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Blinkard!
Everyone...
Soon, Sensei will...
Soon?
It's not over yet!
Sensei, can I say this?
No, it's not. It's my job.
It's not?
Sensei...
It seems you've noticed.
It's fine if you don't notice.
Well then, Sensei...
Please!
What's with her?
She's here.
It's like "Hitchhiker's Guide".
She's here.
With smooth smiles, Sensei appears during a break.
I always look at your faces!
Your faces!
Without knowing that...
Sensei has returned...
And is back in the industry!
Tonight, on "Rinkard...
...He is Chosen!"
The chairman of the entertainment world will burn out the rotten part of the winkers!
Ariyoshi Hiroyuki's preaching teacher!
I really love you all, and I want to watch you on TV forever and ever.
So I don't want you to disappear. I still don't know what's going on in the entertainment world.
Some people are watching while washing their hands.
Some people are watching while drinking.
Especially Mr. Umemoto is watching while washing his hands.
I don't want you to experience hell like me.
I'm sure you're waiting for a life like hell now that you're not working in the entertainment world.
So today's lesson is...
I wonder if it's for today's lesson.
You're used to writing "hell", aren't you?
It's hard to write "hell".
Wow, amazing!
Three families who don't see hell.
It's falling.
It's a serious peak.
It's a wave.
Mr. Ariyoshi, who has fallen millions of times and has no job due to popularity,
I don't want my beloved seniors to make the same mistake.
Tonight, I'm going to teach you how not to see hell!
I want to tell you what I've been practicing.
So I don't want you to see hell.
The first one is...
(laughs)
Repentance
That's what it is
I see
Isn't that one line not enough?
Is he stupid?
He's stupid
He didn't even say anything and just left
Let's go to the next one
I don't know what you are doing based on but I think you are arrogant
Arrogant?
That's not true
From my point of view, even in "downtown" it's only one scene
One scene?
That's a long time
"downtown" is a long time
Other than that, not even one scene has been shown yet
Not even one scene
He's a pioneer comedian
Other than "downtown" it's only "downtown"
Even though you are like that you are arrogant to the staff
So I will say it clearly today
All of you here are hated by the staff
You're kidding
I didn't mean it like that
I know you are saying it like that
Only "downtown" is shown
I asked if he is working and he said he doesn't work for "downtown"
There was a lot of tension and the staff called the nine of them "downtown thieves"
However, there was a reason for that
I asked why you said it like that and we took a questionnaire
We asked the staff for information on each show and various other stuff
- From other programs? - Yes, from other programs, from the radio, from places like that.
Ariyoshi-sensei conducted a secret survey before this lecture.
As a result, the situation was so serious that they could not fall into hell.
It's so corrupt.
There are some problems that have come up.
I'd like to announce some of them.
First of all, Miyasako...
He's been broadcasting "downtown" for a while now.
Is he a senior?
He's a senior.
Miyasako sent us this survey.
Miyasako says he doesn't want to be teased.
Miyasako says he won't say anything even if he makes a mistake.
What does this mean?
He's a great comedian, but he won't be teased.
He won't say anything.
Johnny Depp, who starred in "Tirates of Caribbean", as you know,
Miyasako says he won't say anything even if he makes a mistake.
This is bad.
This is embarrassing.
Are you sure you're recording this?
There's an internet shopping site called Amazon.
This is also recorded in the jungle.
Sensei, are you sure you're recording this?
Do you know this?
He makes a mistake and gets teased, but the staff can't point it out.
It's good to make a mistake.
You're stupid, but you're so arrogant.
You're so stupid, but you're so arrogant.
You're stupid, but you're so arrogant.
The staff will hate you.
I'm sorry for saying something so arrogant.
Next is Yamaguchi.
I've never seen this outline before, so I don't know what it is.
If you've never seen it, don't say it!
I've never seen it, but there's this thing called "gussanbean", right?
Yes, I've seen it.
And there's a complaint about it.
It's funny at first, but you always end up with bad jokes.
That's why you have to cut it in the middle.
I know you can't use it, but you're doing it, so I don't have the time to press record.
This is a big cut!
This is a problem.
Can you do it for me?
What's that last line about?
It's about Mr. Bean's *****, right?
I don't think it's that bad.
He's definitely sleeping with blue hair!
He's taking off his clothes.
He's taking it off!
He took it off!
He can't use it!
What's going to happen in editing?
I don't know!
Next, Amano.
I don't have one!
You're pretending to be a normal person, but you do have one.
You're wearing a big sunglass like you're lying and you don't know if you can laugh or not.
