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It's a comedy event! It's a national event!
A total production cost of 10 million yen spectacle movie "AKASAKA CIRCUS" will be held at JAPAN PREMIERE!
Tonight at ten o'clock!
In the celebrity batch "ROPPONGI HILLS", this spring as well, "NICOLE KIDMAN" and later "HOLLYWOOD STAR" came and held a gorgeous JAPAN PREMIERE preview.
On the other hand, in TVS's "AKASAKA" as well, a new title "AKASAKA CIRCUS" has just been opened.
A new movie "JAPAN PREMIERE PREVIEW" will be held.
Finally, the time has come.
I'm so excited that I can't stop sweating.
You look like you're brushing your teeth.
I'm not brushing my teeth.
It doesn't matter.
What is it?
Look behind you.
"JAPAN PREMIERE PREVIEW" has been completed.
"MORIUCHI KASUKA"'s latest movie will be released.
You've failed once, haven't you?
That's right.
The previous one was recorded, and there was a great response in "MISHIKU".
Why?
"MORIUCHI" has been holding his head all the time.
Six months ago, "GAG WARS" by "MORIUCHI" director was completed.
"GAG WARS" was screened only once before it went out of business and went bankrupt.
Summer in Japan. Cashew nuts.
"MORIUCHI" director will be back with a new work.
Look at this.
What is this?
"PILOT OF SCADORIA" and "CUNY"'s cursed pirates.
"AKASAKA SAKASU" is a new name for "AKASAKA".
I don't think it will be popular.
"AKASAKA SAKASU" is a new name for "AKASAKA".
Actually, there are 400 fans in front of "AKASAKA SAKASU".
They are waiting for "AKASAKA SAKASU" to be released.
"AKASAKA SAKASU" is trying to be popular in the society.
Is that true?
Let's see what "AKASAKA SAKASU" is like in the square.
I don't like "MORIUCHI" director.
"MORIUCHI" director is "AKASAKA SAKASU".
What is this?
This is "JAPAN PREMIERE".
What is "JAPAN PREMIERE"?
Actually, there is a reporter of our program.
Please tell us about that.
Mr. NOSHITABA of "AKASAKA SQUARE".
Good evening.
This is "JAPAN PREMIERE" in "AKASAKA SAKASU".
"AKASAKA SAKASU".
The audience is excited.
This is amazing.
We are in front of "AKASAKA SQUARE" now.
Ouch! It hurts!
The audience is excited.
This is amazing.
Can you feel the excitement?
Can you enjoy it?
Look at this!
What is this?
What are you looking at?
Can you say something?
Today is "ORIGINAL".
"ORIGINAL".
Yes, it is a new work.
We are very excited because we can experience it.
Are you excited?
Please enjoy it.
Thank you very much.
Are you excited?
What are you doing?
Please turn around.
In addition to "Mika", who is excited,
many stars appear in the venue.
Who is that?
Is that Arnold Schwarzenegger?
That's a different person.
It's "ORIGINAL".
Oh, it's a movie!
Oh, it's Bruce Willis!
Bruce Willis!
You're totally a human.
Wow, wow!
Oh, wait a minute!
We haven't started yet!
Excuse me!
Can you say something?
What?
It's out!
With this...
How long will they eat?
It's in the back.
What?
Smoke is coming out of the firewood.
Just a minute!
Japanese!
ORIGINAL!
That's why you weren't there!
Japanese!
Please, please, please, please!
Please, please!
What's up with you?
Nothing's changed for you, Shibata.
It's red, red.
It's red.
Good, good.
Good.
Well, if we're going to make the first half exciting, we have to make the main film exciting, too.
That's right.
It's a movie worth preparing only for this.
Now, to commemorate the completion of "Red, White, Blue, Green, and Red Square"...
We've done it many times.
...we'll have a tape cut of the stage. Let's enjoy it.
Is it okay to do it at the venue?
And we have a super big guest for this tape cut.
