AISubs v3.5
The host club is in full swing!
The actresses are here!
The idols are crying!
Tonight at ten o'clock!
Tonight, the beautiful girls will be abandoned by the beasts!
The comedians who have a bit of a sad face
will shake off the actresses they admire in their dramas!
Shake it! Shake it!
Shake it all off!
Who is male guide number one comedian?!
Host club! Host club! Host club!
The so-called "first class" hosts say they can easily knock down any woman.
The only place where such ultimate manliness is suitable is...
Host club Lincarn!
This new project features Lincarn for the first time in a tutorial clock!
Now, the most active man will be attacked by Lincarn's propaganda!
Now, let's take a look at that part!
Nice to meet you.
I'll go first. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Come forward!
Four! Three! Two! One!
Even though the performance has begun, the regular members haven't come out.
And the next moment...
Wait a minute!
Tokui freezes over sudden events.
Wait a minute!
Due to bad staff guidance mistakes, there is bad tension throughout the studio.
For Tokui who made his first appearance, the recording is resumed in the worst atmosphere.
All right!
Welcome!
I'm sorry for making you nervous!
No, no, no!
I'm sorry!
I'm a little nervous.
It's okay!
That's how it is!
It's not bad!
Hello, everyone!
What did you say?
What are you talking about?
Welcome!
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
It's my first time in a video!
Because it's your first appearance and you're so nervous!
That's right!
Because you look like you're about to cry!
What's wrong with you?
Are you going to cry or not?!
I don't think you're asking for it!
Is it that bad?!
We're about to cry too!
Everyone!
Welcome!
To "Host Lincoln"!
Wait!
Did you get the name wrong?
What is it?
Isn't it "Host Club Lincoln"?
That's right!
Huh?
Hey, hey, hey!
Then...
Let's start over from "about to cry"!
Hey!
Don't cry!
You're making a slight impression!
Don't cry!
Because of their extreme nervousness, they're nervous about turning around.
They're going to reconsider and move on to introducing the main hosts.
However...
Are you going to do it, Chief?
Understood.
Then let's introduce our popular hosts.
What?
Lincoln!
Wait a minute!
Lincoln!
You're wearing a raincoat!
Raincoat!
You're wearing a raincoat!
The raincoat you're wearing is...
Please forgive me.
You're wearing a raincoat!
Please forgive me!
It's only the first time, so cry!
I'm not stopping until you cry!
The raincoat is for the last time!
Please take care of the raincoat next time.
Then let me introduce you.
It's "Samba Glass" from "Host Club Lincoln"!
Please come in!
Samba glass...
Host Club Lincoln
It's terrible!
What is it?
It's terrible!
It's especially terrible for you!
You're not a Japanese host anymore!
Is this samba glass?
It's samba glass!
It's terrible!
You're wearing it a lot!
Oh, you're right!
It's terrible!
You're sitting down and eating...
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
You're sitting down and eating...
I'm sorry for saying such a big thing.
I'm sorry.
Let's continue with this job.
They have a sad look on their faces as if they are about to retire.
What will they do tonight?
These three will shake and shake and shake women today.
Is this a play?
Of course, this is a play.
I see.
However, it is important for women.
They will do that and then make ad lib.
Then, they will shake girls.
Please choose who is the most masculine.
In today's program, three hosts will compete for how masculine they are in ad-libs.
If you have any questions for these three hosts, you can ask them now.
You can ask questions like your own appeal.
I see.
First of all, their hearts.
It's important for hosts to entertain guests from the bottom of their hearts.
I think these three hosts are the most masculine.
Actually...
They look like bikini men.
What have you received so far?
Bicycle.
Jaguar's bicycle.
Well...
I'm not good at this kind of thing.
Time's up!
First of all, Hoshia.
Yes.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
I'm confident in my usual self.
That was close.
Yes.
Can I say it now?
No, you can't say it now.
Okay, let's watch the video.
Okay.
Let's watch it.
Hoshian is a self-proclaimed "entertainer no. 1" who can easily change girls with his sense of cars.
This time, Hoshian was given a way of selling when his female friends who had just met him asked for an ad- lib.
Hoshian's masculine way of selling is...
Then I'll have hot chocolate with syrup.
No way.
Why not?
Only girls like it.
Really? But it must be good with chocolate and syrup.
No, no, no.
It must be good.
I'll have dee ta morning.
Okay.
I feel calm when you do like this.
Really?
I feel calm.
Here you are.
