AISubs v3.5
*outro*
Hello!
You know where we are, right?
Have you been waiting for us?
How long have you been waiting for us?
If you've been watching us on TV, you probably know that it's pretty cold outside.
Yeah, it's about three degrees different.
How many degrees is it this hot?
Also, this is the only place where you can order.
It's so far away!
Yeah, it's so far away!
It's so far away!
We've gone all the way down the mountain!
It says "tsumatsuma" (a place with a lot of water)
Ibaraki Prefecture is called "the mountains of Tsukuba", and nine people complain about it.
But...
I've never seen anything like it!
What is going on?
Is this for real?
It's a four-lane road.
Wow!
It's Asakusa! Asakusa!
It's Asakusa!
It's so fun!
What is this?
It's so cold!
You guys are so excited!
It's so cold!
Congratulations!
Hey, that's...
This time, Samba's people...
From Higashijujo...
From Higashijujo?!
Not even Asakusa?!
From Higashijujo?!
Hello, everyone!
Lincoln! Third Anniversary! Congratulations!
The nine of us together...
Lincoln Third Anniversary Project!
The nine of us together will have a one-shot match!
In the past two times...
The nine of us have had a one-shot match for luxury goods...
In a simple game...
He repeatedly got pathetic results!
Many times...
He didn't give up his chance!
I can't do it!
And...
For the third anniversary, again...
A letter from that person...
Everyone, I know you've done it many times...
But today, again...
I'll leave the letter to you...
You know it, don't you?!
Lincoln regular people...
Congratulations for your third anniversary!
Now...
I've been thinking about what I can do...
To celebrate your third anniversary...
But...
For those of you who are greedy for goods and money...
The conclusion is that you only have luxury goods!
So...
As usual, the nine of you together will have a one-shot match!
However...
No matter how many chances you get...
You won't be able to complete a simple game...
And you won't be able to laugh...
It's really bad for you!
What are you talking about?!
Even I...
I'm about to lose my patience!
What are you talking about?!
Why don't you just clear it?
Are you getting emotional?
This beard...
I've become a very rude adult today...
Anyway...
For everyone's success...
I want to see the Japanese Empire rejoice!
Please do your best!
TBS TV...
Job...
Torishima's role...
Ishikawa Makoto!
Um...
What did you say?
Um...
I don't really think about you, Matsumoto-san...
I'm sorry!
However...
This game's referee...
Ogiwagi-sensei...
Sensei?!
Why are you calling me "sensei"?!
Your judgment is my judgment...
So please don't go against it!
Even now...
It's very rude, isn't it?
Why are you calling me 'sensei'?
It's like that...
Amara-san...
You don't really think about Amara-san either, do you?
I don't like it!
I'm getting angry now!
Hey, Matsumoto-san!
Yes?!
What does this mean for the nine of you?!
It's a one-shot game!
That's right!
It's a one-shot game!
Yes!
No matter how many times you do it...
This time you really have to do it in one shot!
You can't do it!
Up until now...
The nine of them have completely ignored...
The very easy-to-understand rule of one-shot games...
You can do it!
And now...
There's a warning from Yahagi...
This time...
If you really ask for it a second or a third time...
Then...
Ogi is really...
Scary, you know...
Yes...
Ishikawa Makoto-sama...
Has taught me martial arts...
Ishikawa Makoto-sama...
Be careful with that sword...
However...
If you clear it in one shot...
Now...
We'll give you what you want the most!
Again, we couldn't hold back our requests for 9 people!
The first item is...
A luxurious queen-sized bed!
The one who requested for this luxury item is...
I think it's Amano for sure!
Who do you think it is?
I think it's Amano for sure!
Actually, it's me.
By the way, it's 250,000 yen now!
It has to be expensive, but...
How small is it?
I think it's about 12 square meters.
There's also this space here!
That's right!
Do it upstairs!
The second item is...
A super-recent Blu-ray recorder!
The one who requested for the most popular luxury item is...
Which one is it?
From what I heard, Blu-rays look very beautiful!
It just came out, so...
It's 230,000 yen!
It's a 1TB DIGA recorder!
1TB DIGA...
100GB DIGA...
It's not that expensive...
1/2TB DIGA...
The next item is...
A Macchiocco DVD box and photo book!
Which one is Macchiocco's favorite?
This is what you all wanted, right?
I think this is the best one.
When this was released,
it became a sensation.
It became popular among men.
I feel like I'm competing with a cameraman.
And once again,
Hotohara requests a laser distance for golf.
Just give me this already!
What is it?
It measures distance.
How far is it from your partner?
From my partner...
It's near.
How far is it?
