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Tonight's "Rinkan" is...
A popular young couple who are popular with girls...
Screaming at the Rinkan members with their lives!
The classroom is a mess...
That Hamada is seriously crying!
(gunfire)
What are you reading again?
(laughter)
You're reading a lot of magazines.
It's for this show.
Do you love my human beings?
(laughter)
What? We hate human beings!
(laughter)
We hate human education!
(laughter)
Without further ado, the teacher will be seen soon.
It's been a while since...
The teacher in between is the worst.
(laughter)
Mr. Koyano.
I don't want to hear your name.
(laughter)
Mr. Koyano has thin skin like dried lawn
and skin that looks like a lunar crater.
His true identity is...
Mr. Koyano will be seen soon.
Thank you, Mr. Koyano.
Who is he?
Mr. Koyano.
(laughter)
You have something in your eye.
(laughter)
What is this?
What's in this box?
What is it?
I'm an M-1 champion and you're making me jealous.
Look at me.
(laughter)
How many years ago?
What are you talking about?
How many years ago?
This time, Mr. Koyano has started M-1 Grand Prix and has hosted many shows.
What do the Black Mayonnaise think of their linker?
What do you say?
I want to break the calm mind of those who have achieved first success.
I saw it on TV and thought you were in a good mood.
I've been in a good mood lately.
Recently, the linker members have been in a good mood.
It has become a serious situation that is transmitted from the screen.
As expected, we can't leave it as it is.
Linker members, wake up!
For the sake of their beloved members, they will turn their hearts into demons tonight.
Teachers!
Masumoto!
What?
What do you want now?
What do you want?
I want a more affordable apartment or something like that.
I see.
(laughter)
Masumoto!
Yes?
What do you want now?
I want to buy a new car or something like that.
I see.
(laughter)
What are you doing?
Masumoto!
Yes?
What do you want now?
Well, I don't know.
(laughter)
What do you want now?!
(laughter)
Masumoto, what do you want now?!
(laughter)
Buy it yourself!
(laughter)
You're going to buy it, right?
Buy it yourself!
(laughter)
You can't afford it, so save up!
You're nervous and you're wrong about the volume.
(laughter)
You're too loud.
You're nervous and you're wrong about the volume.
Hearing what the regular members want now,
their anger has reached its peak.
Their first scream is...
You didn't say a word about buying it!
What you want now is...
What is it?
It is...
What is it?
It is...
It is something you can't buy with money.
Yeah, you're right about that.
It is something you can't buy with money.
That's not true.
It is a priceless product you can't buy with money!
That is not true!
You can't say that either.
It is not a priceless product!
It is not!
You can't say that!
If you can say it or not, that doesn't matter!
(laughter)
What is it?
The reason I'm wasting water with you guys here isn't like that!
I said it! I said it! Pour water on me!
What's wrong with you?
Didn't you say you wanted more viewers?
Did you succeed?
Say it louder!
We want more viewers!
What are you saying?
Why are you dancing?
You've already earned my father's lifetime worth of money!
If you have money or not, ask me!
We want more viewers!
I can't hear you at all.
It's pretty loud. I can't hear you at all.
We want more viewers!
Where did you say that?
Were you in a hurry?
Thank you very much.
When you hit Hamada's head like this, I thought you were in a hurry.
Who? Who? Who are you talking about?
So...
Hamada's...
I don't know why you're talking about me, but...
When you hit Hamada's head like this, I thought you were in a hurry.
Do you think we're scared of Hamada?
So...
So you're Hamada's fan!
Why are you saying that?
You should've said that!
You should've said the same thing.
You're so arrogant!
Viewer ratings...
are not bad at all.
But there's a problem with viewer ratings.
Really?
Look at this.
The blue one is male viewer ratings.
The red one is female viewer ratings.
Only men are watching!
I don't think that's true!
Certainly, Linkern's female viewer ratings are increasing.
At this rate...
Linkern will be in danger!
Will it be okay like this?
Especially now...
Conclusion!
Conclusion?
Sensei, you got it wrong.
I know what you're talking about!
Are you making everything clear?
