AISubs v3.5
*outro*
blinkers
world famous talent show
*applause*
do you need this corner?
no, no, this corner is pretty popular
no, it's already 30 times meaningless
*laughter*
it's a continuing corner
you say that
this set is getting lonely
*laughter*
this show has a lot of respect for you
was the trash can in our dressing room
Atami's?
*laughter*
you've come this far
*laughter*
it's the 5th episode of the series
yes, it's the 5th episode
first, please look at this
up until now
many comedians
have been brought to another dimension
world famous talent show
*music*
banana man kimura
joined shibuya's girls' high school
kimura's student
*laughter*
and
fujiwara fujimoto
*applause*
in shinjuku,
he joined a gay marching band
and became a member of a great gay band
*laughter*
and
nakagawa ketsuyoshi
nice
*laughter*
met nerima zenobu
and was recognized as a rapper
*music*
and
tonight,
another comedian
will be brought to a new world
*music*
this is
a show where comedians
meet people
and share life's
love and emotions
*laughter*
in tokyo
*laughter*
anime, idols, figures
and other subcultures
will be brought together
and worshipped
on the Nakano
road,
another comedian has arrived
*music*
and my guest
is
an otaku
and I have
never met
an otaku before
and
That was disgusting.
There's no way I'd cry.
This time, Goto will spend time with...
otakus.
Otakus are people who have abnormal attachments to anime and idols,
and are constantly trying to fix them.
First contact with such otakus and tension...
I can hear a voice.
What is this?
What is this guy?
Don't you know?
What Goto stepped into...
was an idol's photo shoot.
When he called out to one of the fearsome idols...
Excuse me.
What are you doing here?
I'm doing a photo shoot with a group of otakus.
I'm doing a photo shoot right in front of you.
Could you wait for me for a moment?
No!
He couldn't understand what he was saying, so he tried again.
What are you doing?
Are you streaming?
I'm not streaming.
What are you doing?
He couldn't understand what he was saying and what he was doing, so he waited for 30 minutes.
And now...
Oh! Something's coming!
In Broadway's "Cat's Ear Otaku"...
Goto Teimoto met...
...a footballer.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Look at his back! It's so heavy!
That's the funniest part!
If I were him, I wouldn't be able to float.
Our guest for today is...
GOTO, THE FOOTBALLER!
It's been a while since we've seen you like this!
Goto!
That's right!
You're not really suitable for this segment, Gyo!
You don't really get along with people, do you?
We do, we do!
What are you talking about?
Why is he always looking at the camera from the first shot?
Basically...
I don't know what you're talking about.
But from what we've seen so far, you don't really cry, do you?
No, no, no.
Even you, Mr. Hammer, were crying a lot at the end of this segment.
I was really moved!
You don't look like it, but...
But you're actually a good guy, everyone!
Let's see it!
Here you go!
First, let's introduce ourselves!
I'm Goto, THE FOOTBALLER!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having us!
That's cute!
What's your name?
Um...
I'm Sakura.
Sakura-san!
Nice to meet you!
Why are you wearing a T-shirt like that?
Well, you know...
Everyday, you know...
Today...
You know...
I'm the one who said it!
I see...
Is it too long?
My name is Nyo.
Nyo-san!
You're wearing a pretty cool outfit, but...
This is a cat ninja!
I see...
Nyo-san, can you take off your sunglasses?
No, I don't know who I am...
But I'm a ninja!
Oh, I see...
Can you use ninja arts?
Sorry...
[He's a ninja]
[He's protecting himself]
[He's a ninja]
To protect yourself...
Be careful of fighting...
I'm against it...
What is this?
You guys are holding up, aren't you?!
It's the first one, after all.
I see. Please tell me your name.
Me?
Yes.
I'm Tama-chan.
Tama-chan?
Yes.
What do you do for a living?
I'm also a fritter.
What do you do for a living now?
I'm a fritter.
I'm a famous fritter.
I see.
What do you spend your money on?
Well, I...
Apples...
I have to eat apples every day.
I'm addicted to apples.
I can't eat any more.
I'm addicted to apples.
You only know about apples?
I eat apples every day.
I can eat them day and night.
He wants to eat apples.
Do you have a team name?
We call ourselves "Nakano Broadway Cats".
I didn't understand what you said in the middle of your explanation.
We always meet up in Nakano.
We cheer for each other and talk about various things.
