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Blinkard!
Everyone, thank you for coming today!
I don't know if it's "thank you" or "welcome" but we're here because we were told to come.
Why did you suddenly come out like this?
This is the last job of the year.
What is it? This is the last job of the year and you're being like this?
What is it?
Brother, what kind of crumbs are you eating?
What kind of crumbs are you eating?
It's from last night.
It's the last job of the year and you're saying dirty jokes?
It's not dirty jokes! It's from last night's custom.
That's right!
Today, we've prepared Matsumoto-san's favorite item!
What is it?
I think you all like it too but...
What is it?
We've prepared an elevator for you!
This is a project where young comedians who want to show their jokes to Matsumoto-san will choose a building and show their jokes!
From the elevator opening to Matsumoto-san closing the door, it's a win in a short period of time!
Today's comedians' elevator is...
It's the 3rd floor!
It's called "TBS Tower"!
A certain tower?
Yes!
It's not just ordinary comedians but also comedians who are good at their own jokes!
This time, comedians who have confidence in their own jokes have gathered!
Then, what is Mimura-san's most common joke?
I'm glad!
It's good that you all came together!
At the end of the year...
What was your most common joke?
Mine is...
The school is a tower!
What is Mimura's most common joke?
At school...
Yes...
At school...
Yes...
On the desk...
Yes...
It's too sudden!
I grabbed it by mistake!
It's too sudden!
Let's go now!
I'm sorry!
Alright, please get on this elevator!
Today is big!
And here we have instructions for each floor up to the 14th floor.
Oh, there are so many different floors.
While various worlds of various themes are lined up, the first thing that grabs the hearts of the members is...
Is there a floor you're interested in?
Well...
The 18th floor.
Oh, the 17th floor.
I want a punch.
Would you like to take a look?
Let's go to the 17th and 18th floors.
Well...
I guess there's a little bit of eros in there.
Yeah, I guess so.
What is the 18th and 17th floors?
Oh, that's right.
We're here.
Oh, it's here!
I'm Shigin Shihandai Kimura.
And now...
I'm going to use Shigin Shihandai Kimura as a middle-aged man.
Middle-aged man?
Here we go!
Hurry up and be alone. I want to be alone.
Before I go out, my hair is messy.
I'm pretty angry!
I think there is.
This is...
It's a little funny.
It's funny.
Maybe we can go to the 10th floor again.
Let's go to the 10th floor.
With a stable and exquisite line, they grasped the members' hearts.
Now, which floor should we go to next?
Where should we go?
The 6th floor.
The 6th floor?
Kabuki Hall has a 3-story Kabuki hall.
It smells a little like Kabuki Hall.
I want to clean it up.
It's like that.
With great anxiety, they went to the Kabuki Hall floor.
I've never been to a Kabuki hall, so I don't know.
I don't know.
Hello, I'm Ebizo Ichikawa.
Today, I'm going to ride your car and talk about Kabuki.
Please listen to Kabuki.
I want to tell you what Kabuki is like.
Everyone wants to know what Kabuki is like, right?
I want to tell you what Kabuki is like.
Everyone wants to know what Kabuki is like, right?
Don't wait up for me like this
Cha-cha-cha-cha-yo
I wanna dance with you
Cha-cha-cha-cha-yo
Dance with me
Cha-cha-cha-cha-yo
I wanna dance with you
Cha-cha-cha-cha-yo
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
He's not like that as a creature.
I'm going to think about it and use it.
Kabuki wasn't like that.
Hey, where are you going, Mimura-kun?
You know, I...
What is it?
I'm interested in water circles.
Oh, I'm curious about that, too.
What do you mean by water circles?
What kind of water circles are there?
Cha-cha-cha-cha-yo
There are water circles in the bathroom, right?
Turn up the tension!
Cha-cha-cha-cha-yo
Winter bathroom!
Let's go to the bathroom!
What is it?
Are you going to do it, too?
Are you always like this?
You want to be on TV, don't you?
What are you talking about?
He just wanted to be on TV.
Shall we go to a hard place?
Let's go to a hard place.
Let's go to a hard place!
