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Humanity
It is an important quality that cannot be missed when people climb to the top.
Tonight, entertainers will spread fireworks under the name of "humanity".
So, what will we do today?
Today is the day of the long-awaited human rights presidential election.
No, we haven't waited for it yet.
On the other side of the sea, the presidential election is taking place in the United States.
Yes, it is.
Here in Japan, we have the most human rights entertainers.
We are "designers".
How can you say that?
I don't care what we do, but I don't care about taboo.
Are you sure?
I am absolutely sure.
I will repeat it.
The polling station is already full of people.
Who are the entertainers chosen for this election?
"Blinker" human rights presidential election.
Now, let's have the presidential candidates and their supporters come in.
Who are they?
Please come in!
"Blinker" human rights presidential election.
The candidate for human rights presidential election is...
Hiroyuki Miyamoto, born and raised in Yoshimoto.
At the end of the recording, he always takes only his supporters with him.
And around him, young entertainers naturally gather.
It's a great charisma!
Why do people gather around me?
I just want to make everyone happy.
I just want to make you happy.
She is not only a woman entertainer who was saved by her words, but also a modern Jane Dark and a woman entertainer society's Nightingale.
I'm very popular, but I just can't leave those who are in trouble and those who are worried.
Masakazu Minora from Morifroto.
In addition to the cool breeze, my knees are wrinkled.
But even if I don't care about my knees, I don't care about my juniors.
I haven't checked if there is human desire, but I don't want to lose to Miyasako and Mitsuru.
I don't want to lose.
Wait a minute. These three are candidates?
That's right. In fact, when we surveyed entertainers all over the country, we found that these three are very popular.
I've never heard of it!
Have you heard of "overflowing popularity"?
I haven't heard of it.
It's the first time you've appeared, right?
Yes, it's the first time.
It's the first time I've appeared, but I didn't know there were more stages in the presidential election.
That's right, that's right.
But you're too weak in the back.
You're too strong.
That's all I had.
You're too weak in human power.
By the way, if I were you, Mr. Hammond, it would be a little more realistic.
There's no such thing as "overflowing popularity"!
It's realistic!
It seems you're aiming for realistic politics.
That's right, that's right!
He was grinning at the National Assembly meeting.
Why are you laughing?
"Overflowing popularity" is an episode in which each candidate's supporters reveal their candidates' "overflowing popularity" in the presidential election.
At the end of the episode, 150 people vote and decide who will be elected as president.
Yes, let's go!
First of all, it's time for candidate Miyasako's appeal!
The supporters' recommendation is this!
Don't neglect your juniors!
I see.
Whose recommendation is this?!
It's me.
Stop being popular!
Miyasako's team.
First of all, we will support Haranishi.
Miyasako has something to thank for.
First of all, leadership is the most important thing in this election.
I see.
He is a natural material...
funny...
dancing...
unit leader!
I see.
When Amegari was a leader, these members became a natural material.
I see.
Then, Amegari left.
Gyuuun!
Once, I drank and asked Miyasako this question...
Hey! Haranishi and you! Ameagari is a natural material, right?
What does that mean?
Ameagari is a natural material?
What does it mean?!
Miyasako-san, in your thoughts,
the people you've met
are all
the best of the best!
What are you talking about?!
Actually, I'm not one of those people who can't join the Amiaguri Corps.
I'm not one of those people who can't join the Amiaguri Corps, but I'm still one of them.
As Mr. Hanaji said, I want to spread my name more and more.
So I said, "Isn't Mr. Hotoara here?"
And he said, "No, Hotoara is also a sepia."
Aizawa-san is a sepia?
Aren't you a member of the century?
That's why I want to sell to all of you who've met me!
Thank you!
Actually, even in this show...
I'm the one who gets most of the money from Miyasako-san.
Could you take a look at that for me?
Now, let's see how well Miyasako-san is treated when he joins the crew!
I'm going to use my physical strength.
I'm laughing, but please leave!
I'm going to use my physical strength.
This is very funny!
Very funny!
Could you sing for me?
Don't go, hold me tight, I can say goodbye!
That's right!