What's this?
I'm sorry, Saki.
It's okay.
I want to drink it.
It's okay. Drink it.
Chocolate and syrup, you're late.
Right?
Are you going to get cacao?
Well...
What's up?
No.
What's up?
Listen to me.
I...
Well...
I like you.
You like me?
No, I mean...
Well...
I thought I'd like to go out with you.
What are you talking about?
Huh?
Why do you say that right away?
Why? Because you like me.
There are a lot of people you like.
No, "like" and "love" are different, right?
I like "love" more.
Because I like you.
What is "love"?
I see.
That's disgusting.
Why do you say that?
Well...
I think people like you should have someone like me.
Why are you laughing?
What is that?
What are you looking at me like that?
What is that?
That's enough.
Why do you say that right away?
What is "love"?
Do you want to be with me?
Of course I do.
I want to be with you more.
What? Was she like that?
Did she say "let's go out" just because we had sex once?
I should have gone out with a lot of people.
You should have gone out with a lot of people.
What is our relationship like?
It's not like we're dating, but we're hugging each other, right?
It's like that, right?
Then...
Is it like...
It's not like that.
It's like "sex friend", right?
It's like that, right?
Is "sex friend" okay?
I don't like "friend".
I like "sex".
I don't like "friend".
It's not like...
We're friends, right?
It's not like we're hugging each other just because we had sex once.
Then why did you hug me?
Because it felt good.
(Laughter)
What the hell is this?
I felt it.
I don't know.
What the hell is this?
This is the worst.
What the hell is this?
It doesn't look cool at all.
You're red.
What?
You.
What do you think of me?
You're red.
(Applause)
Masato.
You're the last one.
Masato.
You've become a bad guy.
That's right.
How did you catch me?
Miyajima.
You made me mad.
It's like you were talking to your manager after the show.
(Laughter)
By the way.
I have a message for you.
Look at this.
Why do I have to be told such a thing?
What does it mean?
Is it okay like this?
See, it's not left.
Because you were hated...
It's cool.
It was cool.
It's cool.
Your face was cool, too, uncle's face.
It was just ugly.
Wasn't it Newton and Turtles?
Your face was cool, too, uncle's face.
It's like an anime.
Then, next...
Fukuda-san.
Yes.
How confident are you?
Well, I think I'm doing a swing that everyone admires.
I see.
I think so, too.
I see.
You're kind of fluffy.
Tutorial Fukuda
An adult who knows all about women's hearts.
Tutorial Fukuda
In private life, it's said that you're 100 times more manly than your partner.
But is it really?
This time, Fukuda was given a setting...
From an elderly woman who has been dating for five years...
To a swing at the time of their marriage.
I see.
What is Fukuda's manly swing like?
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
Hey, Mitsu-chan.
Huh?
You know...
We started dating five years ago, right?
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
I think we were about 27 years old.
That's right.
Oh, that's right.
There's something I want you to look at.
What is it?
Wedding piano!
What should we do?
Should we go to church?
But recently...
Shrine is also popular, isn't it?
I want...
to get married.
You do?
The answer is "no".
I won't get married.
You're always like this, aren't you?
You're always like this.
You're always making fun of me like this.
I'm not making fun of you.
But if you keep telling me to get married...
It's a little...
To be honest, it's hard.
To be with you.
I'm sorry.
I've never thought of you like that.
To be honest, it's hard for me now.
I feel like you've been telling me to get married for a long time.
What do you want to say?
Oh, yeah.
Won't you break up with me?
No.
I don't want to.
Please.
No, I can't do it anymore.
I'll do anything for you.
No, I can't do it anymore.
This is hard.
Maybe next year.
No, I can't do it anymore.
What we're thinking is different.
It's different, but...
I'll do it for you, so please don't throw it away.
This is hard.
I can't do it anymore.
What is it?
I wanted to marry you so much.
I think so.
What is it?
I think we can't do it anymore.
I think we should break up today.
We shouldn't break up.
That's right.
We shouldn't break up.
That's right.
You shouldn't do it.
We're talking calmly like adults.
We're adults.
Really?
We're adults.
You did it, didn't you?
I couldn't do it.
You shouldn't do it.
But we should break up.
Yes, today.
I told you not to do it.
I told you it's different.
What is it?
I'm begging you.
I don't care.
I'll give you this.
I don't need it.
Goodbye.
What are you going to do?
Say "I love you" one more time.
Say it!
That's the most important thing.
