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Milk Chun
What's wrong with you?
I don't feel like I'm losing to you.
You think I'm one of you?
What's wrong with you?
Lincoln!
Lincoln, regular answer, obvious answer chance!
Once in three years.
I'm doing this to give you money.
This time, if you all get it right, you'll get 100,000 yen for each question.
Wow!
Of course, regular people will answer the obvious, simple questions.
You're not watching "Gussan", are you?
"Gussan"?
Don't watch that show!
It's a 300-minute show!
It's like "Hummery Club" or something like that.
It's a good show.
First of all, let's look at the limits.
Let's find out from "Yaruki Jaya"'s table of contents!
"Salaryman", "Koinova", "Yaruki Jaya" - how many table of contents are there?
Let's drink up and figure it out!
It's not just about drinking.
There's a lot of answers.
Wow!
If you eat too much of this, you won't be able to drink it.
That's right.
You won't be able to drink it.
First of all, order a good snack that goes well with alcohol.
At that time, what did Matsumoto order?
Shanghai fried noodles.
Matsumoto ordered Shanghai fried noodles that suddenly filled his stomach.
If you eat Shanghai fried noodles, you won't be able to eat anything else.
That's right. First of all, Shanghai fried noodles are bad.
In this way, the members drank their favorite alcohol one after another and emptied their stomachs at a high pace.
Even so, the Shanghai fried noodles took an hour to eat.
Matsumoto's Shanghai fried noodles took an hour to eat without coming out.
Shanghai fried noodles took an hour to eat without coming out.
After that, the Shanghai fried noodles were finally ready.
Looks good. Looks good.
Tiro! Tiro! It's hot!
Hurry up and eat it!
If you're going to eat it, eat it faster!
Which one of you is smarter?
Which one of you is more equal?
It's just cat food!
From the beginning, one hour and forty-five minutes,
the number of dishes exceeded two hundred.
Meanwhile,
one man
has been completely completed.
He's fast!
I'm going to eat it!
What about you, Meguro?
I love it!
Giant food!
Giant food in Japan?
I don't know anything about it!
You don't like it that much, do you?
Well...
What's wrong with you?!
Well...
I'm going to eat it!
Well,
here's the question!
At the tea shop,
when Kimura-san got drunk,
what did he call
Sasaki Kazuhiro-san?
Did he call you?
That's a pretty rude way of calling me.
That's right! You two were in the same seat!
Please draw your picture!
I have a bad memory about it.
When Kimura-san was about to do something,
Hamano-san hit his head all of a sudden.
All I can remember is that hit.
You hit your head,
but you don't remember anything about that hit.
How happy I was!
And the cleaner behind me
had a serious face!
I'm going to eat it!
"Sassan", "Daigamunen", "Shoumanjin", "Majin Boo", "Hama no Dekaino", "Daikyojin", "Folk Bakan"...
Don't say it!
Look at the time!
Look at the time! Look at the time!
You, stop!
Look!
You think Osaka is the best, don't you?
It came up!
Let's go!
The correct answer was "sassan".
I'm the only one who doesn't remember.
Then what is this we're talking about?
That's what you guys think.
No, we don't think that.
It's true, you idiots!
That's not what we think.
Whyyyyyyyyy?
We don't think that.
What's with you guys?
Then why did we get it right?
I got it.
Right?
I totally imagined it.
You got it.
I thought I did it.
Let's move on.
Here is the next question!
The next question is from Kojima Yoshio's lecturer, "Bangai-hen", right?
Lincoln said there's something missing in the team.
Yes.
That is...
Teamwork!
Lincoln said there's something missing in the team.
Kojima Yoshio thought so and asked the new housekeeper to help him.
But in Kojima's new house...
It's fine.
It's my house.
It's in.
It's really nice.
It's nice.
It's the brick that Horika said about.
It's the floor.
It's famous.
You did it!
It's down there.
This is amazing.
It's in the fridge.
It's like this.
It's amazing.
There's a lot of room.
It's in the fridge.
Don't go too far.
Shhh!
It's getting bigger.
It's really big.
I didn't even start it.
I haven't even started it yet.
It's dangerous!
I just turned around and pooped.
He pooped!
He pooped in the bathroom!
No way!
What do you mean he pooped in the bathroom?
There's a bathroom, of course!
When a funny fight breaks out and this big sofa is brought in...
Put your tongue under your mouth.
Ouch!
Miyasako, are you okay?
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
Is this the right timing?
No, it's not.
Put your laundry behind you!
Laundry sensor!
Put your laundry behind you!
I'm sure you can hear me.
What are you doing?