Before the Haranishi joke, there was always a Miyasako impersonation!
I'm very grateful that Miyasako-san chose me!
And I'm going to use Miyasako-san for my presidential election!
How do you feel about what you just heard?
I can't admit it, but...
You don't have to say anything!
I can't admit it, but...
It's not about whether you're right or wrong, it's about whether you can admit it or not.
It's not about whether you're right or wrong, it's about whether you're right or wrong.
Is it really that important?
It's all important!
What's with you?!
OK, let's move on.
It's time for the three of you to reveal your identities!
Here are the points for you!
A woman entertainer's opinion!
Who's opinion is this?
Yes, it's Kurosawa's.
Next up, Kurosawa who doesn't respect the three of you even though you work in different offices...
Why do you love each other so much?
While I work for Yoshimoto Industries...
I will consult Mitsura-san about things I can't discuss with Yoshimoto-senpai.
Since it's Mitsura-san, it's only natural for people to gather.
Mitsura-san also organized a woman entertainer's meeting with about 20 female entertainers.
She organized it?!
Calm down!
As expected of Mitsura-san!
Mitsura-san also organized the woman entertainer's meeting.
As expected, woman entertainers work in different offices...
And since you're all rivals, you might get a little too close.
But Mitsura-san said...
"There aren't many female entertainers, and you're all rivals...
But you're all good girls, so let's work hard together."
What a kind senpai you are!
Everyone!
Have you ever failed during filming or recording?
Things you couldn't stand out for, or things you couldn't be active in...
Of course, it's common for you to think that you didn't create a standing position...
Or that you didn't plan well...
But Mitsura-san is different!
Today, you also stole a gala.
How humble of you!
I think you're a really wonderful person!
Since you're like that, Mitsura-san...
I'll recommend you to the President of Humanity!
What do you think of Mitsura-san's opinion?
Well, it's certainly not a good story...
But you hear her often, don't you?
Around Mitsura-san...
In those cases, do you give out money?
No! Um... I just give out a lot...
Is it okay for you to lie about that?!
And so...
This man from the Mimura family...
Reveals Mitsura-san's humanity!
Yes!
Um, earlier, Kurosawa-san...
You've been showing off your sweet hair...
That's it!
In the end!
It's not decided yet!
Huh?
Kurosawa-san, listen up!
Mitsura-san is addicted to...
"Sex and the City"...
And she doesn't like it when you show it to her!
I see...
Wait a minute!
What is that DVD about?
It's "Sex and the City"!
It's about four women who live in New York...
And, um...
They're having sex in their own way!
That's what it's about!
The Mimura family's leader is...
Ariyoshi!
Let's hear what Mimura had to say...
About sex and the city...
A few years ago, when Mimura was active in "Bacardi", he experienced a really bad winter.
There was a time when there was no job at all.
At that time, Mimura was doing a job of a reporter who didn't even need to laugh.
At that time, Mimura did that job alone and didn't let Otake do that job.
That's because Otake is the center of Summers' laughter.
What did you say?!
Speak properly!
You're bullying Otake!
Excuse me! I know it's rude of me to say this, but...
I'll say it again from where I left off!
Is that so?!
Otake, if you let me do that job, my laughter will fade away.
If that's the case, Otake, please think only of my problems and leave my life to me!
That's what Mimura said.
Yes, yes, yes...
Well, that's how it is!
That's important!
Yes, please hold it down.
By the way, how about you, Maou-san?
Well, there was a time like that, but all of a sudden, he got all of the money and I got nothing.
What's wrong with you?!
Get out of here!
Next up is the Miyasako elite, Shinagawa!
Miyasako is said to be the pure blood of an entertainer, but what that means is...
Ah, what does that mean?
Yes, Miyasako-san!
The young entertainer who appears in your show will only be taken out on that day, 100%!
And of course, Miyasako-san will pay for it!
There are days when it's 100,000 or 200,000 yen, and Miyasako-san will pay for it!
And even if that young entertainer is unknown, Miyasako-san will take everyone with him...
And since Miyasako-san is an unknown entertainer, Miyasako-san will release Miyasako-san's nervousness...