This has nothing to do with the show!
I want you not to shake the hearts of the staff.
I'm not shaking them!
What kind of sunglass is this?
What are you wearing?
It's Amano's image.
I'm trying not to show my face.
Sunglass like this.
You have a different image.
You're trying to make me laugh!
We're fine with it, but the staff is in trouble.
If you become an entertainer, you'll be able to endure it.
Even if you're rude, you have to do what suits you.
You can't shake the hearts of the staff.
You can keep your face down like you did today.
The staff will get used to it.
I'm sorry for shaking you with my sunglass.
I don't like it!
Mimura!
The male staff has a good reputation for being rude.
They don't like it.
Do you have anything like that?
For male staff, being an entertainer means that there are also female staff.
Some of them are female staff.
That's because of your voice.
When you put on the microphone, do you do anything like touching it?
I don't do anything like that, but I lick my whole body like I'm eating an okasca, so it makes me shudder.
That's a misunderstanding.
It makes you shudder?
It's because women are really hurt.
That's not true.
I also want to lick your wife's blood and body and touch it, but...
Don't say that!
When my wife greets me for the first time, she says, "I could see your chest."
Don't say that!
She's weird!
Matsumoto.
He's too particular about the dressing room.
He's too particular about the humidity.
There are four humidifiers in a small dressing room.
When you go to a meeting, there is a black shadow in the steam and you can't concentrate on the meeting.
Are you a meat bun?
Are you eating meat?
I'm not eating meat.
I'm worried about my throat.
How do you usually do it?
I do it like this.
You're a meat bun.
I only have one manager.
You're a meat bun.
I have a personal opinion.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Personal opinion?
I make everyone eat a lot, but I still have a bad feeling about this.
If you don't have that pure feeling about this, the staff won't like you.
I don't use four humidifiers.
Aren't you Torainman?
You're a steam man.
Sorry for being a meat bun.
I'm sorry for calling you too much. Also...
I'm sorry for being a meat bun.
And for Otohara...
He doesn't have any opinions about things he doesn't like.
He doesn't care about his existence.
He doesn't have anything he doesn't like, right?
Even during class, you caught my eye for the first time.
I'm sorry for not doing a lot of work.
Lastly, we have Hamada.
I don't want you guys to be surprised, but...
The staff doesn't have anything they don't like about Hamada.
I was quite surprised.
There's an overwhelming fear.
In the end, the staff can't call him.
When I left the classroom, all of the staff were like this.
A dictator! A dictator!
That's amazing.
It's like this all the time.
He's a dictator.
If he's like this, it's fine.
He won't let the staff complain.
Well, Hamada, you don't have to apologize for this.
It's fine, right?
Right?
It's fine, right?
The lecture to avoid hell is...
Even more intense from here!
The second stage.
The third stage.
Oh, really?
I've always wanted to be a teacher.
I can't be a teacher?
Is this okay?
Just leave it like this.
Forgive!
This is...
The staff are human beings, so of course they make mistakes.
Everyone's too hardworking.
They don't forgive even the smallest mistake of the staff.
I don't think that's okay.
I think we need to do some training to forgive.
Training?
Yes.
First of all, Hamada's face is scary.
His face is scary.
I don't think it's that scary.
It's scary.
What kind of person would make such a scary face?
It's really scary, isn't it?
It's scary.
Aren't you recording this?
His face is scary.
Why are you laughing?
It's uncomfortable and scary.
It's uncomfortable and scary!
Hamada's face is scary, so let's make it cute for him.
Is it okay?
Do it like a dog.
Make it cute.
It's definitely scary.
Make it cute.
It's scary. Look at his face.
It's not scary. Why are you laughing?
I'm always scared, too.
It's okay.
The comedian had a different luck at that time.
Good evening, everyone. I'm Hitoshi Matsumoto.
In the history of comedy that continues for decades,
for a comedian, there is a turning point in life in which there is now because there was that moment.
In my 27 years of acting career, when I was invited by Hamada, who was my classmate in elementary and middle school,
I've been living in the world of comedy for more than four and a half centuries.
Comedians - the moment when history moved.
Tonight, I'd like to introduce you to the moment in which history has moved for anyone who is active in the first round.
Stick your body out and laugh.
That's what people call the heroes who live to laugh by cutting off their own bodies.
Reaction comedian.
He has become an indispensable presence in TV programs, and there is still a man who continues to run at the top of his game.
Tetsuro Degawa.
The famous phrase that he says when he hits the jackpot.
This is bad, this is bad.
