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Donda Kei!
Donda Kei's Izumi Rinbon
which started on Shinjuku Nichioumei
Donda Kei's entertainers have gathered
by their own special skills and boastful jokes
Donda Kei!
Sometime ago
she became an entertainer's joke
but now she is Rinkaan!
Tonight, the sixth episode
begins now!
Alright, everyone! Let's get started!
Watch carefully!
Let's start with this one!
Ogi Yahagi Yahagi Ken is a billiard player.
He definitely has a super-shot of Ogi laughing.
What's that supposed to mean?
When it comes to Yahagi Ken,
he's one of the best billiards players in the entertainment world.
Even in Deacon,
his ability was shown off,
and he won a great victory against Downtown,
but,
this is what he said.
Yes.
It's true that I, Ogi Yahagi Yahagi Ken,
has a super-shot of Ogi laughing.
It's hard for me to put it into words.
Is it a super-shot?
Is it faster for me to watch it?
Other people can laugh, but there are others like Keita and Fukada around me.
Who are you?
It's okay for Keita to laugh.
But since it's a TV show, it's better for celebrities to laugh.
I'm famous for that.
Who is it?
I always say "gorgonzola, gorgonzola" and laugh.
Gorgonzola, gorgonzola
It's funny.
Is it okay for me to watch it?
Immediately, Yahagi heads to the billiard hall where he will show off his skills.
His partner, Ogi.
Yahagi, you're doing it?
Yes, I'm doing it.
It's a little fun.
It's been a while, so I think it will be fresh.
Shall we watch it?
Shall we go?
That's right.
You're doing it, right?
Yes.
Shall we do it?
Yes, let's do it.
Okay.
While watching Ogi, Yahagi places a complicated ball.
At this stage, it is not expected at all what kind of technique will be used.
In addition, Yahagi repeatedly checks and adjusts the millimeter units in its placement.
In this way, Yahagi, who has created a perfect condition, finally challenges his super shot.
Oh, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
What is the super shot that will definitely make Ogi laugh?
[The last one, the last one]
He put it in, he put it in.
He put it in.
He put it in, didn't he?
He touched it.
It doesn't matter.
I thought I could put it all in.
Like, bam, bam, bam.
I moved it like this.
I can't put it in at all.
The more you touch it, the more interesting it is.
It's true that Yahagi shot the super shot.
He laughed.
What is this?
Did Tsumoto-san laugh?
That's right.
Did Tsumoto-san laugh too much?
Everyone laughed at him.
Everyone laughed at Tommy.
He's wearing underwear now.
Go ahead.
Did you laugh at what I just said?
Yes, you laughed.
I actually did it in front of him.
Should we do it?
I'm totally fine with it.
Let's do the same thing.
But I don't know.
You won't know until you shoot it.
Let's show it in the studio.
I see.
Wait a minute.
This is...
There's a man in there.
I thought you were going to go in.
I'll do it.
Oh!
I did it!
I did it again!
Well...
Maybe you didn't need the studio part.
But...
I'm sorry, Neko.
Of course!
We're doing the same thing over and over again.
What do you mean?
Did you know?
We're doing exactly the same thing!
That's right.
Well, Mr. Kazuma.
Yes!
Continuing from last time, it was a big hit.
What kind of drop is it?
Would you like to see "what kind of drop is it?"
Yes!
Super young entertainers with special skills that no one can imitate came and it was a big hit.
What kind of drop is it?
Will there be entertainers who can overcome the spring again tonight?
Let's go!
First of all, this drop!
Here you go!
There is an entertainer who can sing with two voices.
That's amazing.
Then, please see it on the stage.
This is a normal voice.
This is another voice.
These two voices sing at the same time.
Why do you sing like that?
Isn't it amazing?
Let's hear it again.
That's amazing.
It seems like you are about to die.
But it's amazing.
Why do you sing like that?
It seems like you are about to die.
Here is the next drop.
CAFE OREO
There is an entertainer who can make it with his own body.