If you say it like that, it's not cool at all.
Yeah, you're right.
I wanted you to see a man who cuts a woman who clings to him.
What?
What are you talking about?
It's not a fight.
It's not like that.
I heard it was a tutorial, so I took it.
No way.
Right?
Kudo-san, is there anything you want to say?
Well...
I won't let you call me that again.
What's wrong with you?
You look like you're about to cry.
Shall we move on?
Are you okay with this man?
Before I say "what?" again...
You look like you're about to cry.
What's wrong with you?
It's not like you're about to cry.
It's not like that.
You look like you're about to cry.
Before that, let's watch this video.
What?
Before that?
"Manager Liar Game" was broadcasted the other day.
In this project, comedians prank managers...
I wanted you to date me...
...as a prerequisite for marriage.
...by asking their manager for a proposal.
However, the result was...
I'm sorry.
No, I'm not.
She was really dumped by her manager.
It was terrible.
I had an image that I would be dumped after this VTR.
You were dumped.
This time, I proved that I wasn't dumped.
Normally, Himura has this kind of face.
But, he has two different faces.
That's right.
He is kind and has a lot of female friends.
That's right.
He doesn't look like it.
I don't know about that.
But, his face is perfect.
As for his face, I don't like it.
I don't like it, but...
This time, I like it.
You don't like it anymore.
(His face is perfect.)
A burning desire for fire.
Himura of BANANA BUN.
He is manly and passionately hits a woman.
I'm sorry, Himura. Did you wait for me?
Yes.
Oh, I forgot this.
(His face is perfect.)
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
A doll of a car collision experiment.
(His face is perfect.)
Tetsurou Degawa, who is full of confusion.
Well, for now, I'll get along with her.
Udo-chan, you have fun with her.
Matsu-chan, you can get along with her.
She's totally fine, so it's totally OK.
Well then, check time!
Reaction when you are suddenly wiped out.
Let's go. It's a really good shop.
Looks delicious.
Anime
From anime "Captain Tsubasa"...
Reaction when you are shot by Tiger Shot.
Goalkeeper Morisaki.
Goal!
Yachterman's Boyacky.
Reaction when you are shot by Tiger Shot.
Goal!
Let's watch it.
In passionate love, Banana Man Himura.
In front of men and passionately hitting girls.
The setting given to Himura this time is...
Himura's first girlfriend, an underage girl.
How to hit girls who are vulnerable to injury in front of men?
Sorry, Himura. Did you wait for me?
Oh, I forgot this at home.
Oh, thank you.
Good job.
By the way, listen to me.
Today, we played taiko at school.
What do you think we played?
Taiko?
It's cold.
How about track and field?
No, we played basketball.
We scored three points.
It's amazing.
Isn't it amazing?
Isn't it cute?
Well...
Let's eat and talk.
Well...
I want you to ask me something.
What is it?
What is it? I'll ask you.
Should we break up?
What do you think?
What?
Can we break up?
Why?
Well...
I don't have a definite answer.
I don't think it's a good thing to go on like this.
You have a lot of good things.
I don't think so.
As an entertainer in the future, you will be an amazing person.
That's your goal, isn't it?
I don't think it's good for you to have someone like me next to you.
I don't think it's bad.
Why do you think so?
If you say so, I don't want to be an idol anymore.
Idiot!
I'm your father.
What are you doing?
There are tens of thousands of people who want to see you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
There are tens of thousands of people who want to see you.
You're the only one.
It doesn't matter.
Let's talk about this.
I'm done with you.
I'm done with you today.
Don't cry.
It's not good for you to cry.
Don't cry.
It's not good for you to cry.
Don't cry.
It's not good for you to cry.
I told you not to cry!
Don't panic.
You shouldn't panic.
Why don't you want to break up?
I don't want to break up!
Make it big!
I said I'd love you for the rest of my life.
Why do you want to break up?
Do you have someone else you like?
It's not like that.
I like you.
But...
If I say it like this, I like you too much.
I may say it too much, but...
I may end up killing you.
Don't kill me too much.
Don't kill me.
I don't think this is the right answer.
I don't think it's wrong for me to say it all of a sudden...
But I think that's what will happen.
Then...
Please...
Make a kiss for me at the end.
What's going to happen?
Do I have to blow it?
What's going to happen?
What do you want me to do?
She blew it out of her mouth.
That's not good.
So...
You know what?
You can't stop now, can you?
What's wrong with you?
No, I can't live anymore.
