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Kojima Yoshio's Moving Club! Buy it now for one million yen!
Watch it, everyone!
It's because I love you, Lincoln!
The preachers who have been teaching harsh love lessons because of their love for Lincoln.
And tonight...
The sixth preachers!
The entertainers who had a big break last year have come!
But for some reason, this time...
The members are waiting outside of Camp Xav.
Today we have preachers.
No, it's true, but...
I don't like it, I don't like it.
Can we start with this kind of rotation?
We know you're a teacher, but you're always in class, right?
Yes, I am.
I don't know why, but this time, you're coming here.
Oh, really?
It's probably the coldest time of the year.
I want to avoid it.
Hey!
Show me your face!
He's not good for the neighborhood.
You shouldn't talk to him like that.
He's probably today's teacher.
Show me your face!
Who are you showing your face to?
The people in the neighborhood aren't laughing.
Hey! Hey! It's me!
I've been doing this since last year.
Regardless of that,
Kojima Yoshio, who was nominated last year as well,
has come to preach.
But what kind of class will they have outside of Camp Xav?
Alright!
Huh?
There's no other reason for you to gather here today.
You're shaking.
You're shaking all the time.
Today,
we're going to preach!
We're going to destroy you!
What are you doing?
You're destroying us.
You can hit us with whatever you want.
There's something you guys lack.
Don't look at Dantan.
Shut up!
Have you ever asked us for anything?
Look around you.
I'm telling you guys that there's something you Lincoln team lacks!
That is...
teamwork!
Teamwork?
There's no teamwork at all!
Is that so?
You haven't done it in three years.
Today,
in order to build up this teamwork,
I'm going to need you to help me move!
Move?
I'm going to move!
In 2007,
Kojima Yoshio, who had a big break,
is finally moving to a new house above Wanran.
There,
he's going to help the Lincoln team members who don't have enough teamwork
and build up their teamwork, but...
I'll leave that to the moving company.
We're all seniors.
It's fine. I'll do it alone.
You can do it!
Chase me!
I don't know why you're chasing me.
Don't say things like that!
It's a hindrance!
You!
Take me with you!
What are you doing?
The bike is fine.
The bike is locked up.
It's locked up.
I'm sorry.
Tonight, it's teacher Sekio's night shift!
Teacher Kojima's "moving special"!
First, they head to the apartment where the teacher currently lives.
Teacher! Teacher!
Teacher, are you okay?
Teacher, regarding "moving"...
Is there anyone who's dragging their feet?
Teacher...
Can you work?
Are you okay?
Teacher!
You're so mean!
You're just a partner.
Even if you're mean, it's over!
You're not a grown-up!
You're eating from the cold temperature!
You're so mean!
You! Really...
He's here.
Don't cause trouble only for the neighbors.
What did you say?
Don't cause trouble only for the neighbors.
It's hot!
It's cold!
They head to teacher Kojima's apartment, keeping their voices down.
What kind of room does he live in?
Alright, come in!
This is big.
Why is it so big?
It's pretty well organized.
It's a pretty nice apartment.
It's an apartment.
There's almost nothing here.
Most of it is...
It's tidied up.
Most of it is tidied up.
It's good. It's done.
What is this?
What is this mess?
Your seniors come in and out of your apartment every day.
You're going to clean up after them, right?
Tying up the entire place.
Excuse me!
Sign here!
What?
It's already been a year!
A year already?!
It's been a year!
It's been changed already.
It might make something worth it.
It's big! It's big!
It suddenly becomes worth it.
This next person is...
It's a good thing to be an entertainer.
This is amazing.
This is a good thing.
This is precious.
We have everything we need.
We don't need anything else.
We don't need it.
You are crazy.
You are crazy. You are crazy.
You are crazy.
OK, I'll have you carry this cardboard.
Is it really real?
Yes, it is real.
What happened to the rest of it?
The rest of it was sold in other programs.
He is about to carry out the packed cardboard.
They are crazy.
What is this?
Don't say it.
What did you drop?
