AISubs v3.5
I didn't know anything, but I was gathered in a certain place.
I really don't know.
I went into a place I knew, and when I said "let's meet up", they said "what?".
I don't know where we're going, but we got on the bus and went somewhere.
By the way, I don't know if you like it or not, but I don't have the least interested person in the world right now, do you?
Oh, that's right.
I don't think it's necessary.
Don't say it's not necessary!
I was gathered around here when the accident happened.
Oh, that's it!
It's been a while.
I'm going to quit now.
It looks like you're having a hard time.
You're putting too much effort into it, aren't you?
I'll never pay you back.
That's not good.
All four of you are getting 0 points.
Stand in line!
Come on!
One, two, three!
He's just decided to grab them.
These four, who have perfectly equipped their costumes, what are they planning to do today?
Um...
What are you doing today?
What are you doing?!
What...
What mic are you holding?!
No, no, no!
Don't take the mic!
Put it on properly!
Um, I'm sorry, but why do you all look like that?
That's not it.
I was looking at you from behind, and you were normally fighting with your old man's face.
No, no, no.
That's not it. That's not it at all.
I'm sorry. The four of us are from Hokkaido.
I'm sorry.
That's not it.
Everyone is different.
Isn't that the most populated area in Japan?
Don't you know?
I know.
It's under the railroad in Kanagawa Prefecture.
It's not under the railroad, it's next to it, but it's not in Kanagawa Prefecture.
Anyway, we love Hokkaido more than anyone else.
That's right.
You can send us an email.
Email!
These four people love Hokkaido.
Among them, Hotohara has been to Hokkaido more than ten times a year.
He even visited a shooting site from a northern country.
What did these four people who love Hokkaido plan?
There are a lot of good things about Hokkaido.
The number of injured people who were discharged in April is now at its peak.
He's popular now, but he's surprisingly bad at talking.
Everyone...
Everyone is busy!
We're not like you, Mino!
We don't have much time, so we'd like to go to Hokkaido.
But we'd like to do a tour of Hokkaido that you can enjoy in the city.
That's impossible!
The Linker Hokkaido Tour in Tokyo!
Let's go!
Everyone, follow me!
Turn the car around!
Hoto-chan, I'll go in another car!
Hoto-chan's tour of Hokkaido!
The first spot is...
Sapporo's clock tower!
Sapporo's clock tower?
It's definitely Hokkaido's Sapporo's clock tower, right?
That's right!
At first, it was a super famous sightseeing spot, Sapporo's clock tower.
It was built in the 11th century, and now it's visited by 120,000 people a year.
But...
It's Tokyo!
That's right!
Even in Tokyo, you can still see Sapporo's clock tower!
What do you do when you see it?
When you see it...
What do you do?
You want to hold it against the shutter, right?
You want to take a picture of the clock tower, right?
Matsumoto-san, can you hold this for me?
Can you see it?
Is there such a thing?
If you have it, you can take a picture of it.
Everyone!
It doesn't look like the right side anymore!
Don't miss it!
Hold it! Hold it!
That's it! That's it!
He got it! Get it! Get it! I'm about to get a hemorrhoid.
Why does he have a hemorrhoid?
Amazing!
Hold it!
It hurts!
What time is it now?
5 minutes past 3!
Is it like this?
5 minutes past 3!
It's like this!
Oh, where is it? Is it stuck?
Oh, it's over! I'm sorry! Mr. Muken, please go!
It's over! It's over!
Let's go!
Mr. Amano, did you get it?
I got it for now, but it's not a watch!
It's not a watch!
Wow!
It's heavy!
What are you doing?
I noticed it!
What are you saying?
Hey, it's been a while since you said something funny!
It's been a while since you said something funny!
So, everyone...
Yes?
Did you go to a festival this year?
A festival?
If you say a festival in Hokkaido...
I know, but you can't say that!
That's right!
Let's say it together!
One, two...
Sapporo Snow Festival!
The next point to enjoy is...
Sapporo Snow Festival, a winter festival representing Hokkaido!