Let's go to a hard place.
I'll start.
Take a seat! Take a seat! Take a seat!
Say hello! Stand up!
Take a seat! Take a seat! Say hello!
Stand up! Take a seat!
I lost four seconds.
Give me back my watch!
I don't have time for that!
Forty seconds is not enough!
X plus Y equals twenty-six.
X is four.
X is...
No problem!
X is fourteen.
Is X okay?
It's easy!
Anyone can solve it!
It's easy!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Professor, you bastard!
I don't know if it's okay or not.
Yes, it is okay.
It's called X.
X is...
X is an old word.
When you say "there", you mean "there is".
13th floor, "there is a staircase".
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry.
13th floor, "there is a staircase".
What is the entertainer who performs "there is a staircase" in bad weather?
I'm Inagawa Junji.
That is...
"Unforgettable September One Day".
You often hear this phrase in my stories, don't you?
But it's a little funny.
Why is it funny?
"Unforgettable One Day" is...
...mostly...
forgotten.
That's my personality, isn't it?
I often use my old-fashioned face.
In a hotel room where only I stay,
I'm usually passed by a low-key Japanese chair.
I'm worried about it, but I'm still worried about it.
I'm like "suda" and "tsuda".
Most of the time...
I'm like "suda" and "tsuda".
That's funny.
That's an impersonation.
It's more of an Inagawa Junji impersonation than a common conversation.
It seems like you can move.
Can you swim?
I can swim.
Let's move on to the 14th floor, the common swimming floor.
Next up is "common swimming".
What kind of "common" will come out?
I'm tired of waiting.
Pi...
Yo...
Bang! Hi, I'm Don Keaton!
It's started! Keaton's sleeping alert!
It's started!
Let's get started. First of all, this.
Children bite a beatbox right away.
I'm already angry.
Beatbox?
Let's go next.
Next, this.
Ta-dah!
When you're in middle school, you're interested in this kind of hair.
As expected, with this kind of hair, you can't help but...
Ah, excuse me, excuse me.
As expected, with this kind of hair, you can't help but...
Puberty.
It's like puberty, isn't it?
Let's go to the next one.
Rather than high-definition high-leg cut high- heeled swimsuits,
a laser racer is more attractive.
What is it?
Is it a fit?
What is it?
What are you doing?
What is it?
From the beginning, it was more...
Wow, you're doing something.
I felt a little technique.
It's a little popular.
But it's not good.
It's like a racing goat.
I thought it was a high-definition story,
but it was a very popular high-legged swimsuit.
Can I say it directly?
Yes, if you say it directly...
It's like a king.
Let's go.
Let's go to the 18th floor, which is said to be like a king.
It's like a king who can go up to the top floor.
The identity of the king, who is also the owner of this tower, will be revealed.
I'm tired.
It's annoying.
When I happened to meet a woman trying to enter the fitting room in a clothing store,
and when she closed the curtain of the fitting room,
it's annoying.
I don't want to see it.
It's the worst.
I don't want to see it.
I feel like I've become a fossil's shell.
It's annoying.
When I was shopping at the supermarket,
there was a song playing on the wire.
Oh, I like this song.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Oh, it's about time for the rust.
Contact me.
That song.
It's annoying.
Oh, oh, I'll take that train.
I'll take that train.
I tried my best and barely got on the Yamate Line,
but it was a dead end.
Whatever it is, there's nothing ahead of me.
There's nothing ahead of me.
That was surprisingly strong of you.
As expected of the king.
He was the king.
He was the king of certain levels.
I see.
The king is weak.
The king of certain levels has shown his impressive quality.
Since we're up here,
I'm sorry, but let's go up to level 17.
Yes, that's right.
Level 17.
I'm so mad!
Tenshin Kimura has just shown us 18 things that everyone agrees with.
What will he show us this time?
What kind of announcement will he make?
Oh, it's relaxing.
I'm Kimura of the stock market.
I, Tenshin Kimura of the stock market, would like to show you some things that you can find in love hotels.
Here we go!
I change the lights and other things.
I do my best to make it look good.