It is a phrase known as "Degawa's great master", but in fact, it was not Degawa himself who first spread it to the public.
Until the king of reaction entertainers climbed to that position, there was a harsh road unknown to the public.
Entertainer - At That Time History Moved
Tonight, we will introduce a passionate story of friendship between a man and another man hidden behind the world-famous "this is bad, this is bad" of Degawa Tetsurou.
Degawa Tetsurou is one of the reaction entertainers who go to get laughter with just one meme.
The phrase "this is bad, this is bad" should also be called "his great master".
Behind that phrase which spread widely to the public, there was a story of friendship unknown to any entertainer.
Entertainer - At That Time History Moved
Degawa Tetsurou, 45 years old.
Unbelievably, he was not originally a reaction entertainer, but was aiming to become an actor.
In 1985, Degawa graduated from Yokohama Broadcasting Film Specialist Academy, which employs many actors and film directors.
Then, in February 1987, along with "Ucchanranchanra", who was in the same generation as Degawa Tetsurou in order to make his dream of becoming an actor come true, Degawa Tetsurou and his troupe "Sharara" started working together.
At the time, Teruyoshi Uchimura was in charge of directing and scripting.
Degawa Tetsurou became the head of his own troupe and managed his own office as well as performing activities.
This was six years before "Yabaiyo! Yabaiyo!" spread all over the world.
One day, the troupe received heavy rain.
"Ucchanranchan" appeared in Fuji TV's late-night program "Joke Gahou", which introduced young musicians and comedians who were at the forefront of their time.
With this in mind, the two became very popular.
After that, the troupe "Sharara", in which the two appeared in, also began to receive a lot of attention.
And in April 1989, "Ucchanranchan", a variety show starring a troupe member, began.
At the time, Degawa, who was unknown, began walking down the path of becoming a reaction comedian.
Under such Degawa, there was work for a variety show.
The content of the show was for young comedians to mix with the general public and challenge triathlons.
On the day of filming...
At the scene, there was another comedian who ran out like Degawa.
Good morning! I'm Matsumura Kuriro. Nice to meet you!
I'm Matsumura Kurihiro.
At the time, they were in the same industry as entertainers and immediately went viral that night.
And Degawa is drawn to Matsumura's charm.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Matsumura, it's funny! More, more, more!
I'm not making rotten oranges!
I'm making humans!
But oh, my God! Oh, my God! That impersonation!
Oh, my God! Isn't it bad?
Oh, my God! It's too funny!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Degawa uses "oh, my God!" strangely.
Since then, Matsumura has been interested in Degawa.
Oh, my God!
Meanwhile, Degawa, who had little opportunity to interact with other entertainers until then,
was shocked by Matsumura's repeated impersonations of unfamiliar impersonations.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Is it like this?
Even when I really impersonated Matsumura, it looked like him.
I thought it was amazing.
I was really shocked.
It was a real culture shock.
I didn't know there were people like this.
It was the first night Degawa first met entertainer Matsumura Kunihiro.
It was three years before "oh, my God! Oh, my God!" spread around the world.
Degawa and Matsumura met as unknown entertainers.
As entertainers of the same background, they naturally grew closer.
Just like I was attracted to Hamada like a gorilla when I was young.
However, as their bond deepens, a desperate disparity is born between Degawa and Matsumura.
Comedians. At that time, history was changing.
At that time, the place where they lived was close.
Degawa and Matsumura, who were not famous as comedians,
acted together as long as they had time,
and became great friends who could talk about anything from silly stories to comedic theory.
It's good, but...
It's a bad omen, isn't it?
Idiot! Of course not!
It's terrible! It's terrible what you're doing!
In those days, the weather of a comedian's life comes to Matsumura.
What's with you, Takeshi, you bastard?
You're an idiot, you bastard!
With high-quality impersonations, attention began to gather from the industry,
and Matsumura appeared in each song's comedy show one after another.
In addition, Beat Takeshi himself liked it and appeared in popular programs such as "Oarai Ultra Quiz".
On the other hand, Degawa appeared in only two programs with Ucchan Nanchan.
In the program's game corner, Degawa was laughing his ass off,
but he was still an unknown comedian compared to Matsumura.
The gap between the two who were great friends began to widen.
It was a year before "oh no, oh no" spread around the world.
Although they were best friends, their fame as comedians was greatly affected.
Matsumura and Degawa are still best friends.
Degawa must have been happy about Matsumura's break, but at the same time, he must have had quite complicated feelings as an actor.
However, one day, while Degawa is still in an unfortunate situation, Matsumura will have a chance.