Here's the question!
When you set up the TV, you played a prank on the screw hole.
What did you use at the time?
See? He's got it!
He's got it!
This is it!
Please explain!
I remember it clearly.
When you set up the TV, you used this.
You use this.
Please show us!
Shimeji mushroom.
Eringi mushroom.
Egg.
Let's see the answer!
When you set up the TV, you played a prank on the screw hole.
When you set up the TV, you used this.
Please show us!
Ready, set...
This way.
Okay.
What's this?
This is not a bonito flakes.
There's a weird eringi mushroom in the screw hole.
I don't like it.
The answer is eringi mushroom.
The person who said that should know for sure.
Was there a small eringi mushroom?
It wasn't eringi.
Was it eringi?
Well, it's a goldfish, isn't it?
It's a little wide.
The next question is...
From the world heritage site that has brought many topics and impressions so far...
Nerima Distendara.
You're Distenjana, aren't you?
Easy, man.
Dondeque!
From this corner, Dondeque was born after it went viral last year.
Dondeque!
This man, who visited the gyalsers outside of Shibuya Center for the first time...
Carrying Parapara's Motoku, his body and soul became one of the gyalsers.
And the other day, waiting for this man who reunited with the gyalsers for the first time in a year, was a shocking event.
Tomo-chan!
Huh?!
Why are you crying?
Huh?!
Why are you crying?
What's this?
It's a baby.
Huh?!
Huh?! There's a baby?!
This woman discovered by her pregnant husband is...
Why can't you remember?
I can't remember Parapara.
Tomo-chan became a double member of the gyalsers because of his poor memory of Parapara.
It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
She decided to give birth alone because she had to part ways with her child's father due to certain circumstances.
This man, who couldn't meet his child due to work reasons, sent a support message on a live radio broadcast.
Tomo-chan, are you listening?
Tomo-chan is not alone, right?
Tomo-chan has wonderful friends.
I have friends like you.
So do your best!
Okay?
Do your best, Tomo-chan!
Good! Good! Good job!
Don't go! Don't go! Don't go!
Good! Good! Good job!
And so, Tomo-chan gave birth to a healthy girl.
It's time to say goodbye to such a gyalsar.
I have something to say, but...
You're fast.
Yeah.
He's fast.
We've been encouraged by him before.
I'm glad we can do it together again this year. Thank you very much.
This is my second farewell.
But I feel even more lonely because it's my second time.
I don't know if I can say this, but I'm really lonely.
I don't like it.
In this way, they had a moving finale.
But here's the problem.
Can you write down the full name of this comedian who reunited with his girlfriend in Shibuya in kanji?
Yes, please write it down!
Did you have a full name?
It's a lie, isn't it?
You only call me by my first name, don't you?
Let's go!
Please write down the full name of this comedian.
Go ahead!
Himura Motoya.
Himura Ryuji.
Himura Shuji.
Himura Hanao.
Himura Mitsuru.
Himura Hidetoshi.
Himura Debuo.
Himura Ayumu.
It's impossible for this comedian to get it right.
Hidetoshi is the worst comedian.
What do you mean?
He's the worst comedian.
There's no way!
He's a primary school student.
He's a low school student.
The full name of this comedian who reunited with his girlfriend in kanji is...
The comedian from Shibuya Center Street...
Banana Man Himura Yuuki...
Has reunited with his girlfriend in kanji.
The correct answer is...
Himura Yuuki!
I still forgive fat people.
By the way, Michiyo, a baby born at that time, is growing up well.
Let's check the limit!
At the limit of the rotating sushi plate, more than 100 famous people will challenge!
World champion in defense tactics will also challenge!
Next week is "Rincan Two Hour Special"!
Here is the next question!
The next question is from the popular series "Ristaurant Rincan"!
This is a project in which entertainers with little cooking experience go through the full course depending on their imagination and memory!
In this project, we will show you some of the recipes made by Matsumoto-chef and the members.
Open!
Somen!
What do you think of when you think of somen?
Nagashi-somen!
Shall we do it?
Please vote for us!
That's right! What Matsumoto-chef has prepared is "Nagashi-somen" bamboo!
However, it seems that the one who will pour it is not "somen" but a bowl containing "somen" already in everyone's hands!
"Hikiniku" is flowing from my throat!
Everyone, please pick it up!
What Matsumoto-chef was trying to pour is "chicken meatball"!
This is "Nagashi-somen" but not "Nagashi-somen"! It's "Nagashi-meatball"!
Please eat it with this "hikiniku"!
Yes, I've said it!
What is that "hikiniku"!?
What is that taste that you are curious about?