But the slot machine is too bright!
I think you can find it.
It's not a limited edition, though.
It's mine.
I think you can find it.
It's mine, too.
But you can't find it.
You can find it here.
You can't find it.
After this, he will show us some things that you can find in love hotels.
I'm so mad!
They are a comedy duo who have spent most of their lives together.
They spend more time together than a married couple.
There are a lot of things that they can't say even if they want to.
Tonight, we will explode with things that they can't say even if they want to!
It's the second episode.
Yes, it's too busy.
It's too busy.
Everyone, please change your clothes, too.
Your clothes were good, too.
This time, too, the entertainers will announce their anger towards their partners.
The entertainers will decide whether their dissatisfaction is guilty or not.
If the guilty party exceeds the majority, the partner's dissatisfaction will be forcibly banned from now on.
First of all, I will say my dissatisfaction.
Who?
Mimura!
Yes!
Mimura-san!
Now, Otake! Just like me last time!
Kamata! Is this Otake?
No, I'm pretty tired.
No, there are so many things hidden in my heart!
I have a lot of them, too!
Shut up!
Huh?
You know, there are days when I'm not feeling well.
That's true.
In the morning, everyone says to their managers, "My head hurts!"
And then, the answer I heard at the store was "Me too" and it kept coming up!
And the "My head hurts" story ended there.
I told my manager, "Is there any medicine or something like that in the hospital?" and he said, "My head hurts!"
My head hurts!
And in the end, "My head hurts!" started disappearing from everyone's heads!
This happens a lot!
I wonder why it's so common.
"I have a stomachache" and "I have diarrhea" as well.
"I have diarrhea today" "Me too!"
I don't know...
That man...
He has a really bad attitude.
"My stomach hurts" and "My head hurts"
And it seems like he loves medicine.
He gets it right away from his manager.
But anyway, he has diarrhea for a whole year.
And then, "Stopper"
The way he gets it is "stopper", which is medicine.
Stopper!
His attitude is a little weird.
No, no, no!
What kind of attitude is that?
Normally...
Stopper!
Why is it like that?
I was trying to make it funny!
It's not like that!
I was trying to make it funny!
No, I was thinking about it!
Okay, everyone!
"Stopper" is more common!
It's not like that!
"Stopper" gets mad at "Stopper" for having a bad attitude.
But "Stopper" gets mad at "Stopper" for having diarrhea for a whole year!
The one who gets mad the most is...
"Stopper" for always having diarrhea!
I've never told you this, but I've been keeping it in my heart.
It's my first time saying it today, but...
What is it?
"Stopper" in "Stopper" is small.
It's about four feet!
It's a small character.
And "Stopper" usually...
This is also arrogant, but...
He usually throws a long chair.
Just a little bit of hair removal.
Just a little bit?
His hair is messed up.
To fix it...
There's a little bit of hair removal.
Hair removal.
He's quiet.
He puts on his hair dryer.
He puts on his hot hair dryer.
He puts it on his right cheek.
For five years...
I only have one chair.
I can't even move.
I want you to notice me.
From a distance...
Come here.
I'm doing my hair dryer here.
I'm doing it here.
You can't do it like that.
You have to notice me.
How do you feel about this?
It's my first time here.
I'm shocked.
Now, the dryer's wind.
Is it good or bad?
Judge!
Go ahead!
He doesn't even think about it.
That's right.
Okay!
What should we do?
It's narrow here.
We should change our team.
That's right.
We should change our team name.
What's wrong with you?
You've been deceiving me for five years, but you're always alone.
What's wrong with you?
You're always alone.
That's right.
You're always sitting in the back of the camera.
Sometimes I feel nervous when I'm sitting in the back of the camera.
Today, you're not in the camera. I'm glad.
Why did you say that?
So, Otake is guilty.
When you use a hair dryer, be careful of where Himura sits.
Next, let's welcome Himura and Sitara!
Let's welcome Himura and Sitara!
I'm jealous of them.
The duo was formed in 2016.
What does Sitara have against Himura?
Well, Himura is said to have a bad personality.
But what I'm most satisfied with is his personality as a person.