This will move Degawa's life greatly.
That was exactly the moment when an actor's history moved.
An actor's history moved at the same time.
Famous comedian Degawa Tetsuro and famous comedian Matsumura Kunihiro.
Although their work environments have changed, their relationship of playing together has not changed over time.
Wow... Wow...
Wow...
No, Matsumura-san, the show you did the other day was really interesting!
Yeah.
As expected of you, Matsumura-san.
I'm glad.
If you could say "wow" to Degawa-san, I'd be really happy.
No, you're interesting.
Yeah.
Wow...
Degawa, who has been watching Matsumura sell on his own TV a lot,
was envious of Matsumura and supported him as a great friend.
And while checking Matsumura's appearance on a show, he gave him advice.
One day, Matsumura was asked by a celebrity to appear in a TV show.
Degawa, who heard Matsumura's first-class chance, was as happy as if it were his own story.
On the day when Matsumura appeared with a smile on his face,
Degawa was cheering for his best friend's band at home alone.
It's my chance! Hang in there, Matsumura!
On September 13, 1993, the history of comedian Degawa has changed.
Matsumura, who was given a story by Tamori-san, continues to show off his special talents one after another.
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence!
Mobile...
It's not a joke!
The audience loved it.
And at the end of the show, Matsumura, who was given a story by Tamori-san...
Then do one last impersonation.
I'll do an impersonation of Mr. Tetsuro Degawa.
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
"What the hell are you doing, Macchan?" I really thought like that.
Until then, I was getting more and more applause and I was feeling good.
But why in the end, I don't know why, but I'm doing my impersonation. I really thought like that.
After all, the venue is open and of course, not everyone knows about me.
"What are you thinking about?" On the contrary, rather than being mysterious, it was enough to make me angry.
That night, Degawa calls Matsumura.
Why did you do my impersonation?! Even though it's a great opportunity, no one would know if you did my impersonation!
Then, after a while of silence, Matsumura said these words.
Degawa-san, my impersonation of you is perfect. All that's left is for you to sell well.
Until you sell well, I will continue doing your impersonation.
I will continue doing your impersonation.
While doing various impersonations, in the end I said "I will do your impersonation."
I didn't know the audience yet, but I thought it would be good if I continued doing it.
I got a lot of help from you, so I thought it would be good for you if I could do your impersonation.
He was very polite.
He was very noble.
He's that kind of person, but he said things like that.
If you sell well, I will continue doing your impersonation.
After that, he appeared in Beat Takeshi's Comedy Ultra Quiz.
He was trained in the unknown era, and he won the prize.
Thanks to this, Degawa was able to build up his confidence and position as a reaction entertainer.
As Degawa became more popular, he himself said "yabaiyo, yabaiyo" several times.
That phrase is still loved as Degawa Tetsuro's great name.
Celebrities support each other.
Celebrities who are famous support celebrities who are unknown.
"There is such a funny guy," they tell the world.
And celebrities who are unknown work hard to respond to their feelings.
Let's do our best together.
Let's not kick down our rivals, but let's be famous together.
Even now and in the past, celebrities support each other like that and face the rough wave of laughter.
I'm sorry.
Ariosh-sensei's lecture, so that the sensitive members don't go to hell even if they make mistakes.
MIM's lecture, to teach Hamada how to forgive.
MIM's lecture, to teach Hamada how to forgive Hamada's face.
I'm scared. Look at my face.
It's not scary. You don't have to laugh.
I'm scared all the time, too.
Just a little bit, though.
That's right.
If we don't create laughter here...
If we don't do anything stupid...
It'll only get worse.
As a result of carefully scribbling to make his face look funny...
Hama-san, you're in a bad mood.
What happened to Hamada's face?
How is it?
Let's show it to everyone.
Hamada, look.
Everyone, show it to us.
It's scary, isn't it?
Mim-sensei, you're so kind.
Now, Hamada, forgive MIM.
Forgive him.
Did you make a mistake?
Now, Inukkol's turn.
Otake.
You're too strict about making people laugh.
That's right.
But you're good at it.
It's like you don't compromise.
But you'll get mad at the staff's mistake, right?
No, I won't.
Try doing this.
The legendary...
The legendary Otake Dance.
I've done it before.
The ultimate punishment game.
It was at the Otoshi-dama Bingo competition that aired the other day.
It was Otake who won this huge gum patch with bingo.
Stop it!
He couldn't react at all.
It doesn't hurt at all!
When you did it last time, didn't the staff tell you to do it again and again?
I didn't say it!
