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Donda Kei!
Summer's Masakazu Mimura is...
Donda Kei! Donda Kei!
This is it!
Donda Kei!
Tonight's new project, Donda Kei's spring launch!
Celebrities are revealing their stories one after another!
And, the loud cheers of other regions are getting louder and louder!
From this spring, when Lincoln becomes a regular,
Tam Ken will kill Lincoln!
Tam Ken, who is strict about laughter, will make real laughter!
But!
It comes out all of a sudden!
That momentum went around and showed its ugly culmination!
In private, it's not funny at all!
I've laughed for sure!
It's a love laughter house!
Gara gara snake sings!
Hey, say something stupid!
Even if I'm told by an elderly person...
If I don't laugh at it, it's like I'm not funny...
I'm laughing today, but...
I bit too much!
Next time, I'll be more and more stupid!
This continued individual failure finally reached that man!
Hey, look at me!
Are you anxious?
Tam Ken, who is completely excited...
Yakiniku Tamura is super delicious!
Good! OK!
Hearing that the members were honest, they started using Lincoln for promotion!
It's so good!
That's all because they love Lincoln!
Teacher, tonight is over!
Then...
Let's get to the main subject!
Main subject! Main subject!
Is it OK?
I... well, I was chosen as a regular member, but...
I'm still a little anxious.
After all, the biggest difference in this is...
Everyone, please make me funny!
What is this?
Write letters on my body and make me funny.
Today, I thought you were a police officer, but you were actually a security guard.
When we were walking in the city, you were like...
I thought you were a police officer.
If you were in front of a police officer, you wouldn't do anything bad.
I'm a police officer.
You're a security guard!
That's what you say!
You're a security guard!
That's what you say!
You're a security guard!
Let's do it.
Raise your hand if you did it.
It's like a common thing.
No, it's not like a common thing. You made me funny.
What kind of...
Um...
Self-confident work?
Self-confident work...
Is Sadness a Dream?
That's a common thing.
It's like "Is Sadness a Dream?"
Is it a self-confident work?
"Is Sadness a Dream?" means...
"Is Sadness a Dream?" means... "the potential of a tupperware."
A tupperware...
You know, like a tupperware for fruits.
You can use it for many things.
That's it.
The letters in the chest affect the fun of the survey.
How will the linker members make it fun?
Yes, Mr. Miyata.
What?
It's not a common thing, but it's fine at all.
I don't know anything about common things.
It's not a common thing, but it's fine at all. How many times do I have to say it?
He's angry.
How many times do you have to say it?
It's better for you to write it outside and come in.
That's right.
I can't do that.
If you write it and get angry...
No, I was going to do that.
You're lying!
You were supposed to do that.
I was going to do that.
You were supposed to do that.
Scary.
It's better to just take two letters out of the chest, isn't it?
You're right.
I have it!
I have it! I have the technology!
You tried to go straight there.
First, Miyasako will make Tam Ken interesting.
But you two are good friends, right?
We bought it already, but...
Oh, it's coming!
He's more confident than before.
Oh, it's coming!
Okkan goes to the barber shop in the morning.
Hey!
Kasabuta vs. Sakamuke.
It's difficult, isn't it?
No, I know how it's written.
Oh, Nukazuke vs. Asazuke, right?
It's similar, isn't it?
Yes, Mr. Batsuma.
Oh, me!
Can I say something?
It's written here, isn't it?
But why does Okkan go to the barber shop in the morning?
It's difficult, isn't it?
He's trying to win.
Should I quit?
No, I mean...
I thought about it.
If you quit, it's good.
Can I say something?
I feel like I'm losing something.
But...
Matsumoto makes Tanukin reborn in an interesting way.
Oh, it's here.
Oh, I don't like it.
You want to say it yourself, don't you?
Yes, I want to say it before I get caught.
I don't know the rules well.
My wife's family is rich.
Hey!
What are you doing, pianist?
It's difficult, isn't it?
No, it's funny.
It's funny.
After all, it's not a laugh that comes out in love, it's a letter written in your heart.
Wow!
His wife said something again.
His wife's family is rich.
Do you want me to say it again?
Say it again?
It's a great pattern.
I'll do it.
Oh, you're going to do it?
You're going to do it?
You should do it.
I'll do it.
You've become a great pianist.
I'm scared of you.
But when I went over there, I was greeted very well.
Botake will challenge himself.
What will he write?
It's too early.
It's too early to think about it.
That's right.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
It's not decided.
Oh, here it is.
Yumei will never give up!
Hey! Tanishi is Ike's Marumaru.
It's not possible!
It's out!
Isn't it out?
It's out!
