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Blinkard!
Everyone, the teacher will be here soon.
That's enough!
It's fine.
Be busy.
No, I really like this corner.
No one is good at this corner.
The teacher also hates this corner.
Why?
According to the teacher's complaint, he is very nervous.
Teacher!
Teacher, you look nervous.
I'm not that kind of person.
He said he was nervous in the morning, but today he is nervous.
He is the worst!
The one who brings nervousness to the classroom is the slender legs and sexy mole on the mouth of the teacher.
The teacher has appeared.
Teacher, please teach us.
You can write with those legs.
Hey, sorry for making you wait!
Come in!
I can't help it. I'm nervous.
You can't write with those legs.
I'm nervous!
Matsumoto!
You are funny.
I'm just saying the truth.
You guys are funny all of a sudden.
I always watch you on TV and you are funny too.
You too!
You are funny.
That's why you have a lot of work and make a lot of money.
Then you don't have anything to say.
You are fast!
He was pointed out.
He was pointed out and brought in.
You came in three hours ago and did it!
One by one! Don't skip it!
The one who came this time is Chihara brothers' older brother.
Seiji had such feelings for the members.
I don't think the nine of you have realized it yet...
...but it's really bad right now.
It's funny.
It's funny, but...
...it's like a sword in the rough.
It's really bad.
"Dinkan" is like a sword in the rough.
The nine of them admit that it's funny...
...but Seiji-sensei says it's really bad.
Seiji-sensei...
...tonight...
...he's going to sharpen his sword of laughter.
Because of his love for "Dinkan"...
...an emergency warning!
Seiji Chihara...
...is going to teach him how to laugh!
He's going to preach!
Hey, Yamaguchi!
Yes!
By the way...
...how much did you earn last month?
Did you really say that?
I said it!
Yamaguchi, I said it!
Yes!
Say it in numbers!
No, Sensei...
...I can't say it.
Well, well, well...
...it's something you can earn, right?
Otake!
You...
...rent...
...is it okay if it's a million or more?
Say it!
No, no...
...it's okay, it's okay...
Say it!
No, it's okay...
...it's okay...
Say it!
Sensei...
Matsumoto!
Yes!
You don't need a car anymore...
...a car...
No, I'm not...
...in a state of crisis anymore.
Was it more than 10 million yen?
No, no...
...I didn't say it like that!
You didn't say it like that, right?
It's more than that, right?
It's really more than that!
It's more than that!
No, it's not more than that...
...I think, right?
Let me ask you all...
Yes.
This year's...
...taxation...
What is it?
It's something you couldn't exceed, right?
Can you stop it already?!
Can you just stop it?!
You keep saying "it's more than that"!
It's nothing more than that!
Tell me about it!
Right...
Is it really more than that...
It's a movie made by people bigger and smaller than you.
It's completely smaller and smaller than you!
It's an uber, it's an uber!
Yes, right...
It's a good thing we didn't do it in the first place!
Okumanjoja! Okumanjoja!
Actually, you're late! You're late!
No, I'm not!
It's a commercial!
Why are you so late?!
You're late!
Sit down!
Okki Okumanjoja! Little Okumanjoja! There's a lot of you!
Little Okumanjoja!
There's something you've already lost.
Is this real?
Mimura, you're not late!
Did you lose something because of this?
Yes.
Is it okay?
What are you saying?!
It's not okay!
Wait! Wait!
You!
Wait! Wait!
You! Wait!
It's not okay!
It's difficult!
You will become a thief!
Love?
You will buy love with money!
Love is 99% money!
You guys lost this!
It's popular!
I don't think so.
He lost his popularity.
Even though he said like that, nine people didn't pay attention to him.
You guys had a period like this, didn't you?
A period like this.
At first, we didn't have it.
You had a period like this, didn't you, Miyasako?
Yes, we did.
How popular were you?
You were very popular!
You gave away four or three presents every day.
We did have a period like that.
It was popular.
Is it still popular?
Some fans want to follow you.
Hamada, you're a liar!
Did you have a period like that?
No, I didn't.
You had a period like that in a small place.
I said "Hamada, come out!"
I've been waiting for you for so long!
Can't you walk, Matsumoto-san?
