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Lincoln, tonight at ten o'clock!
Regular Correct Answer Chance!
We've done it once or twice, haven't we?
Kotake spent about 10 million yen on things he didn't know about.
And Peyoung spent about 10 million yen.
While we were doing that, we finally...
We finally made it to the red market.
Wow!
This time, it's a reward plan.
Look at this! Boom!
We're going to give you money!
Money?!
If you answer all of them correctly, you'll get 3 million yen!
That's right! If you answer all of them correctly, you'll get 10 million yen for each question!
Is 100 correct?
If you answer all of them correctly, you'll get it.
Is 100 correct?
Just one question?!
Wow, that's amazing!
Isn't it?
Everyone knows about this!
Regular Correct Answer Chance!
It's easy!
If you get one wrong, you won't get 10 million yen.
That's right! If you know that much, you won't get the correct answer!
Everyone knows about it!
Let's get right to the questions!
The first question is from the birthday plan for Lin Ka-an.
For Matsumoto, who turned 43 last year, the members prepared a present for him.
It's a professional baseball award ceremony!
I've said I want to do an award ceremony at least once!
Wait! I'm not interested in that!
He wants his partner to stand up and feel the emotion.
First, Hamada decided to teach him how to play catch.
Catchball as a duo!
Catchball squad!
Also, for Matsumoto, he even rushed over here!
What is it?
It's the Great Magician Sasaki!
Not only that, he also taught him how to cook right away!
Matsumoto is 43 years old and it's the first time for him to know how to hold a straight rice ball.
However, he improved so much in such a short period of time!
30 minutes before the world championship, when the seats were almost full, Matsumoto...
I think that's enough!
I think we got enough.
For Matsumoto, who is not in a good mood, the members prepared something special.
And that is...
Matsumoto-san's uniform!
It's so cool!
It's a gym uniform!
It's a berry short!
Wow, this is...
Isn't he a pervert?
Even though he's confused by the bold design, Matsumoto changes his clothes swiftly!
It's here!
It smells good!
I like this uniform, but...
Matsumoto, who is in a good mood because of his uniform, received an unexpected order from Hamada!
Everyone, let me warn you!
When you go out, don't throw it right away!
That's right!
Hamada told Matsumoto to throw it on the mound before the game!
He pretended to throw it and went first!
If you start sweating in the middle of the game, you'll end up like this!
You can't do that!
Besides this, Matsumoto received many funny orders and finally arrived at the stadium!
Today is May 4th, the 43-year-old's birthday.
Matsumoto, who is in a good mood because of his uniform, received an unexpected order from Hamada!
Baseball amateur Matsumoto goes to the mound!
Matsumoto heads for the mound while 30,000 spectators are watching.
Please do your best.
Please.
I have a little bogey.
Oh, you have a bogey.
Then, here is the problem.
When Matsumoto heads for the mound for the first time in the pitchers' mound ceremony...
All of you were there.
Seven or eight of you were there.
This is...
Don't discuss it and write it down yourself.
Yes, please write it down!
Oh no, I made a mistake.
What is this?
The first thing I did when I was in 9th grade...
Driving a car...
That's my first time.
That's definitely not the first thing you've done.
I'm starting to lose confidence in myself.
Okay, let's go! Everyone, please raise your hands!
Open!
That's it, right?
"Tensei", "Kumo no Ito", "Kumo no Ito", "Po", "Hankachi Oji", "Saihi ni Fukui wo Kuru", "Baryandrai"...
That's not true!
I was lost with "Tensei" and "Kumo no Ito".
You were lost with "Tensei" and "Kumo no Ito".
You were in a hurry with "Tensei" and "Kumo no Ito".
"Hankachi" is the last one.
Is it the last one?
That's right.
No, no, no!
"Po" is...
Ah, you're saying "po"!
That's right, that's right!
"Po" is the last one.
"Po" is wrong, wrong, wrong!
If you don't say "po", you won't be able to do it.
That's right, that's right!
If you do it like this, you won't be able to do it like this.
First of all...
Yes, please sit down.
But, everyone...
Everyone is separated!
That's right!
Everyone is separated!
Then, here is the correct answer!
Please look at Matsumoto's first joke.
Thank you!
And with that...
Matsumoto's first bokeh was "kumonosu booru".
With its vivid paper tape spread out,
30,000 people joined in a speedy roll call.
It was a spectacular "kumonosu booru".
Since we're at it,
please watch all of Matsumoto's bokehs that went viral afterwards!
First up is "masaka no kensekyu".
Nice one!
