AISubs v3.5
Good morning.
Where are we?
I don't know.
I came here by taxi.
It's 25,000 yen.
25,000 yen?
It's small.
It hurts.
We are in the mountains of Kisarazu, Chiba Prefecture.
What is going to happen here?
What are we doing here?
What is this?
What is it?
It's raw.
It's exaggerated.
What is it?
Is it Kotekitai?
It's a band.
It's not Kotekitai.
Come in early in the morning.
It's a band.
Get one hundred times of Lincoln.
It's like you.
It's a big band.
It's New Year's of Kisarazu.
Get one!
100 Times Celebration
100 times!
Amazing!
100 times celebration!
Lincoln! Congratulations on your 100th broadcast!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Well, really...
I thought it would be over in a blink of an eye, but...
That's great!
You did your best, didn't you?
Yes!
I watched you do your best!
I did my best, that's why it's 100 times celebration!
Well, it's really good, isn't it?
Yes!
That's right!
Lincoln, who started in October 2005...
Also celebrated 100 times with everyone's hard work!
Since it's 100 times...
How do you feel about everything we've done so far?
What?
Hey, Otake-san!
Otake-san?!
Don't point at me like that!
Look at me!
Hey, Otake-san!
Where are you looking?!
No, I think it's wonderful!
Um...
Really...
Unfortunately, my bike is in the back of the mountain...
Your bike is in the back of the mountain...
It's in the back of the mountain...
Once again, Matsumoto-san!
Um...
Your impressions of 100 times...
What do you think?
You didn't ask!
Well, it was fast, and it was short...
But...
200 times, 300 times...
I'd like to do it again!
I think you'd like to do it again!
200...
200 times...
200 times?!
It's true!
Why do you have that skill?
I've known it for three days...
There's a reason!
Oh, is there?
Shall we see it?
Yes!
It's a request from one of you!
Thank you!
Oh!
Lincoln Regular viewers!
Congratulations on your 100th broadcast!
Thanks to you, Lincoln has broadcast more than 100 times...
And has grown into a popular variety show that represents TVS!
As a result of thinking about how to express this gratitude...
Speaking of "Lincoln Regular"...
Physical strength!
Therefore!
We have prepared what you want most right now!
From now on...
You will challenge the game prepared by the show...
And if you clear it successfully...
You will take back the product!
Start!
TVS Television...
The role of Torshimo...
Makoto Ishikawa, Chief Executive Officer...
I don't know!
Ishikawa!
You've come here for the first time!
Ishikawa is a man who is in 8th position in TVS!
4th!
No, no, no.
And also...
PS! PS!
We have asked the two judges of this game...
...not to be swayed by their judgments.
What?
Not to be swayed by their judgments?
This time, we are going to give away the things we want the most to the hardworking Jews.
However, only if you clear the game.
Before we start, we took a preliminary survey and received a series of shocking products.
First of all, a pressure cooker set worth 50,000 yen.
Who wished for this?
It's me!
Wow!
What is this?
I'm going to say it now.
This will make you very soft.
Is your wife going to use it?
No, it's me.
What?
If your wife thinks about it, she will lie down in the shower.
Next up, a bone marrow correction chair and an airy shape.
Who is this?
It's me!
It's you!
You prepared it for me!
What's wrong with you?
I can sit on it and get rid of all my back pain.
Are you serious?
The end of City 8 is...
Stop it!
You touched me for the first time!
Next up, a cap for all teams in the Major League.
Who wished for these strange products?
It can't be helped.
It's you, Nimra!
I would never buy this myself.
I took this and wrote it down in the survey.
Did you really prepare it for me?
This is the most expensive one.
Really?
It's 1,000 yen for one and there are 30 of them.
This is 1,500 yen.
1,500 yen?!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Wow, this is amazing.
It's a little too big.
Next up, a high-class camp set.
Who wished for these strange products?
A camp set.
It's you!
It's me!
The back and this too?
Yes, this is a tent.
If you look at it, I think it's a leisure or fun medium.
My purpose is for when I want to go out.
Do you usually go out like that?
What? A tent is really good for this.
