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Comedian Oton Sumo, Rinkan Haruba Show will be held!
Sumo tournament by comedians!
It all started with a word from Banana Man Himura!
I love sumo the most among comedians, and sumo is my strongest sport!
Is it that strong?
It's really strong!
I want to see your actual strength.
Can you sing a little for us?
It's fine, I can do it. It's old sumo.
During the tournament, Himura decided to fight judo Kuro-obi No Udo!
This became a famous match for comedians!
I got it! I got it!
Judo technique!
I got it! I got it!
He got it! He got it!
Sumo tournament's truth is revealed!
However!
I'll lose.
I'll win.
Even after two matches, there was a subtle ending.
Then!
Looking at this slow VR, that man moved!
Even though he's the strongest, he moved like that!
Stop it!
As soon as he took a break, he started his third match!
He's still there! He's still there!
This is bad! This is bad!
Now it's too late!
It's too late! It's too late!
What are you doing?!
Even though it wasn't an easy win, Himura won!
The women's comedian sumo tournament was held!
Tonight, the sumo tournament will be even more heated!
The men's battle for their children will be a new legend!
Up until now, these three have won their first match!
Kuwabata Ohara of Kuwabata!
Karateka Yabe of Karateka!
Tokyo Dynamite Hachimitsu Jiro of Tokyo Dynamite!
Now, let's move on to the next match!
This is the last match of the first round!
The fourth match of the first round!
The western sumo wrestler is Total Tenbosu Ohmura of Tenbosu!
This year is their 11th year as a duo!
Last year, they won their second place in the last chance event grand prix!
What kind of person is Ohmura of Tenbosu?
I divorced when I was in high school.
Since then, I've been dating a lot of girls.
I've always wanted to date girls.
I can finally feel it now.
Ohmura went to his parents' house in Gotenba, Shizuoka Prefecture.
This is the house that my dad worked hard to build.
Where is your dad?
My dad's shop is right next to this house.
This is Jansou.
Ohton, who was kicked out of his family for cheating reasons,
is the manager of Jansou Shobuen next door.
Let's go to Jansou!
It's been a while.
You're here.
I'm in the middle of a match.
Total Tenbosu Ohmura's father, Ohmura Toshikazu, is 58 years old.
He met Sanae in 1974 and got married.
His eldest son, Tomohiro, was born the following year.
However, 12 years ago, his father Toshikazu's frequent cheating caused his divorce.
Now, two years ago, he lives in a nearby apartment with a Filipino woman.
He is a romantic Ohton who lives for love.
While waiting for the match to end, they head to Ohton's current house.
It's Ohmura's first time going up to Ohton's house.
It's my first time going in.
It's complicated.
Is there a room over there?
Over there? Um...
It's complicated.
Furthermore, Ohmura found something interesting.
This person?
Where are you from?
Philippines.
Today, he forgets his girlfriend and mahjong and goes up the hill for his son.
This looks like a picture of Takata.
You're wearing something today. Is it for the newspaper?
Move back a little.
I see.
He's taken care of it.
His favorite eastern man is cherry pie man.
Former idol and former race queen, cherry pie.
Everyone, did you drink enough?
Yes.
Boobs!
His sexiness is rising rapidly.
What is cherry pie man?
I love my dad and I'm very proud of him.
He's cool.
Before the competition, Kassun went to Osaka.
And she went to her favorite cherry pie man's home.
It's been a long time and I'm really happy.
This is real.
I'm back!
Welcome back!
It's been a while!
You've been working hard!
Cherry pie Kassun's father, Niokibe Shinji.
He's the youngest man in this competition and he's 48 years old.
Shinji's father, who has been popular even in his neighborhood since he was young,
married his favorite wife, Ms. Masumi at the age of 24.
Three years later, he gave his long-awaited eldest daughter, Kassun, and built a warm home.
And he's still an active surfer.
Wait a minute!
What?!
No! No! No!
What is this?!
You look like her!
It's been a while since she went home.
She was welcomed with love and a warm smile.
But there's one more thing she wants to tell you.
It's her current appearance on TV.
I've never seen her like this.
I made a mistake again!
Oh! My! God!
What do you think?
