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For some reason, the family of the entertainer doesn't sing in their own voice.
Are you really interested in it?
It doesn't start like that!
However, the members are moved by the unexpected singing ability!
Yeah, I'm glad!
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That's what adults do...
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It's been a while, but the balance is strange...
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It's balance, isn't it?
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The real one has a smiley face.
Smiley face.
The real one has a smiley face.
Smiley face.
Family of comedians!
Vocal ability!
Number one!
It's decided!
It's started!
What do you think of this?
What is it?
Koto-chan is good.
Thank you.
I'm going to do it.
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything wrong.
I'm doing it properly.
I'm doing it properly!
Why are you thinking about it?
I'm going to do it properly!
Then...
I'm sorry.
According to the title,
we will decide who is the best singer in a family of comedians.
But, you know,
there are many comedians who are good at singing.
There is a high rate of viewership for such programs.
But, if you do it as a comedian, you will become a fool.
If you do it as a family, it's a simple idea.
It's not like that at all.
It's not like that.
Are there any comedians who are better than you?
What are you talking about?
I don't know!
Are there any?
I'm not sure.
Are there any?
I'm not sure.
How about it?
Judges, please.
Now?
At what time?
A family of entertainers will come out and sing a song.
I'm interested in it.
Are you really interested in it?
Because if you say that, it won't start.
The family of entertainers of six groups has entered this battle.
They will compete seriously in a tournament format to see who sings the best song.
And the winner will have a prize of 100,000 yen for a big camera.
The entertainer who is now very popular will decorate the top of this battle that can never be defeated.
The first group of entertainers is...
KORKTAR-L!
This is a campaign against us.
Thank you for your support!
The response is bigger than Negira people.
Thank you for your support!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
It's Zinkan's first appearance!
It's my first appearance!
Thank you for your support!
Then let's play that game all of a sudden!
What?
I'm sorry!
Let's play that game all of a sudden!
I'm sorry!
Let's play that game all of a sudden!
That game all of a sudden?
What's that?
Don't you know it?
I don't know it, either!
Let's do it, too!
Let's do it!
OK, set!
It's a set, right?
Set!
It's a set, right?
OK!
Keep going!
OK!
Keep going!
It's in!
Stop doing that!
No!
Hey!
It's my first time saying that!
Everyone saw it, didn't you?
The pillar of Tsukutani.
No, I wanted to show you more!
If you don't do it, it will only continue!
What's wrong with you?
I had a good time and ended it.
You're in trouble.
You're in trouble from the beginning.
What's wrong with you?
Are you from Canada?
No, I'm not.
It's me.
I'm from Tarashima.
Please translate for me.
It's okay.
I'm from this family.
That's right.
Let's welcome them.
Please come in.
The first pair is...
Hanya and Kawashima's
older sister couple.
In front of Hanya and Kawashima,
the older sister couple shows their love and pride.
Welcome.
Ryu-chan!
Let's eat together!
It's too much for your face!
Even if it's a family, it's Yoshinoya!
Hey, Unodon!
Yes!
Keep your back straight and do your best for the rest of your life!
Yes!
The rest of my life?!
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Ryu-chan has plenty of time again today.
You got up pretty early.
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Well then, let's have them appear!
This person, please!
The first group is...
Hanya Kawashima's...
"Aneufufu"!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Thank you very much!
Nice to meet you!
How old are you?
I'm 27 and she's 29.
How about you, Mr. Futada?
I'm 31.
I think you're a little short-tempered.
She's Korean.
She's a little short-tempered.
And her belly is a little chubby.
How old is she?
She's 8 months old.
Nice to meet you.
I'm getting married in March of this year.
Getting married?
Getting married in March of this year?
In Korea, we say "newsik" right?
It's similar to a cannonball.
Is it similar to a cannonball?
It's similar to a cannonball.
I heard you have a big family.
My mother!
She's wearing a black jacket now.
So she's like a mother of a river.
