AISubs v3.5
*outro*
Blinker!
In 1615, there were 47 men who were proud to live to this day.
"Akouroushi".
The death of their own lives is still talked about as a central village.
At the same time as that central village, eight men challenged the death of their own lives.
Another central village sealed in the darkness of history is...
Hidden and hardened in blood, the eight men fought against their dead friends.
On the day of the shooting, the eight men who were prepared to die spent their last moments thinking about it.
In the darkness of history, there is no one like this man.
He is the only man Oda Nobunaga was afraid of.
KILLING SWORD OOTAKE KAZUKI
One answer that led him to walk the path of books.
KILLING SWORD OOTAKE KAZUKI
All answers lie within his arms.
"SHODONKA" KOTOHARA TOUBU
A man who mastered his own swordsmanship.
There are more than 500 disciples in the world.
And now, I entrust it all to my son.
Miyasako-style swordsmanship master, Miyasako Hiroyuki.
This man, who lost his parents when he was young, was always surrounded by swords.
The man who was loved by swords and loved swords, Amano Hiroyuki.
This man, who mastered his own swordsmanship when he was young, will not waste his life.
Yuisho Tadashiki, Shukke Daimyo no Matsue.
Udo Suzuki.
This man has only pursued strength.
It is said that the number of enemies killed in Sekinohara is more than 200.
Aiming for a world without war.
Mimura Masakazu.
A long time ago, a man saved a woman who was about to be attacked by a boar.
That woman is now the wife of everyone in the world.
A man who fights for his wife.
Yamaguchi Tomomitsu.
In order to defeat the hateful Kira.
In order to make up for the regrets of his deceased friend.
The man gathered his comrades.
The strongest family of dominoes.
Amada Masatoshi.
And now, by the strongest and greatest men.
The decisive battle begins.
Uh...
- Is it raining? - It's not raining.
What do you mean?
- I'm trying to say "running" - Running!
I'm wondering where I'm saying this too
- I'm running - You aren't running
Aren't you supposed to be running?
- How did you guys try to get in here? - Because the leader - Leader is always - Yeah, leader is always
- I don't know - Miyasako, you get in the top and climb up
Huh? Why me?
Hokkiko, help me!
Why are you hitting me?
I'm scared of you.
What are you doing?
Why are you hitting me?
What are you doing?
Get on top of me and hit me.
Hit me!
You're the worst!
I'm not getting up if you hold me like that!
Why are you pushing me?
Why are you pushing me suddenly?
Wait a minute!
You have to hit me!
Calm down.
Look at me!
Can you get rid of me?
Can you do it?
Ouch!
You have to hit me!
Let's do a pyramid.
Get up on the pyramid.
Hurry up.
Get up.
Am I the tallest?
You are the tallest.
Get up on the pyramid.
Ouch!
You are nothing but a coward.
It's heavy.
Ouch!
It's really heavy.
Ouch!
It's really heavy.
Get up on the pyramid.
Ouch!
It's heavy.
Ouch!
Get up on the pyramid.
Get up!
It's heavy.
Get up!
It's heavy.
Get up!
Hurry up!
It's a bladder!
Hurry up!
It's a bladder! It's a bladder!
Comedians and comedians who spend most of their lives together.
Spending more than a married couple's time together,
there are a lot of things that make you angry that you don't even want to notice.
Tonight, your anger at such a partner will explode!
Comedian and comedian couple dissatisfaction resolution plan "My partner's here makes me angry!"
You've been together for a long time, haven't you?
That's right.
Even if you haven't been together for a long time, you've been together for about ten years.
That's right.
You've been together for quite a long time.
Sometimes you're angry and sometimes you're not.
That's right.
Sometimes you're happy and sometimes you're not.
That happens, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
You have a lot of dissatisfaction.
Basically, I don't have any at all.
Wow!
Even now, we're in love.
Wow!
This time, it's the first time that comedians have expressed their anger at their partners.
Comedians will decide whether their dissatisfaction is guilty or not.
