AISubs v3.5
The world track and field competition held in Osaka was also very exciting.
This year, an unprecedented world track and field competition was about to be held in a studio in Tokyo.
What we have gathered here today is none other than...
What is it all of a sudden?
It's a detailed statement, but it's a bit of a sneak peek.
What is it all of a sudden?
This year, a world track and field competition will be held.
A world track and field competition?
Yes, a world track and field competition.
It's a wonderful competition where one-shot gag athletes do one-shot gags while competing in track and field.
It sounds like a major event.
Not only is it a big competition where first-class gag athletes compete, but we also have a special guest here!
Speaking of world track and field, it's this person.
Let's call him in!
Thank you for coming today!
What's up with you?
You're smiling.
That's all I want to say.
You're annoying.
You're a little...
You're a little... sensitive.
What is this gag world track and field competition that even Yuji Oda is looking forward to?
Today, we're doing a gag world track and field competition.
A comedian with one-shot gags is waiting.
What are you laughing about?
It'd be funny if you told me about it.
I can't see anything.
Immediately, Oda Yuji guides them to the venue of the world of gag.
This way!
Watch out!
What's this?
Warming up.
In the venue, gag athletes are warming up.
Hey!
What's up?
I have something I want you to see today.
Let's see what it is. Here you go, Miyata.
I'm scared.
It says "gag world track and field".
Why did you say it like that?
Such a good pass.
You stopped my pass just now.
What are you going to do?
I don't need you!
It's me!
From such an experience, the whole story of gag world track and field, which was shrouded in mystery, has been revealed.
Have you seen who's gag is the fastest?
Fast!
Have you seen who's gag is the fastest?
No, I haven't seen it.
You're dead!
You didn't do it on purpose, did you?
Are you curious about who's gag is the fastest?
Fast!
It's said that "gag world track and field" is a tournament where you compete who's gag is the fastest.
Then, such a provocation against a sensitive member...
Someone, get out of here!
What?
No, I mean...
Out of here!
What are you doing?
Then, I'll get out of here.
No, no, we'll win, so...
Guts-san!
What?
What's up, Guts-san? You're getting on my nerves!
When I saw your script, you were treating me like a senior!
"Hey, you're using honorifics!" That's what it said in the script.
But I don't have a gag or anything like that.
No, you don't.
No, we don't.
What?
What do you mean, "gag"?
We're made up of people like that.
That's right, that's right!
Everyone is like that!
Don't do it!
Get out of here!
Thus, Guts-san also agreed to participate in the tournament.
And, finally...
Otaku!
Yes?
Can you do me a favor?
Please do.
"Gag World Championships".
You can see the fastest men in human history in person!
I'm glad I was born on Earth!
Who's gag is the fastest?
"Gag World Championships" has finally begun!
The rules are simple.
While doing a gag, an athlete who runs 20 meters the fastest wins!
And, the rinkers will guess who will be first in each race!
The person who guesses more will win luxury goods!
For each race, there will be three people.
We'll do four groups and the first four people will be in the final race.
I see.
Then, shall we begin?
First up is Dandy Sakao-san, Sekai no Dabeatsu- san, Kano Eiko-san!
Please be seated!
You're all here!
The first race is between these three! Who's joke is the fastest?
This is not a good match for a competition, is it?
If this is a Dandy Sakao-san's joke, will it stop?
- Will it stop? - Oh, I see!
- Will it be possible? - Will it be possible? - No, it probably won't stop. I'll add a cut.
Oh, like this?
- Well then, Matsumoto-san, shall we begin? - Me? - Yes!
- Well then, I'll go with Nabeatsu. - Nabeatsu.
- Well then, Otake-san. - I see. - I'll go with Nabeatsu too.
- You suddenly changed your mind. - Nabeatsu. - Well then, Mimura-san.
- I think it'll be Dandy. - Dandy.
- He has potential to stay in the final. - Miyasako-san, shall we go?
- Kano is a bit of a mystery, isn't he? - Kano is nervous and is really fast.
- That's right. - He doesn't have anything to do and just talks normally.
- Well then, Otohara-san. - Yes, I, Dandy-san,
really want to win normally.
- You still want to compete, right? - I still want to compete.
- However, the other two are holding back now. - Yes.