Can you enjoy this festival in Tokyo?
It's over!
Everyone, please get off!
Get off?
The first thing that came in was a building with no changes...
Surprisingly, you're better than me!
Please come in!
It's cold!
Hello!
It's cold!
No, no, no!
It's cold!
It's -20 degrees Celsius!
It's hot!
Look at this!
Go ahead!
It's cold!
It's wonderful!
What is that?
What?
It's a postcard!
Look!
It's a postcard from the parliament!
It's great!
What is this?!
This is the Snow Festival!
Snow Festival, everyone!
It's cold!
I took a whole bunch!
Everyone, line up!
Line up!
It's in!
It's cold!
It's in!
We didn't even touch it.
It's in!
It's in.
It's in!
It's really in!
Did you see it?
What's happening?
What are you talking about?
It's snowing in Korea.
Do you have a problem with that?
It's not a snow festival in Korea, is it?
While there is dissatisfaction, a special event from Motohara is...
You guys have too much trouble.
What are you talking about?
It's not a snow festival in Korea, is it?
Oh, is that so?
It's not a snow festival in Sapporo, is it?
It's not like Hokkaido, is it?
I know what you're talking about.
Then, please!
What?
It's snowing!
I'm scared!
Hokkaido is scary!
The lady across from you is still shocked.
It doesn't suit me, does it?
It's not that cold.
If it really suits me, I'll put it on his face.
After this, the members enjoy Hokkaido.
A few days after the Hokkaido tour, that man called out the members who are involved in Kotohara's evil deeds.
One person is not enough, isn't it?
First of all, everyone should gather here.
There is something.
Someone has done something.
If you think about it, it's Koto-chan.
There is nothing.
He has done some terrible things like fraudulent flips.
It's not only me.
It's a group.
It's a group of us.
It's not coming.
It's coming.
A suspicious man with a sushi stand sneaks up on members who know nothing.
No, no, no.
It's dangerous.
It's a sushi stand.
Everyone, gather here.
Are you waiting for me?
Of course we are waiting for you.
I'm the one who is talking.
No, no, no.
You surprised me.
I really don't know.
You've been living like that for a long time, haven't you?
There's not much to surprise you about.
That's true.
For example, Oto-chan, what surprised you recently?
What surprised me?
It can't be helped.
What surprised you?
This is what surprised me.
What is it?
Me?
What is it?
Me?
Go home!
What surprised Matsumoto so much that he lost his mind?
Recently...
I...
This!
Recently...
I went to a toy store for the first time in a while.
I found a huge toy there!
Huge?
How surprised were you?
Me?
That's right!
Isn't it amazing?!
It's amazing!
Isn't it amazing?!
This program is brought to you by UNI-LIEN BATS.
Let me eat some nachos!
That's it.
I was surprised.
I was really surprised.
What surprised Matsumoto?
I went to a toy store for the first time in a while.
Do you know what it is?
Konabun.
Konabun? What is it?
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
It's a toy.
Do you know what it is?
This is amazing.
What is it?
It looks a little funny, so I bought it.
I tried it at home and was surprised.
It's really funny.
I was surprised.
Explain it.
Konabun surprised Matsumoto.
What amazing things will happen?
There are various series of Konabun.
It's not just sushi.
I thought this was interesting.
Konabun of sushi.
It's like this.
I'm going to show you how amazing this Konabun is.
I was surprised.
Is this really Konabun?
This is Konabun.
Let me explain about Konabun.
This is a toy for children.
This is Matsumoto's favorite sushi kitchen.
This is a toy for adults.
Let's make Konabun of sea urchin.
Konabun of sea urchin.
It says "egg".
This is an egg.
How excited are you?
Konabun of sea urchin.
Otaku, please do this.
Please do it.
Put water in it.
How much water do you put in it?
Can I open this?
Yes, you can.
Can I put it in now?
I was surprised.
Put 5 cc of water in it.
5 cc is not much.
Put Konabun of sea urchin in Konabun of sea urchin.
