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*outro*
If you're a god, it's one million yen!
Godly skills.
It's the work of a professional who, while human, has stepped into the realm of gods.
There, in the world of games, men who are closest to gods will challenge.
Moreover, if you can clear it in one shot, it's one million yen!
Men chosen by the laughing gods, show us a miracle!
If you can do godly skills, it's one million yen!
Godly skills are written as "godly skills".
There's no way we can do that.
But everyone, aren't you the gods of games?
However, this show doesn't have one million yen!
No, no, no.
This time, we've prepared it for you.
It's a real song.
Here, look at this.
It's a real song that's been used a lot in this show.
Wow, Nii-san, you can bring as many as you like.
You can bring as many as you like in a DVD.
This time, three of these nine will challenge one godly skill.
If one of them succeeds, it's one million yen!
Then, let's look at the godly skill that will be challenged first.
It's this one!
Now, here it is.
The first thing that came into Fujiyama is a shower car.
We've prepared...
One table and a dinner set.
Well, there's one glass on the table.
Everyone, what you should pay attention to is...
This one.
The bucket part of the shower car has a wine bottle.
Using this shower car, pour the wine into the glass.
This is the godly skill.
The first thing that will be challenged is...
The godly skill of pouring wine into the glass in the shower car.
How will they do it?
Now, god, please.
I'm nervous.
Now, drink it.
Now, here it is.
Oh, nice!
Slowly...
The wine is poured into the glass.
This is the godly skill.
This is the godly domain.
The wine is slowly poured into the glass.
This is the godly skill!
The wine is slowly poured into the glass.
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
Wonderful!
Wow!
Is it possible to trick people like this?
Wow!
Without spilling a drop of wine,
the godly touch pours into the glass.
When the wine touches the god's hand,
even a chauvelier becomes a sommelier.
The god who showed us this technique is the chauvelier of 25 years, the mage of levers, Wachi Hiroyuki-san.
Can I get some tips and tricks?
First of all, move both levers at the same time and move the glass smoothly.
The chauvelier uses two levers to control.
Use the right lever to operate the up and down movement of the tip and the overall up and down movement.
Use the left lever to operate the left and right turning and the front and back movement of the tip.
Who will challenge this technique?
The three representatives will be decided by a talk show.
What should we do?
Let's really go for it.
Anyway, Iwao, go home for a while.
Can't we just watch it?
In this world, there is no up or down.
First of all, go home.
Is there a chance of going back?
No, I don't know.
What should we do?
I've touched it before.
What?
If I win the first one, I'll definitely win.
Can I do it?
Since he is a chauvelier, he will win the first one.
I'm really interested in it.
I'm really going to get a license.
I've never moved it.
It's like a radio control.
I don't have a basis for it, but can you do it for me?
What are you talking about?
It's a good game.
I want to do it for a while.
All right.
The three representatives will challenge this technique.
Who will the chauvelier's goddess smile at?
First of all, Ootake will challenge it.
Before they challenge it with a one-shot game, they will learn the basic operation of the chauvelier.
It's slow.
It's fast.
I'm scared.
Hurry up.
It's so hot.
Otake is controlling the stage.
Can the experienced do it?
If this is real life, the third party can't avoid it.
Otake.
Let's go.
Please.
You want to go, don't you?
It's good.
You can do it.
You're strong.
Get closer.
Not the wrist.
The upper one.
You can't bend your elbow.
The overall one.
You can't bend your elbow.
Get down.
The overall one.
You can't bend your elbow.
The overall one.
You can't bend your elbow.
Elbow. Elbow.
You can't bend your elbow.
Otake has learned how to move.
He is getting closer to the glass.
A little more.
Stop it.
You can do it.
Get up.
You can do it.
A little more.
I'll be told.
You can do it.
Why?
Bend your elbow a little.
You can do it.
Slowly.
You can do it.
Go.
You can do it.
You can do it!
A little more!
You can do it!
A little more!
No!
It went in!
He poured wine into the glass and thought he was one step closer to God.
After that, he spilled it all over the table and failed the challenge.
If I were a hotel boy, I'd be pissed off.
I see.
The second challenger is Koumoto, who is good at crane games and is full of confidence.
Will his sense of accomplishment in the game be enough for the shovel car?
