AISubs v3.5
Wow, this is amazing!
Wow, there's sand in it!
On April 5th, 9 members of Lincoln were called out again.
We were called out again.
Called out?
We were called out right away.
Even among the general 40 and over, we were called out like that.
Called out?
Huh?
Be quiet.
You're late!
Huh?
You're late!
Be quiet.
You're late!
Huh?
You're late!
Excuse me, we know you're up to something that you really want to do...
What's up with you?
Let's hear you out.
Last time we did the 'Welcome home' contest.
You know what I mean, right?
It was so much fun and I was happy to watch it.
Why did you call out?
I know!
Huh? Could it be that he's getting better?
He's not getting better every time!
He's getting better today, isn't he?
He's not getting better!
Himura is talking about the show "Over the Top", which aired last year.
The show's host is fighting his son with all his might!
His father, who fought with all his might to stand out for his beloved son,
caused a storm of emotion all over Japan.
Himura, who was inspired by the show, wants to challenge...
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Then why don't you do it next week?!
Huh?
Sumo competition?
Then why don't you do it next week?!
I can't do it twice in a row.
I don't even have a mother.
It doesn't matter if you don't have a mother!
If you have a mother, who's next to you?!
That's not what we're talking about.
That's not what we're talking about!
Who's next to you in your basic life?!
One, two...
Father!
What?!
So, today, Himura prepared...
Hey, calm down!
Why do you want to do it?
It can't be helped if you want to do it.
That's why we prepared it for you.
Himura is nervous and panicking, but he wants to do a sumo competition with his father.
Moreover, the number of comedians is already three times.
However, there are also regular people in this process...
Why do you want to do it?
Why don't you do it?!
I love sumo the most among comedians and I'm the strongest in sumo!
That's right!
Are you really strong?
I'm really strong!
That's because you're the best in your field of expertise!
You're the best in your field of expertise!
I want to see you do it.
Can I do it? Can I do it?
Anyone can do it!
If you want me to do it, I'll do it!
Hurry up and do it!
Why did you choose me?
You're the strongest in your field of expertise!
Even if you're strong, it'll still hurt!
It doesn't matter if you have a headache or not!
You're the strongest in your field of expertise!
You're weak! You're weak!
You're Matsumoto!
No, I'm not!
You're Matsumoto!
You're the strongest in your field of expertise!
You're weaker than me!
That's the same thing!
In fact, there are specific matters with judo.
However, judo doesn't matter in what you do.
It's true!
Yes, there are entirely different concepts.
"Judo" sounds good.
If you're not serious, you can't do it!
You should have done it earlier!
If you lose, you're out of the game.
We'll go home.
I won't let you out of the game! I won't lose!
Ah, you won't lose.
Can you do it, Matsumoto-san?
You're more of a friendly downtown than a place where you can stay with me forever!
Stop it!
And with that, it's decided!
Udo versus Himura sumo match!
If Himura loses, he's out of the game.
Wow, that's amazing!
That's really amazing!
Thank you so much!
Wow, that's amazing!
I didn't know you guys would say something like that!
If you lose, you're really not going home.
Get out of this country!
Even now, Himura hasn't been able to read the atmosphere of the arena.
Come here!
What do you want?
Who are you looking at?
He's angry.
I'm going to get married.
I can still win!
I'm going to get married!
What's going to happen to the fully prepared entertainer Otonzumou?
Himura will challenge Udo with the title of "the strongest entertainer in the entertainment world"!
Himura is getting better.
His balance is stable.
He's good!
You have a lot of time!
Let's do it!
Wow, that was amazing.
That was cool!
He's up!
Nice, nice!
He's up!
That's true.
I thought I had come out!
But I didn't!
I think my legs are out!
I don't think Udon's knee is bent enough.
His knee isn't out.
I think his knee is...
This part hasn't come out yet.
Not yet.
From here, up!
From here, knee!
Knee!
You're talking about the knee!
You're not saying about the knee!
Knee!
Check if you're doing it wrong.
We're checking the point with the real smart one like this!