Have you ever thought about Valentine's Day until you die?
Well, I guess I have, but I don't know.
How many times have you thought about it this year?
It's really close to zero, isn't it?
You bastard!
That's why you guys are like this now.
That's why you guys are like this now!
No, we're like this now!
You guys are like this now!
I'm glad I came today.
Because I noticed it.
You don't have to say that.
You're right.
You're like a camera now.
Don't say that to me!
You guys are not popular anymore, so you only have money.
You only have money.
That's why I brought you a good story about money from him last year.
A story about money?
What is it?
It's a fraud!
What is the story about money that the political war, which only talks about money, has brought?
The story about money is...
You don't even know how much you're holding.
This is...
goods!
Goods...
Do you know it?
Goods...
You're holding a lot of money!
That's right!
Do you know how much you're holding?
The money you're holding.
What?
Do you know how much you're holding?
Of course I know!
I know it's hard or fluffy!
I know it's a lot!
It's not a lot!
It's not enough!
Do you know it's not enough?
It's not enough!
There are figures, too!
That's right!
There are stationery, straps...
Are you guys stupid?
You guys are stupid!
This is it!
You guys are stupid!
Photo goods!
What?
There's nothing in the photo!
There's nothing!
There's nothing in the photo!
This is bad!
I haven't seen it for a long time!
It's true.
As the teacher noticed, there are no photos of the members in the goods.
The best photo is the calendar.
It's a calendar!
You guys will be surprised.
What is it?
2,000 yen!
What?
That's cheap!
2,000 yen!
This is 2,000 yen!
You can sell it for 10,000 yen!
It's expensive!
2,000 yen!
Rinka, you've been doing this for 3 years, right?
Yes.
You guys have thrown away 6,000 yen.
If you make it for 3 years...
If you make it here, you'll throw away 20,000 yen next year.
Why don't you pay attention to it, Rinka?
But we're rich!
That's why you're rich!
You're rich!
It's fine! It's for everyone!
Look at it! It's made by a precious person!
You have a complex!
Speaking of a complex, it's a precious person.
For some reason, today...
The nine of them will make a calendar with photos.
You guys will do it for me today!
What?
You guys do it!
I think you know it, but he's stupid.
It's written in his hand.
Say it out loud!
Sanhai!
Sad Stage Produce!
Narikiri Calendar 2009!
Alright!
I'll go with this today!
What's with that tension?
I feel like I'm involved in something weird.
I'm doing it. There's no mistake in that.
Since 9 of them have been eliminated, the teacher wants to make a calendar for the most popular people this year.
He's trying to make money by selling it off.
For January and February, Mimura, Miyasako and Amano! Let's go with these three.
Three of us?
Yes, yes, yes.
The theme is "Popular Music of the Year".
Let's go with this, you three.
Go change first.
What?
Change?
Yes, change.
First of all, Mimura, Miyasako and Amano will transform into popular people of the year.
The first theme is "Music".
In order to become famous artists, the three of them will move to the dressing room and change into the costumes they have prepared.
What?
You're going to break it?
Wow!
You're a real drama.
Meanwhile, the members left in the classroom are...
It's more painful if you're left behind like this.
I've thought about it.
What? Really?
So now, what's important is your smile.
What?
Your special smile.
Special smile?
You don't have to force yourself like that.
Three, two...
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not saying "smile", I'm not saying "end".
Three, two, one...
Smile!
Something big has happened!
What is it?
Hamada doesn't laugh at all!
Oh! He's laughing!
He's laughing!
Matsumoto, you made him laugh!
That's not it!
That's...
That's the worst way of making people laugh!
That's the best way of making people laugh!
No, no, no!
That's the best way of making people laugh!
Matsumoto, say something!
Okay, I got it.
Hamada doesn't laugh at all!
Matsumoto, you're funny!
You're funny!
In the meantime, the three of them have changed their clothes.
What happened?
Hey, you three, come here!
What are they up to?
Oh, that!
Okay, line up.
Wow, this is...
Okay, line up.
Wow!
It's like this.
I don't like it.
What do you hate about it?
Because you guys are like this...
You don't need the strength of people like you.
I know, but...
It's hard for the studio's atmosphere to be like this.
It's okay!
