AISubs v3.5
Excuse me, I don't know who I'm talking to, but could you not sit next to the drummer and the bandmaster?
I can always hear their evil laughter.
I'm sorry.
What did you say?
Is it okay for me to laugh?
Yes, laugh all you like.
Thank you very much.
Everyone, today in this hot weather...
We can still gather like this.
What's this?
I'm sorry.
I can't keep my hands off of you.
You're funny.
What's this?
Wow!
What's this?
I'm sorry.
What's this?
I'm sorry.
What's this?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Who is it?
It's the middle girl and...
Who is it?
You're wrong!
Hello!
You're ignoring me.
Hello.
I told you at first.
We'll do a one-night match with nine of us.
We did it for the 100th anniversary, didn't we?
It was to commemorate the 100th anniversary of Lincoln.
Nine regular Lincoln players challenged themselves to a one-night match for the prize they wanted.
Can you do it?
Even though they broke the one-night match rule, they couldn't clear any of the games.
They stopped their unity.
And the conclusion of this project was...
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
What?
I'll show you this way!
The end!
It was over with your mistake.
The last one was your mistake.
No, it's not.
It's not anyone's fault.
What's wrong with it?
It's not anyone's fault.
It's his fault!
Well, everyone.
I'll read a letter from one of you.
Please listen to it again.
Today is the second episode of "Big Wheel Project" which we did several months ago to commemorate "Lincoln Broadcast" 100 times.
This time, I'll show you the unity which you couldn't show me.
What?
I want you to show me.
Please give courage to TBS, no, children and human beings on earth.
Company, TBS Television, Job Administration Department, Ishikawa Makoto!
TBS!
Moreover, this game's judges also asked Mr. Ogihagi.
No matter what happens, please don't oppose their judgment.
Then call me!
Call me once!
Ishikawa-sama will never appear in this show!
What?
He will never appear in this show!
What?
Ishikawa-san, what?
Call me once!
Why did you say that?
If we succeed today, we'll show you our products.
This time too, we asked for the products which we wanted the most.
Once again, we have a ridiculous request!
First of all, a shape-up set of Shinji Takehara produced for 50,000 yen!
We requested this!
This! Yes, it's me.
Last time, when someone said it, I thought, "Ah, I really want it."
Um, over the past few months, I've gained 6kg.
6kg?!
What caused you to gain 6kg?
You can't say things like that.
First of all, is it called "hard work, hard work"?
That's right.
It's hard work, right?
That's right.
That's a normal reason, right?
Is there a more interesting reason?
That's dangerous!
The second item is a super lightweight suitcase of 70,000 yen.
Even with this request, Yahagi insists!
Um, it's probably me.
For real?
You don't have anything like this for real?
I don't have one for real!
That's for real, right?
It's durable and doesn't break. It's light, right?
Where do you bring it when you go somewhere?
On vacation.
Place?
Huh?!
Where do you bring it when you go somewhere?
On vacation.
Where do you bring it when you go somewhere?
Hey, go away!
The next item is an aero bike for dieting.
The person who wants to diet with this is...
I think it's unexpected, but...
What?!
It's not unexpected!
I feel like I've gotten a little fat lately.
You've gotten a little fat lately!
It's got a rubber band.
It's got enough space, right?
Ah, it's got data!
It's got data!
It's a really good one!
Is this for dieting?
Yes, it is.
Is this for dieting?
Can you dig it up for me?
So, Tomica...
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's only 1,120 yen! - Wow!
- This is nice! - This is nice!
He's a real adult!
It seems that Gussan has something he wants to try with this Tomica!
I'm so happy!
You wanted this?
I love cars and I thought it would be hard to own one at a time like this.
But you can do it if you want to see it, right?
- You're right! - You're right!
So you line them up like this...
And you know how the cameramen go like this?
You can do it like this with your own eyes.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I see! - I see!
The next product is a Dita sunglasses that cost 50,000 yen each!
The person who ordered this is...
- Dita! - What's this?
- Dita sunglasses! - What's this?
- Yes! - What's this?
- Dita! - Yes!
- Try it on. - Try it on.
- Can I? - Can I try it on?
When did you start wearing Dita sunglasses?
It's been a while.
My face feels weird.
- It's really stylish! - It's really cool!
I'm a little...
And, a guy who still wants to enjoy summer, who requested a beach pool and a side table as a set, is...
The balcony of my house has become like this. I want to recreate this now.
- And the chair and table, too. - This is awesome!
For example, you can go in like this and swim.
I think it's a normal one.
Is there one that's different from others?
There is one that's different from others.
Oh, this is one that's different from others.