That's so easy.
It's very hard.
It's the first time I've seen someone get beat up like that.
Let's do it one more time!
The result of the trial by Slow VTR is a retake.
And this retake will be the legendary first in the history of comedians!
We have plenty of time.
Do it! Do it!
But Udo is also...
Can you get used to that kind of movement?
Udo is a senior.
He's up!
His legs are up!
Judo technique!
He's up! He's up!
Himura isn't moving!
He's down!
Nice Udo!
He's up! He's up!
A famous match! A famous match!
He's up! He's up!
Himura, if you attack him like that, you'll get beaten up.
He's up! He's up!
Go for it! Go for it!
He's up! He's up!
A famous match! A famous match!
He's up! He's up!
Which one?
Take it slow! Take it slow!
You're crazy, Brian!
His legs are up!
Himura was attacking him!
He's up! He's up!
His knees are up!
What's up with you?
You're crazy!
What's up with you?
You're crazy!
The famous match has come to an end.
Will it be a rematch?
He's up!
He's up! He's up!
He's up!
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Running towards glory
Let's get on that train
Jumping barefoot
Let's get on that train
The weak at dusk
Hit even weaker ones
If that sound resonates
The virus accelerates
Want invisible guns
Shoot invisible guns
Let me hear your true voice
This isn't heaven, or should I say hell
It's not all good guys, but it's not all bad guys
In the romantic starry sky, I want to hold you
While being blown by the south wind, I want to dream a surreal dream
I want invisible freedom, so I shoot invisible guns
Let me hear your true voice
Train, train, run away
Train, train, anywhere
Train, train, run away
Train, train, anywhere
Train, train, run away
Train, train, anywhere
Train, train, run away
Train, train, anywhere
With the plan they had prepared, Himura faces Udo and Sumo for the 3rd time
I won!
Hit it! Hit it!
What are you doing?!
It's an inside kick! Inside kick!
Udo is bending?
Udo's knee is bending!
This is Udo-san's knee!
You should have hit it harder!
You keep saying you're strong, but in the end it's the same as in the first match.
The win is the win.
It's like Udo-chan is amazing.
He's strong and I'm proud of him.
On the contrary, he's great!
After the third match, Himura barely won and didn't complete his comeback.
After this, the entertainer Oton will be preparing for his children!
Will there be another match?!
From now on, the entertainer Oton will be hosting "Rinkan Harubashou"!
For the sake of their beloved children, the fathers clash with each other - the entertainer Oton Osmo!
This tournament is a tournament format of 8 people. If you lose, you have no choice but to play a serious match in a row!
By the way, the average age of Oton participating is 61 years old.
The older one is 70 years old.
That's amazing!
Now, for the first round, here is the western Oton!
The first match, the western Oton is Krabata Ohara vs. Krabata Rie's Oton!
I love myself so much!
I'm running a business, a clothing store.
The name of the store is also my name. It's called "Mode Rie".
Krabata goes to Osaka in order to meet Oton, who has such a crazy attitude!
The women's clothing store that Oton runs is...
It's over there - Mode Rie!
Dad!
Oh, what's up?
I love you!
I love you too, but what's up?
Krabata Ohara vs. Krabata Rie's Oton! Krabata Takumi, 57 years old!
Oton Takumi grew up in the countryside of Kyushu.
When he was 25 years old, he fell in love with his wife, Ms. Tatsuko.
And next year, he gave his long-awaited eldest daughter, Rie, to Oton.
Are your clothes selling well?
Are they selling well?
They're not selling well.
I can't read the autograph of Mr. Mori.
No one can read Mr. Mori's autograph.
It's Mr. Yashiro's autograph, but no one can read it.
I guess it's like that.
Let's go home for now.
Shall we go home?
The store is over, isn't it?
It's over and you want to go home?
Everything is closed in this area.
Only my store is open.
Some stores have been closed for a long time.
After closing the store early and going home,
the parents and children in Missouri drink a toast for the first time in a long time.
Then, a surprising visitor came.