Seiji Sensen will produce Miyasako Amano as a very popular self-confident person!
Let's go to the special set and start filming with professional cameramen!
Okay, let's go!
While being self-confident!
I don't know that well.
I've never seen you properly.
Like this?
Yeah, like that!
Okay, okay! I'll do it with all my strength!
With all my strength!
All your strength?
What does that mean?
All strength!
Yes, standing on your legs!
Okay!
While doing it properly!
With a fun smell!
Yes, good!
Okay!
January!
This is a musical.
A musical?
Ah, here it comes.
Ah, this is a musical.
You're annoying me.
You've put in an extraordinary amount of fuel.
The season was given special attention to by Professor Seiji.
The production continues.
Next February, Setsubun, bring me some beans!
Beans? Is there a way to pick them up?
There are many ways to pick them up. Alright, put them on.
Are we supposed to cover our faces?
Like this?
Alright, we're good.
What do we do?
Hold the beans!
Oh, we're supposed to?
Hold the beans!
We're supposed to?
If you start dancing, we'll hit you.
Three, four!
Go! No one gets hit!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! It really hurts!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
This is bad!
Hey, who threw an iron ball?
Who threw an iron ball?
With the popularity of "Shuuchi-shin" and the season, it became one of the best.
Next, March and April...
Yamaguchi and Udo!
The theme is sports!
Next, Yamaguchi and Udo become athletes who gathered topics of the year!
What are their reactions to the changing rooms?
Furthermore, the members who are left in the classroom will have a political battle.
This will also take some time.
Each of you will have to turn around and listen to good music.
After that, you will have to remember this time.
Do you remember?
What is it?
"I Won't Lose" Rock 'n' Roll Music, start!
What's wrong with you?
Why is it like this?
Who is this?
It's a song they released when they were still young.
This is a song released by the popular band "Ameagari Kesshitai" 14 years ago.
The songwriter is Kotohara.
You were born to be like this.
This calendar has been sold for only a few thousand copies.
And finally, Yamaguchi and Udo have changed clothes and appeared.
I know who it is.
What is it?
You look strong!
A strong warrior challenges a shocking shooting!
Let's hug there!
Isn't it last year's calendar?
Who knows about next year?
Let's hug!
Let's hug with gentle eyes!
Is it so funny?
Udo-chan doesn't hate it at all!
Is it so funny?
Hug me tighter!
You're hitting my cranium!
Why do you hit my cranium?
Udo-chan, hug me!
Why do you hit my cranium?
It's funny, isn't it?
Why do you hit my cranium?
It's funny, isn't it?
Udo-chan, hug me!
Let's hug after the match!
Is it so funny?
Why do you hit my cranium?
Get out of my way, Busan!
Out of my way!
It's so funny!
OK!
A sexy shot that's impossible for the real thing to do, and a spring-like picture is complete.
Next, May, June!
Otake and Hotohara!
Yes!
The theme is...
"Popular People"!
We've always been popular people, haven't we?
Otake and Hotohara have become popular people with a big break this year!
Also...
From "this" to "this"
Look at the process!
The process!
First of all, it's this!
Wow!
You've lost weight!
What?!
Yes!
You still have hair on both sides, Udo-chan!
That's right!
Wow, it's nostalgic!
You were cute back then!
"Gugugugu", sometimes, it's this!
It's nostalgic!
I used to do this with Denpa Shounen!
That's right!
This is the peak, you know!
Otake and Hotohara have become...
Hey, come out!
What's next?
"Popular People"!
Wow!
Wow, is that really...
Huh?
What's that?
That's a daigo!
Udo-chan is a daigo...
With their high-quality looks,
Seiji-sensei's directing is also heating up!
Sensei, are you okay?
I'm okay!
It's no good if a rat does it!
Give me that rat!
Okay, go!
You have a pose, don't you?!
Huh? One by one?
"Wish", "wish"!
"Kofu", "kofu"
Wow!
You're doing "wish"!
Say it more!
Properly!
"Wish"!
I shouldn't have done it...
You should have done it more!
He should have avoided it the most!
"Wish"!
Should we talk about great-grandfather?
Do you want to talk about him?
Does it matter what we talk about?
"My great-grandfather"...