She's like a mother of a river.
She's probably a mother of a river.
Are you ready, miss?
Yes.
What song will you sing?
I'll sing "To the Future of Kiroro".
That's a good song.
How do you feel about this song?
I'm getting married and I have a baby.
And I'm going to be a mother.
So I want to sing this song for my mother.
For your mother?
That's a good show.
Hanya Kawashima wants to tell her mother about her present.
And she wants to put her feelings for her mother into the song.
Thank you for having me today.
I'll do my best.
Please sing with us.
"To the Future of Kiroro" by Hanya Kawashima.
To the Future of Kiroro
My mother gave me
a lot of kindness
Embracing love
I walked and repeated
At that time, I still...
I was young and didn't know the meaning of it.
You held my flying hand and walked with me.
Sometimes I hated that kindness.
We were apart and I couldn't be honest with you.
Look at my feet.
This is the path you walk on.
Look ahead.
That is your future.
This is the path you walk on.
It was good.
It was a top-notch performance.
Your voice is getting louder and louder.
Kawahara-kun.
No, it's Kawashima-san.
Kawahara-kun, good luck.
But, you know...
There's not a single word in it.
Kawahara-kun is from Kawashima.
Is Nakamoto Koji-san?
He's wearing glasses.
You can do it.
Thank you.
Shimura Ken-san.
Shimura.
Ah, that's fine.
That's cruel.
You're just saying anything.
It's already dangerous.
It's not like that.
What is this?
Hanya Kawashima's sister has taught us some pretty things we don't think we know.
And her opponent is...
These people will play against Hanya Kahashima's sister couple.
It's TKO!
What? What? What did you get?
Kimoto! Kimoto!
Kimoto!
You're dirty!
Don't sell the combi!
Kimoto, don't sell the combi!
His face changed.
We'll come back to it later.
Now, TKO.
I have an image of you being a good singer.
Yes.
But you're not on a show called "Singer Horse".
No, I'm not.
I've never heard of that show.
Your father is a great singer, right?
Yes.
That's right.
That means your family is probably good singers, right?
That's why it's a good match.
I really don't like it.
I really don't like it!
That means...
Yes, that's right.
My family is from Kinoshita.
They'll be on the show.
They'll be on the show, but they're used to weird shows.
I want you to say something weird and weird.
There's a lot of stuff coming out.
If there's anything...
Hamada-san...
Why?
Let's settle this.
Now, let's have them on the show!
Let's have them on the show!
Kanya Kawashima's older sister is...
TKO Kinoshita's...
Older sister!
Who is it?
He looks like a professional.
He looks like him.
He looks like Juntan.
Is Juntan older than him?
Yes, he is.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Masayuki.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ryuichi.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Masayuki.
Nice to meet you.
Is it your first time?
No, it's my first time.
Is it your first time?
Yes, it's my first time.
But it's also my first time for you three.
But...
What are you wearing?
This is an advertisement for our restaurant.
What's up?
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Have you been to Matsuma-san?
I always go there.
It's delicious.
Thank you.
It's delicious.
Don't force me to say it's delicious.
It's delicious.
Have you been to Matsuma-san?
No, no.
But...
You look like Moguro Fukuzo.
Moguro Fukuzo?
I thought you were on vacation.
Matsuma-san didn't touch me much.
Oni-san, what are you two going to sing for us today?
Today, I'd like to sing Yuzu's "English Bridge".
You can expect something from this song, can't you?
Yes, well...
This song is about their life, which TKO is working hard for.
I understand! Then, please prepare for it!
TKO Kinoshita's older brother overcame hardships and praised his younger brother for his glory.
Is this project okay in the first place?
What is?
Don't sing this stupid song!
I'll say it! I'll say it for sure!
Then, please sing for us!
"English Bridge" by TKO Kinoshita's older brother!
There were tears that no one could see.
In the middle of my dream, I drew out my feelings for you.