You're worried about me showing this to your dad, aren't you?
Of course! Of course I'm worried about you!
She looks like that, but she's actually...
I'm not worried at all.
She's working hard.
She can't do it normally.
She can't do it if she wants to be an idol.
Look at her.
She looks like her parent's face.
Otton's warm words wrap around her daughter.
I can't help but cry.
Kind surfer Otton!
He accepts his daughter's everything and goes for it!
It hurts!
Is it 185cm?
It's extremely big!
My dad doesn't have more than 70cm.
He has 170cm.
What is the story of "cherry pie"?
I don't know much about it.
What kind of story is it?
With Aigara-san.
A lot of "cherry pie"
What is it?
I know that your daughter got injured.
(Laughing)
Gachan's favorite playboy, Total Ten Boss, Oumura's dad vs. Super-god cherry pie Kasun's dad
Start!
It's ringing!
(Screaming)
What?
What is it?
Both of them!
Daddy.
Oumura's dad is standing there.
Let's look at it in slow motion.
Oumura's dad is standing there.
Oumura's dad is lost.
Let's look at it in slow motion.
I think "cherry pie" is almost...
(Screaming)
You!
The slow VTR is interrupted by Himura.
He can't take it back.
I will take it back!
I found it!
Bye-bye.
Dad, I'm not hitting you.
The rough dad has won and four people have advanced to the semi-final.
It's a double round.
Who will be next?
I'm looking forward to it.
Your dad is also winning.
Dad, you've been out of the hospital.
The first match of the semi-final.
Black-haired Ohara, black-haired Otomu, black- haired Takumi, 57 years old.
He runs his own clothing store and his daughter's name is Rie Otomu.
Bye-bye.
Dad.
He also showed us a miracle that his hair style is the same as that of twins.
It's twins.
He showed us the results of his practice in blue pants.
In the first round, he defeated Otomu, who is short of charisma.
The opponent is Otomu, who is good at Karate and Yabe.
Otomu, who is a fantasy Otomu and is a picture book writer, showed us his natural ability.
Dad, what about your glasses?
Dad, are you okay with your glasses?
Oh, my glasses.
Don't laugh!
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
However, unlike his expectations, Kochora raised his salary for Abe and his father.
Which father will advance to the finals?
Glasses.
I want to see your expression.
Your father is like a linguist.
Look at his face.
He is a linguist.
Let's go to Shino.
Shino.
He is confident.
He learned it for the second time.
He has a lot of time.
Nakayajino.
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Please watch this program.
Look at his face.
He is a linguist, but he is not good at it.
Who is your favorite actor?
I like Shu.
I like his hair.
I like his artifacts.
I like Maki Horikita and Hikomaro.
I like their hot pants.
If I can't see a woman, I can't be beautiful.
I want to show my womanhood.
That is...
Number one.
Where should I sit?
Here?
Thank you.
Recently, I've been going to Esthé.
I've been drinking detox and kialon san.
I've been able to be kind to myself recently.
Today's fashion is a city picnic, isn't it?
You're early.
You're first.
What should I do?
You're in the middle of everything.
I like it in the middle.
I didn't know there was such a place.
It's my first time coming here.
I like red.
So I chose a lovely color.
Today, I dressed up like Miesha Barton.
I want to show my chest for a few days in a month.
I wear clothes that emphasize my chest.
Hello.
That was the last one.
I'm sorry for making you wait.
Are you okay?
Can I call you Haruna-chan?
What about Tanigoman-san?
I'll call you "Tani-chan" because you're cute.
Tani-chan!
The distance between us has shortened.
I have to be careful of you.
I'm 25 years old, but I can already feel your curves.
That's not true.
You're very beautiful.
Look at the other 25 years old girls.
You two are also very beautiful.
I'm 38 years old.
What?
You're a woman entertainer.
You're in love and married.
What kind of person do you like?
I like a manly woman.
Do you like a manly woman?
No, I'm the opposite.
I like a woman who is calm and quiet.
And I like a woman who protects her husband.
That's nice.
That's what I like about you.
You're getting old.
The first semi-final match.
In the west, Ohara Kuwabata, Oton Kuwabata, Takumi Kuwabata, 57 years old.