It's about 3 meters.
Can I hit you until you really leave?
For your information,
"Survival" "Genius Idiot" "Tomorrow's Joe" manga set.
What did they hope for?
This "Genius Idiot" is...
Akatsuka-sensei has already given it to me,
but I'm going to read it one more time.
How much is it?
It's 27,000 yen!
I can't take it with me.
If you don't have it, I'll go and buy it.
That's your personality!
You really want it, don't you?
The luxurious word "queensize" has come up again.
What did they hope for with this high-class buzzer?
It's me!
What have you been doing all this time?
It's gone now!
All you have is your face kicked in.
Is this worth it?
This is 270,000 yen.
It's expensive!
It's more expensive than kicking in!
It's expensive!
Really?!
Is your hand okay?
My hand?
Here it is.
I haven't bought it yet.
I'm wearing it mentally.
If it gets dirty, you can buy it.
I don't want it.
What is it?
Take it!
The next item is a high-class, cool-looking three- piece set.
What did Oshare-san hope for with it?
Me!
Is it expensive?
No, you know...
Is it okay?
This thin straw hat...
This hat is expensive.
You should wear it with your hat.
Hmm...
You know what I mean, right?
Like Sukitei Kachou-san.
What is this?
Next up is a downtown-scale product.
First of all, what does Hamada want?
I'll take those shoes.
Are you okay?
Mountain Light Suede.
Okay!
These are all-colors.
Especially this red one.
It's a limited 300-speed model.
It's difficult just to get it.
Thank you very much.
It was there, wasn't it?
It's really expensive.
This one is 50,000 yen for one speed.
50,000 yen for one speed?
That's expensive.
Thank you very much.
Do you wear it often?
Yes, I do.
I wear it at work, too.
Like this?
And what does Matsumoto want?
Ah, this!
All of them?
DVDs, CDs, DVDs...
All of them!
You liked them so much.
Up to the 8th CDs.
I saw all of them.
And one day, I really...
wanted to be in a student role.
You're late!
You're too late!
If you could clear even one game...
We'll give you all of them...
The Super Big Bumble Bee Project!
However, all games are one-shot matches!
Here is the first game!
Trot vs Strike 1m Soccer Bowling!
This is a game where you cut a soccer ball set on the ground and defeat 3 bowling pins.
If you defeat 9 people in a row for each ball, you get a prize.
The distance is 1m, which is a big, big, big service!
Hey, you're underestimating me!
This is easy.
You're not a kid.
I'm glad you said you underestimated me.
Huh?
If Ishikawa-sama from last time's "Look, Rugby!" couldn't even do that easy of a serve, he'd say "This is all I can do!"
That's right. Last time, Ishikawa-sama scored a rugby goal kick from just 2m away, but...
It's in my imagination.
Start!
I'm not good at it, but I want to do it.
And his subsequent attempts...
Huh?
It ended in a terrible result.
If you say "This is all I can do!" and they say "You can't do it!" you're underestimating me!
I really can do it, if you say that.
You can do it?
Yes, I can do it.
You can do it?
Yes, I can do it.
I can do it.
Even if you say that, you can't do it if you say you can do it!
You can't do it if you say it's easy!
So, just in case, but really just in case...
One of our fans gave us a one-point-advice.
Right?
If you do it like that, you'll fall.
A hint!
Yes...
If you kick it straight, it's okay.
It's straight.
It's okay?
Yes.
How many years later will you be able to laugh at this?
For now, Miyasako will...
An experienced player.
Yes, an experienced player.
An experienced player.
How should I say it...
An inside kick.
First of all, you have to learn this.
I know, I know.
Miyasako, just do it and decide!
Show me!
Miyasako, show me!
First of all, Miyasako, an experienced soccer player.
Will he be able to show his skills to the members?
I think so.
Let's go.
I don't know the meaning of it.
Wait a minute!
Miyasako!
Wasn't it heavy?
Why did you kick it hard?
What? What?
You don't have to kick it hard.
I know this! I know this!
What are you doing, Miyasako?
Let's stop the camera for now.
What's wrong with you, Miyasako?
What's wrong with you?
Are you cold, Miyasako?
No, no, no.
Miyasako's unspeakable failure ends everything.
Hey!
No, no, no!
It's over if you fail!
Let's start with Gussan for now!
No, no, no!
That's why I gave you my advice!
Gussan!
What are you doing?
The staff...
What are you doing, Gussan?
Hey!
Why are you doing this?
That's...
Don't do it on your own!
What's going on?!
It's like they're all doing it together...
Right, right!
Seriously!
You're doing it on your own?
Miyasako...
You're doing it on your own?!