Is it okay to do it at the venue?
Who is it?
Oh, it's amazing!
It's Mr. Omamashi of "Tape Cut"!
Mr. Omamashi, who is busy playing the piano right now...
...has come here just for this!
It's no doubt!
He looks like him.
Mr. Omamashi of "Barack"...
...will do the tape cut!
Yes, we can.
What is it?
It's been a while since I've seen this.
Yes, we can.
What is it?
One...
...two...
...three!
It's surprisingly easy.
Mr. Omamashi has done the tape cut!
Mr. Omamashi is facing the audience!
Is it okay?
Yes, we can.
What is it?
Mr. Omamashi has done the tape cut!
He did it just for this!
Thank you very much!
What is it?
It's good...
...what?
It's a notch!
It's not fixed!
The "Tape Cut" is now complete!
The members will finally move to the venue...
...and join the Japan Premiere with 400 spectators!
However...
...one member has arrived!
One member has arrived!
Mr. Amano has arrived!
Mr. Aomori!
On this day, Vincar members were welcomed with the greatest appreciation.
As the audience's voltage rose, Japan Premiere finally started!
It's embarrassing!
What is it?
It's embarrassing!
What is it?
It's started! It's started!
It's started!
It's started! It's started!
Is it a circle?
We are the comedians, comedians!
You bastards! We're going to get you!
We're going to make you laugh with our one-shot comedy!
We're comedians!
Welcome to gag world!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Interesting talk, you say?
Welcome!
We're going to make you laugh with our one-shot comedy!
We're comedians!
Hey! Laugh more!
Time?
Five seconds is enough!
I don't want to die!
Where did you hide that gag?
There's no future in made-up laughter!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Interesting talk, you say?
Welcome!
We're comedians!
Amazing!
Welcome to the Japan Premiere of "Talents of Gagbian", "Polly Kent" and "The Cursed Pirates"!
The Japan Premiere has a grand opening!
And finally, tonight's stars, the gag pirates, will appear on stage!
Now, I'd like to call upon all of you, the long- awaited gag pirates!
To commemorate the opening of the Japan Premiere, I'd like to ask this person for an introduction.
Now, everyone, when it comes to TBS, it's the world track and field!
And when it comes to the world track and field, of course it's this person!
It's Yuji Oda!
♪ You'll be there for me ♪
♪ That's all you've given me, oh my treasure ♪
I'm Yuji Oda.
Everyone, I hope you enjoy the Japan Premiere.
I wanted to go there, too.
No, it's true! I wanted to go there, too!
But I just couldn't miss it!
There are a lot of businesses there, aren't there?
A business like this might be worth about half of a million yen!
I've said it before, haven't I?
That's right! Let's host the new Japan Premiere by Director Korinchi!
"Talents of Gagbian"!
Akataka
Circus Show
Gag Cafe
Here it is!
It's 5 of us, a gag family, we've arrived!
What an amazing car!
And now, the show will begin.
The car in front of us has passed us.
It's here!
Director, it's Morrison!
Now we're going to go inside the liquid.
We're going inside of the liquid.
Wait, I'll go get the liquid.
Wait!
We're finally heading this way. Could you please tell us your feelings?
It's pretty cloudy today, right?
It's sunny.
It's pretty cloudy.
It's cloudy, but I'm glad it's sunny today.
What's going on now?
What's going on?!
Oh, SP is turning into a monster!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Huh? What's going on?
What is this?
Let me do it!
Give me a present!
Director Toriuchi, who showed us a lot of content even at the beginning of arrival, is finally going up on the stage of Japan Premiere with great satisfaction!
However!
400 directors will greet you with a standing ovation!
Finally, the stage interviews of the gag pirates will begin!
Directors, I would like you to say a few words.
First of all, director and main actor, Horiyuchi- san, thank you.
What did you say just now?
Everyone, good day!
Can you hear my voice?
Thank you very much.
Next, director Iio-san, please.