In the east, Yaben Mitsunori, Oton Karateka, 57 years old.
They have plenty of time.
You're getting old.
No, no, you were strong just now.
No, I'm desperate.
You're getting a little red. Your head is getting pretty strong.
Here, here.
That's right, you're getting red.
That's right.
Here, here.
Oto-san, you're not a small-time comedian, are you?
You like impressions, don't you?
It's itchy.
I don't know.
Is there such a comment?
Oto-san's wallet looks like it's full of money.
I want to go to jail.
Now Kuwabata's son is irritated.
It's really big!
Kuwabata's son, who loves his daughter, has decided to go to jail.
But this time, let's buy mechanical pencils with our own money.
Second semi-final match.
West is Tokyo Dynamite Hachimitsujiro's Oton, and Takano Sachio is the oldest, 70 years old.
Oton has been doing various sports since he was young.
Oton mentioned downtown Hamada before the tournament.
Didn't Hamada love you?
Hamada loved me?
I want Hamada-san to praise me.
As promised, Oton wants Hamada-san to praise him.
In the first match, Oton won against Bad Boys Kyoto.
On the other hand, West is Cherry Pie Kasun's Oton.
Oton is still an active surfer.
When he saw Kasun's sexy swimsuit for the first time...
I'm not worried at all.
You can't do that.
You can't do that if you want to be an idol.
Accept your daughter's everything warmly.
In the first match, Oton vs. Oton.
Who will win this tournament?
The oldest vs. the youngest.
Who will win?
This is an interesting match.
A lot of time has passed.
It's open!
All right!
Don't break it.
He broke it.
He broke it!
Doritani won by himself!
Jiro Hachimitsu's father is 70 years old.
He managed to stay on the podium, but at the end...
...his father, Kassun, defeated him and advanced to the finals.
Are you singing?
What kind of song is that?
It's a song about death.
The final match is coming up!
"Musubi no Uchigan" will be aired later in the show!
Gekiron! Asa made sore seikai!
In this debate about a certain era...
...what kind of answers will be thrown out?
What kind of answers will be thrown out tonight?
Let's move on.
"Oh!" says a cool celebrity.
Pat!
Yes, "Pat!"
Oh, it's this person!
I wrote "Pat!"
Oh, who is it?
Oh, is it this person?
Oh, it's this person.
Pat!
For you, it's completely off.
No, no, it's not a joke or anything like that, right?
Then let it out.
This is terrible.
You guys.
It's terrible when girls say you're cool.
This is, for example, like this.
That's what you mean!
Then what about you, Miyan?
I'm a boss.
That's a minority opinion.
No, it's popular.
It's popular, but it's a minority opinion.
No, it's a good thing.
I'm a man.
Actually, I'm also a man.
As expected, you're like a man.
That's right.
Then what about you, Hoto?
I'm a man.
I know that!
Then what about you, Otake?
I'm a man.
I know that!
No way!
What is it, Otake?
I don't know what you're thinking, Kamuro.
There's no way I'd know!
I don't know!
I just think that Otake and I don't like this corner.
I don't know.
You're too far away.
Well, I don't really mean to laugh at you.
You don't mean to laugh at me, you just laughed at me.
That's the answers of 9 people. Which one is correct?
In general, it's "odagiri-jo", right?
Yes.
So, what do you think about it?
Well...
He doesn't agree with it.
I think "odagiri-san" is "dantotsu".
"Dantotsu"?
Yes.
It's not only for young people.
So, "odagiri-jo" is...
It's obvious.
"odagiri-san" is...
No, it's "keroro-gunso".
"keroro-gunso" is correct.
Let's go with "odagiri-jo"!
A cool entertainer starts.
The answer is "odagiri-jo".
Here is the next topic.
"u" starts with "sawaru" and "yawarakai mono" is...
I touch this all the time, but I've never felt it hard.
You touch it all the time?
I don't know at all.
On the contrary, I can't think of anything else.
Me too.
Then...
bondo
It's a lie.
fuirou
I've never thought of it.
"fuirou" is softer than you think, isn't it?
It's softer than you think, isn't it?
I know. I know.
If you think it's "yokan", it's softer than you think, isn't it "fuirou"?