For example, in the dressing room, there are about two mattresses in the tatami room.
But when I go in first, I sit on two mattresses in a row.
Even if I say it later, I don't do it.
In the past, I didn't realize it and did it naturally.
That's no good.
In the past, when I came to my house and made jokes, I lent him a hoodie.
I lent it to him.
Of course, I thought he would return it, but no matter how many days passed, he didn't return it.
It's annoying for me to say it myself, so I thought I'd shut up and wait for him to return it.
I see. I understand.
One day, it just came and went like that.
I was so angry! "That's mine!" I said.
"Oh, is that so?" I said.
He just naturally does it like that.
Calipaco.
I don't know about this...
You're not protesting at all.
I don't protest at all.
Then I'll protest.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Go ahead.
As for the parka, I don't think it's 100% me.
As for the zabton...
I've told him many times.
When I sit like this, my back hurts more and more.
It's okay, isn't it?
The zabton's nervous system is probably self- judgment.
It's not like you go to the hospital and get diagnosed.
I didn't say it clearly, but...
I didn't say it clearly, but it's not like you go to the hospital and get diagnosed.
Maybe my back hurts a little.
Then what did you say?
About that?
I didn't say my back hurts a little.
Is it that bad?
Hitara is angry at Himura's bad behavior as a human being.
And Hitara's anger explodes even though Himura is a bad human being.
The one who's most angry is...
Yes, it's this one.
Of course!
He's been smoking a lot lately.
It's amazing. He's been smoking a lot lately.
It's okay for me to say it.
We both smoke cigarettes.
We smoke cigarettes in the music room.
And we smoke cocaine.
There's a lot of things we don't care about.
I see.
And I'm a little louder than Himura.
And I was about to quit smoking, but when I grabbed it, the filter was wet.
It was so wet that it was about to collapse.
I'm sorry.
It's wet here, too.
It's wet.
That's what I'm angry about.
That's why you should quit smoking.
That's right.
This is hard.
It's good that it's rainy.
It's wet.
I'm a person who can't smoke unless I have a drink when I smoke.
Is that what you're saying?
That's what I'm saying.
I'm that kind of person.
That's what you're saying!
What are you saying?
You can't smoke and drink.
I can't.
You can light a lighter or something like that.
I can't.
I don't know how to do it.
He's putting out a fire.
You're the one who put out the fire.
You don't have any right to say that about smoking.
I do have a right to say that.
Why do you have a right to say that?
I'm sorry.
Is that so?
I don't quit smoking.
I've quit hundreds of your cigarettes.
You're making me look bad.
I'm going to quit smoking.
Let's start the judgment, everyone.
Is he guilty or not? Judgment, please!
(Laughter)
Himura is forgiven!
What should we do?
Don't smoke dirty stuff?
Yes, I don't like dirty stuff.
What should we do?
Some say they'll quit smoking.
That's impossible.
What should we do?
We can't smoke dirty stuff anymore.
You mean you'll definitely clean it up?
Let's cut the pipe.
(Laughter)
So, Himura is forgiven!
Don't say "impossible" all the time.
Make an effort not to smoke dirty stuff!
The next one is...
Oh!
Udo-chan!
(Cheering)
Udo-chan!
What? I've never been told that before.
What are you doing, Udo-chan?
(Laughter)
Oh, it's about here.
No, it's not about you at all.
I've never been told that before.
I see.
I've never heard of it before.
Udo-chan, you're saying it for the first time.
For the first time.
For example, how would you say it?
Amano-kun, I'm sorry, but I'll say it.
(Laughter)
I'm scared.
(Laughter)
I'm scared.
I'm excited.
Udo-chan, you've been together for 18 years.
Do you usually make Amano-kun's love, Udo, explode with anger?
I want to say it!
Udo-chan!
What are you trying to say?
I'm worried about you!
(Laughter)
What's wrong with you?
What I want to say about Amano-kun is that I'm worried about you!
(Laughter)
Udo-chan, what's wrong with you?
What is it?
Amano-kun always wears a belt.
Oh, you do.
When he wears a belt...