Do you want me to say no?!
Seriously, seriously...
Miyasako isn't like that anymore!
It's not like "Regular"!
It's like "Junior"!
Get that! Get that!
Can I line you up?
It's "Junior", right?
Yes!
It's "Junior"!
It was a meaningless negotiation, but since he's pitiful, he'll give him a second chance.
Let's go for "Gusa"!
Oh, is that so?
Let's go for "Gusa" for one person!
Yes!
Well, then...
It's fine, right?
Yamaguchi is an all-around athlete!
Will it be a success?
Did you see that, "Gusa"?
The goal is a direct hit from Hamada!
And the number of pins he dropped is...
I only dropped one!
It's not like "Gusa"!
It's like "Morigakusan"!
It's not like "Gusa"!
It's like "Gusa"!
At least you should have dropped it!
That clumsy foot of yours!
If you drop it, you won't hit the first pin!
You can't do that, "Gusa"!
You're slower than me!
Hamada didn't hit the first pin, and the re- challenge is over.
Even if you do this, you won't be able to clear it.
Ogi should be able to do it in one go.
I'll show you Ogi's secret technique.
You should kick it straight.
Ogi, who was doing a sword bash, will show you his secret technique!
Ogi, show us your secret technique!
I'll show you my secret technique.
He's strong!
Who has succeeded in Ogi?
Let's do a re-challenge.
What about you, Matsuo?
Let's start with Matsuo.
You're getting better at making flow, aren't you?
You're going too fast.
It's getting harder for me to stop you.
Matsuo, is it okay for you?
It's okay for me.
I'm a little nervous.
You're a little nervous, aren't you?
Let's do it!
Matsuo!
Yes!
Please!
Matsuo is nervous of only one meter.
Please!
He's good!
Matsuo, even though he lost the ball, succeeded in the miracle!
Who's next?
Let's do a re-challenge.
You're getting better at making flow, aren't you?
Who's next?
Will it be Matsuo?
Of course!
Please!
You shouldn't be nervous.
Just lightly tap it.
You're not going.
At least make me nervous!
Just you two!
It's over. It's really over.
It's over!
With only 1 meter, they couldn't even defeat 3 pins and couldn't get any prizes!
The next game is this!
Pick up, clean up, basketball!
In this game, all you have to do is throw a basketball into a basket 60 centimeters wide and 45 centimeters high.
If one person throws 9 balls and 9 people succeed in a row, they clear!
That's another 2 meters of great service!
That's right!
If a ball goes in, you just collect it, right?
You collect it?
I don't like that part.
It looks like you're going to hit it in front of you.
It's okay, it's okay.
Now!
This is for someone who's pretty good at it.
Shall we start with Hoto-chan?
Can you play basketball, Hoto-chan?
Shall I go first?
Are you okay?
Matsuo has experience in baseball and is confident in throwing.
Hoto-hara will challenge!
Now, Hoto-hara-san!
Please!
I'll put it in! I'll put it in!
If you hit it like this, it'll go in.
Please!
Will Hoto-hara-san, who easily cleared it, be able to continue playing basketball?
Please!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
It's okay, it's okay.
That was close!
It's okay, it's okay.
That was close!
Is it over?
It's over!
But that...
But that will go in!
Hoto-hara-san's ball went in and it flew out.
Failure!
It went in!
If it was like this, it would have gone in!
It was in there!
What was that?
Is it okay?
It was out.
That was really lucky.
If you said it was okay, I would have done it again.
That was bad.
It really was out.
It was out.
If you said it was bad, it would have gone in.
That was a little...
It was out.
It's not regular.
It's like a Sepia.
A Sepia?
I've never seen one like it.
Please do something different.
Since it's a group of nine, I want at least six or seven people to go out.
Please, seriously.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
What should I do?
It's about Ogi, right?
Ogi, I'm counting on you.
I know a lot about him.
I'm counting on you, Ogi.
I'm counting on you.
Then...
Let's do it one more time!
I didn't want you to do it!
You should have asked me!
Thanks to Ogi's kindness, they were able to do it again!
Seriously, everyone!
You shouldn't do it randomly!
You shouldn't underestimate people who can't do it!
I do it a lot at home.
You do it a lot at home?
Yes, in my toy box.
Mimura-san!
The second challenge is from Mimura.
Will he be able to use the kindness of an ogi?
Please!
Lightly, lightly, lightly.
Yes!
Mimura-san, please!
Hit the ball and go up.
Please!
Mimura-san, please!
This way, this way.
Again! Again!
Hit it now!
Please!
Mimura-san, please!
Hit it!
Hit it here!
Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
It was here!
What?!