If the guilty party exceeds half of the votes, the partner's dissatisfaction will be forcibly banned from now on.
The first person to appeal his anger is Miyasako of "Ameawari Kessentai"!
Miyasako!
What did you say?
I don't know what you said.
How about here?
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
There is something like this.
There is something like this, but there is nothing like this.
There is such an image even among people around you.
Oh, I see.
We've been together for 20 years, but we should die for about 17 years.
There is a mask over there, isn't there?
What?
There is no mask over there.
What?
Mori Masako?
The duo has been together for 19 years.
What is Miyasako angry about?
To put it simply...
For example, when we do our make-up...
We do all of it ourselves, but...
Kotohara-san doesn't do much make-up.
I see.
She hides her face.
She doesn't do make-up, but at the end of the show, she sits down and says...
"Excuse me, make-up artist...
Could you do my eyebrows, please?"
Eyebrows!
Moreover...
Moreover, when she does her eyebrows, she definitely opens her eyes wide.
This is her personality.
She hasn't changed at all since "Before Octave"!
Eyebrows!
Is it okay to say that?
It's not okay.
It's a rule.
Also...
At school, he doesn't grow his beard too fast.
You don't grow it fast?
But...
He uses an electric razor quite a bit.
You know what I'm saying?
It'd be nice if you didn't do it in such a rush, but...
Jiiichii! Jiiichii! Jiiichii!
I'll do it! I'll do it all!
That's not how you do it!
New half, huh?
There are many small things, right?
Yes, yes.
But!
But there is one thing that annoys me the most.
That one is still being removed.
That's right!
Motohara in the middle of his make-up and Miyasako who is angry.
But Miyasako's anger is not because of the noise around her.
The thing that annoys me the most is this!
What is it with that lunch box?
That's right!
This is really the first time I'm saying this, but it really annoys me!
Do you understand?
In the dressing room, the staff members are putting lunch boxes down for us.
There are several types of lunch boxes, right?
For example, there are two types of lunch boxes.
There are several types of lunch boxes.
So I said to him, "Haha, let's eat a luxurious lunch box."
You said it!
Two types of lunch boxes!
I said it just now!
You said it just now!
He said it just now!
I said it! I said it!
He opens two types of lunch boxes and eats only what he likes!
He doesn't eat them all!
That's right!
He doesn't use up much energy!
Does he eat only what he likes?
That way of eating and another way of eating that makes me angry is...
He always bounds his food with his rice!
Don't judge me!
It doesn't matter what kind of food it is!
It doesn't matter!
The other day, I was really angry because...
He was always bounding his fried chicken like this!
I'm hungry!
Goodbye!
And then he put that fried chicken aside and ate something else!
Bond bond bond bond bond bond bond!
I've seen you too much!
Do you have something like that?
This guy eats everything, and he still bites with his front teeth.
He doesn't use his back teeth at all.
He has a face like a gorilla and a mouth like a squirrel.
Hamada-san has this too.
When he eats oily food, his mouth looks like a sister's.
When he puts on his sunglasses, his mouth looks like this.
It's hot.
If you have anything to say, please say it.
For lunch boxes, the staff has prepared a lot of them.
If you don't eat them, you'll probably throw them away.
I think it's better for you to eat a little of them.
Before I threw them away, I told my friend on my tablet, "I don't think you'll eat them, so you eat them."
He said, "No, I don't think you'll eat them."
I said, "No, I don't think you'll eat them, so you eat them."
Wait a minute.
When you shave your head, is it okay to close your eyes?
It feels good.
Even if you close your eyes, it feels good.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter?
It's a boring firefly.
Harutatsu, who says that the way he eats his lunch in the school canteen is dirty...
Is he guilty or not guilty? Judge, please!
I'm sure of it.
You won't be able to eat it anymore, right?
Don!
It's different.
1, 2, 3, 4...
This is also 1, 2...
It's even!
You ate it in one go!
What is this?
I don't know what you're thinking.
I don't care about it!
This is disgusting!
What happens in front of the public?
Are you innocent?
I'm innocent!
You're innocent!