- Dandy has been saying it over and over since he was in that state.
- He's done it!
- He's really done it! - He's really done it!
- I'll also go with Nabeatsu!
- He's really done it! - Dandy-san, stop it. - Dandy-san, stop it.
- The most popular is the world's Nabeatsu.
- Whose prediction will be correct?
- Finally, the first race starts!
- Gag 20 Meter Race - First Race
- Entry No. 1 - Dandy Sakano
- I once realized an era in "GETS".
- But God has left me. How about that potential?
- Entry No. 2 - Kano Eikou
- Ramen, pickles, me, handsome Kano Eikou.
- What kind of race will you show me?
- Entry No. 3 - World's Nabeatsu
- I'll only be stupid when I get 3's and 3's numbers.
- And when I get 8's numbers, I'll run like I'm looking for someone.
- Looking for someone? - Ah, you'll even put 8's numbers in.
- I see.
- On your marks...
- Set...
Ramen with noodles...
- Up Jahren! - Set...
Ramen with noodles...
Getsu! Getsu! Getsu!
Shoto and Getsu are racing.
Getsu...oh, Rentoku and Getsu are here!
Rentoku and Getsu are here!
Oh...it's Sata and Timmy.
It's...
Bye bye Getsu!
It's boring, so Getsu is not in the race.
Getsu is not in the race.
Oh, Sata and Timmy...
He is in 40th position.
Oh, what is he doing?
I'm counting on you, grandma!
What will happen?
Will Kano go for it?
Will Dandy go for it?
Oh, no!
First place is "World's Best Hot Pot".
Second place is Kano Eiko.
And third place is Dandy Sakana.
As expected, Matsumoto-san,
Ohtake-san and Hotohara-san have won!
Yes!
With this, "World's Best Hot Pot"
has advanced to the finals
with a big comeback!
The first place goes to...
Kumada Masashi-san,
Edo Harumi-san and Gorgeous-san!
Congratulations!
How many times...
There were three of us.
The second race is these three!
Whose joke is the fastest?
This is more difficult than the last one.
It's difficult.
What will Komada do after deciding?
All of Komada's songs are written by his wife.
His wife wrote them all.
It's amazing.
With two or three songs.
I'll go with "Gorgeous" on purpose!
Gorgeous!
I can't see it at all!
Otake-san, would you like to go?
Edo Harumi, perhaps?
He's good at dancing and running.
That's right.
Edo Harumi is the most popular!
Komada will challenge the most trendy gag athlete with a small tool!
Entry No. 1, Komada Masashi!
I have a lot of small tools!
I have a good loan!
Entry No. 2, Edo Harumi!
No doubt, the oldest athlete, Edo Harumi!
Let's-a-go!
Entry No. 3, "Gorgeous"!
An invader from space!
On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
Oh, what a lovely place!
Ah! There's a goal over there!
Goal! Goal! Goal!
Oh, what a lovely place!
And now Kumada is showing off his moves!
Gorgeous is dancing while saying the name of the island!
Gorgeous is dancing again!
Both hands apart!
Kumada is massaging!
He's putting his butt down!
And now Kumada finishes!
Everyone, let's do the slow motion that you've all been waiting for!
I thought I was going to stop today!
I went all the way to the end!
That was fast!
I went to catch my breath!
I'm not a new record!
That was amazing!
It was amazing!
And now, Edoharumi will advance to the finals with his unparalleled driving!
I'm not the only one who passed!
A few days later, the nine regular riders were also racing!
They're doing their best to test their skills!
You're not doing anything!
The nine new challengers are starting!
Why don't you try it yourselves?!
Let's do it!
Huh? What is it?
Even if you say you can't do it, you're not doing anything, are you?
No, no, no!
At home, you know...
I'm washing my pants with poop on them.
No, I'm the one who put it on!
A new project where the nine of you work together and challenge yourselves!
"Naseba Narun"!
Why don't you try it yourselves?!
Tonight's first challenge is...
What we'll be doing this time is...
HUGE TAKO-AGE (octopus fry)
Matsumoto-san and Gussan-san are the only ones who look like real people.
(Gussan and Matsumoto are the only ones who look like real people.)
I mean, even though we're only frying two octopuses, what's with the glasses?!