I see.
They are Nakano Broadway Cats.
The men who love these cat ears so much
are from idol fans to 2D anime fans.
They are from all kinds of genres.
Without knowing what they are saying,
they promised not to say anything else.
So we invited them to their secret base.
Oh, this is it!
Isn't she the girl we saw earlier?
This is Himeko-chan.
Himeko-chan.
I was born in a mysterious country.
You are mysterious.
That's why I came here.
This place is like a mysterious country.
That's why I live here without feeling uncomfortable.
Oh, is that so?
Would you like to listen to a song?
Oh, yes.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
I was born in a mysterious country.
That's why I live here without feeling uncomfortable.
Hime!
Hey, hey.
I was born in a mysterious country.
It's delicious!
Like a conditional reflection, they started dancing Otagein.
Imitating idol's choreography, shouting and dancing with love, it's a unique dance that supports idols.
This time, Otagein has a competition.
This time, there's a competition?
I thought of participating in it.
Is it a pretty big competition?
No, it's a pretty good one.
Wow, there's a lot of teams participating.
This autumn, Otagein's first competition will be held.
Are you aiming for first place?
Party! Party!
Like this, a story with an otaku that Goto can't sympathize with opens up.
The next day, Goto comes to the park to practice Otagein.
We're all here now, so we're going to start practicing.
Oh, is that so?
He's smart, too.
The leader's character is to practice hard.
He practices Otagein too much and breaks his arm.
Let's start with OAD.
One, two, three, four.
What's OAD?
It's "over action" Dolphin.
Can you say it again?
It's "over action" Dolphin.
Over action Dolphin is a basic Otagein that you twist your body left and right and raise your head.
Goto's first try at Otagein.
One, two, three, four.
But only two minutes later...
Kano-san, are you okay?
It looks like a simple movement, but Otagein is hard.
Don't do that "jara jara" and "fashionable" thing.
Fashionable? But it's the last one.
See? It's not fashionable.
I know.
But it's not fashionable.
Okay, let's go with "fashionable" then.
Inside of Broadway Cats, there was an iron rule.
"Fashionable" and "tie-off" are prohibited.
Okay, everyone, keep your distance.
The next train is PPPH.
What does that mean?
Pampapan-class.
PPPH stands for "pampapan-class"
You clap your hands and shout out loud.
Goto will also try.
Takeru!
It's pretty tough.
Let's just do it like this.
Just like this?
Yes, just like this without jumping.
One, two, three, four.
If you don't feel like cheering for your opponent, you won't be able to do anything.
Oh, I see.
When you say "foo", it sounds like "moo".
One, two, three, four.
I'm still alive.
Goto, who doesn't feel like cheering for his idol, was just in pain.
Let's take a break.
After two hours of practice, they finally took a break.
Wow, two hours.
Have you changed your mind?
I'm the manager.
Yes.
Would you like some tea?
Pink-haired Ospy, who has a loud voice, is the manager of the team who doesn't dance otage.
You should put your feet on it.
Maybe you're right.
You have to win every time.
It's tough.
Yes, is there anyone who wants to try it?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's my first time doing otage, but it's difficult, isn't it, Tama-chan?
Yes.
I haven't eaten an apple in a while.
Why?
After enduring the apple, the practice continued until midnight.
And later, Goto was brought to a live performance of a mysterious idol called "underground idol".
Yes.
An underground idol who makes the venue boil just by appearing.
An attractive concert that captures the hearts of many men is finally opening up.
On-site! On-site! On-site! On-site!
It's funny to see someone do it.
Welcome to the underground idol club!
An underground idol who makes the venue boil just by appearing.
In a TV drama, there's a love story about Inami- kun.
If you look at it like this, it looks like Inami- kun.
Putting an idol on his left hand is an otaku who's one rank higher.
Goto has grown a little.
Compared to this team, isn't the other team better?
According to rumors, this team will also be participating in the next tournament.
Apparently, compared to the Broadway Cats in the middle,
they were able to show better movements.
After the live.
As far as I can see, the other team was much better.
That's right.
Right?
Tama-chan, how was it?
I wanted to eat an apple earlier.
You wanted to eat an apple?
What's different about this team?
They're young.
It's a wall that can't be helped.
This member is an average age of 40 years old.
That's beautiful.
Men who have overcome fat can't even do agile movements at their age.