It's not moving at all!
The other way!
Left, left, left!
Lift it up!
That's it, that's it!
Lift it up!
Bend your elbow!
My elbow is bent!
No, bend your elbow!
That's it, that's it!
Before the first shovel car, Koumoto, who is easy to understand, is also provoked by the members.
Can I lower it now?
Lower it, lower it, lower it!
Bend your elbow and lower it!
This is how you do it!
That's it, that's it!
Koumoto!
That's it, that's it!
Bend your elbow!
Before the first shovel car, Koumoto, who is easy to understand, is also provoked by the members.
Go! Go! Go!
That's it, that's it!
What a miracle! He stopped it with barely enough glass!
He thought it was a trick, but...
At the next moment...
Lower it, lower it, lower it!
Like with otake, as soon as you pour it into the glass, you spill the wine. Failure!
The last challenger, Rinkan's Gaten-type Yamaguchi, will show us something different from his practice!
Ah! Not at all!
You can kick it, can't you?
It's smooth, the movement.
That's right.
I see.
You're kind of erotic!
The way you touch it is erotic!
You're funny!
You're kind of erotic!
Yamaguchi's gentle lever-touch makes you feel like you're talking to a woman.
I'm counting on you!
Yes!
Slowly, slowly.
You can do it, you can definitely do it.
Slowly!
It depends on how delicate you are.
You can do it!
The delicacy of the instrument...
Oh!
You can do it!
This feels like a success like God's!
Okay, you can drop it just a little bit.
Just drop it a little bit, and you put it together...
Did you hear me?!
Didn't you hear me?
Do you già die?!
I didn't do anything, really!
Like this.
Does this elbows work?
Put your elbow on the other side like this.
Are you listening?
Put your elbow on the other side like this.
What's with that face, Harada?
Do it properly!
It seems like he's reached a desperate situation.
After this, he finally approaches God!
That's right! That's right!
That's it! That's it!
Can you do it?
A little higher. A little higher.
Put your elbow on the other side like this.
That's it! That's it!
Put your elbow on the other side like this.
Harada, you can do it!
There's more to go!
Put it further up.
That's really dangerous.
Put your elbow on the other side like this.
In front of you!
Yeah!
That's it! That's it!
(they're winning!)
- Fists! Fists! - You've got this!
It's stuck!
Short but tight!
Pull up! Pull up!
- He ran away! He was catching up! - Time's up!
- He ran away! He was catching up! - Time's up! He was catching up!
What? What? What?
Is this necessary?
Is this necessary at a time like this?
What is this?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Who are you using that for?
This is OK, right?
Yamaguchi's play was also wonderful, but it was too easy for him to call himself a god.
Unfortunately, all of Shobelcar's godly challenges failed.
And now, let's move on to the second stage of godly moves.
The godly move you will be challenging is...
This one!
This is a billiard trick shot.
The next challenge is a billiard trick shot.
The god aiming for this is Yoshikazu Kimura, 46 years of billiard history.
This time, he will be challenged a machine gun shot, which is said to be difficult even for professionals.
What kind of godly move is it?
You put the white ball in your pocket.
Before this goes in, you put this ball in first.
What does that mean?
It means you put it in first.
Oh, I see.
This is a machine gun shot.
Before the white ball goes in, you put 5 balls in your pocket.
Let's see...
Oh, it went in!
This is a godly move!
Oh, it went in!
This is a godly move!
This is amazing!
This godly move "machine gun shot" will be challenged by only you!
This is impossible!
Impossible!
This machine gun shot, which is difficult even for a professional hustler, will be challenged by three people.
If one person succeeds, one million yen will be given.
As a result of the discussion, these three will be challenged.
First, Iwao will challenge God!
Well, let's start the show. Iwao.
You should do it more straight.
It's a bit messy there.
Do it straight.
It's not good if you do it perfectly.
Do it straight!
You should do it properly!
Are you a hoddy?
Can a beginner, Iwao, become a god of beginner's luck?
I'll do it.
You should do it more straight.
It's not good if you do it perfectly.
It's a bit messy there.
He can't even shoot a bullet properly.
It's a bit far from God.
This is terrible.
Next, Udo, who has had experience in a pool bar, will challenge!
What kind of bar is it?
It's not a pool bar.