Then, please actually see it on the stage.
Are you okay?
Cafe Oreo is coming in!
Oh.
- Did you put it in from the nose? - It's a nose.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Huh?
- It's not a nose. - It's a nose.
- A nose?
- Wow! - Wow!
Thank you for waiting!
I can't make it at all!
- I really wanted you to put it out! - I see, I see.
- I want you to put it out. - Please put it out one more time.
- Please make it slowly. - Oh, it's beautiful.
- It's beautiful. - It's beautiful.
Cafe Oreo is coming in!
- It looks painful. - Does it hurt?
- It looks painful. - Right? It looks painful, right?
- It hurts from here, doesn't it? - That's right.
- You just mixed it up. - Yes.
Cafe Oreo is coming in!
- Cafe Oreo is coming in! - You put it in!
- There's a lot of stuff coming out of here!
- There's still more. - Yes.
- There's still more. - The next drop is this!
Cafe Oreo is coming in!
There's an entertainer in the bag.
Now, please see it on stage.
Wow!
It's so small!
Wow!
I'm Maeda, a middle school student.
I'm 29 years old and this is my 6th year.
I'm 29 years old!
Wow!
Can you go out by yourself?
Wow!
Can you go out by yourself?
Hi! I'm Maeda, a middle school student.
Nice to meet you!
Wow!
I'm 20 years old.
Can you go out by yourself?
I can go out by myself!
I don't need it.
Hahaha!
Let's go back to the previous game.
Here is the next game!
Oh!
No matter what Hosshan is in...
Wow!
After this, Hosshan is in trouble again!
Wow!
What do you want me to do?!
Let's go back to the previous game.
Here is the next game!
Wow!
No matter what Hosshan is in...
He doesn't move at all.
When it comes to Hosshan,
he is known for sucking udon noodles with his nostrils...
and for being good at doing various body- stretching exercises...
but senior entertainers who know him well say...
Yes, no matter what Hosshan is in...
he doesn't move at all.
There is no other entertainer like him.
He is a true entertainer's mirror.
He doesn't lie at all.
He is a true entertainer.
Yes.
Hmm?
I see.
You should let him do it.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
That's how he looks like.
He is Shimokita Doaten.
Hosshan doesn't move at all. Please watch a number of videos.
Thai kick
Is Hosshan really not moving?
First of all, Hosshan chose the Thai kick himself.
Speaking of Thai kick, it is a kick repeated by Muay Thai athletes that destroys everything with a foot like a whip.
Hosshan, who has 17 years of experience, knows how to avoid this strong kick impact.
Let's start the verification.
He doesn't move at all.
He kicked.
Next, Hosshan chose a professional wrestler.
Speaking of professional wrestlers, it is Nosa who sends out tremendous techniques with his trained body.
This time, Hosshan cooperated with a yellow character, Fukutsu no Mougiuko and Tenzan Hiroyoshi.
Speaking of Tenzan, it is Mosa who has sunk numerous wrestlers to the mat with his special reverse horizontal chop weapon.
However, Hosshan says that his techniques don't move at all.
Let's start the verification.
He didn't move at all.
What's wrong with you?
What's up? What's up?
The old man turns around again.
I'm holding you!
But...
He didn't move at all.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
The last thing the old man chose for himself was...
A red bobby pin.
Even before this 10-meter diving board, which has been used in many variety programs,
The old man said he didn't move at all.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
Can I just look at the height?
The careful old man who asks the staff for height confirmation.
After all, is it impossible for him to be at this height for diving?
The old man didn't move even when diving with the old man.
I'll do it.
I was surprised.
I didn't know.
Your first thigh kick was...
Not at all?
Not at all.
You're exaggerating.
No, no.
Sometimes it hurts after a few hours.
I think you're exaggerating.
You're not exaggerating.
Is it true?
I'm wearing it today.
What is it?
Thigh kick.
You look young and in good shape.
You look strong.
Mr. Katsumoto.