It's not for that!
Next, a laser-range hope useful for golf is...
Konoka-town, obsessed with golf!
Yes!
What is this?
This is the one you can see the inner yard.
It's a pin.
If you look at it like this, you can see the pin too.
It's a flexible pin.
You probably can't use it.
Really?
You can't use it?
Only the size?
125 yards and 135 yards are a big difference.
It's important.
Whether it's 8 yards or 9 yards, you can't use it.
I'm not interested at all!
Not at all!
This is a sofa from Karimoku 60, famous for furniture.
The way they choose their products is very serious!
What is this?
It's like a playroom!
I didn't know that furniture could be spread out like this!
What is this?
It's a lot of furniture!
I'm sorry, but I really want it.
Next is a diet sauna suit produced by former boxer Shinji Takehara.
What is this?
It's a dream sauna suit!
You're saying Takehara's name and you're already buying it?
Do you have a type of Takehara?
And now, what does downtown Kirigaru want the most?
First of all, what does Hamada want?
This is it!
If you wear this and go out,
it will wake you up at the best time of your sleep.
It will wake you up at the best time of your sleep.
That's how it's measured in the city?
What happens if you wake up at 7 in the morning?
I'll be angry from the beginning.
You're scared of me, aren't you?
Next, what does Matsumoto want?
Who is this?!
What is it?!
This is a very good item.
What is it?!
This is just right.
You'll get it.
This is terrible.
There's a "we" and "we three" too.
Do you want to get it?
You should definitely buy it.
And you can choose the software you want.
It seems that you can choose any software.
Now, you'll challenge the game with a prize.
The rule is that if you clear even one game, you'll get a super big prize.
However, you only have one chance to challenge.
The first game is this!
What is it?
Pitch Strike Pitch!
I like swimming suits.
You like swimming suits, don't you?
The rule is simple.
If you use 9 pitches and miss all of them, you succeed!
Moreover, the distance up to the pitch is only 3 meters!
The order of throwing is a very important point!
All games are one-shot matches!
If you make a mistake, it ends immediately!
Everyone, please decide the order and then let's start the game!
It's close!
That's also a mistake!
It's a foul!
You can do it!
It's a foul, right?
If you hit it, it's over!
But if it's a foul, it's the same as the real thing, it's an iron frame, so you can control it, right?
But I'm not confident in controlling it.
I don't have it either.
But it's a foul!
It's a foul!
When I played baseball once, I hit a ball with a large ship!
That's because you had a friend!
I think it's bad for you, Mimura-san.
Really?
You came into the school today, and you hit this dancer like this!
You hit him with a finisher.
What about baseball experience?
Baseball experience!
You hit him in the middle!
You hit him like Mr. Wachio!
You hit someone who actually has baseball experience!
But if you say something like Oto-chan or Mimura- san, it's different, right?
Don't be nervous!
Can I say it first?
No, Mimura-san!
No, Mimura-san, say it!
Are you okay?
Of course, Mimura-san!
I understand!
The top is Mimura, who is confident in his baseball experience!
Mimura, say it!
Say it!
No, this is really...
Mimura-san, say it!
Say it!
What do you mean?
No. 5!
If you hit No. 5, you can hit any number!
No. 5 is the most difficult!
Hama-san!
If you aim for the bottom, you can hit lower!
If you aim for the middle, you can hit lower!
That's true!
Hama-san, can I have your hand?
Can I have your hand?
He has one hand, but his arm is...
What is it?
I'll say it!
What number do you aim for?
No. 2!
Hama-san!
This is serious!
Hama-san, you can hit it!
You can do it!
Hama-san, you definitely can't hit it!
You can't aim for me!
What is it?
No. 5!
Alright, Mimura-san!
Please say it!
I said No. 5!
Top batter Mimura!
Will he be able to hit the bottom?
Please say it!
I said No. 5!
No. 5!
He can definitely do it!
Sorry!
Just one more time!
No!
2nd hit!
A hit on the bottom!
1st hit and it's a failure!
The game is over now, but...
No, but...
You should've made this!
You're the one who made it!
Look! It's a windmill!