Even now, over and over again,
I'm in the middle of a dream where I'm about to give up.
Overcoming countless days, I've arrived where I am now.
That's why I can't go forward without getting lost anymore.
To the glorious end.
My mind was a little...
You had a strange look on your face.
I remembered when I was in 4th grade.
We were bullied a lot.
Don't say things you don't like.
Let's hear from the judges.
I think it was your little brother, Jinan.
He sang a part that wasn't high or low.
Oh, really?
He was doing a good job, right?
You were protecting him, right?
I was a little disappointed.
Really?
I don't know if you're listening or not, but I'm sure you can tell.
Really?
You have such a wonderful device.
I can't even tell.
Maybe you should sing in another place.
That was a beautiful sound.
Yes, you lost to TKO.
We'll do it again.
Kawashima sang her feelings for her mother.
Her brother sang for him.
Will they win?
If you think the song was good...
Please give us a score.
Please!
Kimoto, Kimoto, Kimoto, Kimoto, you lost.
What are you doing?
I got angry and bit him.
Now that I look at it, Miyasako was strict.
Tamaro is like that, too.
Three-zero, three-zero.
Oh, it's coming out.
It's coming out!
It's not three-zero!
Even if you say that, it's still three-zero.
Hey!
I'm telling you the truth!
It's hard for me to live!
Kanya and Kawashima's sister couple advance to the finals!
This battle is unexpectedly fierce!
The next to appear is...
The first round of the second match!
Here are a group of entertainers!
Benbenkya!
I'd like to introduce you to your family.
Wait a minute!
Wait for me!
Whose family? Is Kuro's family allowed to say that?
Don't say it now!
Kuro's family.
You've been saying "gyu" a lot of times!
"Gyu"?
That's because it's this.
"Gyu"?
That's because it's this.
"Gyu" is spinning a lot!
"Gyu"?
Benbenkya!
I mentioned "gyu" a lot of times due to my strong willpower,
but it was so popular that I couldn't eat it.
You're selling red carpets, aren't you?
People over there say "gyu" a lot and people over here say "gyu" a lot too.
They don't!
They don't say "gyu" that much!
Can you all handle the parts with your sweet words?
"Gyu"?
Really?
Moriaki Kenji, what did you say you were going to do on your way here?
As you ordered, it's so good I can't even bend over!
Wow!
You're good at this!
You're too good!
You're like a refrigerator's back, with a record in your head!
Well, let's bring in our guest!
This person! Please come in!
The first pair of the second match is...
The guest circus, Kuro-chan's...
Mother!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, Kuro-chan's mother!
Kuro-chan's mother!
Mom!
You're nervous, aren't you?
Yes, yes...
It's okay, mom! It's okay!
It's okay, mom!
Mom...
You're like an old doll in a museum!
What are you saying?!
She's saying it!
You're wearing a red dress today, right?
Yes.
Do you often wear dresses like this?
No, it's my first time.
How is it? How does it feel?
It's like a cheap cabaret...
Thank you!
If you bow too deeply, you'll show your chest...
Every time you say it, Ido-chan gets nervous...
She's always excited!
Mom, you're wonderful!
You're wonderful!
I'm looking at you like a woman...
You're like a woman...
You don't have to say it!
Are you drinking hoppy? Hoppy...
It's like a cheap cabaret...
Mom!
What will you sing for us today?
It's Junko Akimoto's "Ai no mama de"...
Please do your best!
Do your best, Mom!
She's nervous...
Mom, are you okay?
It's okay!
Let's go one more time!
Will Kuro-chan's mom be able to sing until the end?
Please sing for us...
"Ai no mama de"...
Little birds, what are you making a fuss about?
Do you want sweet fruits?
I don't need happiness compared to anyone else
Your gaze is so lovely
Ah, in this world we were born and met each other
All coincidence continues with you
As long as we're alive, we'll throw our hearts out
Our hearts will keep dancing with love
How was it?