It's like a mixing stick.
Children do this.
It's a little addictive.
It's a little addictive, isn't it?
Please mix this.
It's cute.
It's sea urchin.
Can I put sea urchin in it?
Please mix it more.
It's sea urchin.
It looks like sea urchin.
It's sea urchin.
It looks like sea urchin.
Please put it in here.
Roll it up.
It looks like sea urchin.
Look at this.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing.
Please put cucumber in it.
It's sea urchin in Konabun of sea urchin.
It looks like sea urchin.
Isn't it amazing?
It looks like real sea urchin in Konabun of sea urchin.
Nine adults were excited.
It's fun for children.
It's not like this.
It's just the beginning.
It's just the beginning of Konabun of sea urchin.
It's a prescription for sea urchin.
Next, let's make rice.
We can make rice with this?
Really?
You can make rice with this product.
It has a mold, doesn't it?
And we can make Konabun of rice with it.
Konabun of rice.
It's 8cc.
It's 8cc of rice.
Isn't it amazing?
It feels different.
I wanted to know.
Is it okay?
This is for girls, right?
This is amazing.
You mix it with egg, right?
It's totally different from before.
The texture is different.
It's kind of bumpy.
It's like this.
I see.
What is this?
Is this science?
And you put it in here.
It's better to put it all in.
You can remove the shell.
Isn't it amazing?
And you wait for 15 minutes.
What?
It hardens.
And you wait for 15 minutes, right?
Isn't it a lid?
Is it a lid?
You push it with a lid.
You wait for 15 minutes with this.
It's like a cooking show.
Didn't you do it before?
You put the rice powder in a mold and wait for 15 minutes.
How does it look like?
It's like a gritte.
And you put it in a rice grater.
Isn't it amazing?
From its shape to its gloss, the rice powder is perfectly made.
And you make the tuna on top of it with rice powder, too.
You make tuna with rice powder.
How do you make tuna?
Do you fry it in water again?
Again?
You make it like you make rice.
You put a bag of rice powder in a bowl and add 8cc of water and mix it well.
And you mix it like this.
It's transparent.
There's a lot of water.
And you wait for another 15 minutes.
It's the same.
And you take it out again.
Is it soft?
It's soft.
It's like jelly.
Isn't it amazing?
Hurry up and take it out.
As you like.
You cut it in half.
And you eat it.
It's good.
Here's the tuna rice powder.
It's amazing.
Isn't it amazing?
It's fun.
You can use it for lighting.
Have you ever been surprised like this recently?
To be honest, I haven't.
You can't help it.
It's perfect quality from reddish to glossy.
You can't compare it with tuna rice powder.
However...
It's not like this.
I'm surprised.
It's like salmon roe.
It's like a grocery store.
I don't know what it is.
But it's amazing.
How do they reproduce salmon roe?
First of all, we make this.
And we make transparent liquid.
15 people.
They use reddish and transparent powder for salmon roe rice powder.
That's for salmon roe, right?
15, 30.
You use two of them.
I use two of them.
Mix it.
You use both of them.
It's pretty thick.
It's like salmon roe.
I mix transparent powder, too.
Yes, you mix transparent powder.
And you put it in.
It's like this.
It's like salmon roe.
You don't have to be so serious.
Are you okay with it?
Yes, I'm okay with it.
Are you okay with it?
I'm going to be alone at home for a while.
Me, too.
What's going on?
Is it a collapse?
Mr. Akano.
You scoop it up like this.
What are you doing?
You scoop it up like this.
Is there a ball in it?
That's amazing.
What should we do?
Oh, I see.
You scoop it up like this.
No way!
Really?
Look! It's working! It's working!
Look!
Isn't it amazing?
It's separating.
It's making a big circle.
It's separating.
It's working! It's working!
It's working!
It's this size.
Wow!
Isn't it amazing?
It's for this size, so it's small.
The window is...
Wow, it looks exactly like this.
It's done!
It's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Konapun couldn't be impossible.
No matter where you look at it, it's perfect.