Don!
As for Koto-chan's sword...
I won't say a word about it!
Who are you talking about?
Then I'll do whatever I want!
Are you a luxury boy?
Let me pound you.
As such, Koto Hara is innocent.
From now on, please enjoy your lunch as much as you like!
Harutatsu's appeal is...
Haranishi!
Be honest with me!
It's a gag.
It's a gag where you shake your legs.
The duo was formed in 1918 in Fujiwara.
What happens to Haranishi in Fujiwara?
For example...
To put it simply...
He's a jackamashi!
I'm sorry, everyone!
He's a jackamashi!
As a creature...
He's a jackamashi!
That's...
I don't like it.
For example...
A gag that's popular among juniors...
First of all, you do it!
Well, that's fine! Doing it is fine!
But, when you're doing it in school, you do it first!
That's not how you say it!
For example...
That's not how you say it!
Don't talk!
Why do you keep talking?!
For example, in school...
H.G.
You do it like this!
Do it like this!
Don't you do it like this?
Like this...
No...
It's not like that...
Look! It's really like this!
Woooo!
Wait a minute!
This is the correct answer!
Can I see it?
Just a little...
No, you know...
In yourself...
You get bored!
With your own gag!
What?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Why do you do it like that?!
When it was popular...
I did it in a more amazing form!
Amazing...
It grew up and...
I did it like that!
Your old gag was like this!
But you said it differently!
Then...
Can you show me your gag?
Woooo!
It's a public security that's been released.
It was like this before.
It was so wide in the past.
It's like this now, right?
It's like this now.
It was wider in the past.
It was like this in the past.
It was wide in the past.
I don't think it's funny because it's wide.
Because the time has come and we've done too much,
people are saying, "Hey, come on."
Well, that's fine.
It's just a trigger for anger.
Fujimoto's younger generation's joke play makes him angry.
However, this kind of joke play is just a trigger for anger.
The thing that makes Hara Missy most angry is...
This!
that she lost her balance.
How did this happen?
I don't think she'll understand if you don't watch it.
How did this happen?
She doesn't know how her body isshaped.
How did this happen?
Can you take it off for us?
I want you all to see the overall balance.
First of all, can you look at his nipples?
Can you look at the size and feel of his nipples?
Ah, it's close.
It's close, it's close, it's close.
It's close.
I can't say it.
It's close.
Even if you say it's close, what do you want me to do?
If you look at it from his face, I think it's a little closer to Chikubi's.
See, it's the same as Chikubi's.
Now, everyone!
That's what you say!
In the case of this user, it's a sexual thing.
That's right.
Is there such a thing as sexual things with Chikubi?
I'm so angry that my body is weak.
Is it guilty or not?
8.5 points!
Please!
Is it guilty?
Yes.
But...
No, no, no, no!
You're guilty!
I'm guilty!
Because you're guilty!
You're guilty!
But, what do you want me to do because you're guilty, Mr. Hara?
I want you to reveal it!
I want you to work hard!
The way it works is...
When you take off your clothes...
You put bandage around your nipples and put fake nipples on your side...
You hide it with make-up and put it outside...
And...
When you take off your bandage, you put four nipples on it!
And so...
Fujimoto is guilty!
From now on...
Please spread the feeling of nipples and nipples!
Now, next one to appeal is...
Me!
Me?
I've never been caught once in my life!
Bambi was born in 1915 in Ohgi, Yahagi.
What did Ohgi secretly think of Yahagi's anger?
For example...
I like golfing as a hobby...
During my break, I always swing the golf club.
One day before, I had a teacher teach me how to swing...
And even though I did it with a revenge feeling...
Yahagi said it quite often.
That's wrong!
You should do it like this!
You should swing it with your hands!
That teacher told me "Don't swing it with your hands!"
On the contrary...
If I don't listen to what I say...
It's not fashionable...
This golf is amazing now!
Well, it's definitely better for the teacher...
But nowadays, people say it's not fashionable...
After all, it's not good if you don't listen to what Yahagi says...
