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Tonight's "Rinkan" is...
The most popular project, "Donde Kei no Izumi" Part 2!
Tonight, the main story of "donde kei no izumi" will explode!
Also, a new segment, "donde kei no shizuku" will be broadcast!
Donde Kei's newcomers will come together!
Blinker!
This year's most popular candidates for new candidates are...
Donde Kei!
To justify how to use this phrase, which will be broadcast live in Shinjuku on Sunday,
Donde Kei's enthusiasm...
Idiot!
With their own special skills and proud stories,
Donde Kei's entertainers will come together!
And tonight, the second bullet screen will open!
Donde Kei!
Now, starting from tomorrow, we will verify the correct Donde Kei.
This is Donde Kei of Izumi.
Masumoto-san, for the second time.
Last time, you weren't that happy.
No, no!
Even among comedians, I was happy!
Ah, it's Segine-san!
Everyone was happy.
Happy?
That's a vague way of saying it.
Other than Segine-san, does anyone else know about this segment?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Of course.
It looks like Igun's eyes are dead.
Why did you call me here?
He's making that face.
Let me check, let me check.
Eros, are you okay?
Yes, I'm holding back right now.
What did you say?!
Before the show, he kept saying "How many centimeters lower again?"
He didn't care about that!
Hit him!
Now, everyone!
I'm going to announce it now, but...
No matter how much you think about Donde Kei...
You'll keep pressing buttons.
That happened on our show, right?
Yes.
Ah, Fuji TV.
Yes!
It's the same as that show!
You'll keep pressing buttons when you think about it!
Yes, yes.
I didn't know you'd press buttons!
When you're excited, you press buttons right away!
Now, everyone!
Let's get started!
First up is this Donde Kei!
Here you go!
"Banana Man" Himura Yuuki can...
...defeat...
...100 bowling pins at once.
Himura's acquaintance...
...and one of the biggest entertainers in the industry...
Motoku Obaya talks about it like this...
Yes, it is true that banana man Yuki Kimura can defeat 100 bowling pins at one time.
Well, I think you can see it if you look at it anyway. He is wonderful.
Well, if there is this event at the next Olympics in Beijing Olympics, I think he has the power to get a gold medal.
Well, it's just a drink party. To be honest, I've met a lot of entertainers.
Yes, in Osaka, you know, missile man, smile, jar jar, Noroshi...
After all, I didn't know anything, so please see it for yourself.
This time, a special bowling lane has been prepared for this gymnasium.
Challenger Kimura starts a careful warming up.
Today, really, Lawson's painting is really perfect.
Perfect.
Yes, what Kimura does in bowling is...
He becomes a ball and slides down the lane...
And hits a pin with his head...
This is human bowling.
To check Lawson's sliding condition...
First of all, to warm up...
One pin...
I'll go in last, so you go in.
This is annoying!
From a smooth address to a head pin...
It's exactly as planned.
Shall we go home?
Hyuppon.
And so, Hyuppon...
The real thing finally begins.
We have to increase the amount.
I don't need it!
Help me!
Okay, I'll do it.
The lotion and the pin become one.
The pin concentrates all of its nerves into the pin.
Failure is unforgivable.
Himura vs. Pin Hyuppon.
The fire pig of battle is cut and dropped.
Is it Himura's head?
Or Pin Hyuppon?
Let's go!
Hey!
You jumped pretty high!
Yeah!
Hey, let's go!
Just as he drew a picture and jumped into his pocket...
Did the pin in his jacket fall over?
Is this possible?!
What does this mean?
Let's see the shocking results!
Wow! On the contrary, it's a miracle!
99 pins left!
I'm really sorry!
It didn't fall over.
Do you want me to do it again?
No! Let's not do it anymore!
Let's go for 500 pins!
What?
Shh!
Why?!
The staff, overwhelmed by Himura's shark mountain investment,
hastily collected as many pins as possible...
and prepared 500 pins for 50 yen...