It really hurts!
Does it really hurt?
My hands and knees are all messed up!
What are you doing?
That's really bad.
If you say it like that...
You shouldn't say it like that!
You should say it like this!
And you should point it at Mimura.
That's right.
If you say it like that again, it will be really bad.
It's Mimura again who will challenge again.
This time, he has to pass the barrier.
Number 5?
Then, Mimura...
Please!
Failure is not forgiven.
What will happen?
Here we go!
Die!
He's hitting the wall!
Mimura, again, hits the barrier.
This is an unbelievable mistake!
No, no, no!
This is the last one!
No, no, no!
This is really my first time playing this game.
If you really do something like this...
You'll really get beaten up!
The third challenge will be decided by the knee- breaking Mimura!
Who's going?
If Otojyan goes, we'll go, too!
I'll go!
Let's go, Otojyan!
That's right!
If you do it like this...
Would you like to try it?
Otojyan, please!
The third challenge will be played by Otohara, who loves baseball.
Will he be able to break the barrier?
I'm scared.
Die!
Oh, no!
Again?
What is it?
This is the worst!
What is it?
A laughing theory!
This is the worst!
This is awful!
Return!
But it's over!
I want it!
That's really awful!
Well, it's over...
It's over, but...
It's really disappointing!
It's awful!
Like Mimura, Motohara also plays on an iron frame.
As a result of the worst, the game is over!
How many times do you play?
Don't you give me back one?
That's a distance of 3 meters!
How many times do you think I played?!
The game is over.
The members are...
Now?
Now!
I can do it!
But...
It hit the bell!
That's it!
Look, there are three of you!
[Mimura failed twice, Hotohara failed once, and without missing even one card, the game is over!]
The next game is this!
One Minute Volleyball Rally!
Hasn't he been around for a while?
What's up with you?
The rules are simple.
Nine people work together and pass the volleyball.
If you don't drop the ball on the ground for one minute, you win!
Of course, you only have one chance!
Even if it's a circle, I think it's important to be next to it.
Yeah.
I don't agree with you.
You're good at it.
Don't say it at the end of the game.
Then don't say it at the end of the game!
Don't say it at the end of the game!
Let's be careful of each other.
Let's do it in a voice.
The average age of 40-year-olds' volleyball rally!
If you cooperate, you'll definitely clear it!
Start!
OK!
Good morning!
Start!
OK!
Start!
OK!
That's it!
I'm scared!
Are you going to play with us?
What is this?
It's a common practice now, isn't it?
Are you going to play with us?
You only have six seconds!
There are two people I said I would give up, but they all gave up in the middle.
Who did you say you would give up?
Are nine people really born with unity?
It ends in just six seconds.
Dad, am I coming all of a sudden?
What is this?!
No, no. If you go in from the back, you have to try and reach it. If you go in from the front, you can't reach it.
Everyone, let me reflect on this. Isn't it over?
I'm sorry about earlier, but I'll forgive you again.
I know what you're doing. If you put the sound in here, you can't tell if it's different over there.
Just like the first game, once again, with the selfishness of the seniors, the first person to cry is...
Now, without making a sound!
Let's go! Start!
Yes, just like that!
Kudo-chan!
Go slowly!
OK!
Go! Go!
You have not changed at all.
You are still the same.
He is still the same.
You are still the same.
You have not changed at all.
You are still the same.
You suddenly came next to me.
You can do it again.
This is also a complete failure.
It was a little fun without the product.
In the end, DARRY TIME ended in 27 seconds.
This game is also not cleared.
The next game is this.
CATCH THE PARACHUTE.
The rule is simple.
Catch one of the nine parachutes lifted from the fireworks before they touch the ground and you win.
This game is also a one-shot game.
Communication is important in this game.
I've been doing that for a long time.
I think it's okay to cooperate.
I don't think you can do one volleyball.
Your grade is going up.
I don't think you can do it today.
The grade goes up a lot.
It's the same as before.
You should be around me.
Can everyone catch the parachute?
Then I will show you.
Who is it?
I will show you.
The wind is strong.
This is it.
