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The exciting and exciting project "Romantic Linkers" is back!
The girls, who have forgotten about love, will fight with all their might in a passionate battle!
Don't miss out on this miraculous kiss!
May Day, Akasaka TBS.
Good morning.
You don't look like you're in a good mood.
I heard there's going to be a lot of wind today.
Could you please pull up your shoes for me?
Here we go!
Let's have another romantic kiss!
I hate this.
I have no idea what we're doing for the first time.
Oh, right! You should listen to this project!
You might wake up if you're not careful.
That's true.
It's like waking up and changing your urinary tract.
That's my order.
A project where the actors feel their own danger.
Romantic Kiss!
We will now play a game of "boke" and "tsukkomi".
The losers will kiss on the road.
One and a half years ago, in their first romantic kiss,
the actors who won the right to kiss on the road are...
Nakagawa Ketsuyoshi and...
Ameagari Keshutai and Hotohara.
And the other two are...
Keita!
They kissed on the fashionable blue sky crossing.
The second round will continue with...
Koumodo and Fujimoto.
Tonight, their excitement and excitement will win!
Meanwhile, the "tsukkomi" team is also...
Again?!
They kissed on the road?!
Why is there a second round?!
Wasn't it more than two rounds?!
It can't be true!
Who would kiss on the road?!
I hate it!
It's my first time kissing on the road.
It's my first time!
And there are a lot of dirty people over there, right?
There are a lot of dirty people over there, right?
The fact that I'm over here means that Shoji is over there, so...
It's an indirect kiss.
The guy over there is the guy over there, and it could be...
It could be...
Shut up!
It can't be helped if you say it like that, can it?!
Once again, we're going to kiss on the road.
"Domestic Lincoln" Part 2!
This time, who will be kissed on the road?!
Let's split up into two teams and go to the site of the kiss on the road.
First of all, we're going to confirm the members of the opposing team who might be kissing on the road.
Okay, everyone!
For now, these are the members of the opposing team.
I see...
Who am I supposed to do it with?!
Iwao and Seiji aren't even looking at me!
Wow, it looks good!
It looks like they're all kissing.
It looks like they're tied up in a cart!
A cart and a cart...
It looks like they're all kissing.
This is tough...
It's a calm and romantic kiss.
All of a sudden, Kawashima's door opened and it's like...
It's like you want to kiss me!
Kawashima's indirect kiss!
Yes, an indirect kiss!
But you want me to do it in the morning, right?!
If you do it in the morning...
Meanwhile, in the company of Bokei Team...
Over there, in the back of Tsukkomi Team...
Yes, yes, yes!
Wow!
Ah, they're there!
Wow!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
This is it!
Wait...
Huh?!
There's Seiji-san!
It's Seiji!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
What is it?!
It's just a pooping sea urchin!
This is it!
This is it! This is Sazae's last one, right?!
Wow!
By the way, who do you not want to kiss the most?
Me?!
Yes!
No, there's a lot of people!
Hamada doesn't like it either...
He doesn't like it either...
He doesn't like this either...
He's like a rotten banana...
Hahaha!
The one I hate the most is here!
Ah!
Hamada-san hates juniors!
Recently...
Yes?
You look like a female sea urchin...
Am I a female?!
Hahaha!
You're a female, right?!
Is it a female?!
It's like you're in Out of...
It's like you're in First Mit!
Hahaha!
It's like you're in Out of...
Hahaha!
Now, it's fate's time!
I'm going to do it...
Game?
You're going to do it?
I'm coming!
No!
It's okay!
The first game is...
If it explodes, kiss right away!
"Sundome Balloon Fight"!
But I'm not going to ask you to do it.
I'm not used to it.
From now on, each of you will operate the lever one by one and blow up the giant balloons.
The person who blows up the balloons will kiss the road immediately.
First of all, you will decide who is the top batter by lottery.
Ready, set, go!
Huh?
Wow!
It spins from here.
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's like Amazon!
Can I say this?
So, the top batter is Hamada.
Please blow up the balloons as much as you like.
Which one...
Let's not count.
That's too far away.
I can stand it.
Let's do it.
This is the first time.
Ready, set, go!
Wow!
I see.
It's small.
Watch out!
What's wrong with you?!
Hamada, you blew up too fast.
No, I didn't!
You're fine!
I'm fine!
I'm next!
I'm not done yet!
It's too fast!
Can I do it a little more?
No, you can't.
Ready, set...
No, you can't.
Is it still there?
No, it's still there.
It's still there.
This is bad!
Don't pour it!
It's enough!
Don't pour it!
Stop it with that!
Again!?