Isn't it out?
It's out!
I don't know!
Thanks to Rinkan, Kenji Tamura became much more interesting!
And now, the last lecture will begin!
I'll say something bad about you two in downtown.
Why don't you use your fame and popularity to appear in commercials more?
That's not our intention!
You have a bad image!
It's not like that! That's what we think!
So, let's show them that you can do it!
Right?
Let's shoot a commercial!
I have a pretty good idea of what you two should do!
Get ready!
Downtown has been admired since childhood!
Kenji Tamura had special feelings for them!
I want you to regain your old radiance.
You can radiate more.
You can be a Calvin, you can be a Harami, you can be a Rose,
but if you want to be a little more oily, you can be a Hormone.
I'll teach you that.
A bold Hormone!
The meaning will be revealed later!
Are you ready?
I've had enough of this!
I've brought some of our special meat today.
From Osaka.
Now, you two will eat this meat.
You're really going to use this?
I'm going to use it.
Our most special one.
Rose and... Is this Kalbi?
Right?
Hey, what are you doing?
Huh?
Let me out of here!
This isn't a commercial! Let me out of here!
This isn't a commercial!
Can I come out of here?
Yes, you can.
Can I come out of here?
You're really going to use this?
This isn't a commercial!
Can you see me?
I thought you two wouldn't understand, so I made this.
You two will eat this and be surprised.
You'll be surprised that it's delicious.
Hamada-san will say "Matsumoto-san, where did you get this meat?"
Matsumoto-san will say "It's a meat from Sumibi- yaki- niku-tamura."
Let's make Osaka-like atmosphere.
You two will look at each other and say "It's very delicious!"
Lastly, you two will say "It's very delicious!" and eat char-siu.
Do you want me to say "char-siu"?
You're in a comedy show.
What's funny about "char-siu"?
Don't ask me what "char-siu" is.
I don't know how to do it.
You two will look at each other and say "char- siu".
You two will say "it's very delicious!" and eat char-siu.
Matsumoto-san, I'll be waiting for you.
Let's do a rehearsal.
Can we eat this?
Please eat it.
Can we really eat it?
You can eat it. It's delicious.
It's not like that!
Let's do it!
Rehearsal!
Start!
Where is this meat from?
Hama-chan, I heard it's from Tamura's charcoal- grilled meat.
It's so good!
Tamura's charcoal-grilled meat is so good!
Cut!
This is Lisa...
What?
Lisa... Lisa... Lisa Stickmayer?
Lisa Stickmayer's meat is better.
No way!
You know...
It's so good!
Lisa Stickmayer's meat is better.
Matsu, I'll prepare it.
I can't do it. I'll go alone.
Sorry, but who's going to finish it?
Matsu! Matsumoto-san!
What does it say here?
Oh, you two will eat it and be surprised.
I'm not surprised.
You didn't say that!
I said I was surprised!
You were surprised when you first ate it?
That's right! It's good!
How many times should we eat it?
I don't know when we should eat it.
Just once! Where is it?
"It's so good!" means...
Can we eat it one more time?
Yes, you can eat it like that.
Just remember what you said.
Rehearsal!
Start!
Matsu-chan, where is this meat from?
It's from Tamura's charcoal-grilled meat.
Right, Hama-chan?
It's so good!
Tamura's charcoal-grilled meat is...
Matsumoto-san!
Which one is it?!
This one?!
There's no meat in it!
Just eat it already!
Come on, hurry up and come out!
I can only eat this much!
That's enough!
I want to eat it quickly!
I can't eat it anymore!
Sorry, sorry!
Let's continue!
Why did you put it back?
It was like this!
Why did you do it like this?!
It's beautiful!
It's fun!
I'll put it back.
It's fun!
Let's continue!
Matsumoto-san, which meat is it?!
It's charcoal-grilled meat, Tamura's meat!
It's so good!
Charcoal-grilled meat, Tamura's meat, which one is better?!
Yes, sir!
Thank you!
Can I be particular about this?
It's good, but can I be particular about this?!
That's why I asked you!
I don't like it!
I want you to say it first.
I want you two to look at each other.
There's a little bit of embarrassment in it.
Then I'll look at you properly!
It's like a line.
Show me the human side of a downtowner.
There's nothing else.
And do whatever you like.
It's difficult!
It's even more difficult!
It's almost the same, but...
- Cha... - Cha...
Don't come forward!
I'm deciding the price now!
The camera was coming like this, right?
If you go down there, it'll change!
I'm sorry.
- What's with that line? - He's being careful.
- Don't miss it. - I touched the meat with my hand.
Let's go!
Showtime!
Stand up!