And pull out all of his jokes...
And in the actual show, like we said earlier, one of these days...
He'll pay for it!
By the way, what kind of young entertainer is behind you?
He's a young entertainer, right?
Yes.
Ah, then today...
He won't be taken out on that day.
Isn't that right, Miyasako-san?
It's Miyasako-san's own will.
Yes.
But he will invite you.
Ah, is that so?
Definitely.
And there's also a year-end party, right?
Starting with Matsumoto-san...
Yes, there is.
There's a year-end party where a lot of entertainers from Yoshimoto gather.
At that time, I asked Miyasako-san...
"Why are you so young and in the senior's safety...
You're so pure...
You're not good for yourself, right?"
I asked Miyasako-san that question.
I'm curious about his answer!
Then Miyasako-san said...
"My favorite entertainer...
I hope they all sell well."
After saying that...
He looked at the young entertainers and said...
"Look at me, Shinagawa...
Don't I look happy?"
Miyasako-san is a little drunk right now.
There's a short staircase in that store.
Go up that staircase...
Stand a little higher...
Look at the young entertainers from above...
"Look at me, Shinagawa...
Don't I look happy?"
It's true, you look like you're going to do something stupid.
You look like you're going to do something stupid.
But that doesn't matter at all.
Everyone looks happy.
But when you say that, it's usually barefaced.
What are you doing?
You look like you're the happiest.
I've heard something amazing though.
I don't know how it happened,
but when we were in the taxi together,
he suddenly started crying and said,
I love you, Matsumoto-san.
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
You're embarrassing me!
What's wrong with you?
And here, Kurosawa
breaks down Miyasako's rampage at a drinking party.
Yes, that's right.
According to what I've heard,
Miyasako-san's party was like...
Miyasako-san would rip off his junior's T-shirt,
put lemon juice in his junior's eyes,
put ginger in his eyes,
put ginger in his eyes?
Put ginger in his eyes?
I think that kind of cute way of doing things is weird.
You think it's weird?
It's kind of kind of weird.
You're always like this!
That's weird.
You're a goat!
I've always thought that I'm a really stupid human being.
I don't think so.
My nose looking like this,
my face looking like this,
I don't think I'm a stupid human being!
I don't think so.
Next up,
how much does Mimura love comedy?
Our junior comedian is whispering!
Mimura-san, you're in HoriPro.
I'm a junior and we're in the same agency.
HoriPro is like a business branch,
like Yoshimoto or NSC.
When it comes to comedy...
There's a school for it.
And of course, there's a recruitment notice and a picture of Summer-san.
This is how you get used to it.
Seeing that, Mimura-san said...
Maybe when they come in like this, they'll meet us.
Maybe they'll learn from us like this.
But it didn't work at all.
That's too bad.
Suddenly, he said, "I'll do it like this."
That's too bad.
Of course, it's a no-gara.
This is comedy love.
It's comedy love.
Of course, everyone...
The students were like, "Whoa!"
Even for about two hours past the scheduled time...
They talked about comedy.
Cut.
What?!
That's a really good story.
Why?!
Forget it.
Oh, I just saw something.
I don't talk about such good stories that much.
And now, Tsukasa and Yahagi...
Will show us the worst episode of Mimura's love life.
I've stopped by the beach a few times...
But Mimura-san doesn't talk about such good stories.
About two hours past the scheduled time...
Yahagi...
Can you say someone's bad words?
That's too bad.
Bad words?
That's too bad.
That's right.
Yahagi is good at saying bad words.
That's the worst of you two.
Bad words?
Do you have any questions?
And now, Okubo joins in.
What is the heartfelt word that Mimura once said?
I don't think you remember it because you're still young...
But we happened to meet during a concert.
And when we first met...
He looked at me and said...
You're definitely big for a baby.
Bad words?
That's the worst of you two.
Bad words?
Do you have any questions?
Bad words?
That's the worst of you two.
I don't remember.
That's the worst of you two.
What is it?!
The heat-up of each team's back-rogats battle!
The heated back-rogats battle between the two teams...
Will continue right after this!