Oh, you hit the table.
Just kidding.
In addition, laser distance for golf is a desired product of Matamo and Hotohara.
Last time, Hamada said this, but...
Hotohara, you can keep it, but you probably won't use it.
Is it a must for you?
I really want it no matter what!
You can't buy it on the street.
You can do it like this.
I'm tired.
I can't put it in!
From now on, it's a hope product of downtown.
What does Hamada want the most now?
This is a cell phone wallet.
Wallets are not bad, right?
This is 11,500 yen.
It's not gold or silver.
It's dangerous.
It's amazing.
I usually wash my phone, but is there anything interesting to wash?
Wash it?
What are you doing?
I hate it when people call me "Oscillate".
I hate it.
Next, what does Matsumoto want?
It's good.
It's a hot topic now.
I have a talent for this and I remember it.
You do?
Yes, but...
It's hot.
You don't have a will, do you?
I do, but I bring it up gradually.
Look, he's awake now.
It feels good.
It's good, right?
He's used to it.
He opened his mouth.
Why are you playing with this alone at home?
You really don't have any friends.
All of these products will be given away if you clear the game.
However, the game is a one-shot game.
Men don't have a second chance.
Here is the first game!
"All together, revenge! One Minute Volleyball Pass"!
Last time it ended in 60 seconds.
Last time, in this game, nine people...
What?
With only 6 seconds, he left a shameful result.
Now, let's start the game!
Will he take revenge for his product and his pride?
Are you ready? Let's go!
Let's do it one more time.
Not "one more time", it's over.
Please do it one more time.
There's no second time.
It's over when it's over.
This time, I'll throw it.
I'm scared.
Now, let's start!
ONE MINUTE BALLET BALL PASS!
Start!
Why did you hit me in the middle?
Who hit me?
Why did you hit me in the middle?
It's over!
Why did you hit me in the middle?
Who hit me?
Why did you hit me first?
It's really important.
Who hit me?
You don't have to admit it.
Someone is aiming for it.
No one has a problem with it.
This is the second game in which YAMUOZU is blamed for his mistake.
This is the third game in which YAMUOZU is blamed for his mistake.
Do something about it!
You're bad at it!
It's a long game, but it's about 30 seconds.
I thought it was about 30 seconds, but it's about 30 seconds.
Next!
You can do it!
There's no next game.
Calm down.
I'll aim for 40 seconds.
If you say that, this game will be no fun at all!
If you say that, I'll shave off all of your body hair.
One minute was too long for the old men.
They didn't even get half of 30 seconds.
Their revenge was a failure!
Here's the next game!
All hands on deck!
Rugby goal kick!
In this game, you kick a rugby ball you've set on the ground to a goal you've reduced in height and width, and if you can score 9 goals in a row for each player, you clear the game!
The distance is only 2 meters! This is also a one- shot game!
With this, you can play that distance with ease!
By the way, you can do all of the tricks easily!
Do it once! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Do you want me to show you?
You don't have to do it!
Why? Why do you stop me?
Even if you hit the bar and fall over there, is it safe?
It's safe! It's safe!
I want to go over there!
Let's do Miyasako first!
Let's clear it lightly first!
I was in the soccer club!
The shape is different!
Miyasako, who has experience in soccer!
Miyasako, you should tilt it forward!
Should I tilt it diagonally?
It's better to do it like this!
What? What?
The way you do it will change!
Let's do it like this!
Let's do it individually!
No, let's do it like this!
If you do it like that in the morning...
You will definitely fall!
You can't walk!
Let's go!
Top batter Miyasako!
Start!
Whether you cry or laugh, it's a one-shot game!
Will it be a success?
Start!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's delicious!
Miyasako, while nervous, cleared!
Who is the next challenger?
Who will you go?
I'm confident in my head.
Otake!
I'm confident in my head.
The second challenger is Otake, who is confident in his head for some reason.
Should I go with a toe kick?
What did you do just now?
This is better.
No, you're doing it wrong.
You're doing it wrong.
This is wrong.
You're doing it wrong.
You have to do it straight.
You can't do it like this.
Then I can't do it like this.
I want to do it, but I can't do it like this.
Then Otake.
You don't have to say that.
Start!
There are still two people left.
I definitely want to succeed here!
Start!
It's too early!
As expected, there was no basis for Otake's confidence.
It's over!
I haven't touched it yet.
It's a rule.
It's a double-edged sword.
Don't do it as if it were natural.
If you hadn't made a mistake,
I don't know what would have happened.
Even if you succeed,
it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter?
It doesn't matter.
Why don't you say that?