Is it Himura's head?
Or 500 pins?
It was good until the pin collided with the pin with all your might, but in the end you couldn't see it.
You couldn't see it and it was destroyed.
Most of the pin remained.
And...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You were facing sideways!
A whip.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Himura's body...
The pin didn't come off.
Looks like you all enjoyed it!
It was fun!
Himura...
Seriously...
This is tough.
There were some frustrating parts, too.
There were 99 pins left.
Only one pin left.
This is tough.
If you hit it, it's tough.
This is for real.
Wait a minute.
It was stuck in this lump.
It's really hard.
It was lined up like this.
The lump was standing without a gap.
It was moldy.
There was lotion underneath, too.
The lotion hardens over time.
The pin wouldn't come off.
It got stuck.
But...
Himura Tanahiro!
You got 91 points!
80 points is a little...
Too much!
I'll give you a golden ball!
Thank you!
That's a precious footage!
When you get stuck like that,
you don't know how you're going to get up.
Let's not think about that and move on to the next one!
The next one?
It's okay!
Next up is...
Dondake!
When an ogi, ahagi, or ogi hiroaki hit a mogura,
they don't get hit even once.
Yogi Yagi Yogi Hiroaki speaks like this.
Yes, it is true that if I, Yogi Yagi Yogi Hiroaki, were to become a mole killer's mole killer, I wouldn't get hit even once.
You're saying it yourself.
That's right. After all, do you call it "danger detection ability" more than people?
It's really expensive, isn't it?
That's why I've never been in a dangerous place like this before.
Hmm...
Well, but...
That's right. This time it's a design game.
Hmm... I've actually tried it.
This time, we've prepared a special mole-killing game where humans can enter as moles.
In this game, moles and Yagi enter and verify themselves.
And the one who challenges this is Yagi's partner, Yagi, who knows Yogi the best.
Hmm...
Yagi isn't the type of person who says big things.
He's not the type of person who says big things, so I'd like to believe him.
But...
I don't think it's possible for me not to get hit.
Yes, it is.
Immediately, Yagi stands in front of me and...
Oh...
What are you doing?
I can't do it with my hands.
No, you can do it with everything you've got.
Right?
Can I really do it?
No, you can do it.
Can Yagi, who is lost in the middle of nowhere, really not get hit even once?
Now, verification start.
OK, come on!
What a joke!
He is wearing an eye patch on his right eye lid.
He doesn't even notice that eye patch came out of his eye hole.
He is an ogre.
Where is it?
Moreover...
You are a new type of ogre!
You are a new type of ogre, ogre!
Again?!
Hey, stop it!
What are you doing?
You are always going that way. You are definitely going that way.
Ouch!
He is fast!
He draws the back of his eye patch and dodges the hammer.
He is truly a new type of ogre.
Ogre!
Even after this...
At the perfect timing...
The ogre continues to dodge the hammer.
I can't hit you at all!
Not at all!
And...
Verification is over.
It is true that when the ogre hits the eye patch and becomes an eye patch...
He couldn't even hit him once.
I can't do it. I'm really good at it, so I can't hit anyone else.
I can't hit Ogila.
Mogura is far away, so I can't hit him.
I can't hit Ogila.
I don't think anyone can hit you.
I don't think anyone can hit me.
So, can you really not hit anyone?
Please try it in the studio.
As you saw in the video, that's the result.
We actually prepared a set for you.
Ogi!
Ogila.
Mogura!
You were already there, weren't you?
Yes, we prepared it for you.
I can't trust that video at all.
It's a little hard to understand.
That's right. That's why we brought you here.
I see.
Chinatsu.
Yes?
Let's try it.
Can I really hit you?
Of course, of course.
Challenge!
You can hit me as hard as you like.
I understand.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Start!
I hit you!
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry, but I told you to wait a minute, but you hit me again.