Konapun Sushi Kitchen
Its quality surprised adults to an extent.
And now, we have an even more surprising announcement from Matsumoto!
And now, everyone!
Soon...
Soon, we'll be using this!
And we'll be doing this!
It's huge!
Really?!
We'll be challenging the giant Konapun!
How many Konapun sushi kitchens will we make giant?
Up until now, in Rinkan, we've made that cup yakisoba 1,200 times bigger!
In addition, in the second episode, we managed to make it 7,000 times bigger!
You should've given it a name, you big guy!
The giant series filled with romance!
This time, Matsumoto will challenge the 500,000 times bigger Konapun in history!
Right now, I feel like we can do it!
For real?!
I'm looking forward to it!
How many Konapun can you make?
There are six of them.
You're a big fan of Bandai, aren't you?
You're completely wrong!
Will Konapun become giant?!
What will happen?!
While we're in Tokyo, let's enjoy Hokkaido!
The next spot is...
Next up is...
Do you know about Asahiyama Zoo?
It's famous, right?
It's a drama.
That's right!
Matsumoto-san also did a drama about it.
It's over here.
I don't know if I should say this, but...
When Himura isn't here, I don't know what's going on!
Now, Asahiyama Zoo, which represents Hokkaido...
Is famous for its activities where you can see the natural environment of animals.
It's in Shinjuku.
No, this is really...
Oh, there it is!
Now, let's go to Tokyo!
We've entered this building seven times.
Will we be able to truly enjoy Asahiyama Zoo here?
We're here!
It's amazing!
We're here!
What is this?!
It's a penguin!
Look at it!
It's a penguin!
Look!
It's a penguin!
Wow!
It's truly Hokkaido!
Because of this, you can give it some food.
Can you eat tropical fish?
He's too big for you?!
The man who's giving food is crappy!
It's not a cost for nothing!
It's a treat for you!
I don't like it at all.
It's a service for you all!
Here you go!
Take a picture of it!
It's in!
If you go further in...
There's more?
What is the next animal?
Is it the man Matsumoto mentioned earlier?
You can only see one of them, right?
There's an animal in the curtain.
Let's start with Mr. Hamamatsu.
What are you going to do?
You can only show your face.
Go ahead!
Don't say anything.
It's fine, right?
You're being too excited!
It's fine, it's fine.
You're not in a good mood.
Mr. Hamamatsu, you can only show your face, right?
You can only show your face, right?
Mr. Matsumoto, what are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
Why are you leaving?
Is that so?
These three have delicate reactions.
What are the creatures in Asahiyama Zoo?
What's up with you guys?!
I'd like to ask you this, but...
What's up with you guys?!
I'm working at an Asahiyama Zoo and I want to talk to a person who helped me.
Don't say that name ever again!
What's up with you?!
What's up?!
What's up?
You're having fun, aren't you?
One more time!
You're having fun, aren't you?!
I'm having fun, aren't you?!
Look at me! One, two!
Look!
You're having fun, aren't you?!
I think we're getting in the way of them.
We're feeling lonely, too.
What's up with you?!
That meeting will once again be held.
Tonight, a new group of talkers will gather...
...not to talk about slippery things...
...but to tell you a special slippery story...
...the first...
...slippery story of Shonin Murakami!
What do you think, Konima-kun?
Yes?
Are you nervous again?
I'm not nervous.
Shall we do a gag?
To warm up.
I'll do my best gag.
Make me eat natto!
Hey!
Make me eat natto!
What?
I'll do my best.
Yes.
Ah, I see, I see.
I'll do it.
Instead of shoes, hats...
Shoes, hats, hats!
How am I supposed to do it?
The rules are simple.
The person with the most eyes on the dice will speak.
If the person has the eyes of a star, he or she will decide who will win by lottery or request.
Let's talk about it.
Star or request?
Star!
Then me.
Kojima vs. Kojima.
Kojima.
Then...
What's going to happen?
Seriously?
No...
Which one do you want?
It's slippery.
It doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good at all.