It turned out that it was an adult twin brother.
Here, surprisingly, human questions are solved.
The twins have the same hairstyle.
In addition, if you drink alcohol,
they have the same cup-opening timing.
Then, being drunk, they decided to take off their hair.
The miraculous twins of the guinea fowl club.
They wave their tails for the girl.
Hello!
Smartass!
Nice to meet you.
It's kind of embarrassing.
He's standing naked on the TV.
Have you done any sports?
Circuit racing.
How confident are you today?
Confidence... I don't know if I've done it or not.
Anything you'd like to say, miss?
No.
It's a shame that your nipples are pinker than mine.
What did you say, dad?
You've said too much.
Are you happy now?
Stop it!
Here is the title "Eastern Autumn".
The first match, Eastern Autumn, is Jyarism Yamashita's autumn.
Jyarism has 16 years of experience.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...
Yamashita is a world-class guy who broke his leg three times and became stupid.
But his stupidity is...
I make a lot of negative comments.
Like I'm slow at making comments.
I say things that are professional.
Before the match, Yamashita flew to his hometown Kagawa.
He visited a farm near his hometown where he works.
You're here.
You're working.
You're back.
It's been a while.
How is it?
I'm talking a lot, aren't I?
Jyarism Yamashita's autumn.
Yamashita Kazuo is 68 years old.
Kazuo was a serious young man.
At 25 years old, he married his wife Noriko.
Three years later, they had a happy family.
But, even though it's been a while since his family came back,
his father immediately started talking about his son's love life.
Recently, my love life is on TV.
Ah, it's on.
How many times?
One, two, three.
What's so funny about it?
That's what's funny.
I think that's poisonous.
No, no, no.
What's so funny about it?
No, no, no.
When I saw it for the third time, I thought it would come out, but it didn't.
Unfortunately, I lost in the first round.
You lost in the first round.
It came out, didn't it?
And this father and son both have extremely oily hands.
This time, they're going to use it.
If you sweat a lot, you'll get pretty slippery.
You'll get slippery and you won't be able to turn around.
That's good.
How is it?
Which one is better?
This one is better.
Natural slimy ingredient combination.
JALISMO YABASHITA's father, ISARD HYOU ERI.
JALISMO YABASHITA's father.
Grandfather!
How old is your father?
He's 68 years old.
His body is oily and slimy.
His body is slimy and he often slips.
He fights like this.
His son often slips.
Hey!
Look!
He said "look, look, look".
But, you know, your father looks like this and he has something interesting.
Right, father?
I'm an omelet!
It hurts.
The business man who loves his daughter more than anyone else.
Kuwabata's father vs.
The oily man from Shikoku, Yabashita's father.
He's not easy to talk to, is he?
Hit him!
You're fast!
He's fast!
The winner of the last match is Otomu Kuramoto!
The slimy strategy doesn't work.
With a regretful toss, Otomu Kuramoto wins!
He was my grandfather.
He's my father.
He's annoying, my father.
He's like a telecommunications technician.
He's a cook!
Otomu Kuramoto and Takumi Kuramoto advance to the semi-finals!
Here is the second match!
The second match is between Otomu Kuramoto and Yabe Taro Karateka!
Before the tournament, Yabe went to his hometown of Tokyo, Higashimura Mountain.
My father is a picture book artist.
To be honest, I don't think it's selling well.
The picture book artist, Otomu, is in his atelier near his hometown.
Karateka, Yabe's Otomu, Yabe Mitsunori, 65 years old!
When he was a teenager, Otomu Mitsunori trained karate in a marathon.
When he was 27 years old, he married his beloved wife, Sachiko.
Seven years later, he married his long-awaited eldest son, Taro.
At that age, he began his life as a picture book artist.
Today, he is a fantasy Otomu who loves picture books more than anything else.
His most famous works are "Kaba-san" and others.
Despite his age difference, he suddenly has a second instinct.
This is Hone Hone Man's play.
This is based on me.
Are you his father?
I wanted to make myself into a character.
I think everyone is Hone Hone Man.