Why me?
Am I this strong?
Let's see how many kicks you can do.
Please.
I won!
Why me?
Katsumoto's Thigh Kick
Let's see how normal people do it.
Then you do it.
I'll do it!
It hurts!
It hurts?
I'm sorry.
Okay, then you do it.
I'm sorry.
Why me?
Is your car okay?
Is it okay?
Please do it.
I'm sorry.
I think comedians do it.
That's right.
Katsumoto's Thigh Kick
Please!
It hurts!
Katsumoto's Thigh Kick
It hurts!
Please step on it.
I'll do it.
Katsumoto's Thigh Kick
Everyone, look at the star.
It's the same as the video.
Please do it!
It's perfect.
It hurts!
Stop it!
Katsumoto's Thigh Kick
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To commemorate that, we're giving away 50 of them by drawing lots!
As you can see, the deadline is November 15th!
On the eve of October 10th, at midnight, at Sangenja...
After Linkern's recording, the members were called out by a certain comedian.
There's this one stupid comedian who came to Linkern once.
There's something I want to show you, so I want you to come.
Who could it be?
Even if you say it, it's stupid.
I was wondering what you wanted to show me.
Huh? What's with that bag?
Huh?
Were you doing this just now?
African Empire
No, it's not.
It's a gag movie.
Stupid Gag Movie
I've never heard of it!
Oh! There's a stage greeting today!
What?!
At this hour?!
It's this early in the morning?!
You look tired.
I'm not in the mood for this.
Behind Sangenja's alley, a huge movie sign suddenly appeared.
What kind of movie does that comedian really want to show us?
Even if there's a stage greeting, he's still not in the mood.
When he went inside...
There's nine of you.
Huh?
There's seven of you.
Excuse me.
Is there a stage greeting today?
Yes, there is.
Excuse me, it's 16,200 yen.
It's 16,000 yen?!
That's quite expensive.
It's expensive for a movie.
Huh? There's a ticket, too!
He's doing it a lot!
"Stupid Gag Movie" and "I Miss You"...
Is it the same movie?
"I Miss You" and "Stupid Gag Movie"...
With this, the ticket purchased goes into the movie theater's classic popcorn and extremely retro theater.
It's cheap!
It's a bargain!
It's cheap!
It's cool!
It's small!
It's cool!
Is it a bargain?
It's a cheap return on investment.
And then...
With only nine audience members waiting a few minutes...
Huh? Huh? Huh?
He's doing it properly!
Everyone, thank you for coming to "Gag Wars - Hurricane Empire" today.
Today, before we go on stage, we will first have the director and five main cast members give their stage greetings.
Now, please come up to the stage!
Everyone, please welcome them with applause!
They are the cast members of "Hurricane Empire - Stupid Gag Movie".
What kind of stage greetings will they give?
Please give your main cast member, Horiichi-san, his greetings!
Summer's cheerful greetings! Konnichiwa!
Director and main cast member, Horiichi!
I'm a vocalist!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
Next, Iio-san, please say hello!
Kuri-ko-kei-sabi-su!
Hello!
Today, I got this job and my name is Iio Kazuki!
Thank you, Iio-san!
Next, Horiichi-san, please say hello!
Hello! I'm Yoshimoto's first Indian, Hananishi!
This movie is called...
"Hanakuso", "Catch", "and Release", "and Catch"!
Thank you very much!
Thank you, Hananishi!
Next, Iio-san, please say hello!
Pakadeta!
Kaennon!
Thank you!
Thank you, Pakadeta-san!
Lastly, Dead Yoshida-san, please say hello!
Private is off!
I'm Dead Yoshida!
What are you talking about?
If you give me 10 out of 10, how many points will you give me?
Thank you!
Now, let's talk about the movie, directed by Horiichi-san!
What made you make this movie?
Please don't comment!
Please tell us about the movie!
I'm not good with words, so I'll sing!
That's difficult!
How far can we go?
Are you waiting for me there?