This program is brought to you by UNILEADER.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
It's hard for everyone to understand.
The wind is strong.
It's a little high.
This is it.
It's really high.
This is it.
What is it?
What are you doing?
You are stuck.
Something is in it.
Can you do it?
How can we get it out?
What a shame!
Everyone, we have a problem with the wind today.
It's dangerous like this.
It's not like that at all.
Write it again. No one will say it.
It's okay like this.
It's amazing like this.
Everyone is chasing Parasita.
It's a shame.
Only three people were able to catch it.
They couldn't complete this game either.
Here is the next game.
"Owner Jump and Everyone Jump".
Each person will enter the room as an owner.
If all nine of you can jump ten times, you will complete the game.
I've said it many times, but you only have one chance.
Ten times?
Ten times is easy.
People who jump for a long time at first...
Yes, people who jump for a long time at first...
People who have strength...
It might be impossible for me to do it again.
It's only one chance.
It's only one chance, isn't it?
Originally, the rule is only one chance.
Please discuss the order.
Physical strength is important.
You should go to Miyasako, Busan, and Saki.
Everyone, please remember the sports day.
The relay race.
Yes, yes, yes.
I was the most tired at that time.
I was taken by an elementary school girl.
Would you like to see it?
You are still a child.
How about you, Udo-chan?
I have physical strength.
You have physical strength, but you can't fly.
Can you tell me the timing of entering?
That's dangerous.
As a result of the discussion, among the old members,
Miyasako, who is not physically strong enough for an elementary school student,
is aiming for success in this line placed in the middle of the race.
Let's go!
Start!
You are fast!
You are good!
Hurry up and jump!
Now!
Hurry up!
You are fast!
You are good!
You are fast!
You are good!
You are not physically strong.
Udo-san, everyone was like this, but you were the first one to fly.
You are a bad boy.
This is hard.
You can't do it next, can you?
If you don't say it now, you will be replaced first.
That's dangerous.
Why did you come back for the second time?
You can't do it next.
You can do it!
You can't do it!
I won't let you do it!
You can't do it!
You can do it!
The second challenge is between Hamada and Matsumoto.
Will they succeed?
The second challenge is between Hamada and Matsumoto.
They didn't succeed at all!
It's different!
Matsumoto's star didn't come out at all!
That's because you all broke up!
If you hadn't gone in front of me, I wouldn't have been able to go in!
I just saw it and thought about it, but it's impossible.
It's definitely a secret.
You can't start with ten people.
From the beginning with ten people.
Just that! Just that!
Just that!
We can do it! We can do it!
We can do it!
Challenge from this state!
Now, it's a fusion!
Start!
One, two...
Who is it?
Why?!
I can't see below me at all!
Rather than cooperation, they pulled each other's legs.
It became the worst development.
In the end, all nine of them didn't fly even once.
This challenge is also over!
The next game is this!
Flying shoes! Everyone, 100 meters!
The next game is "Flying shoes that are nostalgic from the past"!
The rules are...
Flying shoes while riding a swing...
If the total distance of all nine people exceeds 100 meters, it's clear!
Choose one of these four types of shoes that are easy to fly!
Who is good at it?
I'm pretty good at it!
Me, too!
I'm good at it!
Do you watch this movie?
Oh, I watched it!
No, no, no!
Oh, I see!
That's not convincing!
I used to do it when I was in school.
Huh? What is it?
Ready for "Flying shoes"!
I'll go with sandals!
OK!
Matsu was good at flying shoes when he was a kid!
Ootake-san!
You're bad at it!
You're really bad at it!
You're worse at it!
What are you doing?!
You're worse at it!
Are you done?!
You're worse at it!
It was okay!
It's okay!
It was okay!
It was only 12 or 13 meters!
The second player is a soccer player and has absolute confidence in his footwork, Miyasako!
He's good!
He wasn't good at it at first!
He's doing well!
He's good at it!
He's fast!
He can do it anytime!
He did it!
He's better than us!
Top batters Ootake and Miyasako had a good start, but...
They're going to face "problematic udon" where they couldn't jump rope!
You can't ride a swing!
I want to do that!