Tsuiki, tsuiki...
"Takeshita Noboru"...
Wow!
"Wish"!
Okay, okay...
Don't say it like that!
I think it's good enough now, sensei!
Give me that!
"Wow, wow"!
It doesn't matter!
Didn't you carry it?!
Hold it for now!
Isn't it from Takeshita...?
Didn't you carry it?
Take this.
In 2020.
In 2021.
OK!
Next is a mouse.
This is also a big deal.
OK.
Shall we sing?
Popopopopopo.
Popopopopopopo.
It's like a movie.
Shall we do something original besides "popo"?
No, I don't want it.
You don't want it.
What should we do?
Just say what you think.
Be confident.
I don't want it.
You don't want it.
Otake is not good enough.
They have to do something more.
It's not enough to be like a mouse.
It's cheese.
Bring me some cheese.
It's a real mouse.
Wow, it's hot.
I'm going to make you eat it.
What do you mean?
Can you do it?
No, no, no.
It's hot!
With cheese, they became like a mouse.
They made a good piece of cheese.
Next.
July and August, please.
I'm in a hurry.
Matsumoto is going?
Wait a minute.
I'm last.
What is this order?
I'm usually next.
Matsumoto has prepared a special theme that suits him best.
It looks like we'll have to change again.
First of all...
What should we do about this horse?
Shouldn't we just wait?
It's like a break.
We can't just wait.
It'll take a long time.
But if we include this scene, it'll be quite short.
We can't think of anything like "short".
We can't think of anything like that!
It's perfect!
You two, get out of here.
What is this?
Connect it! Connect it!
It's not like back in the day.
From Sensei to Samaze, it's a love affair of connecting horses!
When did you think it was selling well?
What could it be?
I don't really know.
But you changed your name, didn't you?
I don't know.
What changed the most?
Your name.
I know that.
That changed you, didn't it?
Yes.
What changed in your life?
It's been a while.
You guys are not funny at all!
You scared me!
I know you're not funny, but you're not shit either!
You two gave us time to show off!
It's too late!
You guys gave us time to show off!
You scared me!
You guys gave us such a big chance!
Finally, Matsumoto's change of clothes is over.
Hey, come in!
What?
To protect the enemy, Gussanbeam is going!
Gussanbeam, the monster born by Lincoln!
Gussanbeam!
With his comical movements, he has caught the attention of many people.
This legendary monster will go to a general enterprise during work hours...
...and compete with Lincoln in the office!
Are you okay?
I've never been mocked by Gussanbeam before.
That's right.
I've seen Gussanbeam's seriousness in private...
...and I've been careful as an adult.
That's right.
Gussanbeam will repeatedly ban broadcasts...
...and will go to a general enterprise during work hours.
There's no danger at all!
Which company has taken on such a reckless project?
This time, we'll do it with this company, Gakken!
This time, we came to Gakken, which is known for its affiliated learning center!
It is a major publishing company that supports learning, such as reference books and dictionaries!
Now, what we're going to talk about today is a number of magazines that Gakken has published, and we're also grateful for it.
It's "TV Life"!
This time, we're going to fight against Gussanbean with "TV Information Magazine" and "TV Life's Editing Department"!
Gakken has also published anime magazines, anime media and idol magazine "BOMB" and many more!
Now, shall we go in?
Let's see what's inside.
Oh, it's automatic.
Hello, I'm "TV Life"'s Kimura.
Oh, you're Kimura-san. I'm always grateful for your help.
This time, "TV Life"'s Editing Department's Kimura-san has applied!
I definitely can't laugh about this, but is it okay?
Is it okay?
As you can see, I'm a little nervous.
Why is this show so fun?
I know, right?
It's a little tight.
What?
It's a little tight.
It's a little tight?
It's not the time for me to be laughing.
After two days of tightness, I'm in a pretty nervous mood.
In the meantime, I worked and asked about 50 people about their stories.
The woman who has an interesting episode said...
When you were in Kansai, you had a drink with a certain entertainer, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Do you have any gag about him?
No, I don't.
Really?!
Were there any other entertainers?
Like Mr. Tamken...
The members are 100% you.
Sometimes Mr. Takameshi...
Only you two know. This is a fact.