I edited it!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
You're wrong! You're wrong!
You're wrong!
Reset! Reset!
Reset!
Ogam, shagam, yugam!
What's this?
You're being a woman!
That's it!
Please do it again!
No! No! I won't do it!
Reset!
That's it!
With that, we'll end the stage greetings of "Gag Wars" "Horiken Empire" audience.
Thank you for your patience!
We will now show you "Gag Wars" "Horiken Empire" audience.
Please enjoy until the end!
In the end, we didn't know anything about the stage greetings.
But what kind of movie is it?
What are you going to do with the time of screening?
If it's very long, what are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
It sounds good.
Thank you for watching and please like and subscribe!
EPISODE 1 THE REVOLUTION OF THE HOLICAN EMPIRE
For the Holican Empire, it was a dark era.
The Californian rebels, who set up ambushes with various jokes, expanded their forces and tried to contain all members of the Galactic Alliance.
In order to bring about such a situation, a group of free one-shot comedians stood up to regain order and balance in the Galactic Alliance.
The Holican Empire and its nine comedians.
Finally, it was time for a counterattack!
"Ichigo" gag "Aoishi" Takayuki "elbow, elbow"
"Upper body, lower body" "Lower body, upper body"
We're connected, aren't we?
Excuses gag
Hide your head and don't hide your butt
Hide my head and make sure you see my butt!
All right, tension game!
One, two, go! Five, six, seven, eight
King, king, king, king
I'm in!
Changa, changa, changa, changa
Thank you for watching.
Ryuji Akiyama
I want to go to America!
Sometimes I drink coffee and watch movies.
I chat and read books.
What kind of holiday do you like?
When I laugh, I become like a baby.
What?
Oh, I see.
Kick, kick, punch!
Yes, yes, no!
You, you, me!
I want you! I want you! I don't want you!
I... I...
[The winner is...]
Who is it?
Rock, paper, scissors!
I'm sorry!
Daruma-san refused!
Please forgive me for that!
Here, here, here, here!
Joint assembly!
Bees' Daruma-san fell!
Daruma-san fell!
Bees' Daruma-san fell!
[The first step is a step forward, the second step is a step forward]
Before yesterday, I was more of a "stacola-tsu" than a "seke"
tsura-ko-tas
Where I am now!
[He's a "tsura-ko-tas" now!]
Please greet me with respect.
I am Peccorina, 45 degrees, Iyo.
Ricoppe, a little graceful.
Peccorina, 32 degrees left.
I'm from aristocracy.
[He's a "tsura-ko-tas" now!]
I'm a "gari-okoge" (a little graceful)
[He's a "tsura-ko-tas" now!]
Stress!
[He's a "tsura-ko-tas" now!]
Amazing!
I am so moved!
I'm a standing operator.
I'm working.
I'm a persistent man.
[He's a "tura-ko-tas" now!]
The young gangster,
Keisuke Okada.
I'm here!
I'm at the first studio of the TVS's eighth...
Oh, I'll say it again.
This is where the meeting was.
What's that?
Hei ten ga ra ra ra
Here it is!
What's that?
Here it is!
Now, the engine is on!
Alright!
Hei ten ga ra ra
From now on...
This is today's main.
From now on...
It's like a new series.
When this came out,
It's like my life expectancy increased by 3 years.
Basically, it's normal.
Wow!
Dokka iiro te
Tokuchou nai kedo
Dokka iiro te
Wow!
Yes.
After this,
Director Moriken finally appears!
What will happen in this hellish one-shot game?!
I like you.
Just by changing the angle of ordinary events that appear in front of the camera...
Various weird things are hidden.
So...
Without permission...
What is it?
At one point, Mimura...
was making a terrible mistake.
What is it? What is it?
The incident happened because of Hanako Yamada's lecture.
Now, let's watch the shocking scene.
I'm going to kill you, you bastard!
What are you saying?
Shut up! Shut up!
A terrible thing...
came out.
However...
no one around him noticed it at all.