Did you drop it?
This is it.
This is the most packed one.
This is crazy.
Hey!
You are crazy.
Did you drop it?
Hey!
I'll show you how crazy I am.
After a long break,
Matsumoto finally carries out the packed cardboard.
It is real.
Hey!
Matsumoto is carrying out all the packed one.
You are crazy.
Hey!
You are crazy.
He is crazy.
No, no, no. I didn't move to the second floor.
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm going up one rank.
It's not up there.
You don't have to say it like that.
I don't have enough explanation.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're going to a completely different place, right?
A completely different place.
You didn't say it properly.
What are you talking about?
You didn't say it properly.
At that moment...
Out of the cardboard box...
Ootake discovers something!
There's a letter in there, isn't there?
Hey you!
This is bad!
Put it down! Put it down!
Put it down!
She's Goto's mother!
That's right!
What are you doing?
Isn't she Reimi and Gin's mother?
This is no touch!
What are you doing?
Tonight...
Kojima buys home appliances for a million yen!
And...
The entertainer's heart breaks!
Give it back!
There's a shocking sight that makes you doubt your eyes!
Alright!
It took me a little too long, but...
For now...
I'm taking you home.
We're moving.
To the next house.
We're moving to Shinkoshitake.
But...
Um...
I'll buy it, but...
Huh?
What?
I'll buy it, but...
From now on...
I'll buy furniture and stuff.
Oh, I see!
If you don't buy it, I'll buy it, but...
Wow, that's amazing!
What's this?
It's really gold.
It's amazing!
For this million yen...
A million yen?
I'll buy furniture and stuff.
Really?
I'm serious about this.
If you don't buy this, I won't buy anything.
You'll buy all the furniture?
I'll buy all the furniture!
So...
Um...
Mimura!
Yes?
Ude-chan!
Yes?
Samura!
I want you three...
I'm really excited.
...to buy me a sofa.
Oh!
I've decided!
You chose a sofa?
Oh, that's good!
Wow!
That's a good choice!
This is furniture!
Otsuka furniture!
That's a good one!
It's a good one, so...
Is this the color you want?
That's the color!
The money...
You can do drycleaning.
Oh, thank you!
Samura!
What's wrong with you?
It's red when it's cold!
Amada, Mimura, and Udo will buy me a sofa...
and we'll meet up at their new house.
There...
There's a chance you'll miss it.
Yes.
Um...
I'll send you a message...
Yes.
And then...
On the other hand...
Hamata and the others will use it.
That's ridiculous!
On the other hand...
That's fine!
That's your responsibility!
No, that's...
You can't leave that up to the staff!
No, if there's something good about it...
we'll use it...
on the other hand.
What?
On the other hand?
Amada!
Yes?
You...
Me?
Make me dinner!
Wow!
You're the best!
One step at a time!
One step after that!
One step at a time...
I won't use it.
I'll die!
The photographer...
Isn't this a video?
It's too early for a video!
Amada will buy food for the moving party...
and leave without a video!
The rest of you...
Yes?
With the rest of the money...
There's a lot!
We'll go buy electronics with a big camera!
Wow!
I see!
By the way, what will you buy with a big camera?
TV and so on. You're going to watch TV from now on, aren't you?
That's right. I'll watch it next year or so.
Idiot!
What's that?
Idiot! Idiot!
So, as Mr. Kojima instructed, we'll go to buy electronics, sofas, and ingredients in three parts.
However, after this...
An emergency situation in which the locomotive cannot continue in one member's body will erupt!
And in the locomotive bus led by Mr. Kojima, we'll talk about the new house!
Mr. Kojima, what will happen to the window in front of you when you go there?
I see.
Yasako...
That's a good question.
Mr. Kojima, please stop him.
It's about the same as Mr. Kojima's question.
I'll give you 20,000 yen.
Wow!
That's a lot of money!
By the way, how about your rent?
I rented a house for 60,000 yen.
But...
I'll give you 230,000 yen.
Wow!
That's a lot of money!
