
At that time, the Hamada team was at an electronic rice cooker.
Isn't it heavy?
No.
It's about 10kg.
I see.
When you held it as a child...
That's right.
It's an old experience.
I remember it was a long time ago.
But I think it's about 10kg.
It's definitely heavy.
It's like rice.
It's about 10kg.
That's dangerous.
It's about 10kg.
It's like rice.
It's about 10kg.
It's light.
It's lighter than 10kg.
It's light.
It's about 8kg.
It's decided at 8kg?
Yes, it's decided at 8kg.
It's decided at 8kg.
Please tell me.
It's a Panasonic product name.
What is it?
It's Panasonic's nice and stylish product name.
The Hamada team calculated it at 8kg.
Why do you say it at 1 o'clock?
Calculate it at the end!
The Hamada team calculated it at 8kg.
Suddenly, there is a difference of 2kg.
The Matsumoto team went to the vacuum cleaner.
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
It's about 5 or 6kg.
What is it?
It's about 5 or 6kg.
It's like Setsuanei.
There is a rice cooker.
There is a rice cooker?
There is a high-priced rice cooker.
It's about 100,000 yen.
Can I buy a vacuum cleaner?
It's about 5 or 6kg.
Let's decide it at 5kg.
It's decided!
The Matsumoto team decided it at 5kg.
It's Dyson's cyclone cleaner.
It's about 5kg.
It's about 80000 yen.
It's very light.
It's about 3kg.
Calculate it!
It's about 3kg.
It changed from 3kg to 3kg.
Remember it!
The vacuum cleaner changed from 5kg to 3kg.
And Hamada's team...
I want a range.
A range.
What about the first place?
The first place is all this.
This is the first place.
Let's say 20kg.
20kg.
But for some reason, just lifting up the range once makes the Hamada team lose 20kg.
Then...
A range.
I want this.
The team is getting closer.
This looks heavy.
This is heavy.
This is about 10kg.
Is there more?
Maybe less than 10kg.
Is there more?
Is there more than 10kg?
What about the first place and second place?
Don't you remember?
The first place is like this.
The more you hold it, the heavier it gets.
Let's say 12kg.
Let's say 10kg.
This is very popular.
Water oven range.
10kg.
I want to do it.
Let's do it.
Team Matsumoto lost 14kg.
The range wasn't that light.
Both teams chose two products.
Here is the total prediction.
The difference is -6.1kg for the Hamada team.
Team Matsumoto lost 14.3kg.
Can they make up for it?
Team Matsumoto went to a coffee maker.
This is heavy.
This is about 5kg.
Everyone chose 5kg.
This is 5kg floor.
This is not 5kg floor.
I want a dumbbell.
I knew about this project.
Really?
Espresso machine.
Espresso.
5kg.
Let's make it 4kg.
Espresso is calculated as 4kg.
Team Matsumoto estimates Espresso machine as 4kg.
The error is 3.4kg.
Team Hamada uses automatic vacuum cleaner.
2.5kg.
They use ion generators and small products.
We plan to make Espresso machine 4kg.
Team Matsumoto moves to second floor audio corner.
This is it!
YSP3000!
This is it.
Actually, you have to put a speaker behind it, but you can do it only with the front.
You can put the sound on the wall and hear it from behind.
I see.
YSP3000 produces sound only with one speaker and reverberates the sound on the wall.
You can hear the sound 360 degrees from all directions, and you can feel like you're in a movie.
Let's try it out.
It's coming.
This is good.
It's amazing even from here.
This is amazing.
It's spinning.
Why?
This is amazing.
It's coming from here.
It's coming.
This is amazing.
It's amazing even from there.
You can hear it from here.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Were you in there?
Matsumoto-san!
You were in there, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
I'll put it here.
Let's put three speakers.
Yes, let's put three speakers.
Let's put three speakers.
How many speakers do you think it is?
I don't think it's five.
It's not five.
But it's not ten.
It's seven and eight.
Let's say it's seven.
Let's say it's twenty.
Why did you take the number?
The correct answer is fifteen and five kilograms.
However, Matsumoto-san's team expects twenty kilograms for all three speakers.
Matsumoto-san made a huge mistake and cut the number of speakers.
And the Hamada team moves on to the first Blu-ray segment that Udo desperately wants!
- Udo-chan, you should hold it! - But I don't have a Blu-ray!
- You don't?! - I don't have a Blu-ray!
- Miyata, do you have a Blu-ray? - Blu-ray...