Who's there?!
Your cell phone!
Is there a manner board?
Manners!
- Manners! - Manners!
You're not crying because you're full, are you?
It's red now.
You'll go down to hell.
Let's go!
Showtime!
Let me talk.
I'll put it in.
Stand up!
Macchan, what kind of meat is it?
It's charcoal-grilled meat, Tamura's meat, isn't it, Macchan?
It's so good!
Charcoal-grilled meat, Tamura's meat, they're all good!
Alright!
OK!
OK is...
Is there a "what" in there?
No, there's nothing.
Is there a "what" or "how" or "what" in there?
There's nothing in there.
OK!
Alright! Thank you!
Thank you!
We got a "what"!
We got it!
Please burn it, DVD!
Please!
It's a show and it's over.
I've been done it twice!
I'm scared of dogs!
I don't think I'm a comedian anymore.
As an old man who eats grilled meat, I'm more funny than him!
You're more stupid than I thought!
Hamada's hunch was right.
The next day, when the staff visited Tamura's restaurant,
in front of the restaurant,
a flag with the name "Rinkan" written on it
in front of the restaurant,
was hung up.
Furthermore,
a TV was placed in front of the restaurant.
From that screen,
that commercial was playing.
This program is brought to you
by the sponsors you see here.
What kind of commercial
did Tamuke make?
What kind of commercial did Tamuke make?
Cheh!
Super delicious!
Yakiniku Tamura is super delicious!
Cheh! Yakiniku Tamura is super delicious!
I also ate downtown!
Mmm! Macchan, what kind of meat is this?
It seems to be charcoal-grilled Yakiniku Tamura meat, Hana-chan!
It's really good!
Charcoal-grilled Yakiniku Tamura is really good!
Cheh!
Yakiniku Tamura! Everyone, come and eat!
Tamuken's lecture.
Its purpose...
...was just an advertisement.
There is a phrase that is said to be the most powerful candidate for this year's popular language award.
That is...
"Dondake"!
Yes, this phrase...
...was used by gays in Shinjuku on Sundays...
...and now it is very popular in various songs and variety shows!
In "Rinkan"...
...it is featured a lot in "Fujimoto Edition" of "Urlin Residence".
"Dondake"!
In addition, in that dramatic drama, it was also the line of the main character, Tomohisa Yamashita!
However, it is not clear at all when this phrase is used.
So, this time, I would like to recommend "donde queen", which can be used correctly from tomorrow!
"donde queen"!
However, I deny "donde queen"!
It is "donde queen"'s spring.
"donde queen" was used in the dialogue in "Getsuku".
As far as I know, it was said twice.
Twice.
Maybe "yama p" doesn't use it much.
We don't use it much.
We don't know how to use it yet.
We don't know.
I want you to teach me.
I was impressed by this program.
It was interesting.
When I met you and heard "donde queen" was popular,
you started using it, too.
Did I?
Excuse me.
Isn't the "donde queen" foam behind you very noisy?
"donde queen"!
That's it!
Next,
she's been in many movies.
Ms. Wentz Age.
Nice to meet you.
She played "dororon enmaku".
That's not it.
It's "gegege no kitaro".
What?
"gegege no kitaro".
"gegege no kitaro"?
I thought it was "dororon enmaku".
"donde queen"!
That's it!
How about you, Ms. Takahashi?
I played a role in a play.
I used it.
Really?
Really.
What did the audience say?
Well...
Don't say it!
How about you, Mr. Izumi?
donde queen
I usually write scripts alone.
I can't say it.
I can't say it alone.
I see.
Mr. Izumi, could you say it with a louder voice?
Ms. Wentz used "donde queen" a lot.
"donde queen"!
Now, everyone.
You have "donde queen" buttons in your hands.
By the way, please press it once.
Yes.
"donde queen"!
Whose voice is it?
Of course, the owner of this voice is the gay Yasuko- chan, who became a hit cake of the "donde queen" boom on Shinjuku 2-chome.
With more than 80 "donde queen"s, we present you this golden ball.
It's for you, Mr. Inari.
What do you want me to do with it?
It's usually the other way around.
It's you, Mr. Inari, who wraps your nose.
Now, let's go right away!
First of all, this "donde queen"!
When Miyasako Hiroyuki, a member of the "ameagari" coalition, hits someone's head with a slipper...
...it makes a very good sound and the person who was hit does not feel pain.
Why? Why?
A junior entertainer who has known Miyasako for a long time says...
I mixed up salt and sugar!
This is really like that, isn't it?
I've been doing it many times since my debut, too.
It really sounds good, but it doesn't hurt.