Then how do you explain your existence?
If you have to explain everything clearly...
I know what you're talking about!
If you don't get the number from women...
Your viewer ratings won't increase.
Especially, "concool" is...
"Concool" is...
You said it wrong!
I said it again!
If you don't say it again, I'll water you!
The drama has begun behind the scenes!
You absolutely have to get more numbers from women!
But whatever you say...
In order to get numbers from women...
You have to know women's hearts!
Why do you say things like that?
Don't you know?
He's a "bahunt" type of person.
Who's a "bahunt" type of person?
It's not good to say "woman's heart" to someone like that!
Then I'll say it!
This "bahunt" type of person has a thin head like this!
If you say it, it's bald!
But he has double eyelids!
Can you do double eyelids with such a thin head?!
Even with his super thin hair...
The "bahunt" type of person has double eyelids!
He grabs a woman's heart...
And displays his heart!
Hamada!
Yes?
If you had thin hair...
You wouldn't be so confident!
If you had...
If you had thin teeth, you'd be like this!
This is awful!
Can you go to a girls' high school like this?
This is awful!
This is the worst way to say it!
The way you say it is different!
Did you want to see me say it like this?!
That's awful!
If you have double eyelids like this...
You wouldn't be so confident!
No, I wouldn't!
Are you laughing?
I'm laughing!
Why are you laughing?!
Why do you have double eyelids?!
That's why...
In 2008...
This is what the members of N.C.O.U.N. aim for!
Funny...
Cool...
Funny and cool!
Funny and cool...
You can say it like that!
It's funny and cool, but it's not cool!
The seniors who are at the top of the comedy world...
Admit that it's funny!
That's why...
We want you to move on to the next step!
You guys...
The part where you enter the studio...
We took it.
Studio?
Studio...
Let's take a look.
Studio...
The part where you enter here?
Here?
Here you go!
What you need for funny and cool is...
A sense of fashion!
So...
While looking at the nine hidden studios...
Let's check out N.C.O.U.N.'s fashion!
It's done!
Who's this?
Ootake!
Fashionable!
I can't complain about it!
It's cool!
It's honest!
It's cute and charming.
I can't say anything about it.
It's funny and cool.
Stop it!
What is this, Doka-chan?
You're saying it's funny and cool.
It's funny and cool, but it's not cool!
You're making it up in a commercial!
It's funny and cool when it's cold.
It's not about being cold, it's about being cool, Gussan!
I see.
There won't be any more commercials.
From next April, no one will be sitting next to me.
What did you say in the tutorial?
Oh, you know...
He's my junior.
He's a world champion.
What kind of tutorial is that?
You don't have to ask me.
I saw it.
His tutorial is funny and cool.
His book is funny and cool, but it's not funny at all.
There's nothing like that in his book!
What is he saying, teacher?
He's trying to lower people's evaluation!
His book is funny and cool, but it's not funny at all.
You're making it up in a commercial!
Next!
There's more.
Let's go.
Who is this?
This is Kotohara.
He's cute!
Kotohara is famous for this.
Kotohara is problematic.
He's cute.
There's nothing problematic about him!
Who is this?
Do you want me to return this?
Oh, stop!
He's wearing a hat and a scarf.
Is he such a star?
It was cold.
It's not like he's a star.
It's February.
What does this hat say?
Youth.
What does that mean?
It means his youth.
He had a puma!
Puma!
He wanted to grab a woman!
Stop it!
It's still funny.
Who is this?
Miyasako.
Miyasako was laughing.
Miyasako was laughing at me?
He's still funny.
Why is he laughing?
Is he popular?
Can you see his coat?
Can you see it?
Who do you think you are?
If you lost weight, you wouldn't look like this!
You're Conan!
You're amazing!
You look like a photo of a movie star!
You're amazing!
You're wearing a hat, too.
I just took a shower.
I looked like this right after I took a shower.
That's right!
That's how Conan lives!
Listen to me!
Next!
Who is this?
This is Mimura.
Mimura is not funny at all.
He's a joker.
Who is this?
You're a monster!
No, no, no!
It's not time for you to cool down.