You complained about it?
No, no, it's scary!
But it's like...
It's scary!
It's like you're doing a live broadcast!
It's scary for the second time!
It's like you're doing a live broadcast!
Do you know how to break it?
I know how to break it!
Wow, this is amazing!
Staff, believe in us!
Are you okay?
Staff, believe in us!
Let's do it like this!
Wow, I'm excited!
The ocean...
How was it?
It's the same sound!
It doesn't hurt at all!
Staff, do you want me to do it again?
Yes, sure!
I really don't know what you're trying to do!
You should know what you're trying to do!
Don't complain!
You only show your small nerves!
Don't say you don't know what you're trying to do!
Smile and forgive me!
Miyasako, you're strict with the staff too, even though you're an idiot!
No matter what happens, you have to forgive!
Please look at this!
It's a video!
Miyasako, do you want this in your bag?
Yes, I'll take it!
Let's look at what's in your bag!
Stop it!
I forgive you!
What is this? What are you doing?
Are those glasses?
These are glasses, right?
These are expensive!
Then let's do that!
These are expensive!
What do you mean?
Please!
No!
Let's give it up!
In order for Miyasako to forgive Miyasako, the staff begins to repair the glasses!
Where are you going?
I don't know where I am!
What are you doing?
It's over!
I'm sorry, but I don't understand what you're doing!
Why do you keep doing nothing?
It's over!
It's a little weird!
Sometimes I forgive bad staff like this!
You forgive bad staff like this!
That's right!
Sometimes I want to make fun of them!
Sometimes I'm too excited about it, but I forgive it!
It's hot!
Do you want some rice?
It's salty!
It's like shrimp noodles!
They've had valuable experiences, and they've forgiven bad staff like this!
From here, what Ariyoshi sensei wanted to do the most begins!
And finally...
Finally, kindness!
I see.
In order for you to be kind, you need a smile.
Even though you're working as a comedian, you haven't been able to show a smile recently, right?
You haven't been able to show a smile recently, right?
There are smiles like you're grinning or frowning, but you haven't been able to show a smile from your heart.
Sensei, you're thinking too much!
When I see you sing "Transportation Boys Choir", you really sing with a smile from your heart, right?
You're lying!
You're making me do that!
From now on, you'll sing "White Clouds Like Clouds"
I've already divided up the parts.
I don't know much about it...
Don't say things you don't know!
It's a shame that you don't know!
In order to have a kind heart without self- interest, it's best to sing this song with a smile.
I think you know most of it.
Ootakeyama's "Matsumoto", "Udo", "Yamaguchi", "Hamada", "Miyasako", "Mimura" and "Atokoko".
And I'll sing "Atozei".
Sensei, I'm not the only one.
Then I'll try my best here.
You can't say that about me!
In order to have a kind heart without self- interest, it's best to sing this song with a smile.
Let's sing it first.
Ootakeyama's "Matsumoto", "Udo", "Yamaguchi", "Hamada", "Miyasako", "Mimura" and "Atokoko".
As you walk away, I stare at the clouds.
As if you're telling me that we're weak.
But I don't know the lyrics!
Close your eyes for now.
Why don't you know the lyrics?
But I know the chorus.
The unseen...
Okay, sing along.
The unseen...
Future...
Smile!
In order to have a kind smile back, Ariochi-sensei makes his heart into a demon.
Spread your wings...
It's over!
Everyone, look at Hamada.
Are you going to draw that?
Even the setting sun that sank into your eyes...
And like this, the harsh lesson is over.
Okay, it's okay now, right?
There's a set over there for the actual performance, so we'll all move over there.
In the same situation as in the promotional video, the best kind smile is born.
Aiming for this expression.
Now, let's go to the actual performance!
We Are
Looking at the distant clouds
"It's like us, isn't it?" you whisper
Dreaming of an invisible future
Collecting coins in your pocket
Let's go as far as we can
You whisper
Spreading an invisible map
Even those tears that spilled because of frustration
Even the sunset that sank into your eyes
When you close your eyes, it's a shining treasure
We'll be blown away by the wind
Now, our footsteps will be blown away by the wind
And we'll walk on like white clouds
What's up with this guy?
He's still in there.
What was his name again? Kazufuita, wasn't it?
Kazufuita.
Why didn't you hit me?
Why?
Why didn't you hit me?
Is it over?
Why are you making up memories?
What's up with you?
No, it's not like that.
I'm sorry.
Really?
No, I'm glad.
No, on the contrary, I'm glad.
What's up with you?
He's lying.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm Nikuman.