It's delicious!
The soup is delicious!
This is "dashi" that we got from this "meatball"!
Here we go!
You can't pick up "dai"!
Ah, you picked up "dai"!
You didn't pick up "dai" in the middle!
I didn't pick up "dai"!
It's "dai"!
Here is the question!
What is the theme that Matsumoto-chef raised for everyone to enjoy cooking?
This is a chance question!
Please raise your hands!
Amano will definitely pick up "dai"!
He picked up "dai" about 20 minutes ago!
Matsumoto-san, why do you have such a face?
Have you forgotten!?
You don't look like you have anything to say!
No, no, no!
Let's go, everyone!
Please raise your hands!
"Jumbory", "fantasia", "sexy and adventure", "adventure"
"jumbory", "jumbory", "amakara"
fabric fantasia
That's terrible, Moto-chan!
What is it!?
Moto-chan!
What is it, really!?
You don't think it's "amakara", do you!?
That guts is annoying!
Let's see the correct answer!
The correct answer is this!
What theme did Matsumoto-shiki raise for people to enjoy cooking?
He wanted people to enjoy it.
Food and food are "jumbory".
That's right.
The word "jumbory" is really...
Matsumoto-san, what are you doing?
It's "fantasia"!
And so, the correct answer is "jumbory"!
Thank you!
Well, it's like a festival, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What a shame!
Do you have anything to say!?
I didn't know about it.
Please be careful.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
If only you were wrong, it would be a huge responsibility.
If only I was wrong, I would cut off my own belly.
Really, it's not like that.
If only I was wrong, I would cut off my own belly.
Kustantin Tarantino's "Tokyo Location Diary"!
Director Kustantin Tarantino Discovered!
Minizaru, minizaru, bekuzaru, minizaru, bekuzaru...
Fuck you eat! Fuck you eat!
No! No!
Fucking God!
Minizaru chicken...
No! No!
Fuck!
No!
No! No!
Tarantino!
Next work, wait!
Next week's topic is...
Lincoln's 2 hour special!
Lincoln's 3 independent comedians are seriously looking for a wife.
If you slap me in the back, my face will turn red.
Next week's "Lincoln's 2 hour special" will tell you where love is.
Next topic is...
Lincoln, you're an idiot!
7 naked comedians slapped Lincoln and challenged him in various competitions.
Please watch this match, which led to a famous match.
Hiai de no Mame! Tarai Chicken Race!
In this match, comedians will compete how long it will take them to stop a tarai.
They tested comedians' courage, but...
Let's do it!
3, 2, 1...
Ei!
Wow!
Stop talking!
You guys! You're the only ones who didn't say anything in this show!
You were talking with your eyes closed and your hands off!
And...this man accomplished an incredible feat!
Let's do it!
Okay!
Challenge!
Bang!
(claps)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry (claps)
(claps)
I'm sorry about that (claps)
(claps)
It's a famous scene from "Little Nightmare"
Wow!
It doesn't hurt that much
It's amazing
Disney!
It's perfect!
Once again, the miraculous scene from "Variety Show"
(clap)
Then, here is the question.
You won, didn't you?
Yes.
What is the name of the group of seven people led by Kenji Tamura who challenged the Lincoln Corps?
This is easy.
Yes, please answer.
This is a chance.
Yes.
I want you to answer.
I haven't heard of it at all.
Really?
What?
I got it.
Come here.
It's dangerous.
Yes, please answer at once.
Here you are.
I got it.
G-7.
Kadaka Seven.
G-7.
Kadaka Seven.
G-7.
Topless Gundam.
Did you really think I would say it?
If you had such a name, you would have remembered it.
Why did you make me say it?
Why did you say it?
What is the name of the group of seven people led by Kenji Tamura who challenged the Lincoln Corps?
Who is it?
You know us, don't you?
We are O-RI-G-7.
You know us, don't you?
We don't know you.
O-RI-G-7.
What is it?
O-RI-G-7 stands for...
Energetic G.
Guts G.
Hardworking G.
Fierce G.
And finally...
Energetic G.
Yeah!
Here it is!
And the correct answer is...
"O'erley G7"!
What's this?
What do you think of this?
Well, everyone has taken it off!
I'm not the topless one!
"Topless Gundam"?!
What's that supposed to mean?
Question number 6!
Next up is...
"Lincoln! Star Bowling Club"!
With a lotion all over their bodies...
They claim themselves to be balls...
And defeat 100 pins!
In this unprecedented bowling competition...
Various stars have challenged themselves!
Screwball!
Here I go!
Meanwhile...
The only female participant...