- I do have one. - That's right.
- It says "Blu-ray" on it. - I really do have a Blu-ray!
- What is it? - Which one is it? - Which one is it?
- The TV is Sony, so I want this one to be Sony too. - Ah, I see.
- What is it? - Excuse me, I...
- It's exactly the same. - What?
- I'm a Panasonic. - Panasonic?!
- It's exactly the same. - Panasonic...
- It's exactly the same. - Yes.
- This is heavy! - Heavy?
- This is light! - Which one is it?
- This one is heavy! - How much does it weigh?
- This one is light! - How much does it weigh?
- This one is... - This one is light!
- This one is about 5kg! This one is 5kg!
- So you want that one? - Yes, I want this one.
- 5kg? - Yes, 5kg. - Okay, I understand.
- The Blu-ray is expected to weigh about 1.8kg.
- And the Hawada team, who got excited,
- And the Hawada team, who got excited, took a look at a product that Hotohara recommends.
- Is this something you can see in the bath? - Ah, I'll buy it!
- You won't buy it?! - I have it at home, but it's good.
- It's really useful. - Really? - Yes.
- Is this the most popular? - Will you definitely get it in the bath? - I'll definitely get it in the bath.
- Okay. - Wow, this is really good. - So you'll get 4 of them.
- I'll get 5 of them, so it's 3! - 3 of them! - 3 of them!
- You won't say how much they weigh, will you?
- It's light!
- The Hawada team, who is excited like customers,
- The Hawada team, who is excited like customers, expects this product to weigh 3kg in 3 products.
- The difference is 1.2kg.
- So far, the Hawada team has estimated that it weighs 42.5kg.
- And the actual measurement is 43kg in total.
- So far, the difference is 0.5kg.
- 10 minutes left.
- Matsumoto discovers something.
- You only look at products.
- What is this? - It's small!
- Wow! - What do you mean?
- Wow! - It's the smallest iPod shuffle.
- That's amazing!
- It will be gone in a few years!
- That's good!
- What are you talking about?
- Meanwhile, the Hawada team,
- focuses on the speaker that Matsumoto team wants.
- Oh, it's already down. - It's down.
- 15kg. - 15kg. - 15kg. - Can I say it like this?
- Yes, say it like that. - Digital Surround Projector
- has been decided at 15kg!
- It's been decided!
- This product is 0.5kg and almost perfect.
- The team has grasped the feeling of the weight.
- But, there is one man who is struggling.
- Udo, are you okay? - Udo, how many kilograms are you okay with?
- I'm okay with it now. - I'm glad you didn't buy a washing machine!
- Why did you buy more than 100kg?
- I haven't decided yet.
- While Udo is struggling with calculations,
- Matsumoto team moves to the 3rd fitness corner.
- Oh, there is such a cheap one!
- I want this one! - What? The one that shakes?
- Yes, I want this one!
- This product that Matsumoto team wants
- is a healthy equipment that strengthens muscles and promotes blood flow by vibrating.
- Let's test it out!
Oh!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
I don't like it.
What do you mean "no"?
Please eat this.
This is no good.
What do you mean "no"?
No, this is no good.
Ah, no! No!
No, this is no good.
Ah, no! No!
Ah, it's really no good!
This is amazing!
Wow! What is this?!
They'll make MC Mimura experience it, too.
Here we go.
Oh, no!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
"Oshikosu" (pee in Japanese)
And he heads to Hamada's team.
I can't do it in such a big place.
I should do it in the studio.
He regrets his plan.
Here, Hamada's team is paying attention to health equipment.
Shouldn't we save money?
What is it?
Is it 200 yen?
It's 200 yen.
Is it heavy?
It's 200 yen.
It's not something I want.
I'm trying to lose weight.
Hamada, you don't need a pillow anymore.
You don't need a pillow anymore.
Hamada, you don't need a pillow anymore.
It's fine like this.
What is that?
Are you trying to kick me?
Hamada, you don't need a pillow anymore.
Hamada's team is running out of time.
Anyway, they chose heavy things and massage chairs.
They planned to load 18 kg of massage chairs.
They wanted to do it with only three people.
How much is it in total?
18 yen.
18 yen?
It's three times more expensive.
One color is one.
It's a good match.
It's 18 yen.
Udo, who was calculating, was gaining again.
And Matsumoto's team...
This is good, too.
...is still ahead of that healthy equipment.
How many kg is it?
It's 12 kg.
Do you need it?
One person needs two of these.