It's pretty soft.
Then "otakewairo".
The answer is softer.
ubukero
"ubukero" is "umura".
Me too.
"buton" is "buton".
"umura" is...
"fuirou" is "fuirou".
It's hard.
The real "fuirou" is hard like "syrole".
It's hard.
But it's pretty soft.
Then...
"musan" is "musan".
It's sometimes.
That's all for the nine people.
Which one is the correct answer?
"fuirou" and "fuirou" are mixed.
Me too.
"fuirou" is not "fuirou".
"fuirou" is limited to specific areas.
Okay, "umou" is correct!
"fu" is "fuirou" and "umou" is "fuirou".
The correct answer is "umou".
Let's see the next question.
"ta" is "fuirou" and "tama" is "tama".
"tama" is "fuirou" and "tama".
The correct answer is "tama".
Gross!
Let's see the next question.
"ta" starts with "kenka" but "tsuyosou" starts with "genoujin"
I don't get it at all!
"tsuyosou" doesn't have to be "tsuyokunakute" right?
"tsuyokunakute" means "strong" right?
Let's see the next one.
"watashiwa" means "tankobokiba"
"tankobokiba" means "tankobokiba"
It's like "harngeter" right?
That's right!
"harngeter" doesn't have to be "tankobokiba" right?
It's like "tankobokiba" right?
"tamanuwa" means "tamanuwa"
I think it's "tamanuwa"
"tamanuwa" means "tamanuwa"
I think it's "tamanuwa"
I'm done!
Then...
I'm "kakeratetya"
"kakeratetya" means "takeru"
It's like "tander" or "tander"
Then Miyasako, who are you?
I'm "takashi katsunori"
I see.
He's been training a lot.
What about "otake"?
hasokishinya
That's scary!
When you're in a bad mood you smell something like that.
hasokishinya
Let me imagine it too.
Let's imagine it too.
takumashin
That's scary!
kowakatten
That's scary!
kowakatten
If Matsumoto is like "te, te", then you say "huh?"
"kowakatten" is scary.
Matsumoto-san...
bibondoru
"Tanpa Tetsuro".
I really didn't know the character.
I didn't know it at all.
That's all the answers from the nine of them.
Which one is the correct answer?
The calculation is probably correct.
It's in the video.
The image is...
It's actually quite strong.
I'm probably over 70 years old.
I'm currently over 70.
Who said "now"?
It's Uyami's.
It's Takeru's.
Why are you saying things that no one else has said?
It can't be helped.
There are only three answers.
Let's go with "Takakura".
It's a loss that you can't think of.
Let's go with "Takakura".
It's Ken's.
"Tan" starts with a celebrity who seems to have a strong fight.
The correct answer is "Takakura Ken".
The next topic is...
"Mo" starts with a sexy word.
Sexy word?
Pink.
I think it's the same.
What could it be?
Okudo-chan.
I know what it is.
Do you think I'm similar?
More.
You're sexy.
That's the opposite.
You're sexy.
I know what it is.
That's the answer of the nine people.
Which one is the correct answer?
It's a sexy word.
More.
You went too far.
In French, "pink" makes me feel good.
But I don't know if it's another one of Koto- chan's.
I think "more" is sexy.
If you add "gakuen" under "minna" it will look different.
If you add "gakuen" under "minna" it will look like "morexgakuen".
"gakuen", "gakuen".
Is it "sexy pink"?
It's "pink".
"Mo" starts with a sexy word.
The correct answer is "pink".
The entertainer's worst prank was set up.
The stage is Sazashia Tower in Kinokuniya, Shinjuku, on May 3rd.
The audience who performed "Sweet Ten Cain" for the tenth live show to commemorate it is its target.
Of course, ridiculous projects are progressing and so on.
The audience who performed "Sweet Ten Cain" for the tenth live show didn't know about it.
A mysterious box is secretly imported from the dressing room entrance.
What kind of trap is set up in this suspicious box?
At 8:30 p.m., the audience closed the curtain with a loud applause.
Good morning.
What is it?
Can you comment on "Sweet Ten Cain" for a moment?
I'm surprised.
"Sweet Ten Cain" has a mini-corner.