You all have belts, right?
Yes.
Amano-kun is always like this.
(Laughter)
I can't wear it.
This...
(Laughter)
You don't care!
No, no, no!
(Laughter)
This is good!
Even if it doesn't go through here, I'll forgive you!
Don't put it in here, in front of you!
Spend more than half a day in this state!
(Laughter)
If you can't put it in here, I think you can't help it.
If you can't forgive it, don't put it in here either!
(Laughter)
With this, what's going to happen?
With this...
Put it in here, in front of you!
This belt... This...
No, no, no!
This role...
It would be nice if it was here, but it's not here!
Why?
Why is it not here?
Your own... Your own gaze...
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?
Are you talking about something?
(Laughter)
Why are you doing this?
It's a mess, right?
It doesn't matter to me.
I see.
I don't care about my shoes.
If you want to fix it, you should tie up your strings.
If you want to tie up your strings, you should tie up your strings.
I always tie up my strings like this.
If I were you, I would tie up my strings like this.
Stringing up like this and walking forward and standing like this.
Standing up and apologizing.
You should walk like this.
Like this.
I want to walk like this.
You should walk like this.
And you should walk for half a day.
Half a day.
I sometimes walk like this and say "get off of me."
"Oh!" and I can untie my strings again like this.
Again Noah's face which is not even 5 months old
This is good! This is good!
This is everything!
They do this!
This tongue!
This is the inner ear!
This is the ear canal!
This is that!
This is the life of the manufacturer!
The brand!
They put it in here!
This part is creepy and they do this!
They peel it off and then cut it into three pieces!
What are you doing?
That's enough!
Alright, let's see if it's true or not.
This is difficult.
Judge, please!
This isn't that bad.
Oh, this is it!
This is it!
Amano!
Shut up!
It's Udo.
Oh, it's Udo.
Udo's excitement is empty, and Amano is quiet.
From now on, Amano and Nabe will be more and more quiet.
Sorry, I'm quiet now.
What? How?
I've never said that.
Some celebrities have chosen TBS.
There are still many celebrities who have chosen TBS.
Let's see just one story.
Judge, please!
Let's go to the TBS floor, where we couldn't wait for the story to begin.
Huh?
Toilet in winter!
Okay, let's go to the toilet!
Heave-ho!
I thought I'd sit down, but the toilet seat is cold!
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
What if...
As expected, he just wanted to say "beep"!
Let's go to the nightmare floor!
Okay!
Let's look forward to it!
Next up is the nightmare floor, which is their first visit!
I'm scared...
I'm scared of the convenience store...
I'm scared of the Yankees gambling in front of the store...
I'm scared of the garbage can that's full of garbage and I can't throw it away...
This old man works day and night!
Good morning.
Well, it's not bad.
And you shaved too much.
I said "old man", but you said "old man" instead of "old man".
Atsumi was more interested in his own way of shaving.
Can you control your vision?
Is there a Kabuki?
There is a possibility of doing a story, but let's see it first.
A moment ago, he decided that there is no Kabuki, but with a little hope, he visits again.
Is there a Kabuki?
Hello, I'm Ebizo Ichikawa.
Today, I'm going to ride on Akemi Ishii's Cha-Cha- Cha and sing "Kabuki aru aru".
I want to do my best.
Kabuki aru aru, I want to teach you.
Kabuki aru aru, it's important to practice.
Kabuki aru aru, I want to say it quickly.
Kabuki aru aru, it's important to practice.
Kabuki aru aru, I want to teach you.
Kabuki aru aru, I want to say it quickly.
Kabuki aru aru, it's important to practice.
What is "men's men's habits"?
I'm sure I'm going to betray you.
I'm scared.
Oh, I dropped it.
Get off!
What are you saying?
I'll tell you "men's men's habits".
Stera,tera,tera...
Men eat bread, scrambled eggs and Jack Daniel's for breakfast, don't they?
Stera,tera,tera...
Men don't eat scrambled eggs!
What's with that rhythm machine?
It's not manly at all.
What are you talking about?
Stera,tera,tera...
What do you mean?
Men's men's habits are not manly at all.