This is bad.
Watch out, you'll open your mouth.
That's bad.
You're not going to stop?
Watch out! Watch out!
Left foot!
That's enough!
You can do it!
Oh no!
He used up all of his savings!
You can do it!
"Udon" failed!
He used up all of his savings, but...
He has high expectations for the next challenger, Gussan!
Good luck, Gussan!
Please!
He has power!
He's fast!
Let's go!
You can do it!
No way!
Wow!
He used up all of his savings!
Wow!
Gussan has broken a 21m record for making "udon" fail for a long time!
I want to ride this wave!
Now, it's Hotohara's challenge!
This is bad.
You're too lucky!
I know!
I'm really happy!
Wow!
I'm really happy!
We're not friends!
I want to ride this wave alone!
This is bad!
No, no!
You're going too far, Shingo!
I'm going!
Don't bend!
I won't bend!
Wow!
Are you sure you used up all your savings?
I spent them all!
I'm sure you used them all!
I can't bend!
Hey, you're wrong!
You're the one who can't bend!
You can't bend!
What a big mistake!
He's made a huge mistake and lost his savings again!
Next on the list is Amano!
But now, he faces a serious problem!
- One more person. - Really?
- Oh, no, no, no. - What's going on?
- What's up? - The trial period is weird for me.
- Are you okay? - Oh, no.
- What's up?
- You're disgusting.
- No, I'm not disgusting.
- You're disgusting.
- I'll say it. - Why? - It's Halloween, so everyone's earnings are weak.
- Wait a minute. - The trial period is weird for me.
- I don't like it.
- Weak.
- I don't like it.
- Please move a little more.
- It's like Kurosawa's life.
- No, it's just different colors.
- It's like this. It's memorable.
- It's like Kurosawa's life.
- Can you do it?
- I'll do it a little more.
- Are you okay?
- You can do it.
- You're going too far.
- You can do it.
- Oh, no.
- I'll do it.
- Please do it.
- Can Matsumoto be a man
- in this important situation
- It's Matsumoto's fault.
- Oh, I know now.
- It's slippery here.
- The physical condition and the jersey don't match.
- It's slippery.
- It's...
- It's not going well.
- You can do it.
- Go.
I love you.
You can do it!
Wow!
What?
It's not good. It's not good.
It's average.
It's average with that scream.
It's completely different from the spirit.
7 people have finished. Kotohara and Udo have made only a few mistakes and have almost no savings.
Failure is no longer allowed.
Only Hamada and Mimura are left.
If one person doesn't exceed 10 meters, this game will not be cleared.
The eighth game is "Taisho Hamada's Challenge".
Mr. Hamada, please.
Yes!
Oh, I can't smell it.
Did you take it off too much?
What? Did you take it off too much?
I took it off too much.
I got it.
You wore it too much.
You wore it too much, didn't you?
I can't take it off.
Did you wear it properly?
It's loose. It's loose.
Let's go.
Already?
Isn't it better if it's a little more loose?
No, it's okay if it's loose like this.
If it's too loose, it's scary.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Let's go.
It's about 15 meters.
It's amazing.
Oh, but it's amazing.
It's one point, isn't it?
I'll leave it to you, Mimura.
Will it be okay?
Last, Mimura Masakazu's challenge!
My butt is falling off.
Watch out!
Okay, last one.
Mimura-san!
Please!
I can't take it off.
You can't take it off. It's your face!
I can't take it off. It's your face!
You don't have any momentum at all.
I can't take it off.
This is important. Please wait a little longer.
I'm not good at this.
Well, well, with your own breathing.
Okay, it's about time.
What?!
Are you ready?
Mimura-san!
What the hell is that?!
I finally did it.
It's been a long time.
What the hell is that?!
This is subtle.
Okay!
We're done collecting points.
Okay!
We'll announce the total points.
Please!
The total points are...
I went for a good 20 meters.
I went for a good 11 meters.
Yuto-san, you went for a minus 20 meters.
It was perfect.
Even though I went for a good 20 meters.
Yabuki-san went for a good 21 meters.
I did it for about three people.
Otan-san went for about a meter.