Calm down!
At this stage, he's already doing it like a god of billiards.
Anyway, let's do it again.
Yes!
Let's do it.
What?
What's so fast?
I'm not going there.
It's a riot against God.
Why did Udo choose this technique?
The last challenger, Miyasako, will challenge here.
How about it?
How about challenging with four and five hundred thousand yen?
I think it's quite difficult.
Then, four and one million yen?
Yes, yes.
This machine gun shot is a difficult and ultimate technique even for professionals.
So, if you can shoot four in a short period of time, you can change the rule to five hundred thousand yen.
Wow, it's difficult.
It's difficult.
You have to move your whole body first.
Oh, I see.
Oh, good, good.
The image is perfect.
Will he succeed in the last challenge?
It's the last one.
It's a hit.
I can't do it at all and it's not interesting at all.
Unfortunately, it didn't even reach the feet of the God of billiards.
Then, let's move on to the next technique.
This is the technique you will challenge.
This?
Oh, it's a hit.
Oh, good, good.
It's a sudden outbreak.
Oh, it's coming, it's coming.
Wow!
As it is...
Wow!
As it is...
Wow!
As it is...
Wow!
As it is...
You will challenge this technique.
Drift and crash!
The next technique is "drift and crash".
If you stop a car in one space and drift, you will get 1 million yen.
This technique was used in Carstant in 1916 by Hideki Tanabe.
It was also used in the movie "Initial D".
What should we do?
Even if we succeed, it's cool.
First of all, is there anyone who doesn't have a driver's license?
Wow!
You have a child, don't you?
It's still temporary.
Temporary?
Are you going to get it now?
I'm going to get it now.
Who has the longest driving experience?
Me?
Yes, you.
How long have you been driving?
How long has it been?
About 27 years.
Yes.
How long do you have a driver's license?
I want to get it.
I got it when I was 18 years old.
Really?
You're good at driving.
What are you good at?
Why do you say that?
You're weird.
There are three people who love cars.
The three of them will try it.
First of all, DoraTech's confident Ogi will get in.
Here, before the challenge, we will learn the basic operation method for drifting a car.
Now, you only have one chance.
Will you get in or not? One shot match!
Then, Mr. Ogi!
Please!
I'm scared.
Okay, come on!
Ogi was full of confidence.
Will he succeed?
He's pretty good at drifting.
Watch out! Watch out!
He's got it! He's got it!
That's too bad
I see
You can do it
You went in a little too far
You can do it next time
He was able to drift, but he got out of the parking space and unfortunately failed
The second driver is Himura, who has 18 years of driving experience
I'm scared
Himura-san, please!
Will Himura succeed?
That's amazing!
That was so close!
So close!
Can you do it, Areiko?
You can do it, right?
If you do it one more time, you might be able to do it.
You can do it, right?
But it's difficult, so I'll do it twice.
If you do it one more time, you won't be able to feel it.
You can only feel it at the right timing.
Understood!
Now that the staff has agreed, let's do the second challenge!
I want to see Kamiwata succeed!
With that determination, he will be granted his second challenge right!
Now, let's start the second challenge!
Kimura-san, please do it!
In 1615, 47 people were shot and killed.
Behind those historical events...
For two years, men risked their lives to avenge their friends' deaths.
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
For two times in a row, they failed to shoot with all their might.
In exchange for their own lives, they will only aim for Kira's head.
Tonight, the shooting will be completed.
Thus, the eight vowed their third union.
The man who feared nothing but death.
Assassinator.
O-take-kazuki.
His brush is stronger than a sword.
Calligrapher.
Otohara Oulu.
A man who has mastered his own swordsmanship.
Miyasako-style swordsmanship mastermind.
A man who was raised on swords.
A man who is loved by swords and loves swords.
Hama-style swordsmanship mastermind.
A man who gained wisdom when he was young.
A man who is eternally righteous.
Udo-style swordsmanship mastermind.
A man who is obsessed with strength alone.
His goal is to conquer the world.
Mimura Masakazu.
A man who saves the weak and suppresses the strong.
A man who fights for his wife.
Yamamuchi Tomomitsu.
A man who fights for his dead friend.
A man of the strongest clan.
Amada Masato.
And now...
By the strongest of the strongest men...
The third strike begins.