It's three or four times more than that!
Four times!
I know.
That's how calculated it is.
It's called "oppappi gozen".
Gozen?
It's got to be a Gozen.
That's a lot of money!
Five points!
Meanwhile, Hamada, Mimura, and Udo...
I'd like to go somewhere like this!
Somewhere like an onsen!
That's a lot of money!
I'm the only one who's done it!
I can't afford a bike!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!
And...
Who's left alone?
Thank you very much!
In the car heading for the big camera, Mr. Kojima's conversation about the future is...
This year, I'm going to push Shigeru.
Oh, really?
That's a good idea.
Shigeru.
I should do it.
Do you have it?
I have it!
Really?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter because it's old.
Okay, let's go!
Let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Rasta, rasta, come on, come on, come on, rasta, rasta!
It's similar.
Is the big camera still on?
Wait.
I guess you're right.
This is something that you'll feel for a long time when you can't feel it.
Until when?
Meanwhile, what about Amada and his friends heading to the furniture store?
Forget about the sofa and relax mode!
Meanwhile, six people led by Kojima sensei have finally arrived at the big camera!
Let's go!
First of all, they head to the TV to choose the best one.
This is amazing!
Kojima sensei fell in love with the 3D TV without realizing it and...
...for some reason, he put away the satsu-taba out of excitement.
Matsumoto discovered it!
This is good, but let's look at some more!
Let's look at a lot of them and choose from them!
This is beautiful!
What's wrong?
I don't have money!
Where did you put it?
Why did you put it in a place like this?
Did you put it away?
This is a big problem!
Did you put it away?
Why did you put it away?
800,000 yen!
Are you serious?
Didn't you see 800,000 yen?
Why did you put it away?
Close your eyes!
It's you guys!
You took it!
That's terrible!
That's a problem!
Sensei, that's a problem!
No one will follow you!
It's a trust problem!
It's because you guys believe in it...
...that the criminal is in here!
Close your eyes...
...and quietly look behind you!
Matsumoto!
Sensei, what's wrong?
Look at this!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop it, you rich booger!
Meanwhile, Hamada and the others finally set off to buy a sofa.
Hey, Mimura, is your knee really bad?
No, it's just that the outer part of my leg has been hurting a lot since yesterday.
Really?!
It's gotten worse than climbing stairs.
I think I should go to the hospital.
Are you okay?
Really?!
Yeah.
It's expensive food.
It's good.
Yeah.
It's not udon. Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. My blood sugar level has dropped.
It's 7%.
7%?!
Yeah, it's expensive.
It's not funny at all.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
I'm just eating it.
Wow!
It's not funny at all.
Don't say that!
And with the big camera, they finally started choosing TVs.
Kojima-sensei was worried about the size.
Even if it's 50, it's still 330,000 yen.
You'll want a bigger one later.
What's the size of your house?
My house? It's about 42 square meters.
It's about this size.
Your house is bigger than my house.
You'll be at my level.
This is it!
Should we go?
Let's go!
Shouldn't we go?
Should we go?
Should we go in?
Miyamoto-kun's house?
My house is 50 square meters.
50 square meters?
Yeah.
My house is also 50 square meters.
Matsumoto-kun's house is 50 square meters?
My house is 50 square meters.
Should we line up?
Should we line up with Matsumoto-kun?!
Let's line up!
My house is Panasonic!
Oh, it's the same!
Okay!
I bought it!
Really?!
9...
What was the room number again?
The room number was 9.7.
It might be okay.
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
However, after this,
Kojima-sensei's 50-inch plasma TV
went out of business in his new house!
I'm going to sell this!
Since then,
he's been buying DVD recorders, vacuum cleaners, and rice cookers,
and other household appliances!
And now popular drum washing machines!
This is also quite expensive, but...
What's the most popular one?
The most popular one is this one.
It's in first place, isn't it?
It is.
Then I'm going to buy this!
Wait!
Why?!
Are you okay with that?!
Do you know how wide it is?