Should I go around and win?
Why do you want to do that?
Well, I broke the rules.
Kojima, let's go.
To be honest, I'm happy you brought up the slippery story.
I thought you brought it up.
But I'm also worried.
What's going to happen?
To be honest, I've never seen this segment before.
I'm the manager of a girl who's only been here for about three years.
Can you tell me what it's like?
Can you ask the staff?
Yes, yes.
Fujimon, Shoji, and Wacky.
And then...
Yes, yes, it's okay.
That's what you said.
I didn't know what was going on.
Yes, it's okay.
Kojima has a lot of slippery stories.
That's what you said.
Thank you.
He's shaking again.
His smug face is shaking.
That's my favorite kind of slippery story.
You don't have a slippery story, do you?
What are you talking about?
Tell me about your slippery story.
You'd be happy if I told you about it, wouldn't you?
Don't you want me to tell you about it?
I want you to tell me about it.
Let's move on.
Do you know Atami?
Yes, I know it.
Atami is a hot spring town.
A friend of mine went there.
He wanted to go on a trip.
It's a so-called hot spring town trip.
Not many young people go there.
That's true.
When I went there, I was about 60 years old.
There were a lot of young people in front of me.
They were drinking and making fun of me.
At the end of the first show,
an old woman asked me for a tip.
I thought I'd give her a tip.
The young people in front of me licked a 10-yen coin.
The old woman picked up the 10-yen coin and said,
Hey, you! Give me a tip! Give me a tip!
She said it like Takeshi Otomo.
Give me a tip! Give me a tip! Give me a tip, you idiot!
I was about 65 years old.
You're being laughed at.
No, you're being laughed at.
You can't be laughed at like that.
It's no one's honesty.
You're being laughed at.
Me, too.
There was a time when I had a competition with Shouji.
Me, too.
There was a time when I had a competition with Shouji.
The young woman asked Shouji,
Shouji, do you do any sports?
"I do jogging," said Shouji.
"Where do you run?" asked the young woman.
Shouji mistakenly said, "I run around my father's house,"
and said, "You run around Kyoko's house,"
and the young woman said, "You're a stalker."
It's not bokeh. It's natural.
- But it was a little slippery. - It was slippery.
That's what I'm crying about. Slippery.
Really.
Enjoy Hokkaido!
It's time for the climax!
- Now, from here... - Huh?
Matsuno-san!
Yes, what is it?
Now, I'll show you what Hokkaido is like.
- Yes, that's right. - I was surprised when you joined us.
You didn't do anything!
You caused such a big accident!
- Now, everyone... - Yes?
When it comes to lakes in Hokkaido...
One, two...
Mashuko!
Mashuko is Japan's most transparent lake...
With its vivid blue lake surface...
And its fantastic landscape covered in fog...
It's a mysterious lake, and it's a spectacular spot!
Mr. Otara...
Um...
Mr. Amada...
Yes, yes...
I think you've shown us more than 80% of the landscape.
Part 2 of the "hotobazu" tour hasn't been a hit yet...
This is a different kind of "hotobazu" tour!
It's similar!
It's not like that!
Why are we going there next?
Why don't we go to New York instead of sushi?
Where in the city is Mashiko?
Let's go, everyone!
Hello, everyone!
Mashiko here!
The name of the city...
The name of Ueno...
There's not that many plants in Ueno!
There's no face in Ueno!
No, no!
It's transparent!
It's too long!
This is too different!
Wait a minute!
What's up?
Look over there!
Wow! It's Lucky!
It's Lucky!
Darbyshire!
Hokkaido Japanese Hamfighters Darbyshire!
Who is that?
It's Seiko!
He's a great actor!
He's got a child!
Where is he?
It's Lucky!
It's raining today, so I want to go on a date during the game!
It's Lucky!
It's very Lucky!
He's got an umbrella in his room!
Alright! Shall we go to the next place?
It's getting cold!
Is this the only trick?
This is just a bad joke!
Alright! Next up is...
I'm sorry to say this is just a trick, but...