Why don't you guys give it a try?!
We'll do it!
I guess I'll wash my underwear with gunpowder at home.
I've been doing it for quite a while now.
How was the takoyaki the other day?!
It was...
If you nine people work together, you can do anything!
They challenged the huge takoyaki last time.
The result was...
They failed miserably, but...
By the nine of them working together, this project has meaning!
The challenge...
Has only just begun!
Try it for yourselves!
The nine of them wearing racing suits...
Tonight, they will challenge...
This time, we will try...
PIT IN'S TIRE EXCHANGE!
Isn't it more fun to ride in a pit?
Matsumoto doesn't know...
The circuit's flagship is...
The circuit's flagship is... The pit crew!
In the world of bacon buns, the professional men work together...
By merging these talented men...
Nine of them will try it for themselves!
Their teamwork will be tested!
First, we'll ask the professional men to show us what kind of process there is...
Ah!
There's Matsu in front!
Matsu in front is dangerous!
That's scary!
Here it is!
Scary, scary, scary!
Matsu in front is pretty good.
Wow, he's fast!
Wow!
Oh no
It's shaking
He raised it
Watch out
He raised it
Oh no
Oh, my God!
This is a professional technique.
The tire change is over in just 15 seconds.
Nine people also aim for this.
Let's decide.
What do you do?
We have to do something practical.
What are you doing?
What do you think?
It's like a screw.
If you can do it like that, it's not a big deal for them.
Let me explain how to change tires.
First of all, lift up the tire with a jack in the front and back order.
Remove the tire and receive a new tire from an assistant.
In contrast with the beginning, lower the tire in the back and front order and work is over.
Everything is important work.
Nine people share their roles.
There are four tires. What do you do?
This is not good.
Do you do something like this for each team?
Do you do that?
There is also an assistant.
Who is this?
Two people do it.
Do you want me to give you a tire?
You do it.
Who is this?
This is Hamada.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not going anywhere.
After all, it is decided to place it as you see it.
Hamada is in charge of the important front jack that will be the starting point of the work.
Well, I'm sorry, but I'd like to do this role for now.
I'm a little behind schedule.
Here, each person receives personal guidance from a professional.
When did you prepare this?
Is it here?
It's in front of you.
Due to perfect division of labor, everyone is required to do a certain job.
Nine people are taught seriously before they start working.
Miyasako, you loosened it up with this, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
It's over there.
There's nothing to loosen up.
And here's a suggestion from Miyasako...
Why don't we do this in the air?
Yeah, sure.
Can someone do the car role?
Can you do the car role for us?
First, image training without a car.
- Ready? - Yes.
- Here we go. - Yes.
Let's do it!
- Here it comes! - Here it comes!
He lifted it!
Wait!
It's over!
- He lifted it! - Yes!
Ah, he hasn't done it yet.
Wait! He lifted the rear dyno!
The back of the car finally moved
How many seconds?
25 seconds
The record is 25 seconds
The image is perfect
Let's go
They use real cars for pit in
9 people's teamwork is tested
A serious battle
Can they send the car to the course safely?
Come on in
Oh no
Come closer
I'm scared
Oh no
There it is
I'm scared
There it is
I'm scared
Hurry up
Calm down
I'm glad
Calm down
I'm scared
What are you doing?
I'm scared
It looked fine so far
I'm scared
Calm down
It's not working
It's dangerous
Calm down
Mimura put the bolt in the wrong direction
It was a mistake
Did it go in?
Did you lower it?
Not yet
Hey!
Two minutes!
How many minutes?!
Two minutes and eighteen seconds!
Which one is it?!
Can you put it in the opposite direction?!
I know I know!
Put it in the opposite direction!
Matsumoto-san also said "ping" and it fell under the car!
What?!
And then he took it and,
to my surprise, he put it on the tree's edge!
What's wrong with you?!
The record is two minutes and eighteen seconds!
If it's a real race, the racers will be really excited!
As expected, the teamwork was not good!
Hey! Let's do it again!
Let's do it again!
In the same position?!
That's right!
We're doing it again!
Let's do it again!
No way!