Are you looking it up properly?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not wide enough for drum washing, is it?
No, that's not...
Oh, it fits!
It fits?
You really don't know, do you?
It fits.
It fits. It fits.
It fits, Pia.
It fits, Pia. Drum, Pia.
Pia, Pia. Drum, Pia.
Drum, Pia.
Meanwhile, an emergency occurs in Hamada-han, who should have gone to buy a sofa.
Mimura's leg pain doesn't go away and he urgently goes to the hospital.
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Meanwhile, an emergency occurs in Hamada-han, who should have gone to buy a sofa.
Mimura's leg pain doesn't go away and he urgently goes to the hospital.
What will happen to these three old comedians who are over 40 years old?
Hamada and Udo who saw this scene are...
Hamada-san...
What's wrong with you?
I'd like to apologize.
I'm sorry.
There's nothing wrong with the bone, but it's fixed like this and it's better not to move it much.
I think you should quit driving for a while.
Hamada-san...
Somehow, they got permission to continue filming, but...
I'm sorry.
It's for pain control, right?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Meanwhile, Amano had plenty of time and went to Don Quijote.
He was eating party goods.
These goods caused a panic in his new house.
On the other hand, there was a change in Kojima- sensei's sense of donation on the big camera.
Matsumoto found something on his way to the cash register.
Should I buy it?
It's cool.
It's cool just to put it there.
159,800 yen?
Yes.
It's the best one, isn't it?
The best one? What is it?
It's the best one I've ever heard of.
It's all the best ones.
What is the best one?
I should definitely buy it.
And here is, of course, not just a baseball player's wife, but also the world's largest shareholder, Italian famous espresso maker.
I don't drink espresso. Not even once.
I don't put it in my room. I can put it in front of my house.
You put it in front of your house?
Like a Caesar.
I want to use it anyway. I want to drink it anyway.
However, because his seniors recommended espresso so much...
Okay, espresso.
Are you buying espresso?
On the contrary, it's the best.
Say it. Say it.
Okay, I'll say it. As an entertainer.
Stop watching DVDs.
Stop watching DVDs. It's the best.
Stop watching Blu-ray.
Stop watching Blu-ray. It's the best.
Okay, Mr. Tei, that's all.
That's all.
TV, washing machine, rice cooker, vacuum cleaner, and website.
That's all.
So, Mr. Kojima bought up 780,000 yen in total.
We're here.
At that time, Hamada arrived at his house while covering Mimura's feet.
He's looking for a sofa for Mr. Kojima.
I want this sofa.
This sofa?
Then, I'll show you my sofa.
Thank you very much.
Is this it?
This sofa.
He wanted to buy this cloth.
But...
It might be good.
If you're alone.
It's luxurious.
It's comfortable to sit.
He chose it well.
How much is it?
It's 57,500 yen.
He asked me to buy it.
11,000 yen.
14,000 yen.
15,000 yen.
It's only 14,000 yen.
What?
It's strange.
What?
Why is it decreasing?
Didn't you go to a coffee shop?
No, I didn't.
Did you go out?
Yes, I did.
Is this enough for you?
No.
No?
What's wrong with you?
And...
Mr. Kojima and his friends finally arrived at their new house.
What is this house with 230,000 yen of rent and 2 LDs?
This is...
This is my house.
It's my house.
It's good.
It's a good house.
I have a wife and family now.
Finally, Mr. Kojima's new house will be unveiled.
It looks good.
It's really good.
Come in.
It's a good house.
It's like a brick house.
Look at the floor.
It's like a brick house.
It's good.
It's like a brick house.
Underneath!
There's a container underneath.
Look! Look!
Look at this concrete.
You're pretty good.
This is amazing.
Freezer!
There's a lot of rooms.
Don't go all in!
You're so stupid.
This is amazing.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm still doing it.
After checking their mood, they go to the next room.
Watch out!
I just learned how to poop.
Poop in the toilet.
What does it mean to drink in the room?
There is a toilet.
What does it mean?
This is a 2LDK with a rent of 230,000 yen.