Why did you have to wait?
I was just hit.
I'm sorry, but I'm really sorry.
What is it?
I'm sorry, but I don't think it goes well with you.
If it's different, it's definitely okay.
Then I'll go.
Hamazaki, do you want to do it?
Yes.
No, no.
Why?
I can't fight.
This is really the last one.
Yes.
Ready, start!
He's good.
Ouch!
Hey!
What?
You're making me crazy!
Hamada's full swing hit Ogila's head continuously.
Ouch!
But Ogila is worse.
Ouch!
This is really stupid.
What are you doing?
You even made a set and did this.
Seriously.
Hamada!
This is weird.
Is this "Hand of Life" or something like that?
Don't involve me!
Next up is Don Takei of Godzilla!
Yes.
Don Takei of Godzilla
In fact, the job of backstory is my main occupation.
What? Why? Why? Why?
Because I have the same age as Takei Nakamura.
Tendou Kobayashi says...
Yes, it is true that in the Nakagawa family, working behind the scenes is the main job.
You can do everything from shooting, directing, makeup and lighting by yourself.
Really?
Why? Why? Why?
Well...
When you're a cameraman, you can show a bit of martial arts.
You can hit the camera with your feet.
You may be in a lot of trouble right now.
The other day, I gave Reiji an onion and he peeled it off until it was gone.
Oh, he's in trouble.
Shut up!
Now, please see it on stage.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, excuse me.
Is the manager here?
Yes, hello. I'm Okamoto, the director. Nice to meet you.
The manager is here. Please do what you did the other day.
Thank you.
Shall we show some martial arts?
I'll take white.
Isn't it koto?
Hurry up and bring it.
Let's change the batteries.
Hurry up and bring it!
Bring it!
(Laughter)
Let me see your face.
(Laughter)
What's that sound?
Shadow.
Is it okay?
Is the sound okay?
I want to escape from here.
(Laughter)
If I go in here, I'll definitely be in the frame, so I want to escape from here.
(Laughter)
If you go behind me, I'll go in here.
(Laughter)
I'll go in there.
If you go in there, your shadow is in there, idiot.
What are you saying?
Think about it.
Okamoto! Okamoto!
Yes!
Call the director.
Yes!
Excuse me!
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Microphone.
What's wrong?
Microphone.
(Laughter)
Let's do it.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's rolling.
Three, two, one.
(Laughter)
This is the best ramen in Japan.
I'd like to eat it right away.
Oh, is it here?
Oh, is it?
(Slurping)
Wow, it's delicious!
This ramen is not only the best in Japan, but also the best in the world!
(Laughter)
He's drunk.
Okay, okay.
(Laughter)
Hey, prepare your feet.
What's going on with the insert?
(Laughter)
What?
Appearance?
It was in the drain just now.
Appearance is included.
Do you want it for now?
How many tapes do you have?
I don't have enough burgers.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Wow!
(Applause)
(Laughter)
That's wonderful!
It's really wonderful!
Your camera work and your laughter are extraordinary!
(Laughter)
You laughed so hard!
(Laughter)
I wanted to try other things, but if I had time...
Oh, really?
I'm sorry, can I try doing the roundabout?
Yes.
(Ringing)
Ding dong!
Yes, yes!
(Laughter)
Sorry, I ate and I'm fat!
No problem!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Next up is this drum!
(Applause)
After the rain, I want to erase it.
Hotohara passes by and you can see the difference in taste for each shop of "gyoza no oshou".
(Applause)
Speaking of "gyoza no oshou", it is a Chinese restaurant that has 500 shops nationwide, mainly in Kansai region.
It is famous for having many fans of the entertainer from Kansai, but among them, Hotohara is known for his love of "oshou".
This is what this person who knows Hotohara well says.
(Applause)
After the rain, I want to erase it.
Hotohara passes by and you can see the difference in taste for each shop of "gyoza no oshou".