By the way, Ootake-kun...
Yes, yes, yes.
Wow, this is tough!
Even if I didn't score even 0 goals, it wouldn't have gone in.
How many did you score?
8 goals, right?
8 goals.
You can't score from there.
Can we do it like this?
If it's like this...
It's open.
He's raising the microphone.
I usually take off my tissue and say "ah".
That's how you feel?
No, no.
Is there another time?
Is there another one?
This is no more.
This is really no more.
I'm going to the store.
I want to go to the store.
I don't want to go to the store.
At first, I went up to the yard.
Ah, I see. Let's line up. Line up and put it in order.
Listen to me!
I don't know if I'm in tempo or not.
I'm begging you!
Shall we do it one more time?
Thanks to God's gift, this is the third attempt. Will we get the prize this time?
Let's go for the tempo! Please!
No, no, you can't do it!
I saw your face!
Are you really going for the tempo?
Of course!
I can't do it at all!
It's over! Let's go for the next stage!
Thanks to God's gift, this is the third attempt. Will we get the prize this time?
Here is the next game!
"Health Check"! Step on the spot for 30 seconds!
This is a "health check" method that is actually carried out.
Hide in one meter square and step on the spot.
Three people in one group for 30 seconds. If no one comes out of the frame, it's clear!
This is a three-time chance.
If you don't have confidence, you can't do it with three people.
If you can't do it, you can't do it.
The city welcomes this kind of thing.
Since it's a "health check", let's start with the elderly.
Mr. Downtown and Mr. Mimura.
My knees are shaking.
Let's try it.
Hamada, Matsumoto and Mimura, who are over 40 years old and are thought to be the "carrier" of this game, will challenge!
Are you ready?
Is this in the middle?
It's in the middle.
This is fine, right?
That's right.
You have a cute gaze.
Let's do it.
You were able to do it in three steps.
Old man!
This is fine, right?
No, no, no!
It's dangerous!
This is fine, right?
It's fine, it's fine!
With great anxiety in Hamada's heart, the challenge of the three begins!
Now, 30 seconds of stepping on the ground!
Ready!
Start!
This is fine, right?
Let's do it.
Raise your knees more.
One, two.
Raise your knees more.
One, two.
Raise your knees more.
One, two.
Raise your knees more.
More.
Three seconds before.
One, two.
Stop!
Don't do that!
Please open it!
What?!
Everyone came out!
I'm sorry, but you're terrible!
Hammer-san came to pick me up when I was here!
He came to pick you up?
Not at all!
You two were close!
Hammer-san, not at all!
You were always here!
People who come out are people with distorted bodies.
You're talking about distorted bodies, right?
I don't know about that. It's distorted somewhere.
I don't know where it's distorted.
Maybe you went to buy cigarettes?
I don't know where it's distorted.
I know where it's distorted!
The next challenge is...
Otake, Udo, Fotohara who are a little younger than average age!
Ready, start!
You can do it!
Raise your legs!
That's good!
You can do it!
Shake your arms more!
Otake-san, more!
Otake-san, shake your arms more!
Raise your thighs!
Otake-san, raise them more!
10 seconds left!
Raise them more!
It's distorted!
Raise them more!
Everyone, please take off your eye masks!
That was close!
You two were close!
Udo-chan was also close!
You were the first one to come out!
Really?
You came out right away.
The ground is a little...
You came out with one step.
The last hope is entrusted to Yamaguchi, Amano and Miyasako!
Can they step on the ground?
Let's go!
All three of you, step on the ground for 30 seconds!
Ready, start!
You can do it!
Raise your legs!
Otake-san, raise them more!
Shake your arms!
More! Yamaguchi-san, raise your arms more!
Yamaguchi-san, shake your arms!
Miyasako-san, raise your arms!
Raise them more!
More!
Yamaguchi-san, raise them more!
Miyasako-san, raise them more!
Time's up!
Everyone, please take off your eye masks!
Wow!
The team made a mistake!
The team made a mistake,
but the rest of the festival...
The rest of the festival...
It was a clear!
The team formation was wrong,
and this game was also not cleared!
The next game is this!
Catch Toro, drone with ultra sole!
In this game, you'll use a device with paper tape that you use in concerts and other events.
Shoot a variety of colored paper tape from the table at once, and if you catch a gold tape from one of them, you clear the game!
Now, this is the strategy. Please tell us about your strategy.
I will now dance.
Everyone, please imitate the dance, sing it in ultra soul at the end, and then record it.
Let's practice and try it out.
What will their dance be like?
Music, start!
It's dancing!
Wow!
It's old-fashioned.
It's old-fashioned?