In addition to the living room, there are two rooms.
There is plenty of space around the kitchen.
I pray from my heart that Mr. Kojima will live in this dreamlike room for as long as possible.
Where is Mr. C?
Mr. C is here.
Do you sleep in the living room?
No.
I sleep in the living room.
Why?
I put a TV and a sofa in the living room.
Is it the same as one room?
It's more comfortable.
Then you don't need it.
This is a manga cafe in the training room.
So I really needed a toilet.
What about food?
He is pooping.
There was a mistake.
It was dangerous.
I didn't notice it.
It was dangerous.
He brought home appliances and luggage.
The TV is here.
The TV is there.
Let's go to the TV.
There is a swimming pool.
It's nice.
It's a vertical bar.
It's a nice place.
Watching TV like this makes me tired. Maybe I should work out.
You can't go to the training room!
First of all, they have to assemble the TV stand.
Do you want me to put it on top of this?
Think about it.
Okay, put that there.
Huh? Someone's at the door.
Someone's at the door.
Amano-chi!
Here, Amano, who had gone to buy ingredients, arrives!
Okay.
It's not attached.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
It's attached.
Wow, it's huge!
50 inches?!
50 inches.
Wow!
I'm sorry, but I bought it.
You just dropped something bad.
You dropped something hard and something hard.
He checks the ingredients he bought.
It's different, but it's weird.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
This isn't a food store!
It's Kobashiraoki!
Ah, I dropped it!
What's this?
You just dropped it! What is it?
It's not Kobashiraoki!
Come on, eat it. I'm begging you.
I'm going to make it.
What kind of food will the restaurant manager prepare for them?!
Is it coming?
It's coming!
It's coming, right?
It's coming this way.
Okay.
Turn it.
Raise it.
Raise it like this.
It's coming down.
Wait.
Is it hallucination?
There are four eggs.
What are you doing?
There are four eggs.
What are you doing?
If you complain about it,
I'll cut your hands.
What is it?
It's not a katsuo-bushi.
There is a strange electricity
in the screw.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it.
The electricity is buried in the screw hole,
but the TV is installed.
Moreover,
the latest drum washing machine
which costs 230,000 yen
is put in the living room for some reason.
Who is it?
It's coming.
However,
everyone is panicking.
Bring it! Bring it here!
What are you doing?
It looks like New Year.
New Year's Day is coming.
GUS-TAN NO MODO WA NEKU DAZU
The sound of a street market.
I'm a salaryman who came out of a restaurant.
I look back at the direction I'm not going and go home.
Thank you very much.
Go ahead.
It's snowing in a mountain hut.
It's already blowing outside.
I'll imitate the wind blowing when I open the window.
Look, it's blowing outside.
GUS-TAN NO MODO WA NEKU DAZU
A long time ago, I did a star prank multi-report.
When I did an explosion illusion, I was supposed to come out.
But I couldn't open the cage.
I'll do it again.
I can't open it!
OKONOMIYAKI
As I thought, Kansai people have a lot of children's culture, don't they?
And each person has a completely different way of making it, don't they?
♪ Put in a fried egg, put in a cutlet, and bake the pork for a while ♪
♪ It's really good, this MIRACLE ♪
Thank you very much.
Hamada and his friends, who had gone to buy a sofa, have finally arrived.
Hey, can you help me with this?
What?
The sofa.
It's big.
Ah, the sofa!
I forgot about it.
It's big!
Look at this picture!
Wow, it's huge!
Can you fit it in here?
No, it's not possible.
Hold it down, hold it down.
Teamwork, teamwork!
Can you fit it in?
We can do it, we can do it!
Go, go, go!
It's in!
Go, go!
It's in!
Back, back.
Shouldn't we stand up?
Can't we stand up?
Lower it a little, lower it a little.
Lower it a little.
It's in!
Slowly, slowly.
Don't pinch it.
Can you do it?
We can only do it like this.
Can you do it?
It's in!
Miyata, are you okay?
It's in!