Everyone is laughing, isn't it?
We are not laughing like that!
The number of photos behind you...
There are only two of them.
You don't have a photo?
No, we don't.
You don't have a photo, do you?
Well, judges and everyone...
At the chorus...
At the part where you say "ah"...
Udo goes "ah"...
Udo's mother, who covered the lack of photos...
At a low voice that made her tremble...
Versus...
Versus Kuro-chan's mother...
These people!
Here you go!
Go for it!
Family club!
Thank you very much!
And...
And what do we get?
Rinkan gets RG and...
Ozerman...
Ozerman Suplex Ovo...
Excuse me.
Hamada-san said in a low voice...
You're a scumbag, aren't you?
I'm not a scumbag!
Why did you say it in a low voice?
I'm not a scumbag!
Namaji and Rinkan released "Ebito"...
With great confidence...
We can do it this year!
What was "kabuki aru aru" like?
"Kabuki aru aru"...
It's quite long, but is it okay?
What was it like?
RG captivated Matsumoto and others in Rinkan Entertainment Elevator...
They performed "kabuki aru aru" with confidence in the studio!
Yo!
Let's do "kabuki aru aru"!
I tend to say "kabuki aru aru"...
Is it okay to end it like this?
"Kabuki aru aru" is terrible!
I don't think it's that bad!
Which family are you from?
Me!
Oh! H.G.!
Yes! My "gori gori" family...
"Gori gori" family...
What?
I'm curious about it.
Let's have them appear!
Please!
For Kuro-chan's mother...
Censored H.G.'s...
Yo! Yo!
Ma'am!
Hello!
It's hard, isn't it?
Ma'am, what are you interested in today?
My face is a little...
Your face is a little...
Yes.
Please say it.
Say it!
It's kind of hot, isn't it?
Is that so?
Are you saying it to your wife?
Yes.
We always eat dinner together.
How do you know that?
I go home as soon as I get off work.
I don't go out with my seniors at all.
That's why I'm such a short-tempered idiot!
No, no...
Can you do "kabuki aru aru" for me?
What are you doing?
Is it hard to practice?
Please don't do it.
It's really annoying.
No, no...
What?
Your wife is a little short-tempered, isn't she?
What kind of comment is that?
She's not short-tempered.
She looks weird.
What's wrong with you?
No, no...
She's not short-tempered.
The host has clearly told you not to look at your wife's chest.
She's been doing it for a while now.
Don't look at me like I'm a woman!
So, what are you going to sing today?
Aikawa Nanase's...
"You Can't Be Just A Dreaming Girl".
H.G. and a hard-hearted lovey-dovey wife push their shyness to the limit for love and burn it up!
The director told me I'm not good enough.
Who said that? Who said you're not good enough?
"You Can't Be Just A Dreaming Girl".
Open the window and bang, bang, bang, bang, all over the city
I want to be embraced more violently
My voice won't reach you anymore
No matter how long it is, I want to be embraced more violently
That hero is me
I can't be the girl in your heart
Thank you very much!
Hey, what are you doing?
You're showing your face in the picture!
I'm showing my face in the picture!
I'm also in the picture!
Who?
I'm sure you guys submitted it!
You guys must have submitted it!
There are various patterns in the picture!
I'm embarrassed!
Make sure you make a character!
Don't say that!
You're setting up a terrible character!
There was a weird noise at the end of the song...
But it disappeared from the frame!
It disappeared!
No one noticed it!
A mother who sang for her beloved son...
And a wife who sang for her beloved husband...
Which one will win?
Please give us the score for "The Song Was Good"!
Please!
She's sighing a lot.
No, no, no. She's happy.
She's happy.
Kuro-chan's mother, who made her want to watch it again, advanced to the finals!
In the next third match, a strong character will appear!
Here is the first group of entertainers!
Good morning!
Do you know who I am?
I'm Jack Bauer!
Nice to meet you!