Even Taro is not Hone Hone Man.
He just has meat.
He's drawn into a strange world and can't get into the main subject.
Furthermore...
There's a song. Sing it for me.
No, no, it's here.
Hone Hone Man by Kyo Kiri.
After listening to one song, he finally gets into the main subject.
Your sumo... are you okay?
Sumo...
Geez...
It's not moving.
With the fantasy of the screenplay writer...
He overcomes his fear for his son.
He is a Japanese writer.
There are many writers.
Today, your father will give you a present.
This is a kanateka.
Who is this?
Don't you know who this is?
I don't know.
It's written on the top of the book.
You have a good eye.
This is the second game.
The second game is "Kochoran Abeko's Oton".
Abeko, who is 120 kg and has a combination with Eli, a former race queen, challenged human lotion bowling in Lincoln.
At that time, a miracle happened and left a legend.
Run!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Run!
Abeko flew to Oton, where he should have been.
He went to Beppu, which is famous for hot springs.
What is Oton?
My father works in the field and fishes.
He is basically self-employed.
I think he is very powerful.
Dad!
It's my dad!
Kochoran Abeko's Oton.
Abe Norio, 69 years old.
Do you know Lincoln?
I don't know.
Who is he?
I don't know.
Oton, who lives in nature, is not interested in Lincoln at all.
There is something that Oton does every day.
It is delivering newspapers.
Despite his age of 69 years old, he runs around the town every day.
Not only that, he seems to be quite confident in his strength, and he can easily lift a 30kg rice bag.
Wow, you're amazing, dad!
The most confident and 60kg girl is...
She's like his daughter, but she's not. She's Yaseba Chotonga's daughter, Hyouri!
Yes!
Father, you have a lot of stamina.
I have a lot of stamina.
I feel good.
Father, are you drinking a lot of beer?
I have a hunch, but you're drinking two bottles of beer, aren't you?
Are you still okay today?
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
You are?
Yes, I am.
Tell me clearly. Are you drunk?
What did you say?
Father!
What about your glasses?
Oh, my glasses...
I thought he was strong enough to lift a rice cooker.
I won't let you die!
Good, good!
I won't let you die!
I love you!
Udo-chan's music.
In this segment, Udo-chan will talk with his mother whom he wants to see the most.
It's a segment of self-satisfaction.
Now, a new project has started - Udo-chan's music.
Yes, I'm a little worried about Udo-chan's strong nose.
That's right, a man and a woman...
Well, maybe...
What are you doing?!
As expected of you!
Udo-chan, who do you want to see the most right now?
Udo-chan's mother, Ouchi-kun.
Ouchi-kun's "miracle body" is very glamorous.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Well, I showed you Ouchi-kun's mother earlier.
Yes.
She looks like fried rice.
Tonight's guest is Udo-chan's mother, Ouchi-san.
Udo-chan spent time with his mother, Ouchi-san, whom he has always wanted to see.
Tonight, their love will bloom.
Good morning!
I feel a little neglected.
Why? Your mother...
Does she have to do something with you, Udo-san?
She doesn't have to do it, but something similar happens.
What kind of person is your mother?
My mother is really serious.
Will such a serious mother become a woman today?
Wow, it's dark in here.
As a son, I can't watch this anymore.
It's worse than when it's cold.
This is what it looks like before a play.
With sleeves.
Good evening.
Good evening. I'm Udo.
Thank you for coming.
I'm sorry.
I thought I could meet you.
So I dressed up and came here.
I'm sorry.
Don't be so serious.
I'm not being serious.
You're in trouble, aren't you?
Anyway, thank you for coming.
Why are you so nervous?
My teeth are falling out.
You don't have to say it.
You're a man.
What kind of gesture or action will make you nervous?
You can't just say "good morning" or "thank you" and make me nervous.
What are you doing?
Good evening.
Good evening. Thank you.
I'm a little nervous.
Are you thirsty?
Can you give me a sip?
A sip?
What is it?
Oh, no, no, no.
This is bad.