There is only practice for young people to dance and win.
For young people, there is still a spirit of swordsmanship.
Until midnight this day, four hours of practice was held.
However, the next day...
Second floor.
Surprisingly, the oldest member, Tama-chan, collapsed and was taken to the hospital.
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
No, I ate taro pudding yesterday.
Taro pudding?
I see.
Let's talk outside.
The reason is difficult to say, but here is an unexpected feeling for Tama-chan's otagei told by his best friend Shiohama-san.
It's difficult, but it's not like I'm injured, so I think I'll be fine if I rest.
Well, you say it like that.
Well, he always works too hard. There are places where you work too hard without showing weakness.
Surprisingly, Tama-chan has been working during the day and practicing otagei until late at night.
In addition, he has been working part-time and living a very hard life.
The reason for doing so far is the unknown past of the members.
Why do you work hard until you collapse?
And most of the people here used to be bullied in the past.
I'm like that, and I heard that Tama-chan was also bullied.
When I was in school, I didn't go to a good school.
I think this place is youth now.
I think I know how it feels to work hard until you collapse.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
Tama-chan worked too hard in a fun time for a student who doesn't have good memories of bullying.
And the other members felt the same way.
They each share their wounds in their hearts.
I used to be left out of my friends.
I'm happy that I can trust my friends here.
I can't improve like this.
No, not at all.
It doesn't matter if everyone gets separated from me.
As long as I have a place to go as a leader.
I see.
When they were students, it was painful and dark due to unreasonable bullying.
However, they became otakus and met friends of the same situation.
They know the joy of heading for the same goal as their friends for the first time.
They say that they are making up for their late youth.
I can only support from behind as a manager.
I hope that I can win the championship in the end.
I really want to trust my friends.
Everyone is doing otakei with various feelings.
I didn't know that much.
But you talked to me seriously like this.
I know that you are doing it with various feelings.
I really want you to do it together as friends.
Let's do our best.
Goto, who used to look down on otakus.
However, knowing their feelings of living in the moment with all their might,
as long as they participate in the competition, they decided not to back down.
And...
I have a suggestion.
To be honest, I don't think we can win like this.
So, let's go to a camp.
Camp?
Let's go to a camp.
With Nyao-san's suggestion, the members of CATS went all the way to Ibaraki...
...to Yamagomori.
Nyao-san's secret base was brought here under the promise of not making things complicated.
It's locked!
It's an idiot's house!
It's scary!
Is it because of the explosion?
Calm down and say it!
Nyao-san's secret base was brought here under the promise of not making things complicated.
It's an idiot's house!
It says "idiot's house" in there!
Don't show it!
It says "idiot's house" in there!
They put their luggage in the idiot's house and worked out in the beach.
They slept in their beds for Tama-chan.
Within a limited amount of time...
...without a minute or a second of rest, Goto took a deep breath.
One, two, three!
It's difficult.
I don't know how it's progressing.
I've hardly ever danced before.
It's difficult.
The team's serious practice continued until late at night.
The next day, practice started again at dawn.
One, two, three, four!
G-me-me! G-me-me!
But Goto was concerned about one thing.
Since he came to training camp, his manager, Ospy, has been feeling down.
And at the end of the day...
Goto's anxiety is taking over.
His manager, Ospy, has disappeared with his luggage.
It shouldn't be that far in the middle of the night, and everyone is looking for it separately.
There he is!
There he is! There he is! There he is!
Where?
Ospy, you're not injured, are you?
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
You don't look like you're injured.
Just what happened to Ospy?
What's wrong?
Ospy!
There are people who sincerely support you for not apologizing to you, but you lied about being an Osakana Girls fan.
Ospy suddenly came out that he was not an idol fan.
Seeing everyone practicing hard for the competition, he felt sorry for lying and jumped out of nowhere.
Why on earth was he on this team with such a lie?
The shocking fact is the reason for that.
Actually, I'm bisexual.
Since I was born, I've been feeling different.
Ospy's sudden confession that he is bisexual.
In addition, because of this illness, he began to talk about the pain he had experienced so far with tears in his eyes.
Ever since I was a boy, I had feelings for girls.
But people don't look at me like that.
No matter which school I go to, or who I believe in...
Yes, same-sex disability is a disease where your heart is a girl's but your body is a boy's, and your body and your heart are born with different sexes.
It's completely different from same-sex love and the like.