So it's really easy to get a reaction, isn't it?
Equal to receiving customers
No, thank you very much.
I've been thinking about it all the time when I'm in trouble.
Maybe this snap of the wrist is good at using it, isn't it?
But, well, my meat is more delicious, isn't it?
Isn't it?
Everyone, staff and sensitive people, please come and eat my meat once.
"How much?" I'll say it out loud.
How much?
Well, I don't know.
I'm sorry.
You apologized!
Now, please actually see it on stage.
Oh, I see.
It's like a cafe, isn't it?
How much?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why? Why? Why? Why?
I'm telling you!
But it sounded good!
Yeah!
It sounded good.
When I was little, I didn't have one of those.
Let's call him.
Hello!
Oh, yes, yes.
That's true!
When I was little, I got beaten up.
Oh, yeah.
He just got beaten up.
Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
No way!
What? What?
Didn't you notice? Didn't you notice?
He was fighting!
See? See? See?
Hit him now! Hit him now!
Do it now!
I'm not just doing this.
That's amazing!
Hit him! Hit him!
When did you start getting beaten up like that?
I can't believe it.
What do you mean?
Does it hurt?
He's your partner, isn't he?
That's right!
Why don't you try it, Uenzu?
That's right!
There's also a place for you to hit.
Uenzu!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
What did you just say?
Try hitting him, Uenzu.
Oh, really?
Okay, I'll try it.
You're terrible!
What are you doing?
Next up is this one!
When Tsuyoshi Nakagawa cries "one"...
The dog always turns around.
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
This is Tsuyoshi's younger brother and partner, Reiji Nakagawa.
Yes, my older brother, Tsuyoshi Nakagawa, always turns around when a dog barks.
Even if I bark, the dog doesn't react.
But my older brother always turns around and cries when a dog barks.
Based on the testimony, we verified with the staff whether he really only turns around when a dog barks.
He doesn't turn around.
Then please see the video of what Tsuyoshi actually did.
It would be amazing if you did.
This is a wonderful reaction!
Amazing!
When I turned around, he turned around.
Are you worried about it?
The special meaning could not be understood.
Even now.
After all, the way of speaking is different.
That's right.
[I wasn't interested in music]
Woah, it barked!
They looked back and it barked.
[The dog barked!]
It looked back and it stood up.
Nakagawa Ketsuyoshi's "wang" dog bark was...
...very wonderful.
This is amazing!
Wow!
It was more than just "wang" dog bark!
It sounded like a dog crying in an emergency.
It cries with its mouth.
Would you like to hear it cry?
Wow!
Can you tell what it's saying by its crying?
No, I can't.
This is "wang" dog bark!
What does "wang" dog bark mean?
It was more than "wang" dog bark.
I'll give you this later.
This is not "wang" dog bark.
It sounded like a chicken crying in an emergency.
Next is this "wang" dog bark!
"Wang" dog bark
Among Yamaguchi Tomomitsu's over 100 impersonations...
...there is one impersonation that will be banned from airing no matter where you do it.
What is it?
What is this impersonation that will be banned from airing?
Who is it?
I asked this junior comedian.
Yes, that's right.
Among Yamaguchi Tomomitsu's over 100 impersonations...
...there is one impersonation that will be banned from airing no matter where you do it.
Well, in one word, impersonation. Impersonation that makes noise.
Furthermore, let's ask this person who lives in Beverly Hills.
I can't believe it. Do you think I can believe it? I can't believe it at all.
American comedians laugh about race issues, but they never impersonate.
I'm against it! I'm totally against it!
Now, let's see it on stage.
Mr. Bean's...
After this, 13-year-old Gussa will laugh at Matsumoto for banning imaginary jokes!
I'm against it! I'm totally against it!
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What is the impersonation of Tomomitsu Yamaguchi that will be banned from airing no matter where you do it?
Now, let's see it on stage.
Mr. Bean's...
You're too fast!
Help me! Help me! Help me!
You're wrong! You haven't done it yet!
I know! I know! You haven't done it yet!
You haven't done it yet!
I'm pissed off!
Suddenly 82 tons!
But you can't broadcast it, can you?
Why are you doing it here?
Shut up!
What are you going to do with this?
Well, if you like this place, it's fine.
Enjoy!
Idiot!
Kana-san, why 13?
Can you comment on it?
Should I do it?
Well, then, how much is this?
Banana Man, Osamu Shitara's house has recently been on fire due to smoking.
Why? Why?
Osamu Shitara says...
Yes, it's true that my house, Banana Man Shitara Osamu's house, has been on fire due to my smoking.
Unfortunately, Shitara's house has also been on fire.