Two? Two? Two?
Matsumoto's healthy equipment gave birth to 13.5 kg of weight difference.
And Hamada's team went to a golf shop.
I'll buy this.
Hamada, can I tell you something?
It's too light.
It's not even 1 kg.
It's good.
Is it good?
Is it a good size?
Within time, Hamada.
If you give me this later, will you give me a bigger size?
Will you give me a bigger size?
I'm sorry.
With the remaining time approaching, they wear shoes.
The difference is 2.5 kg.
Furthermore...
Can you give me a bigger size?
Wow, it's light.
It looks heavy.
It's because it's been weighed recently.
How many kg is it?
It's 2 kg.
They chose 4 golf bags made of light material again.
The difference is 2 kg.
So far, they have chosen 10 items and their goal is 142.6 kg.
According to their predictions, 15.6 kg should not be enough.
However, the number that the supercomputer Udo calculated is...
Yes, if you subtract 21.5...
10... 9.5...
It's 31.1 kg.
Yes, yes.
Why does it become dirty like this?
Udo, say it.
1.5...
And 9.6 kg.
OK.
9.6 kg.
Hamada's team thinks that the remaining 15.6 kg is wrong and has 9.6 kg left.
Hamada doesn't know such a terrible mistake.
If you can do it this time...
Huh?
It's OK. It's not over yet.
It's OK.
He puked...
And laughed...
And...
They have 5 minutes left.
It's a waste of time to stop this escalator!
As the time approaches, Matsumoto's team has to choose 70.7 kg items.
Oh, this one!
There's not much time left.
Plasma's is heavier.
It's not true!
It's Pioneer's black!
How is it?
Will they be able to gain popularity on TV?
If we hold it together...
20...
Isn't it about 20 kg?
It's a little over 20 kg.
I really want you to guess it correctly!
This is...
It's gone.
I really want you to choose either team.
Let's remember this as a team.
OK!
We don't have much time left.
Run!
The TV is expected to weigh 20 kg.
They rush to the piano store.
We're getting close to the last item.
What is it?
Oh, this is heavy!
This is...
Isn't it good?
This is...
One, two...
This is...
Oh, this is good!
Oh, this is...
50 yen!
Yes.
There's 40-50 yen.
I'll weigh 70 kg.
I'll lie down.
You two hold it.
Oh, it's the same as that.
I remembered it now.
Miyasako, don't make your body stiff.
I'll make it stiff.
Oh! It's much lighter than Miyasako's!
Oh!
That means...
It's safe range.
That means...
It's 50 kg!
It's 20 kg lighter.
It's true.
It's lighter.
That means...
With this 50 kg and the TV earlier...
It's 70 kg!
It's perfect!
It's perfectly calculated!
It's perfect!
With this 20 kg TV earlier...
And this 50 kg piano...
It's 70 kg!
There's only 0.7 kg left until they reach their goal!
0.7! 0.7! 700 grams!
I see, I see, that's too early!
700 grams! It's like a toy!
A toy!
If it's a 700 gram toy...
This is the end!
It's like a baby!
It's true! It's true!
Matsumoto Hitoshi's first shopping for his baby!
And...
The Hamada team is doing their last adjustments with a golf ball...
Hamada-san...
No matter what you do, it's always like this!
But...
How many kilograms is that? How many kilograms do you weigh?
Huh?
How many kilograms do you weigh?
You don't just have it because you want it, do you?
Please weigh it properly, Hamada-san!
It's not the time for such minor adjustments!
There's only 9.6 kg left, right?
There's only about 10 kg left...
No, it's okay...
Is it that heavy?
It's really heavy!
It's okay, let's load it up!
Ah, I see!
That's really the feeling of winning...
How is it? How is it with this?
Hamada-san's first shopping for his baby!
9.6 kg!
It's 9.6 kg!
It's true, right?
It's true!
Hamada-san's first shopping for his baby!
9.6 kg...
It's true!
Let's go with this!
Okay!
It's over!
Thank you!
Let's go with that!
Thank you!
After this, Matsumoto will go shopping for his baby for the first time!
♪ I want to drink a cafe au lait ♪
♪ The usual sweetness is fine, but ♪
♪ Not being sweet is also wonderful ♪
Nice to meet you.
♪ I want to make more friends ♪
♪ Cafe au lait ♪
♪ Zero ♪
♪ Glico ♪
If it's transparent, you can see well to the end.
What is necessary for the environment is planning and transparency to see well ahead.