What's going on?
If we break up, I'll die.
This is the worst.
I'll die.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I'm serious.
Are you serious about dying?
Yeah.
You're...
You're out.
I'm sorry.
Do you want me to die?
You're the worst.
Yeah, you're right.
Oh, no.
You blew it out of her mouth.
No, I can't stop now.
What's wrong with you?
Don't come any closer!
Akina was really good.
When Akina did that cute gesture for the first time, I was really surprised.
She was really cute.
Thank you.
I was scared.
I was really scared.
What I was scared of...
Was it my face?
No, it wasn't.
Can I be honest with you?
My face?
No, it wasn't.
Your face...
Looks like the pot holder I have at home.
Three hosts with beautiful faces.
Who will become the number one host of "Manly Man"?
We would like you to raise your hand if you think you are the number one host of "Manly Man".
Please raise your hand!
Happy New Year!
Well then, please go ahead!
Who will become the number one host?
Everyone together!
Mr. Hosshan, please!
Everyone together!
It's in there!
Well then, Mr. Hosshan, who won brilliantly,
a little champagne for you.
So that's how it is!
I'll never do it again!
After the recording, the costumers apologize.
We'll see what they're like later!
Mr. Hosshan, please!
He's a salaryman who takes what's forgotten.
Well then, please go ahead!
Please, please, please!
Please, please!
A little expensive Chinese restaurant
with tables separated from each other.
It's like a sick note.
It says "probably"
the face of someone
who thinks he's a true master.
Mr. Osugi and Ms. Pico's movie introduction commercial!
- I'm Osugi! - I'm Ms. Pico!
This summer, my best movie has arrived!
For the last 30 seconds, my tears blurred the screen!
I love it! I must watch it!
"The Pioneer of the Battlefield"!
Terminator 2's...
Schwarzenegger's...
Enemy of...
...that guy.
Enemy of...
that guy.
Today's commentator
In modern Japan, there are many questions without answers.
If we leave it as it is, the nation's collapse will not be avoided.
In 2008, these men will reform Japan.
Now, let me introduce tonight's commentator.
Mr. Tomomichi Yamaguchi, who is Linkern's number one entertainer with high sensitivity who asks people's questions correctly.
Mr. Hiroyuki Amano, who has high ratings for his calculating ability in both fields and in the entertainment world.
Mr. Suzuki Udo, a pioneer of comedy world who solves any difficult questions with his wild intuition.
Mr. Kotohara Kouru, a king of ordinary people with extraordinary sensitivity.
Mr. Hiroyuki Miyasako, a young man with a laughable voice who is recently familiar with various circumstances.
Mr. Kazuki Ohtake, a school computer who can't measure answers with common sense.
Masakazu Mimura, a Kanto entertainer who is No. 1 in Tsukkomi and has a rich vocabulary that leads you to the correct answers.
Hitoshi Matsumoto, a genius born of Amagasaki who can't say anything wrong.
Hamada Masatoshi, who is now the closest entertainer to Nagata-cho and can solve all kinds of questions with just a little tapping.
Masakazu Mimura, a genius born of Amagasaki who can't say anything wrong.
That story is a lie! It's a fake story!
Everyone, today we have a topic called "questions of the world".
Let's decide something that everyone can agree with.
Each team will present answers that they think are correct to a given topic.
The debate will decide which answer everyone agrees with the most.
Let's start with the first topic!
Delicious food that starts with 'ma'
Is there anything delicious in 'ma'?
If you can't say "ah, that's it" you might be divided.
There's no delicious food that starts with 'ma'.
What are you saying?
Udo-chan was fast.
It's this. Mango.
It's delicious, but I can't buy it.
What does it taste like?
It's not as bad as an apple, right?
It's delicious.
There's no fruit that starts with 'ma', right?
There's none for me, either.
It's mapo tofu.
It's the same for me.
It's mapo tofu.
It's eggplant.
It's mapo tofu.
I ate it four years ago!
I ate it a lot.
Is it true?
I think it's an adult's opinion.
In that sense, it's a man's opinion.
Bamboo shoot rice.
Mayonnaise.
It's a little different.
It's a little different, but...
Mayonnaise?
I've heard of it before, but...
Mayonnaise is delicious even if you sprinkle it on plastic.
It doesn't smell bad.
Tuna.
It's all...
It's all manju.
That's all for the nine people.
Which one is the correct answer?
But they say it's mapo tofu.
It's mapo tofu.