What's next?
Seven times.
Until morning.
Is it always like this?
What is "men's men's habits" that you can't imagine at all?
What is it?
There is live TV until morning.
There is a quarrel called "men's men's habits", but the host, Soichiro Tara, doesn't admit mistakes until the end.
I'm Tara. Nice to meet you.
A chaotic parliament.
I'd like to ask you about it.
What do you think, Mr. Kan?
Certainly, the current parliament is in trouble.
However, each politician must be firm.
Are you sure, Mr. Kan?
Wait a minute.
I'm not Soichiro Tara anymore.
I didn't mean it like that.
You're wrong now.
What are you talking about?
You misunderstood me, Mr. Kan.
It's delicious!
It's a well-made story.
I didn't expect you to say that.
You're a little older than me.
You're older than me.
"I have nightmares" was a story completed by veteran Ketahazure.
I'm sorry.
Let's go to the airport.
I'm sorry.
I'll go to the convenience store.
I have nightmares.
What kind of dream will you show me this time?
It's a convenience store.
Come to the convenience store.
I don't have a good rice ball anymore!
"There are nightmares" is a story completed by veteran Ketahazure.
Do you want me to go to the king's room?
"There are nightmares" is a story completed by veteran Ketahazure.
Do you want me to go to the king's room?
King!
Let's go to the king's room.
Here, they go back to their usual king's room.
There's no use in going any further.
Why are you in such a hurry?
I'm disappointed.
I got you the soccer ball you wanted, but it wasn't leather.
It was a rubber soccer ball.
A rubber soccer ball...
When you kick it, it makes a "tein, tein" sound, doesn't it?
tein, tein
You don't like it, do you?
Also, what annoys me is...
When I was a child, when I took a bath with my parents, they made me do it.
It was so boring.
I was like "what is this?"
It was so boring.
It was so boring when I realized that dogs can't ride.
I want to ride a dog once and challenge it.
As expected of you.
I used to do that.
How about one more?
Yes, one more.
I want to make sure if Kabuki is correct or not.
Is there another Kabuki?
Let's call him.
Hello, I'm Silverwolf.
What? It's not Kabuki.
I was raised by wolves.
I want to call animals that are afraid of extinction.
Here we go.
Si-van.
Si-van and Ga-han are said to have more ideas than we do.
You look like an angel.
Music, start!
You look like an angel.
Music, start!
Red.
Red?
Red.
Which one is red?
Maybe yellow.
Blue.
Maybe yellow.
You're doing a lot of things.
Hey, you!
Hey!
What are you doing?
You're messing up the words.
You're like a gorilla.
Which one is red?
Red.
Red, red, let's go!
The bentos sold in the Kabuki theater are a little expensive, but you end up buying them, don't you?
This is...
This is amazing.
This is...
This was supposed to be the last one, but Matsumoto decided that he couldn't end it with this RG.
Should we end it with a sense of stability?
If it's a sense of stability, it'll be 17.
17, look!
Look in the back!
To end it with a smile, he went to the 18th floor.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5...
I'll recite it!
♪ Trying to do things differently than usual ♪
♪ Trying to blame words when you're not used to it ♪
♪ I'll say the same line four times! ♪
- Great! - Wonderful!
- This is interesting in many ways. - I said it four times.
- I can't say it to you, but I'll say it to you. - It happens.
- It's common. - It happens.
- I'll say it right now. - Right now?
- It's a shame. - It's a shame.
The last item of this project is...
It's a real man's poster!
- Why is it like that? - I can't even look at it.
- It's still a regular poster, but it's a real man's poster. - A real man's poster?
You two are fat guys.
I really want to end it like this, but can I say it only ten times?
Understood. Ten times.
You're a manly man.
I really want to end it like this.
It's already over.
He thinks it's over.
You're a good guy, Tsuri-chan.
After a while, fun things happen.
This time for sure, it's the last one!
Getter!
Getter! Getter! Getter!
When a man makes a phone call with his heart,
he makes a call with the telepathy of Yukio Mishima!
Getter! Getter! Getter!
Getter! Getter!
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