Let's hear about your impression of him.
My impression?
Can I say it?
Can you say it to me in a low voice?
What were you doing?
Let me explain the rules.
The company that challenges will be given 15 seconds of notice time.
However, every person who laughs will lose 3 seconds.
The time limit is 5 minutes.
During this time, if 5 people laugh, they will have to send a gift to the viewers.
What is that product, Mr. Kimura?
What is this?
It's all printed in one book.
This time, when Gakken loses, everyone will receive an exciting and luxurious adult science magazine "Adult Science" for 30 people.
Will Gakken be able to withstand Gussanbean's laugh attack?
Now, we're back to our usual business.
Gussanbean will finally appear, and that's where it all starts.
Everyone's faces are...
It looks like they're serious for now.
They look tough.
Maybe Gussanbean will actually laugh?
Here it is!
This is funny!
It's already funny!
If you look at it...
This is crazy!
You're out!
I don't know!
Why did you run past me?
As expected of the editors who are about to finish editing.
There's no sign of laughter.
You can't look at it.
It's only been 5 minutes.
It's about 20 seconds now.
I can't stand it.
Oh! Gussanbean's laugh attack is here!
Gussanbean's laugh attack
Did you just touch it?
The stick...
Do you like it?
Do your best.
There's more.
This is...
Oh, he talked.
He talked.
What is this?
It's been...
5 minutes. That's quite a long time.
You didn't decide anything, did you, Gussanbean?
He ran past me.
Oh, Gussan...
Gussan is laughing a lot.
Is this okay?
This hand...
Is this okay?
He laughed!
He's laughing!
There's only one person left.
Watch out!
He's laughing.
What is he doing?
He's pulling a chair.
What is this?
What do you mean by "just pulling a chair"?
Pulling a chair?
That's right.
Sometimes.
The editing team manages to withstand Bean's attack, but...
They can withstand it.
Basically, they don't try to look at it.
But if you look at it face-to-face, I think they'll laugh at you.
He laughed at you, didn't he? He laughed at you, didn't he?
Humorizer.
Three people left.
Ah! There's a lot of trash in front of you.
This guy looks like he's going to laugh.
Ah! Is he laughing too?
This guy.
Out! She's out!
Now...
Two people left.
Three minutes have passed. Two minutes left.
Two people left.
Two people left. You have to do your best.
You only have six seconds left to advertise.
He laughed! He laughed!
He laughed!
Four people!
One person left!
We'll look at the results as well, but...
Bean made four people laugh.
Three seconds left to advertise.
And...
What is this?
Where did you go?
Don Quijote.
Don Quijote!
Out! Out!
Out!
Unfortunately, five people are out.
Gussan Bean won completely.
However...
Ohno-san! You didn't say you were motivated!
I didn't say I was motivated!
He's angry! He's angry! Ohno-san, you're definitely...
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Gussan Bean! Gussan Bean! Why do you keep winning there?!
You keep winning there!
You were really patient, weren't you?!
It's okay if you couldn't see me, but my hands are sweaty.
You didn't see that riot, either?!
No... I was motivated... I was motivated, but I couldn't see it.
Because... N-Nagumo-san?
It was a permanent track record!
And with that, Gussan Bean will be giving away "Adult Science" to 30 people by lottery!
For more information, visit their website!
And companies that want to challenge Gussan Bean are also asking for a large amount of money!
Please apply!
You guys are losers, aren't you?!
Seiji-sensei Produce's calendar, which is said to make the younger members win!
Finally, Matsumoto will transform and appear!
Hey! Come in here!
There's still a riot this year?!
If you look down, you can see it.
It's scary!
Matsumoto-san!
You can't do that!
Matsumoto will become the hottest guy in the world!
Will he become a fool with that number?!
That's terrible!
It's a Heidi Festival!
If you can, say it!
If you can't, say it!
I don't know it that well, though!
I'll start!
One!
Two!
Three!
You're wearing a bandage!
Wait a minute! Can you listen to me?!
What?!
It's embarrassing because you're wearing a bandage!
It's not like you're wearing a bandage!
It's really embarrassing!
One!
Two!
Three!
Five!
Six!
That's enough!
Thirty!
Twenty!
Twenty one!