I'm glad you're happy.
Who is this?
Stop it!
What is this tank top?
Do you know how many times you did it today?
It's the fourth time!
It's the fourth time you're wearing a tank top!
Are you trying to blur the gap?!
It's the fourth time you're wearing a tank top!
Can't girls melt like this?!
The jacket you're wearing is a little warm.
If you're going to do that, why don't you make it into a T-shirt and change it to a thin jumper?!
Next!
After this, we'll see that man's true self!
You can only see it in my eyes!
Let's start with Shion!
Seriously?!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Let's take a picture of the New Year!
Next!
This is a problem.
It's not an entrance.
Why is it lined up?
It's still coming in.
How many adults are lining up and waiting for this?
It's completely different from what you told me!
Look at this!
Mr. Matsumoto is alone.
Mr. Matsumoto, is it like this?
Hey, is this actually Knuckles?
You guys are annoying!
It only looks white!
At first it's white, but then it turns black!
Hey!
Isn't this the worst?
What is this?
It's scary.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all!
What are you talking about? You're 30 and you're being serious.
When you go home, you'll have a wife and kids.
I'm told I'm stupid on TV.
It's important to look for a woman's heart.
Don't let your guard down.
And...
How do you stretch your cool part?
You're not cool.
What did you say, Matsumoto?
I'm not that cool.
You're popular.
When you're like this, can you do your best?
Like this.
What are you talking about?
So...
To look cool, you need this.
Motohara.
Yes?
Call me.
A small face?
A small face.
You're doing well, Motohara.
Don't do it.
Right?
With the money and position you got...
Your face is sluggish!
To make it a small face...
Me and Yoshida sensei always use this.
What is it?
It's called "tux".
"Tux"?
It's easy.
What is it?
It's called "tex".
Wait!
Don't you always use it?
Which one do you use?
"Tex".
A small face must-have, "tex".
To make a man's sluggish face, it's the best item!
Put it in your mouth...
Use your mouth muscles...
To stretch your face muscles...
And squeeze!
Right?
Look behind you.
How is it?
I can hear you.
What is it?
You have to say "tux".
It's like you squeezed it.
It's sluggish!
It's sluggish.
This is sluggish!
Wait!
This is sluggish!
He's crying.
Concentrate, Mimura!
It's sluggish!
What is it? It's dirty!
Kotsugi-sensei will do his best even if you do like this!
He's an iron entertainer!
Who's next?
It's sluggish!
It's really sluggish!
He's crying.
It's sluggish!
What? What's wrong?
It's really sluggish!
It's sluggish!
Kotsugi-sensei!
It's really sluggish!
It's sluggish!
It's really sluggish!
It's sluggish!
It's really sluggish!
This is not good!
Look at this!
Now, with everyday text,
the eternal small face...
Now, with the small face...
you got...
What?
Now...
shall we challenge the top fashion item?
Fashionable sunglasses.
I wonder who will get them.
Miyasako, which type?
Try them on.
They don't have contact lenses.
Can you see?
Give it back.
What should I do?
Give it back.
I'm scared.
Give it back.
Wait a minute.
I'm the one who did it first.
Like this.
What is this?
"Scary" is a popular word.
"It's too late" is also a scary word.
I said it first.
Those who don't know this are not excited with sunglasses.
Nine of you are still young.
My partner is bald, but they are the best guys who can wear double-eyelids.
In fact, there is one more special skill.
Special skill?
How to get a woman's feelings in your 20s and 30s, Mr. Kozuki.
That's...
Natural honeycomb.
Honeycomb...
Do you know it?
Yes.
This is the first time I've seen this.
Honeycombing
As I thought...
This is scary.
Only when there is something called "honeycombing" can you understand a woman's heart.
This is a car setting.
Right?
She is riding a car.
She is riding a car and then she is turning back.
She is turning around.
She is turning the left steering wheel.
You guys have money like a fool, don't you?
You have a big figure like that.
You have money like a fool, don't you?
You don't have a woman's heart.
Gussan, you are laughing a lot.
Why am I laughing?
You said you don't have a woman's heart.