Thank you for watching so far. We'll come back with more delicious videos :)
It's dangerous.
I said it's dangerous!
You know what you're doing!
That's a scary way of saying it.
Why do you say it like that?
If you're going to shoot, move quickly! You're all idiots!
What should we do with it?
It's scary.
It's a weapon.
That's good!
It's coming this way!
We did it!
We can do it!
Over there! Over there!
It's coming this way!
We don't need this!
We don't need this, do we?
That's a good...
That's a bad thing.
No, it's not!
If an enemy comes out, we have to throw it away and fight.
We don't have to do that.
It's like a picture.
Why are you laughing?
Wow, wow, wow!
Why do we have to fight every time?
Every time!
Where are you?
Over there!
Leader! Leader!
It's burning!
It's not the time for you to be burning!
Take it! Take it!
I know, but...
Take it!
Why are you sulking?
That's enough! Go home!
Leader...
Go home!
Can we really go home?
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute!
Be quiet!
I've been doing my best all the time!
Leader!
Hold him!
Leader!
Wait a minute!
You can't do that!
You can't throw that!
Let's make up for it.
There's someone weird in there!
Hey!
Don't make a face!
Let's make up for it.
Take it!
Let's go!
Take it!
Leader!
Take it!
Leader!
Take it!
Are you okay?
Can you do it?
Jump!
Can you do it?
Jump!
Let go of me!
Where are you going?
I can do it!
Huh?
Someone ran away!
He ran away!
What?
What's this?
Huh? Kira?
Is it Kira?
Kira!
Kira.
Is it Kira?
Was it Kira?
It said Kira.
It did?
It's gone.
Wow.
It's gone.
Do you need a flag?
I don't need a flag.
Let's run.
The flow of the world is...
It's coming.
It's scary at first.
You can do it!
Wow!
You can do it!
Wow!
You can do it!
Wow!
It's coming!
You did it!
It's in!
Perfect drift parking.
That's what I think.
Let's put it in or not?
It's in.
Let's put it in or not?
It's in.
It's above the line.
It's in.
What?
It's above the line.
There's no negative sign.
What?
Yeah, it's in.
It's in.
You did it.
That's amazing.
You did it.
Let's put it in or not?
Please put it in.
It was a perfect drift, but the tires were sticking out a few centimeters.
This is not a god's work.
Returning to the rule of one person one time, the last one to challenge is...
Risa.
Is it here?
What is this?
What is it?
No, it's fine. I'll do it.
Matsumoto, who has been driving for 27 years, got in the car.
Everyone, it's finally the last match.
The challenger is Matsumoto-san.
Are you ready?
You can do it!
That's it!
Matsumoto is full of hope.
The one million yen is right there!
Matsumoto-san, please!
Please!
You can do it!
How can you say that?!
Too fast!
You're too fast!
It's the worst!
Matsumoto-san, aren't you terrified?
Isn't it tough?!
Is this where you played?
Matsumoto didn't succeed. If it was a road accident, it would have been a complete accident.
I want to do it again!
Can you do it for 500,000 yen again?
500,000 yen?
Yes, of course.
I understand.
There is the previous example and I'm sorry, but there is another one!
I would like you to try it again!
Matsumoto makes half of the prize money 500,000 yen and tries it for the second time!
You're not speeding up!
Now, it's the real last challenge that costs 500,000 yen!
Let's go!
Matsumoto-san!
Please!
I'll do it!
Don't be scared!
Be careful!
Alright!
It's not speeding up at all!
It's worse than before!
It's too slow!
This is a success, isn't it?!
No, no, no!
Oh, no!
Matsumoto is more scared than in the first challenge!
He's not speeding up and the result is an accident in the second attempt!
What does that mean?!
It's worse than before!
What should we do, Matsumoto-san?
Should we try again?
No, it's fine!
Let's do it!
Since it's the third challenge, we'll spend 250,000 yen!
Did you understand the tips?
No, we didn't!
Shouldn't you have summed it up properly?!
We'll use one-fourth of the prize money for the third attempt!
Alright, we'll spend 250,000 yen for the third attempt!
That's impossible!
It's impossible!
It's not possible!
Let's see how it goes!
Yes!
Horror theory! Is it correct until morning?
What kind of answer will be revealed in this debate?