You can do it!
- And... - Is it coming out?
- It's coming out! - It's coming out!
It's about to come out!
"betabeta no hankachi oji".
Hey, don't laugh!
- Don't laugh at me! - Don't laugh at me!
- And... - Hey, don't laugh at me!
Whoa!
With all of these commands accomplished,
Matsumoto finally showed his skills!
Whoa!
The ball he threw was a high straight.
For an amateur like him, it was an excellent pitching.
And...
Matsumoto returns to the bench.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
In this way, the first payment system in his life is revealed.
This is a matter of chance!
This is difficult, isn't it?
With this, there are 2 million left.
What will you do? Will you do it?
Of course we will do it!
Isn't there anything else you can do?
Then, let's go!
The next question is...
The next question is from the popular series "Friendly Downtown", which continues from the beginning of the show.
This is a project for young entertainers who want to get along with the downtown of 25 years of entertainment history.
The rule is that you can only talk to either Hamada or Machino, but...
If you use honorifics by mistake...
Hamada's "mercy" culture will explode!
In this harsh "friendly" downtown, not only young people, but also entertainers like him will challenge!
Good morning!
To be honest, I'm not even rich.
What will happen to this 17-year-old entertainer?
Let's start "friendly" time!
Where are you going today?
Today?
Ouch!
Of course!
You're mean!
Hamaguchi got beaten up by Vinter in the first 3 seconds.
Vinter...
Where are you going?
I'm going to Akihabara.
That's so far away!
That's right!
The four of them went to Akihabara.
Here's a suggestion to make downtown harder for young people.
Before we go to Akihabara, I want you to put on an ordinary outfit.
So I'm going to ask you to put on an ordinary outfit.
I'm going to go to your store.
Why are you saying "I'm going to go"?
I'm going to go.
Are you trying to say it as a chief?
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's how it is.
Cosplay shop is what brought young people to downtown!
You're excited, right?
I'm not!
I'm going to Akihabara.
It wasn't embarrassing to go downtown to Akihabara, but...
Do you want me to soak you in water?
That's a little different!
It's not different!
It's different!
It's not different!
And they went to the fitting room for cosplay.
The first outfit Matsumoto wore was...
I'm going to die if I wear this.
Don't die!
(Laughing)
This is bad!
Are you going to wear that?
Hey, don't do that!
(Laughing)
That's terrible!
Matsumoto changed his clothes again because it's hard to shoot naked in the middle of the day.
A mouse man whose face is hidden and who knows who he is.
In the end, Matsumoto's costume is...
CYBORG-009-007.
It's too long, isn't it?
And here's the question!
What is the name of the character Tomoda cosplayed as?
Is this a studio?
I know it!
Don't you watch "Egiro Ajin"?
(Laughing)
There's such a problem, isn't there?
Okay, let's go!
Matsumoto-sama was lying down, wasn't he?
(Laughing)
He didn't look like that at all!
(Laughing)
He doesn't look like that at all!
Matsumoto-san doesn't even remember his own face.
I don't even remember my own face.
Please say it at once!
Open!
Dragon Ball, Kyashan, Mighty Machiko, Dragon Ball, Ultraman, Sailor Moon, Majinga Z...
You just wrote your favorite anime!
I didn't write anything!
Maybe it's Sailor Moon.
Even if it's Sailor Moon, you won't get a million yen for it.
There are two Dragon Ball characters.
I see.
And here's the answer!
What was Hamada's cosplay?
I have absolutely no idea what it was.
(Laughing)
What am I supposed to do?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
(Laughing)
I hope it reaches you!
Let's see... Correct!
What did Hamada wear?
What do you mean "what do you mean"? I don't know what you're talking about.
I mean, I'm wearing this costume, but it tickles my head!
What do you think of this costume?
What is it? Did you bring it, Hama-chan?
What is it?
I'm jealous of you.
Jealous of me?
The answer is...
Dragon Ball Z's Vegeta!
Who is wearing this costume?
It's Hama-chan's costume.
It tickles my head!
It tickles my head.
This is difficult!
This is your last question.
What is it?
The last question is...
This one!
The number of viewers of "Rincan" has reached the lowest in Shizuoka Prefecture.
The surprising number of viewers is...
Ta-dah!
9.7%!
It's the only prefecture in 47 prefectures in China that has solved this problem.
Ouch!
So, we have a question from the Shizuoka Attack Operation, which was promoted to Shizuoka citizens.
We're going to move to a city, so we've brought a caravan.
Look over here!
A caravan?