What are you doing?
At this timing...
Don't get in my way!
Why are you getting in my way?
Hey, washing machine!
Do it behind me!
You guys put it there.
Washing machine!
Do it behind me!
Washing machine!
You should be hearing it.
Wash it!
Wash the washing machine!
Wash it!
Wipe it cleanly.
Make sure it's clean.
It's dirty, so make it neat and clean.
It's not like you!
After this, they managed to put the sofa in the living room.
Why is this in the middle?
Why is it here?
You're supposed to put it in there, right?
I know, I know.
Who put it in there in the first place?
Kojima did.
You bastard.
Take it! Take it over here and bring it over here!
And another disaster was waiting for Mr. Kojima, who had been scolded by Hamada.
You're supposed to put it in there, right?
Kojima, you should go over there and do it.
No, this is amazing.
Don't be angry! Don't be angry!
Oh, I see. You're supposed to put it in there, right?
That's 230,000 yen.
This?
240,000 yen.
That's amazing.
Really?
One, two...
I won! I won!
No, you can't do it.
You're the worst.
You're really in there, aren't you?
You're the worst.
You're the worst. You're really the worst.
You're the worst.
I'm telling you the truth.
Is this a penalty?
Everyone, when you buy a washing machine, don't forget to check the size of the room.
And finally, Mr. Kojima decided the position of the sofa, but...
Did you get it?
What kind of thing is it?
It's disgusting.
I'm tired of it.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
Give me a little time.
What?
What's wrong?
Kojima, what's wrong?
It's not this.
What?
It's not this.
It fits in the room.
It's not what I asked for.
Hello.
It's completely different.
It's different.
The picture is like this, but the rhythm is like this.
It's a little like this.
It's not so different from the picture now.
There's a gap.
Actually, the three of them went to buy a sofa for Mr. Kojima, but...
They didn't have enough money at the Mimura tollgate.
This is good, too.
Kawayashi.
It's leather.
They bought a completely different sofa.
This is good, too.
I'm sure it fits in the room.
It fits in the room.
It's possible that it can be converted.
It has nothing to do with it.
Don't use it casually.
This is...
After this, Mr. Kojima saw a shocking sight.
It looks like New Year's Day.
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Gussan no mozomare kukazu
Cicada
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Udo suzuki
Udo suzuki says hello to many young entertainers in Hinadan.
Udo suzuki is coming in.
Udo suzuki says hello to many young entertainers in Hinadan.
summers
This is funny.
This is good, isn't it?
Should I say it?
Are you kidding me?
Hollywood movie
This is a common one-scene series in Hollywood movies.
Drunk couple on a bridge
This is funny.
This is funny, isn't it?
Mike?
Help me, Sherry!
Gussan!
For a while, Yamaguchi is not seen.
Why did you come in first?
Don't come in before me!
It's like "Let's stay in the countryside"!
I wanted to lose weight.
I wanted to be the first one.
While they were packing up, Amano's dish was finally completed!
This looks delicious!
What's more...
Amano is amazing!
Tempura soba, which they made in no time!
How will it taste like?
Thank you for your hard work! Let's keep working hard as a team!
Cheers!
It's fast.
It's delicious.
I'm happy that you like it.
It's perfect.
It's delicious!
Shrimp and beer don't go well together.
Let's wrap it up.
Lastly...
Psycho!
Finally, we have Psycho!
We also have Kojima-sensei's latest information!
Yeah!
Let's celebrate the New Year!
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Let's go!
Oh, it came out!
The last one!
Oh, that's right.
It came out of two mouths.
How much was it?
It was 100,000 yen.
Are you serious?
What is it?
Let's make it all white in the end!
Shake it like this.
How does it taste?
It's hot.
Stop it!
Let's leave it here.
Congratulations!
Good work!
See you!
Wait a minute!
See you!
Clean up later!
See you!
Hey!
Teamwork!
Someone is in trouble!
It's annoying to clean up.
A few days later...
When I visited Kojima's new house...
It's comfortable!