Where did you learn it?
Suddenly, a guitar came out of nowhere.
I learned it at home.
It's not like that.
You have to do it like this.
Can they catch the tape while imitating the strange dance of an ogi?
Let's go!
Everyone, catch it in ultra soul!
Music, start!
It changed!
Let's go!
Watch out! Watch out!
You just fell down, didn't you?
You just picked up what you dropped, didn't you?
Did you drop it?
I saw you picking up what you dropped.
That's terrible!
That was terrible!
That's not true!
You'll get caught!
That's terrible!
That's not true at all!
That's true!
Did you get caught?
I'll do it one more time.
It's not fair to do the same thing over and over again.
It's like you're upset.
I can do it one more time.
I can't do it one more time.
I can do it one more time.
What's that?
It's clear that you're caught.
You can't do it.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I'm explaining.
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
I saw you picking up what you dropped.
All the strings we picked up have their names on them.
If we all picked up and said "yay!",
it would be like "look at this, you picked it up."
You shouldn't say that!
That's not true!
You shouldn't say that!
It's not fair!
What's this?
Why did you pick it up?
It's not fair!
What's this?
I'm sorry!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with your name?
There's no reason for you to say that when you're flying.
Let's move on to the next game!
Regardless of the name, Udo couldn't catch it and it's over.
The next game is this!
Everyone carries a dryer!
This is a game where you use the dryer's number and the nine of you work together to carry the balloon to the goal without dropping it on the ground!
If you catch the balloon in the basket and catch the 90,000 yen that falls from the trash can at the end, the game is cleared!
Is there no practice round?
Let's do a simulation, everyone!
Without using the balloon!
The real thing is a one-shot game, so first we'll do a simulation with an air balloon!
Here we go!
Catch it! Catch it!
Pass it to me! Pass it to me!
Pass it to me!
Which one is it?
It's Odoku's!
Here we go!
Pass it to me!
Here we go!
Pass it to me!
It's a master piece!
You can do it! You can do it!
The image is perfect!
Will they be able to celebrate their third anniversary with the prize?
Here we go!
Everyone, carry it!
Dryer Fuwa Fuwa Balloon!
Start!
You're so delicate!
Don't drop it!
Slowly! Slowly! Up! Up! Up!
Up! Up! Up!
It's hard!
It's harder than you think!
It's fine if you drop it.
Mimura! Mimura!
I might drop it too!
Don't go there!
Watch out! Watch out!
Mimura!
Are you okay?
You did it!
This is frustrating.
It's difficult.
It doesn't reach.
But you somehow got the hang of it.
That was a lot of fun.
The balloon broke.
I was going to make you do it, but you didn't say anything.
You should have asked Ogi.
But you got the hang of it.
You did it.
Ishikawa-sama must be angry too.
I sounded like a princess.
Ask Ogi again.
But you didn't say anything.
I wish I could have asked Ogi.
But you didn't say anything.
Shall we do it one more time?
They are surprised. They show the face of Buddha and do the last challenge.
This is the last challenge.
Let's do it together. Doraia Fuwa Fuwa Parade.
Ready, start!
Nice!
Nice! Top batter is next!
It's scary!
Let's do it!
To the center!
To the center! In the middle!
Wait!
Can you run over there?
Not yet!
From there!
Not yet!
Watch out
Get the front
I'm scared
They're coming
OK
Not good
Over there
There
I got it
Go! Go! Go!
Slowly! Slowly!
Go! Go! Go!
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Wait a minute!
You said you had 90,000 yen!
What did you say?
Hey!
90,000 yen!
Give me back my 90,000 yen!
Why did you say that?
I said "dosa dosa" and dropped it.
You said you had 90,000 yen, but you don't have 90,000 yen.
No, no, no!
You said "sushi" and I dropped it.
No, no, no!
Give me back my 90,000 yen!
No, no, no!
I had 90,000 yen!
Give me back my 90,000 yen!
No, no, no!
I was trying to do it normally, but I had 90,000 yen!
It's over.
I shouldn't cheat!
I couldn't get the money and I'm sorry about the last stage!
Sigh...
Hahaha!
This is a difficult game!
Wow!
You did well!
Yes!
At this point...
Yes!
It's worth 90,000 yen!
It's worth it!
Why did you say that after the game was over?
Now!
It's over!
Apologize to Yahagi!
Why do you have such ugly faces?
What's wrong with your faces?
Do it properly!
Do you want some tea or ice cream?
You guys can't do anything!
Why did you say that after the game was over?
Shut up!
Don't get carried away!
Stop it!
Apologize to Yahagi!
I'm sorry.
What?
I'm sorry.