First, we've prepared a big and flashy caravan.
And in it...
It's an Amano caravan, isn't it?
Are you going to buy land?
Are you going to buy tea?
Hama-san...
Wake up Shizuoka!
Let's get in the caravan and start promoting "Rincan"!
It's ten o'clock in the morning.
Welcome to Rincan!
So, what did Shizuoka citizens say?
Welcome to Rincan!
Surprisingly, most of them got excited and started promoting in the middle of the city.
However...
We like a good city.
What are you doing?
Promotion! Promotion!
Please, Shizuoka citizens!
The second time of the unknown speech was also popular and the PR on the street was a great success!
The members who got on the car entered the university's school festival!
They suddenly appeared in front of the students who know nothing and started a strategy of promoting the program to young people!
It's a school festival, isn't it?
W-what's that about?
First of all...
It's been about 20 years since we've been to a school festival.
It's been 20 years.
Next...
It's the stage by our special guest!
Let's call them!
Please come out!
Sudden Rincan members appeared and students were panicking!
Everyone, please join us on Tuesday at ten o'clock!
With effective PR, they grabbed young people's hearts.
In addition, the members who got information that a popular local program in Shizuoka is filming...
We're filming.
Isn't it a private photo shoot?
I'm sorry.
There's a microphone, too.
That's not it! That's a hobby!
That's private, right?
It's a Shorei Ine's filming program.
What is it?
Wait a minute. No one has eaten it yet.
The carrot.
Is it okay?
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Surprisingly, they joined the filming.
Their strategy is to PR Lincoln.
But, after this, Hamada acts ridiculously.
Then, here is the question.
Yesterday, when you joined the filming site of "It Looks Like Local" local broadcast program "It Looks Like"...
...what was the first thing you did for a reporter, Joshi Ano?
I remember this! I remember this!
You said it.
I said it.
This is...
This is a chance!
I said it for Joshi Ano.
Yes, please explain!
If you think about it, you'll know!
It's something you usually do, right?
You can do it!
Either one, right?
It's not either one!
It's either one since yesterday!
A nasty guy is not a nasty guy.
This is a plus chance.
Then, now, all together...
Open!
Good! Good!
I pushed him.
I hit his head.
This is basically it!
I haven't done it yet!
Then, let's go!
The correct answer is...
What did Hamada do for Joshi Ano?
Please watch the video that was broadcasted in Shizuoka.
The world's largest sightseeing spot!
Born!
Wow! But this is really...
It's really...
What is it?
It's really nice for people who come here, right?
You come here to enjoy hot spring...
While enjoying food...
You hit his head!
His head!
You're just like a child!
His head!
He's really bad at it!
His head!
How is it?!
This is good!
That's good. That's good, but I don't know what it is.
Aura-san, when you hit your head, it was bad, wasn't it?
And so, the correct answer is "hitting one's head".
This is difficult!
Everyone is wrong!
Is this the end?
No, it's the end!
I said I'd give you a million yen!
That's too fast!
Somehow, this is...
Don't you have anything lonely?
I know!
One more!
One last question!
A million yen.
Why?!
Give me a million yen!
That was fast!
I'd like a million yen.
One last question!
Yes!
This is the last one!
Here is the question!
Between October of last year and March of this year,
what was the most viewed video in half a year?
This is difficult!
Ah, I know!
Hurry up and answer!
By the way...
By the way, what's the number?
Yes, it's 18.2%.
Really?!
Up to 18.2 seconds.
Was it funny?
Huh?
Was it funny?
Was it funny or not?
Was everyone laughing or not?
I'm happy!
Alright!
Alright, have fun!
Bye-bye!
This is definitely it!
Give me your love!
Stop it!
It's definitely it!
"Yahagi's Kiss", "Yahagi's Kiss", "Delusion Club"!
This is amazing! They're all the same!
I didn't know "Delusion Club" existed!
But "Yahagi's Kiss" and "Delusion Club" don't have much to do with comedy.
Let's find out! The answer is...
The plan that recorded the highest views in six months since October last year is...
Himura spent a week outside of Shibuya Center.
Himura is a world-famous comedian.
Himura will compete in Parapara's national competition.
But...
I don't remember it at all.
Why don't you remember it?
I didn't remember it since October.
You can do it, right?
I don't remember Himura.
I don't remember Himura at all.
This is bad for you two.
You can do it, right?
The answer is...
Yes.
Do it properly, seriously. This is bad.
Himura, who was beaten up by other comedians at 20 years old, burned out in Parapara.