It is important for humans and nature not to overdo it and to force it.
As expected, it's good to be transparent.
It's the same with money, isn't it?
That's right.
♪ Adults and mobites ♪
No. 03-5000, your use and compensation are planned.
♪ Let me change the world ♪
♪ Then I'll kiss you ♪
♪ Let me change the world ♪
♪ Then I'll kiss you ♪
♪ With that, I'll change the world ♪
♪ Your house! ♪
Recently, Georgia Gear is easy to hold, isn't it?
For me, it's always from above.
For me, it's always from the side.
For me, it's always from the handle.
I want to drink this, but...
It's no good. We are only dummies.
Ah!
That's good, human.
Georgia Gear, which is easy to hold with a double grip.
Argument! That's the right answer until morning!
This is a debate where eight people lead the right answer about a certain subject.
What kind of answer will be thrown out tonight?
The correct answer is...
"Artist who wants women to sing in karaoke that starts with 'ma'"?
"Artist"?
"Ma" means "woman", doesn't it?
If you'd like a woman singing in karaoke...
Do you want a woman to sing it?
That one wrong guess would be bad.
If it's one...
After guessing it, can you find out it's an correct answer?
Yeah.
Really?
You guessed "Ma" as "manoeuvre", didn't you?
I guessed "Ma" as "manoeuvre".
So it's "Em", right?
So you should write the name of the artist "Ma" listed, right?
You should write the name of the artist "Ma" listed, right?
You're right.
It's like this.
Don't come out.
Are you two looking at each other in a musical way?
It's advantageous.
Really?
Who is "really"?
No one is here.
Don't come out.
There is someone.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, there is someone.
Time limit is important.
Oh, oh, oh.
I knew it.
Wait for me.
I don't know.
What should I do?
I don't want to come out.
Who is "really"?
It's "really".
It's dangerous.
I knew it.
That's what I thought.
What did you do?
"Masaseigo", right?
You wrote "Masaseigo", didn't you?
"Masaseigo" is funny.
Oh, no.
I knew it.
I thought it was "Masaseigo",
but when you say "sing for me",
you sound like a kind "my little lover".
It's embarrassing.
"My little lover".
You sing a lot of cute songs.
Don't come out.
Who is "Beauty pair"?
Beauty pair.
It's "Beauty pair".
What is "Baskew mania"?
You made it up.
"Beauty pair" is famous.
I'm sorry.
It's "Baskew mania"
Is she "seigo"?
Seiko-chan, do you want me to sing for you?
Seiko-chan, our famous Seiko-chan is about to sing.
Her voice is so small.
It's not like that.
Her voice is like this.
Her voice is so small.
My child's voice is so small when he sits down and eats pasta.
He can't get a score.
Matsuda Seiko.
Artists who want women to sing at karaoke that starts with "ma".
The correct answer is Mazda Seiko.
Next question.
What do you often buy at convenience stores that starts with "S"?
I'm going to the convenience store.
You are fast.
You don't go to the convenience store at all.
Why?
You go there once a year.
Why?
My wife prepares it for me.
That's a normal answer.
Why do you go there once a year?
That's right.
You take your child there and say you go there once a year.
You go there once a year.
You go there a lot.
You can discover many things there.
You went there once a year.
That's right.
I didn't know that.
This is...
You go there a lot, but you don't go there.
I knew it.
You are fast.
Are you ready?
Sports team.
You are fast.
I'm good at sports.
I can drink sports drinks.
I always go to the convenience store in front of the children's school.
I see.
What about you, AMANO?
I can drink water.
He loves water.
He drinks water with a scouring pad.
He drinks red water.
He is good at that.
I can drink sour water, too.
You are close to him.
I'm a sour man.
He is a sour man.
I'm also a sour man.
I can't sympathize with you at all.
At first, you said...
Can I have a spaghetti?
Spaghetti?
Why is it mixed?
Why is it sour?
Spaghetti?
Which one is sour?
This is also in the sports news, right?
What?
What is this?
I know it's in the sports news, but...
Other than that, it's too narrow.
Is it in there?
It's definitely in there.
I'm sure it's in there.
It's definitely in there.
You will definitely notice it.
It's sour.
It's not sour.
As if you're trying to put this on...
It's in the sports news, right?
It's only for middle-aged men.
How many?
No, no, one side, one side is stupid.
Which side? Which side?
That's right, I'm naked.
Alright, Sports News!
What do you often buy at a convenience store that starts with "sports"?