If I do it like that, my golf club will collapse...
So, Yahagi did it like a swing...
And it became popular...
Sometimes, I get a good score...
Yahagi, that's amazing!
But...
Yahagi develops his swing theory by himself...
And as Yahagi says, not only his lower body, but also his rhythm is broken.
And because he keeps developing his swing theory, his lower back is also hurting.
Because he doesn't play golf anymore.
Are you guys stupid?
No, we're not stupid.
We're not stupid.
Yahagi is angry at Yahagi, who keeps developing his swing theory.
However, Yahagi is angry at Yahagi, who keeps developing his swing theory.
There's one thing that annoys me the most.
Yes, there is.
The thing that annoys me the most about Yahagi is this!
Do it properly!
What is it?
But I really think about it, everyone.
For example, let's say you work at a tea house.
After that, you go to a different place, right?
Like a studio you've never been to...
Or a strange place...
And you're driving in your own car.
And Yahagi's car has a navigation system.
And my car doesn't have a navigation system.
So Yahagi goes first.
Because I'm following him.
And I'm following him, but...
Are you stupid?
No, we're not stupid.
Yahagi gets really angry about it.
He gets really angry about it.
For example, there are four lanes on a main street.
The one on the far right is the right lane.
The one on the far left is the left lane.
The one in the middle is the straight lane.
And even though he's always on the right lane...
Suddenly, 20 meters in front of the traffic light...
He suddenly goes to the left lane.
And he turns to the left lane.
He's really angry about it.
What's going on?
He's really angry about it.
Even though he's always on the right lane...
He suddenly turns to the left lane.
I know, I know.
I know it's not like that.
I'll talk to the staff.
If you have any objections...
I don't have any objections.
You're really angry about it.
Please be calm and calm.
Are you guilty or not guilty?
Please!
Now, everyone...
What should we do?
Rather...
You're annoying!
You're really annoying!
What's with you?
He's not being reasonable.
He's too naive.
This means you won't go anywhere from now on.
Well, yes, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
This talk is also because there's no navigation system!
And so, Yahagi is annoying!
Sir, instead of relying on Yahagi, please turn on your car navigation system!
Here we go again! Will Gussan Binga go?!
The monster born by Lincoln, Gussan Binga!
This project is about getting into a general company and making employees laugh!
Last time, when he sneaked into that musical instrument office...
Two more people! Two more people! I have to do my best!
There's only 6 seconds left for me to advertise!
Amazingly, within the limited time limit, five people laughed and Gussan Binga won!
And the company that challenged this battle is...
Today, it's WACOL!
Yes, it's WACOL.
This time, it's the most popular underwear manufacturer in Japan, WACOL!
Every year, they sell hundreds of different women's underwear.
However, in recent years, they've attracted attention by selling men's underwear as well!
Good evening!
She's working until this late!
Hello, everyone!
Excuse me.
Good evening!
I'm Wacole, the younger sister of the advertising department.
This time, the younger sister of the advertising department has come to the program!
Is this also a product of Wacole that you all wear?
Of course! I'm wearing Wacole all over my body today.
You're wearing Wacole all over your body?!
I'm wearing Wacole on my shoes, tights, and even my camisole.
Could you show me a little?
Everyone...
How many of you are wearing Wacole underwear right now?
Excuse me...
Wow!
As expected of you all!
Wonderful!
On the contrary, I'm not wearing anything!
Why are you fighting like that?
I'm sorry...
Everyone...
Even if we're talking nonsense like this...
We're not laughing at all!
After the company's announcement time...
The Wacole employees are in a mode of not laughing at all!
When we asked the people in this office where a total of 50 people work...
Then...
Wow! This is amazing!
Can I check it out?
Of course!
It's a Christmas limited orangery.
Christmas limited!
This is good for your wife.
Will this look good on my wife?
I think it will look good on you.
Really?
Why are you checking it out for yourself?
Why are you checking it out for yourself under your wife?
The next person we asked was Nishida-san, who sells department stores.
Nishida-san is really small!
What?
Small?!