Let's do it again!
Their goal has been achieved!
They will challenge again, aiming for their dream of one minute!
If they don't give up, their dream will come true!
Put it up!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
It's really scary! How do you do it?!
Out! Out!
Not yet!
Put it up!
Hurry up!
Got it!
Hurry up and calm down! We haven't even gone one minute yet!
Mimura-san, you're going the wrong way!
No, no, no, no!
Are you okay?
This Udo is definitely slow!
Mimura showed a perfect tire exchange that surprised even himself!
Hurry up!
Let me pass!
No, no, no, no!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry!
Let me down!
It's been less than a minute.
Unfortunately, it didn't last more than a minute.
And the men began to rub shoulders with each other.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Udo, what's up?
Udo says "Miyazawa-san" every time he pushes the tire like this.
But I'm not doing this work.
Stop it.
Everyone attacks Udo's time loss in a hurry.
However, Matsumoto says...
More than anything, this sound.
Why are you doing this?
It's heavy.
I'm embarrassed.
The cause of failure was Hamada's weak point and Udo's bolt.
And above all, there wasn't enough teamwork to cover it.
Let's challenge for the third time with one mind!
I'm going in next!
Calm down!
I'm going in next!
I'm going in!
I'm a little scared.
I'm sorry!
Not yet!
I'm going in!
Calm down!
I'm going in!
I'm a little late!
I'm going in!
Calm down!
I'm going in!
As expected, if you work together, nothing is impossible.
When everyone was sure of their success...
The bolt came off.
What's wrong?
What?
Oh, no!
I have to give you this.
Give me the jack!
What?
The wood bolt came off when it started running.
This failure is the third failure.
This is the worst!
Why did you make this?
It's not going to break.
In any case, the bolt may have come off.
By the way, 45 seconds have passed.
If I had known this would happen...
The high record of 45 seconds disappeared like a phantom.
And the challenge ended with a slightly sharp judgment from the vanguard that they couldn't do any more.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
Which one of you drew it?
That picture was funny.
That picture was funny, but no one said it was bad.
In this way, the pit in exchange for tires leads to the worst outcome.
However, the men's challenge continues.
The presidential election is finally in the second half!
So far, Miyasako has been the favorite candidate for too smelly famous words.
However, there are more shocking episodes from other campaigns that we want to weigh in on.
First of all, Mitsuda campaign.
Mitsuda is going to talk about Mitsuda's justice.
Speaking of Mitsuda, Mitsuda is at the top of the pyramid of human resources.
Human resources are a company with a lot of problems.
We still don't know how much we get.
I've said that we can't live like this when we don't have much salary.
The president is from Aomori.
He gave me an apple because he had a lot of apples.
We've been working hard lately.
We're untouchable.
We're Trump Dragon.
We've been working hard and it's been selling well.
But we don't have money in the company.
That's weird.
Why don't we have money?
That's when we started doing umeboshi and it failed.
Talk about Mitsuda!
It's not coming out at all.
What are you doing?
No, no, no.
So we thought we could do it like this.
So we quit.
And then Mitsuda said, "I'm quitting."
Everyone, follow me.
I see.
Where do you want me to follow you?
Wherever you want me to follow you.
That's what happened.
So I became president.
What?
Mitsuda became president.
No, no, no.
But you're still in the agency, right?
What?
You're still in the agency, right?
What's with you?!
Next up is...
The man who was saved in the field by accident and was deeply moved by the incident...
Netsuben!
Now, whose statement is this?
Yes!
This is...
Look at me! I don't have any praise.
Are you okay?
That was last fall's story.
Who doesn't go out to preach?
I've heard that story before.
It's what you'd call "Lincoln's specialty" corner.
Teacher's corner.
I was a little worried, but I decided to go out.
However!
When I actually went on stage...
As I imagined...
I didn't say a word.
I see.
I was worried that I might slip away.
When the studio was filled with a lot of air...
Mr. Mimura...
Walked slowly from a distance...
And hit me in the head.
I see.
Because of that...
Everything was wrapped in peace.
Everything?!
I've prepared a VTR of that moment.