We have a woman's heart.
Get out of here!
You don't have an umbrella anymore.
If you were like this, what would you do?
You are cool.
There is someone like you.
You are cool.
Listen to me.
You are turning your car back.
When you are turning back, you meet her.
You turn around naturally.
When you park your car in the back,
it is the best chance for you to capture a woman's heart.
When you meet her, you turn around naturally and she's heart is yours.
There is a camera in your eye.
Because it's in my eye.
It's in your eye?
When I look back and suddenly open my eyes, it's natural.
Look at me.
I'll look back.
Close your eyes.
I'm not good at it.
You say you're not good at it because you say it, but if it's just you two, you can do it.
Ootake.
Out of the members, Ootake will challenge.
Ready, start!
I'll look back.
It stinks!
You know it stinks?
Does it hurt?
What?
Does it hurt? Did you get kicked?
Can't you take your face off because of the smell of ash?
No, no, it's...
Ten points!
Ten points?
Ten points!
Wow, wow, wow...
Your kindness is not enough at all!
Kindness?
Has anyone ever told you to hold your nose like that?
You have to say it before you do it!
You don't know how a woman feels at all!
Mr. Kosuki.
Yes?
It's a kiss on a thin spot.
Wow, wow, wow...
It's a kiss!
Who is the frozen orange around Nagoya?
It's a kiss!
Who is the frozen orange around Nagoya?
Can't you say it at once?
It's a kiss!
What are you thinking about, Matsumoto?
Kiss it and learn how to be kind!
Can I?
Yes.
Wow, that's amazing!
It's fluffy.
Fluffy?
It's sticky.
Can I?
It's fluffy.
It's sticky.
This...
You're kind!
How do you feel?
I'm scared, scared, scared...
Who are you kissing right now?!
It smells a little sweet.
Hanikami is a gentle kiss on the head of Kosugi- sensei.
Miyasako.
You especially forgot about Hanikami!
Miyasako's Hanikami, who has the best acting ability as an entertainer...
OK, start!
Is there a break?
I'll do a backflip.
Eh?!
Wow!
You did a backflip!
65 points for you to do a backflip!
Hey, I want a kiss!
Eh?!
Eh?! 65 points is fine, isn't it?!
Passing is from 80 points.
It's expensive.
Eh?!
How did you like it?
That's right.
That's right?!
Give me a new kiss.
It's wet.
It's wet and my scalp is red.
If I sprayed a golden spray and imitated a foreigner, I would have been bitten!
Wow!
It's getting better.
It's your first time kissing, right?
What? You want me to do it?
No, no, no.
What? Are you complaining?
I didn't say anything!
Konishi didn't say anything!
I didn't say anything!
Run, run, run!
Run, run!
I didn't say anything!
From now on,
they'll be more natural
and get more female viewers!
And now,
Mr. Yoshida will give us his last lecture!
I'll write what I can teach you.
Mature woman?
No, not mature woman.
We have a teacher like that.
Udo, you like mature women, too, right?
Yes, thank you.
Do you have experience?
I don't say it out loud, but...
That's disgusting!
What kind of modesty is that?
In your case,
you like mature women,
but you're not in love with them.
I, Mr. Yoshida,
when I was 19,
had an affair with a 60-year-old woman.
You don't have to say it out loud!
But that mature woman
is also heavily involved in viewership.
If you don't get mature woman's feelings,
you won't get mature woman's feelings.
It's no exaggeration to say that
mature woman is in charge of viewership.
It's no exaggeration to say that
mature woman is in charge of viewership.
Amada!
Ask me who that 60-year-old woman
looked like.
Who did she look like?
Ms. Uchida Yuuya.
A man?!
A man who loved Uchida Yuuya and her 60-year-old wife!
She's over 40 years old!
But she's not around anymore.
Well, it's been 15 years,
so Yoshiko may have gone to heaven.
Yoshiko may have gone to heaven.
Ask me who that 60-year-old woman looked like.
Are you okay?
Yoshiko, you're a real-life Yoshiko.
Your left eye was a little bigger.
You'll...
You'll remove this, right?