(Applause)
But of course, all Kansai entertainers say "oshou, oshou".
So I think it's no exaggeration to say that Downtown has raised "oshou".
(Laughter)
Therefore, this time, I asked for cooperation in four shops of "gyoza no oshou" that Hotohara often visits, and actually verified whether Hotohara could judge the taste of "gyoza" for each shop.
Let's see it on the stage.
What's up with you, Riko-san?
When I want to think about something by myself, I only have a counter, so I can think a little.
I see.
You don't have a table seat.
That's right.
And what about "sangenjaya" shop?
"sangenjaya" shop is where I go home with mochi.
I see.
I go home with mochi, but it's still delicious.
Did you come all the way to "sennichimae" shop?
I'm sorry for bothering you. Thank you very much.
That's right. This time, the manager of "sennichimae" shop came all the way to "sennichimae" shop.
When I lived in Osaka, there was a "top one" pachinko shop.
Next to it, I ate "top one" pachinko and bought "top one" pachinko.
So I know the taste of "top one" pachinko.
Thank you very much.
So, Hotohara-san, let's start with "kiki-gyoza".
Do you want me to do it?
Please cover your eyes.
Today, I brought a special iron plate used in a special shop and baked it here.
Are you serious?
I have to do it.
I'm sorry.
How did you react?
This time, in order to faithfully reproduce "yaki" in each shop, he cooked "gyoza" just before the actual performance with a special iron plate.
I have to do my best.
No, it's okay.
If I don't do my best here, I have to go to "shinmokita" shop today.
Don't push me.
I won't push you today, either.
First one.
Please cover your eyes.
Can I do it?
Yes.
So, "kiki-gyoza", please.
Yes.
I don't know what it looks like at all.
That's right.
What?
If you're not good at it, you might not know what it tastes like even if you're the shop manager behind you.
Do you know what it tastes like?
Do you know what "yaki kage" tastes like?
"Yaki kage" tastes like...
Stop it!
That's right.
Then, I'll eat this one in the middle.
It looks like "yaki kage", but it tastes like "yaki kage".
Let's divide "yaki kage" into two or three parts.
This is the most delicious part of "yaki kage".
"Yaki kage" is longer than "yaki kage".
Goro-san, are you angry?
Well, I'll eat one of them and tell you what it tastes like.
I'm most confident about this part.
This is amazing.
So, what does it taste like?
Tell me right now.
What does it taste like?
Can I say it?
Yes.
It's "shimokitaten".
Are you serious?
What does it taste like?
Are you serious?
I'm most confident about this part.
Are you serious?
Yes.
I won't let you do it again.
Don't say it!
Are you serious?
I know it's "shimokitaten" even if you don't eat it.
Don't say it!
Are you ready?
I'm not confused anymore.
This is "sangenjanten".
Let's see!
What is that?
I don't know what it means.
I don't know.
It's not "don dage".
What is this?
I won't let you do it again.
It's more burnt than a gyoza.
I'm most confident about this part.
But we're basically doing "chienten", so we should know what it's like.
There can't be any difference.
But I'm impressed you know what it's like.
Because I didn't know what it was like.
That's right.
You should do a segment like this on "ame-talk".
Now, everyone, let's move on to the new segment...
How Many Drops Can A Comedian Introduce?
It's nice, isn't it?
It's not like "Izumi" yet.
Ah, I see.
Yes!
Now, let's go! First of all...
These drops! Here you go!
Oh...
While juggling an apple, there is an entertainer who can eat it.
Junichi Koumo and Junichi talk like this, who know the entertainer well.
Now, let's see it on the stage!
Can I eat it faster?
Wow! Amazing!
Can I eat it faster?
Wow! Amazing!
Can I eat it faster?
Look at this!
Wow!
This is amazing!
The world is turning, isn't it?
It is!
Right?
This was amazing!
A drop lightly crossed the spring.