One, two...
It's Dr. Black!
They're glaring at each other!
What's wrong?
You know, right?
What's wrong?
You know, right?
No! No! No!
No! No!
Clock tower! Clock tower!
Look at this!
Massacre!
Sanayama Dofuze!
Mashuuko!
It's gyoza!
At least they didn't cut mashuuko!
If you go there again, you'll see Dr. Black, won't you?
That's not why it's so popular!
That's why it's so popular!
I'm glad about it!
Congratulations!
You know, since this is the third clock tower, we didn't have much talk...
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're getting depressed, aren't you?
I'm not talking about anything.
Dr. Clark's statue.
It's in the city, but you can enjoy it.
Where is it?
It's over there!
It's Dr. Clark's statue!
It's different! It's different!
It's Dr. Clark!
Dr. Logsdy Deo!
Ah, it's Dr. Clark!
Ah, it's Dr. Logsdy Deo!
After enjoying the famous statue of Dr. Clark, there are more surprises here!
Wait a minute!
After this, the national famous drama "That Person" appears!
Let's talk in English!
Banana Street!
Hi! I'm Chibi-kun from Japan, Shita Rato!
I'm Imri!
Today we'll learn English from Japanese comedians!
This is a good idea!
As expected of comedians!
Shut up!
Wait, I haven't finished yet!
Shut up, you idiot!
It's still cold!
Shut up, you idiot!
My shirt came off!
Now, who are our students for today?
Hello!
Who are you? You scared me!
We came to teach you English!
What? What?
English, okay?
Why?
Because we have a surprise for you!
Shut up!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll lick your shoes!
I'm sorry! I'll lick your shoes!
Come on, let's sing.
Isn't Suho's birthday coming up?
From now on, you will introduce yourselves in English.
We have prepared some good sentences for you, so please read them out loud.
OK?
OK!
Let's speak in English.
Introducing yourself in English.
OK.
This is me, Mimura.
When I get drink, I touch fem...
Female?
I touch female staff's butt.
You really touch female?
What is "female"?
Female?
You female?
I female?
You female?
No female?
You female?
Yes, female!
Oh, shit!
What's up?
It's already this late. We have to go home.
Sorry.
Let's say goodbye to the camera at the end.
OK?
See you later.
I'm Sheetal Rat!
I'm Mimura Rat!
Bye-bye!
Hey kids, don't try this at home!
"Enjoying Hokkaido" tour!
For members who enjoyed "Dr. Clark", we have another surprise for you!
Wait a minute!
What's that shadow?
It's from the northern country!
What?
It's real!
Wow!
It's real!
Wow!
It's a belt!
I know.
It's a belt!
I know.
Oh, my goodness!
I'm sorry!
I know!
I'm sorry!
Give it back!
I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry!
You're flying from far away, bowing your head, and naturally, I want you to take that pumpkin home with you.
Wow, senpai!
It's natural for us to talk like this.
Gunter!
He's not here. Say hello to him.
Thank you, Oroo-san!
I got a taste of Hokkaido, too!
I know it's rude of me to say this, but I won't apologize to you, senpai!
After this, all four of us will go crazy!
Announcement from Lincoln!
The official website "lincolnbox.com", commemorative photos of our Hokkaido tour, and various photos taken in the city will now be available for download!
As you can see, here's how you can access it!
What are you talking about?
You want to go this way, don't you?
What's wrong with you?
Ten...
Ten?
Ten? It's too low at that point!
No...
No, it was good.
It was a bad score!
It was a terrible score!
How was it?
How many points did you get?
Tell me!
How many points did you get?
Yes, yes.
Five points.
Sanya, stop it!
Sanya!
It's not good!
It's too low!
I was surprised!
Sanya, you were surprised!
This program was sponsored by "RiniRini".
Kyonra-san, you've been in this world for over 20 years, and I'm sure you know this, but...
It's not good atmosphere right now.
I'm sorry.
It's not that this program is bad, it's that Kodama-san is bad!
Then we're done for today!