It's like "Sweet Ten Cain" had a live show.
Oh, I see.
It's like "Sweet Ten Cain" has a mini-corner.
I didn't know about it.
We will deliver a congratulatory message from a smart member.
The staff will hold up the camera for the reason of receiving comments.
And...
Kyain Live Sweet Ten Kyain performance, congratulations!
Congratulations, everyone!
This is the 10th Kyain Live.
What do you think about this, everyone?
Well, I might have joined Kyain as well.
Have you ever seen Kyain?
No, we haven't.
How about you, Ito-toba?
We only saw Kyain on that day.
Have you seen Kyain in the morning?
Yes, we have.
You haven't seen Kyain in the evening, have you?
No, we haven't.
Don't say you haven't seen Kyain in the evening.
That's weird.
Anyway, congratulations for Kyain.
We have a wonderful gift for you.
Please have a look at it.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
What is it?
Everyone...
The wonderful gift sent by these members...
...was that mysterious box that was brought in secret.
Huh?
What did they send us?
Wow!
Can I open it?
Yes.
Thank you!
Wow!
Double choice!
Huh?
Oh, I'm fat, so I can eat vegetables!
Wow!
Wow, thank you!
And finally, they put their hands on that box.
And now, for the worst gift ever...
Kyain Donbiki!
Dark.
The tenth Kyain Live was held the other day.
Kyain!
The members of Rinkan sent Kyain a wonderful gift to bless the memorable stage with a prank.
What is inside?
Huh? It's already off.
Where did it go?
Maybe here?
Damn it! You guys pushed me 30 steps!
Damn it!
Damn you!
I was surprised!
Hamada, who received a gift from the members, sneaked into the band's dressing room and waited for the show to end.
Come back soon.
And he saw the timing and went into the box himself and went to celebrate the members.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
I was surprised!
You were surprised, weren't you?
Shut up!
What are you doing?
You put me in a small place.
I'll take this much and go!
The showdown is finally over!
Before that, please calm your excitement here!
That night will be opened up again!
A new story will be revealed!
It's not a boring story!
It's a special story!
It's called...
"Shouji Murakami's Boring Story"!
It's definitely a boring story, isn't it?
Yes!
I'm going to show you now...
What are you laughing about?
I'm a little confused.
Is it my skill?
It's my skill.
It's my first time.
Are you so nervous?
It's hard for you to talk like that.
It's hard.
You ordered Napolitan.
Is miso soup the only thing you can eat?
It's easy.
The person who appears in the dice will reveal the story.
If you have an eye for it, you will talk about it by choice or request.
Let's move on.
I want to do it forever.
About four years ago, I didn't have a job at all.
I tried a full marathon.
I tried a citizen marathon in Kasumigaura.
I wanted to stand out for the first time, so I went to the top right away.
I felt like a great runner had appeared.
You guys are amazing.
I didn't train at all, so I disappeared right away.
I was the last runner running.
Before I left, a police car followed me.
Kasumigaura, thank you for moving.
I was the last runner running.
I kept running while being told.
There was a bus behind the police car.
It was a retired bus.
Then an old man knocked on the window and said something.
I wondered what he was saying.
He opened the window and said, "Open it quickly."
It wasn't slippery at all.
You must have been shocked.
No...
In the end, it dried up.
It dried up.
It's slippery, isn't it?
Give up.
It's slippery, isn't it?
Mr. Kojima.
About half a year ago,
my mother called me and said,
"My relative's son is a fan of yours,
so can you give me your autograph?"
I just had a plan to go home,
so I wrote my autograph and said, "I brought it."
Then my mother said,
"It's not that Kojima.
Kojima is Yoshio's son."
Is there such a Kojima for my son?
I'm this Kojima, aren't I?
Right?
Agree.
I'm this Kojima, aren't I?
Right?
Oh, it's me.
I thought I'd go first,
in the city.
When I went in first,
someone else was already there.
What's going on?
I thought I'd go first,
so I opened the window,
and someone came in while raising their voice.
Ahhhhhh!
"Someone's coming," I thought.
I ran and ran,
but I didn't wash my body,
so I went in right away.
I moved my legs,
and I ran, ran, ran,
but I went in right away.