It doesn't matter?
Well, well.
Why don't you say that?
Let me do it!
It doesn't end with this kind of gag.
It doesn't end.
It's a side challenge that has nothing to do with the game.
It's a good thing.
I went to rugby school when I was in elementary school.
It's a good thing.
I'll do it.
Ready, start!
I'll do it.
You look like you're going to do it.
I'm late, aren't I?
Try it.
You can do it.
Try it.
It feels really light.
It feels light.
You can't do it.
It's too hard.
It's light, isn't it?
It's beautiful.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous here.
In the end, no matter how many times they try, they can't succeed.
Even in this game, they can't get the prize.
The next game is this one!
Riders, catch the jet balloons!
In this game, you have to shoot up all nine jet balloons.
Then, you have to chase one of them.
If you catch one of them without putting it on the ground, you win!
We can't aim at the legs, can we?
Let's divide it up by color.
Gusan is yellow.
Ootake is red.
Matsumoto is pink.
They used their brains and decided on the color of the jet balloons, but...
If it's me, it's blue.
It's blue. I understand.
What color is it?
It's pink!
Why do you have a bad feeling about it?
It's pink! It's pink!
It's more like a condom.
It's a condom.
But, the one we used the other day...
Let's start!
Ready...
Start!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah
Back to yellow
Let's go, this, yellow
We don't want this, we don't want this
It's baked ochre, we don't have to buy it, it's about to expire
Not bad, not bad
Not bad, right?
Let's do it one more time
One more time
Just one more time, say "maybe"
That means...the results wouldn't be related to any merchandise
Be clear on that
It doesn't matter
It's too early for that.
He will be pushed by his seniors who are not clear and will try again.
Let's go!
Let's start the lottery catch!
YOSHIKO!
I can't do it!
Thank you!
He can't do it!
That's unfortunate.
Was it amazing?
It was lit up pink, but it was aiming for my red.
It was getting dark between the light.
It was red and pink.
It looked like red.
The game is over with only balloons dancing.
Now, the next game is this one!
It's called "Packing Marshmallow Hole in One"!
This is a game where you have to throw marshmallows into each other's mouths on a table 1 meter and 20 centimeters apart!
If 9 people can do it in a row, it's clear!
That's hard!
Can I try it?
First of all, how easy is it?
It's easy!
It's really easy!
Is it?
How easy it is depends on how good you are at it!
But here's what we didn't expect!
From the top?
From the top.
From the top?
Yeah.
What's wrong with you?
You made a weird sound!
You made a weird sound in your ankle!
I hurt my knee a lot!
Did you eat a lot of barley?
You hurt your knee a lot!
You said "barley" and you said "knee"
It was a knee that was stuck in a place that had nothing to do with the game!
What should we do?
People are surprisingly strong.
That's hard!
I'm not confident at all!
Should we go from there?
Let's go!
First, the Udo-Yamaguchi pair will go first!
I've said it many times, but it's a one-shot game!
Let's go!
No, I'm scared! I got one just now!
Monster Catching! Ready... Start!
Hey, what is this?
What is this?
No, this is, you know...
This is, you know...
So, shouldn't we think about it a little more?
The first person who is good at it...
You have a big mouth...
I don't really make mistakes...
I was worried...
I had a rally earlier...
But I didn't do much...
You didn't do much? You shouldn't do it either!
It's too harsh...
Ogi and Hagi will challenge again...
Will Kano and Otake pair up and succeed?
You've decided, haven't you?
Let's go!
Get ready...
Start!
Which one is worse?
You shut up!
What's going on?
Wear it!
What is this?
Wear it!
Someone who succeeded...
Wear it!
It's low!
It looks more fluffy!
Why did you put it here?
It's low!
Can we admit that we succeeded?
How can we admit it?
Except for rain, nobody could catch marshmallows.
In the first place, ignoring rules of one-shot game is too much.
So we can't give prizes.
The next game is this!
Let's fly together!
Flying airplane 100 meters!
In this game, each player will make their own paper airplane and fly it one by one.
If the total distance of 9 people exceeds 100 meters, the game is clear.
It's a very simple game!
I hope you'll make your dream come true.
That's right.
I love you so much.
That's right.
I'm worried about my legs, so I'm worried about my future.
It's become like this.
While remembering the paper airplane they made in the past, the members are anxious.
Each of them will name their airplane and make it fly in the sky!
I'm a little scared of your airplane, Hoto-chan.
I'm scared of yours, too.
I'm scared of yours, too, Mimura-san.
Are you okay with our theme?
I'm okay with that.