(Gussan and Matsumoto are the only ones who look like real people.)
HUGE TAKO-AGE is...
to fry a huge octopus as if it were a four-letter word.
It's a place where everyone wants to work together like a big octopus festival, but...
Matsumoto has noticed a serious problem!
There's no wind blowing at all.
It's unmanned.
The trees aren't shaking at all.
If it wasn't for the wind in the past...
It's only one meter of wind speed!
It's a challenge in the midst of a reverse wind called "unmanned"!
Look over there!
That's...
HUGE TAKO-AGE (octopus fry)
100kg!
This 18 tatami-floor octopus weighing 100kg...
can be fried by 9 people.
The difficulty is high!
First, they'll learn how to fry it in the bath.
Hello!
Look at you!
You're older than us!
You're wearing glasses!
How you fry an octopus...
You have one person holding the bottom of the octopus.
There's a wing there.
Be careful!
The two people in front of you will stand like this.
When you stand like this, you'll pull it out.
When you pull it out...
These people are the most dangerous.
When you go in and pull it out...
The two people in downtown will pull it out.
How you fry an octopus...
First, one person holds the bottom of the octopus.
Then, two people lift up the octopus and wake it up.
When the octopus wakes up...
They'll shout in front of the sand...
They'll decide on an important location for success.
Where is it that requires the most strength?
It's in the back.
You have to do it well.
The decision is made.
Hamada is in charge of the battle.
Kouho is in charge of the battle.
Everyone is on stand-by.
The challenge for the amateurs begins.
It's better if it goes up, right?
When will it go up?
It won't go up, will it?
It's impossible, right?
Are you ready in the back?
These two are really scary.
Don't pull me.
I told you to pull me.
It's better if it goes up, right?
It's my first time doing it.
I told you to pull me.
In the worst condition of no wind,
will Odako go up high?
All right, let's go!
Is it about this high?
What?!
Is it about this high?
It's going up.
It's not going up.
Is it about this high?
Why isn't it going up?!
It's going up!
Let me stand up!
What's wrong with you?!
Mibura!
You're right! You're right!
They failed to raise the big octopus.
Kotohara and Amano just went under the octopus.
What's wrong with you holding down Mibura?!
Can you pull it back a little?!
What's wrong with you?!
Pull it back!
Hold down Mibura properly!
Before I stood up, I heard a "gne" sound.
I don't think you two know what you're doing.
Can you do it like this?!
Can you stand up and pull it back?!
You can do it!
It didn't go up right away, but in the middle it went up.
That's why you're wearing a T-shirt.
In the middle?!
That's right!
I see!
The three of them have to support the octopus until it's pulled back.
If Amano and Kotohara come at me with the same strength,
I'll be in the middle!
I'm scared!
What is this place?!
Whatever!
To avoid repeated failures, they're taking measures.
It's their second attempt!
Okay, pull it up!
Mibura, you're holding it down!
I'm holding it down!
Shouldn't you pull it up a little?
What do you think?!
Go, go, go!
Pull it up!
Pull it up! Pull it up! Pull it up!
That big octopus has finally started moving! And...
Pull it up! Pull it up! Pull it up!
You're not doing anything!
I'm asking you! Talk!
Can I say something?
Yes.
Um...
There's no point in doing this.
The nine of them couldn't have succeeded in any other way.
I didn't know about this flower pattern.
No, it's not like that! I was told I had to talk!
I was told I had to talk!
When should I and Ichimabuko participate?
There's a signal.
I told you to pull it up!
Of course.
Pull it up with him.
It's okay.
If you don't do it properly...
This is a good teamwork.
Oto-san won't be here tonight either.
What?!
I want to die tonight!
One more time! One more time!
Alright!
Let's do it!
Let's do it right away!
They've finally figured out the trick and are going for their third attempt!
I told you to pull it up! Do it in one go!
It doesn't matter which way you pull it up.
It's better than nothing.
That was the scariest part for me.
Do it in one go!
I'm going to pull it up now!
Alright!
Pull it up!
It's the first time for that giant octopus to float.
Will it keep floating in the sky like this?
Pull it up! Pull it up!
Pull it up!
You did it!
Look!
It went up for a second!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
This is tough!
This is exhausting!
The octopus has flown only 2 meters high.