It's amazing.
It's a tropical juice.
How should I drink it?
You can't drink it.
You've never done it, have you?
I like this one better.
I like this one better, too.
Shall we go?
Ma'am, I'll close my eyes like this.
Go ahead and drink it.
What is this?
Is this a joke?
Huh?
This is like "Lonely Cha".
It's good.
He's good at staring.
He's unexpectedly good at it.
It's my first time listening to your song.
It's my first time.
How is it?
It's coming.
It's good!
Moody!
You're erotic!
What?
You're erotic!
You're not erotic!
It's really good.
You're really good at singing.
I like this song.
There is an unseen color somewhere... (Mihatenu iro ha doko ka ni ari...)
I wonder if my back is standing up already? (Mou senaka ga tatte kumanesuka ne, mou)
It looks like a hand, it looks like a hand (Teichotsu mitai ne, tei mitai ne)
No more cow blood (Mou cow blood na dake)
Yay! (Iyei!)
Wow, amazing! (Waa, sugoi!)
Gerin Otonsubo second match (Gerin Otonsubo second match)
Japan's favorite karatekarabe's Fantasy Oton Versus (Japan's favorite karatekarabe's Fantasy Oton Versus)
Abeko's wild Oton
I hit it! (Datta!)
Throw it! Throw it! (Torero! Torero!)
I got it! (Atta!)
Wow, my head hurts (Waa, atama ga itta)
I had a headache (Atama itta)
Throw it! (Torero!)
(Torero! Torero!) I got it! (Atta!) Wow, my head hurts (Atama ga itta) I got a headache (Atama ga itta)
How was it?
Well, it was pretty good
I'm glad you liked it
It's really basic to put your head on your opponent's chin and knock him down
It was really wonderful
It's the first time in my life I've done something like that
You didn't get hurt, did you?
You look like you're having a great time
That's funny
Yabe Mitsunori advances to the semi-finals of Karateka Yabe no Oton!
Let's move on to the next match!
The third match is between Tokyo Dynamite and Hachimitsu Jiro's Oton!
Tokyo Dynamite was formed in 1977 and was recognized by Pete Tagessi as one of the best offices in the north.
Hachimitsu Jiro's unique laughter fascinates the audience.
Hachimitsu Jiro flew to his hometown of Okayama Prefecture.
What kind of person is Hachimitsu's brother, who lives in a city where Momotaro was born?
I used to do one-pack sumo, too.
I used to do one-pack sumo.
And when I was in middle school, I threw myself, who weighed 120 kilograms, away.
I think I'm getting better at it little by little.
Did you do one-pack sumo, too?
I used to do one-pack sumo.
Why did you quit?
Well...
I'm getting old with my family.
Hey!
Dad!
You're back!
Hachimitsu Jiro's father, Takano Sachio, 70 years old when he first started his career.
After retiring from his company where he worked for 40 years, he is now volunteering as a grasshopper.
When he was young, he was a sportsman who was interested in tennis and marathons.
When he was in middle school, he threw Hachimitsu Jiro, who weighed 120kg, away.
Do you know Mr. Downton?
Yes, I know Mr. Downton.
Wasn't it Mr. Matsumoto and Mr. Hamada?
Wasn't it Mr. Hamada and Mr. Kouji?
In front of Mr. Matsumoto and Mr. Kouji...
I'll do sumo wrestling.
You're funny.
It's been a while since he went back home.
Here you go, Jiro.
Thank you.
That's it.
There's nothing left.
This is good.
I'm done eating.
I only have rice for dinner.
There are people who entertain Mr. Downton.
Wasn't it Mr. Matsumoto and Mr. Hamada?
Wasn't it Mr. Hamada and Mr. Kouji?
Was it Mr. Hamada and Mr. Kouji?
Yes.
I want Mr. Hamako to praise me.
He'll be the tallest in this tournament.
Let's show Mr. Hamako his courage!
70 years old!
70 years old and still a virgin.
He has a lot of sports experience.
He is currently participating in marathon competitions.