As if nothing had happened...
What are you doing?
he pushed himself in.
No, I don't like it.
Tonight...
A one-night-only gag movie screening...
by the comedians led by Horiken.
The second half of "Lincoln's Death"...
is about to begin!
"Intonation's Magician", Red Yoshida.
Mother, let's pat your shoulders.
"Intonation's Magician"...
Washington and Washington!
Please say "the" with your lower jaw.
Mom's a bitch!
Bread! Bread! Here's bread! Bread! Here's bread!
Please say "the" with your lower jaw.
"The" what?
Mom's a bitch!
"The" with your lower jaw.
Is this a dota-bata?
No! This is atta-futa!
Hello. This is a fake 1,000 yen bill.
"The" with your lower jaw.
I dropped my wallet!
I dropped Porter's wallet!
Hysteric Glamour and Porter's double name!
"The" with your lower jaw.
The small giant of the opposite world, Neko Hiroshi!
Carrots, you bastard!
Cabbage, you bastard!
Bean sprouts, you bastard!
I'm Neko Hiroshi and this was "Fried Vegetables"!
La-se-la, la-se-la, la-se-la, la-se-la!
Yeah! I'm gonna break it! I'm gonna break it!
"The" with your lower jaw.
Boss! Please give me this month's salary in advance!
Huh? What's this? It's "kachi-kachi"! "Kachi- kachi"!
Yes! Frozen oranges! Frozen oranges! Frozen oranges!
Frozen oranges!
"The" with your lower jaw.
Dance, dance, na-a-ra-ra! A little American dance!
See? The correct answer was "fool"!
La-se-la, la-se-la, la-se-la, la-se-la!
Yeah! I'm gonna break it! I'm gonna break it!
"The" with your lower jaw.
Neat, neat, neat! Neat, neat, neat! Neat life!
Boys first, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper- scissors, go! Rock-paper-scissors, scissors, rock- paper- scissors, pa!
Exile-sensei!
Ask for this circle's area!
(With brackets)
Croquette?
Gag-fantasyist, Horimuchi Ken!
Masai Clan when you open the front door!
(With brackets)
Pa-chin! Pa-chin! Pa-chin! Pa-chin!
It's Hochkies!
(With brackets)
Western-style, Japanese-style, theater-style!
Director, what's wrong with you?
Western-style, Japanese-style, theater-style!
Don't push me!
Western-style, Japanese-style, theater-style!
Director, are you okay?
(With brackets)
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
Summer in Japan, cashew nuts!
It's hot, the sun is shining.
On a sunny day, open terrace!
~Tetetete~
~Tetetete~~
Eat, eat, eat, eat!
Tiger!
Ugh!
Uhhh!
This is...
The director is amazing!
Huh? Is it over?
It's over. It's suddenly over.
Thus, the gag movie ended.
It's over. It's suddenly over.
The director did the most amazing thing.
The director is...
It was superb, wasn't it?
Should we go now?
It's expensive, this!
It's expensive, isn't it?
It's 1800 yen.
Eh?!
Please stop by if you like.
Wow!
What is this?
What are you doing?
What is this?
What are you doing?
The content is a little different.
What does "tomato" say?
Tomato, tomato.
Can you buy it for me?
What is this?
I can't show you this.
It's cool.
This is it.
Don't make me make jokes.
You are not a good person.
You are not good.
We are making fun of you.
Pax can be the director.
It's impossible.
After this, they become sensitive.
I'm always watching you.
This week's "Happily Ever After".
D.O.
It seems like you're in a happy mood today.
We're not just dissing you.
We're thinking of doing a happy rap for you.
What do you think?
"Happily Ever After".
That's fine, right?
Who the hell came out of there?
That's fine, right? Happily Ever After.
I quit smoking and I feel a little better now.
You're stylish and good-looking.
That's why my head is shining.
That's fine, right? Happily Ever After.
Happily Ever After.
It looks like we have to go home.
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What is this?
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