Let's continue!
"Ka" is a game that was popular as a child.
I know this one!
Ka
This is probably it.
Probably.
Then it's this.
Then this.
Then this one.
This one.
If it's in a line, it's probably this one.
A coin.
Yes, a coin.
That's it.
This one.
That's it.
I've always liked this one.
Then, Miyasako?
A hidden ramen.
I haven't done it.
A hidden ramen.
I've done it a lot.
You've done it a lot of times.
How many times have we said hidden ramen?
That's enough.
This is enough.
Which one is it?
Hidden ramen?
There's still grass left.
Kagefumi?
What?
Kagefumi!
There was!
It was popular as a kid!
It was really popular.
It wasn't popular in middle school.
Kagefumi?
Why did you write it?
I definitely thought it was this.
What did you write?
Kagefumi!
You did it on your own!
You wrote it with emotion!
But Miyata-kun said it was popular.
It's a traditional thing.
No, it's a traditional thing.
No, no, no!
Kagefumi is for kids who are excited.
That's right!
It's something you do when you're about to die.
That's right!
But you don't know how to do it, do you?
What is Kagefumi?
You can do it even in your room.
What is Kagefumi?
You don't know that?
The phrase "mou ii kai mada daya"
is very popular.
It's a progression of that, right?
Well, well, well...
But Kagefumi and Kagefumi...
This is old-fashioned!
If you can't do this, you can't do anything!
That's right!
This is old-fashioned!
But when you're doing everything,
look down. There's a shadow.
This is old-fashioned!
It's old-fashioned, isn't it?
It's old-fashioned.
That's right!
"ka" is for kids who are excited.
The correct answer is "kankeri".
You don't know how to do it, do you?
Let's continue!
"ki" is for good girls who are excited.
The conditions for good girls who are excited are...
ki
Good girls?
There are a lot of them!
Ah, this is it!
What is it?
What do you like about her?
What? You really don't know?
She was a good woman. It's good to think about what you remember honestly.
I see. He said it in English.
She licked my face.
It's coming out of there.
Give me back my face.
I really don't know.
This is bad.
He said it with confidence.
I can't say it in common, but I like her.
Ah, that's it!
You're lying!
You two are the opposite.
Help me!
I like a body that doesn't betray the body.
That's right.
I like a body that doesn't betray the body.
I like a woman who has a good start as a woman.
I like a body.
I like a woman who has a good start as a woman.
You're crazy!
You've been saying that this is a woman who is good.
You want me to talk?
Bushi-san.
I completely forget about yesterday.
You cannot be persuaded!
I like a woman who is good from the beginning.
You have a good start as a woman.
I like a woman who has a good start as a woman.
You have a good start as a woman.
It won't come out anymore.
I bought this for 5 dollars.
It won't come out anymore.
I bought this for 5 dollars.
I don't hate you.
You are crazy.
What is that?
You are crazy.
You don't hate me.
But is it so?
You don't hate me.
You don't talk about it with your heart.
If you talk about it with your heart, you will become a father.
You don't have to say it like that.
Let's say it with your heart.
"Ki" begins with "i" woman's condition.
The answer is "kinakiku".
Matsumoto, will you succeed in drifting and become a god?
30, 40...
Alright!
Shall we begin?
Matsumoto-san, please!
Speed up! Speed up!
The sign didn't work!
The brake didn't work!
You should have just stepped on the brake!
The sign didn't work!
It didn't turn!
Matsumoto, for the third time,
normally pushes in from the front.
A mysterious braking!
The speed was good, right?
The entry was good, right?
Right?
How much did you think it was?
Can we talk about it one more time?
This is...
One more time!
125,000 yen!
Even if he can't do it,
even if everyone is giving up,
it's his fourth attempt!
Shall we begin?
Alright!
Please!
That way! That way!
That's it! That's it!
Go in! Go in! Go in!
Run!
Too bad!
Let's do it.
Huh?
Can we do it one more time?
This isn't over yet.
Even if he gave it his all,
God was far away!
After this, the unreleased video of Uchiri!
Uzo-san just fell down.
Are you serious?
I'm sorry.
You're a real man!
My daughter kidnapped me!
Did you do it, too?
I did it! I'm a real man!
In this case, it's a unily battle.
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