You can say it's floated up, but you can't say it's gone up.
Didn't you pull it up properly at the end?
I did! I did!
I did!
Why do you keep falling?
What did you do, Tsutaya?
Did you just pop up out of nowhere?
In this situation, has it gone up enough?
Well...
It went up just a little.
Just a little?
If it succeeds, it can go up for hours.
What caused the failure?
Why didn't it go up any higher?
The person in charge of lifting and holding ended up there.
Then, it flew over here.
That's right!
That's not true!
The 3 people who lifted the octopus don't have time to fall and slack off.
Now that they know all of the causes of their failure, it's their 4th attempt!
Come back soon!
We'll do our best!
It's like we're the only ones who are worried!
It's like Tsuchigawa was perfect!
That's right!
This time for sure, the octopus will go up!
If 9 people pull it up, it will definitely go up!
Are you ready?!
Yes!
Alright, go!
Alright!
Go!
Run!
It's dangerous!
Pull it up! Pull it up!
It's dangerous!
Pull it up! Pull it up!
It went up, but...
It's dangerous!
Come back!
It's dangerous!
Up until now, it's been the highest octopus that's gone up!
Even if they think it's a success...
I can't do it!
If you think about it...
I can't do it!
It's under my arm!
That's dangerous!
Five people!
You can't do it!
I'll take off my hair for now.
Give me a hug pillow.
The sound is louder than before, isn't it?
It's getting louder.
That's close.
Let's try it one more time!
I can't do it!
I'm exhausted!
The average age is 40 years old.
The men's spirit has risen before their past.
However, they want to make it as far as they can.
The last challenge to give all their strength!
Then...
Isn't it windy?
It's a little windy than before.
Don't say that!
A little, right?
The men were blown by a beautiful wind called "bifu".
Now is your only chance!
It's time for the nine of you to join forces!
I can't do it!
Can you do it?
I can't do it!
Let's do it.
Do it!
When Matsumoto tries his best...
Do it!
I did it!
I did it, didn't I?
He reached 8 meters in height.
Can we say it was a success?
Matsumoto-san, what do you think of this?
It's about 50 meters higher than I expected.
50 meters?
It was close, but not bad.
It's something that happens a lot.
I was able to raise it a little more.
It's too early for me to leave the downtower.
That's too bad!
You called me over there last year, didn't you?
There's no one here!
They weren't able to raise the downtower themselves.
But the nine of them still have a long way to go.
The third race is...
Haranis-san, H.G.-san, and Kojima Yoshio-san!
This is difficult!
The third race is these three!
Let's see whose gag is the fastest!
What will H.G. do?
H.G. looks like he's got the most energy in him.
It's just a regular track gag.
There's only one gag.
H.G., how many times did you do it on TV?
Um... about six!
Look at his face!
Which one is it?
He's going for it!
He might be strong!
He's strong!
I think this is H.G.
His feet are wide.
I see.
If you do it many times, you'll end up like this.
I see.
I'll go with Kojima!
Kojima Yoshio-san!
He's the most agile.
I see.
Kojima-kun is very careful.
I see.
He looks like he'd be careful.
As you can see, the third race is all flesh and bone.
Who will advance to the finals?
The third race...
Entry No. 1...
Takayuki Haranishi!
It's me!
Is Haranishi World on fire?
I won't move! I won't move!
I won't move!
Entry No. 2...
Razor Ramon H.G.
He looks like he'd definitely be No. 1 athlete.
Entry No. 3...
Kojima Yoshio.
He's said to be the No. 1 comedian to disappear in 2008.
But that has nothing to do with it!
Wow!
When I was watching Ed Harami on TV,
a few months ago, I was in that position.
Wow, it's complicated.
Let's see if his feelings are the same.
As for No. 1...
Haranishi starts his crouching.
Kojima starts his crouching, too.
Ready...
Oh!
What's going on?
He went all the way to the goal!
What's going on?
He's running normally!
It's not something you can do in a frying pan!
Let's start again.
As for No. 1...
Ready...
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I thought it was "mean" for a while.
The fourth race is these three.
Whose joke is the fastest?
Let's guess.
Mr. B will take a ridiculous action.
That's what I'm going to do.
I hope B will sue me.