When it all begins...
Can you be nice?
Hey, Matsumoto!
Now, gently remove Yoshiko's clothes.
What do you think?
Remove it and you'll know.
First from under the pants, right?
Well, naturally, from the bottom of the bag...
Wow!
Next? The badge was on it, right?
Your bag was on it salt and pepper!
Your bag was on it...
On the contrary, I said...
What?
Yoshiko-chan is wearing two patches.
This really happened.
But from Yoshiko-chan's point of view...
She's wearing a lot of pants.
Huh? Wait, this girl...
She's keeping a distance from me.
"Is she pulling me?" Yoshiko-chan is thinking about it, right?
Say something to Yoshiko-chan.
Uh...
She's pretty.
In front of these patches...
Yoshiko-chan might be pulling you!
Even if your boyfriend suddenly says you're pretty...
What do you think, Mr. Yoshida?
You're lying!
I see.
I'm happy if you say something else.
Amano, what would you like me to say?
It's cold, so I also wear a lot of clothes.
I see.
Otake...
Yes?
What is it?
Oh, what? Is it over already?
Zubo.
Zubo?
Why did you say the correct answer?
What is the nicest and kindest thing that 19-year- old Yoshida Sensei said?
What is the correct answer?
Read it out loud!
"Gonugasuwa" is... "Zubo nukita."
"Bazuzu." "Bazuzu go nugasuwa."
Next, the title of the patch is...
"Irimai nuida." "Nugashita."
And the second one is... "Nugashite..."
Meccha jirasuya.
You just said the correct answer!
I think it would have been better if you had said it.
This is...
...the truth that Yoshida Sensei really said!
The line that he said when he actually took off his pants and said "patch, patch, pants" is...
...the truth, right?
The truth.
It's "jirasuya."
Now, I want you...
...to say...
...the sweet words of "jirasuya."
You have to say the correct answer yourself and show it to your body.
Matsumoto-one, you do it!
I'm so excited!
Is this a mock-up?
Matsumoto-one, you do it!
Rinkan! Comedian Netacho Kenmon!
"Netacho" is the source of laughter where comedians write funny stories.
To capture this "netacho",
the magazine reported and called comedians to come to the studio with "netacho" as their own assets!
In the studio where "Amedal Detection Team" is inspecting...
Here it is!
Good morning!
Well, well, well...
It's correct! It's correct!
Listen to me! Listen to me!
You got hurt, didn't you?
In his 12 years of acting career, Macha Macha...
...is not only good at playing Maja Kong characters...
...but is also good at playing single characters!
That's amazing!
Wow! Wow! You're like Bon Jon!
Bon Jon?
Wow! Wow! You look like Bon Jon!
You look like Bon Jon!
No, no, no...
I don't like girls like you!
Why?!
No, I'm serious! Wait a minute!
Huh?! Isn't this from a long time ago?!
Macha Macha's "Bon Jon" story is different!
The content is...
What is that?!
Huh?!
What is this?! Why are you looking at someone else's story?!
Huh?! It says...
Hanara...kyo...kiki...ippatsu
That's right! That's right!
Show me this!
What?! What is that?!
This is a joke, right?!
What do you mean "show me"?
Show me, show me!
If you don't want me to do it, I'll do it!
That's right!
Hello, everyone! I'm Macha Macha! Nice to meet you!
Macha Macha's "Bon Jon"...
"Hanara...kyo...kiki...ippatsu"!
I'm late because of overtime work today!
I have to go home early or I won't make it to the TV I want to watch!
Ah! It looks a little scary...
It's a dark road...
But I'll make a shortcut from here!
Let's make a shortcut!
Hm? Ah!
Someone! Someone come! Someone come!
Gash gash
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Someone come! "Bari bari"
Kyaaah!
"Bari bari" "Kyaaah!"
Don't move it out of hand!
Dodododododododododododododododododododododo
What?
What did you say in the end?
You have to imitate it!
Dodododododododododododododododo
Dodododododododododododododododododododododododod odododo
Ok.
Sexy banana
Yup,'ll do it!
Why are you making that look?