Then I stopped,
and ran, ran, ran,
but I stopped,
so I looked,
but I wasn't in the frame.
"That's weird," I thought.
I looked again,
but I was in the frame.
A bubble came out,
so I got up,
and I thought,
oh, no,
if I show up again,
ahhh!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm sick of being told I'm sick!
I don't know what I'm doing!
Let's keep going like this!
Yes, yes!
While it's cold!
Ah, Seiji!
I have a brother who's not unfortunate.
Yes, yes.
That's right.
Around him,
unmanageable troubles
often happen.
Yes, yes.
There are stories like that.
Yes.
And why do a lot of things happen around him,
but not around me?
Ah, I see.
I thought about it.
This is bad for the members who are playing.
Yes, yes.
I thought about it.
One day,
in exchange for that,
well, instead of barbecuing,
wow!
seven or eight people,
one day,
you get angry, right?
Yes, yes.
It was just,
fun barbecue.
I came back home at 5 p.m.
Do you like it here? Do you like it like this?
Tell me what you want me to say.
No, it's not like that.
So say it.
No, it's not like that.
Tell me what you like.
What should I do?
What did you want me to say?
What do you want me to say?
I'll never say it.
You're a monster.
You're awesome.
You're very cold.
She's very sensitive.
Before I joined this world, I didn't like her and she was my complex.
When "eternal separation" came out, I went there.
A woman came out and said, "I'll give you counseling first."
Please take it off.
She gave me a punch and took it off.
The moment I took it off, she was like, "Wow!"
I was worried about it at the time.
I thought, "Wow, that's how women react."
I wanted to do "eternal separation" too.
In the end, if you do "eternal separation" in all useless places, how much will it cost you?
She said 40 million yen.
Kougan, Nikkodate...
Entertainer Oton Tsubo, Finker Harubasho, it's the final round!
The rainbow oton is Kuwabata Ohara Kuwabata's oton.
He puts his daughter's name and house in his shop for the first time in a long time.
And from this appearance, he is a must-oton!
Kuwabata's oton, you sound like a linguist.
For the sake of his beloved daughter, Oton Tsubo enters the final round!
His opponent is Cherrypie Kassun's oton!
Even if you wear a swimsuit and sing a lullaby, you don't have to worry about losing your boobs.
I think you're great as an entertainer!
Saying that, Cherrypie Kassun's oton, who will accept his daughter's everything, enters the final round!
Who will be the winner of Entertainer Oton Tsubo?
Now, we will begin the final round!
What do you think of these two?
Hmm... I wonder how good of a linguist they are.
Linguist? Who became a linguist?
It's different. He's a friend of Tagami.
But love has a niche!
That's right! A niche!
Let's hear a word from your daughter.
Is that necessary?
Good luck, Pie!
I don't need that!
That's why I didn't need it!
Let's hear it!
Let's hear it from Kassun!
You defeated Koganelcy!
Koganelcy didn't say anything!
That's why I'm also affected!
You didn't say anything!
Now, let's begin!
Good luck!
With love for his daughter, he can't lose!
A lot of time!
Do it! Do it!
I'm a little nervous about this.
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A lot of time!
Do it! Do it!
I'm a little nervous about this.
The time has been set! Uemura wins against Kassunzou!
The winner is Kassunzou of Cherry Pie!
How do you feel now that you've won?
Yes, it's really hard. I wanted to win this.
I see. I'm glad.
We lost, though.
What a shame. It was close, though.
What a shame.
It was close, though.
What a shame.
Dad, we have another performance tomorrow.
What?
Mr. Orissa Downtown!
What?
You came all of a sudden.
I'm so moved!
I'm glad.
It's getting hot in here.
Yes.
Dad! Let's play a game! A game!
What?
Dad!
I'm so glad!
You're so excited, Dad!
Dad!
It was close!
It's hot in here!
This man is...
It's dangerous!
It's nothing!
I'll give you a cute girl's kiss as a reward for your hard work.
I'm so happy if we win, and I'm so frustrated if we lose.
I'm glad you came to Downtown.
Yes, I am.
Do you know his name?
Masumoto Hitoshi and...
Hamada Koji.
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