I was taken a lot of this.
So, the prediction is as you can see.
Finally, the final race of the first round starts.
The fourth race.
Entry No. 1.
Kenji Tamura.
I can't say it's a dream girl.
This man has more stores than number of jokes he has.
I'm busy with the new stores in Nagoya.
Do you still work in the new stores in Nagoya?
I even hire a feng shui master.
Are you serious?
Entry No. 2.
Takahiro Yamamoto.
I'll show you how tough I am.
I won.
It's suitable for the world of jokes.
Entry No. 3.
Mr. Bean.
Mr. Bean, who suddenly joined us from Imajin in Incarn.
Stop it!
As expected, this is the world of jokes.
I'm going to break the seal.
I've finished it.
Ready...
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Mr. B, go!
Which way, B?
East? West? South?
Mr. B, what did you find?
What did you find?
B!
You found B, boy!
Is that a different character?
Is there a Tanuken character?
Tanuken's character!
Oh my!
Mr. Hamada has appeared!
Tanuken's character!
Tanuken's character doesn't last!
Which way, B?
East? South?
Which way, B?
East? South?
Which way, B?
East? South?
We must stop joke!
After all the results, we must ask Goosey.
So, Tamken, who ran normally and scored a goal, advanced to the final!
Now, it's finally the final.
There are four people left in the final, but who will be the first place?
I'd like you to guess who it is, but it's Ed Harumi, Haraniss, and Kenji Taira.
Tamken suddenly gave up and embarrassed himself.
He gave up and embarrassed himself.
He really gave up and embarrassed himself.
He gave up and embarrassed himself.
As you can see, everyone's predictions are correct!
The fastest gag athlete in the world will be decided in this race!
Everyone, you have done a great job!
The final will be decided soon!
Don't miss it!
Criticism! Is it correct until morning?
This is a debate where several people lead to the correct answer about a certain era.
What kind of correct answer will be thrown out tonight?
Well, let's go right away!
Yes, yes!
The first topic is...
"Na" begins with a pure image of female entertainers.
"Na"?
"Pure"?
"Pure", right?
"Pure".
Is it okay for people who have passed away?
Of course.
Isn't it okay?
Because there are people who can't be anyone.
"Na" is...
"Na"?
"Na"?!
What are you thinking about?
I was thinking about "Ni".
What are you thinking about?
"Na" is "Pure".
Why did you think about "Ni"?
I'm sorry. I'll do it.
"Na" will come out.
No, I won't do it.
I'll definitely do it.
It's "Na".
It's the same!
It's "Na".
It's the same!
It's "Na".
What do you think about "Na"?
I think it's "Pure".
"Nanoshima Mina".
It's "Pure".
She's a good girl.
She's elegant.
Don't surprise me.
You're saying "Pure" when you're trying to say "Na".
"Na" is "Pure".
What about you?
I think it's "Na".
"Na" is "Na".
You're saying "Na" all of a sudden!
You're not even in the anime!
She's elegant.
She's a good wife.
She's a bad wife.
But she's "Pure" when she's a good wife.
What are you saying?
Isn't it your role?
I think it's "Na".
"Na" is "Na".
What about you, Udo-chan?
I think it's "Na".
What do you think about "Na"?
"Na" is "Na".
Goodnerous.
Very very good.
Let me translate.
Hold on.
I could say that.
I was abstracted until the end today.
"Na" is "Na".
Isn't that "Na"?
You're not in the anime at all.
You're definitely not in the movie!
I'm not in the movie!
Are you "Pe Tammy"!?
No, I'm not in the movie!
It's not like that at all!
No, it's because...
It's difficult!
When I was in Nagasawa, there were a lot of Nagasawa Masami-chan.
Now, now!
Say it now!
Nagasawa Masami-chan...
For a moment, I was looking like this, and Nagasawa Masami-chan...
Nagashima?! It was like that.
I'm sorry, but Natsume Masako...
No, but really, Nakama Yuki...
She's there too, right?
Well, she's not like that at all.
That's rude of her.
Ah, yes, yes!
It's true, isn't it?
Natsume Masako!
Because "dee" is "adana" in Japanese.
It's "adana"!
No, it's Natsume Masako!
Yes!
"Na" gives you a pure image of a female celebrity.