You'll spill it again!
When the balloon popped, everyone was nervous and the one week ended.
They still didn't want to waste time.
What?
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
It's a lie.
And it's Hamada's voice.
Why do you tell me this?
It's a lie.
Will Hamada show his manliness?
He's a samurai.
Break it.
No way.
Oh, my.
Next, Amano is...
No way.
Stop it!
And...
It's a lie.
Stop it!
When he was a child, he couldn't buy balloons.
Now, he's throwing them into a giant balloon.
And...
Stop it!
It's a lie.
It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie.
After this, Shouji, Goto and Seiji managed to clear it.
Next is this man.
Last time, Gotohara, who was removed from the dojo kiss, but...
Please blame me. Please blame me.
I think you've gone too far. You've gone too far.
I can't go that far.
But you didn't blame Minmura, did you?
I don't know any... I don't know any Minmura I know.
Don't be fooled once. Don't be fooled once.
It's not funny at all!
Don't be fooled.
The winner is...
Meemura!
It's a stone!
Meemura!
I've never been so angry!
The winner is...
Meemura!
The first rojo kiss comedian is...
Meemura!
I wanted to play another game...
I was angry...
I was angry at losing...
I'm not coming back!
But...
Who will kiss the other person...
The bokeh team will also...
challenge the game of fate!
Let's go!
If you chew it you'll kiss rojo!
"Read it in turn and if you "chew" it you'll "kiss rojo"!
The rules are simple...
Read them one by one...
If you "chew" it you'll "kiss rojo"!
And the winner is...
The bestseller!
"Homeless Children"!
There's not much kanji...
You idiots...
You don't look like it.
But you look like a Kansai person.
Kansai people.
As a result of the investigation, they decided to read it around the clock from Shinagawa.
Well then...
Start reading!
My house is gone.
Oh, that kind of thing?
It was beyond my imagination.
I couldn't understand it at 13 years old.
Oh, I know! I know! I know!
It was the graduation ceremony of the first semester of my second year of middle school.
When I woke up in the morning as usual,
my dad had already gone somewhere,
and my brother, who was five years older than me, was preparing for college,
and my sister, who was four years older than me, was preparing for high school.
As usual, in the morning,
I was preparing for middle school,
and on the last day of July,
even though it was hot in the morning,
I walked to school.
No matter how you think about it, it's weird!
What will you do?
Do you want to continue it for now?
Can we do it until the end?
Can we continue it for now and make it too weird?
You've completely lost it now.
Reach.
What does "reach" mean?
Is there such a thing as "reach" for biting?
I belonged to the basketball club, so I made plans with my friends to go camping with my club practice plans.
I wasn't going to camp, but for me as a middle school student, it meant a great adventure, and it made me jump...
He's making you jump!
Reach
You were a little naive before.
Reach
This is "reach" too.
"Reach" is fun.
You're making me jump!
You were a little naive before.
You're making me jump!
Let's leave it for a little bit.
Why do you keep doing that?
Let's start from Tsurushi again.
What does "reach" mean?
Say it a little faster.
Basketball club.
You're making me jump!
This is "reach"!
Was there such a thing?
And with that, Tsuyoshi and Dojo Kisu are decided!
Dojo Kisu is decided by Tsuyoshi!
Your destination is the intersection of Minami Aoyama.
Go down from both sides of the pedestrian crossing and exchange a hot kiss like in the central part of Japan!
Wait a minute!
Surprisingly, Kisu's destination is the same as last time!
The intersection of Aoyama!
There are quite a lot of people!
Wow!
Surprisingly, two buses arrive at the same time!
The romantic atmosphere is increasing even if you don't like it!
The bus over there is coming!
Oh!
It's coming!
Wow!
Who is it?
It's so romantic!
Wow!
It's similar!
Wow! It's similar!
It's similar!
But it doesn't look good!
Look over there!
He's eating friskies!
He's eating biscuits!
He's eating toast!
In front of the bus!
I'll kiss her today!
Finally, Mimura and Tsuyoshi will kiss on the road!
Until that happens, they don't know who their partners are!
The best and most romantic kiss is about to begin!
Who do you hate?
Who?
Tsuyoshi!
Again!
Tsuyoshi again!
Who is it?
Open your eyes!
Again!
Who is it?
Tsuyoshi!
He's strong!
Again!
He's strong again!
Tomorrow!
Again!
He's strong again!
Again!
He's strong again!
He's angry!
But he looks happy!
He's angry!
The chili's in the middle!
How big it is!
That's a face of a woman who has a baby.
It's so big!
It's too big!
"City in the Wild"!
That was scary!