Please, please.
Hello, I'm Mocha Mocha. Nice to meet you.
Mocha Mocha's fruit content.
Sexy fruit, sexy banana.
I'm a sexy fruit, sexy banana.
Now is the time to eat.
If you stare at me like that, I'll turn brown, so don't look at me like that, please.
Okay? If you stare at me like that, I'll turn brown, so don't look at me like that, please.
Aha! I slipped on the skin I took off earlier and I'm like a soup stock.
I'm a sexy fruit, sexy banana.
Wait a minute!
I just realized, but Dorian is funny.
You guys!
Examination over.
Dorian, who is not funny, was funny.
Buy something like that yourself!
To overcome the weakness of Linkern, which has a low viewing rate for women, the drama club gives a thorough lecture.
Finally, the climax is coming!
That's beautiful.
Do what Matsumoto-san did.
I did it!
I did it too!
You're taking it away?
Are you serious?
Bring it in.
Sit straight in front of me.
Ouch!
Um...
Various layers of customers are running away.
It's really irritating.
Okay!
Is it funny?
With this...
I'm going to grab the feelings and hearts of the girls and send them to Linkern.
And also...
The good-looking guys...
If you're bald while you're talking, you probably don't cheer for them.
What should we do about that?
LINKERN! Comedian Meta Super Examination!
The one who appeared in the studio where Summers examines is...
Sorry.
Here you go.
What?
Here you go.
I'm Tsukibito.
I'm Tsukibito's old man.
I see.
Six years of acting career, Hiroshi Neko.
An entertainer who makes high-tension one-shot jokes.
This time, Tsukibito and entertainer check out old man's jokes.
Do you have a joke book?
That's the worst.
Your joke book is dirty.
But you have a joke book, don't you?
Of course I do. I've been thinking about it.
That one?
No, it's not "that one".
It's not "that one".
An entertainer who makes high-tension one-shot jokes.
What's in it?
Are you thinking about it?
Are you thinking about Japanese tea, green tea and pee tea?
I just wrote it down.
You're an old man, Schumacher.
No, you're wrong.
There's a way of saying it.
An entertainer who makes high-tension one-shot jokes.
Check out whose nipples are these.
What is this?
Whose nipples are these?
No, it's mine.
You're making me laugh.
Okay.
Who is this old man?
I'm Tsukibito.
You're older than Tsukibito.
I'm Jijibuto.
Oh, you're an entertainer.
An entertainer who makes high-tension one-shot jokes.
Check it out!
Nekohiroshi!
Jijibuto!
Show me!
Taishouken!
Show me!
I'm homeless.
What are you doing?
The show continues.
After this, Yoshida, who loves mature women, will talk about women's issues.
There's no doubt that this will get all the female viewers online!
If you're having a hard time, well, if you call me, I'll have your number.
Also, if you've fallen in love with a woman like Yuya Uchida, tell me. I'll tell you.
I'll tell you how to do it.
Also, if you've fallen in love with a woman like Sam Sammi of TRF, tell me.
I know how to do it.
Even now, I've fallen in love with a woman like Carl Smokey of EC32!
The woman I've fallen in love with recently, did I tell you who she looks like?!
Yes.
Darby Shuya!
You've come a long way.
After this, we have an important announcement from Rin Karn!
Are you ready?!
Daikoku-zaka is located in Minato-ku, Motu-Azabu.
This steep hill is also one of those hills you really want to go down.
Good, good.
Announcements from fans!
Tonight's broadcasted "Teacher Sekio's Applause Awaiting Images" and
Popular "What Kind of Song is This?" "Chuck's Voice" and more
Will be streamed after this!
Let's get it right now!
Tell me what you want me to introduce you to.
Huh?
Tell me what you want me to introduce you to.
No.
You...
Well, the end of the story has changed a little.
If you want me to introduce you to a woman, you'd better make a mistake!
Huh?!
I'm in trouble! Tell me! Why am I always losing?!
I don't know what you're going to introduce me to, but...
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In the end, I'm shaking my heart...
Huh?!
What's with you?!
You're terrible.
You're really annoying.