Iio-san, are you nervous?
War-up-failure!
What are you doing?
Everyone, good evening.
I am Iio, who arrived in Tekkori 90.
Can you hear me?
I was stupid to believe in TMI.
Thank you very much.
Next, Haranishi-san, please.
Everyone, good day!
Hello, I am Haranishi, who is supposed to be an ex-engineer.
I won't say much.
Can I say a few words?
I have a watch.
What is this? Is there such a thing?
I want to write it down.
Super!
What is it?
Pitch!
Wow!
What's up with you?
World's hottest! Thank you!
Thank you! World's hottest!
I will say only this.
This watch is good for lunch.
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Don't kill the watch!
Then I would like to talk to the director and main actor, Ken Horii.
What did you think of making "Kindness of Gagman" this time?
Ah...
No comment.
What would you like to do in this movie?
I'm not good with words.
So I will sing a song.
(Laughter)
(Singing)
Penny Flash!
All right!
The stage greeting without any content is finally over.
And finally, a message from the director...
Director, is there anything you want to say at the end?
I hope this preview meeting will be a success.
You all know the magic, right?
I don't know.
As long as I live!
I will continue to love you!
(Singing)
Thank you!
Ah!
From 745, a meteorite has fallen from the sky!
Meteorite!
Suddenly, a mysterious meteorite fell on the stage.
And director Horiuchi didn't notice it at all.
What will happen now?
I'm cold!
Ah!
I'm cold!
Ah!
Excuse me.
I'd like to call you for a moment.
What is it?
What's going on?
On the eastern seas, there were the Subaranai Torque Pirates.
And on the northern seas, the royal forces of the Zatsugaku Kingdom
were expanding its power in a series of severe conflicts with the Owarai Pirates.
In this, the era of the Owarai Pirates,
they were cursed - cursed to get a laugh from their gags or die!
Pirates of the Gangband - Honeken and His Nine Cursed Pirates.
The man with the longest gag history - Takayuki Harubishi!
Ah, hello! Nice to meet you!
Even though it's our first encounter, I'm going to bite you!
(laughter)
From the soybeans, it goes BOOM!
Harakuto, CATCH and RELEASE and CATCH and HANCE!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, full of energy, five people!
I'm back! KACHA! POO! OH! HEIDEL HAUS!
Oh, baby is crying. I have to make him cry. No, no, no, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here...
THE NEXT GANG PIRATE IS...
SHOCHIKU'S LATEST MACHINE, KINOSHITA TAKAYUKI!
Alright, everyone get ready!
Get ready and let's go!
Let's go!
Kanno nano ano!
Kokugo yaro!
Daitai kokugo yaro!
Kokugo dekita awamori yaro daitai!
Alright, get ready and let's go!
Kanno nano ano!
Kokugo yaro!
What is this?
I'm not Japanese, but I love Hanshin Tigers.
[singing in Japanese]
What do you usually say?
I say "second glance", but first glance is normal person, and second glance is Tsurubei-sensei.
Tsurubei-san, Tsurubei-san.
Look, look! My chin is gone!
Look, look!
Look!
This program is brought to you by UNI-LEADERS.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
『The Next Gag Pirate is...』
『One Shot Gag Officer, E.O.Kazuki』
Hi, I'm E.O.Kazuki, 45 degrees below zero.
It's dusk now. I'm going to eat a lobster and make a drink in the afternoon.
Just enough to eat.
『Guiz』
『Hankouki』
『Sasetara』
『Hanamizutara』
『Uchipokkara』
『Tendara』
『Sokusuidodai』
Piki! Dad's third growth period.
Since middle school.
I haven't been taking much calcium.
My voice is getting louder.
Tasman!
Tasman all the time.
Good morning.
Idiot.
Ginger roast in the morning!
Before you get excited.
Japanese tea tree.
No! Ginger roast!
Rock'n'roll gag star.
Yosuke Ochi.
On your marks, get set...