It's your first time as an entertainer, and it's also your first time as a down-town entertainer!
That's right!
Jack Bauer!
So you two are a little nervous, right?
That's right!
Including me, there are three of you who are nervous!
Me too!
I'm not nervous yet!
You're doing pretty well!
No, I'm not!
You know, I do this and that!
So you should be nervous!
No, I'm not nervous!
Which family are you from?
I'm from Jack Bauer's family!
Oh, Jack Bauer's family!
So you're from Kishiku?
Yes!
Then let's have them appear!
Here they are!
The first group of the third match is...
Doki Doki Camp Kishiro!
After this, Jack Bauer's first month begins!
If it's your first time, you have to like it!
The most wonderful business in the world!
New Japan, debut!
I'm back, I'll feed you!
The dinner tonight is Chinese, right?
Oh, I ate Chinese for lunch!
Besides, I wasn't invited...
Dinner is tomorrow, right?
Oh, that's right!
This restaurant is closed tomorrow!
Which restaurant?
Who was the manager?
Me? No, no, no!
Italians are good!
Don't say that now!
Who's planning it?
Everyone!
I want you to plan it!
Can I plan it too?
Of course!
This is how the plan began.
Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group, ACOM.
You are planning to use it, right?
Of course!
The teacher can't let go of the bloodthirsty student.
I'm sorry!
The teacher has redder eyes, right?
Ron and Lise, mobile phones.
Let's have them appear!
The first group of the third match is...
The first group of the second match is...
The first group of the third match is...
I'm going to kill you!
Which one of you is right?
Stop it!
The challenger hasn't appeared yet.
He's a terrorist!
We're in a good position, so stop it!
Can you introduce them?
This is my little brother...
Little brother?
His name is Tamotsu Kishi.
In the middle is my dad, Kishi Toru.
In the back is my mother, Kishi Masumi.
Nice to meet you!
Mom, you don't look like a Japanese pistol.
Today, all of you will sing in one family.
No, I will sing.
Your father will sing.
Only your father will sing.
That's right.
What will you sing?
Well...
It was raining in Nagasaki, Uchiyamata, today as well.
Isn't it a good song?
Jack Bower's father will sing a famous song as a pillar of one family.
My son's life depends on this song.
That's right.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to sing it again.
I believed it.
I searched and searched for it.
Wandering alone,
I stumbled upon a painful sunset.
Nagasaki was raining today.
Nice to meet you.
These two are brothers, so of course they are related.
Of course we are related.
Rock, paper, scissors.
What's up?
I'm a little low-spirited.
Why?
No, I'm not low-spirited.
It's such a festival.
No, I'm not low-spirited, but I want to go with my dad.
Go with your dad?
Why?
No, I want to go with my dad.
No, no, no.
Why?
No, you'll know if you watch it.
Really?
Yes, yes.
Oh, you're going to go with your dad?
Yes, yes.
Let's meet him.
Please come in!
The family of the rock-paper-scissors champion is...
The Nakagawa family's...
Uncle!
Uncle...
I'm OK.
Uncle, nice to meet you.
I see you're kind of flexible now.
Flexible?
What?
You're an old woman, aren't you?
Yes, I'm an old woman.
In a way, I'm an old woman.
In a way, you are.
His image has always been soft.
Has it always been soft?
Yes.
He has always been soft even when we start to have feelings for each other.
Even when we come home for New Year's, he's like this.
Akeome!
What are you doing?
No, I don't like it.
Look at his eyes.
It's been a while.
Da!
He's always like this.
Look at his face.
Look at his face!
He always looks like this.
Shall we sing now, old man?
I'm fine.
What song will you sing now?
It's Amano Safan.
Amano-san, what about Amano-kun?
He has been looking at me like that for a while now.
He's been looking at me like that for a while now.
Since he came in, Amano-kun has been...
I'm not gonna say it.
You're not gonna say it?
I'm sorry.
I'm an amateur.
I'm sorry.