In fact, Lincoln used to visit Shitara's house in Friendly Downtown.
And surprisingly, the image at the time was miraculously preserved.
So, this time, please look at the room that caught fire with the image before Shitara's house caught fire.
Shibuya Ward, Tokyo.
There was a man who had a problem with this unfinished residential area.
The problem with that house was...
You went there, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Before I left.
Take a look at the tragic reform that Takumi performed in his own room due to smoking.
The black chair that was lurking in the middle of the room and giving off a seductive presence...
I don't know what it means, but it has reduced all waste and transformed into a simple and casual arrangement.
The air conditioner, which had not changed at all, has now changed into a state of collapse and collapse.
It will give you a thrill in a non-irritating daily life.
The DVD, which was not organized, has been dissolved and integrated into a luxurious 22-piece box set.
The rubik's cube, which was a unique challenge, has also been transformed into a one-piece that anyone can easily play with all black.
It's a car of fire, isn't it?
Everyone, please be careful not to end up in the desert.
I wonder how much that change in chairs and rubik's cubes has changed.
I turned off the cigarette butt and put it in a garbage bag.
Then I went to a different room and watched TV with my family.
After 15 to 20 minutes of talking, I heard a sound like "pshh pah".
What kind of sound was it?
Then, a fire pillar was sticking out of the ceiling and coming like this.
How did you feel?
After the fire extinguished, I put a cell phone on the desk and it rang.
What kind of situation was it?
Don't show it to me!
It's scary.
It's a virtual world.
It's scary, isn't it?
Give it to me!
Everyone, please be careful not to end up in the desert.
Next is this one!
ONI-yahagi.
You can change into yahagi-ken in 10 seconds.
How much is it?
I asked people who know him well about such unexpected special skills of yahagi-ken.
Yes, it is true that yahagi-ken changes clothes quickly.
It always comes out as soon as you change clothes.
No, it doesn't even take 10 seconds, does it?
Seriously?
Then, please actually see it on stage.
Let's go!
You're right
That was tough
That was the worst I've ever seen
What's going on?
I'm sorry
It's supposed to be 12 seconds
Really?
It's not good to say it in 12 seconds
So I made it 10 seconds
I thought I could do it in 2 seconds
But 2 seconds wasn't enough
You're just making excuses!
You can't do it again?
Can you do it one more time?
One more time
You can't do it
Please watch it again on stage
Please
Wait, this is...
Um...
Get out!
No...
No, um...
I don't know if I should say this...
Yes?
Isn't this a good "get out" pattern?
No...
I...
I don't know what to do...
Next up is this one, Mr. Bamboo!
Summer's. The hotel blinds where Mr. Bamboo stayed are...
After this, Mr. Bamboo's show will be on fire!
Next up is this one, Mr. Bamboo!
Summer's. The hotel blinds where Mr. Bamboo stayed are...
Loose.
Mr. Bamboo! Mr. Bamboo!
What does it mean for the blinds to be loose?
We asked someone who knows Mr. Bamboo well.
No, I don't know.
It's true that Mr. Bamboo often comes across bad luck.
He doesn't come out of the shower at the hotel where Mr. Bamboo stayed.
Even when everyone goes out for dinner, he doesn't come out of the one Mr. Bamboo ordered.
I've had bad luck for the past ten years.
In the end, we didn't know the truth, so please see for yourself what kind of blinds they are on stage.
What are you doing?
I see. You want to close it, don't you?
It's loose, so it opens on its own.
Does it open?
It opens, doesn't it?
I don't know.
I don't know, either.
I've never heard of it.
It's closed, but it opens.
It's amazing.
It's loose, isn't it?
I see.
What are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
I don't know.
What are you doing?
There are not many "shimo" in public security.
It's loose, isn't it?
What does it mean?
Well, it's like that.
It stopped by chance?
Yes, but it's in Shinjuku.
It's in Shinjuku.
It's low.
It's not as loose as "don dake".
It's very loose.
"Don dake" is loose.
You said it at the scene.
"Don dake" is loose.
Let's say it formally.
"Don dake" is loose.
It's fast.
It's formal.
Was it the last story?
Yes.
Was it the last story?
"Don dake" is loose.
It means "TVs" is "don dake".
"Rincan" is "don dake".
"Don dake" is "don dake".
After this, Michael appears in "Rincan".
Next episode of "Rincan" is...
Michael's army arrives!
What happened in that place at midnight?
And the young man, with a bomb and a cube machine,
challenges the limits of variety with a skyscraper!
Whoa, that was close!
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
I can't move anymore. I can't move anymore.
Whoa, I'm scared!
Thank you very much!