However, there is a risk of division of the circle before the competition.
I want to compete only with people who are good at it.
Tsumo-chan, Alisa, and Kimura were right, and Tsumori was left.
Kimura was left behind, so...
However, one of his friends heard of this and...
I don't want to do it anymore.
It's not fun if we all do it together.
Himura joined us, so...
I want to do it with everyone.
Let's practice like idiots.
Let's do it.
Like this...
Parapara was able to overcome many difficulties...
Parapara was able to overcome many difficulties... On the day of the national tournament...
In a short period of practice, Himura perfectly mastered "parapara" and danced to the end.
And at the time of parting, Himura and Gerser recorded the highest views in a moment.
Please watch the moving parting.
I think there were more painful things in this week.
On the contrary, I think it will remain for a long time.
I had a good experience. Thank you very much.
It's Himura's fault for crying.
Let's dance together again.
Why? What's your answer?
In this way, Himura swore to dance with Gerser again and recorded 18.2% of the moment when he shed tears.
By the way, in the second episode of "Urling Residence Diary", Fujiwara Fujimoto joined a gay marching band for the second day in Shinjuku.
Here it is. Here it is.
You are gay people, aren't you?
Oh, you found out!
No, no, super gay! Super gay!
Among such gay people, there is such a trend...
Come on! Come on!
Let's get excited and do it again! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
It seems that when you say it, you get excited.
Let's do it!
What about Fujimoto's farewell?
At first, I was a little confused, but now I really love everyone.
"Urling Residence Diary" is expected to be a big hit. Please look forward to the next episode of "Urling Residence Diary"!
What the hell is that?!
Gay people, get out of here!
What the hell is that?!
All right, let's move on to the next question.
What the hell is that?!
Now, "Urling Residence Diary" will finally offer you a "Urling Special Edition"!
This "Urling Special Edition" is amazing!
It's amazing in many ways.
But can we broadcast it?
What kind of disaster will happen?
In the TV market, nine pirates will challenge the never-seen-before super large new project!
Our project is...this!
"Urling Special Edition"!
"Urling Project 3rd Edition"!
Wow, it's a special edition!
This is crazy!
This is really serious!
"Urling Special Edition"!
Something will happen!
Let's go to "Urling Special Edition"!
Matsumoto Army and Hamada Army will compete in various games in two studios!
However, the team that loses in each game will...
Ah!
...will be penalized for losing in each game!
The team that wins in each game first will receive a luxurious prize from the show!
But as you can see, the results of previous matches are...
And tonight, this battle will finally be decided!
Here is the next match!
If you catch one marshmallow and drop it, you win!
Matsumoto Army and Hamada Army will compete in various games in two studios!
In this game, both teams will challenge each other one by one!
If you can catch the marshmallow you threw directly in your mouth, you win!
If you drop it, you lose!
Since Matsumoto Army won, let's choose one of these people!
I want to go to "Iwaoka"!
I really want to go to "Iwaoka"!
It's about time for "Iwaoka"!
Ah, that's right! "Iwaoka"!
I want to go to "Iwaoka"!
He just fixed his face!
He fixed his face!
I want to go to "Iwaoka"!
One, two! "Iwaoka"!
"Iwaoka"!
One marshmallow catch! If you drop it...
Boom!
You'll get stabbed in the mustache!
Let's try "boom"!
"Iwaoka", you'll get stabbed in the mustache!
Give it back! Give it back!
You'll get stabbed in the mustache!
Give it back!
Let's start!
Let's say "boom"!
Start!
Three, two, one!
"Iwaoka"!
It was a little scary.
Now, please choose one member of your favorite team.
I'm nervous.
Fujino.
He's hiding. He's hiding.
One, two...
Fujino!
If you drop a single marshmallow, you lose!
Fujino!
Are you okay with such a small marshmallow?
Your face is too big.
Did you get a good punishment?
No, I'm okay!
This studio is surprisingly small, isn't it?
Your face is big!
My face is big, so the studio doesn't look small!
You don't know. Your face is big!
Now, let's begin. Let's say "don"!
Start!
Three...
Two...
This is bad. This is bad.
This is bad.
Matsumoto team and Hamada team have successfully defeated each other.
As it was difficult to settle the score, they changed the rules and threw one person and another person caught it.
Matsumoto team, please choose two people.
Hamada team, please choose two people and throw one person.
Matsumoto team, please choose two people and throw one person.
Hamada team, please choose two people and throw one person.
Matsumoto team, please choose two people and throw one person.
I wish I could reach you.
Amazing!