The song you're going to sing is...
"Woman of Satori Mountain".
The song you're going to sing is "Woman of Satori Mountain".
After this, a shocking photo of a young man from the Nakagawa family.
The judges are in a great shock!
That coke glass came with three new dishes!
With a potato ale and a drink ale value set, you can get a limited coke glass!
It's two o'clock now.
Let's get out of school as soon as possible.
That crab-filled sundae is...
Two o'clock now.
Two o'clock now!
It's 100 yen!
McFlurry is also 200 yen!
Finally, we've come to the Mediterranean Sea!
The real Mediterranean Sea!
Wow, it's completely different from the seas in our neighborhood!
Of course it is!
Because we're in the Mediterranean Sea!
That's right!
Finally, we've come to the Mediterranean Sea!
The real Mediterranean Sea!
It's dreamlike!
It's not a dream!
The Mediterranean Sea is the best!
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The qualifiers finally start!
"King of Konton" players!
Uncle of Nakagawa Prefecture, 64 years old.
He sings kindly with a kind woman's heart.
Everyone's got guts.
That's right.
Why are you looking at the camera?
I like cameras.
What are you doing?
No, I'm not a scorpion woman.
Don't laugh at me in the middle of time.
You can live tomorrow.
You can live up to ten years.
If you think so,
I'll give you my life, my life, my life.
That's right, I'm a scorpion woman.
Scorpion woman, I'll give you my life.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Okishi, you're amazing.
I was worried about the photos, but you were really good at singing, weren't you?
Was I good?
You were good, weren't you?
The range of that photo from this man's camera wasn't half bad.
I haven't seen it, but I don't know it.
This is when I was in Japan.
You were in Japan?
Are you an actor?
I'm a movie director.
Movie director?
What is that?
The range of that photo from this man's camera wasn't half bad.
When was this?
It was when we were on a group trip.
What?
You were on a group trip?
What kind of group trip?
The winner of the singing contest is...
Please give us points for the singing you thought you were good at.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Okishi, you won.
You're going to the finals.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Next time, I hope you'll ask me for advice again.
You made a mistake.
The Nakagawa family's uncles, who sang the woman's heart perfectly, advance to the final.
It's finally the final round.
From these three groups, the first-generation entertainer's family, number one singing ability will be decided.
Now, it's finally the final round.
There are three songs left.
Everyone will sing one more song each.
I've heard of it. What should I do?
But you know, there's also "return of the loser".
No, no, no.
Return of the loser
Now, it's the final round.
Please listen to the three songs in order.
Anna Kawashima's sister, "cosmos", sings about her feelings for her mother once again.
Kuro-chan's mother is excited about Ohako's song.
He has a woman's heart even in the final match.
A woman's life is short.
In this young age, I'm already old.
I can't go out.
But please let me stay in this flower town for a little longer.
At least I can find a good bride for her.
How about you, Matsuo-san?
Well, it was good in the end, but...
She's not a flower town, but she's not a mother, either.
You're right about that.
Her mother came in the middle of it.
That's right.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I was a little nervous about it.
She came in the middle of it with 3 million yen.
Everyone in the audience, please press the button of the person you think sang the best.
Who is the number one singer in the entertainer's family?
Nakamura Akiro!
And the prize is...
From Mr. Hamamatsu...
A big camera and a prize of 100,000 yen.
Thank you very much.
I think it was very good.
The only thing I want to say is...
Minmura was fluttering until the end.
Fluttering, fluttering...
Didn't you see it?
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So-called "anime tradition."
Criticism from within the self-government party.
Tomorrow at this time is "kumepipo."
Guests are "yokozuna" and "asashōryūseki."
In this era, hybrids are fine, but what about other cars?
Among the demio buyers, only this many people were considering hybrids.
When I looked it up, it was "matsuda."
No subsidies or cash!
My revenge...begins.
A huge success!
Pallets!
A lot of equipment!
G Limited is born!