I got the chills!
His fingers were moving!
Scary!
The value of this is reversed!
It's like they're going to switch different arms!
Let's love each other!
I'm so happy!
A mom and a kid pass by on a ride...
Right, kid?
The moment my mother saw that, she took her child away from me.
You can't do that.
It's the first time I've seen such a beautiful look.
It's difficult to look at.
You can't start with comedians.
You can't do that.
The second round is a roadside kiss with that tourist attraction name.
The kiss scene that shocked everyone at Kaminari- mon and Zendai-ni-mon is the second half of the program.
That night, the meeting will be held again.
Tonight, new speakers will gather.
They won't talk about bad stories.
They will show you a special story.
It's called...
"Shouji Murakami's Bad Story"!
Today, we'll continue with "Shouji Murakami's Bad Story".
Will Kama-man win?
- He will. - Shouji Murakami's...
- No, but you were on BBC. - I was on BBC.
- You were on BBC? - What?
"Beauty and the Beast".
- What's the name of the show? - "Shou-chan and Fuku-chan".
- Oh, sorry, "Fuku-chan" and "Shou-chan". - Either is fine.
"Fuku-chan" is the director of the printing shop, isn't it?
The rules are simple.
You have to reveal the story of the person who appeared in the dice.
If you can't tell the story, you have to talk about it by choice or request.
- I'll start. - Yes, please.
Three or four years ago, I was drinking tea with my friends at a cafe.
I was a little far away.
There was an old man in an afro-hair.
He had sunglasses like this.
He was holding a five-year-old girl.
When I looked closely, I thought he might be Yosui Inoue.
If he wasn't wearing sunglasses like this, I couldn't tell if he was Yosui Inoue or not.
I thought it couldn't be him.
He was holding a five-year-old girl's face like this.
I thought his sunglasses wouldn't fall off.
If they fell off, I would know right away.
But they didn't fall off.
I thought it couldn't be him.
A man who looked like Yosui Inoue said to the girl...
Are you okay?
Huh?
Isn't he Yosui Inoue?
Suddenly, he came out.
I was surprised.
I called a clerk and asked if he was Yosui Inoue.
Then...
He is Yosui Inoue.
Wow.
Let's move on.
Let's talk about other things.
(i.e. Japanese)
I was playing soccer.
I was the best player in a soccer club.
He is my classmate and his name is KASHIABARA.
However, his nickname is YOSHIE.
He is a very hard worker.
One day, he found out that his senior was smoking.
His senior was strict and said that he was responsible for the whole unit and that everyone should gather for safety.
At that time, YOSHIE had a terrible injury on both knees.
He can't even bend his knees a little.
YOSHIE can't sit down and is wobbling.
His senior came up to him and said, "YOSHIE, do you want to go somewhere?"
His senior said, "Yes, where are you?"
His senior said, "Here."
This is it.
I crossed it.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go faster and faster.
This is about when I was in the fourth grade of elementary school.
I was playing with my friends and decided to go through a back road on the way home.
There is a vacant lot on the back road.
When I passed by the vacant lot, I saw a shadow.
An old man-like person is shaking in Zenra.
I thought, "What is this?"
When I passed by the road again, I heard an old man say in a loud voice, "I've been pooped!"
I thought, "Wow, this is scary!"
But I went home.
I went home.
I don't know if I'm 52 years old or not.
I went to the bathroom.
I thought it was all out.
I fastened it and came out.
About half of what I did came out.
Couldn't you stop it in the middle of it?
No way!
I can't say it doesn't matter.
You can't say you're good at anything.
On a rainy day, I was walking with a friend in a city corner.
I said, "Shou, I'll give you a strawberry."
He said, "I don't need it anymore."
He gave me a strawberry in that corner.
It's raining for the time being.
The taxi won't stop.
I didn't even turn on the umbrella.
I thought it was a car and went out into the middle of the road.
I thought I'd stop it.
It's a little different.
It's like...
I went to pick you up.
You know what I mean?
I got angry and gave you a strawberry.
I don't need it anymore.
I got angry.
Then an old man came down from the driver's seat.
Then...
You threw grapes at me!
You threw a lot of fruits at me in a taxi, didn't you?
Like a fruit hire.
A fruit hire?
Like a taxi.
"Have you got one yet?" I thought.
Hey, you! How... How do you get one?
How do you get one?
If you were me, for example, what would you do?
Fruit taxi!
Hmm... That's not a good idea, either.
That's not a good idea, either. It's not good, is it?
It's not good, is it?
You really don't like it, do you?
No, I don't like it.
Now, the romantic kiss legend will begin again!