Since the time Ospy came to his senses, until now, at school and at work, he has suffered without anyone understanding that he is a girl.
The reason why Ospy-san was in this team is...
When I'm in this team, I feel like I can really express myself.
That's right, these members are kind, and it's a comfortable place where you can be yourself as you are, and that's why they're here.
Other members have confessed their betrayal...
I still want to do it together.
That's right, we all want to do it together, so let's do it.
Ospy-san promised his heart that he wouldn't run away anymore if it was a place where he could admit himself and do what he needed to do.
Even after returning from training camp in order to regain his lost youth...
Goto doesn't hesitate.
Everyone notices.
Onii-chan, fufufu.
You're the one who's disgusting.
You're the one who has the best strategy.
And Tama-chan, who had fallen from exhaustion, has come back to life.
All the members have come together.
All that's left is to do our best in the tournament.
Damn it! Just a little more!
And on the day of the tournament...
An anime song singer who represents Japan has participated in the 2008 Anison Power event.
And the tournament has begun.
Just before the tournament, Goto and the others have their last challenge.
I want to eat D!
Mero! Mero! Mero!
All the members are full of energy.
Finally, the otagei tournament has begun.
In this tournament, idols and otakus of anxiety become one.
They sing live songs, dance otagei, and compete for their sense of unity and perfection.
The team that was overwhelmed at the live show also showed great dancing.
Looking at the faces of the members watching from the stage, I could feel their nervousness.
Goto felt the same way.
It's time for Himeko Sakuragawa and Broadway Cats Nakano to stand on stage.
That's the right answer until morning!
This is a debate show in which nine people lead the right answer about a certain era.
What kind of answer will be thrown out tonight?
Are you ready? Then let's go! Here's the tweet!
What's a cool phrase after a kiss?
What's that?
What's a cool phrase after a kiss?
What's that?
If you press here, ink will come out.
What?
It's true.
I didn't know.
It's dripping.
It's dripping and dirty.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know for the first time.
It's dripping.
Hoto-chan!
Yes!
It's difficult.
I love you.
It's simple and straightforward.
I see.
Is it "cool"?
Is it "I love you"?
Is it "cool"?
Is there anyone who looks like you?
Yes.
It's me.
I love you more than anyone else.
You're mean.
You look like you're angry.
Don't say it!
If you say it, it's bad, isn't it?
If you say it, you'll say it to your wife.
It's bad, isn't it?
Udo.
Yes.
Give me Darjeeling tea.
That's cool!
Why?
That's good!
Darjeeling tea...
I don't know if you want me to hug you...
But I think it's funny.
It's related.
Hug me!
It's the same.
Hug me if you want me to hug you.
Darjeeling tea!
Darjeeling tea is cool!
It's really funny.
For me...
Can't we exchange our bodies?
It's not cool at all!
You're stupid!
Okay, Udo.
It's shorter.
Right?
What?
I know.
I'll say it's cool.
It's cool.
Right now, Darjeeling tea or not...
I know.
Then, first of all...
It's cool.
It's different from someone else's.
But it's not compared.
That's right!
That's not cool at all!
Who are you comparing it with?
If you look at it normally...
It's my favorite soba.
I see, I see.
It's me.
What do you think of Darjeeling tea?
It's good.
Until now, I...
Which one?
Darjeeling tea?
It's still cool.
That "daro" is...
"Daro" is...
That "daro" is...
But men shouldn't say things like that.
"Daro"?
Do you get it now?
Is there disadvantage?
There is disadvantage.
If I kiss you...
"Daro"?
Do you get it now?
If there is disadvantage, I'll...
What disadvantage?
He keeps saying "daro", you know?
I love you more than anyone!
Ok!
"Da" and the cool one phrase after the kiss...
The correct answer is "I love you more than anyone else".
It's cool that you think Darjeelingtee is cool.
Darjeelingtee is cool.
Then it's no good.
Let's continue.
"MAA" starts with "kakkoi machi" which means "cool city".
"MAA" has been around for a long time.
"kakkoi machi"?
"machi"?
Well...
What?
"kakkoi machi"?
I don't know what you're talking about.
"kakkoi machi"?
Is there such a place?
Is there such a famous place?
"kakkoi machi" is very common.
Yes, it is.
"kakkoi machi" is "kakkoi machi".
I want to drink Darjeeling tea in this city.