When I was a boy, I didn't have anything else to do, so I was passionate about marathons.
When did you become a boy?
It's painful to see his bitter smile when his son hits him.
It's okay, it's okay.
His father is bad boy, Kiyoto's father.
Bad boys with 11 years of experience are as the name suggests.
His partner, Sata, is the founder of the former Fukuoka Alliance.
Kiyoto and Sata are of the same generation and were in charge of communication.
Before the competition, Sata flew to Fukuoka by plane, not by car.
He went to his hometown, Fukuoka City, Fukuoka Prefecture.
What kind of person was Kiyoto's father?
He used to run a restaurant, but now he doesn't run it at all.
His father probably can't eat right now, so he's weak.
Is my father here?
These are my father's shoes.
He wears them even in winter.
You're back.
Yes, I'm back.
What's up with you? You're all dirty.
It's been a while since I did a medical practice.
You sound like Chirinty.
Get out of my way!
Bad Boys Kiyoto's daughter, Kazuto Omizo, 51 years old!
She raised her son by herself as a man.
But now, she works for a company that she worked for for many years.
Now, she is working as a fireman.
Is your life okay?
Yes, it's hard.
Very hard.
From Fukuoka City Waterway Service Corporation, I'm Omizo Kazuto.
Oh, it's a waterway.
Yes, it's a car wash.
Please wait for me!
Until tomorrow!
You're calling your dad, right?
It says "important".
It's not important!
They don't think this is important.
They only think waterways are important.
Oh, then it's quite painful.
Kiyoto's father is not wealthy at all, but he lives a cheerful and hungry life!
What is his sumo skills like?
My dad collects money and I do sumo.
In theory, you're good at sumo, right?
You're confident!
Yes, I am.
Can you do sumo by yourself?
Can you do "fittori kumi"?
"Fittori kumi".
Ready!
Go!
Good!
Look forward to it!
Good!
He pushed him away!
He's strong!
He can win!
"NO WORKING AUTUMN"!
Today is Saturday and we're killing time!
Congratulations!
Excuse me!
What was that?
It's the head of a scorpion.
It's really good!
It's too small-faced.
It's really small-faced.
It looks like a necklace.
I'm still 51 years old, so I'm not old at all, so I'm 19 years old.
What are you doing?
I'm not hitting you!
I'm your father!
And I'm not your father!
My son sends me 100,000 yen every month.
Oh!
That's right.
Please give me a job.
I'm sorry.
The oldest in the tournament, 70-year-old Jiro Hachimitsu's father vs.
The unemployed and good-looking father, Kiyoto's father!
I'm not old at all!
GUSSANTI Tarantino's volatile diary to Tokyo!
Director Gus Santintarantino, discovered!
Fuck you now! Fuck you now!
Shampoo line! Shampoo line!
Fuck you shampoo line!
Hey! Rinsu! Shampoo! Rinsu! Shampoo! Rinsu!
Fuck you body song! Fuck you body song!
Go!
Hey! Hurricane! Hurricane! Hurricane!
Hurricane! Hurricane! Hurricane!
Fuck you, Hurricane!
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The 3rd match of the Elite Oton Osmo!
The oldest 70-year-old Hachimitsu Jiro's Oton Vs. the colorless and good-looking Oji Kiyoto's Oton!
He's knocked out!
Ouch!
Go! Go for it!
He's knocked out!
Go for it!
He's a bit weak!
He's weak!
Oh, no!
He's a bit weak!
Wow!
He ran too much!
He was so strong.
His father was strong.
If his father didn't fight him, he would have been like a rubber band.
I feel like I'm just going to turn into a giant.
That's the way it is.
I felt like a giant just now, but then I was like, "What's up, dude?"
You say that every time.
Thanks to the suction pool, your strength increased.
I say it all the time.
But you know, when you did it at the end, you were rising, but now you're lying down.
After this, the strongest adult appears!
I thought it was similar to something, but it's a Karamimi Hour's vtr!
I see...
So that's where it ends!
Let me hear your true voice.
Run!