If we buy mapo tofu, it's just the three of us.
What are you talking about?
It's the same.
It's completely different.
Everyone's reaction when mapo tofu was released was...
I see.
Then, mapo tofu!
"ma" for delicious food. The answer is mapo tofu!
Here is the next question.
"se" for famous movies.
"se"? "se"? "se"?
What else was there?
It's a good movie, isn't it?
This is... But...
This is it! This is it!
This is it!
Was there such a movie?
Is there such a movie?
Yeah, there was one.
Is it that movie?
There was no such famous movie, but it was arena in Tokyo.
It wasn't famous.
Well, the answer is "ama" since "ama" answered it first.
However, I believe everyone will say "ah" to you.
Is that true?
This movie attracted many green-and-white pictures not on sale.
"se" ... "se"? "se"? "se"?
"se"? "se"? "se"? "se"?
This movie was such good job of making a big hit.
Well...
I am wondering whether this movie is well-made or not.
Well...
I don't think this movie has been made well.
That's right. To me, it makes sense.
It's in the U.S. and Iran.
I've never seen it.
It's in the U.S. and Iran.
It's a war movie.
It's a masterpiece.
It's just one.
Maybe it's not.
I don't know.
It's not.
It's the worst movie in the world.
It's not. It's not.
Japanese people are like that.
What?
Japanese people are like that.
It's so horrible.
The world is a mess.
It's not like that.
You didn't put it in the list of names.
On the battlefield, running.
If it's this, it's this one.
Happy Christmas on the battlefield.
It's this one.
I wanted to write it like this.
In a way, it's a famous work.
The line and the blood.
I wrote it, too.
But it didn't have an impact on me.
I lost.
It's my turn.
Celcius.
I love this song.
That's the answer of nine people.
Which one is the correct answer?
Celcius.
Isn't it "Celcius"?
On the battlefield, running.
Happy Christmas on the battlefield.
It's a book.
On the battlefield, running.
Happy Christmas on the battlefield.
It's a work of art.
On the battlefield, running.
Everyone watches "Celcius."
Even foreign shows watch it, too.
Celcius.
"Se" starts with a famous movie.
The answer is "Merry Christmas on the Battlefield."
All right, here's the next one.
"Lee" starts with an old idol group.
Old idol group.
After this, we'll be going around all the idols and getting more fashionable!
Let's film the New Year!
After this, we'll be going around all the idols and getting more fashionable!
Let's film the New Year!
Aita ta ta ra ta ta ta yasu!
Let's go! Here's the next one!
"i" and "outrageous idol" begins with...
outrageous idol
Who is it? Who is it?
I know who it is for sure.
It's definitely him.
Matsuda! Matsuda Senko!
It's him, isn't it?
Next, Amano.
The person I watched the most dramas with is this person.
Ito Maimai.
And you?
It's Ito Tsukasa.
I know him, too!
Ito Tsukasa!
Next, Miyazaki.
Ishii no Makoto.
I know him, too!
Who is it?
It's him, isn't it?
I know him, too!
It's him, isn't it?
It's not outrageous idol!
Ito Tsukasa is Ishii no Makoto.
Ito Tsukasa has three votes, doesn't he?
That's right.
But Ishii no Makoto...
What?
I want to change him to Ishii no Makoto.
That's right.
He said "bye-bye concert".
Then why did you change him?
I know you betray me, but can I change him?
Can I change him?
To Ishii no Makoto?
Yes.
I see.
Ito Tsukasa is Ishii no Makoto.
I see.
Let's decide between Ishii no Makoto and Ito Tsukasa.
So,
Ishii no Makoto or Ito Tsukasa
will be decided again.
Which one is correct?
Please show me your votes.
Ito Tsukasa is Ishii no Makoto.
Which one is correct?
Ito Tsukasa has one, two, three, four votes.
Ito Tsukasa is Ishii no Makoto.
I'm sorry.
Why did you say "enshoubo" in this corner?
Ito Tsukasa is Ishii no Makoto.
"i" starts with "odou idol".
The correct answer is
Ito Tsukasa is Ishii no Makoto.
In order to give answers to all kinds of questions in the world,
the controversy continues.
After this, host entertainers will apologize to their scary seniors.
Announcement from Linkern!
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Let's go apologize to your seniors later.
Let's go right now.
Thank you for your hard work.
Tadahama is angry!
He's not laughing at all.
Wow, wow, wow.
Wow, entertainers like you...