Don't touch me, please!
Visuals.
Sorry, I'm tired. Can I sit down?
I'm sorry.
Yokuishotai!
Whatever you sing, you'll fall in love with it.
Otomo Kouhei.
"Hatopoppo".
Hatopoppo
Next, Sazae.
Eosekere
Next, Zosa.
Edose! Edose! Ohanege! Subete sae!
Imakosouyo kesen mo negeru!
What's up?
Well...
What's this?
Excuse me, please give me some time.
Well...
What's up?
Can I sit down?
Don't go...
Yosuke Ochi!
The next gag pirate is...
No Amaro! No Life!
Sekai no Mabeatsu!
Hidariyashahai!
Miyashita!
Oshirikita!
Tsumekita!
Well...
What's up?
But...
The last one is...
Hakusou!
The last one wasn't good.
I'm glad you like it.
Just an old woman who thinks she's a magician is in a pet shop.
How does it feel to be turned into a dog by my magic?
That's right!
It's not like that.
Quiz.
Are you laughing or crying?
Question, start!
Which one?
You're not laughing?
Which one?
He's crying.
What's with you?
Okay, from now on...
Only when I say "three" and "three" will you laugh.
Also...
When I say "eight"...
You'll feel like you're looking for someone.
Here we go.
One...
Two...
Three!
Four...
Five...
Six!
One...
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Eleven!
Twelve!
Thirteen!
Fourteen!
Fifteen!
Sixteen!
Seventeen!
Eighteen!
Nineteen!
Twenty!
Twenty one!
Twenty two!
Twenty three!
Twenty four!
Twenty five!
Twenty six!
Twenty seven!
Twenty eight!
Twenty nine!
Thirty!
Thirty one!
Thirty two!
Thirty three!
Thirty four!
Thirty five!
Thirty six!
Thirty seven!
Thirty eight!
Thirty nine!
Forty...
Forty eight!
The battle of Hodeken and his nine has only just begun. What will their fate be?
And now, the legendary pirate, Captain Doom, has suddenly reawakened from his one and good year sleep.
Pirates of the Gagbian - Hodeken's World End - coming soon!
Thank you for watching Pirates of the Gagbian - Hodeken's World End - Part 1.
How did you like it? If you don't mind, please tell us what you thought of it.
Mr. Shitara, if you please.
Okay, I'd like to hear what you thought of it.
Excuse me.
Yes?
What did you think of it?
Huh?
Please tell us what you thought of it.
Ah, what you just saw?
Yes.
It was very...um...
Excuse me, thank you.
Thank you.
It's sour!
Which one is it?
It's the correct answer!
One, two, three!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm sorry, I'll continue.
Mika-san, which one of the gags did you like?
No, it's none of your business.
No, it's none of my business.
No, it's none of your business.
Ah, excuse me for a second!
In the audience...
Huh?
Mr. Bean! Mr. Bean!
Do you not know your seat?
Which way is your seat, Mr. Bean?
Ah, Mr. Bean has just...
...been selected, so I'd like to interview him.
Today, in the audience...
Are you okay now?
Are you okay?
Thank you.
He's okay now.
That's all for now!
Before we start Part 2, let's start with the half- time show!
This time, we have a superstar from America!
After this, "Diva of that world" will win the JAPAN PREMIERE!
Before we start Part 2, let's start with the half- time show!
This time, we have a superstar from America!
Please welcome "the dream girl", Beyonce!
This girl and woman is proud to present...
the club debut of America's newest recording stars...
The Dreams!
♪ Because we'll never leave you ♪
♪ No, no, no, no ♪
♪ We'll scream and we'll be there ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ To be ♪
♪ Sometimes we'll make you feel alone ♪
♪ But I know you'll be dreaming of ♪
♪ The world you've been dreaming about ♪
Can I stand up?
What are you waiting for?
Next, let's watch "Farnese of Gagbian" Part 2 - "Horiken" World End!