The next drop is this!
The world is turning, isn't it?
There is an entertainer who can bend his boobs in a slightly unusual way.
Help me! Help me! Help me!
This man, who knows that entertainer well, said...
Yes, it is true that there is a chance that you can bend your boobs in a slightly unusual way.
Well, I'm not an entertainer, but I belong to the same agency as Horii, Horii Pro Club.
There is a way to bend your boobs in a slightly unusual way.
I can't bend my boobs in that way.
Then, please see it on the stage.
(Bend your boobs in a slightly unusual way)
What?
Why do you say that?
What?
(Bend your boobs in a slightly unusual way)
This is amazing!
(Bend your boobs in a slightly unusual way)
I'm sorry to say this, but it's amazing and disgusting!
Wow!
It's that big!
It's quite a shocking video, isn't it?
You said it all for the first time.
You said it for the first time, didn't you?
I was surprised!
I want to see it again!
I want to see it!
Then, let's watch it again from the beginning.
It's red!
You rubbed it too much!
It's definitely red!
It's a little red.
(Bend your boobs in a slightly unusual way)
The next drop is here!
(It's not just bad things, it's just this)
There is an entertainer who can repeat a pro- wrestling technique that only three people in the world can do.
The Touch, who knows that entertainer well, says this.
Yes, there is an entertainer who can repeat a pro- wrestling technique that only three people in the world can do.
It's a technique called "crist".
Oh, is that so?
That's right.
Well, first of all, you jump.
Hey, jump, jump!
Next!
Hey!
Now, please see it on the stage.
I think it's amazing.
I see.
Let's see it again!
You're a weirdo!
I'm a weirdo too!
Your face is ugly!
Here's the next drop!
Hello, turtle? It's me, turtle.
Kouki Kameda...
...has an impersonator.
Who is it?!
Amano Hiroyuki, an employee who knows Kouki Kameda well, says...
Yes, I do have an impersonator.
If Kouki Kameda gets this show...
...his relationship with Kouki Kameda will be over.
Boxing isn't just about fighting.
It's a battle of skill and skill.
For example, jabs...
Why are you talking about this?!
Now, let's see what happens on stage.
Kouki Kameda's "fart".
Feels good, doesn't it? Yeah, it does.
Well, I'm patient, you know. Yeah, I'm patient.
It's not easy to get angry, you know.
But you know, Daiki, he's always been like, "fart" in English.
Tomoki, he's sensitive, you know.
He's always been sensitive, you know.
But you know, my dad is the best.
It's lonely, you know.
Feels good, doesn't it?
Yeah, it does.
This is wonderful!
Daiki, I want more of it!
Wow!
It's like a cartoon, you know.
Yeah, it is!
The way you talk. It's amazing, isn't it?
It's skillful. It's skillful.
It was like that in the beginning, so I want to hear you talk better and better.
Excuse me, but why is Hammer-san's tension like this?
No, it's amazing!
Oh, is it?
Eros, are you okay?
Saamura, this is great!
Your tension should be higher!
Is that so?
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
And Saamura Daiki's new drama "Jigoku no Sata mo Yome Shidai"
Starts on January 5th, Thursday at 6pm!
Please check it out, too!
Rinkan! Comedian Meta-chou Kenmon!
Meta-chou is the source of laughter where comedians write stories they think are funny.
When the Meta-chou was taken away, they called comedians and put Kenmon at the entrance.
What appeared at the gate where the Summers visited was...
Here you are.
What is it?
Can you take it off?
It's OK.
There is nothing in it.
As expected, you are brave.
There is something like this.
It's OK. You can take it off normally.
You are definitely my fans.
This is what a veteran does.
That's right.
It's OK.
There is something like this.
"Dacho Club" in Ryuhei Ueshiba.
He is a great veteran with 22 years of experience in comedy, reactions and promises.
He called us to tell us about a special meeting.
What is this?