Nishida-san...
Nishida-san is small?!
Nishida-san...
What?!
Height?
I'm 144cm.
144cm...
Nishida-san has lost a lot of things since she was little.
Yes.
It's hard for her to find clothes.
Children's clothes fit her better.
Then, what about underwear?
Underwear...
It's okay.
Something like that?
Yes.
Is there an overcoat?
Yes.
Is there something like that?
Yes.
Then, let's explain the rules!
The company that challenges will be given 15 seconds of announcement time,
but every person who laughs will lose 3 seconds.
The time limit is 5 minutes.
In the meantime, if 5 people laugh, they will have to send presents to the viewers!
By the way, what presents will you receive if you laugh?
This is "sugoi".
It's "sugoi" written in katakana as "sugoi".
"Sugoi".
This time, the viewers will receive "sugoi" written in katakana as "sugoi".
50 people will receive "sugoi".
Will WAKORU be able to withstand GUSSAN BEAN's laugh attack?
Everyone has entered their normal jobs.
If GUSSAN BEAN enters, it's his start.
There will be a considerable difference if GUSSAN BEAN enters.
If GUSSAN BEAN enters in the second time, he will lose already.
I'm here!
It's completely weird!
I'm curious!
This is crazy!
A pervert has entered!
A drunkard has entered!
You can't help but laugh, can you?
He's a funny guy.
He's holding up pretty well.
He said hello.
He doesn't react to Bean's greeting attack at all.
Do you say hello to Bean?
He noticed.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh no, oh no.
He dropped his tea bag.
No, no, no.
He's not posing at all.
You're not trying to make me laugh at all!
You're looking down at me!
You can't make me laugh!
No, no, no!
Excuse me.
You can't make me laugh.
You're like a boar.
What are you doing?
You stink.
You smell like a half-moon.
Is she listening?
You stink, Bean!
Oh no, she's a woman!
Is he a great man?
Yes, he is.
He's holding back a little, though.
He's standing with a woman who's a half-moon.
The Wackol employees don't react at all.
However...
If you don't laugh at all, you'll be arrested for 15 seconds.
He laughed!
Did he laugh?
He laughed!
They both laughed!
Wow, that's quite a lot of people.
It took some time, but they went at once.
They went at once.
After two minutes, they're both out.
Furthermore...
No. 1 and No. 4.
Yes.
Wackol!
Why are you talking?
I'm Wackol!
You're wrong!
You're wrong! I'm Wackol!
You're laughing!
You're wrong! I'm Wackol!
Wackol!
You're wrong! I'm Wackol!
You're wrong about what?
Something!
3 minutes?
3 minutes!
2 minutes left!
Copycat!
Good luck!
I'm doing my best!
It's bright!
I believed you!
It's really bright!
You match!
It's bright!
Can you do it?
Is it because he's nervous?
Wackol and Shen were attacked at once!
In just 3 and a half minutes, four of them were killed!
And lastly, what attack did Gussan Bean make?
Here it is!
My specialty, bulletproof vest!
Skubot!
From today...
One month!
Three shots.
What are you doing?
Don't laugh!
He laughed!
He's laughing already!
Unfortunately, five people out!
Gussanbeam wins completely!
Which one of you is Fukumoto-san?
Fukumoto-san...
From today, for one month...
Three shots...
He's in the schedule, so...
Um, Mr. Hairdresser, could you cut it down a little bit?
Please, Mr. Hairdresser!
And so...
From Wackol...
Amazing!
50 people will win prizes!
For more information, go to their website!
And...
Companies that want to challenge Gussanbeam...
Are also in high demand!
Please apply now!
In 1666...
In the following year, 47 members of Wackol were executed.
Once again...
Those eight people...
For the revenge of their dead friends...
Are executed!
With the resolve of death...
They swear their alliance!
Hiding their blood ties, the eight fought valiantly against their dead friend.
On that day, the eight who were prepared to die spent their last moments of their lives.
In the darkness, there is no one like this man.
He is the only man that Oda Nobunaga feared.