Abeko Kochoran...
Has had a terrible accident!
Abeko Kochoran, start!
Here we go!
Here it is!
What do you think of this?
Here we go!
Here it is!
What do you think of this?
Take it off!
And Giant Shirota, a star of the big eater world, also participates in the race.
The record is 96 pins.
Looking at this remarkable result, that man is...
This is no longer a debutant and amateur, right?
However, here is the question.
What was the nickname that Nimura-san gave to Zion and Shirota-san?
I gave it to them before.
You did?
I gave it to them before.
Please show us!
It's kind of lame...
It's lame...
It wasn't my intention.
But...
On the contrary...
I remember it because I was scared.
Please show us!
Giant Sveta, Giant Korota, Giant Roshota, Giant Sveta, Giant Gelda, Giant Sveta, Giant Pinda...
The answer was like this.
What did you say?!
It's a different story.
It's a different story!
What was the nickname that Nimura-san gave to Zion and Shirota-san?
This is no longer Zion and Shirota-san, right?
What is it?!
Zion and...
It's Korota-san, right?
Is it 96?
What is it?!
So, the answer was Giant Korota.
I will never say Pinda.
Rinkan's independent entertainer is seriously looking for a wife!
My face turned red!
At the limit of his rotation, the world champion after the defense battle will challenge him!
Next week, Rinkan's two-hour special!
Here we go!
Here is today's question!
The next question is from the preaching teacher!
It's because I love Rinkan!
The plan is for entertainers who want to make Rinkan into a better show...
...to preach to the members of Rinkan that they love the show!
To do that, they came here desperately!
Black Mayonnaise!
Their preaching is...
The ratings!
It's not bad at all, Rinkan!
But there is a problem with the ratings!
Look at this!
The blue one is for men's ratings!
The red one is for women's ratings!
Only men watch it!
It's true that Rinkan's ratings are higher for women's ratings than for men's.
So, Black Mayonnaise and Rinkan came here to preach to the members of Rinkan...
...about how to win over women's ratings!
I grabbed the gold and silver...
...and my face is red!
In order to win over women's hearts...
...Kosugi has prepared some face-tightening goods!
What's that noise?
Isn't it dull?
This is it!
Wow, wow, wow, wow...
Wow, wow, wow...
Wow, wow, wow!
Wow, wow...
He is too much!
Wow, wow, wow...
Focus, Mimura!
Wow, wow...
Wow! Wow! Wow!
And the next ceremony is...
Let's go to Hamada!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
Is that what you think?
Oh! This is the worst!
Look, look
Isn't it a common clue?
This is all correct.
Then, here is the question.
What was the tool that Kosugi-san prepared to make a small face?
What was it?
Zidane.
Zidane is...
What is there?
Then let's go!
Everyone, let's do it together! Here we go!
Mouse...
Face...
Zeke...
Tashouro...
Buretta...
Packer...
Smiley...
Kande...
Stringstick...
This is bad!
Is it in Japanese?
It's in Japanese!
Kande...
That's not the right way of saying it.
It's "kande".
Kande?!
It's "kande" in Japanese!
It's "kande" in Japanese, so don't say it like that!
Kande!
What is the name of the item that will make your face look smaller?
Me and Yoshida sensei always use it.
Yes.
This.
What is it?
The name is...
"tux".
"tux"?
What is it?
"tux"?
The name is...
"tux".
You're wrong!
You always use it, so you're wrong!
Which one are you using?
"tux".
And so, the correct answer is "tux".
With this, you too will get an eternal small face!
That's too bad!
It's "tux"!
It's "tux".
Kande, how many percent do you think you're right?
I think it's about 80%.
Just by changing the angle of anything that happens in front of the camera,
all kinds of things can happen!
And so...
As you wish!
At Summer's Otake...
The smell detection against food...
Isn't half-baked.
What did you say?!
The Otake known for their nervousness...
Doesn't miss a smell check against any food...
But when it comes to a dessert Hamada cooked...
The Otake's cautiousness against dessert...
Exploded!
Now, let's see it in action!
Watch out! Watch out!
Whoa!
You too!
Here you go!
Once again...
Fruit's harmony...
Once again...
After that...
The Otake's cautiousness against dessert...
Was repeated 13 times...
Until the Otake ate a baked pudding.
It doesn't smell like anything...
At Summer's Otake...
There was...
A flower.
Let's check your limits!
At the limit of Rotating Sushi...
More than 100 famous people will challenge!
Even world champion after defense election!
Next week...
"Rinkan Two Hour Special"!
"Rinkan Comedian Tower"!
Hey, hey, hey!