Twenty!
Thirty!
That's enough!
A little more!
Thirty-two!
That's enough!
My knees are too hot!
My knees don't work!
It's okay!
Twenty one!
Thirty-two!
Thirty-three!
Thirty-two!
This is cool!
The best hot laugh in midsummer was recorded on the lens!
September! October!
You're doing your best!
Eternal star!
The last decoration is Hamada's eternal star tower!
Seiji!
What was the theme of this song?
"Forever Star"!
No, it wasn't!
This song was popular this year!
It's okay!
There's no reason for it!
I'm not the only one who thinks it's wrong!
Shut up and wear it!
It's not enough, so shut up and wear it!
What is this?
It's annoying!
Alright!
As I thought!
It's here!
"Forever Star" by Yumi Kaoru!
In the previous segment where they decided who looked best in various costumes,
Hamada was overwhelmed by others!
Everyone...
Everyone was popular!
Why is it only me?!
Don't say things like that!
Hamada is trying his best!
What kind of shooting will it be?!
September...
September or October...
It's like autumn!
What are you talking about?!
"Forever Star" is the best!
It's popular now! Why only me?! "Forever Star"! "Forever Star"!
Are you okay? Sit down.
It's out!
It's a landmark!
It's nice!
What is this?!
Let's do a back shot!
It's surprising!
Don't turn on the switch!
It's annoying!
Show me your M-ji!
Lower your butt!
That's it!
This is good!
Make an inviting face!
What are you doing?!
Stop it!
A lot of sexy poses are expected in "Forever Star"!
And in November and December, everyone will be shooting!
Everyone, put this on!
Is this okay?
Okay.
Everyone, gather in front of Sol.
What are you doing, Sensei?
The last scene will be shown in the program.
Okay.
Come on, gather in front of me.
Put your hands together, too.
Put your hands together.
Are you making fun of me?
That's right.
I can't say anything.
What are you talking about?
I can't even tell the direction.
Do you know which direction I'm facing?
Which one are you facing, Sol?
Sol, which one are you facing?
Okay.
Okay, take it.
Okay, okay!
Just by looking at it, it seems like December will be fun.
It became a Christmas-like photo.
Announcement from Mac-chan!
The official mobile site "linkan box", which is very popular, has just started downloading Mac- chan's premiere backshot video!
As you can see, here is how you can access it!
Here is the finished photo that 9 people took!
First of all, it is a very popular "shoot" poem from children to adults.
Even in cold winter, in a real mood!
Announcing the arrival of spring is a sexy backshot of a rugged ogre!
It makes you want to fall in love without realizing it!
And now, the two most energetic people in Japan are blowing away both May and winter!
Decorating midsummer is Matsumoto's super precious "shoot" of becoming a fool who can never be seen elsewhere!
Decorating autumn is the heart of Japanese people, Mitokomon's idol!
In this fun, fun season of Christmas, everyone is together!
It's like a party!
And...
And last but not least, the most important thing on the cover!
The group photo!
Come on, sit down!
Come on, let's take it!
Sensei!
I'm okay, too!
Sensei!
Sensei, don't you want to live somewhere in Meige's industrial area?
Okay!
Yes!
Is it over like this?
Yes, okay!
Okay, thank you! Good job!
(The photo was taken in midsummer.)
I'm worried about the rest of it.
Today is over like this.
Okay, good job!
(The photo was taken in midsummer.)
You can do it so easily.
A few days after this shooting...
Chihara Seiji Produce "Narikiri Calendar 2009" was completed.
If you look at the TBS store where the program goods are sold...
The "Narikiri Calendar" is full of goods.
However, no one can touch it.
After this, we have an important announcement from Rincan!
Announcement from Rincan!
The download of Chihara Political Production "Narikiri Calendar 2009" from January to June, which we shot this time, has now begun downloading!
How to get it is as you can see!
Next time on Rincan...
Don't lose to it!
On the biggest scale of the show market...
Comedians' Ramen Deciding Battle!
Comedians who are good at cooking...
Make original ramen from scratch...
And compete for its taste!
Overcoming hobbies...
Techniques collide...
And pride is poured into a full bowl...
A serious battle without laughing!
This show is...
Univii.
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