Yuto-san went for about a meter.
It's painful for me.
Why don't you do it one more time?
I can't do it one more time like this.
It's been a long time.
Even though they cleared it for the first time, they failed in the end.
And the next game is...
The final game!
The next game is...
The 100th episode of VHS Domino!
The next game is...
Using the VHS tape from the first to the 100th episode of "Rincan No Boso"...
In 100 seconds of time limit...
Line up the tape in a domino fashion...
And if you manage to break the ball in the end, you clear the game!
First of all, let's look at the bottom of the course.
If you can do this properly, you can be in the top 100.
I can do it no matter how many times I think about it.
It's my last chance.
I like it once.
What are you thinking about?
I'll drop it.
That's how you feel, right?
Can the nine of you work together and add flowers to celebrate the 100th anniversary?
Get ready for 100 VHS screens!
Start!
The nine of you have worked together a hundred times before.
The failure of this last game will never be forgiven!
You have to hit it straight.
Straight?
Yes, so that the ball flies straight.
Can you do this?
Can you drop it like this?
Try it.
I'll do it like this.
There are four left.
How many seconds?
There are four left.
Give me four of these.
There are four left for me, too!
Fifty seconds have passed!
I'll bring it over there.
Where is it?
Are you okay?
Where is it?
Are you okay?
Where is it?
I'm going to do it!
What?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I'm going to do it!
Ten seconds!
Eight!
Seven!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Time's up!
Announcements from the linkers!
Once-in-a-century special videos and downtown limited- time street reception images are now available for download!
How to access them is as you can see here!
GUSTAVO's WISHES COME TRUE!
This is how you switch phones in Hanyu dramas.
GUSTAVO's WISHES COME TRUE!
Hello?
Are you in Hanyu?
Are you watching this show?
Are you?
Are you there?
Hello?
GUSTAVO'S WISHES COME TRUE!
Five people in Tokyo are meeting with the director,
but all they're asking is whether he's a leader or not.
I see.
So I go in there and say, "Oh, I see. You can wear this."
Oh, I see. What would you like to drink or eat?
I go in there at the same time and say, "Oh, what would you like to do?"
Oh, what about Taishi and Yamaguchi?
Oh, they can wait here and come out when we give them a sign.
Oh, I see. I understand.
I'm sorry about this. I'll tell you later.
Professor Otsuki is facing President Tama Newspaper, Mr. Nirasawa in the alien UFO problem.
What?
There's a man who met an alien.
What kind of face did he make?
What kind of words did he speak?
Did he speak English?
Hey, hey, hey, let me hear you.
What?
Did he say not to publicize it?
And yet, why do you talk about it all the time on TV?
Seriously.
Ha!
Aichi
I'm Fukuro Tenagazaru and I'm at Higashiyama Zoo in Aichi Prefecture.
Five, four, three, two, one!
It's a tie!
OK! OK! OK!
It's a tie!
Good job!
Who's that?
Who's standing there?
The first one!
It's over! It's over!
It's over.
Who said it's over?
I'm glad it's over.
Because it's off, and because it's slanted, it's lying down like this.
At first, it's like this.
It's not a machine gun!
What are you doing?
It's weird!
It's funny!
You know how it works, don't you?
Yes.
Is it hip-handy?
Yes, it is.
It's hip-handy.
Can you fix it?
Fixing it.
What are you talking about?
Can you fix it only up to here?
What are you talking about?
Just one and a half step for a subtle challenge.
One more time.
Sorry.
One more time.
It's a matter of hardness.
Yes, it's a matter of hardness.
We'll fix it someday.
Are you for real?
Can we do it all?
With a strong claim, they had to do it all over again in the end, but at the very end, they faced an unexpected climax!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, START!
Yes, yes, yes!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, START!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's breaking! It's breaking!
Please hit it!
This is the last one!
Please hit it!
Huh?
It's broken!
It's over!
Hey! What's that?
No, no, no!
No matter how hard you zoom in...
It doesn't work.
It's too long.
It's broken!
This is not real.
It's over.
It's a shame.
It's over!
Let's meet again in 200 years!