Let's move on to the next game.
What's the next game?
Shall we play it?
The next game is...
If you can't say it, you'll kiss on the street.
It's a complete anti-kissing game!
Anti-kissing?
What's this?
What's this show about anti-kissing?
What's this?
Ah! Watanseki!
Watanseki!
Full name?
Speaking of "Watanseki!"
It's a popular national drama on TVS.
In 30 seconds, 53 people will kiss on the street.
What?!
It's too much!
Now, the anti-kissing game begins!
What?
Now, let's burn the Hashida family's faces one by one!
There's no time!
What's this show about anti-kissing?
It's a full name, right?
What's this show about anti-kissing?
It's about anti-kissing!
What?!
Ah, the name...
No, it's...
It's a few people.
You're crazy!
No, it's...
It's a normal main show!
What?!
No, it's...
As a result of the number, the game will start from the 5th floor clockwise!
OK, are you ready?
From the 5th floor!
OK, start!
Izumi Pinko-san.
That's fine!
Seiji Sato Piesac-san.
Utsui Kensa.
Kado no Takuzo-san.
Yes?
Enari Kazuki...
You have to say the truth!
Aikawa Kinya-san.
Yes! I won!
Fujita Tomoko-san.
Mitamura Kunihiko-san.
Akagi Hamei-san!
Yes!
From now on, it will be a painful second week!
Hand-raise!
That's a real hand-raise!
I've never seen that before!
Are you serious?!
That's a real hand-raise!
Innovation-san.
Yes!
Maeda Kin-san!
This is bad.
What's with this face?
Something's about to fly out of my head!
Something's about to come out of my head!
Anki Boya!
Onne! Onne! Um, Onne! Um, Anuito!
We've worked together before!
Um, Funakoshi Eichiro-san!
You haven't seen him, have you?! Hold your head up high!
Hold your head up high, Funakoshi-san!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Let's count down!
Ten! Ten! Ten! Eight! Seven! Six! Five!
Oh, Ada back!
I'm sorry.
You look like a gorilla.
I'm a gorilla's boss.
I'm still a boss.
Satoshi Kishida.
Kishikiori.
Katsukiro.
Nobuto Okamoto.
Mayor of Kyoto.
That's right!
Asuka Shibuya.
Yes!
I knew it.
There's someone, right?
Goku?
No way!
He's joined us for the third week!
I can't do this anymore.
Yes!
Gumazai Mami.
Yes!
This is amazing!
He'll be happy.
You should tell him.
You!
What are you doing?
Tell me!
Ten! Nine!
Eight! Seven!
Go!
Anyway...
He knows.
Maybe...
You won't tell him?
You won't?
Oh! I know him!
Which one?
Yes!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! It wasn't like that! It wasn't like that!
It's true! It's true! It's true!
Now, Rojo Kiss is political!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! I hate it!
Rojo Kiss is decided to be Chihara Brothers' political!
Who will the political lips belong to?
Now, let's move on to the next game.
If it's sour, Rojo Kiss super sour Russian ramen
What? It's called "super sour"?
"Super Sour" is a colorless liquid with a strong sourness of 100 dried plums.
Even if you only drink a little...
Super sour Russian ramen
If you drink "Super Sour Russian Ramen" mixed with a lot of sour liquid, you're out!
The loser of the first and second rounds will decide who will kiss.
Will Kojima be able to show off his strength of drawing?
This is a big advantage for us.
It looks like a lot of food.
Is it a lot of food?
I don't think it matters.
It doesn't matter.
I'll go for it.
Go for it!
It's on you.
Go for it!
Can you drink it?
Yes!
It's good!
It's good, but it's not good.
I'll go for it.
Go for it!
You can't say it.
I'll go for it!
Go for it!
It's normal.
It's good!
I'll go for it!
It's fast.
It's fast?
It's sour!
It's fast!
It's sour!
It's fast!
It's good!
It's fast!
Now it's decided who will go to Shinagawa.
What will happen in Shinagawa?
Will we leave?
It means we will leave.
We will leave.
Let's go to Shinagawa.
Let's go.
It's good to make a show while thinking about it.
It's good to talk about it.
It's good.
It's good in Shinagawa.
The second round will start with everyone including Shinagawa.
The second round will start with Miyasako.
It's water.
I have a bad feeling about this.
He went in the middle.
You idiot!
I'll go for the middle one!
Bring it on!
Which one should we decide?
Let's decide it.
Say it slowly.
This is it!
In this way, the final match will be decided between Udo and Shinagawa!
The one who drinks super sour water will go up to heaven!
The tasting of fate begins now!