The answer is...
Sports News!
With only three minutes left,
Team Matsumoto, aiming for 700 grams left,
goes to a toy store!
Hey, wait a minute!
Oh, isn't this good?
Popo-chan!
It's about the same size as you.
Monkey Pants Popo-chan!
Look!
Isn't it just right?
It's so cute!
It's just 70 grams.
Popo-chan, do you like it?
Which one do you like?
Popo-chan, do you like it?
It's so light!
Isn't it good for Popo-chan?
Popo-chan, isn't it great?
If you add this, it might be just right.
This is light.
Okay, this is the last one!
0.7!
Monkey Pants Popo-chan!
With 700 grams...
Alright!
...the total is 137.7 kilograms!
Alright!
It's decided!
Alright!
Take your time!
What?
We have plenty of time!
After this, it's finally...
...the weight loss time of fate!
The rule is simple!
The total weight of the selected product...
...compared to the total weight of the two representatives of each team...
...if it exceeds or exceeds -3 kilograms...
...the product will be obtained!
However!
If it fails...
...this TBS art...
...which was created with all its strength...
...will become a machine of fear!
Result announcement!
Thank you for your hard work
Not at all
The products of Hamada team are already lined up here
That's right
Here it is
It's here
Is that so?
All of them weigh 142.6kg
That's a lot
These idiots calculated it
We calculated it
That's right
What's the heaviest one?
The heaviest one is...
Electronics
Electronics?
Electronics are 20kg heavier
If electronics are 20kg heavier, my wife will scream
First, Hamada team's weighing
Will they be able to get the products?
I don't like it anymore
I'm in trouble
What's going to happen?
There are heavier and lighter ones
If you don't have a good one and 3kg lighter one, will you be able to keep your balance?
I'm counting on you
I want it
You're going to get it all, right?
I'm going to get it
Bring it on!
It's going in! It's going in!
It's going in!
I thought it was going to freeze
I'm scared!
What a shame!
The microwave was floating!
It's not light at all!
The product was not light at all.
It was light!
Team Hamada didn't get any products.
Team Hamada, what a shame!
How much does it weigh?
The total weight is 142.6kg.
That's right.
The actual household item weighs like this.
120.5kg!
Why does it weigh like that?
Foto and Udo did the calculation.
The total weight is 142.6kg.
But now it's 136.6kg.
136.6kg?
What?
That's a miscalculation!
It's a miscalculation of 142.6kg!
What?
You did it right!
This part was originally light.
Team Matsumoto's weighing time!
Team Matsumoto's total weight is 137.7kg.
That's right.
The product is for that.
There is also an electronic piano behind the TV.
What is that doll you are holding?
It's not a doll you are holding. It's a monkey pants Popo-chan.
It's a monkey pants Popo-chan.
Who said "I want it"?
It's me, Popo-chan.
Finally, it's the weighing time of fate!
Will Matsumoto be able to get Popo-chan for the sake of his child?
However, after this, there will be a lot of trouble with the scales that TVS Art has raised increasingly!
Wait a minute! I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's quite expensive!
Wow! This is not good!
This one is also shaking a lot!
It's shaking a lot!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
What is it?
What is this?
Something is coming off! Something is coming off!
It's okay! It's okay!
If I'm gone, what will happen to Monkey Pants Popo-chan?
I don't know!
Here we go!
Measure it more and more! Bring it more and more!
Measure it with your eyes!
It's okay! It's okay!
If you get it right, you'll get the product!
I'm gonna get dumped again!
I'm coming with you!
You idiot!
Oh, I'm hungry.
Shall we go?
Huh?
It's Yoshinoya after all!
Horses!
Goats!
Sheep!
Cows!
Yoshinoya!
Hey, Unadon!
Yeah?
Keep your back straight and do your best!
Yes, sir!
Thank you!
Unadon is back from Yoshinoya!
Break!
Yuu-chan is relaxed again today.
She got up pretty early.
Huh?
Hey!
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Are you okay?
It's heavy!
Are you okay?
It's heavy!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
What is this? Wow! Wow! Wow!
Matsumoto's team didn't win any prizes.
Matsumoto's team aimed for 137.7kg.
However, the total prize is...
Ta-da!
28.6kg!
I'm getting goose bumps!
What?
It's 71.1kg!
And the worst one is this "healthio".
"Healthio".
10kg.
24kg.
The worst one is...
"Heta"!
"Popo-chan"!
700g and...
700g!
Yes!
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