"Assassination Sword" by O-take-Kazuki.
Walking down the path of books, he found one answer.
All answers lie within the book itself.
"Autobiography" by Otohara Ōbu.
A man who has mastered his own swordsmanship.
The number of disciples he sent out in the night exceeded five hundred.
And now, he entrusts all of it to his son.
"Miyasako Style Swordsmanship" by Miyasako Hiroyuki.
This man, who lost his parents when he was young, was always surrounded by swords.
A man who was loved by swords and loved swords.
"Amano" by Hiroyuki.
This man, who opened up his wisdom when he was young.
There is no use in preaching.
"Yuisho Tadashiki Shukke Daimyo" by Matsuei.
"Budo" by Suzuki.
This man has only pursued strength.
It is said that the number of enemies he killed in Sekigahara exceeds two hundred.
His goal is world peace.
Masakazu Mimura.
Once upon a time, a man saved a woman who was about to be attacked by a caterpillar.
That woman is now the wife of the man he loves the most in the world.
A man who fights for his wife...
Yamamuchi Tomomitsu.
In order to defeat the hateful Kira...
In order to remove the regrets of the deceased...
The man gathered his comrades.
The strongest of the strongest.
Hamada Masato.
And now...
By the strongest of strongest men...
The second strike begins.
[music]
[crunch]
What is that?
What are you doing?
Are you going somewhere?
That's dangerous.
What are you doing?
If you do this...
I told you last year as well.
Huh?
Someone should ride it.
Ah!
That's it!
That's why I'm telling you to hang a ladder.
Until then!
You haven't brought a ladder yet?
I told you!
You haven't brought a ladder yet!
What do you mean?
I forgot.
I told you last year as well.
I'm sorry.
Can you ban this?
I'm sorry!
I told you to bring this.
I told you last year as well.
Why do you have to do this?
What is that?
I hate it.
It hurts a lot.
I hate this the most.
I hate it.
Kawada-san.
I thought you'd say that, so I brought you this.
Oh!
Hey, hey.
What is it?
Gussan.
As expected of Gussan.
With a stick.
Ninja is doing it.
With a stick.
Before that, I bought something.
But if you put in some effort, you can do it, right?
That's right.
You can do it.
Can you do it?
Yes.
You can do it, right?
Yes.
Hey, hey.
Watch out!
What is this?
This is a surprisingly small entrance.
This is a small entrance.
Isn't this a chance?
You can go in from there.
Miyazako!
Yes?
Hey!
Watch out for that!
Hey!
Wow!
By chance!
Huh?
What is it?
With a stick.
Yes.
Everyone goes up here.
Oh!
That's right.
I see.
I don't have time, so hurry up!
Hurry up!
Ah!
It's heavy, heavy, heavy.
It's really, really heavy.
It's impossible.
It's crazy.
You can't carry it.
It's really, really heavy.
You can't lift it up.
It's impossible.
Can you lift it up once?
First of all, let's roll it over there.
Wait a minute.
This leg is...
It's this way, like this, right?
That's right.
Then roll it.
Wait a minute, let me see.
Roll it up.
Wait a minute, let me see.
Oh no!
What should we do, guys?
What's wrong with me?
I feel like I died.
Have some tea and sit down.
What are we supposed to do?
I don't know.
Let's go inside now.
Can you go in?
I don't know.
Seriously, why not go inside.
But we have to sit in the back.
One, two...
Steady.
Go down. Go down. Go down.
Go down a little.
Go, go, go.
Go down a little.
It's painful. It's painful.
Watch out! Watch out!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Run away from here!
Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry up!
After this, we will change the stage of "Uchi-iri" to one song!
Next week, "Uchi-iri" will finally be completed!
What will be the first part of "Uchi-iri" shown by the members?
Music, start!
Yes!
Start!
Yes!
No! No! No!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
OK! OK! Goodbye!
It's hard!
Look, I'm peeping and it's torn!
Hey!
What do you want me to do?
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No! No! No!
What do you want me to do?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What do you want me to do?
Shut up!
Hey!