Please watch it.
Shall we start with the head?
There's a lot of stuff!
Wait, wait, wait!
I think this reaction is difficult.
What did you do?
What did you do just now?
The air wasn't like that...
It wasn't like that?!
Because of this...
I was satisfied and was able to go home.
You were satisfied?!
However!
When you're in a situation like that...
Anxiety keeps coming back to you.
Did it really happen?
With that anxiety...
I grabbed my cell phone...
And I said to you...
It was okay.
I really wanted you to say that.
So I called you.
Mr. Mimura, was it really okay today?
Yes, it was okay.
And...
That "it was okay" was...
At first you said it was okay...
But you didn't say it.
I didn't say it.
I thought you were going to say something else.
In that sense...
Mr. Mimura...
If you don't say it...
You can't say it.
Even if you say it, you can't say it.
Listen to me!
The power balance behind you is different!
Next up...
To three people...
For the first time...
A word of thanks...
My partner...
I brought you an embarrassing letter...
Sushi is coming back!
I brought you a letter...
Yes, yes...
A letter of thanks...
I didn't have one!
Are you okay?
Yes...
Ms. Mitsura, you're getting kinder and kinder now, aren't you?
I am who I am now because I was invited by you and joined the university's comedy circle.
As an oasis, I formed a combination, but while you only increased your fame,
my days without work continued.
Ms. Mitsura, you must be going on your own now, don't you?
Thinking that and trying to quit comedy, you said that the combination would never disband,
and held a private live show for the combination, didn't you?
How can you be so kind?
When I was sick last year, I was very worried.
Brain tumor.
I went to visit Asahikawa Hospital, and until I opened the door of the hospital,
I thought I wouldn't be able to laugh with you anymore.
But when I opened the door, my face was swollen and my body was getting smaller and smaller.
Even though it looks painful to see, thank you for coming and saying it with a smile.
I recommend such a Mitzrayasco to President Jimbo.
She's crying.
She's crying!
Are you two okay?
I'm sorry.
No, you're the worst!
I'm sorry.
What is this?
I'm sorry.
I don't know the genre well.
Wait a minute, director.
You said you went to visit Asahikawa Hospital in Hokkaido.
Actually, your visit wasn't intended.
What?
I put out a photo news.
Here it is!
Actually, your visit wasn't intended.
What?
Here it is!
What?
Did you go because of that?
Even though her best friend is hospitalized, she went to Asahiyama Zoo.
Did you know? The way Asahiyama Zoo is displayed is amazing!
It might be helpful.
This picture is too small.
Helpful?
I'm just doing it randomly.
No, you're not.
You're in a bad position.
The last one is too deep.
Miyasako doesn't know people's pain as much as Asahiyama does.
But why is that?
Miyasako and I have the same problem.
What is it?
You might not know it, but we have a problem called "thin skin".
Isn't it a hot topic?
When we talk about thin skin like this, even if the camera is on our scalp, we endure it.
We talk about it.
When we talk about thin skin like this, even if the camera is on our scalp, we endure it.
There is one thing that thin skin can't endure.
It's pulling hair and biting it.
It's common, isn't it?
It's common and people might say it's a joke.
But biting thin skin's hair and biting it is like taking money from your wallet.
It's like that.
You don't like it when you take money from your wallet, do you?
I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
Actually, I was ignored by the chairman, Hamada, and I was laughing while biting my hair.
Thank you.
The same thing happened in Miyasako's show.
I was pulled by my hair.
It's like a joke and I can't say it, but it didn't hurt at all.
Not a single hair was pulled out of my hand.
Not even a strand of hair.
I see.
What does it mean?
It's a high-level technique for people who don't like it when their hair is bitten.
You're kind.
Thank you for using it.
I'm moved by it.
After the show, I'd like to say thank you.
It didn't hurt at all.
Miyasako can do something like this, so I'd like to recommend it.
You have to do it.
If you don't do it, it won't start.
It won't start.
A man's hand won't start until it's pulled out.
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When is Miyasako's birthday?
Yes.
I don't know.
May 18th.
Miyasako, is it correct?
March 31st.