Alright, I won!
Amazing!
I won!
Amazing!
Alright, then...
Let's have you two choose.
Ah, excuse me!
Excuse me!
I'll be the main character and you'll be the supporting actor, right?
I... you... don't use me!
Is it okay for me to use you?!
Who are you imitating?!
It's you, Udo-chan!
Udo-chan!
Matsumoto-gun's "If Only Two of Us Could Catch It"...
"If Only We Could Drop It"...
Tomogen-gata, please come forward!
I won!
Okay, okay!
It's dangerous!
What's wrong, Matsumoto-gun?
Don't look away from me!
You're Marshmallow!
You can only look at Marshmallow!
Alright, let's begin!
Daokai and Miyamoto, start!
2... 1...
Yaaaaay!
Yes!
I got in!
I only got in once!
With Captain Hamada's high-speed drift, Hamada's team is even again!
Here is the next match!
If you miss a one-meter putter, you're out!
Each team will challenge this game one by one.
If you succeed in putting a one-meter putter, you're safe. If you fail, you're out!
So, Matsumoto team, would you like to choose one person?
I haven't done it yet.
I'm not doing it!
I'm tired of doing it!
You're doing it too much!
You should concentrate more!
One, two, three!
If you miss a one-meter putter, you're out!
But, you know...
It's too difficult.
We'll do it! We'll do it!
It's impossible!
Well, let's get started!
Let's say "out"! Start!
Three, two, one!
You can do it! You can do it!
It's impossible!
Out!
Matsumoto team wins!
I put it right here!
Matsumoto team wins!
Matsumoto team leads by one point!
The next match is...
"Hand-in-hand putter match".
If you miss it, you're out!
This match is one-on-one.
Two challengers from both teams will put their putters on their palms at the same time.
If you drop your putter or it comes out of the circle, you're out!
Hamada team, it's your turn!
Fujii's...
If you drop it, you're out.
Three, two, one!
Fujii's putter comes out!
It doesn't work! It doesn't work!
Turn around more and hide your face!
I got nervous!
I don't know what Matsumoto-san is saying!
And Matsumoto-gun commands Hamano-gun and Mimura!
Fujimoto and Mimura's hands-in-hands putter competition!
If you drop it, you're out!
Now, let's get started!
Let's go! Start!
Three! Two! One!
That's good! That's good!
That's good!
This is it! This is it!
Good job!
That's a pretty good challenge!
That's good! That's good!
Mimura! Mimura! Mimura!
Mimura! Mimura!
Three! Two! One!
Matsumoto's victory!
With Fujimoto's victory, Matsumoto's team has finally reached their goal!
Matsumoto's team has already won six games in a row!
With only one more win, this game will be over!
You've already won six games in a row!
I'm sorry, I've completely become on this team's side!
You've already won six games in a row!
Stand up one by one!
The team over there, stand up one by one!
You've been sitting there for a long time!
Will this be the last one?
That's right! It's definitely something we want to win!
Now, for the next match!
Giant Tyre Lifting Match!
Boys, go!
Now, this is a challenge for all teams.
Both teams will lift 400kg of giant tyres at the same time,
but the first one to drop it on the ground will be the winner!
Udo-chan is the strongest.
Udo-chan, come here.
Wait a minute! If you drop it, we'll win!
I can't face the camera!
You can do it! Lift it up!
Now, this tyre weighs 400kg!
What should I do? I didn't lift it from the beginning.
How should we do it?
How should we start?
In this match, if Matsumoto team lifts the 7th tyre,
Matsumoto team will win in total!
The other Hamada team can still turn things around, so do your best!
Matsumoto and Hamada's Giant Tyre Lifting Match!
If you drop it, you lose!
Let's see how Hamada and Matsumoto teams do! Start!
3...2...1...
Go! Go! Go! Go!
You're here!
Are you a swimmer?
Swimmer?
Swimmer!
Well, Mr. Hanada, you lost.
No, I didn't lose!
No!
I'm not losing!
So, the winning team, Matsumoto Team, has a luxurious product!
Here it is!
What is it?
Hey! Hey!
Thank you for your purchase!
Here is the luxurious product!
Hey!
What is it?
Yanwhisper!
For one year!
Congratulations!
I'm not losing!
If you have any advice...
Next time on "Rinkan"...
"Restaurant Rinkan"!
Trench Topping
Miyasako Hiroyuki challenges Japanese cuisine!
"Rinkan" special! "Giant Kakiage" 3rd edition!
What on earth has he turned into a giant?!
Wow, it's a special!