I'm a little scared of your airplane, Hoto-chan and Mimura-san.
Shall we try it?
Shall we go first?
Yes, let's go first.
Let's go first.
The first airplane is Hoto-hara.
How many deep impact airplanes will it fly?
Have you decided how you're going to make it fly?
That's right.
Will it come back?
Will it be okay?
Will it really come back?
Everyone, fly your paper airplanes 100 meters away!
Ready, start!
Okay, go!
See?
It's just paper trash.
As expected, the deep impact airplanes were just paper trash.
The remaining 8 people will have to fly 100 meters away.
The second person is Mimura, 20 meters away.
I'll go 10 meters away.
The second person is Mimura.
Ready, start!
It didn't fly.
I threw it.
It's a piece of paper.
I threw it 20 meters away.
I threw it here.
I see.
It looks like it's going to fly.
Really?
As the number of people is increasing, Udo's white virgin is successful!
Udo is sad.
He's licking his teeth!
He's licking his teeth.
He's licking his mouth.
He's licking his mouth since he was born.
Zunoha, ready, start!
It's heavy.
It didn't go over 10 meters.
Is it Amano?
Zunoha of Linkern is expecting Amano.
How many meters will the 25 meter fish fly?
It didn't go over 10 meters.
This is bad.
It doesn't feel like it's flying at all.
Amano, you have to do your best.
Amano, ready, start!
That's amazing!
We did it!
That's amazing!
We did it!
That's amazing!
We really did it!
We did it, Gusta!
Yes!
The paper airplane created by Amana goes beyond 10 meters and reaches 15 meters!
Will Yamaguchi's dream come true?
If Amana's record comes out, it will be close to his first success!
Who is that?
What is that?
Isn't that an entertainer?
Bring me a pickaxe!
A pickaxe?
What is that?
That's amazing!
Ready, set, go!
Everyone has the same T-shirt.
Gusta!
Anitimer minus one.
What is "dream again"?
Miyasako!
You're dirty!
Yamaguchi has completely eaten up Amana's savings!
You can't afford to fail anymore!
Miyasako's "oh, pink" word!
Fly away!
But it looks like it's going to fly a little fast.
It's going to fly like this.
Miyasako!
Don't put too much force in it!
Oh, it's flying!
You can't help it!
It's flying like crazy!
Next up, Ootake's "langadale" word!
Can Miyasako follow his "can't help it" flying style?
I'll follow you!
Whoa!
Oh!
That's it!
That's a good strategy!
I'm not that kind of person.
I can fly over 10 meters.
Hamada-san is also similar.
I can fly up to the wall.
He can fly over 10m.
He could fly more than 10m.
He couldn't reach the wall.
However, he could fly about 10m.
He could come up with different languages.
And...
He could do anything.
He could fly up to the wall.
I'm going to tell you the total meters.
66.7 meters!
Then you have to get there.
It's about 34 meters.
Then you have to get to the wall.
You have to hit the wall.
If you hit the wall, you win.
I see.
You really have to get there.
I'll throw it high.
Let's go.
Go to the wall.
Put your dream on it.
Let's talk in English.
Banana Street
Have you eaten my cookies?
No, I haven't.
Have you eaten my cookies?
No, I haven't.
Have you eaten my round cookies?
The cookies I ate were square.
Have you eaten my cookies?
Shut up!
Eat it.
It's not the same taste.
Hello, Japanese and Chinese viewers.
I'm Sita Raju.
I'm Timmy Lee.
Today, I'll teach English to Japanese celebrities.
Who are today's students?
Misako.
Nice to meet you. Come on. Come on.
Come on.
Miyasako. Miyasako.
Miyasako Miyasako Miyasako Miyasako
Let me teach you some English.
You can only speak Japanese.
Let's talk in English. Miyasako's introduction.
Wow long!
Okay, this is a greeting for Misakuyo that Koukan- do will upload.
- Okay. - Yes.
I... here...
- Here... - Here...
Here, restaurant... every day... because I am... getting... bored.
- Okay! - Excellent!
Perfect!
- That was a great pronunciation. - He said "here", didn't he?
Here... restaurant...
- I don't know why, I really can't speak English... - Yeah?
- Is it because you have a beard? - No, no...
- Okay! - Oh, shit!
- Huh? - What's wrong? What's wrong?
- It's already this late, I have to go home. - It's over.
- Why didn't you tell me just now? - I can't tell you.
- Because... I'll probably hit you. - Okay!
Bye-bye, bye-bye!
Does it have anything to do with your beard?
No! Oh! Oh!
No! No! No!
Miyasako! Miyasako!
- No! No! - Miyasako!