Charming detective and gag master, Kenji Tado.
Cool tongue twisters.
Red pajamas, blue pajamas, yellow pajamas - they all suit you.
The host's husband, Ramaz Ho - "hihi huwa huwa"
nanana nanana nanami
muchuude ganbaru kimi eeeelbow
kikoi todokeru
Unhappy Sergieli Erika who was asked her favorite food.
Pokemon pointing out your opposing shortcomings.
jikocchu
Pokemon fighting with middle schoolers.
Pokémon fighting.
Dokuchin!
Pokémon opening a toilet door.
Shiochin!
The next Gang Pirates is...
Kibokyaku Hurricane!
Kimura Yuuki!
Oh! There you are, Tomomi Nishimura!
No way! Anakusa Bobom Bom Bom Bobom Matte Hanagi! Yeah!
Just the momentum, Polish Panda!
Kimura, you better be careful!
Let me show you my athletic innocence I've got a present for you...
...a "Super High School Boyoyoyola"...
a "Super High School Boyoyoyola"!
I don't need that! I have a lunch box!
This is terrible.
Okay, let's play rock-paper-scissors!
Let's go first with rock!
One, two...
The first kiss is in the spring of '15.
I turned it down.
Five, four, three, two, one...
Okay, ping!
The next gag parent is...
The gag first movie is in the spring of '15.
Generation by generation.
20's.
40's.
60's.
70's.
80's.
90's.
Forties.
She'll definitely fly.
She's in her thirties.
Sixties.
She's in her sixties.
Who wants to eat first?
I don't know.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I always do this.
You're really weak.
A one-shot game.
Shoushi Murakami.
Fandangasane.
Kyushu char-siu. Minano-siu.
Oiton-gyu-don. Taiko-don.
Din-kan. Kin-kan. Kira-kan.
Next is...
Hachidangasane.
Suito...
Suito... Kanto...
I don't know.
I don't know anything.
Can you call the chef?
Chef, did you change your voice?
I'll make you laugh with normal words.
Tanako!
(Laughter)
Cucumber!
What are you saying?
Fried egg!
(Laughter)
I've been doing it for a long time.
(Laughter)
What is it?
It's already coming out.
Teacher! I'll transfer!
(Laughter)
The last gag pirate...
Gag Fantasista Horiuchi Ken!
The last gag pirate...
Gag Fantasista Horiuchi Ken!
(Laughter)
Maru Maru Maru Marcia!
(Laughter)
Report writer!
(Laughter)
Apartment dog series!
Coon coon coon!
I want to run in the big garden!
Part 2!
Anyway, it's late today, isn't it?
This is the worst.
Hamkatsu!
Hamkatsu is terrible.
Doughnuts, croquettes, doughnuts, croquettes...
Hamkatsu!
Moonlight, water, wood, gold, copper, lichen...
Hamkatsu!
Bori-bori-bori-bori-bori-bori-bori-bori-bori-bori- bori!
This is terrible.
Maru-maru...
Maru-maru-sia...
Hamkatsu!
Oh, I'm having too much fun!
Shh!
Hamkatsu!
With this, we will end "Pirates of the Gallerian" Japan Premiere.
I'll do it no matter what.
Everything was fine until it started.
We hurriedly left the venue.
And then...
You did it!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Even if it was Hamkatsu, you didn't look so happy.
Hamkatsu was good.
Thank you!
This is terrible!
The most excited one is Beyoncé!
Beyoncé is the most excited one!
And we definitely don't need the meteorite!
It cost a lot of money!
Please win!
Don't let me win!
Idiot!
You're cheating!
You're a big failure!
Please win!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Gen, gen, gen, gen...
Gaax!
Oh, wrong one...
Gen... Gen... Gen... Gin...
Can you... put it back in?
Sure, sure...
A bit more...
I'm the most dangerous when he's laughing!
A storm is coming!
Laugh!
stormy weather!
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Laughter)