Churis! I'm a karaoke singer, Keira!
I'm a character and a doctor!
Ah, I'm sick of it!
I'm sick of being a doctor! I'm really sick of it!
I'm really sick of it!
What's next?
Hey, Yamada-san!
Churis!
Hey, sit down!
Hey, what's wrong?
Yeah...
What is it?
Headache? Nausea?
You're coughing?
Maybe it's the wind!
Anyway, I'll take a look, so take off your jacket and do it!
Featuring a--
Yamada-san's heartbeat...
It really does tick!
Isn't it amazing?!
It's crazy!
What? Hey, wait!
It was a DJ that did it?!
No, it wasn't!
Wow!!
Wow, wow, wow, wow, Wow!
High!
Ta, ta, ta-ra~!
Come on, let's dance!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
For now, let me go first!
For now...
You're too close.
He said it at the end.
I'm totally lost.
Oh, excuse me.
Um, excuse me.
No!
Dad!
Hey, wait a minute.
I just want to know.
No!
Hey! Wait a minute. I regret it.
Wait!
Who is it?
Yes, who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
What are you doing here?
Seki-niku-ma!
But don't shake me! I...
Don't do it!
What are you doing?
I want you to come to my birthday party when I was in elementary school.
I don't know.
Well, next is the last one.
What?
We have prepared 8 dishes.
Shall we go for the last one?
Kenro-no-gunso.
Well, it's the last one.
Please guess it.
Here it is!
Next is...
"Try it as if you were deceived" gourmet contest.
Comedians will present surprising combinations of delicious dishes in this show.
However, judges will only show white chocolate menchi-katsu,
fruit-boiled rice,
vanilla fried shrimp and other strong-tasting dishes.
When my mother brought me this for my parents' meal for studying,
I couldn't hold a pen.
That's ridiculous!
The winner of this contest is...
Here is the menu I'm going to introduce today!
Ume-jam chazuke!
White rice, ume-jam chazuke and crushed rice cracker are combined.
Moreover, they don't drink tea but hot water.
Ume-jam chazuke.
Now?
Delicious.
Thank you very much.
Really?
How about you, Shen?
This is delicious.
See?
Thank you very much.
And here is the dish with high evaluation along with such a winning work.
This is Yakisoba.
What is this base?
This is UFO.
UFO?
Matsumoto ate such a dish with UFO and something else.
Delicious.
This is delicious.
Delicious.
Then, here is the question.
What did Matsumoto eat with UFO?
Here you are.
This is only you, right?
We are the only one who participated in this.
But it doesn't matter.
We love you.
That's right.
Is this delicious?
Delicious.
It's delicious.
It's just a quiz about what to put on UFO.
That's right.
It doesn't matter what you put on UFO.
Then, here is the question.
Here you are.
Open!
Okay, let's go!
Answers, all at once, open!
Italian dressing, mayonnaise, cheese sauce, ponzu, miso paste, french dressing, orange dressing, tororo jiru...
You ate italian, didn't you?
Italian, you say?
Koto-chan, french dressing...
I've seen all the episodes I haven't appeared in.
Matsumoto-san's warning is Italian dressing.
Now, let's see the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
What did Matsumoto-san put on his favorite dish, UFO?
What is that?
French dressing.
Let's go for it!
This is it, chef! This is it, french is it!
And so, the correct answer is...
Not Italian, but french dressing!
By the way, what is Hamada's impression of this?
It's good!
I think it's good!
"Downtown" was also a great combination of dishes.
It's a country of high-tension women, isn't it?
It doesn't change that much!
You finally got one question right!
Hey! Are you only looking at where you're standing?
I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty!
I don't think you're a member of "Rincan" anymore!
Too bad!
No prize money today!
Is it over?
Yes!
It's like "Let's go to school!"
"Rincan"'s independent entertainer is looking for a wife!
My face turned red!
At the limit of rotation, the world champion after the defense war will challenge!
Next week is "Rincan" two-hour special!
In addition, there is an important announcement from "Rincan"!
Announcement from "Rincan"!
From the official mobile site "Rincan Entertainment Tower"
From the latest "explosion" videos to "donda" songs and "chuck voice"
It is being distributed in great popularity!
Get it now!
March 18th is "Rincan" two-hour special!
Next week's "Rincan" two-hour special is...
"Rincan"'s independent entertainer is finally looking for a wife!
A couple of women who are ready to marry right away!
My face turned red!
Where is love?
In addition...
Let's look for the limit!
Until all the rotating sushi plates are lost,
more than 100 celebrities are eating and eating and eating and eating!!!!