But "kakkoi" is heavy!
Let's continue!
Write it quickly.
What do you mean?
Madagascar.
shoto
It's a city.
It's not Japan.
Write it to your lawyer.
"hibiki" is cool.
It's not like a cafe.
"kakkoi" is cool.
I think it's around "marunouchi".
It's a city.
"marunouchi"?
"kakkoi" is cool.
It's around "marunouchi".
"hibiki" is awesome.
It's just what you say!
What is this? It's written in black and white!
It's written in black and white.
Uta-chan!
I think it's this one. "Manhattan".
I see!
"Manhattan".
"Madagascar".
"Shoto".
"Manhattan".
It's "Manhattan"!
"Ma" for "cool city".
The answer is "Manhattan".
Let's continue.
"O" for "everyday".
What is this?
The author's intention is...
He's aiming for my chest.
I can't say it, but...
What do you want me to say?
If you get angry...
Is there any English word for "everyday"?
I don't know. It's difficult.
There's no English word for "everyday".
What?
"Everyday" doesn't exist anymore.
It's physical.
Can I write that?
It's red!
"Everyday" exists.
"Everyday" doesn't exist anymore.
It's the same as before.
"O" for "mustache"!
"Mustache"!
Can I say it?
It's close.
The bigger one.
That's a strange way of saying it!
Well, well, well...
The bigger one.
"O" for "nose".
"Everyday" exists.
"Mustache"!
You don't have to say it.
You're so arrogant!
It's natural.
I'm sorry for being yelled at.
You're the only one that gets yelled at!
"Everyday" doesn't exist anymore.
I'm sorry for being yelled at.
"Mustache" exists.
"Mustache" doesn't exist anymore.
1, 2, 3, there are already 4 people.
Yes, understood. Then pee!
You know every day that starts with "oh", the correct answer is "pee"!
We are the girls!
Let's get excited!
What are you doing?
Singing seriously.
I love you!
Nice, you're singing well.
We are the girls!
You'll get tired.
You'll get tired, you'll get tired!
I've never said it to you before.
I've fallen in love with you.
This is terrible.
Men who try to spend their late youth in otagei.
They tend to worry about what others think of them.
It's not wrong to be yourself.
It's scary to do it alone, but it's okay if you have friends.
This otagei, which supports idols, was above all a support for themselves.
And otagei's new trend, high-speed dancing!
Mero! Mero! Mero!
You're the best!
You're the best, Uno-san!
Uno-san's got it now!
What's with you?!
At first, otagei said it was creepy, but now they're united.
And...
Thank you for coming!
Even their beloved Himeko Sakuragawa is very satisfied.
The result of otagei tournament, which got Goto's attention, is...
The Grand Prix goes to...
Sakuragawa!
What a victory!
Goto said he wouldn't be moved, but otagei closed the curtain in the best way possible.
And then, when they said goodbye...
Um...
I'm saying goodbye to you, Yuta-san.
I feel like I won't be able to see you again, and it's painful.
I can't forget what you said to me earlier, "thank you, manager."
I want to say goodbye with a smile, but I can't.
So...
I guess...
I may have caused you a lot of trouble, but thank you very much!
Thanks to you, I was able to get this far.
Thank you very much!
It's the first time in my 43 years of life that I've been able to make such wonderful memories.
It was short, but I'm really grateful for it.
I think it was a good fortune for me to meet such wonderful people.
Thank you very much!
When we first met, I was worried about what kind of person you were.
For example, I think there are many people in the world who see you as one-sided people.
But for me, you are a wonderful friend.
Thank you very much!
I'm leaving now.
Thank you very much!
Mero! Mero!
Mero!
Thank you very much!
What are you crying for?!
You're crying with your eyes closed when you're crying!
I was crying properly!
Are you okay, Tama-chan?
I'm fine.
I really want to eat an apple.
If you only eat apples, you'll collapse!
I'd like you to eat rice, too.
No, really...
Um... really...
You're so stupid!
What's with you?!
You look like you're wearing a swimsuit when you're crying!
I don't know what you're talking about!
What do you think?
There are some pretty girls here.
You're crazy!
Ah, this is basically pretty!
Let's be friends, okay?
Okay.
Let's do our best, okay?
I'm going to eat an apple.
Eating an apple is fun.
Are you okay, Tama-chan?
I really don't want you to go...
Mero! Mero! Mero!