The staff chose it for me, so I'll drink the rest!
Really?
I don't think it's good for me to choose it myself.
Then I'll go for this one!
You're misunderstanding!
Which one will it be?
Wait a minute!
Are you ready?
All at once?
The final match will be decided by a kiss!
One, two...
Thank you!
Shina river will be sent from Bokeh team!
Here is the place where Seiji and Shina river will be connected by romantic love kiss!
Here is Asakusa!
It's hot! It's hot!
I'm so nervous!
Kiss me! Kiss me!
You can do it!
You are the only one who can't do it!
Seiji and Shina river don't know who they will kiss yet!
But the moment of love kiss is coming!
And they will see a crazy kiss scene!
Is it on?
Who? Who? Who?
Who? Where?
Is it on?
It's Shina river!
I saw it!
Who? Who?
Seiji!
Asakusa will be shocked!
It's moving!
Today, I used rock-like items to create a little devil- like atmosphere.
Recently, I like jigsaw puzzles and other intellectual hobbies.
Where should I put it?
Will it work?
What should I do?
I don't know, but I lost weight recently.
I lost 15 kilograms in two months.
The restaurant I often go to is closed due to self-restructuring.
My father runs a restaurant.
It's a meat specialty store, but I often go there for a drink.
It's been a while.
Thank you.
It's hot.
This is cute, isn't it?
It's like summer.
It's ahead of season.
Her fashion is based on Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay wears today's clothes like a hippie.
Haruka sometimes says hello.
I'm nervous because it's her first meeting with Morioh.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Naomi Otanami.
You're cute.
You're cuter than you look on TV.
You look good in turquoise blue.
I'm wearing it for the first time today.
It's fashionable.
Is it true?
What do you do on your day off?
I relax at home.
I see.
What do you do on your day off?
I play with my dog.
Do you have a dog?
I have two dogs.
I go to a dog cafe.
I envy you.
I want a dog.
You should buy one.
Your life will change.
Is it true?
What kind of dog do you have?
I have a Cavalier and a Bullmastiff.
They are big dogs.
They are very cute.
Dogs are like human beings.
But you don't have many dogs.
I recently had a boyfriend.
Where did you meet him?
I got along with him at a party.
How old is he?
He is older than me.
How old is he?
He is ten years older than me.
He is older than you.
Do you go on a date with him?
We go on a date.
Where do you go?
We go to hot springs.
Do you go on a one-night trip?
Yes, we do.
Do you go on a date?
Do you want me to go on a date with you?
Well...
When you went on a trip together, you got excited.
Yes, we got excited.
How did you feel about your first kiss?
I felt like I was wanted.
Are you still in love with me?
I'll leave it to your imagination.
No!
Let's do our best.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's go.
After this, Asakusa will be shocked by Shinagawa and Seiji's road kiss!
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What appeared in the studio where the
Ameagari Kesshitai is examining is...
Good morning.
Hurry up and take it off.
He has four years of experience in acting.
He is good at imitating Chan Dong Gon Gen.
He is good at comedy and comedy.
They are a young couple.
What is this?
This is a secret code.
What code?
Like a card.
It's obvious.
Are you crazy?
Kamai and his team's secret code.
What is inside?
You are wearing purikura, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
It's completely...
It's completely Kamai and his team's code.
It's cold.
What are you doing?
It's cold.
Are you crazy?
First of all, they check the sender of the code.
Hello!
It's a drum button.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Let go of me.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Hello!
I'm Chan Dong Gon Gen.
I'm a short story editor.
Hey you!
Why are you walking outside like that?
Answer me!
What?
Why aren't you wearing clothes?
That's because...
I like being naked!
Because you're looking at my mochi.
Check out the short story edition as well!
Hello! I'm Chan Tong Gun, Gen!
Short story edition!
The weather report!
Osaka doesn't rain.
Why doesn't it rain in Osaka?
Because it's sunny tomorrow!
Why is it so funny?
It's funny!
The short story edition continues!
Finally, Seiji and Shinagawa appear in the rain in Asakusa!
Is it out?
Who is it?
Isn't it white?
I saw it a lot!
There it is!
Who is it?
It's a goldfish!
It's out! It's out!
It's a white fish!
It's out! It's out!
It's a good one!
It's a yellow one!
It's a good one!
It's a black fish!
It's a berry!
It's a giant burbot!
Is it out?
Isn't it white?
It's out!
Wow!
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And the couple who kissed on the dojo is...
Isn't it long?
This is the longest record.
I think it's been three times.
It's the longest tune I've ever experienced.
OK?
It's long!
It's strange.
It smells like fire.
Why is it so long?