- Miyasako! Miyasako! - No! No!
- Miyasako! Miyasako! - Miyasako!
- I'll teach you some Japanese. Wait a minute. - Teach me Japanese?
- Teach me some Japanese. - It's hard!
You'll see!
Every day, I go to Igumozai.
Because I have a beard.
Run! Run! Run!
I didn't lose weight!
Everyone, don't say you're bald!
The distance between paper planes is a total of 100 meters for nine people,
but the last distance Matsumoto has to fly is 33.3 meters!
Matsumoto challenges the miracle of product metastase!
Then, Matsumoto-san, please!
Run! Run!
Run! Run! Run!
That's terrible!
Terrible!
It's exactly the same as mine!
It doesn't look terrible at all!
You're useless!
What's with you?!
Even the paper airplane that was supposed to have a high chance of clearing also failed!
Here, Ogia Honey Girl, who is amazed by the members who didn't fail...
If you guys had made it properly, it would have been pretty easy!
That's right! If it was the same plane as mine...
By the way, Ogia Honey Girl is a famous person...
It was made by a famous paper airplane pilot...
Are you going to stand up?
Try standing up, Ogia!
Let's see how Ogia, who claims to be a famous paper airplane pilot, will do!
Here we go!
Okay!
That's terrible!
What's with you?!
That's terrible!
What's with you?!
You...
Don't come out on TV!
Finally, it's the last game!
The last chance is fated!
The last game is this!
Line up and play!
VHS and 2 of 90,000 yen cash!
This is a game where you line up the VHS tapes in a domino pattern in 90 seconds.
If you line up the tapes according to the gimmick and they all fall, you win in the end!
But this time, the last envelope is an upgraded version!
If you break the envelope, you lose 90,000 yen.
If you catch one person for 10,000 yen each, you win the game.
Before we do that, let's gather up and decide who wins.
It's a mess in here.
It's a small place.
It's okay.
Your nails and shoulders...
I don't know what you're talking about. Shut up!
If they catch 90,000 yen each and break their humiliation, can they win the prize?
Okay, let's do it!
Okay!
Kimura-san!
I'm scared!
My legs hurt.
His legs are broken.
Kimura-san!
Let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
Your voice is too deep.
What is it?
You have 90 seconds.
Really?
You can't fall down.
Be careful.
Hurry up.
I'm impatient.
I have two.
Can you eat it?
I can't eat it at all.
I can't eat it.
Can you eat it?
Eat it.
You can eat it.
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5
4
3
2
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Start!
This is...
The last...
The first strategy failed.
The last game ended with 0 viewers.
I'm sorry.
Why?
It was unstable.
I didn't think there were so many people.
Can I watch it again?
You can't do it.
I said it so easily but I couldn't say it.
I said "finished" in a super loud voice.
(Laughing)
I said "finished" in a super loud voice.
I wasn't listening.
You were in a hurry.
You didn't know Ishikawa-san either.
You were in a hurry.
Look at it.
Will Ishikawa-san really find out?
(Laughing)
If you give me 30 seconds, I'll fix this part.
Let's do it.
30 seconds.
30 seconds?
What is 30 seconds?
30 seconds rule.
Isn't it a rule with umami?
Let's fix it together.
I'll fix it in exactly 30 seconds.
Ready, start!
Is it enough?
There should be one here too.
It's not enough!
I think we're missing one.
A big problem occurred!
VHS was distributed wrongly in various places!
It's not enough.
It's not enough!
This is not enough!
5 seconds left!
Start!
Are you okay?
Start!
Official mobile site "Rincan Box"!
One-shot match videos have just started downloading!
And...
Sakaguchi Square's Rincan Booth is very popular!
Everyone, come by August 31st!
You can do it!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
9 seconds left!
Go!
Wait!
Go!
Stop, stop, stop!
Stop!
What?
You're the worst humans!
What? What? What?
You fell to the ground and got up!
You're the worst humans!
I saw it!
I fell!
I fell and I was like this!
Look at it! Look at it!
If you watch it in slow motion, you can clearly see the dirty scene of men picking up the money that fell off.
This is a bit of a joke.
When it's over, I'll go home and tell everyone.
I'm really scared.
I'll seriously report you.
I'll try to end it normally, but I'll really make it a problem.
That's what you say when you're in pain.
Give it to me!
Give it back!
You guys shut up!
Shut up and do whatever you want!
Stop it!
Do it! Do it!
I'm not doing it anymore!
Isn't it fun to do this?
I'm not doing it anymore!
You bunch of idiots!
You guys...
What's with you guys?
Repent! Repent!
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