What are you talking about?
It's a meeting today.
This is "Rincan".
Do you know "Rincan"?
Is this "Rincan"?
Yes, I know it.
Did you bring the information?
I was told to bring it.
But since it's a meeting, I don't have much.
It's all ad-lib, isn't it?
It's not ad-lib!
Are you doing it on purpose?
Is there a result if you do it on purpose?
That's...
I made a mistake in timing.
It's small!
Is it this one?
I only know how to run.
It's a very large motor.
His first public appearance.
Ueshiba Ryuhei's storybook.
What is in it?
Why is it "ah-in"?
No, it's not.
It's not "ah-in".
It's the first chapter, isn't it?
I thought it was funny, so I wrote it like this.
It's your reaction, isn't it?
That's right, but...
It's not decided yet.
No, no.
He must have run around with Torikkun at that time.
Maybe it's a prank or something like that.
He must have been caught.
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny, so I said someone's joke and got caught.
It's my joke.
I'm sorry, but I secretly watched it.
It's really funny.
Can you do it for me?
Hello, is your father there?
A child said.
No, I don't need it.
Hello, is your father there?
No, I don't need it.
Stop. Rotate.
What does 'rotate' mean?
Rotate.
Write it on the left.
"Kururinpa" is also written under "kururinpa"?
"Paralink" is also written under "kururinpa".
"Kururinpa", "paralink"...
"Pa"... "Kururinpa"... "Paralink"... "Kururinpa"...
Do you say "checkmate" recently?
I don't say "checkmate" much anymore.
Just "secure".
How do you say "checkmate" now?
It's not decided yet.
"Checkmate" to you like that!
Right? I don't trust you that much.
Do you do this at the entrance?
That's right.
Do you do this in downtown?
That's right.
Wow, this is tough!
With many subtle jokes, Ueshiba Ryuhei's "jokes on the entrance" is over.
Meanwhile, at the entrance where the rain has stopped...
Come in.
Take it.
Oh, it stopped.
It stopped.
"Fujisaki Market" is getting popular with various daily exercises.
Ueshiba Ryuhei called for a special meeting with a joke shop.
Let's say "jokes".
Put it here. "Jokes".
"Jokes".
Let's say "jokes".
Didn't I say it earlier, you bastard?
I'm sorry.
I'll refute you.
Huh?
"Check".
What kind of jokes are written here?
You wrote a lot of jokes, didn't you?
Well, you know, I'm a little younger than you.
Sit down.
What is it?
Otara-san.
What is it?
You know, I was happy just now.
Bam! "Entertainers are talkative".
Check out "la la lai" exercise written with such passionate thoughts.
Everyone! "la la lai" exercise starts now!
"la la lai" "la la lai" "la la lai"
Eye test and exercise!
one, two, three
"mm" "mm" "mm" "mm" "mm" "mm" "la la lai"
"la la lai" "la la lai" "la la lai" "la la lai"
Are you okay?
Meeting and exercise!
one, two, three
Oh, he's late. He always comes five minutes before.
la la lai
Oh, come on!
one, two, three
"la la lai" "la la lai" "la la lai" "la la lai" "la la lai"
"mm" "mm" "mm" "la la lai"
Thank you very much!
la la lai
I know something else.
I know "la la lai" very well.
Is it a season or a season?
I haven't done it yet.
I have to see it.
Show me.
spring, summer, autumn, winter
all year round
la la lai exercise
"la la lai" "la la lai" "la la lai"
I know it.
spring fireworks and human-made toilet
one, two, three
Is it a public toilet?
Oh, it's a public toilet.
oh
Oh, this way.
la la lai
Oh, I got a seat.
You got a seat.
oh
I'm sorry. I'm taking a seat here.
oh
I'm sorry. I'm taking a seat here.
oh
I'm sorry.
oh
I'm sorry.
oh
Alright!
We haven't even started yet!
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