The correct answer is Natsume Masako.
Now, now!
It's difficult.
Here!
When "dee" starts and you're in a room with a woman, what song makes you feel good?
The title of the song.
I don't know it.
The title.
"Dee" starts...
It makes you feel good, doesn't it?
I don't know it at all.
What is this?!
This is it!
I don't know it! I don't know the title!
Oh...
I'm getting fat!
Masako-san is getting fat!
Hey, stop it!
What is this?!
This is weird!
I don't know it at all!
I don't know the song, either!
Masako-san, you were fast.
I didn't know what to say.
I just thought of it.
Then, Masako-san.
Um...
"Dee" starts, doesn't it?
Yes.
Yes, "dee".
Why?
Why didn't you say it yesterday?
Why didn't you say it now?
It's a pretty good song!
What is it?
"Imagine".
This is the only song I know of.
It's a song you know of!
There are three songs I know of!
Yes.
It's a good song.
When you're in a room with a woman...
It's a good song.
It's a song that makes you feel good.
It's a good song.
It reminds me of when I go to an amusement park.
It's a good song.
It makes you feel good in the bathroom.
What is it?
"Dee".
It's old!
It's an old song!
It's not a good song.
"Nimura".
Yes.
I...
Everyone, please go to Kyoto.
Please go to Kyoto.
"Dee".
I said it, too!
It's like a comedy show.
No, it's not like a comedy show!
Usually, "Amazing", as expected...
It's good, it's good!
"Nimura".
It's good, it's good!
It's "Nimura".
It's good, it's good! "Itoshi no eri" is good!
"Innocent one" is good!
"Beatles" or "Momoe-chan" is good!
But "Imagine" is funny!
It's like "Ah..."
No, it's not "Ah..."
Is that supposed to be karaoke?
That's "Imagine" that you came up with.
When a couple is together, a song that will make your mood excel
The answer is "Imagine"
Entry No.1. World's Hot Pot Thickness
Gag 20m Level. Final.
Entry No.1. World's Hot Pot Thickness
In the final, when you multiply 3 by 3 and 3 becomes a number, you become a fool. Furthermore, when you multiply 5 by 5, you become like a dog and run.
This Hot Pot Thickness problem is included in the first row.
The Hot Pot Thickness is included in the first row.
Entry No.2. Ed Harumi.
Eh? What's wrong? Is it painful? Come! I'll hug you!
Huh? What's that? Isn't it shimonese?
Entry No.3. Takayuki Haranishi.
Karagoku-do is Haranishi!
Entry No.4. Kenji Tamura.
It's been a while.
You're exaggerating.
Will it be Ed or Haranishi? Will there be a gag or Ken Tamura?
The final is about to start!
The final race is about to start! The fastest human being will be decided!
Who is the fastest gagging athlete in the world?
Will there be a gag or Ken Tamura?
Will O Ashine be the first gagging athlete in the world?
Will One die?
One busy die?
You're just a pervert!
I've never heard of that story!
I'm watching you, kid!
No, don't get mad!
Sancho, get in there!
High! High!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Eleven...
Twelve...
At first, Mr. Tangen was late, but he did it in one go!
What a fine finish!
His chest is sticking out!
His chest is sticking out, Mr. Sancho!
What's up with you?!
As a senior, I'll say this, but you're going to be bullied by kids!
That's right!
What's up with you, old man?!
Chief, you have that attitude!
So, whose lie was most accurate?!
It's Mr. Miyasako's!
Winner is Mr. Miyasako!
Congratulations!
Now, for the prize money...
In 2009, with Takahiro Yamanoto, you won the German World Air Force Pair Ticket!
In 2009, you won it in Germany!
And finally, this is what Mr. Odayuji said...
I'm glad I saw you, Mr. Sancho!
Well, in the end...
If I were to comment...
I'm glad I was born on Earth!
Your jokes were really...
Nice! Nice! Nice!
Nice!
Alright, next up...
Ganbaru!
Jokes World Air Force...
Signed...
Ganbaru!
Damn it!
Well, next time, if we make a faster gag, it's effective.
Menboku-ike, Menokei...
Oboro!
Oboro-saiko!
Let's do it again four months later. Congratulations.
Look at this!
Mepabo...
We did it!
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